#tis but a flesh wound

[sizzlingstarlightsky]

Azriels comfort movie is Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Eris claims to hate it, but when he misses Az, he watches it and laughs quietly. Quoting Azriel's favorite parts.

[kaleidoru]

in this tale, little red riding hood refused to let harm come to himself or his woodsman and took matters into his own hands

[m4ggotm0ld]

me waiting for someone to ask about my cut so I can make a Monty python reference

[drawingquest21]

Got inspired by that song https://youtu.be/T3hN6GusrPs?si=WpjCtNXzonDPXUQu

Although my initial plan was to go for a stoic expression, I did want to make versions with a shadow to make her look more threatening, even if it doesn't exactly fit my initial idea.

The white backgroung kinda make it look like there's a light behind her.

And I made some versions to make it look like the cut actually hurt.

[yinjiyang]

Tis but a Flesh Wound

“Why didn’t you say anything?” - @ofengineers - High Pain Tolerance Starters

To be perfectly honest, Yin was also rather accustomed to taking care of others that the idea of someone taking care of him did not even cross his mind. After the impact of the coeurl's whisker had pierced into his side, he had just kept on fighting because he had to--an instinct for survival, and put the injury into the back of his mind. Once the pack of coeurls had been defeated, however, he had completely forgotten it; perhaps he was too overcome with adrenaline. Whatever the case, he'd deal with it later. However, it seemed that later came sooner than anticipated as the blood stain on his robes appeared to attract the engineer's attention. And that...in turn brought his attention back to the wound.

"...oh..." he said quietly in realization that he was, in fact, still bleeding. "...I forgot..." he explained honestly.

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

this is so hilarious out of context

[pxison]

Ichiji's eyes dart madly in an attempt to track down the surgeon and his admittedly impressive ability to instantly move out of the way of where he nexts set his eyes on. Feeling his eye sockets overheating a bit, Ichiji stops his ability and puts it on cooldown. In this moment he is vulnerable and even as he can sense a distinct presence above him, he does not move fast enough to dodge the blow without his shoulder catching it cleanly instead.

Exoskeleton crumples beneath the force and haki combined, pinching his muscle and bending his arm in a way that looked unnatural by the time he gets up off the ground a distance away. Gritting his teeth as frustration begins mount on him enough to be visible on his features, Ichiji grasps his arm and forcefully bends it back into a shape that was much more functional.

"You are beginning to annoy me." He states, willing to admit that this entire encounter was looking to be a waste of time. He'd been fighting for Reiju's honor, wasn't he? Or rather her usefulness to the rest of Germa in future considerations... Ridiculous.

"It is unfortunate to think I might not get to see you fall just yet."

   Gotta say, that was some impressive aerial maneuvering and Law finds himself grinning. Wouldn’t be fun if this was over so soon. Plus, there is a bit of pleased smugness when Law sees that bit of white cape flutter in the breeze. Again, Sparking Red goes on the attack but this time he throws something new at the Surgeon of Death, something that ignites the child-like wonder meeting his childhood comic book characters does. Sure, Ichiji is a piece of emotionless shit that needs to learn he isn’t as indestructible as he believes he is, but that doesn’t mean Law can’t find his tech really fucking cool.

   Kikoku turns black with Law’s Haki and with a flick of his wrist the doctor knocks aside that first burst of laser fire. He glimpses an unsettling red glow on the metal of his blade and decides using her for defence against this attack is testing her strength far too much. So, he goes to evasion tactics on the next blast. He vanishes, swapping with a fruit cart that gets obliterated the moment that laser hits it.

   “Damn, eye beams,” Law projects at his foe, letting the childish awe into his voice. As he speaks, he keeps swapping his position with something else. A lamp post melts in half. “You’re showin’-” A crate explodes. “Me some real-” An entire ice cream stand disintegrates. “Cool Germa Tech.”

   A piece of masonry crumbles as Law swaps with it, the stonework taking the next blast of eye laser for him. He reappears crouching on top of a building and he grins. Ichiji practically gave him an out for this little attack. If the guy can’t see him then how can he hit him, not that he’s had much luck so far. Again, Law vanishes, the roof exploding with the laser fire that follows but where Law reappears is just above his flying foe. With an extra push of momentum, the surgeon throws himself into a Haki enhance kick to the spine, intending on sending Sparking Red slamming into the cobbled streets.

[talleryn]

Lockwood: *bleeding out*

Lucy: oh my god you’re losing so much blood, what’s your type?

Lockwood: uhhh… listener, brown hair, good with a rapier, likes the colour blue-

Lucy:

Lucy: I meant your blood type

Lockwood: oh

Lockwood: *stares at growing pool of blood*

Lockwood: red

[amischiefofmuses]

@themosthatedbeing from [HERE]

Wound still seeping blood, Alastor was quick to recoil as Lucifer reached out to touch him, jolting like his very touch burned. It forced him to brace a hand against the wall instead as the other clutched at damp fabric on his chest, turning his back to take a few long breaths in a bid to regain composure. How shameful. Were this anyone else, he may have fought with the idea of killing them for being caught in such a state. His voice crackled with violent static as he spoke, strained yet carefully controlled so as to seem little more than inconvenienced by the pain. -- ❝A small wound, certainly nothing for you to concern yourself over- it will heal soon enough.❞

[othmeralia]

Mondays will do that to you, huh?

Margarita philosophica (1503).

[spark-my-nature]

On god, this is the Gretavanlace experience OVER AND OVER AGAIN

Sugar in less than a half an hour!! Strap in ❤️

[emptyfie1ds]

day 28: bruise

she restores my battered brain call that ibuprowlfin

[sk1fanfiction]

Chapter Nine: Red Rum, Red Hands

Oh, he’s spotted it,” said Blaise from behind her, his voice giddy with anticipation.

“Who?” asked Parvati.

There was no answer, because Harry and Cedric both seemed to dive in unison, robes snapping in the wind after what must be the Snitch near the ground, far too small to see.

“Now, the technique Potter’s using’s called a Spiral Dive—” Blaise began.

“Shhh,” said Parvati, almost dangling over the railing. “They’re so close!”

The two Seekers were neck and neck, hands outstretched, pressing themselves flatter against their brooms—

Then they both pulled up. Hard. The Snitch must have slipped away.

“Well, wasn’t that hair-raising?” called Lee, and the stadium cheered in approval. “It’s still anyone’s game, sixty to eighty, Gryffindor to Hufflepuff — but Johnson’s currently doing her best to make that score even.”

The tension in Harry’s shoulders as he rose was clear even from far away. The Gryffindor stands yelled encouragement, but he seemed indifferent, unhearing as he watched the swarming chaos of red and yellow below. Cedric looked similarly contemplative.

And then, it happened.

Cedric dove.

“Diggory spotted the Snitch!” called Lee. “With Potter in pursuit — no, where’s Potter, why’s he just sitting there? Earth to Potter!”

“Why isn’t he following?” asked Parvati, the wind from Cedric plummeting blowing her hair back from her face.

She was right; Harry was just sitting there, casual as you please.

What if something’s wrong?

“Wronski Feint,” Blaise supplied. “At least, that’s what Diggory’s attempting. But Harry knows there’s nothing down there.”

Indeed, Harry’s face was tilted towards the sky, scanning the clouds with a tense, quiet determination.

Is that really what he’s doing?

Gryffindor plays Hufflepuff, but, believe it or not, Harry and Cedric's last match-up is far from the most exciting event this Saturday. Read from the beginning at FFN|AO3!

[e-adlirez]

Do you have any thea stilton ocs yourself? tell us abt them!

Uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *awkwardly stares at my little OC closet*

Okay so two things about me: 1. I am not typically an OC maker, and 2. I thrive better on bouncing ideas off of other things instead of trying to create characters from scratch. Both of these mean that I don't make OCs particularly often, and the ones I do make mostly end up being antagonists or villains (as I find it easier to make a foil to a protagonist than a protagonist that everything will be bouncing off of). Soooooooo with that preface, allow me to show you my tiny, tiny, tiny collection of TS OCs ^^

The first one is a guy who was made for a concept where the girls go to China for a student exchange and have to deal with China's.... cutthroat education system, to say the least. This character was cooked up by me and my friend @starlight-4eva, and the name he's most known by is "Yi", or "one" in Mandarin. (He does have a proper Chinese name, that being Wáng Wěilóng (王伟龍))

Now, Yi is essentially a product of the aspect of the Chinese education system where everyone is publicly ranked so there is a motive to excel (but also to be super-toxic to those in lower ranks). He is extremely cocky, arrogant, and unfortunately very intelligent. He was in the same school as Violet in China, and he competed extremely fiercely with her for the position of top-ranked student in their class (if this sounds like two kids fighting over a video game leaderboard yeah it is, just imagine it in a school setting and the score is their grades). The rivalry is very one-sided but also not really kinda, since Yi is actively trying to mess with her in their competing, while Violet is mostly just trying to survive in school (and by that I mean bringing her A-game to everything). No cheating in exams though-- Yi is way too good for that! Besides, why cheat when you have psychological warfare?

For the longest time, Violet dominated her class's leaderboard with Yi hot on her heels, but the entire time, Yi wasn't bitter. Named "Er" at the time, he knew that all it took for him to take the top spot was a single screw-up. A single mistake. A single millisecond where Violet let her guard down. And it happened.

Violet fell from first rank to second, and he, now taking the rank "Yi", was ruthless in letting her know all about it, giving her the name "Er", which in Chinese means "two", but also has connotations of inadequacy, worthlessness, and lack of intelligence. He never failed to gloat about it, and as a rattled Violet attempted to regain her top rank, Yi was more than happy to watch "Er" struggle and fail, all while holding an iron grip over his new title.

Violet was able to recover from her fall, but she was never able to regain her top rank. Even in her gaokao, the infamous college eligibility exam, she missed the chance to overtake Yi by 0.1% in score. 0.1% too short.

Mouseford was a good place to heal and open herself up to new people with different ideologies, but in this student exchange, some old wounds burst back open as she finds to her horror that she is not only having the exchange in the same school Yi is studying in for university, not only is she in the exact same class as Yi, but Yi is just as arrogant and smug as ever. He is a walking, talking red flag (a male green tea bitch, if you will), and he does everything he does to make Violet as uncomfortable as possible (down to mild sexual harassment. Nothing too crazy, just him being an unfortunately smartass delinquent who constantly says he and Vi are "tied together by Yue Lao's Red Thread of Fate and flirts with her, knowing full well how uncomfortable Violet is with it. Hey, anything to throw her off her game even by just 0.05% of her 100%. A small number like that is enormous in an exam that's worth 33% of their entire grade in a single subject, right?).

(Here's some old doodles I did of him and Violet in 2021, something something I headcanon that Violet is Year of the Steel Dragon while Yi is Year of the Steel Serpent, something something Chinese dragons are unable to fly when injured on the crest of their head according to some site I don't remember rn, something something allegory to how Chinese communities is basically like playing socially political 3D chess constantly)

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The second one is a bit weird, but you're gonna have to hear me out on this one. If you've seen him in my Artfight, then yes, he technically originated from a Thea Sisters fic concept.

Du Yaoguai/DYG is a snake demon (Chinese demon, not Western), and while his Artfight profile says all, I do have to give a little bit of extra context.

He was supposed to be an antagonist in a fic scenario where the girls, in a Seven Roses Unit thing, crash-land into a fantasy world based on mythical China, and because it's not supposed to be kid-friendly and because the Heavenly Court put a "VIP pass, no VIP no entry" sign in front of the world's barrier, outsiders are to either be killed or kicked out as soon as possible, whichever happens first. DYG, being a human-eating snake demon monster, has his eyes on the girls and would like to have them for dinner, and he's willing to use every trick in the book to get them to fall into his trap. Mansplain, manipulate, manwhore, if you simp I'm not stopping you, but my Artfight rules do apply to him even outside of Artfight

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And finally (for now), this is Olovo.

"But E, I can't make heads or tails of this crappy concept sketch!" Oh, I know.

You'll get to know him eventually :]

Anyway that's it byeeee--

[garthnadermemestash]

Moar ahsoka memes

[patt-is-cool]

based off a post by elytrians lol