#time goes

[freewritingseer]

haven't used this thing in, what //checks// six years. wooow where does the time go

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[teaboot]

When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week

[mebssann]

local old man finally gets new clothes

[secondlina]

Moon's Haunted..!🌙👻

[clarisimart]

you haven't seen your ex in years and you want to show him how over him you are, but oh no, he went from a nerdy out-of-his-depth twunk to action hero GILF (grunkle i'd like to *REDACTED*)

commission info here

[boochanz]

hey let's have this conversation again since the like/reblog ratio is getting SOOOO much worse. if you like content, reblog it. the people who follow you cannot see when you've liked a post, unless your likes are visible and they are routinely going through them, which i assure you they are not. by reblogging content, you are making it visible to other accounts. fanart, gifs, edits, etc. may be fun to make but they are very time consuming and it is much appreciated that if you enjoy them, you take the brief moment to reblog them to show that appreciation - and it helps. as fun as they may be, it is often kind of discouraging for posts to not do well because for every one person that reblogged it, five left a like and kept it pushing

[canisalbus]

✦ I've been saving all my summers for you ✦

[stiffyck]

Good luck during pride month to all the aroaces who are gonna be blasted with "love is love" everywhere

Edit:

This post includes aplatonic people, loveless aros and any other people who fall anywhere on the aro and ace spectrum.

Stop saying "but theres platonic love and familial love-"

[kimdokjas]

though the movie might be cancelled, yuri on ice will live forever in our hearts. thank you yoi fandom, it's been real ♡

[chloesimaginationthings]

Gregory and Glamrock Freddy’s dynamic in FNAF

[nouverx]

Louise never heard about puppy love, cause they don't know that term in France 💔

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Lyrics are from Louise by TV Girl ! I was listening to it yesterday and that specific line on the second page screamed Alastor I just had to draw something about it

[aichatgpt]

Einstein's famous equation that got us the nuclear weapons that threaten all life on this planet is replaced by a new equation - even more powerful that can defuse the Time Bomb ticking away right now.

You thought you knew everything you needed to know about Time. But that's just the illusion of Time. Just as you and I as individuals only get a finite amount - so it is with our planet.

You probably don't know that Time, like Gravity flies about the universe in waves - Time Waves - proven in this book. Your own proof will depend on how much of this information you can absorb in the shortest amount of time and how fast you can get in motion to save our beloved planet. The only way to stop the current crash into oblivion we are taking is to join the S.W.A.T. Team Today - (Save our World Again Today) All future generations await your decision.

There is a huge #bomb that is #ticking down to the moment when it must go off and it’s right underneath your feet.  This almost unseen Time Bomb is so massive that it will kill every man woman, child, dog, #cat, birds, insects, donkeys, horses, all the fish in the sea, the whales, the dolphins, plankton, trees, plants, flowers and every other thing that lives here on this planet.

Time is ticking away and so I thought I’d better warn everyone.  But there’s nowhere to run.  We have to all take a stand by joining what I call the final SWAT Team.  (Save our World Again Today)  If you choose not to saddle up and fight the good fight - it’s curtains for the human race. 

In this book, you at least get some basic training in SWAT.  You will get the weapons and the sufficient quantity of guts and gumption to get the job done in helping to disarm the Time Bomb.  But, most importantly of all, you will get the knowledge of how to use our only effective weapon - Time.  Time is not on our side, but when you understand how it flies around the universe in waves, you will be able to control it and use it to disarm the bomb.

The world's most famous #genius of all time Albert Einstein once said that "Doing the same things over and over again and expecting different results is the definition of insanity."

#Einstein has been proven correct in many major things he has predicted.  Let’s not let this prediction of the INSANITY of letting the end of the world come to pass in our generation.  We must do something completely different, in fact, we must do all things completely differently, or the insanity of our present march off the cliff will make us just another spot of dust in the heavens.

It’s ironic also that Einstein’s famous equation of - E-mc2 was the key to the production of the most destructive forces humans have ever unleashed, the nuclear weapons that today threaten the greatest mass extinction in history, made more urgently notable since these weapons are now controlled by psychopathic mass murderers.  (Not an exaggeration)

Just as I was finishing this book, news hit the world that Russia is planning to put a nuclear device like the Death Star in Star Wars, in orbit over our heads that could destroy our entire way of life in seconds.

THUS the need for this new formula because TIME IS TICKING to the final seconds.

I introduce here a new equation that I invented that hopefully will have the effect of countering all of the destructive power of Einstein's equation.  

 T=emc(8)   Or Time is equal to any amount of energy times any amount of mass times the speed of light raised to the power of infinity.

This formula, if applied correctly, will allow anyone to apply a new kind of sanity in which we are all encouraged and even rewarded for doing things differently - and this time, getting different, and even better results.

In order to help in this cause, I decided that the very essence of Time has to be unveiled and simplified so that more and more of us can quickly learn how to use it more effectively in our daily lives.

Time is something we all think we know everything we need to know about and we take Time for granted because until we expire - We say that "Time flies" - It is the thesis of this book that Time moves through the universe in waves.  Someday soon we may have the instrument that will prove this theory of mine.

In reality, #Time is rationed out to each and every one of us as is needed in pursuit of larger goals.  The movement of Time around the universe in this manner is broadcast in High and Low Pressure Time Zones.  High Pressure Time zones are sunny and warm and Low Pressure Time zones are cold and wintry.

Time is ticking towards a terrible conclusion of the end of the Human Race. 

Learn how to join the only #S.W.A.T. Team that can save us all.  Get out and MAKE SOME NOISE!  Now, not only will you know where the #TimeGoes, but also where it comes from. AND how #TimeFlies when you're having #fun

[fairsweetlonging]

truth serum / system reveal au where shen qingqiu gets hit with an uncloaking spell that reveals the system in the reflection of his eyes every time it pops up.

during one of his missions, in the treasure hoard of some dragon-like creature, he finds a golden, oval shaped hand mirror, its gaudy style more victorian based than anything (airplane you hack!), that doesn't seem to do anything when he looks into it. but when he does, it reveals the system's screen in his eyes.

he doesn't notice this, of course, because he can't see it, and the system, surprisingly, stays quiet.

the peak lords think he's cursed.

maybe mu qingfang is the first to notice, during the mandatory post mission check-up, when shen qingqiu is scrolling through his most recently accumulated points and mu qingfang can see the strange vividly-blue lines reflected in his pupils. it's gone when shen qingqiu blinks, like it was nothing but a trick of the light.

it comes out when yue qingyuan is visiting and, just as he's done laying out the plans for a new mission, shen qingqiu's eyes glaze over and a bright blue box takes over the whole of his iris. shen qingqiu goes quiet; the thing in his eyes moves, shifts, pulses for a second, like static worms crawling all over his pupils. then he blinks, and it's gone, and shen qingqiu accepts the mission that yue qingyuan was almost sure he would decline.

maybe there is an intervention, when the peak lords corner shen qingqiu at qian cao peak and try to figure out what's wrong, subjecting him to all kinds of treatments and curse-finding spells that turn up empty, they can't find anything.

of course, the silencing threat is still very much up and running. at first shen qingqiu was kind of confused by the whole ordeal, but when the peak lords start describing a "strange blue box", he realizes, with sickening suddenty, that they're describing the system. and he can't say anything.

this only makes everything worse, because their fellow peak lord now keeps evading every question and acts like he doesn't understand. liu qingge points right at his face and asks, "that blue box, what is it?" and shen qingqiu laughs nervously and starts talking about how bright the weather is and surely it's the sky and nothing to worry about!

even worse, during the intervention the system thought it was a good idea to start talking to him, so now even the peak lords who hadn't seen it and who might have been persuaded by light tricks and reflections, get a first row view that no, that definitely isn't a trick of the light.

they try to do the whole thing of "are you in danger, blink twice" but shen qingqiu can't even do that because it's still a direct admittance!

maybe eventually he starts saying vague confirmations that don't actually confirm anything, like "this master hears what you're saying", or maybe he goes with a classic "this master can neither confirm nor deny that." but the system starts warning him for that too and eventually he stops saying anything, which worries the others more.

luckily mu qingfang catches on that every time they ask a direct question about the box or shen qingqiu says anything vaguely confirming, it appears. it doesn't appear when they ask about curses or demons, so it must not see that as a threat.

for a little extra angst: maybe the peak lords keep pressuring him for answers, and at some point shen qingqiu gets fed up and snaps out something like, "why don't you understand that i'm not allowed to answer that!" the system counts this as a direct admittance, threatening it's existence. so it punishes. shen qingqiu has a qi deviation so bad it lasts two weeks and takes two people every day to cleanse his meridians. the system doesn't appear in that time. it doesn't appear for a long while after that, either. the peak lords stop asking, mainly because shen qingqiu will instantly leave the room if they do. they don't stop searching for a cure, though.

shang qinghua returns from a business trip and catches on the second someone mentions a blue box and forced silencing.

[seven-oh-four]

I'm still pretty new to chess, can anyone tell me what I'm supposed to do if my opponent plays the Eight Fucking Bears opening? I'm really having trouble.