#thomas.

[touchd0wn-boy]

BLINK-182 - THE ROCK SHOW Los Angeles, California | July 6, 2024

[necrxphxbia]

[text: Corpse] Hey! This is Thomas, your house president. Or, I suppose, as of now, ex-president. I'm sorry I didn't get a chance to get to know you all that well, but I wish you the best of luck in your time here! If you ever need any help, don't hesitate to reach out - I may be a stranger, but I promise I'm a friendly one! There's a care package on your doorstep. Good tidings and warm feelings, Thomas Sanders ☺️☀️

[ text; xxx-xxx-xxxx ]

how did you get my number

[ text; tommy bahama ]

did egoraptor give it to u

[choicescreen]

@natophonetic

his jaw clenches, clenches, clenches. " s'it wrong to state an obvious fact, these days? i must've missed that announcement. "

[rejectory]

“you’re an awful liar.”

she gets like this, like a dog with a bone and won’t stop laying into him until she gets at where the blood’s dripping. well, why not inspect your own mouth, @medicbled.

he’s this close. what didja jus’ call me? closer, even, for a wonderful, alive flash. ain’t that the day when he’s finally become his own piece of shit father.

ain’t that the day.

like clockwork, she waits for the one when he’s had two too many beers and a pressing want on the brain. she wants him to lie proper, heard that right.

“nice fella,” him. that. whatever that lightweight plaid thing she’s been circling is.

tom’s swig’s squeaky clean. he knows she knows: plenty of nice fellas, diego always said, turn out to be not so nice.

[slugtrait]

welcome to the 100 baby challenge with simone saylor !! we started off the first round quick and strong with thomas watson, a married man with a wandering eye, apparently !! it didn’t take much for simone to get him back to her apartment.

i’m not taking this challenge too seriously as far as screenshots go, so a lot of the editing may look funny because i’m really just playing around and trying to find a style, i guess. so, i hope you all enjoy the chaos this playthrough is sure to bring !!

[tmarshconnors]

How the apostles died

1. Matthew. Suffered martyrdom in Ethiopia, Killed by a sword wound.

2. Mark. Died in Alexandria, Egypt , after being dragged by Horses through the streets until he was dead.

3. Luke. Was hanged in Greece as a result of his tremendous Preaching to the lost.

4. John. Faced martyrdom when he was boiled in huge Basin of boiling oil during a wave of persecution In Rome. However, he was miraculously delivered From death.

John was then sentenced to the mines on the prison Island of Patmos. He wrote his prophetic Book of Revelation on Patmos . The apostle John was later freed and returned to serve As Bishop of Edessa in modern Turkey . He died as an old man, the only apostle to die peacefully

5. Peter. He was crucified upside down on an x shaped cross. According to church tradition it was because he told his tormentors that he felt unworthy to die In the same way that Jesus Christ had died.

6. James. The leader of the church in Jerusalem , was thrown over a hundred feet down from the southeast pinnacle of the Temple when he refused to deny his faith in Christ. When they discovered that he survived the fall, his enemies beat James to death with a fuller's club.

This was the same pinnacle where Satan had taken Jesus during the Temptation.

7. James the Son of Zebedee was a fisherman by trade when Jesus Called him to a lifetime of ministry.

As a strong leader of the church, James was beheaded at Jerusalem. The Roman officer who guarded James watched amazed as James defended his faith at his trial.

Later, the officer Walked beside James to the place of execution. Overcome by conviction, he declared his new faith to the judge and Knelt beside James to accept beheading as a Christian.

8. Bartholomew. Also known as Nathaniel. He Was a missionary to Asia. He witnessed for our Lord in present day Turkey. Bartholomew was martyred for his preaching in Armenia where he was flayed to death by a whip.

9. Andrew. He Was crucified on an x-shaped cross in Patras, Greece. After being whipped severely by seven soldiers they tied his body to the cross with cords to prolong his agony.

His followers reported that, when he was led toward the cross, Andrew saluted it in these words, "I have long desired and expected this happy hour. The cross has been consecrated by the body of Christ hanging on it". He continued to preach to his tormentors For two days until he expired.

10. Thomas. He Was stabbed with a spear in India during one of his missionary trips to establish the church in the Subcontinent.

11. Jude. He Was killed with arrows when he refused to deny his faith in Christ.

12. Matthias. The apostle chosen to replace the traitor Judas Iscariot. He was stoned and then beheaded.

13. Paul. He Was tortured and then beheaded by the evil Emperor Nero at Rome in A.D. 67. Paul endured a lengthy imprisonment, which allowed him to write his many epistles to the churches he had formed throughout the Roman Empire. These letters, which taught many of the foundational Doctrines of Christianity, form a large portion of the New Testament.

[jellllllo-bowl]

gotham rainy nights

i firmly believe in Duke doing silly things with his power

hiding under your dad's cape when it's pouring outside can be something very special + bat-rain-poncho, several years later

[mdq]

pet cigarette

[fckbatmanhiskidsareminenow]

multilingual batkids. they learn each others languages so they can mix and match. for example:

tim in french: have you figured out how we’re gonna tell b we’re not going to that gala yet?

damian in arabic: no i thought that was thomas’ job?

duke french: me? no jason said he’d do something

jason in arabic: hey don’t drag me into this!

dick in romani: i’m gonna kill him i really i am

steph in russian: who are we killing?

dick in english: ah! nobody! wait i didn’t know you spoke romani

tim in greek: you’re an asshole

jason in english: wait my greek is rusty say it again slowly

tim in greek: you’re an asshole

jason: …. you motherfucker

cass signing: nice drawing

damian in chinese: thank you

dick yelling at bruce about something he did

jason in spanish: what language is he speaking right now?

tim also in spanish: uh all of them i think

jason: does bruce even know-

tim: no he doesn’t

[amorkuku]

[touchd0wn-boy]

[fanaticalthings]

Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer

wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?

Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)

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Bonus:

Happy birthday, Tim 🥰

[choicescreen]

@covrroucer

sharp blink. crisp inhale. " are you mad? "

[we-r-robin]

Been on motorcycle tiktok… thinking about these two f-ing around on their motorcycles…

—

Duke: There’s a cop

Jason: Just drive away it’s fine

Duke: No s*** I’m already on the other side of the city

—

Bruce: We’re on the same side of the police, even if they’re corrupt we’re all for justice

Duke, a Robin during the Robin War, a motorcyclist, and a black teenager: Uh huh. Of course

—

Dick: There’s a motorcyclist going 200 in Crime Alley

Jason: Damn, that’s me

Dick: Sick, do a wheelie

[rejectory]

"what was that?"

@medicbled mumbles, “i’m not even tired.”

and he’s dorothy zbornak.

"sir, yessir."

glory’s hair splashed down his knees, pillowed by her own cheek, tom turns the palmful she cradled her face into for purely tactical reasons. to better ignore the curated snapshot of what’s up with the world on TV.

mundane’s good. his brain’s numb. he was looking forward to that fuckin’ piece of junk parroting public-sanctioned bullshit off a teleprompter like you wouldn’t believe.

he thumbs a skin-tight dab of white-hot off the taper of her chin. it gets pouty-pebbly as he does. get a load of this one. swatting a paint-roller up’n down all day really takes it outta you, huh. shoulda told him that before his failed tequila shot mission that one summer.

there’s a skyline of beer bottles jagging up over the anchorman’s head, the keyed-open caps winking like coins. the takeout grease slinks out the loose takeout box joints; he’s toed a napkin ball into the biggest wound to take the brunt of tomorrow’s fuck’s sake. nothing’s fast. the kitchen’s all nice now, chalky-wet. he dips nose-to-nose with her until her eyes seem huge.

"arms around my neck, baby."