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Ted Lasso 3x2 | Christmas In Notting Hill
#thought this was hilarious#hallmark vs ted lasso#ted lasso#christmas in notting hill#movie#movies#filmedit#filmedits#William Moseley#Sarah Ramos#jason sudeikis#brett goldstein#roy kent#gif#gifs#gifset
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Can’t believe Sid wouldn’t let Geno make him breakfast, smh
Absolute menace
#penguins hockey#sidney crosby#evgeni malkin#ice hockey#pittsburgh penguins#nhl fanart#nhl art#chad ruhwedel#geno malkin#geno#sid the kid#pittsburgh#omelet boys#thought this was hilarious#tiny penguinos
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@mywaywardcupcake
How to insult everyone in a traffic jam
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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thinking about the expert masseuse Alfred hired for the family that is paid a small fortune annually to provide massage services and ignore so, so many things. No questions, no remarks, just quality service and an ironclad NDA that, if broken, would probably topple said masseuse’s entire family line.
Things Alfred is paying them to ignore, in no specific order:
Bruce’s spinal hardware courtesy of Bane :)
weird amounts of muscle on everyone, even the kids (despite them allegedly not working physical jobs)
scars
FRESH scars
the fact that every joint in Bruce’s body clicks when moved/manipulated at the tender age of 42
Olympic athlete level physiques
rotator cuff injuries across the whole family
scars that are definitely from bullets and/or acid splashes
old signs of what looks like torture (Bruce)
Dick’s entire left arm is basically screws and plates (he “fell really bad” once)
every single family member takes deep tissue massage with max pressure with 0 complaints
calluses
no really, the weirdest fucking calluses
#thoughts#I got a massage today and played my favorite game#where the masseuse touches my back for the first time#add to this?#recoils slightly#and asks me immediately what I do for work lmao#bruce wayne#batman#dc#batfamily#dick Grayson#robin#nightwing#red hood#Jason todd#Damian wayne#Fic ideas#actually this would be a hilarious outsider pov
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"just as I did, in 1983."
you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable
#my art#interview with the vampire#iwtv amc#iwtv#armand iwtv#daniel molloy#armand#armandaniel#devils minion#drew this before the finale but idk maybe this is during the unspecified amount of time between armands divorce and daniels press tour#the titian painting doesnt fit at ALL with the timeline btw#i THOUGHT it did bc i assumed 1508 was when armand was turned into a vampire BUT upon reflection thats more likely the year he was born#and even then the painting was made in like 1510 so fuck me i guess. also im foggy on when armand was taken to rome#idk man i havent read the books and i failed art history on two separate occasions i cannot endeavor for accuracy#anyway as much as i love 70s/80s devils minion i have equal love for old man daniel#his cynicism has been tempered by time... refined like a diamond... he dont gaf and bullies his loser vampire and its hilarious#like ''sure yeah fine all these old italian renaissance guys saw ur ethereal otherworldly beauty but literally anybody can see that''#''IM the only mf who gets to experience the incandescent joy of seeing you be a messy idiot''#sidenote trying to make armand look unflattering is impossible u can blame the show for casting the worlds most beautiful man
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Learning French currently (if you even care) and I speak French to my dogs and was wondering if there was a French way to sweet talk them. Found out that French people will call their dogs “chienchien” which literally translated is “dog dog”
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# well I think it's safe to say it's mutual
PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS EP 1.05
bonus EPISODE 1.08
#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo tv show#pjo spoilers#pjo#percy jackson#percyjacksonedit#annabeth chase#annabethchaseedit#grover underwood#groverunderwoodedit#pjosource#pjoedit#*mine#*my gifs: pjo#i thought this was hilarious ghfjdkh#tuserhidden#tusersilence#here we go now it's complete <3
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"Ooh baby, talk dirty to me"
Me: "..... want me to break your back like a glowstick?"
#shitpost#is this flirting#look man#my autistic ass#thought this was hilarious#also#i kinda really want glowsticks now#ever been to a rave?#i haven't#theyre loud and the lights are bright and people are sweaty#someone create an autism rave please#id like to dance#but like#without being so close to people and getting overstimulated
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genuinely this is the funniest joke in the series so far to me
#granted im only 3 eps in. but ive seen no one post this one even tho i thought it was hilarious in a really dumb way#i literally went out of my way to pull up the subbed version just to get the captions to screenshot thats how funny it was. to me.#scott pilgrim
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yeah twink shen yuan this hunky binghe that, in all honesty the image of some scruffy awkwardly tall lanky mid 20's nerd with a half shaven tired face standing next to a seemingly perfect almost androgynous gorgeous beauty of a man is 5x more hilarious, bc imagine witnessing an absolute supermodel influencer (who's known to be a ladykiller) crying and clinging to some guy who looks like he's on the verge of having a midlife crisis at only 24 tiredly patting said supermodel's head and in a deep dead pan voice saying, "no dumpling, you can't murder that girl just because she said my xianxia themed legos were stupid." like you can't tell me that the stark contrast and impact would be nearly the same if it were your typical twink sy and hunk binghe.
#pleaseplease tell me you guys see my vision PLEASE#i feel like binghe should still be somewhat taller but still#like yes twink shen yuan sure but tell me this version wouldnt be more funnier#also the thought of gorgeous binghe being like ''man what a loser. hes older and hes not nearly as successful as me rn''#to being absolutely obsessed with him is also hilarious#svsss#mxtx svsss#luo binghe#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#bingyuan#bingqiu#scum villain
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Fallout 3 was well a flawed game but the tunnel snakes are such an essential part of the fallout world to me. Whenever i play enother fallout I'm like where's the tunnel snakes
#theyre so fucking stupid but when i was like 13 i thought they were fucking hilarious#fallout 3 redeemed by letting you have a whiny greaser follow you around
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Run! Run little bird! The vacuum is coming for you!
#seal#seals#animals#sea life#pinnipeds#Thank you for sharing Bill#It's a pretty peaceful photo#the thought of vacuum noises is a little too hilarious though#...I should probably go to bed
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Truly something how comforting the LOTR movies continue to be after 20 years and eighty million watches.
#hilary for ts#lotr#have thought about (another) rewatch for a while#it is a snowy slow stay at home sunday#i put on fotr ee and was immediately like ah. yes. this is what i want.#bless
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#he's actually a comedian
HUGH JACKMAN as LOGAN HOWLETT // WOLVERINE
#logan howlett#wolverine#hugh jackman#xmenedit#marveledit#x men#not sorry to say he's absolutely as hilarious as he thinks he is#and dropping the 'peaceful thoughts' line during THAT scene has got to be the wildest thing about these movies idc idc#days of future past logan you'll always be the one for me#took advantage of a week long feverish haze to rewatch most of these which has got to be the best way of experiencing the fox mcu lmao#honestly didn't realize how much i missed him or seeing the entire team in action with their powers :'))#marvel#movieedit#dianagifs
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once long ago i had a dream where people kept pissing me off but every time i got angry they would smooch me on the forehead and it was so sweet and unexpected i just immediately forgot how was i even angry i decided to project it into Zoro and Sanji
#weeks later i was still thinking about that dream#and wishing people would smooch my forehead#one piece#one piece zoro#one piece sanji#roronoa zoro#zoro#sanji#zosan#zoro x sanji#op fanart#art#one piece fanart#digital art#the best part is that i know exacly where that dream's thought came from and its actually hilarious#bc its from a tf2 animation that had just released and i watched at that time#and that dream is the reason why i never forgot about it
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