#thp

[idontkniwanythgin]

Reading anything about Arctic explorers you're just sitting there like

[bunniesandbeheadings]

If I had met napoleon irl he would’ve started asking me questions like “how many children do you have?”

because that’s what he asked all women

but I would gain power in the conversation by just staring blankly at him and asking who he was

And he’d point out, laughingly I’m sure at first, he was Napoleon Bonaparte

And I’d say, who?

And he’d say, the emperor? Of the French?

And I’d say emperor of what??

And id keep just pretending I never heard of napoleon

or of austerlitz

or of France

and I’d watch him implode

[sound-effects-daily]

A melodic flurry of piano notes. This sound is from the Touhou Project games, where it is used to signal the pause menu.

Today's sound effect is not free use.

[jaegerisim]

The Heartbreak Prince

1/? | 5.3K | Rated E | Vampire!Eren x Princess!Mikasa

Eren Yeager, the second prince of Paradis, asks for the Hizurian Princess's hand in marriage. What will happen when she realizes what secrets lurk inside his castle walls? Or: When she reached the sequoia tree, she noticed a figure wearing dark robes crouched down in front of the campanula flowers, as she got closer she realized it was the prince of Paradis. She walked up to him and gathered her courage to speak up, “I don’t mean to disappoint, but campanulas are-” “Scentless,” he looked up to her, “I know.” Mikasa awkwardly blinked and nodded, “Right, th-they do come from your country, after all…” The man nodded and they both fell into silence. Surprisingly, it wasn’t an awkward silence, it felt rather comfortable. She sat down next to him, her back lying against the trunk of the tall, knobbly tree. Prince Jaeger remained unmoving under the tree's shade, and looked at her from the corner of his eyes, seemingly studying her. “I like coming here…” Mikasa confessed, “I find this place comforting, in a way.” The man arched an eyebrow, “Is that so?” Mikasa smiled softly and gave her head a small dip.

[variksel]

trudykelsie nation have we decided on a ship name yet. we desperately need one......

do we go the oakworthy route with something like troutgrammar? or the glennry way, trulsie? keldy? i saw someone offer up apple pie which is perfect but absolutely impossible to tag..

grammarpie? the word alphabet could be in there somewhere?

also unrelated but i do kinda miss when we used to call all the seasons by car names (dndads odyssey, dndads pussy wagon) coule we get a dndads cardussy tag going or somethihwjrbdndnsn*succumbs to the carbon minoxide plaguing my apartment*

[imagineyourhistoricalfigure]

imagine your favourite historical figure's reaction to entering your room (the first thing they notice is the portrait of them you have in there)

[yeahiwasintheshit]

Lol the fuck you think I do? I’m not one of these lazy assholes on here sittin aroun doin nothin but jerkin off... oh wait i do that and have a job Lolol I’ve been gainfully self-employed for over 20 years straight. Comin close to 25 years now. Been working since I was 13 mothafucka! Lolol... ugh I can’t wait to die lol

[skysearring]

The Hunting Party turns 10 yrs old today! (I'm prob late to this)

Personally this album is one of my top favs, but what's your fav song(s) from this album?

Mines are Rebellion, Wastelands, Mark The Graves and A Line In The Sand

[yotenotes]

this trend is so them

[lookatyou-strawberrybun]

That one bit in The Good Place where Chidi says hes in hell because of almond milk never fails to absolutely crack me up

[hoverthroughhato]

Some Murder Drones OC! BRO I'VE KNOWN MURDER DRONES FOR YEARS AND I STILL HAVE 4 CHARACTERS(not sharing the other one here lel)

Anyways🥰🥰🥰 Meet Hato and Minter! The silly billies and their daughter Mato! They actually has more kids, but Imma design them

[bunniesandbeheadings]

This kid: I’m sorry for breaking your vase I’ll do anything

Napoleon:

(From Hironori Iwata’s Napoleon and the Prince)

[goodpodcastvibes]

Ever wanted a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure but as a podcast? Check out The Heart Pyre!

“The Heart Pyre is an interactive dark epic fantasy audio drama. After each episode, listeners can vote for how the story should continue. It follows 16-year-old Rena as she finds herself the sole survivor of a mysterious fire that destroyed her home town. She knows the fire wasn’t an accident, even if the authorities try to tell her otherwise. With the help of a group of companions she finds along the way, Rena tries to uncover the truth about what happened to her family and her hometown, and according to one of her companions, Oceansthrow isn’t the first town destroyed by a mysterious fire that the Royal Council is trying to cover up.”

Fans of TTRPGs and Choose-Your-Own-Adventure style stories will enjoy the interactive nature of this podcast, while those who loved the underlying hope of The Lord of the Rings series will find a similar theme in this show.

The first season is already released and ready to binge while season two will start releasing later 2023. If you want just a taste of this story, you can check out their trailer here.

You can learn more about The Heart Pyre by checking them out on their website or following them on Tumblr, Twitter, and Instagram, all found at @theheartpyre

[thehoneypop]

lovejoy needs to be studied fr because what even was that music video?? /lh

[elliemyrah]

Since my laptop is dead after 7 years hears some wips, design work, or trashed stuff I did on it that i didn't think needed to be posted

Sometimes I just come up with random shit then get into it and then never wanna post it cause I just don't know what to say about it. I think I was just practicing colors

Trashed design works

Holy crap there are so many, and they were done but they took too long to make so I by the time I finished or was almost done I had brand new notes and ideas so back to the drawing board

Myra / Mikayla , Mikayla looked great but Myra was hitting me with the feeling of a complete design. The one I have now feels complete and memorable to me and I'm so glad I didnt just force myself to finish this

Ellie, I wanted to make other versions of my avatar but lately drawing and especially coloring myself upsets me so I just had to stop til I deal with my dysphoria.

Ellie pokemon trainer is both the first two issues

Luma's outdoor dress is hideous, what was I thinking!!

Ambipom evolution Dextreepom work, still in progress but man it's been difficult to work on. I wanna make this evolution look like something from the games but every time I think I got it I make more notes and they get scrapped. I have a design at the moment in my sketchbooks that I love very much and I think with a tiny bit more tweaking it'll be perfect!

Just a Fluorite character sheet wip

Bye bye Laptop, wish I gave u a name.

[imagineyourhistoricalfigure]

Imagine your favourite historical figure booping one person repeatedly for hours on end