#tim: well for one you're LEGALLY DEAD

[redsray]

Red Robin Au where after Battle for the Cowl, Jason (instead of donning that ridiculous pill helmet) goes back to visit Talia and blow off some steam with the LOA; it's an effective way to do so at first, as long as he keeps Ra's at arms length and has all the Bats away from him. Except is that Timothy fucking Drake working with Ra's al Ghul.

So now Jason's like oh my god are you kidding me why is Tim here working with Ra's of all people??? Last he checked, Dick was Batman now and Tim was part of that gaggle of Robins in Gotham. Not here, in Nanda Parbat.

Tim, fresh from a splenectomy: Jason?!

Jason: What the fuck are you doing here?

Tim: ??? I could ask you the same question??

Jason: No the fuck you couldn't?? I trained with Talia and now I'm back here for a bit, and I'm not the one missing an organ right now?! Why aren't you back with Dickbat in Gotham??

Tim: Well. Let's say I'm not Robin anymore

Jason: ... Not... Robin?

Tim, scowling: Dick gave it to Damian.

Jason: Dick is Batman for like a month and already gave the traffic light leggings to a mini assassin? Nice.

Tim: Ugh

Jason: And... this was enough reason to run away and get impaled by assassins in Iraq? While working with Ra's al Ghul?

Tim: Well, not really. I need to find Bruce, and Ra's is the only one who will help me. Even if he's a freak of nature.

Jason: Bruce... are we talkin' about another Bruce or did I miss a memo? Bruce is dead, Timbo.

Tim: He's not. He's trapped in the timestream and trying to get back. And don't- don't tell me I'm going insane with grief or in denial. Laugh all you want, then leave. I don't need this shit again.

Jason: Trapped in time? Damn motherfucker can't even stay dead?

Tim: ... You believe me?

Jason: Sure. Not the craziest shit we've seen. I have a feeling you wouldn't go as far as Ra's if you were actually going off nothing. (mumbling) stealing my schtick. What a bastard.

Tim, blinking: Wow. That... just wow. That was easy. Dick thought I was losing it with grief and so has everyone else.

Jason, shrugging: B is definitely stubborn enough to get lost in time instead of dying and, frankly, I know what being off yer rocker looks like, and this ain't it. I climbed out of my grave, for god's sake, is time shit really off the table? Wouldn't hurt t'look if the old man's still kickin'.

Tim: Uh-

Jason: First stop: away from Ra's, preferably. Talia's not bad, but Ra's is a whole other can of worms. Get up or I drag you.

[nikovraskol]

Yk what would be crazy if past reader (16 year old version of them) got transported to the future in which they’re dead. Like imagine seeing ur kid (that you’ve neglected for so long ) just show up to your doorstep again but it’s the young version of them. Like what would be their reaction? I imagine reader just being so confused bc one minute they were at school and the next they’re being hugged by the batfam.

I love your batfam series and I honestly can’t wait to see more omlllll I love the way this is headed 🫶

thank u for this delicious request.. yall.. i've written soso many drafts for all ur requests but i dont want to overstimulate yall..its important to make sure to go at a pace your partner is comfortable with :(

masterlist

at sixteen, i imagine reader to be very nervous for the future, sixteen is two years from eighteen and i believe that they're scared that once they're a legal adult they'll no longer have any chance to be accepted -- that they'll be too old.

also, i know some goober is gonna ask so let's decide that 21 y/o (name) was able to return their 16 y/o body while 16 y/o kept their body, well, 21 y/o's body was drained of their life force and unlike jason with superboy indirectily healing him.. can we understand what im tryna say

so let's paint a picture, you're casually in school, feeling depressed because when are you not? your teacher drones on in the background as you scribble notes in your book lazily.

you're trying to drown out in your teacher one minute and then the next you're staring at the door to the manor.

oh. okay.

you're understandably a little puzzled but you brush it off, it's not the first time you've disassociated, it hadn't happened in a while but you're under a lot of stress with school and the crippling sorrow threatening to swallow you.

so you open the door, completely unaware you're walking to your doom, you step inside, your head hung low as you morosely walk in, not excited to be back in this manor of gloom and doom.

and then you hear it, a loud, absolutely offended shriek -- to which you don't look, it's not any of your business, they're probably just playing around without you, indulging in their inside jokes.

and then you're embraced, tightly, too tightly.

"what the--" you're.. being hugged? is alfred feeling alright?--

and then you see the jet-black hair you've seen countless times in passing, and then you feel the warmth of his body against yours, and then he looks up at you -- eyes wild and focused on you. only on you.

"what the fuck?" you're genuinely, so unbelievably confused. have you died? is this heaven?

"you're-- you're alive? this is real?" bruce breathes out, your father is looking at you. looking at you like you're his child, your lips tug into a thin line as you watch as the rest of the clowns join the circus.

oooh boyy.

you probably don't even notice the fact that you've switched universes at first.

like, you're so confused but also lavishing in the attention-- i mean, this is what you've wanted your whole life, right?

bruce is hanging off your every word, no longer does he brush you off or ignore you, he stares at you intently -- memorising every part of your face, every twitch of your muscles, every single detail of you, his precious child, alive in the flesh.

dick clings onto you way too much. every waking moment of the day he's by your side, sometimes he'll hug you tight, his hand gently snaking to press against the pulse point on your wrist, his eyes strangely darkened as he feels your pulse thumming against your skin.

jason is similar to dick in this scenario, the guilt from the incident weighing heavy on his mind, he doesn't let you out of his sight, he's always lingering. he's also way more protective in a smothering way, you're cooking? don't be silly, you might cut yourself! you're running around? slow down, you might fall! you're leaving the manor? why? what do you need? don't leave him, please, never again.

tim is a lot more .. atuned to your emotions. he regularly asks how you feel, at first it's more-so because he is truly glad you're back, he wants to make up for the past! but after a while, it gets to a point where it feels like you're being studied. he's just making sure you're not upset, that you're not thinking of leaving, again.

damian is downright terrifying, not in a violent way, but in a way that you're not sure how to react.. i mean, he used to be the one to belittle you the once, seeing him being so.. gentle. it's unnerving! he's almost kind to you? he'll soften his words, urge you to rest, it's .. strange. very strange.

after a while, the attention gets suffocating. very suffocating. you enjoy the attention, in fact, you've never been happier. but since coming home since that one day, you've not had a moments peace.

you wake up, someone's hovering over you. you go to eat, someone's making sure you don't choke. you're going for a walk? no, you're not.

it gets loathsome, you feel like a porcelain doll. you're not allowed any freedom, you don't go to school anymore -- anytime you bring it up you get strange looks.

that's not the only oddity. you feel different, stranger. not only are you taller, but your mind is different, and while buying something from the store, you notice an id. what? an id that says your age is twenty-one.

and another thing, alfred, the man you consider a father, is dead. dead. like, buried in the ground dead.

if you try to bring it up with your family, they share strange looks. they won't tell you, no, they want to keep you happy -- want to ignore the fact that you're not really their y/n, so don't bring it up too often. kay??

[warmilikeit]

Yandere Batfam x Camp half-blood (Neglected reader)

DC x Pjo

Part 3

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"Missing: If found dead or alive, please contact the authorities"

Dick feels like he's about to puke, every time he sees that fucking poster, every time it's played in the news

He feels like he failed, not just as Nightwing, but as a brother, he was supposed to be a protector, projecting you as a vigilante and as a hero

Everything keeps replaying in his head, how you were always out of theme in family photos because Damian keeps telling you the wrong one, but no one bothers to tell you the real one

How in a single day, everything you've ever built was abandoned, your room, your school, your friends (he wasn't sure if you had any) (ps: you didn't, Damian wouldn't let it happen)

How no one was there to help

And he saw another poster "bring back dead or alive"

He wasn't sure how he's going to accept if you're actually dead

Because if you're alive, there could be a chance, he'd apologize to you, and he knows you're kind enough to accept it, he'll spend lost time with you, and everything will be fine

But with every minute that passes, it feels like slowly you are pulling away further from him (if it's still possible that you could be pulled further than you are now)

________________________

2 years ago

"How long are you gonna keep disappointing me like this...?" Bruce sighed deeply

He got your report card, funny enough, the only time he sees you is when you do something wrong

And it wasn't like you failed either, it's just that it's lower than what your siblings got, it's lower than his standards

Well sorry you're not Tony Stark level, am I right? Ahaha-

You weren't stupid, you just weren't as smart as your siblings, in your defense you were smarter than them at some other stuff, it's just that it's the stuff your father didn't care about

"Dad are you finally throwing out the anchor?" Damian snickered

You huff at the insult, knowing if you insult him back you'll get in trouble "it's not even that bad-"

Jason furrows his brows "yeah, but it's not good enough, I hope you realize how lucky you are compared to the other kids in Gotham, you should repay it by being outstanding"

"And not to mention as the first born biological child you should uphold yourself to the standards given to you, if you can't do that then stand down" Tim scoffs at you

That comment may or may not be from an insecurity that he isn't Bruce's real kid (despite being more loved than you)

"don't you think you're being too dramatic? I don't even want that stupid company" you grit your teeth

"that stupid company is what keeps a roof over your head, stop being so ungrateful"

Damian's face has that shit-eating grin once again "throw it out the streets maybe then it'll know"

It's always that fucking suggestion that throws you off, every fight, they call you a burden in this house, they want you out

You feel like if it weren't going to be a legal problem Bruce would have done it

"you guys are so full of yourselves, I don't know where you pull the 'i'll fix Gotham' mentality when you can't even fix your own issues" you grab your grades and leave

"You fucking-" you hear Damian say but you ran to your room, to the far corner of the Manor, a guest bedroom (you were kicked out of your master bedroom when Damian came, his reason was "it's too stressful seeing it everyday", so they moved you)

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Present

"Diana...?" Bruce calls

"Diana!, what is it!?" Bruce yells "What do you see?"

Diana looks like she's about to cry, as she examines the footage in front of her

another demigod dead

She thinks, her hands shaking at the sight of another child, like she once was, dying at the hands of those monsters who hunt them down

Does Bruce know? It didn't seem like he did, if he knew- he would have protected the kid right?

Then she sees light, she sees the little kid run into the garden, and meet nymphs, she sees the kid escape

"oh thank the gods..." She whispered

Without saying another word, she left the tower, leaving the others confused, she knew where the kid was

(Name) was safe at camp

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I just finished an exam and the entire time I was taking it, the edit of "dynamic duo", starring Nightwing and Redhood kept playing in my head

Also this series is gonna have multiple parts, I wanna make things easier for you guys :3 , how do you make a masterlist?

I hope you enjoy the chapter!

@bat1212 @vanessa-boo @sweetconnoisseurgardener

[ultimate-marysue]

This post inspired me to think about secret identity logistics and I think Cass being so cavalier with her secret identity would actually help. Like, it makes the rest of the family's secret identities better because Cassandra Cain is obviously Blackbat/Batgirl. By contrast they would look even more civilian and if someone is not going to realize their kid is a vigilante is Brucie Wayne.

"But wouldn't they connect the dots to the rest of the family?" Listen, If those were bats they'd simply get out of the kidnappings and hostage situations they get themselves into like Cassandra. The fact that they always need to be saved proves they're, indeed, civilians.

Also, I doubt the math would math unless you knew very specific internal things to connect each vigilante to their civilian identity. Brucie is, for starters, as civilian as can get and thanks to the Mandela effect everyone is convinced that he was caught on camera making out with Batman anyways. So that's a non-starter.

Dick Grayson is trying to be a regular person, so the public would know he exists and comes back to important things but he's mostly out of the public eye. Plus, he's a police officer, why would anyone assume he's in kahoots with his little sister that was adopted after he'd already left Gotham?? And when he came back to Gotham for a while to take care of things for his father, is not like there was a new vigilante. It was still batman and Robin (the Robin was new, but Dick Grayson is an adult so, not likely).

Then we get to the big one: Jason is legally dead. You can't assign him any vigilante because he's mmm super dead. I'm sure there's a true crime podcaster trying to argue that he was the second robin and died doing robin shit, that's why Batman and Bruce broke up. But even if it's compelling, it's also considered in really bad taste. Also, can't be tied to Cassandra because she arrived after his death.

Tim gets a similar reaction to Brucie in the sense that there's no way he is a vigilante. He's the immunocompromised Twink from Forbes "30 under 30". He's literally physically incapable of being a super hero due to both a lack of Muscles and a lack of time. That boy has to run an entire massive money making machine and, for all gothamites know, he may very well be asthmatic as well. Plus, he gets kidnapped like crazy. If he was a hero he would at least now how to avoid being put in those situations. They suspect he's covering for Cass though, since he's smart enough to realize his sister is freaking Batgirl.

This means that even if Cass is Batgirl they can't really trace Batman, Nightwing, Red Robin or Red hood back to the family (not to speak of Batwoman, Catwoman, Huntress, Batgirl a 1 and 2, Oracle or spoiler). So at this point why would you even try to connect the others? Clearly Cass is the exception, not the rule.

Like, sure, Duke did survive the Riddler ruling Gotham and if you put some effort, it wouldn't be impossible to tie him to the We Are Robin movement. But also ...is it because he's black? Is it because he's the only black person from Gotham you know of?? His sister is a vigilante, and he is black, so he must be the black vigilante of course (He would be the one making this comments in social media through his sock puppet accounts and the True Crime/conspiracy communities would be too scared to touch that one with a ten foot pole)

Damian is another one where I think Bruce would do what he can to protect him from the press (partially for his own good and partially because he's the opposite of media trained). Most of the info the tabloids would get is from people tangentially related to him. Like, sure, he does look a bit like the new robin, and his sister is Batgirl. But, unless you're one of the people claiming he's the lovechild of Bruce Wayne and Batman (test tube baby??? Batman trans???) it wouldn't make a lot of sense now, would it?

Like Cass is so fucking weird compared to the rest of her family's civilian identities it makes them look rock solid by comparison.

[thevoidstaredback]

Dick: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer.

Danny: You're right, Dick.. Violence can't be the answer.

Dick: Correct, Danny. Now, on to the next lesso-

Danny: Violence is the question.

Danny: And the answer is yes!

Dick: Danny, no!!

Dick: All right, Danny, that’s it, you’re grounded! I found a rap album hiding under your bed and it was the clean version. I didn’t raise you to be such a nerd!

Danny: I’m not even your kid-

Dick: I don’t care what anyone thinks about me.

Danny: Ok.

Dick: Wait, why such a muted reaction? Did that not sound cool?

Danny: Last night I found out Dick is a sleep talker.

Tim: Oh, really?

Danny: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.

*Dick rushes by with an armful of water bottles*

Tim: What's going on?

Danny: Dick wouldn't drink water.

Tim: ...And?

Danny: And I asked him how fast he could chug an entire bottle.

Dick, loudly: 16 OUNCES IN TEN SECONDS, BITCHES!

Dick: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there’s nothing there?

Danny: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.

Dick:

Dick: *sobs*

Tim: You fucking scared him, you idiot.

Dick: I hate to tell you this, but one of you was adopted.

Danny & Tim:

Danny: Only one...?

Danny: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?

Dick: Can either of you please learn the skill called "Think Before You Speak"?

Tim: Ya know... it might be.

*Danny and Tim are fighting*

Dick, taking aspirin: I have a headache! Can you guys just be cool?!

*Danny and Tim start fighting while wearing sunglasses and riding skateboards*

Dick: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste

Danny: We got spring water

Dick: NO.

Danny: with EXTRA minerals

Danny: it's like licking a stalagmite

Dick: DON'T COME HOME.

Danny: Mmmmm cave water

Tim: Tell Danny about the birds and the bees.

Dick: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

Batman: Listen, I can explain...

Tim!Robin: You’re making $500,000 and you’re only gonna pay me $30,000?

Nightwing: You’re getting 30 grand? I’m getting $1,000!

Phantom: You guys are getting paid?

Bruce: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Tim: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Danny: I personally was created in a lab.

Dick: I just straight up spawned lol.

Dick: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Alfred: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

Dick: Three of us saw it, Alfred. How do you explain that?

Alfred: *points at Tim* Sleep deprivation. *points at Bruce* Paranoia. *points at Danny* Delusional personality disorder.

Tim: Why is Dick so sad?

Danny: He took one of those “Which Hero Are You?” quizzes

Tim: And...?

Danny: He got Batman

Dick, banging on the door: Danny! Open up!

Danny: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

Tim: No, he meant-

Dick: Let him finish.

Tim: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Danny: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Tim: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING DICK WITH ME

Dick, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

Dick: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

Tim: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Dick: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Danny: edible

Dick: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Bruce does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?

Tim: If Bruce were to jump off a cliff, he would’ve done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Bruce jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Dick: You jump off a cliff!

Tim: Gladly. Provided Bruce did first.

Danny: Why are you on the floor?

Tim: I'm depressed.

Tim: Also I was stabbed, can you get Alfred, please.

Dick: If you had to choose between Tim and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Danny: That depends, how much money are we taking about?

Tim: Danny!

Dick: 63 cents.

Danny: I'll take the money.

Tim: Danny!!!

Danny: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Tim: Alright, what's 30x17?

Danny: 47

Tim: That's not even close.

Danny: But it was fast.

Danny: *Stubs his toe* FUCK!

Dick: Mind your language!

Danny: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Dick:

Danny: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

Tim: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Danny: Stop romanticizing the past.

Danny: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Dick: Twelve, actually.

Danny: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Dick: Yours!

Danny: That's right: no one's.

Tim: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Danny: You're like 15 years old

Tim: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

Danny: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

Tim: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

Dick: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'

Dick: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.

Danny: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

Tim: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

Tim: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.

Danny, threatening the others with a paintball gun: Listen... Life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us... And today, it's gonna give you... a paintball!

Dick: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

Danny, pre death: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.

*dies*

Phantom: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!

Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Tim*

Tim: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

Danny: Goodnight moon.

Danny: Goodnight tree.

Danny: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.

Dick: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.

Dick: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'

Tim: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?

[incorrectbatfam]

Now batfam as LEGAL life hacks

Dick: Regardless of your gender or sexuality, set your dating profile preferences to everyone. The more likes you get, the higher up the algorithm you'll be boosted

Jason: You can hit anyone as hard as you want if you glue a dead wasp to your hand

Tim: Don't like doing dishes? Grab some clean ones, run them under water, put them on the drying rack, and tell your family to do "the rest"

Damian: Start a raccoon removal business by releasing raccoons around someone's property before offering your services

Duke: If you want to see a movie in theaters without financially supporting it, get a ticket to a different movie showing at the same time

Cullen: Buy the cheapest ticket to a concert and once you're in, check Ticketmaster to see which seats haven't sold and move to the best one

Stephanie: No one will notice if you stop by a hotel in the morning for their free continental breakfast

Cassandra: Before snooping through someone's belongings, take a picture so you can put everything back the way it was

Barbara: Have a common name? There are probably people on LinkedIn who have a better CV than you. Their references are now yours

Harper: Selling a car? Take pictures of it in a nice neighborhood to make it seem classy and well-maintained

Carrie: If you miss an online sale by a few hours, use a VPN to switch to a timezone where it's still going on

Kate: End an unwanted phone call by turning on airplane mode—the other person will see it as the call dropped rather than you hanging up

Alfred: If someone's unexpectedly at the door and you're not sure if you need a weapon, a freshly boiled kettle is both the most threatening and inviting thing you can have in your hand

Selina: If you see someone shoplifting: no the fuck you didn't

Bruce: The number of living grandparents you have resets to 4 every time you get a new job

[wannab-urs]

Outtakes - Monsterfucking

AO3 | Kofi | Main Masterlist | The Spreadsheet Masterlist

Howdy folks!

Here's a list of fics I've read where either the Pedro boy, the reader, or everyone involved is a monster of some sort.

Summaries and tags are, in most cases, provided by the author - please be sure to read them as some of these fics may have content you do not wish to read.

Pedro boys currently included are: Joel Miller, Ezra, Din Djarin, Dave York, Marcus Pike, Dieter Bravo, Jack Daniels, Frankie Morales, Oberyn Martell, Max Phillips, and Tim Rockford.

updated 5/24/2024

Demon

Met the Devil Last Night

Joel one shot by @pedgito

I made a joke about wanting to screw dirt-covered Joel even if he was deep in the trenches of hell and...well, yeah. This is pure filth and nothing else. Porn with minuscule plot, if you will

fem!reader, demon!joel, no specific age gap since dude is a literal demon, but reader is early 20s and I picture Joel to be his younger self (around 36), mentions of su*cidal ideations, this all a completely made up concept pls don't come for me about rituals, ect i will cry. virgin!reader, reader's father is a priest and horrible (just a total douche)/mother isn't alive, spitting, oral, unprotected piv, blood drinking, competency kink, innocence kink, mutual masturbation

In Every Lifetime

Ezra series by @xdaddysprincessxx

It’s fall of 1974 in your quiet small town of Chesterfield when everything falls apart. Or is it the beginning?

Reader is mid to late 20s, witchcraft, tarot, yes the witchy things depicted in this is real witchcraft things, use of Latin

Common Courtesies

Din one shot by @juletheghoul

Pride and Prejudice vibes but Mr. Darcy is a sex demon

**pussy-eating** language, age-gap (legal, reader is of age) dirty talk, supernatural elements, sexist society, sexist comments from readers father

Solum

Dave York one shot by @ezrasbirdie

Are you lost?" Your heart seizes with fear at the deep rumbling voice, head jerking to look in the direction it came from. It’s too dark. You can’t see anything. "Who’s—who’s there?" You ask, hoping you sound braver than you feel. "You didn’t answer my question,” it said. “Are you lost?' You swallow. You shouldn’t be here. You’ve never stepped foot in this building before today. You have no business here. But lost? No. You’re exactly where you set out to be.

SMUT, dubious consent [reader wants to be with him, but he's a demon so you know—it's a little influenced]—dead dove, this is horror and Dave York is an actual demon who kills people, graphic violence, body horror, a dash of blood kink, oral sex

Sell My Soul For You

Marcus P one shot by @absurdthirst

During girls night out, you accidentally dial your boyfriend, Marcus Pike. He hears you complain about how vanilla your sex life is and that you need to him to be more dominant. Marcus proves he’s willing to do anything to please you, even if the cost is his soul.

Angst, hurt feelings, demon possession, dominant!Marcus, oral (male and female receiving), face fucking, spanking, pussy slapping, spitting, fingering, overstimulation, multiple orgasms, bondage/handcuffs, anal play, double penetration (fingers and cock), soft aftercare.

Incubus

Crawling Back to You

Dieter one shot by @prolix-yuy

Have you no idea that you're in deep?

religious corruption kink, bastardizing prayers, brief drug use, mentions of alcohol consumption, grinding, oral sex (f receiving), fingering, breaking a hymen, descriptions of blood, biting and drawing blood, pheromone incubus anatomy, size difference/kink like whoa, monster transformation, monster fucking, PiV sex, wildly unrealistic sex, kind of dubious consent in the way that she has no idea what she's getting into so Dieter checks in A LOT, consent is sexy and monsters especially should ask for it, Reader has no idea what she's doing when it comes to summoning an incubus.

Dream Within a Dream

Ezra one shot by @gasolinerainbowpuddles

Your dreams have become the escape from your draining life. When you discover you are not alone in your dreamworld, will all the aspects lacking in your waking life be fulfilled by your handsome companion?

dream fucking, loss of virginity, depictions and deviations of supernatural lore, erotic gore

Cryptid

Mothman Fever

Joel one shot by @beskarandblasters

You and your friends head to Point Pleasant, West Virginia in late September for the Mothman Festival. And that’s where you meet Joel Miller, a fellow Mothman enthusiast. But once you spend some time alone with him you realize that he’s not who he says he is.

Smut, canon divergence, semi-public sex, alcohol, no outbreak, pet names (luna), oral sex (female receiving), vaginal fingering, PiV sex, sex pollen, dubcon, monsterfucking

Oh, Honey

Joel series by @lincolndjarin

you’ve been given a gift. a fresh start in a brand new place, the sleepy little town of Honey, WV. a distant aunt has passed away and left you a little plot of land and her camper, the stars must be aligning for you because the local mortician is looking for an assistant and you’re desperate for the work experience. your new employer even offers to set you up with her brother-in-law! things are looking up, you’ve got a brand new home, a new town, a hot date, (and thanks to a series of bear attacks that started immediately after your arrival) you have more than enough work to keep you busy!

Soulmates AU, eventual smut, teratophilia, graphic descriptions of violence, explicit descriptions of menstruation, graphic descriptions of the mortuary process, horror, depictions of extreme fear, body horror, graphic depictions of death, eldritch horror. this is a monster fucker fic, proceed accordingly

Sanguine

ˆEzra one shot by marisferasiop

since being turned as a boy into- whatever liminal state of cryptid he is now- Ezra has walked this earth ageless and alone, never finding his place or a partner for long. He interrupts your meal in the city one evening, and brings you home to strike up a deal; feed from him, alone, and keep one another safe from discovery. The fact that he finds his purpose under the soft graze of your teeth and home between your thighs is a nice side effect.

lots of blood, smut, soft yearning sweet boy Ezra, mapuche mythology and monsters, schmoop. Ezra is a subby little sap in this.

Tentacles

MDKT Sex Pollen

Joel one shot by @theywhowriteandknowthings

Your patrol with Joel goes a little sideways

Dead Dove Do Not Eat/DDDNI, noncon/heavy dubcon, body horror, tentacles, mouth r*pe, double/triple penetration, bondage, non-consensual bondage, choking, deep throating, pheromones, sex pollen, tentacles, mind fuck/mind break, brainwashing, guilt, trauma, trauma bonding. Let me know if I missed anything.

Taungsdays, am I right?

Din one shot by @theywhowriteandknowthings

You awaken to find yourself and Din in an alien position.

Smut, dubcon/noncon, pheromones, tentacle sex, bondage, mind-fuck, alien sex, unprotected PiV, anal sex, double penetration, dirty talk

The Stranger the Better

Dieter one shot by @seventeenpins

Dieter gets tentacles. That's the fic.

uhhhh this one has a whole lot: importantly--TENTACLES!, lots of viscous body fluids, slight dubcon due to tentacles with a mind of their own??, buckets of cum, piv, tiv 👀, dieter is a switch, sex parasite, anal, masturbation, body horror, idk they're freaks and it's great, reader has a vulva but gendered language is not used

Dragon

Promise

Ezra one shot by @criticallyacclaimedstranger

You are taken from you village by a dragon, and he has an obscene proposition for you.

Human/Monster Romance, Monsterfucking, initial dubcon (sort of a damned if you do damned if you don't deal), dragon fucks reader, Breeding, Oviposition, Stomach Bulge, PIV Sex, Loss of Virginity, Painful Sex, Cunnilingus, Fellatio, dragon!ezra is really good with his tongue, Squirting, All's well that ends well though, seriously I don't know how to warn for this fic guys, dragon biology is weird, DON'T LOOK AT ME! Light Bondage, drugging, pet names

Werewolf

Bad Moon Rising

Jack series by @wardenparker

When a handsome stranger called Jack shows up on your struggling ranch looking for work, you’re more than happy to take him in - and into your bed, as well.Death of a parent, loss of a spouse, general family drama.

Vaginal sex, oral sex, rough sex, Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy is basically a life motto here, Gunshot wound, first aid things, blood mention, raw meat mention. Vaginal sex, oral sex, rough sex, so much cum, size kink, squirting, anal play/ass eating, monster fucking.

Shifter

SNAFU

Frankie series by @theywhowriteandknowthings

You’ve done this thousands of times, brought new teams to heel, be it in Britain, Japan, Korea, yet the States are always the hardest to wrangle, the mixture of over-hyped masculinity, the general military bravado, whatever it was, you always ran into trouble. But nothing has ever come close to the new Shifter Charlie Team, and boy, are you in for the biggest challenge of your life.

Canon-Typical Violence, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Shifter AU, Eventual Smut, Eventual Romance, eventual Frankie x reader, former Jason x Reader, Smut, Fluff and Smut, Military, Porn With Plot, Slow Burn, Pack Dynamics, Pack Cuddles, Pack Building, Strong Female Characters, strong female lead

Alien

Kudzu

Ezra one shot by @beskarberry

a familiar stranger shows up at the doorstep of your infirmary with unfamiliar wounds. You're no doctor, but masquerading as one makes you the only one in the position to save his life. Can you win out against his extraterrestrial illness, or will his new abilities stake a claim in you as well?

NON-CON/DUB-CON, human/alien hybridization, forced breeding/impregnation/birth, rough/feral sex, sex pollen, body worship, cervix penetration, cum inflation, knotting, a wisp of a/b/o. Nonsexual: wound care and dressing, hurt/comfort, a little whumpish, shootouts, blood, dumb jokes, cheesy ending

Jizz Fingers

various boys series by @gasolinerainbowpuddles

An intergalactic creampie love story.

Smut, alternate universe, aliens, crack fic, penetrative vaginal sex, creampie

Mermaid

Rises the Moon

Joel one shot by @psychedelic-ink

As the man responsible for operating the lighthouse, Joel lives a solitary life on the isolated coast. He has no complaints, enjoying the hauntingly beautiful songs that echo from the sea at night. One stormy night, he rescues a mysterious mermaid tangled in a fishing net. As you recover in the lighthouse, the two form an unlikely bond and find comfort in each other's company.

mention of joel from time to time visiting a brothel, loneliness, mermaid anatomy things, oral (fem receiving), piv, touch starved!joel and reader, mild breeding kink, squirting

Swamp Creature

Beneath the Mire

Ezra one shot by @bonezone44

You're a human-turned-swamp monster and a man crashes into your corner of the bayou.

DDDNE, Non-con somnophilia. Blowjob. Unprotected p-in-v.

Vampire

Sated

Joel one shot by @softlyspector

Joel just wants you to eat well

love as being consumed, blood drinking, smut from start to finish (piv, f!receiving oral, fingering), Joel's praise kink, talk of eating, consuming, drinking, hunger, etc, vampires you get it.

Attraction Spell

Joel one shot by @jksprincess10

Vampire Joel finds witchy reader in her shop asks her for a love spell

DDDNE, noncon/dubcon, stalking, blood play, using blood as lube, ambiguous ending, unprotected p in v, fingering, praise kink, choking, pain kink, rough sex, minimal editing.

Bleed for me

Din series by @saradika

When it's revealed that the Mand'alor is seeking a companion, you find yourself among those hoping to be chosen. A life of luxury in exchange for your blood seems a fair trade - even if you're hiding a closely-kept secret. One that would certainly put your life in danger.

vampires, alternate universe, canon divergence, blood/drinking blood, shared memories, angst, death/violence, biting, body worship, possessive!pleasure!dom!din, implied aphrodisiacs, mind meld, praise kink, oral, piv, marking

The Special One

Joel one shot by @toxicanonymity

You meet a handsome stranger on a night out with friends. The last thing you're expecting is to be chained up in his basement.

Smut, age gap, alcohol, drugging and kidnapping, chains/restraints, blood and its consumption, oral sex (female receiving), period cunnilingus, dubcon, held in captivity, reader can menstruate, male masturbation, vampire!Joel, alternate universe, dark!Joel

Vampire!Dieter

Dieter one shot by @chronically-ghosted

Interview with a vampire, gatsby style

flirting, a bit of blood, maybe dubcon due to The Thrall but i think it's safe to say we all want It from vampire!dieter, unbeta-ed because i needed to write something or someone was going to die

vamp but it's you

Everyone at this party's a vampire

Dieter one shot by @idolatrybarbie

"you look so pretty like this."

briefly discussed necrophilia, innuendo, heavy petting

Sanguine

Ezra one shot by @marisferasiop

since being turned as a boy into- whatever liminal state of cryptid he is now- Ezra has walked this earth ageless and alone, never finding his place or a partner for long. He interrupts your meal in the city one evening, and brings you home to strike up a deal; feed from him, alone, and keep one another safe from discovery. The fact that he finds his purpose under the soft graze of your teeth and home between your thighs is a nice side effect.

lots of blood, smut, soft yearning sweet boy Ezra, mapuche mythology and monsters, schmoop. Ezra is a subby little sap in this.

vamp but it's everyone

a court of fangs and foxgloves

Oberyn/Max P one shot @psychedelic-ink

After you left the court and hence Oberyn, no one is eager to forgive you for your betrayal. Especially those closest to you.

Smut, MMF threesome/orgy, voyeurism, mlm dynamics, Dom/sub dynamics, sub!Max, switch!reader, dom!Oberyn, rimming, ass play, anal sex, penetrative vaginal sex, biting, mentions of blood, vampirism

I Bite Back

One shot by me

Max Phillips is seemingly always in command, always domineering, always on top… except when he’s with you.

Dom!Reader, Bratty Sub!Max, pegging… duh. This is technically monsterfucking also lmao. Aftercare is implied because I'm implying it here, I didn't write that in. Oh also vamp!reader if you want but I don't really make that explicit

Red Right Hand

one shot by me

You and Max have dinner and then you get freaky. It’s almost too much for poor little Maxxie to handle.

Pure porn, pwp, Blood drinking (they’re both vampires), minor character death (your victim lol), murder… obviously. sub!Max, Dom!reader, unprotected PiV (they’re vampires, you are not), uhhh blasphemy probably, face riding, cum eating, Max’s vamp face, oral m! and f!receiving, overstimulation m!receiving, multiple male orgasms, refractory period nonexistent due to vampire fuckery, ass play m!receiving, praise kink, use of pet names/titles (Mistress for reader/ baby boy, pet, Maxxie, and one surprise for Max), aftercare, no use of y/n.

Only Lovers Left Alive

Joel Series by @atinylittlepain

He offers her another option between life and death. How could she refuse?

Smut, dubcon, gore, blood and bloodplay, dark themes, cowboy!vampire!Joel, set in the past, alternate universe

vamp but it's max phillips

With Cherries on Top

series by @ithinkhesgaybutwesavedmufasa

After countless late nights and giving up important things in your life for a job and a man that refuses to promote you, your family begs you to quit when you break it to them that you have to miss your grandmother’s 85th birthday. Max Phillips may have left the country an American citizen but he came back an undead vampire, meaning his status in the States is no longer valid. In order to not get deported to Romania, he tells immigration that the two of you are getting married and he strikes a deal to make it worth your while.

Smut, language, adult themes, sexual innuendos, workplace harassment, family issues, angst, hurt/comfort, manipulation

A Little Lipstick Never Hurts

Reader/Max/Dieter series by @max--phillips

Max tries to skip his morning inspection, but gets caught breaking one of the rules you set for him anyway. A punishment is in order. / Max realizes a fantasy, and you enlist Dieter Bravo to help you deliver. / You receive a very hot video from your boyfriends while you are at work. The making of said video requires Max to break some rules you'd previously set out for him. He and Dieter make it up to you very easily.

Forced Feminization, but it's consensual, Femdom, Chastity Device 24/7, D/s dynamic, Sex Toys, BDSM, reader referred to as Mistress and Ma'am, Impact Play, Riding Crop, Bondage, Anal Fingering, Pegging, Butt Plugs, Degradation, Deepthroating, face fucking, gagging, spit, ruined orgasm, Nipple Clamps, Cum Play, Cum Eating, Oral Sex, Aftercare, there is NO misgendering, Max's ass does get referred to as his pussy and his dick his clit, but that's as far as that goes, MMF, threesome, PIV, double penetration, cock cages, ball gag, choking, max is a vampire, blow jobs, sex tapes, cum swapping, rule negotiations, fluff

Reflective

series by @prolix-yuy

His management style is effective AND refreshing. And as his executive assistant, you’re partially to thank. But as your professional relationship blurs, are you getting too close to the middle manager monster of nightmares?

horror elements and themes, graphic descriptions of blood including drinking, background character un-death, violence, fingering (f-receiving), vomiting (not descriptive), descriptions of a panic attack, a dabble of sleazy coworkers, playing fast and loose with vampire lore. mirror shenanigans, fingering (f-receiving), oral sex (f-receiving), PiV sex (don’t be a fool wrap your tool), playing fast and loose with vampire lore.

Lust for a vampire

one shot by @idolatrybarbie

A lot of oddballs and strange characters visit a vampire strip club in a tourist town on the border. Max Phillips is unlike any of them.

Smut, mentioned drug use, background sex work, dubcon, supernatural stalking, blood, pussy slapping, orgasm denial, spit, physical altercation, vaginal fingering, pet names (sweet thing, honey, sweetheart)

The Impaler

Tim Rockford/Max/Reader one shot by @kiwisbell

Chief Detective Tim Rockford makes a breakthrough in New York City’s latest serial killer case. The mysterious culprit is in the mood to share more than information.

vampires, gothic architecture, slightly dubious consent, implied mind alteration/control, murder, death, blood, threesome, lots of biting, spanking, spitroasting, masturbation, DVP, fingering, unprotected PIV (wrap ur vampire dicks pls), wife sharing, free use kink, oral sex (f and m receiving), exchanging fluids, spitting, disgusting and filthy, max using cringey nicknames for reader’s pussy but it’s charming bc it’s max, handcuffs, light bondage, hair pulling

I cannot get you close enough

one shot by @leslie-lyman

“You have to invite me in, sweetheart.” Oh. Right. Vampire. “Come in, please,” you say demurely, and Max’s smile widens as he steps over the threshold into your apartment. He reaches for you again immediately, kicking your door closed and pulling you close. “Good girl,” he murmurs. “Such a polite little Omega.”

A/B/O dynamics; one small scene of men being creepy and threatening towards reader (but, perhaps surprisingly, one of those men is not Max); extremely self-indulgent Halloween costumes on the part of your author; a bit of angst; fEeLiNgS; absolutely way too much plot and character backstory for what was supposed to just be porn; Alpha!Max is his own warning; heat sex; biting; blood-drinking; breeding kink; many, many creampies; Max has an absolutely filthy mouth; look, it’s heat sex with Max, it probably (hopefully?) entails exactly what you think it does

All Mouth

one shot by @idolatrybarbie

max phillips and prompt no. nine— "you look so pretty like this." with a twist!

reader is not American/not an "American vampire", porn with mild plot, pet names (honey, baby, sweetie, Maxxie), all the usual vampire genre warnings, including but not limited to - graphic blood and gore, cannibalism, mention of scars, horror themes, love as consumption, smut - mommy kink, degradation (max gets called a slut), cock slapping, dacryphilia, orgasm denial, handjob, alcohol mention, fluff.

It Will Come Back

Max Phillips one shot by @beskarandblasters

Against your better judgment, you let Max drink your blood.

reader is able-bodied, blood sucking, unhealthy dynamic between Max and reader, fingering, vaginal sex, unprotected sex, creampie, pet names (baby), dark ending kinda???, idk maybe a little out of character for him but fuck it we ball, no use of y/n

Crawl

one shot by @proxima-writes

Gym owner Max Phillips offers to let you use the sauna. In return, he uses your mouth.

explicit sexual content (18+ MDNI), no use of y/n, able bodied reader, dirty talk, crawling, oral (m receiving), no aftercare, semi-public sex.

Happy Reading!

[anawrites3]

I want someone (not me) to write a Bodyguard!Sladick fic - but in a very specific way (I'll probs end up writing this unless someone beats me to it (pls beat me to it someone, I can't commit to another WIP))

Basically, someone kills Bruce Wayne. And not because he's batman, but because he's rich af and refuses to sell his land in Gotham (bc yk, bro can't sell the fucking batcave and all his safe houses full of Batmerch). But no one knows who killed Bruce and why but they all believe it's because they found out Batman's identity and needed him out of the way for something.

21 year old Dick Grayson, who hasn't spoken to Bruce or had anything to do with the Batfam for two years, is asked to come back for Bruce's funeral and reading of the Will. Turns out, Bruce left everything - and I mean everything; cape and all - to Dick. Dick is now The Batman, the leader of the JL, the billionaire, the CEO of Wayne Enterprises, and also the legal guardian of not one, not two, but three kids. Jason and Tim was understandable, but Bruce never mentioned to Dick about having a kid with Talia al Ghul of all people. In all fairness, Damian was only dropped off at Bruce's feet two months ago. (Note that I'm fucking around with the Batboy's ages. Thus, Jason is 16 (bro died young), Tim is 14(bro was crazy stalking so young), and Damian in 9(bro is just young))

The killer, however, is still at large, and is now targeting Dick, the new Prince of Gotham, and his kids. But Batman (Dick) can't get involved just yet, the Batfam don't know what exactly the killers knows about them and Batman - it's too risky. But Dick can't just not do anything. So he calls the one person he knows will keep his family safe - for the right price, obvs.

Dick has money to play with and Slade loves a good game.

Basically they make a contract that issues Deathstroke as the bodyguard of the Grayson-Wayne Family until Bruce's killer is handled.

Only, Slade comes with his own baggage (aka a 9 yr old Rose Wilson) and Dick is stuck training (aka raising) another kid. But that's fine, because Slade ends up being less of Dick's bodyguard (let's face it, the kid can handle himself), and more of Dick's bodyguard-with-benefits/mentor/business partner/mental-support-bestie/drinking-buddy/private-chef/co-parent/stay-at-home-husband/love-of-his-life.

They get very domestic in this fic. And Slade has to wear a three-piece suit when following Dick around as he plays Gotham's Billion Dollar Prince and Dick can't stop riding him in the back of the Batmobile because Slade looks waaaaay too good in a suit.

But raising kids is hard, especially when you're 21. So Dick faces a lot of challenges in this fic - like his undead brother, Jason, trying to come to terms with Bruce dying right after they started to mend their relationship, and Tim who was just recently fired as Robin after one simple mistake, and his new rage at Bruce for that and dying (he refuses to believe his dead), and fuck - the nine year old assassin and grandson of Ra's al Ghul, Damian, who never truly had the pleasure (misfortune?) of knowing his father. Than there's Rose Wilson, who doesn't really know English all that well and is dealing with the trauma of watching her mother die before her.

So Dick has to really step up - as a business man, as a leader, as Batman, and as a father.

Luckily he's got Slade, who fuck's like he fights. It tuff that Dick is quickly falling in love with Slade, and Rose, who he can't help but see as his kid, too.

Oh I love this idea so much, its great!! I would love to read it as well ahaha and I might write something 👀👀 but it's a big project so I wouldn't be able to do the whole thing

But you can let me know if you have any fav/special scene in mind (or a few 😌) and I might write it. You can also check out my commission info if that's what you'd preffer and you're able to afford it!

I love bodyguard Slade stories, I'm a sucker for those honestly haha and I love how here he's protecting not only Dick but the whole family. And its just so delicious that Dick hasn't talked to Bruce in so long and now he's thrown back into his life- but Bruce is dead and Dick has to take on the mantle and help the city and raise three kids and keep them all alive and not go crazy and-

I love that you're making it even more messy and difficult for Dick by putting Rose in the middle of it too lmao. I can already imagine all the trouble the family would have together

Slade wearing a three piece is a sight and I don't blame Dick at all 🙈🙈 But seriously, I adore their relationship in this, it's so complex and complicated. I can imagine them bonding over some whisky when the kids are deep asleep and Dick getting frustrated with what his life is now and Slade just letting him cry while holding him close AGHH SO GOOD

Thank you for sharing! Again, its a great idea and I'd love to play with it a bit if you allow me 🤗💕

[sleeping-jayy]

New creepypasta x slenderverse AU just dropped (with more to be added)

I'd you're going to get inspired, please credit me :3 I'll me making some fanfiction soon!

Found family AU (Slenderverse + Creepypasta)

- Slenderman doesn't exist, its a metaphor for abuse and misfortune.

- Tim, Brian, EJ, Jane, Dr.Cornthal, and Stan are all caretakers of the drifting teens who come by.

-None of the kids have killed yet.

Tim + Brian

- Legally have possession over Toby after he lashes out ageinst his Bio father. Him and Lyra get put into foster care, Toby gets separated from her and due to his own delusion thinks that she's dead. Tim and Brian try to get visitation hours between her and Toby as often as possible. When Lyra turns 18, she plans to stay with the two until she can get an apartment and get custody of Toby herself.

- Cody bounces between The Hornet House and The Clinic often. He is best friends with Toby but feels like he's obligated to help Jack with Sally since he was the one to help him. Rather than ever getting interested inscience, he runs away from his foster father and is a runaway. Tim and Brian are aware, but let Cody think he's hiding it well.

- Kate is a victim of SA, and winds up at the Hornet House after fleeing her boyfriend during a date. She's not as young as everyone else, a collage kid away from home. But she finds comfort in Tim and Brian. She's quite terrified of boys her age, but trusts the two adults because they showed her more kindness than the men she thought she knew well.

- Nina occasionally visits when she knows Kate is there. She (not so) secretly has a crush on her. Nina is a hypersexual teen who was often prayed on because of her good looks, but unlike Kate she leans into the attention. She finds the Hornet House after having a particularly bad day and meets Kate who lets her in for warmth. She's a bit nervous of Tim but hits it off with Brian. She is homeless by choice and drifts around a lot, but stays within the state, often coming right back to Kate and the Hornet House.

- Evan once met Toby at the outskirts of the woods and they both got along well, leading Toby to introduce him to Tim and Brian who welcomed the boy. Evan mentioned Dr.Cornthal and Tim wants to meet the man one day, having recognized the name.

EJ

- He runs an underground clinic through his home, keeping it open doors to anyone regardless of their situation.

- Sally is a girl who had gone missing at just seven years old. Jack found her beaten and nearly dead in a park. She said she'd been running from someone and fell in the forest, she doesn't answer when pressed for more details. When Jack ever brings up taking her home, she has a meltdown. So she stays with him.

- Cody is at The Clinic when not at the Hornet House. Jack finds him having overdosed close to his Clinic from pain killers. Cody later says it was to ease a headache that wouldn't go away, later exposed to be an untreated concussion. Cody is very thankful for Jack, but gets restless in the Clinic so he often visits Toby when he can.

- Helen is an art student at a trade high school. He often gets bullied for his feminine nature, and it leads him to be isolated. He often goes walking in a storm in the woods and stumbles apon Jacks cabin and knocks on the door out of curiosity. Jack pulls him in and helps him dry off and offers his place as a form of refuge from school if he needs it.

- Patrick (and Micheal) often goes to Jacks clinic when he fronts and his nose bleeds. He ran off out of paranoia and finds the blind man's cabin, Jack quickly taking care of the teen. He and Cody have a friendly relationship and Patrick often treats Sally like a princess to see the girl smile.

Jane

- Jane protects the Woods Brothers, worried for their safety ageinst the neighborhood bullies. She promises to keep them safe, and if she fails, then to take revenge on the kids who hurt them and get them arrested.

- Jeff is mostly at Jane's, but hates her. He hates her because she's worried about him, but Liu likes it there so he stays. He gets bullied relentlessly by the known trouble makers and he feels the need to be tough for Liu, even if he is younger than him. Jane finds him after a particularly bad brawl and helps him with his injuries, much to Jeff's dismay. Him and Liu are almost inseparable. Almost.

- Liu often throws himself at Jeff the moment his younger brother is about to get in trouble, making Liu sit though detention or adjustment classes. Jeff is deemed a compulsive lier by adults since he tries to get them to believe that he was the one to blame. They pity Jeff and that gets him riled up. Liu is taken to Jane's after Jeff fails to take a hit and Liu gets injured. Liu expresses his gratitude for Jane and says he likes it there. So Jeff goes with him and takes it as a place of protection from the bullies, even if Jeff hates her for her kind words.

- Kate is very close to Jane. Jane being the younger of the towns runaway safe spots, and Kate being the older of the said runaways, they bond over being closer in age than others. She doesn't visit as often as she'd like, since Jane is farther away from her collage, but she tries. Jane often gets Kate dinner every once in a while when the Woods brothers are held up at their own home.

- Nina bounces between The Hornet House and Jane's place. She met Jane after Kate mentions her, going to see what all the fuss was about. She really was worried about Kate liking Jane better, but ends up becoming good friends with her. Nina is obsessed with Jeff the moment she sees him, finding him fascinating for some unknown reason. She tries to get his attention much to his annoyance. They form a sort of sibling like relationship later on.

- Shauna once met Jeff near the school and they fell into a strange sort of friendship, Jeff was friendly but made vaguely threatening statements toward others in the school that worried Shauna. Upon meeting Jane and seeing that she had it under control, Shauna was a little more relaxed and the two fell into a healthy friendship.

Dr.Cornthal

- He has custody over Vinny after meeting him in his time working at a mental facility. How he managed this is beyond him, but he and his wife keep their doors open to much more than just him.

- Vinny is a paranoid kid, his kind and respectful and all other aspects though. He's a really good kid, but thinks bad things will happen to him constantly. His biological family had died when he was very young and he stayed in the system for a while until Cornthal got to him.

- Evan was also a patient in Dr.Cornthals facility, but he wasn't able to get custody. Evan later moves into a home in the town that Cornthal lives in. Vinny and Evan meet at school and the two hit it off right away. Evan has dissociative episodes that result in impulse and intrusive thoughts. He insists on being called the HABIT in these episodes, professionals deeming it a form of OSDD.

- Jeffery is known in town for his parents and brother dying in an accident. This results in anxiety and suicidal tendencies. He meets Evan and Vinny through school and the three get along impeccably well. He's often too nervous to go into the Cornthal household, but when he does, he's treated like Cornthals own son along with Vinny and Evan.

- Noah is a skittish and brash stray, he's homeless, less by choice as he was kicked out by his parents. He's lived on the streets for a year now and finds Cornthal after him and the boys find him in a movie theater alleyway. He's offered a place to stay and he takes it right away despite himself. He runs off after a calm night, craving the chaos of the streets. He comes back more and more often after a while of getting comfortable though.

Stan Frederick

- Stan is a hermit in his own right, but he knows a kid in need when he sees one. Along with hosting his drifter friend Carmen, he picks up strays up off the street more often than he should.

- Michael spent many years in the mental hospital, struggling with intense dissociative episodes. The hospitals didn't help much though. He was diagnosed with DID, a more social alter being Patrick. The two find Stan with Shauna after running away from home, their parents being abusive after Shauna came out as trans feminine.

- Much to Shaunas relief, she and Micheal find Stan after running away from their transphobic parents. She loves the freedom, especially getting to meet Carmen who visits once in a while. She understands that Micheal is a little.more hesitant, but insists on staying.

[ggfj84]

Is Jason alive in the eyes of the government and society, or is he still legally dead? If it’s not well known that he’s alive…

TMZ News Report

Reporter in the room: You guys remember Jason Peter Todd Wayne, right? The second adopted son of Bruce Wayne? Died tragically at the age of fifteen in Ethiopia.

Harvey: Right, right. What's your point?

Reporter [holds up a picture]: Well, we captured a set of images in Gotham City's theater district this weekend, right after the matinees let out. You can clearly see Bruce's first kid here - Richard - licking his ice cream cone, and over here is Timothy with his extra large iced coffee. This little guy with the mllkshake is Damian -

Harvey: We still don't know who the mother is?

Reporter: We're working on it. But over here, what about this fourth guy - dressed in jeans, a leather jacket, and a red sweater with a cup of Rocky Road? Isn’t he a dead ringer for Jason Peter Todd Wayne if he would have lived?

Harvey: You just had to say it, didn't you?

Reporter: But he is! Clearly, the guy is 22 or 23. His age and his looks fit perfectly.

Harvey: So...Bruce Wayne faked his own kid's death? Why would he do that?

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Batman hit off the Batcomputer screen. "I told you to lay low. I told you not to draw attention to yourselves."

"I don’t know, B," Hood laughed. "This seems more like a YP than a MP."

"And we didn't draw attention to ourselves," Nightwing replied, hands out. "We went to see Phantom. For Jason’s Birthday.”

"You are public figures."

Robin (Tim) shrugged. "And whose fault is that, exactly? You're the one who parades us around charity events and grand openings and publicity interviews. Maybe if you did what other celebrities do and requested your children not be photographed, this wouldn't be an issue."

Batman glared, but after all these years, none of his sons were phased. In fact, Nightwing, Red Hood, and Robin all crossed their arms in identical stances. 

“You’re right,” Batman finally relented. “All of you. Jason, I’ll speak with Barbara to see how best to reintroduce you into society.”

Hood sputtered. “Wait. What -? I didn’t mean - ” 

“However, I will expect you to join Dick, Tim, Damian, and myself at all family events from now on.”

Nightwing leaned over to mutter, “I think it’s your problem now.”

“No shit, Dick. You just had to get matinee tickets.”

“We work nights!”

[lostonehero]

More tma malevolent shit

A man with bloody hands and feet in a suit appears floating above three men who seemed to be waiting.

The red head looks up. "You're that guy who dropped Arthur and John on me."

The white-haired man laughs manically and snaps his fingers, and tilts his head when nothing happens.

"That's Kayne, he's the one to kill me the first time, lad."

"I expected him to be taller." The red head sighs.

"Now, now I've killed a lot of men. You'll have to remind me who you are." Kayne scowls when he's ignored.

"It wasn't even painful, which was the worst part just pop, and I'm in hell."

"Why are you still complaining about your death not being painful?"

"I deserved pain, pup."

"You wanted pain." The red head corrects.

"And?"

Kayne blows a horn loud and obnoxious. "Now that I've got your attention, who are you?"

"Does it matter? Your kind doesn't bother with mine." The red head sighs. "Dennis is already dead, and you can't kill something twice at the point he's at, Tim's a werewolf, and I'm a demon. Your old ones' powers don't mix well with pur brand of supernatural." He turns back to Dennis. "Do you know an Arthur? He did refer to you as the Butcher."

"A guy named Larson hired me to kill him, and yeah he's a hell of a guy, ended up on the same side before I died, but if that's him than he ain't human no more." Dennis scratches his beard. "Should be the same Arthur, Noel and Oscar talk about."

"Oh yeah, that dude who vanished, right?" Tim hums. "Well, now we know where he vanished to."

The red head snorts. "I mean, you're not wrong."

Kayne snaps his fingers again, and nothing happens. "Why can't I hurt you with my powers?"

"You need to listen better." The red head yawns. "Old ones and supernatural don't mix well we can ally with each other or fight against each other but our powers cancel out so physical fighting is needed."

Kayne vanishes in a huff.

.....

Oscar sighs. "Are you alright? I can leave if you need time."

"I.... we didn't know demons existed, let alone well..." Arthur stops himself.

"I've made peace with what I am, Arthur." Oscar smiles softly. "You must have many questions."

Arthur sighs. "I do. Are you ok?"

"I am. I've made a life for myself, set up this Sanctuary for those in unfortunate situations or newly turned supernatural beings we help and heal. We are a safe haven for everyone who accepts it. I know it's only been a month for you, Arthur, since we've met, but it's been nearly a century for myself." Oscar gets up and sighs. "I have to check on my son and husband. I shall return rest up Arthur, Lilith will be back."

"You're married?" Arthur stares.

John appears through Arthur's shadow. "You have a child?"

"Ah yes, Martin, the one who brought you in, I took him in after his mother left him bloody and beaten. He's a demon as well. His biological father is nice but unable to leave hell due to his position." Oscar pauses. "Dennis and I only recently got married when it was legalized, but we've been together a while, got off terribly in the beginning. Although time and communication remedied that. We are bound for eternity, after all."

"YOU MARRIED THE BUTCHER!" John's shouts shake the building.

Dennis snickers. "Ah, there it is that sweet sympathy."

Martin covers his face.

Tim chuckles and then stops. "Wait you were fucking with me he was a serial killer, contract killer."

"No, I was not." Martin sighs.

Dennis cackles

[taralaurel]

🏳️‍🌈 Happy Pride! 🏳️‍🌈

Since it's the first day of Pride AND #throwbackthursday, I wanted to talk about a fic I actually never posted on here.

At almost 60k words, it is not my longest story, but it stands as my most popular on AO3. And one I am the most proud of.

This story is dedicated to all of those who have felt not at home in their own house, or who were unsafe or even kicked out. It's fitting that the high school student that I mentioned in the author's note of this story who was kicked out during her senior year for being trans will be moving in with me now during Pride month. While this is a month of honoring those who came before & celebrating ourselves, it can be a tough month for many, especially LGBTQ+ youth that aren't able to be out and proud yet.

As a member of the community who spent a summer homeless, I wanted to write a story that reflected these types of situations.

I wish all of you love and support, and know that, while a stranger, I am here for you. Always.

I'll Stand By You

<<When Tim's parents find out Tim's secret, they kick him out. Now, on Thanksgiving, Tim is living on the streets and is thankful for the two strangers currently saving him from getting his face pounded into the pavement. Wait...those aren't strangers...>>

Timothy Jason Drake isn't Timothy Jackson Drake anymore.

Or, well, he is and he isn't.

He's never liked Timothy before, thank you very much. So that part is fine. He can go by Tim now without being told he is being improper.

He's not sure how he feels about the Drake part. It's still, you know, legally, his surname, he guesses. Unless they went and changed that. Would they bother making the effort? But he had said it.

Right there, while he slammed the door in his son's face, Jack had told him.

"You're not our son. You're not a Drake. Timothy Jackson Drake is dead to us."

And, after so many days on the streets of Gotham, Tim really could have been dead for all his parents know.

Continue Reading on AO3

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

what's up danger?

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/C7ge0Es by yenwayne “Uh, good morning?” you offered weakly, trying to give a casual shrug despite the mess around you. “Mom, this might sound insane. But, I think I might have accidentally discovered superpowers.” Selina stared at you, blinking slowly as she processed the scene before her. Her lips twitched as if she were trying to hold back a laugh or perhaps some form of disbelief. “Accidentally discovered superpowers?” she echoed. “I think you've been around your boyfriend and his family too much. Baby—” Before she could finish, your hand instinctively reached out. With a flick of your wrist, a web shot from your fingers and latched onto the door behind her. In a heartbeat, the door was yanked from its hinges, splintering as it flew across the room and crashed into the wall with a resounding thud. Selina’s eyes widened in shock as she turned to face the now doorless doorway. She blinked at the empty space where the door had once been. “Well,” she said, “I guess that’s one way to explain things.” — "Alright, let's do this one last time. My name is Y/N Kyle. I was bitten by a radioactive spider, And I've been the one and only Spidey in Gotham. I’m pretty sure you know the rest." Words: 8282, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Series: Part 2 of GOTHAM'S VERY OWN SPIDEY Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman and Robin (Comics), Batman (Comics), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Catwoman (Comics) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Categories: F/M Characters: Damian Wayne, Bruce Wayne, Barbara Gordon, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake (DCU), Cassandra Cain, Duke Thomas, Pamela Isley, Selina Kyle, Maggie Kyle, Radioactive Spiders (Marvel) Relationships: Damian Wayne/Reader, Damian Wayne & Reader, Older!Damian Wayne/Reader, Bruce Wayne/Selina Kyle (background) Additional Tags: Spidersona | Reader as Spider-Man, You're the Peter Parker in this universe, Established Relationship, Older Damian Wayne, Selina Kyle is Catwoman, Good Parent Selina Kyle, Selina Kyle is Your Aunt, Explosions, Suggestive Themes, Coming of Age, Maggie Kyle is Your (Dead) Mom, Character Death, Robbery, Canon-Typical Violence, Not Canon Compliant, Chronic Pain, Protective Selina Kyle, Selina doesn't throw her child into war like Bruce, (at first), Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Panic Attacks, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, I Treat Canon Like Barbie Outfits: I Mix And Match, Poverty, Bruce: i have bird kids and you have a spider kid haha we should date, Mild Sexual Content, No Beta We Die Like All The Spidey Aunts Do, Damian Wayne is of Legal Age, Trauma, Damian Wayne Speaks Arabic, Arab Damian Wayne read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/C7ge0Es

[hintofelation99]

Bruce:

Clark: No, I know that look! You're going to ask us to babysit one of your full grown children and somehow they're going to involve kryptonite and I will get hurt.

Bruce: Clark-

Barry: Oh my god, he's right isn't he?!

Bruce:

Clark: Well I can't help, I already have my hands full this weekend with Jon and Damian's sleepover.

Bruce: Barry-

Barry: Nope, Bart is grounded for helping your kids with that thing last Tuesday. Which basically means I'm grounded.

Bruce: Hrn. Well, this will be a rather difficult weekend for the other league members.

Clark: Oh? Who needs babysitting this time?

Bruce: Tim and Dick. Dick is sick, with strict orders that he is not to leave his bed and Tim is still grounded, also for Tuesday.

Barry: I'm surprised the other kids aren't still grounded.

Bruce: Damian suffered enough on Tuesday and Duke barely participated. The others I am unable to ground for more than a week, after that they sart to rebel even more.

Clark: That can't be true, Dick wouldn't-

Bruce: Clark, Richard is only well behaved for you.

Clark: I'm sure that's not-

Bruce: Last week I told Richard that he shouldn't jump off a building without a grapling hook. He told me I was stifling his creativity and dove straight into the Gotham harbor. He got pneumonia.

Clark: That's not too-

Bruce: He has refused to stay in bed, last night I found him passed out on the floor of the batcave.

Barry: Yeah, but I'm sure if Alfred just explains that it's the best way for him to get better-

Bruce: I think you overestimate Richards dedication to his own health. Physical or otherwise.

Hal, walking into the room with a smoothie: Hey guys, what's up?

Barry and Clark immediately leave.

Bruce: I have a very important mission for you, Oliver, J'onn, Arthur, and Diana.

- The next day -

Hal: How? How did bats talk us into this?

Hal gestures to a feverish and nearly delusional Dick half asleep in the cave med bay and a petulant looking Tim hunched over a laptop in one of the holding cells.

Oliver: Bruce said it shouldn't be too bad, we just have to keep both boys in the cave.

J'onn: I believe you are overestimating our abilities.

Arthur: I don't know, Bruce did say Tim isn't as devious as he used to be.

Hal: I'm like 90% sure that was a lie.

Diana: I do not need the lasso to know that was a lie. I once saw Timothy declare someone legally dead because he was annoyed that they ate his bagel.

Tim, yelling from his plexiglass holding cell: I also just had Oliver declared legally dead.

Oliver: What the fuck?!

Tim: Don't worry, I gave Roy control over your estate.

Oliver: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

Oliver: I've gotta go call my lawyer.

Dick, half delirious: Haha, Roy's 'bout to make Oliver go bankrupt.

- 2 hours later -

Dick: HAAAAALLLL

Hal: What?

Dick: HAAAAAAALLLLLL

Hal: What??

Dick: Halcifer! Halward the Duck? Halmark? Hal-y's comet?!

Hal: What?!

Dick: Halgrid? Halithoy? Halgwarts? Hal-oween?

Hal: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!

Dick: Your face looks dumb.

Hal: What the fuck??

Tim: I mean, he's right.

- 1 hour later -

Tim: Arthur?

Arthur: Yes?

Tim: I'm bored.

Arthur: I'm not letting you out.

Tim: Please?

Arthur: No.

Tim: Please??

Arthur: No.

Tim: What if I promise not to frame you for tax fraud?

Arthur: ...

Tim:

Arthur: Fine. Five minutes.

- 2 minutes later -

J'onn: What is going on?

Diana, taking pictures: Aren't they adorable?

Dick and Tim are curled up on a medbay cot cuddling.

Oliver: They are sorta cute when they aren't ruining me financially.

Hal: Uh, should we stop this?

Diana: Of course not. This is precious.

Hal: But isn't Tim missing a spleen or something?

J'onn: If he were missing a spleen he would not be so carelessly exposing himself to pneumonia.

Tim: That's what you think loser.

Arthur: Tim what the fuck?!

Tim: Getting pneumonia seems like good revenge for locking me in a cell.

J'onn: You think that causing yourself severe harm and possibly subjecting yourself to an extended hospital stay is a good form of revenge?

Tim: Yes. Because the more hurt I get the angrier Bruce will be with you.

Diana: We should probably seperate them now.

Arthur: Yep.

- 2 hours later -

Tim: Hey, J'onn?

J'onn: Yes Timothy?

Tim: Do you know where Dick is?

J'onn: Of course I do, he is in bed-

J'onn sees Dick's empty bed.

J'onn: Timothy. Where is Richard?

Tim, trying not to laugh: I convinced him to make me soup.

J'onn gives Tim a confused look.

The fire alarm goes off.

Tim, smiling: He always manages to set the soup on fire.

- 1 hour later -

Tim coughs.

Diana: Oh no.

Tim coughs again.

Diana: ARTHUR! IT'S HAPPENING!

- 2 hours later -

Oliver: And that's why Tim getting pneumonia is not our fault!

Bruce: Hrn.

Arthur: Okay, I hear you, and that's a fair point. But-

Bruce: No.

Diana: That's true but-

Bruce:

J'onn: But-

Tim coughs.

Bruce glares.

Hal: Yep, that's, uh, yep. We'll just- uh, we'll just go.

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@lonestar-speck <3

[scorpionyx9621]

More Soft Jason Todd x Reader Imagines Because Times Are Tough and We All Need Some Fluff

People tend to forget that before Under the Red Hood and even a bit after Jason was a hired gun and has had his fair share of assassinations. So I have no doubt Jason is sitting on at least a few million USD. He's absolutely nowhere close to Bruce in terms of wealth but Jason lives pretty comfortably off of his hit money. He'd keep it hidden from you of course, but not because he doesn't want to share it, but because Jason is still legally dead, and while Jason kills people he's certainly not above money laundering. To which I don't think he'd want you to get too involved.

Again, Jason is very independent by just the environment he grew up in. He'd want you to be the same. I don't think he'd be too emotionally attracted to someone who'd just say yes to everything he does. He'd really love brutal honesty and you questioning him/calling him out on his BS. Make him think about his actions and what he's done. Jason's certainly capable of deeper thought and analysis than most give him credit for.

A secret about Jason is that he's low-key the best at swimming in the family. He may be built like a hybrid between a linebacker and a gymnast but he has the technical side of swimming down.

Jason also loves taking you to the pool so you can stare at him and his muscles/body because he's low-key an attention wh*re and that's one of the best ways to satisfy his ego and vice-versa.

Physical touch is one of Jason's key love languages. If he loves you, you'll pretty much constantly either have him holding your hand or have his arm wrapped around you. Almost like he's afraid he'll lose you if he lets you go.

Just cuddle the man. Especially when he's sleeping. His favorite is when you rest your head against his chest/torso but spooning is perfectly acceptable to Jason as well. He loves being big and little spoon even though you're most likely just going to be jetpacking him if you're the big spoon.

You just gotta deal with the fact he's got the strongest and most noticeable BO of the family and that includes his morning breath.

But other than that he's a pretty unremarkable sleeper. He's doesn't snore like Dick does, he doesn't toss and turn like Tim & Damian. When he's ready for bed he just reads for a little bit to relax his mind and he just kind of falls asleep in whatever position he is and just kind of stays that way till he wakes up.

Jason isn't a bad cook, but he is lazy/not interested in cooking often. What he is excellent at cooking is grilling/cooking large cuts of meat. Jason loves a good summer poolside grill, and for Christmas Stephanie got him an apron that just says 'grill dad'. Jason wears it every time the family has a barbeque. Jason also mans the grill anytime the family goes out for Korean BBQ.

It takes a very long time for Jason to really emotionally open up to people. He'd literally consider being beaten to death by Joker again over being forced into a situation where he has to talk about his feelings to a stranger. So don't try to force him to come out of his shell, let him open up to you when he's ready. It'll be painfully slow but Jason opening up to you about his life means he values you so highly.

When Jason does eventually bring you around to the family the overwhelming vibe will be that you and him are walking on eggshells rigged with C4. Much to your surprise everyone is very pleasant and very nice around you. Even too blunt for his own good Damian is more inquisitive about why you chose Jason over a snarky comment he could make about your ineptitude.

Things would devolve around Bruce however, you'd see how the strong, confident, defiant Jason stays defiant and flippant but you see his shoulders tense up anytime Bruce is in the room and Jason almost makes himself smaller around Bruce. Comments would fly and Jason and Bruce would apologize and excuse themselves to another room where you would just hear muffled shouts.

Jason would eventually storm off telling Bruce to 'eff off old man.' barely even noticing you because he's so upset. You'd just see Bruce looking dejected but he'd notice you staring at him and would eventually come over to apologize for making a scene.

Bruce would want to get to know you briefly but would explain that he failed to save Jason during his time of need. And Jason's anger towards him is justified. He would want you to promise to keep Jason safe. While he's not happy about Jason's means and methods more than anything in this world, he just wants Jason to be safe and to be happy.

When you'd finally get back to the car you'd finally see Jason break down. When Jason cries he angry cries. He throws shit and screams. And Jason cries for hours. When he starts he can't stop until all the emotions are out of his system. To which case he'll physically proceed to sleep for 10-15 hours afterwards and pretend like nothing ever happened. Only when it's quiet would he admit he's thankful to you for staying by his side.

Jason likes to do laundry, surprisingly. It's his favorite chore. That and taking out the trash. They both have that good physical feeling of wiping away grime and dirt or taking out what's old and replacing it with what's new. Jason also lives exclusively off of Gain Moonlight Breeze laundry detergent and I cannot tell you why. He just loves the scent. Just don't ask Jason to do the dishes.

Jason also really likes lavender surprisingly! Lavender also has a really strong effect on him and helps him relax very easily. Like I'm pretty sure a twilight bath bomb from lush would put him to bed. Better yet wear some lavender perfume and you won't be able to keep his lips (and tongue too) off you.

Patience is key when dating Jason. I've said it before, him and Damian are the coconuts whereas Dick and Tim are peaches. With Dick and Tim they are very nice and sweet on the outside, but are very hard and dense and determined on the inside. Whereas Jason and Damian have very high and hard to penetrate walls but once you have broken through their defenses you have a soft, very loving and devoted person who will be at your side forever basically.

You're going to have to be comfortable with a very handsome very buff very shirtless man walking around your apartment at all times because second Jason's safe and comfortable it's tits and abs and guns out friends. And if he catches you staring he will call you out and laugh at you (and make you feel his muscles)

[strawbuddy-luv]

Alr I hear the people talking about how Tim would never become Red Hood because he doesn't kill, and while I understand, I'm also not trying to say Tim has to become Red Hood. I actually would prefer if Tim became Joker Jr. Personally, I dislike alternate AU's that just, slap on the same story but with different characters. I want things to be actually changed. In my head, it doesn't matter who the 2nd Robin is, the 2nd Robin always dies, because they just happen to be who the Joker is targeting. So, Tim goes off to find batman, or gets taken on a random patrol, gets Jokered and then dies (either from self destruction or the Joker going to far, who knows), or gets taken to Arkham. Not saying this means Red Hood doesn't exist, still a big supporter of Steph as Red Hood, but again this post is more about how Tim absolutely could, yk, go insane and kill people. I think the people saying "Tim could never kill" are over looking the affects of physiological torture, JJ or not. Like, say Tim doesn't get JJ'd, he gets killed, kidnapped by The League of Assassins, brain washed, tortured, and then sent out to murder. Then I think he reasonably could be a killer, I don't think any amount of past life morals are getting him out of that one. I understand Red Hood is about more than just the backstory, but Tim is still very capable of becoming a murderer under the right circumstances...circumstances like what happens to Jason-. And all that aside, it's just fun? Like I just enjoy Red Hood Tim/Steph more than I do a reverse robins Red Hood Jason/Dick, because making Jason or Dick Red Hood just feels...boring. To me it is more interesting for high morals happy rich kid Tim to get brutally murdered and then brainwashed and tortured into becoming mass murderer, or physiologically tortured to the point he loses all grip on reality and becomes uncontrollable. That feels more interesting to me than just having a re-do with Jason. Imagine Tim having such drastically different mindsets fighting against each other at all times, because the kid that was murdered in a warehouse would never shoot a man dead, but the kid who was dragged out of the Lazarus Pit and handed a knife, who was told "Its kill or be tortured to the point you wish you were dead", has been trained into killing as a means of survival. Idk, just more interesting to me. And, again, going back to JJ, that is what I think would happen in a Reverse Robins AU. Tim gets JJ'd, and then either dies, or gets locked up in Arkham. Now you've got a delirious manic clown boy running around with a gun who can't see the world right and his is itching to shoot The Joker.

Think about the possibilities! It's more than just "Well Tim would never kill so he cant" its "Tim doesn't want to kill but he has to" its "Part of Tim doesn't want to kill, but there's almost a completely different person inside of him who does" its "Tim can't even see the world right so he doesn't even realize he's killing people"

Another option, is Tim doesn't become JJ or Red Hood, and instead decides to take over Gotham non legally, though the business world. Imagine Tim coming back to life, and then some how getting a hold of Drake Industries, or even Wayne Enterprises, and absolutely dominating in the business scene. Taking over Gotham through products and money instead of crime and murder. That sounds like something a 2nd Robin Tim would do. Imagine he becomes some mythical hacker, breaking in and taking over corporations without even leaving the safety of his own home. Now sure, I will say this might be a bit more boring than murder, but still fun, and if you don't want to alter Tim to much a possibly realistic alternative.

Also please don't take this as me trying to say "You're wrong for enjoying a Reverse Robin's AU that's different from mine", that's not what I'm trying to say at all. Do whatever you want with your AU's, if you enjoy it that's all that matters. I'm just sharing my ideas and takes on the AU :] also in case you can't tell I do have a reverse robins AU that's been stuck in my head for the past few months, and these are all some of the ideas within it

"Tim can't be Red Hood in the Reverse Robins AU because he wouldn't run away like Jason to find his parent! It should be Di-" Red Robin. The Red Robin comics. Their whole story is literally about Tim running away to go find Bruce after he disapears. He gets into a fight with Batman. He gets kidnapped by an incredinly dangreous villain. He nearly dies. ...Like what do you mean he "would never run away and die like Jason" IT'S LITERALLY CANON-. Ya'll think Tim is way more normal than he actually is. "Ok but he wouldn't be able to because he wouldn't have to find his parents-" Jack and Janet get lost while on a trip and Tim goes out to find them on his own. Bruce disappears on a Mission following the Joker and Tim gets into an argument with Damian before going to try and find him. Tim is pissed off about being underestimated by Damian and decides to go try and catch the Joker on his own. Hell, he doesnt even have to run away, he could just get snatched by Harley while out patrolling on his own...yk, like he did in the animated movie.

And you know what, if you're going to make anyone besides Tim Red Hood, it should be Steph. Steph is such an obvious contender, and while I personally prefer to have her swap with other people in the batfam, she's still the most obvious choice, probably tied with Tim for me personally tbh.