#throws my hands up. well.

[sharkeaten]

ADDED:

+ gwendoline greyson (royal pain), sky high. mary elizabeth winstead.

[clouvu]

Mother and Father 🫶

[benevolenterrancy]

@hereticcryptid I appear to be slowly but surely developing an entire series about how Hensheng and Baxia apparently get fed up with their owners' inability to express their feelings and take matters into their own hands...

[madbard]

There’s something to be said about how Stanley Pines was treated his entire life as a lesser echo of his brother.

Stan was the failure. He had no value. He was never told he could thrive on his own, so he never tried. He balanced the weight of his dreams on remaining at Ford’s side, and when Ford revealed he had other plans, he spiraled. He lost his home, tried desperately to make a name for himself while spinning from identity to identity, losing more and more of himself as time went on. After years of running, his brother finally reached out to him again and Stan grabbed onto that lifeline, only to realize Ford didn’t want him to stay. Ford wanted Stan to do something for him. That was all.

Stan would never be anything without Ford. He would never be anything more than Ford. He took his brother’s identity while sacrificing decades of his life, but it wasn’t much of a life anyway, so what was there to lose?

Ford returned, and didn’t even thank him.

Stan had done all of that for nothing. His brother looked him in the eye and (from Stan’s perspective) decided he deserved nothing.

Stanley Pines deserved nothing because Stanley Pines was nothing.

And yet, at the end of everything, when everything else was lost, the world was saved.

Not because Stan pretended to be Ford, fulfilling his role as echo and shadow and double.

No.

Because, in that moment, Bill made a deal with Stanley Pines. The conman, the grunkle, the failure. The defender.

Stanley Pines, who would always protect his family, even if it meant sacrificing himself.

Stanley Pines, who was so very valuable, after all.

[koobiie]

fanart for what may be my favorite fic of all time, Running Behind by @asidian! here's prompto enjoying all the foods from the fic beacuse he deserves it <3

[tequiilasunriise]

When Steph and Cass get married they don’t take the last name Brown (Daddy Issues™️) or Cain (Daddy Issues Prime™️) or even Wayne (Steph absolutely REFUSES to become a Wayne nosirree), but a secret fourth thing (Gordan).

[whatthefuckisasweep]

BEHOLD!!! The winning prize for the IT Losers Ship Megabrawl bracket I had a while back! Bike on a bike!

This was a challenge because I don’t draw bikes or backgrounds but here we are! :]c

bill is biking back mike after the rock fight, and mike’s a lil sleepy hehe

hope u enjoy this as much as i enjoyed thinking abt this concept and continuously dying bc its so cute! Id love to do more IT brackets in the future, this was so fun! :D i love them sm ur honor!!!

[sleeplesssmoll]

I still think Vertin is athletic, she's just out of her element.

There is more evidence against shrimptin than confirming shrimptin AEB:

Throughout the story, it's implied that while Vertin sucks at arcanum, she's very athletic by her actions and responses during combat. From her duel with Schneider to fighting that big scary thing on the island while carrying 37, she's a fighter. As a kid she's been in physical altercations with bullies. Smoltin was also able to lead the escape despite her lack or arcanum.

But during this event, I could see cases stating the opposite. It gave me pause and I wondered if I just got it all wrong. For example...

Vertin says she never liked the training exercises, swimming isn't her strong point, she doesn't get sports. She seems lost here. If you focused on these details alone, it does seem like shrimp behavior.

But! This could be explained by Vertin's disinterest in competition and anything school related. It doesn't mean she's "bad" at it but rather she doesn't care for it.

But when she's chasing frogs, sneaking around stealing food, and climbing trees, she is more monkey than shrimp. She also crosses the desert with the others while wearing a suit which reminds me of Sonetto mentioning the temperature training their subjected too. It's part of their training as literal soldiers. The SPDM kids are built different because they were forged in the Foundation's trials so Vertin has to have some level of physical prowess like the others.

Another counter point to shrimptin is that during the event she and Ezra beat down Spathodea, literal boxer.

In conclusion, Vertin is athletic but is uncultured in what to do with said athleticism. Instead, she uses it mostly for combat, survival, and carrying people to safety. BTW since no one asked, she's carried Sonetto, Regulus, 37 and maybe Jessica if you count her lifting her straight up out of the hole during Green Lake during her "rescue."

I am normal about this.

[rexscanonwife]

Little messy doodle but I was talking to my friend about how my s/i would be using just every petname in the books on Charles but he...struggles a bit to do the same! Even the smallest effort earns him some lovin' tho 🥺💖💖

[hanzajesthanza]

(Adam Dudaczyk) The fact that vampires drink blood to get that *meaningful hand-neck gesture* - you made that up? (Andrzej Sapkowski) Yes, I didn't model myself on anyone here, I don't know anyone who wrote before me about the fact that vampires drink blood not to satisfy their hunger, but to satisfy their thirst for… entertainment. Texts: the guys sent me to get blood, I was flying drunk��� The fun was great.

as i reread this i couldn't stop thinking of this meme

[apricusapollo]

cody "nothing in the world belongs to me but my love mine, all mine" wan

[tequiilasunriise]

bitches really be out here publicly divorcing as if they weren’t in a secret relationship

[virsancte]

good days aren't easy to come by

[valiant-portabella-pirkko]

Alright know what here's a little Guild Wars 2 reblog game for everybody; what mounts (if any) do your characters have in their canon, do they have names? Personalities? How'd they meet??

Spill it all below, tell me about all your creatures!!

[zazikels]

man the dev notes w/ the stormshore tabernacle convo. whatever they're there for it's kind of remarkable how so much of the notes there for her are just textbook abuser stuff.

[stickytm]

gentle update: my niece, zia, was born yesterday after my sister went into a 14 hour labor!!! she is tiny but healthy with the Thickest head of hair i've ever seen on a baby!!!