#tiktok at its finest

[stuffed-of-smut]

Kissed some of my plushies lovingly one too many times guys and now I'm INSANE! It's no longer just kisses on their head and face!

[svtskneecaps]

ok among my favorite parts of qsmp is the fact that charlie slimecicle can only hold the act of being mad at mariana when mariana isn't in the room. like he successfully rp'd being mad at his deadbeat puta esposa for months while mariana wasn't logging on, like he complained about mariana at the wedding, during the election, in subsequent appearances, and then he's messaging mariana in the chat during purgatory and he's still holding it

and then they're both at spawn like as close to face to face as they get. and bro CANNOT hold the act it drops so fast lmfao he was like "yea cellbit i'm gonna kill mariana" and instead they have a genuinely heartfelt conversation and then rp sexo in the fountain

and i know i'm brainrotting purgatory rn but i'm actually thinking about this bc i saw a clip of mariana and slime talking during the awards show and literally. slime's face goes from 😡🤬 MARIANA'S HERE, SAY SOMETHING PUTA ESPOSA to 😄😁 the second mariana shows up on the screen

like he's still pretending to be mad but dude is grinning like absolute crazy and i love that

[perfectdolladvocate]

girlball my beloved

[boba-beom]

sobbing whenever @/daehwisdays replies back to me on ig :’) they’re so talented and I love their works, they’re also on twt!

[marcotheflychair]

Me, a severely mentally unstable control freak who would rather do things alone (or not at all) rather than let anyone or anything get in the way and ruin my way of doing them: ha. haha. ahahhhAHhahahahHahah. HahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.

*opens up my 173 pages long script and cracks knuckles*

Not on my watch, bitch

[g-on-ef]

Sometimes I be scrolling through tik tok and Twitter and think huh no one said anything stupid yet and than I find someone asking how a feminist can date a guy ... ... ... ... did ... ... ... did everyone forget what a feminist is or are they just throwing that word around without understanding the meaning 🤔 😕 😐 😒

[copingchaos]

May Golan, a member of the israeli government, proudly saying she doesnt care about Gaza. Even though half of the Gazan population consists of children.

The biggest irony is that 20% of the deceased IDF members have died due to friendly fire so far. The israeli military has a significant hand in their own demise. You'd think that the government would make a statement about this too, if they care so much about their beloved soldiers. But nope, the focus at all times is to blame a select group, to the extent that you disregard the lives of innocent civilians.

[buzzaroe]

Watch original tiktok here ^

Ima just ignore the fact I’ve been very productive today👀

[weabooweedwitch]

I'm actually just going to go ahead and change my url back because 1) my sister already knows about this situation and she thinks quote "they should be here in the hospital with me if they're acting like that" and 2) this is obviously just a meme and none of them legitimately actually have anything better to do so why should I deprive my followers/fans of ways to contact me

[folklaurr]

I have a very personal and close relationship with the private bookmark folder of Supernatural edits I have on TikTok they’re like my family

[luxangrey]

Self indulgent art based off that one tiktok trend.

[chrislovescreepyshit]

What else

[beanniiee]

i can’t stop thinking about this video..

[s4-mask]

"splatoon had slurs, what would--"

IF SPLATOON HAD WHAT ???

[lover-of-mine]

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[yandere-kokeshi]

I remember you posted that you write alien vs predator now, so if possible could you write something about a yandere yautja x chubby!f!reader??? Like maybe she accidentally witnessed some them hunting on earth but as they were going to kill her another yautja grabbed her and ran or fought the others, he’s usually content just watching but she was threatened and he couldn’t stay away…. Or even just headcanons about them and what they’d be like as a partner

Sorry🫣

— Yandere Yautja with a female! chubby mate

Warnings: yandere behavior, talks about chubby reader, and yautja stuff.

A/N: I changed it up a bit and decided to write headcanons about having a darling who is chubby. I hope that’s alright :)

In his planet, or rather culture, female Yautja have a naturally larger and masculine build: muscular thighs, fit hands that’ll be thrown at anybody, and a good athletic build. But, since the day he saw you and touched you? He died at the second, and swore to protect you to all the Gods. And ensuring, you’d be his by the end of the night. 

To get it easy — he sees no issue with your size. Generally sees you as a ‘plushy’ and more huggable, there’s nothing wrong with that. 

But if he senses you being sad over your weight, he clicks in annoyance. How dare you insult yourself like that? Within seconds, he hikes you up on his shoulders by one hand, showing you that weight doesn’t mean a thing to him, so nor should you care. 

It’s no surprise that Yautja’s love heat, and your beloved mate sees you as a heat source. He has to be touching you at every given moment, muzzling his face deeper into your belly rolls as you two sleep in. 

Finds your stretch marks remarkable. Scars are a symbol of strength, and are praised highly in the culture and with your lovely Yautja, he views them as a form of scars. 

Handsy to a capitalized H, and doesn’t know a thing of personal space. Your skin is so warm and soft, his paws squishing and handling you is his favorite hobby. Adores the scent you have, and uses your thighs as pillows. 

Generally would love for you to go naked in the house. Nudity isn’t a source of shame in yautja culture, so he’d be confused if he sees you embarrassed. In all, he admires and wishes for the day to come; imagining himself pulling your clothes off, chirping and clicking in excitement as his hand covers your hips and addicting curves. 

Very protective, and whilst that’s guaranteed with his aggressive stance, it’s mustered up a bit because of how gorgeous you are. He’s convinced that if any other ‘ooman, or yautja, sees you – they might get attracted and try to steal you away. He’s ready to fight and tear off limbs if must. Possessive to its finest. 

Treats you with the finest things he can find and cook. He cooks you amazing food, ones that leave your mouth salivating, and wakes you up with breakfast in bed; admiring your sleep figure and messy hair from awakening. 

Loves to dress you up in clothes, especially if it’s in pelts that he hunted for you. Admires looking at you from behind, smiling like he’s made the day, and stares you down like a mad-man. You’re just so cute, ‘ooman.

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