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livelovecaliforniadreams · 1 year ago

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Ted Lasso 3x2 | Christmas In Notting Hill

#thought this was hilarious #hallmark vs ted lasso #ted lasso #christmas in notting hill #movie #movies #filmedit #filmedits #William Moseley #Sarah Ramos #jason sudeikis #brett goldstein #roy kent #gif #gifs #gifset

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dramatic-dolphin · 1 month ago

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i actually think it's rly cool for people getting an abortion to joke about the abortion, and it's not tasteless or bad. btw. they are allowed to joke about it. and it's funny.

#saw a facebook post that i thought was HILARIOUS but most of the comments didn't agree

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cafeyote · 4 months ago

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me and gang at the haunted house

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samael-n · 1 year ago

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@mywaywardcupcake

How to insult everyone in a traffic jam

#Hope u don’t mind the tag #thought this was hilarious #ygo #seto kaiba

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butchfalin · 2 years ago

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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bixlasagna · 3 months ago

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#thought this was hilarious #distractible

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frownyalfred · 10 months ago

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thinking about the expert masseuse Alfred hired for the family that is paid a small fortune annually to provide massage services and ignore so, so many things. No questions, no remarks, just quality service and an ironclad NDA that, if broken, would probably topple said masseuse’s entire family line.

Things Alfred is paying them to ignore, in no specific order:

Bruce’s spinal hardware courtesy of Bane :)

weird amounts of muscle on everyone, even the kids (despite them allegedly not working physical jobs)

scars

FRESH scars

the fact that every joint in Bruce’s body clicks when moved/manipulated at the tender age of 42

Olympic athlete level physiques

rotator cuff injuries across the whole family

scars that are definitely from bullets and/or acid splashes

old signs of what looks like torture (Bruce)

Dick’s entire left arm is basically screws and plates (he “fell really bad” once)

every single family member takes deep tissue massage with max pressure with 0 complaints

calluses

no really, the weirdest fucking calluses

#thoughts #I got a massage today and played my favorite game #where the masseuse touches my back for the first time #add to this?#recoils slightly #and asks me immediately what I do for work lmao #bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily #dick Grayson #robin #nightwing #red hood #Jason todd #Damian wayne #Fic ideas #actually this would be a hilarious outsider pov

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cryptocism · 11 months ago

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"just as I did, in 1983."

you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable

#my art #interview with the vampire #iwtv amc #iwtv #armand iwtv #daniel molloy #armand #armandaniel #devils minion #drew this before the finale but idk maybe this is during the unspecified amount of time between armands divorce and daniels press tour #the titian painting doesnt fit at ALL with the timeline btw #i THOUGHT it did bc i assumed 1508 was when armand was turned into a vampire BUT upon reflection thats more likely the year he was born #and even then the painting was made in like 1510 so fuck me i guess. also im foggy on when armand was taken to rome #idk man i havent read the books and i failed art history on two separate occasions i cannot endeavor for accuracy #anyway as much as i love 70s/80s devils minion i have equal love for old man daniel #his cynicism has been tempered by time... refined like a diamond... he dont gaf and bullies his loser vampire and its hilarious #like ''sure yeah fine all these old italian renaissance guys saw ur ethereal otherworldly beauty but literally anybody can see that''#''IM the only mf who gets to experience the incandescent joy of seeing you be a messy idiot''#sidenote trying to make armand look unflattering is impossible u can blame the show for casting the worlds most beautiful man

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egophiliac · 1 month ago

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get 'em before they melt!

(the flavors are 99% vibes + first thought only thought, don't take them too seriously)

#art #twisted wonderland #the only flavor that took longer than thirty seconds was idia #purely because first thought there was mt dew midnight baja blast #should've just run with it tbh. dang.#(some of the transliterations were hard to double-check so please forgive any errors 🙇)#(unfortunately i had already committed when i found out the spanish tuna is トゥナ and not ツナ) (my joke...ruined...)#man. you ever spend a super long time doing 20+ character pops and then be like #wait why did i do this #story of my life right there ( ᐛ )#sorry for not being around much it's been a Time #just a lot of ups and downs and not really being in the right headspace for Jokes #eternity float better be hilarious is all i'm saying (it already is based on the cards so i think we're good)

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illuminatisalami · 11 months ago

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Learning French currently (if you even care) and I speak French to my dogs and was wondering if there was a French way to sweet talk them. Found out that French people will call their dogs “chienchien” which literally translated is “dog dog”

#funny #thought this was hilarious

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screwpinecaprice · 2 months ago

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They had a bathtub that can fit both of them this time.

Couldn't sleep so scribbled something until I felt drowsy again.

#I was thinking of that time a friend rented this place to stay for her college thing (ugh I can't remember what it's called). And the #bathroom was bigger than the bedroom. I thought that was pretty hilarious. But that's probably because it wasn't me in that position.#connverse #Steven Quartz Universe #Connie Maheswaran #Steven Universe #my shiz #skedoobles #Cozy bubble bath yippie #SU fanart #SU

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nyttvera · 1 year ago

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# well I think it's safe to say it's mutual

PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS EP 1.05

bonus EPISODE 1.08

#percy jackon and the olympians #pjo tv show #pjo spoilers #pjo #percy jackson #percyjacksonedit #annabeth chase #annabethchaseedit #grover underwood #groverunderwoodedit #pjosource #pjoedit #*mine #*my gifs: pjo #i thought this was hilarious ghfjdkh #tuserhidden #tusersilence #here we go now it's complete <3

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assassinated-sunrise · 1 year ago

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"Ooh baby, talk dirty to me"

Me: "..... want me to break your back like a glowstick?"

#shitpost #is this flirting #look man #my autistic ass #thought this was hilarious #also #i kinda really want glowsticks now #ever been to a rave?#i haven't #theyre loud and the lights are bright and people are sweaty #someone create an autism rave please #id like to dance #but like #without being so close to people and getting overstimulated

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slushyseals · 7 months ago

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Run! Run little bird! The vacuum is coming for you!

#seal #seals #animals #sea life #pinnipeds #Thank you for sharing Bill #It's a pretty peaceful photo #the thought of vacuum noises is a little too hilarious though #...I should probably go to bed

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siriusly-dc · 1 month ago

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You know what I find so funny. Is that yall are acting as if Bruce is going to have any reaction other than PROUD to Damian’s announcement that he wants to quit.

Like dude will literally be like:

Bruce: FIANALLY this day has come *scooping up Dami* my wonderful darling boy are you sure I hope you are. My one true wish

Damian: 👀 this is not how I thought this would go

Rest of the Batfam: 👀👀

Bruce has being trying to stop the feral children he keeps finding from flinging themselves off rooftops from DAY 1 and acting like he’d be anything but happy from Damian deciding to become A DOCTOR of all things is jail worthy

He’d be worse than an Asian (brown) parent hearing their kid got into Oxford for medicine.

Bruce: here have ice cream, have all the cookies. Do you want more? Do you want a zoo? A house? A car? A forest? Island?

Rest of the Batkids: we are unloved now

Jason: lol dickie’s no longer the favourite

Dick: lol Jason is no longer the favourite

Them: 👀👀👀

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liquidstar · 1 year ago

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genuinely this is the funniest joke in the series so far to me

#granted im only 3 eps in. but ive seen no one post this one even tho i thought it was hilarious in a really dumb way #i literally went out of my way to pull up the subbed version just to get the captions to screenshot thats how funny it was. to me.#scott pilgrim

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