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DATV Spoilers - The Story We Lost
Posted earlier that I was compiling a list of lore/story threads that have been dropped with DATV's handling of Southern Thedas. The sheer number of things means that I've made this into two parts - this one focusing on all the story threads that have been effectively dropped.
Spoilers for the game ahead, of course.
If you've played the game then you'll know that Southern Thedas - everything from the past three games - was basically swept away by the blight.
A double blight should have catastrophic consequences for the entirety of Thedas, I don’t deny that, it’s nothing short of a mass extinction event – the absolute worst case scenario for all of Thedas.
However, waving away the fact that Southern Thedas - specifically every area you ever traveled to and interacted with in previous games – is gone, devastated by the blight, in a codex entry and line of dialogue makes it abundantly clear that BioWare is attempting to clean the slate so that they can move forwards with the game series with no ties to the previous ones.
The Warden, Hawke, and the Inquisitor effectively accomplished nothing.
As I put it in another post: I never expected them to consider every decision in game outside of the three options they gave us, but I certainly didn’t expect them to go scorched earth on the possibility of ever seeing the results of those decisions either.
How the lore has been handled in this game, summarized to “the elves did it” and “there’s been a shadowy organization in the shadows pulling the strings on everything” is absolutely devastating to the franchise.
The lack of care with which this was treated just bleeds, “There, we’ve answered all questions and finished with this era of Thedas. Moving on now.” At the same time, this destruction absolutely obliterated whatever story threads remained from the first three games.
Could BioWare bring these threads back? Yes, I suppose. But it doesn't change that it was so carelessly thrown aside in the first place.
If they didn't want people to care about their decisions and the impact they made on the world, perhaps they shouldn't have made that a feature of all the previous games.
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Story Threads/ Plot Points that were dropped:
Limited my points to what was in the Dragon Age Keep and what points were brought up frequently in codex entries, conversations, etc...
Edit: I never expected all of these points to be answered in DATV - this is just a list of what was effectively brushed to the side through very bad handling of lore and story.
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Dragon Age: Origins
What is the line of succession in Ferelden?
Things are looking very grim for Ferelden's succession and the Theirin/MacTir line if nothing is done. And nothing was done. The entire plot of DAO literally culminated in resolving this issue, yet no one seems to have learnt a thing from it?
- Anora ruling alone is unmarried with no heir - Alistair ruling alone is unmarried with no heir - Ruling together they have no heir - Alistair and a Cousland Queen have no heir - Anora and a Cousland King-Consort have no heir
The only potential candidate that can fit into several of those world states is Kieran.
Fergus Cousland, according to lore, is the second closest to the throne that is confirmed to be alive in DAI - potentially the brother in-law to the King/Queen of Ferelden.
Ferelden's succession with Alistair as King hinges on whether or not the Warden was able to cure the blight. Alternatively, it is hinted that he may be more resistant since he has dragon blood in him from Calenhad.
The potential implications of Kieran being the bastard son of the King of Ferelden.
Kieran being used as a political pawn to depose Anora using the Theirin bloodline.
DAI took away whatever destiny Kieran had with the Old God soul – that didn’t mean that BioWare had to take away everything else too. Regardless, it doesn't matter. Denerim and Redcliffe have fallen to the Blight - it's unlikely that any of this will ever be brought up again.
2. Did the Warden find a cure?
Unknown. Irrelevant.
Ferelden ended up blighted. Denerim fell. If Ferelden rises from the ashes, it will be without any sign of their influence. Any mention of them will likely be their title alone - no mention of their accomplishments.
3. General Questions about the Landsmeet
What happened to Anora if Alistair is named King? Who rules the teyrnir of Gwaren following the blight?
What happens to Alistair if he's exiled? We know Teagan finds him in DA2 but what happens after?
If Leliana becomes divine does that mean that Connor Guerrin is potentially an heir to Redcliffe?
4. Companion Plot Threads
Morrigan's sisters - the many daughters of Flemeth.
Shale's quest to reverse the process of becoming a golem.
Whatever the hell Nathaniel Howe was going on about when you run into him in DA2 in the blighted thaig.
What, if anything, Avernus leaned from spending a literal age or two studying blighted blood.
5. Zevran's Crusade against the Crows
RIP Zevran's one-man crusade against the Crows and their child slavery ring.
DATV messed up immensely by portraying the Crows as more of a ‘found family’ rather than the horrifically abusive organization it was set up to be.
The very same organization that preys on the weak and disenfranchised - honing them to be tools for the nobles/powerful of Thedas - are now the heroic freedom fighters of Antiva.
The literal decade he spent hunting down the Crows and their leaders is up in flames. No mention in DATV whatsoever.
Wasted a perfectly good opportunity to have a schism in the Crows, with Zevran at the helm of kicking out the antaam, taking in Crows who are are sick of what's happening.
6. The Dwarves of Orzammar
The impact of Bhelen/Harrowmont's reign - ruthless progression verses strict traditionalism
The rumours of an uprising of the casteless dwarves in DAI
Will we ever hear of noble House Brosca or Queen/Lady Rica? Nope.
Will we ever hear of the son that Aeducan can have with Mardy? Nope. (RIP Duncan Jnr - I still love you)
The Anvil of the Void and potential links it may have to the Titans.
If Branka lives what happened to her?
No more fine goods direct from Orzammar
The entire caste system has been simplified by Harding in DATV to effectively be: 'surface dwarves' and 'deep roads' dwarves.
7. The Magisters Sidereal / Awakened Darkspawn
According to a codex in the Descent: one went mad, consumed another, and the final magister fled into the Deep Roads.
Corypheous + Codex Magister + the Architect (most likely) = 4/5 magisters remaining? Possibly?
Reminder that it's hinted that there's an eighth Old God that was struck from the records of Tevinter.
The Architect and his Awakened Darkspawn.
No, it was all the elves. They're all dead now anyway. Thanks BioWare.
8. The Guardian and the Urn of Sacred Ashes
"Where did you come from, where did you go? Nobody in Thedas will ever knowwwww."
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Dragon Age 2
Dragon Age 2 was pretty self-contained, with most things being tied up in Trespasser or DAI. The worst of the plot points abandoned relate to the companions in the game and the lack of closure/answers about them.
General Questions:
Kirkwalls, apparently, endless line of 'provisional' viscounts and constant political instability since Varric ran off to go after Solas.
According to DA: Absolution the Red Templars are still in Kirkwall...yet the show is set after Trespasser - when Varric is viscount? When he mentions that they threw a parade when getting Meredith out of the Gallows?
Aveline, Varric, Merrill and whoever remains of the Kirkwall crew apparently just allowing red templars take over the Gallows?
What happened to Petrice if she lived?
What happened to Feynriel if he went to Tevinter?
If Hawke lives following DAI - where are they?
I have a whole list of lore that's also been brushed over: the Sundermount, Corypheous, the Band of Three etc... I decided to put them in Part 2 since I feel they fit in more with 'lore obliterated' rather than 'abandoned plot points'.
2. Companions
Merrill's Eluvian:
Merrill spent years fixing an eluvian with a piece of string, a potato, and some gum - managing to actually do it.
And it meant nothing.
Eluvians are now a fast travel hub - all mysticism and awe at this marvel of magic are completely gone. Whatever sacrifices Merrill went through to save her sliver of elven history is meaningless.
Imagine if Merrill's eluvian aided in the fight against Solas - if having it intact gave you an advantage against him. Imagine Merrill weeping as Bellara fixes every other single eluvian in ten seconds with her magical omnitool.
Fenris and Slavery in Tevinter:
DATV utterly trivializing slavery in Tevinter is abominable.
Disregarding everything Fenris went through, everything he ever fought for, and making it something barely touched upon in DATV is insanity.
You wouldn't know there was slavery in Tevinter if the Shadow Dragons didn't drop a line or two about it.
Fenris' entire story of going to help free the slaves is diminished because no one wanted to show the ugly, dark side of Tevinter in DATV.
DATV has retroactively made this choice for him to be so unfulfilling.
Where is Anders?
What happened with Sebastian's crusade against Anders? Was he ever captured? Was he executed? Are you telling me that no templars ever pursued this man fanatically after what happened in Kirkwall?
Does his fate vary if Hawke was friends/romanced him?
Varric appointing a new Viscount’s Keep healer called ‘Banders’ who just happens to sleep in the same room as Hawke and their children call him ‘daddy’ lmao
Does his fate vary according to who is Divine? Vivienne hunts him down, Cassandra puts him on trial, while Leliana pardons him?
How does he react to Leliana abolishing the Circles? How much does he weep when the rebellion fails and the mages are destroyed? This man instigated the starting event for DAI and drove most of DA2's major plot and he's just...gone.
The Hawke Siblings:
From DAI we know that Warden Bethany/Carver are safe, but what happened to them if they're in the Circle?
Give us Knight-Commander Carver and First Enchanter Bethany Hawke, you cowards! Have them dismantle the Gallows and be the shining examples of human decency we know they are.
What happens to them after DAI and the Mage/Templar War is concluded? In a world that can embrace or reject them - how do they find their place?
Varric
Trespasser gave him a satisfying conclusion - he's viscount, he's in his shit hole of a city, he's surrounded by the people that he loves and cares about. He has the chance to truly build up Kirkwall after all the shit its gone through.
It just feels so bitter, so meaningless, that they gave him the end that they did in DATV. Varric should never have been the one to go after Solas - the only reason it was him was because he's a popular character in the franchise and was used to draw interest.
Why not Cole?! Who was literally mentioned in Trespasser as being on hand to help his friends - who has the ability to get through to Solas in a way no one else could?
No proper send off - no acknowledgement from those who loved him as to his fate...Varric was reduced to a marketing gimmick to draw people in who wanted to see if he died or not.
Isabela
Isabela's story was brought to a close in DAI - she became an admiral, got a fancy hat, helped the Inquisition, and kept in contact with those she loved/Hawke if defended from the arishok.
Imagine bringing her back in a terrible outfit, having the most sex/gender positive character misgender another person, and making her part of the group that steals cultural artifacts from others.
The tomb of Koslun and Aveline would like a word with you?!
The entire Lords of Fortune group is also extremely bland? No commentary on the ethics/effects of colonialism/cultural appropriation - because confrontational topics/ideas are not allowed in this game. Just like topics of slavery/indoctrination.
Her entire character just seems to have regressed from DA2. Why bother having her cameo in the game if she's not going to meaningfully contribute/comment on whats happening?
Edit - Thanks to bunnyiscthulhu for reminding me that Isabela's mother sold her into marriage...yet she does nothing when Taash's mother is outright forcing them into a life they don't want. Isabela, who believed that everybody should be free - that no one should be forced into a life they don't want, just...lets it happen to another person?
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Dragon Age: Inquisition
What's going to happen to the Red Lyrium that's popped up across all of Thedas?
Ferelden, Orlais, Kirkwall - all areas are reported to have red lyrium on the surface.
What happens to the Red Lyrium in Suledin?
DAI speaks about how they can never stop the spread of red lyrium, only slow it – animals, insects, organisms - whatever life is in the ground is all susceptible to becoming blighted by red lyrium. Suledin Keep in particular was utterly devastated by the Red Templars - what happens to life there?
2. What happened to Corypheous' Inner Circle?
What happened to Samson? How long did he live *if* he’s given the chance to help Cullen? Can something good come from his cooperation?
What happened to Calpernia?
Looking at previous concept art for DATV she was a companion - freeing slaves, gossiping about Samson & Corypheous. Just...what a waste. Any potential insight we could have gotten into Corypheous is gone.
3. The Mage / Templar War:
How does the world vary if you conscripted vs allied with either?
How do the remnants of what faction was not chosen fit into this new world?
How does the world deal with abominations and weird magic shit now? Is an alternative to the Order made if it's wiped out in DAI?
How is Cullen's templar clinic doing? If the templars still exist, how is Divine Victoria changing/adapting the Order to better support mages/templars?
4. Wicked Eyes and Wicked Hearts:
How do Orlesian politics reflect who was made ruler?
Is Gaspard looking to expand into Ferelden once more? Are the elves being brutalized under his rule like they were by his chevaliers? Does he do away with the grand game like he threatened in DAI?
How does this differ if Briala has collared him? How do his supporters feel that Briala has his balls in a vice?
Do Celene and Briala stay together? Do things improve for the elves and for the culture of Orlais at large?
Do improvements for the elves mean that Solas' arguments to his elven agents are less persuasive?
If Florianne is alive what the hell is going to happen to her? How quickly does she fall on her blade after being forced to wear flat shoes for the rest of her life?
How quickly does shit fall apart if you get all three to cooperate lmao
Friendly reminder that DATV sets up that all of Orlais, except for the Winter Palace has been overrun by the Blight - and that a coup from the Venatori is inevitable, likely resulting in any ruler dying.
5. What is the line of succession in Orlais?!
Why does every noble family in Thedas have no contingency plans for if their head of government dies?!
Part of why we needed to resolve the leadership problem in DAI was because there was no clear, direct heir if Celene died!
Celene has no heir Gaspard has no heir
Florianne planned to frame Gaspard, murdering Celene herself, leaving no clear heir to the throne - Orlais was already in a civil war, the council of heralds/nobles would have all campaigned in their own interests...that was why this was so important!
Orlais shortsightedness and pride in their nation being the greatest in Thedas led to them almost falling in a single night!
6. Here Lies the Abyss:
What are the ramifications of having the Warden's exiled verses remaining in the south?
Trespasser literally states that there's a schism in the Order because some Warden's believe they should touch grass more often and not listen to some bloke up in Weisshaupt for what they do down in the south.
Perfect opportunity to have the wardens remaining in the south mean something! Greater numbers in the south means that there's a greater chance of holding against the blight - while greater numbers in the north can effect if Antiva/Tevinter end up blighted in the first attack!
How does public perception towards the Wardens/King of Ferelden change when they learn they were exiled for committing human sacrifice to demons?!
Give us a warden coup and First Warden Alistair / Blackwall, you cowards!
7. The Well of Sorrows:
What was the point of drinking Mythal's bathwater?!
It's been set up as something that changes you. Bound to Mythal forever?!
Retroactively, Solas feels like he's going mental about nothing! One of the few times he ever breaks - he begs you not to - and...for what? Nothing.
DATV does not acknowledge that in the slightest. Such a waste and disappointment of what was made out to be an impactful decision in DAI.
Imagine if the Inquisitor drinking from the well made us forced to fight against them during the fight with Solas - imagine if Solas, in a world state who hated the Inquisitor, used them as a puppet! Just like the envy demon in DAI - and no one notices until its too late. Imagine Mythal herself, wanting Solas to go through with his plan - (or one of the other evanuris) using an Inquisitor/Lavellan he loved as a puppet - imagine the horror he feels as another one of his friends is reduced to nothing more than a mindless slave of the evanuris once more. Imagine the devastation as he watches Lavellan lose all sense of self - perhaps swaying him to, maybe, not go through with his plan?! Imagine having Cole come back to help save the Inquisitor - or Solas begging Rook to save them.
8. DLC Implications:
What happens if Hakkon is not slain? What happens to Southern Ferelden and the Avaar?
How does the rest of Thedas react to the truth of what happened at Red Crossing and the Dales? How do they react to learning that Inquisitor Ameridan - First Inquisitor and leader of the Seekers - was a dalish, elven mage?
What happens if you do not save the mines in the Descent DLC? How badly is Orzammars economy crippled? There are already rumours of riots occurring within Orzammar - it this enough to push the caste system over the edge?
9. Elven Uprising and the War with the Qun:
The elven uprising that was implied to be occuring all over Thedas as a result of years of oppression, systematic abuse, and Solas’ influence? What happened to it?
Where are the agents of fen'harel?!
It was set up that Solas was planning to use this rebellion as a smokescreen for his plans - the elves, all rebelling for good reason, rallying to his cause while Solas planned to restore the world that once was. The rest of Thedas would only see an elven uprising, not knowing the true face behind it until it was too late!
The war between Tevinter and the Qun?!
Everyone conveniently forgetting that the Qun literally attempted to assassinate every noble family in Thedas? Why was there no exalted march because of this? This should have destroyed any accord between the chantry and the qun. There would absolutely be blood for this – Tevinter could have attacked the Qun and all of Southern Thedas would have applauded - no one would have differentiated between extremist qunari and the normal qun, especially not after Kirkwall.
The implication at the end of Trespasser that we could convince Solas to abandon his plans? Him saying that he welcomed giving us the chance?!
The difference that the Inquisitors friendship, love, or hatred could have in either convincing Solas to take another path or damning him to go ahaead with his plan, no matter the cost?
Have our decisions in previous games matter! How we treated the elves - if we worked to better their lives or 'put them in their place' - can be used to convince him that the world can change! Have the ripple effects of these decisions be seen when the elven gods return, blighted - does the world turn against the elves, hardening Solas, or does the world defend the elves from those who would blame them?
Why was Sandal in the Crossroads?! Where is Bodahn?!
10. Divine Victoria!
How does the world of Thedas change with Leliana, Cassandra, or Vivienne at the head of the chantry?
How does Tevinter react to having a mage divine?!
Do relations change between both nations because of this?
Leliana allowing elves, dwarves, and even qunari to join the Chantry! Leliana also allowing members of the chantry to get married if she's romanced by the warden.
What happened to the Seekers? Are they being rebuilt?
Does the chantry inform the masses, the rest of the mages, that they can CURE tranquility?!
If either Leliana or Cassandra was romanced - what are the implications that may have on the chantry?
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No wonder the writers insisted that none of the past choices would have an impact on Veilguard - they literally went scorched earth on everything we ever did.
Ferelden is blighted - any legacy of the warden is gone.
Kirkwall is destroyed - any impact Hawke had is gone.
The hard won peace/order of the Inquisition was rendered meaningless since every single place that you went to and helped is now destroyed by the blight.
Orlais' ruler will likely be assassinated by the venatori who are plotting a coup with the nobles - making whomever you chose obsolete.
AND IT WAS ALL THE WORK OF THE MAGICAL ILLUMINATI FROM ACROSS THE SEA???
#bioware critical#dragon age#datv spoilers#datv critical#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age spoilers#Never forget that bioware destroyed the last three games in a codex entry and line of dialogue#I absolutely adore Dragon Age#seeing it come to this is unbelievable#Duncan didn't die for this#rip kirkwall#rip ferelden#rip orlais#datv#what a disaster of a game#it comes across as genuinely spiteful how much the game seems to hate the fans of the previous entries#dragon age veilguard#maker take the wheel#edits to make it more clear and remove some of my rambling lol.#edit 2 to add in sandal!#edit 3 to add in more points I forgot about Divine Victoria#edit 4 to add in Varric and Isabela rip#edit 5 to make the title grammatically correct - grammer isn't my strong suit lol#veilguard critical
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Headcanoning Clover with the flattest tone of voice and that's why they fumbled every joke they made. Clover says their name is Gunhat and Flowey takes that at face value. Clover jokingly introduces themself when Martlet is asking for Red's name and Martlet specifies that she wasn't talking to them. Clover half-jokingly, half-sarcastically asks for another fall through the elevator shaft and Ceroba gets concerned that they knocked their head. Fumble after fumble after fumble
#undertale yellow#clover is secretly pretty hilarious and nobody around them seems to catch on. a true tragedy :(#three years down the line someone's gonna point out that one of the comments that Clover made was actually a joke and they're#going to have to break the news that they'd been making jokes the whole time.#char: clover
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#moana#tamatoa#nalo#matangi#vaiana#moana 2#disneyedit#disneynetwork#jemaine clement#filmedit#ok tagtime is over time to rant in the tags#i love this crab so freaking much#like those that know me know i ship maui and moana#but like that pales in comparison to how much i love tamatoa#it's gotten to the point where if i introduce him in a fic it turns into a tamatoa fic XD#and i have to reel back how much he steals the show#cause he freaking will#also i love jemaine clement i guess#i wish this easter egg scene was like three times as long#in a behind the scenes featurette you see Jemaine say even more lines#they were good#wish they had ended up being animated too#ok whatever if you got tamatoa asks just send me asks#i can rant about him all day#my gif#mine
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the way everyone has a dislike in their profile that actually says something integral about their character. lu guang doesn't like plans getting messed up, cheng xiaoshi dislikes loneliness, xia fei with owing favors, vein with lying...
and then you have liu xiao, who dislikes... cilantro. and fish mint.
(shakes fist) (putting him in a glass jar and shaking vigorously) learn to be vulnerable!! tell me something about yourself!! I guess him liking movies lines up with the theater metaphors, and there's him liking chess, but that. doesn't count methinks
#mine musings#liveblogging link click#link click#okay the metaphor thing works out a little bit in that. it's on brand#70% of what we know about liu xiao are implicitly gained from other characters#e.g. how xf and ltc relate to him. how the liu family talk about him. how he thematically juxtaposes other characters like lg and cxs#the 30% are the things we know explicitly from him e.g. he's a rich kid with a sports car. he can hear heartbeats#he wants to merge the parallel lines or whatever#the rest are inferences like. oh okay no parallel lines? he doesn't like uncertainties i guess#the way he talks about friendship with xf and ltc? he values a transactional view of relationships#(maybe because transactions imply a certain level of certainty?)#he's the current favored child of the liu family but he wasn't before#he's a “manipulator” but really that's mostly from marketing stuff and implications from canon#like. we know a lot about him but at the same time we don't#the way we just know his uncertainty -> certainty thing contrasts with lg's certainty -> uncertainty thing#we know his heartbeat hearing implies he knows everyone's level of sincerity and both xf and cxs exist as foils to that#the hunter thing with ltc. why does he believe that?#lots of “bringing the darkness” lines in three of his songs for some reason#so like. i can't say that the show hasn't told us anything. they have but in circular ways#we don't know much about him from him directly but we do. know stuff. kinda. do you get me#all i want from YE6 is veinxiao friendship being shown so i can have new dimensions on how lx views friendship#and maybe like. a hint at what his motivations are. like why is he Like That#<- again funnier if he's just Like That from the womb. even if the liu family isn't fucked up he's still Like That#but that's not this show's style so probably not#lx notes#like the INSISTENCE of writing lx as a point of comparison or through other people's perspectives and very rarely from his own#is fascinating to me
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someone go see if hozier has actually watched good omens or if he was just blessed by a particular angel to have been exposed to a particular demon. I refuse to believe any of this is coincidence.
#hell take his whiskey neat coffee black and bed at three.#read that line and tell me crowley hasnt been living on his couch for months at this point.#hozier#good omens#aziracrow#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#ineffable divorce
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just finished omori manga chapter 7 and i am DYING laughing. this shit isnt even bad anymore its just funny bad. oh my god
#im hollering reading this because oh my god#the whole thing is a mix between “oh. what were they thinking/neg” and “HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT WERE THEY THINKING/pos”#like WHAT. space pirate oc. spaceboy ex machina. completely forgetting the fundamentals of how the truth is handled in headspace. cackling#also i know its a manga but... the sweetheart battle is GOLD#shes just wiping the floor with these kids while hero's like “oh no... her power level... its too strong...” and same with omori when he-#-doesn't succumb. i CANNOT take this manga seriously jesus christ#also side note yes you're reading this correctly!! sweetheart's entire plot line is resolved in ONE (1) chapter#like. sorry what. the horrendous pacing is getting worse and worse i reckon we'll be in blackspace in like three chapters#but!!! some things i liked#PHOBIA BOSSES ARE BACK!!!! arachnophobia is here!!! even though the way they handle it is not canon compliant but that's progress#they keep the censored kissing joke too but its arguably better here because of how detailed and romantic the panel is so. points there#one of my fav jokes from the og game#and uh. oh the sprout moles are fucking adorable i loved those#omori#but yeah tldr i cannot find it in my heart to be mad at this anymore. it is just hilariously bad to me which is a major improvement compare#-to my previous opinion of it like twenty minutes ago which was that it was just Bad#anyway. i try not to complain much on this page but god i cannot ignore this shit anymore its SO BAD ITS FUNNY
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if brick-by-brick did in fact introduced the concept of puppeteers/handlers into canon, it open up a can of worms:
one. it makes me wonder if frank calling out to eddie at the end of the homewarming commercial video was really frank's puppeteer calling out to eddie's puppeteer.
two. assuming the latter is the case, does that means we have a name or nickname known for the puppeteer/handler? it is eddie, who shares the same name with eddie?
three. if eddie is eddie, is it eddie the puppet who is speaking to frank's puppeteer, or it is eddie the man speaking to his fellow coworker? is it eddie the puppet speaking to frank's puppeteer, or it is eddie the puppeteer speaking to frank frankly himself?
#welcome home#welcome home arg#welcome home puppet show#eddie dear#there's a lot of things going on with point three especially theorizing there's two worlds#the welcome home world and the 'real world' the lines blur you're becoming the puppet you're becoming the puppeteer
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Yeah I think I'll just make a separate blog for this stuff now... but in the meantime!
Look! It's a kid! They're having fun! They have their tongue out! They're winking! They're being silly!
Surely nothing bad would happen to them, right?
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You wouldn't hurt them, would you?
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Would you?
Would you hurt them?
Are you sure you wouldn't?
W O U L D Y O U ?
W H Y ' D . . . Y O U . . . D O . . . I T . . . ?
Anyways! Credit to @howlonomy once again! I hope you enjoyed... whatever the fuck this is!
#undertale yellow#uty#undertale yellow clover#uty clover#pixel art#ok look. this was the only way i could justify (heh) showing these at the same time#i think i pulled it off well with the unsettling feeling#oh right. design elements for the clovers#fun fact. they take from their moms from the original au in both versions of their pose#the ceroba stuff is incredibly obvious#yes they have their arm in front of them like their genocide variant#but its more of like a chest bump meaning/vibe here#instead of the 'i want to [freak]ing kill you' vibe of the other#because this is just a friendly spar! theyre not here to kill you!#and martlets is really only the right arm#specifically HER right arm in her snowdin fights#i plan on having their geno right arm move just like hers :]#the is a subconscious thing from them btw. having three people contribute to your new body/dna does that to ya#the only thing from star in battle animations is when they take out their gun#they do a little gun spin before pointing it at you#that or just take it out when they... well saying that would be a bit of a spoiler#i have so many plans for animations#and as for corrupted clover...#if you look closely. they have an evil grin!#because you know how flowey is with his psychological torture#the random lines are vines because flowey tries/tried to control them#and the droopy stuff is... well...#lets just say... these siblings are alike in more ways than either of them know =)#we love giving kids deep and long lasting trauma that even therapy cant help <3#oh. and the eye being stationary and the soul are just cuz i thought itd be cool :]
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George would have been such a menace if he'd been able to text... texting Tom Petty at 3 am to tell him he's beautiful and leaving Paul on read for days straight
#he'd come RIGHT up to the line of ghosting Paul and then send him a 'k' text in the middle of the night#actually I do wonder what methods they used to keep in touch in the 90s and what paul and ringo use now#I know tom petty send george a fax (???) after that guy broke in and stabbed him#because apparently people used faxes for non-business communication at one point#or at least tom petty did#and ringo has only ever sent three emails and barbara typed two of them#or so he claims lol#I suspect it's mostly phone calls though#I went through my 90 year old grandma's voicemail after she died and she got 42 voicemails in one week#that's just what the old folks are using these days#the beatles#george harrison#paul mccartney#shitpost#op
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^ stick, and without the stick v
#honkai star rail#the henry stickmin collection#thsc#to quote my partner: “ok since we’re entertaining the brain worms. the henrail starmin collection”#okay tag time#dan heng#march 7th#stelle#caelus#and the…now non sticks#henry stickmin#ellie rose#charles calvin#before anyone asks. yeah the de-sticked designs are literally just them but if they were part of HSR/the honkaiverse in general#meaning overly complicated (sometimes pretty and nonsensical) designs that make drawing them hell :D#ellie's hair having ely vibes wasnt by accident btw i thought it would be funny#i am never lining in this style w/o a sketch ever agaib. (the style for the non sticks#this was originally gonna feature toppat eden but ummmmmmmmmmmmmm i got carried awayyyy haha..#toppat fcs soon. along with full versions of the tt version of the three here soon.#or at some point because unfortunately i just dont have much time as i did before... :(#started to add IDs to my new stuff if the descriptors seem awkward its bc i havent had to do this in years so. i will Try My Best though#(unfortunately i have incredible difficulty w/ clothing names.)
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Alex Rider S3 timeline
Season 1 Timeline | Misc Timeline Notes
Some facts:
For time of year we know s3 takes place in the winter, based on dialogue from Blunt and Smithers
The trees in the background during establishing shots are just as unreliable as in s2 but during actor shots they're a mix of green and barren (most notably the cherry tree in front of the Rider house), implying late winter, probably February.
I don't know anything about the British school system, but Tom mentions having taken his GCSEs in ep1 so they're presumably on holiday from whatever comes after that (sixth form? A levels? it's Maltese to me).
Now we look at the elephant in the room. John Rider:
There are two different timestamps on the recording of the bridge exchange. 06/01/2005 and 2005-05-21. Not sure what the discrepancy means but since the latter has to be May we can assume that the former is formatted for June (as opposed to January). Also, Alex wasn't born yet in January 2005.
Alex's birthday is 13 Feb, 2005 (according to a prop from s2ep8)
Julia says that Alex was six months old, but based on the time stamp he was closer to three months old (easy mistake)
John and Helen Rider's gravestone puts their deaths in 2006 and Julia says it took her six months to track them down after the bridge exchange, so that checks out
Now in the present Mrs Jones says that it's been 17 years since Scorpia was destroyed, which would make s3 take place in early 2023
Alex is about to or just turned 17 years old
And therefore he was 15 in s1 and s2
S3 takes place over the course of nine days, which I think we can all agree is absolutely ridiculous, but that's how it works out.
Day 1: Boat ride; find Julia Rothman's house; Kyra's soup accident
Day 2: Identify and research Julia; Museum art showing
Day 3: Scorpia sends threat to Kellner; Tom and Alex go to Julia's villa; Pritchard gets blown up; Alex sneaks into Consanto and it blows up too; Alex goes to Malagosto
Day 4: Scorpia kills the footballers; Tom and Kyra get arrested; Julia tells Alex about his dad getting killed on the bridge; and Yassen! Is here!
Day 5: The assault course and the water bottle; shooting challenge; getting beat up by the other trainees; Pritchard's funeral; Tom and Kyra trace the call to Malagosto and Nile tries to send them home; the incursion assessment
Day 6: Shinai (Bokken) 5 on 1; Department calls Scorpia back and Scorpia gives them three days; Kyra and Tom find Malagosto; Smithers and Crawley find Julia's litter; Syl graduates; Jack gets a delivery from Tom; Max Grendel gets Yassassinated
Day 7: Everyone gets back to London; Blunt asks the CIA for help; Alex and Yassen surveil Jones' flat; Jack, Kyra, and Tom go to the Department; Navy Seals raid Malagosto; Alex doesn't kill Jones and gets sent back to the Department
Day 8: Nile sets up in the big church; Crawley takes Alex home; Blunt and Julia do storytime for Alex and Yassen
Day 9: Alex goes back into the Department; MI5 try to take Alex; Alex calls Julia for a pickup; a bunch of people in Bath don't die; Blunt retires; Alex comes in and gets John's medals; Nile gets Yassassinated
#Alex Rider TV#Alex Rider Timeline#Alex Rider#Yassen Gregorovich#Kyra Vashenko-Chao#Tom Harris#Julia Rothman#I'll do anything for timelines except figure out how the British school system works#The damn cherry tree in front of the Rider house is in full bloom in all the establishing shots#I want to fistfight the editor(s) about it#According to Ash in Snakehead Helen was already 3mo pregnant with Alex when John joined Scorpia#And he wasn't born yet when John got out#Which means John was only in Scorpia for a maximum of 6mo#The show's decision to have John in for three years was interesting#I'm still not sure how he managed to impregnate his wife if Jones was their only point of contact#Guess there's conjugal visits in deep cover#Ironically in Ash's version John and Helen were still living together so she COULD have gotten pregnant while he was undercover#I'm inclined to ignore Jones' line about being their only point of contact and assume they were living together#Jones could've just meant she was running cover for them#Only 2 Yassassinations this season
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༄ Junpei’s Phone Number
Yuji had just met Junpei and was already asking for his phone number so that Junpei could take him out to the movies the next time he went. He really just sat there and asked him to take him out on a movie date (platonic or romantic it doesn't matter to me). And their reaction when Junpei’s mom finds them doesn't help the atmosphere of the situation much either, lol.



I honestly believe that if Yuji wanted to ask for the number of his old classmate from middle school, he would have done so either from her or Nobara.

༄ (This isn’t meant to sound harsh, it’s just an observation. pls check the *tags* to see what I mean.)
#saturnscherie༄✿༄#itajun#itafushi#itfs#yuji x megumi#fushiita#jjk yuji#jjk megumi#jjk junpei#yuji itadori#megumi fushiguro#junpei yoshino#jjk spoilers#myrandomthoughts༄✿༄#I just feel sad for her as a fellow girly.#I understand her so much b/c unrequited love isn't something you can get over that easily. But gege it’s been months now. Let her move on.#Like at this point why emphasize twice that Yuji didn’t ask for her number.#All I can get from him not asking for her number was that his type didn’t matter at all to him.#Knowing Yuji’s type only showed us that he’s a good guy and values the small meaningful qualities in people.#But why bring up his type multiple times and give him a love interest that embodies that type? Was it just supposed to be a shonen joke/gag#anywaysss what I think is that his type is completely different than what was stated.#I have a feeling he has a thing for people with dark hair#gege saying his fascination with Jennifer Lawrence came from him watching Sliver Linings#The same movie Jennifer had dark hair?!?!#In the manga the picture he hangs in his room has a lady with dark hair?!?!#Might I add in the dark hair guy Yuji says is ‘looking good’ twice in the span of three days since knowing him?!?!#And to top it all off Junpei Jennifer (in Silver Linings) and Megumi are moody and struggling mentally#It’s safe to say Yuji might have an ‘I can fix them’ mentality for dark-haired people.#imo I guess his favorite cookie flavor had way more to it than I thought…
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so..... the King in Yellow (allegedly) chucked John back into the Dark World, right? he tried to bring John back into himself, and it didn't work, but I think it's reasonable to assume that something would have been absorbed/shared from John to the KiY. the point is repeatedly made that John is a separate entity from the KiY, and yet he is not; both things are equally true. Kayne promised to return John to Arthur; he was lying, and yet he wasn't.
so Kayne yoinks the KiY out of the Dreamlands and into Arthur's body, as Yellow, with little to no memory of what he is. and we're meant to wonder how much of what Yellow says is sincere, when he asks Arthur what it is that made him like John’s company - how much is genuine curiosity vs. manipulation. later, at the end of Season 4, Yellow demands to know from John this time: what it is that makes John different, what Arthur sees in John, what makes Arthur care… and it's a desperate and jealous question. the narrative suggests that there was sincerity and potential present in Yellow, only it was stifled because of the friction between him and Arthur, because Arthur understandably but tragically couldn't see past his own troubles in time to recognize that potential in Yellow.
and if we assume sincerity: Yellow got there fast. faster than John did. why? Arthur wasn't making a great impression. but John had been reunited with the King in Yellow. all of John’s feelings, his devotion, the weight of the fact that Arthur would rather slit his own throat than be the reason why John surrendered himself… all of that became part of the King in Yellow as a whole, and then the King tore it back out of himself.
but clearly something remained, even though Yellow could no longer remember why. enough that Yellow sought after Arthur's attention and seethed when he couldn't get it, not in the same way that John could. enough that Yellow lashed out and raged at the feeling of rejection and betrayal, because that depth of anger only comes from caring. because he had felt Arthur's love and care, and ripped out a vital piece of himself rather than keep feeling it, and yet when stranded without memory, some part of Yellow instantly and instinctively yearned for Arthur's love nonetheless…. and found it abruptly beyond reach.
because Yellow isn't John, and yet he is, and it has only ever been the King in Yellow, in the end.

#*posts#three points where two lines meet. or something#malevolent#malevolent podcast#f: malevolent#r: you call it madness
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something that is like the baseline of amys entire character to me is that shes lonely. shes clingy and physically affectionate in a way none of her friends really are, shes always getting pushed aside and left behind. yeah, she helps out people she doesnt know because shes a nice person, but also, she sees part of herself in them. she wont leave someone else behind because she knows the feeling —and more importantly, hates the feeling. if she doesnt have somebody to stand by her and be there for her, then shes going to be that person for everybody else. something something her obsession with sonic is really just like a manifestation of that desire for closeness with someone, and she thinks that romance is the only way to get that. idk... this hedgehog can have so many abandonment issues.
#me posts#amy rose#sth#sonic the hedgehog#and this is not to say at all that romance is the only way to have 'real' love or anything#just that yknow part of her breaking free of that would also be realizing that she just wants closeness with someone and it doesnt-#-have to be romantic#aroace amy could fit this i suppose and she just doesnt know it yknow. thats not my hc but i support their beliefs if that makes sense#she wants to be loved and she wants to love and she doesnt really get a big outlet for that so she shares it with everyone she sees#also i didnt wanna jam up the post but GAMMA!! this is partially abt gamma she helps him find out how to love and how to find joy in it-#-bc its what she wants for herself. she sees him and sees how completely alone he is and she wants to help him. idk idk something something#-when she was locked in the cell she saw part of herself staring back at her#gamma parallels to amy is SLEPT ON i stg i could make a whole other post about it#idk.. whenever im writing amy or just thinking abt how shed interact with others its always from the lens that she craves closeness with-#-others. she wants people to just stay for once.#does this make any sense. idk man im rambling here#my worst nightmare is characterizing her wrong its such a fine line and sometimes the words do not come out of my brain right#btw this is NOT me dissing amy i love amy. she is like top three favorite character.#important context: im typing this with amy firefox theme rn ok. ok im an amy fan.#she points at the minimize button like shes telling me to log off#jesus christ i just scrolled back up i love to put a whole other post in the notes dont i
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Pet store clerk gives Charles a bag of free treats for his ""dog"" all while Charles can feel Erik Looming in the BG
the real mortifying day is after months of getting small bags of dog treats one day the bag of dog treats has like. perfectly normal human candies/pastries or something inside
Of Course charles is confused and impulsively asks what it is/how it's different from the usual only for the clerk to reply theyre Whatever Erik's Favorite Treat Is and its that day forward erik is adamant they just do their shopping online
#snap chats#clerk fully provides this information straight faced. by the way. and still pointing out those are for “”“”“The Dog”“”“”“”“#inviting all of you to assume the three of them became Vaguely Acquainted while charles and erik were fran shopping#like you know how you just happen to do small talk while at the store. at least five months of accidental small talk has led to this moment#'oh yeah i know these are his favorite- [Insert Food Here] right' and charles doesnt have to turn around or probe eriks mind#to know he's itching to leave the store but he cant just do that lest he validate this clerks suspicions#charles absolutely wants to try to laugh it off and tell the clerk he cant give these to his dog but the clerk Just Stares#they dont gotta say anything else ... charles dont gotta read their mind ... he wont argue he'll just swallow his shame and take the goods#anyways ... if anyone needs me ... im gonna succumd to the 3PM nap#i almost made it to 4 but alas ... i am sleepy ... then im gonna work SO im done answering asks for the evening#maybe ill answer some more tonight but i really have to focus. after my nap BYYYYEEEE#im gonna giggle about this new scenario tho ... Cherik Pet Shenanigans Somehow Getting Goofier Than Previously Thought#will have to do more thinkings of that down the line .... for now nap time 😴 cause i repeat i am five years old 😴
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