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Jambound fanart I was reading it until 5 am last night whoops

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Don't like men?

I saw the female version of Shadow Milk and couldn't help but draw this. I'm going to go get married to her now!!🏃‍♀️🏃💨💨

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oh no , the dog is drinking the wave equation

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idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

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Shut the fuck up

I needed this. thank you so much

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guh… the new girlies are so cute…

i think they should kiss

saw some people on twt shipping black forest with the first cookies from witches castle and i think it’s peak… might have to draw cookie yuri……. for the betterment of mankind

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rules for thee and not for me

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hello friends would you like some possibly tumblr exclusive smpv art because i feel very shy about posting this on twitter

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"the ides of march". "neil banging out the tunes". "superputinelection"

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Black Forest Cookie gifs!

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it’s not fucking tinnitus idiot that’s my guardian angel speaking to me

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Numbers that can’t be divisible by 5 are funnier than numbers that can be divided by 5 because they’re needlessly specific. Except in some cases for very small or very large numbers.

The answer to life, the universe, and everything being 42? Funny because it’s needlessly specific.

Patrick from SpongeBob looking at a store stacked with hundreds of mattresses and saying there’s ten of them? Funny because it’s a small number.

If a character wishes to estimate how many soldiers are approaching a nearby town and you want to make it funny you can do one or the other or you can combine the two.

My lord, there are five soldiers coming, we must strengthen our defenses!

Or

How many soldiers are there? Nine thousand, three hundred and forty seven, sir. I counted twice. They lost one the second time to falling off a cliff.

Or

There’s sixteen soldiers approaching, sir. Only sixteen? Yes. It’s a good number, sixteen. Divisible by four.

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I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either