#this woman tops everyone and everything
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nukbody Ā· 3 months ago
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Die in a hole.
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hanzajesthanza Ā· 3 months ago
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nooo like reading maria janion's such comprehensive overview of vampires and what defines a vampire and how the myth changes through times and authors, as entirely expected, has contributed to my regis brainrot.
because though it's obvious how many tropes regis subverts as he literally talks about himself, it's more overwhelming when they're all summarized focused on examples from across history and the literature canon, and pretty much hitting none of them or fucking with all of them. because it's not that he just doesn't fit in within his own fantasy universe, but that he doesn't fit in within the broader canonical definition...
"my personal vision of fantasy (...) he is not the typical vampire bloodsucker, according to the dictates of the canon" ... uggghhhh sapkowski, in his witcher, by challenging all genre expectations and tropes, creates all of these characters that don't fit in anywhere, neither in their universe or in the broader canon. and thus, can only find fraternity with each other
i was just reading like 'so... so he doesn't fit in *anywhere*... šŸ„ŗ'. regis in baptism of fire explaining how he doesn't conform to either vampiric expectations of vampires (socially, for his personal principles) nor of human expectations of vampires (biologically, for his literal existence). but it even goes farther when you look beyond the witcher and to the broader literary and mythological canon. in practically every understanding of a vampire he would not be recognized as one of them... and does he even want to.
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icewindandboringhorror Ā· 1 year ago
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I love all of these goofy product photos where the water bottle is extremely obviously just photoshopped onto a stock image of someone pretending to hold something or whatever.. very convincing..
#the last one where the water bottle is like nearly the size of the woman's entire leg ghbjbjhh#ALSO I know.. gross.. nasty.. amazon.. I was only looking there because I was trying to find an exact replica of an old water bottle#I bought like 6 years ago in a store and I just wanted another one of those and it seemed like the only place the old manufacturer#still sold was through amazon but.. alas.. I think they just don't make them anymore. so I have abandoned my hunt#I didn't actually buy anything. but I did get distracted clicking through product images for a few of them#it's bizarre how like............... idk.. WHY is this done??? Isn't this offputting to basically ANY potential customer?? or do people#not look at every photo/read the entire page/all product information before buying??#all of these are from like front page ''top sellers'' or whatever like........... how does this not hurt the brand????#If the company can't even bother to take a single photo of a real life person using their real life product then... that to me#is kind of red flaggy..?? even if you're an indie start up small business with hardly any funds.. still#A real photo of the product you are selling in a real actual non-photo shopped environment does not seem that inacessible#Maybe it's because everyone does everything on phones now?? So it's harder to see the pictures when they're smaller?#Kind of the same thing with ai art and also hair color photoshops lol.. On my full comptuer screen it is SOOO easy to spot ai art#like IMMEDIATELy from the little tells and ways certain details morph into each other etc. I dont even mean obvious dalle mini stuff but#like the Fancy High Quality Photorealistic AI art is still pretty blatant 98% of the time if you know what to look for. But I still catch#people sharing it a lot like 'omg where can I buy this pair of shoes!! :O <3' .. erm you cannot.. that is the most balatantly fake looking#pair of shoes I have seen in my life hhjbj.. the heels are both different heights. there's a different number of straps on each one. etc.#AND that phase back before colored hair was Mainstream and people would post photos like 'omg going to bring this to the salon!! dream hair#and it's like.. you can LITERALLY see the parts where it's 'colored outside of the lines' and is so clearly just a person with blond hair#that someone drew over with a tint brush or something not even very neatly. etc. etc. ANYWAY.. Maybe with phones it's harder to tell these#things?? To me so much of it is instantly recognizable and it's suprising to me that people either don't notice or don't care and will#interact with it anyway by buying the product or acting like some ai art fake furniture is real or etc. etc. ..hewwoo#Aslo sidenote - I think I've become soo cynical and tired of constantly being advertised to that I literally cannot shop without getting#exhausted. I do not see how marketing is anything but obnoxious and transparent. Every item description having stuff like ''Our company is#commited to bringing you the highest quality water products! we set out with a mission to bring high quality products to people all over#the world and we believe in spreading health and happiness and'' just like SHUT THE HELL UP!! youre a fucking company#you don't ''beleive'' in anything you are here to sell a product. stop trying to talk like you're my bff who cares deeply about my health#or something just tell me the materials and product specifications of your stupid fucking water bottle and move on. Idont need to hear your#whole bullshit spiel about what ~your company stands for~ that is SO much MORE offputting. you make me want to buy the item LESS..#longing for the type of ads from my 1800s magazines that are just like 'this product is good. please buy it. okay thank you much. bye'
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hawnks Ā· 1 year ago
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six-of-ravens Ā· 1 year ago
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you ever have such a bad week you just get like, an anxiety/anger hangover?
#i don't have to leave the house tomorrow! the evil is defeated!#and yet! i feel ill. what have i fucked up that i haven't discovered i've fucked up yet?#also a woman yelled at me in the parkade yesterday and im terribly anxious about running into her again#the exit/entrance ramp is only wide enough for one car at a time so its like established etiquette that the person at the bottom backs up#bc it's hard to get out of the way when you're pulling into the parkade esp if people are behind you#and so i just assumed she would but no. she rolled down her window and started screaming at me to pull my car into a corner#which forced me to do an awkward 3-point turn to get back into position to go down the ramp. fyi that's how i scraped my car previously#and i was just like ????? just back up!! its so easy!! but just gesturing bc im not going to scream at people#but she was just getting angrier and angrier so eventually i gave up. but like. i just know anytime i encounter her she's going to be a pain#and i cannot stress this. EVERYONE ELSE BACKS UP. EVERYONE. A GIANT PICKUP BACKED UP FOR ME TODAY. EVERYONE DOES IT.#idk what her problem is. if shes just scared shitless of reversing her car or if she just thinks shes the specialest princess baby#and everyone has to get out of her way regardless of etiquette bc shes soooooo important uwu#but like. lady. fuckin cool it. you are making everyone's lives so difficult.#i hope one of the giant pickups fuckin bulldozes her. bc there's no way they could do the manouvre i did in my lil corolla#if anyone deserves Pickup Dude wrath it's her#anyway this illness is anxiety about her in particular ON TOP OF feeling bad about everything that's happened the last 2 days#sigh#i really need tomorrow to be good. and just a like. nice weekend
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saintvampe Ā· 2 years ago
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something i love about seraphina is that she is exceptionally dangerous and has no qualms disposing of people, but she doesnt attack as first response. she is unpredictable and patient, she likes to wait, likes to play with her prey, likes to draw things out; itā€™s not a good idea to mistreat or abuse the relationship one has with her, and her response to this mistreatment comes in waves until it hits you all at once
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thecranewivesrpf Ā· 2 months ago
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genshin au lizzie ldshadowlady, regarded as The High Fae, Queen of the Shadows is actually unintimidating as hell. sad wet cat even. most adventurers just hear the rumors and run from her corner of the forest before she finds them but in reality she's just a guy and she's bad at combat. she just does the administrative stuff and is more of a figurehead for her fae society
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terryfuckingturniptruck Ā· 11 months ago
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Lmao it is quite funny that I hate when people assume I'm not cis bc I really don't give a shit about gender as a concept just dyke.
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selfcarecap Ā· 1 month ago
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MUSE [L.H.]
Logan Howlett x reader
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summary: Logan would never admit it to anyone, but over the course of his long life he has attempted to draw maybe once or twice. He hasnā€™t done it in years, maybe even decades, but heā€™s struck by inspiration when he meets you. Of course, no one can know that Wolverine draws, so he does it in the dead of night, sliding anonymous envelopes with the finished drawings of you under your door. When he sees how much you love them, he wonders if you could also love the person behind them.Ā 
warnings: smut 18+ but with an actual plot for once (brief m masturbation, oral f and m rec, unprotected piv sex, kind of accidental (but consensual obv) facial; pet names: bub, baby, good girl, princess), soft!Logan but he wonā€™t admit it, also soft!reader, fluff (although the summary makes it sounds a bit more dramatic than it is tbh), implication that reader has curly hair, implied mutant/X-men!reader, (obviously the pic doesnā€™t represent the envelopes Logan uses lol heā€™s not doing all that)
word count: 7.3k
also i feel the need to say something about the fact that itā€™s Hugh Jackmanā€™s birthday today lol so uh thanks for being huge jacked man and for giving us our Logan yay <3 | gorgeous divider by @plutism
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Itā€™s everything Logan is the opposite of ā€“ he would never tell a soul ā€“ but over the course of his long life, Logan has attempted to draw maybe once or twice. Itā€™s not really him, but he did have a phase or two.
When he meets you, he hasnā€™t even thought of picking up a pencil in years. Ever since youā€™ve been at the mansion though, Loganā€™s fingertips twitch with the urge to start sketching your features every time heā€™s with you. It gets hard to ignore after a few days.
He waits until heā€™s known you a few weeks, thereā€™s no way in hell heā€™d ask if he could draw you. Heā€™d probably embarrass you by asking, and embarrass himself by admitting heā€™s into fucking art. Thatā€™s not him.Ā 
Except, well, sometimes it is, when heā€™s inspired. And youā€™re nothing if not inspiring.Ā 
He gives in to the urge to get out pencil and paper again, waiting until everyone else has gone to sleep. The first few drawings are shit, he feels like theyā€™re almost an insult to you. Itā€™s not that heā€™s accidentally drawing you ugly, it just doesnā€™t look like you. So he practises.Ā 
Logan Howlett sits down at night to practise drawing.Ā 
He picks out a few other things to draw then, to ease the pressure that comes with drawing the woman heā€¦ is friends with. Yeah, youā€™re a friend. And he totally knows that youā€™d never go for someone as rugged as him, thatā€™s for sure. You deserve much more. So much more.Ā 
But after a few nights he feels more confident in his drawing skills again, but still, as much as he can picture you in his mind ā€“ he can do that absolutely perfectly ā€“ heā€™s not too sure he could really draw you accurately.
So he gets Rogue to show him how goddamn fucking Instagram works so that he can look at some of your pictures and use them as a model.Ā 
He doesnā€™t know what youā€™re doing to him; youā€™ve got him using social media.
He canā€™t believe it, but the first time he seriously attempts to draw you, itā€™s perfect. Itā€™s a small drawing, not even as big as his palm, capturing your gorgeous face. He thinks of adding another few lines to your eyebrows, or to your hair or another small one to the outline of your lips, but he doesnā€™t want to mess with it.Ā 
Logan hates how drawing makes him overthink, but he loves how it feels to create something other than violence with his hands for once ā€“Ā something that may even be the opposite.Ā 
He hides the drawing in between the pages of a book, and hides the book under a pile of random clutter on his desk that not even he would normally spare a glance at. But when he lies down to go to sleep, he gets all the stuff out again and gets out the drawing. He wants to see it again. And he canā€™t leave it there anyway, what if the pressure from all the items on top of it smudges it?Ā 
But he doesnā€™t know what else to do with it. He canā€™t really have a drawing of you sitting in his room. What if someone sees? Then what is he gonna do with it instead?Ā 
He finally lets himself think the thought thatā€™s politely been waiting to be allowed into his brain from the moment he decided he might take up drawing again.Ā 
He could give it to you.Ā 
Logan knows his drawing isnā€™t objectively a masterpiece, but if heā€™s proud of it he has to acknowledge that that probably means itā€™s at least decent. And youā€™re definitely the type of person to appreciate something like this. Itā€™s weird admitting to himself that heā€™s even proud of what heā€™s drawn; heā€™s done so much in this world, who cares about a little drawing?Ā 
The only thing is that Logan isnā€™t sure if heā€™s ready for anyone to see this side of him. To see the side that has him staying up until 3AM to finely trace the lines of someoneā€™s eyelashes and cheekbones and lips, the side that makes him feel calm inside.Ā 
He knows itā€™s stupid to hide but he just canā€™t. He decides heā€™ll leave the drawing in your room in an envelope, maybe a pink one to show you itā€™s not a creepy threat but meant as a sign of adoration, from someone who couldnā€™t resist but try to recreate your beauty. He wonā€™t write his name on it, he just wants you to have it.Ā 
Sappy motherfucker.Ā 
He puts the small drawing back into the book and carefully pushes it between his mattress and the bedframe to protect it during the night. God, who even is he ā€“ protecting a tiny piece of paper? He groans at himself as he turns around to go to sleep.Ā 
He dreams of making a thousand drawings of you, with you as his live model. His muse.Ā 
Youā€™re his girlfriend in his dream, he thinks.Ā 
Heā€™s sitting in a chair in your room, drawing you as you tell him about your day. Youā€™re lying on your bed on your tummy, elbows propped up to support your head. Youā€™re gently kicking your feet in the air behind you, wearing nothing but a t-shirt of Loganā€™s, some silly graphic socks, panties with little cherries on them, and a bright, bashful smile as Logan attempts to capture your glowing features in a sketch block heā€™s dedicated to drawings of you.Ā 
He wakes up with morning wood.Ā 
Logan is no stranger to jerking off with you on his mind, so he spits in his hand and slips it beneath his boxers, stroking himself as he thinks of you. He imagines you on top of him as he jerks his cock, imagines you under him, or with your legs around his head, or you between his knees on the floor. He cums quickly and hard, leaving his boxers wet and sticky.
He goes for a run after heā€™s dealt with it and picks up an envelope on his way. Heā€™s doubting himself but he knows he has to just do it. Heā€™d doubt himself even more if he pussied out ā€“ a grown man who canā€™t even slide an envelope under someoneā€™s door.Ā 
So Logan mans up and, like an idiot, kisses the fucking drawing before he puts it into the envelope. He licks the edges of it to close it and writes your name in the most anonymous handwriting he can muster and adds a little heart.Ā 
Itā€™s soo stupid.Ā 
He makes sure no one is anywhere near your bedroom, walks up to your door, and slides the envelope underneath. Except he didnā€™t check if you were in your room. As soon as the envelope disappears beneath your door, he hears a short creak from your bed and your soft footsteps.Ā 
He hears the small and adorable noise of curiosity you let out ā€“ a confused hm? ā€“ and then he quickly and quietly makes his way down the hallway. He hears your voice about ten seconds later, an intrigued hello? as you open the door, but you donā€™t investigate further, closing the door behind you.Ā 
Loganā€™s heart is beating so fast. Heā€™s never doing this shit again.Ā 
Heā€™s antsy all day, waiting for some type of reaction from you. Except you donā€™t know that the drawing is from him so heā€™s probably not even getting one, and he canā€™t conspicuously come to your room the same day you receive an anonymous drawing of yourself.Ā 
Itā€™s also when the insecurity settles in. Maybe he should have added a few more lines or started the entire drawing anew. Who does he think he is pretending to be an artist?Ā 
He shakes those thoughts off as he starts training with the punching bag in the gym. Itā€™s not something that he necessarily needs to train, but it gets rid of some of that pointless energy. This isnā€™t him, worried about some lines he drew on a piece of paper ā€“ a scrap of a paper, really. Who cares about something like that? Certainly not him.Ā 
He sleeps dreamlessly and wakes up the next day disappointed that he didnā€™t get to dream about being your boyfriend again. God, what are you doing to him? Making him think about being boyfriend and girlfriend. Heā€™s pathetic. Youā€™re a friend and nothing more, and thatā€™s fine. You probably donā€™t like him like that and he can deal with that.
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Heā€™s not even thinking of the drawing anymore, truly, when he walks into the kitchen the next morning. It only comes to mind when he sees you, alone in the kitchen, leaning over the counter to scroll on your phone, your weird green coffee (ā€œitā€™s Matcha, Loganā€) next to you as you stir it mindlessly with a metal straw.Ā 
ā€œHi,ā€ you look up with one of those sweet smiles of yours, but redirect your attention to your phone.Ā 
At least you donā€™t immediately say something like hey, you know that drawing you slid under my door? It was so ugly I threw it away. Since when do you even draw?Ā 
Not that he was worried you would or anything. He hasnā€™t been thinking about it. Obviously. Why would he? And he knows you would never expect that itā€™s him; thatā€™s the only reason he did it. He never would have given you the drawing if he thought you could have even the slightest inkling that Logan would be someone who draws. But he still wants to know what you think of it.Ā 
ā€œYou want some toast too?ā€ You ask, putting your phone down and turning to get some bread. He sits down at the other side of the kitchen counter and as his eyes flicker to your green drink (he still doesnā€™t get it), he sees it.Ā 
ā€œIs thatā€“ā€ my drawing, he almost said, ā€œWhat is that?ā€ He pretends to be confused, drawing his eyebrows together, trying his best to look inquisitive, ā€œNo toast by the way, thanks.ā€Ā 
You have one of those clear phone cases, filled with a bunch of tiny pictures and stickers (and is that your credit card?). But wedged in front of all of those is Loganā€™s drawing.Ā 
ā€œDid you draw it?ā€ He asks.Ā 
You turn around, giggling, ā€œNo, I donā€™t draw. And anyway, I wouldnā€™t be drawing pictures of myself. I got it in an envelope under my door yesterday, photocopied it because I was scared it would bend in my phone case. I donā€™t know who drew it.ā€Ā 
ā€œSecret admirer?ā€Ā 
Smiling, you say, ā€œI donā€™t know. I wonā€™t get my hopes up. But the person must definitely be fond of me to draw me like that.ā€Ā 
ā€œLike what?ā€ He asks, unsure if heā€™s about to be offended.Ā 
ā€œI donā€™t know, just, so beautiful. Iā€™m not saying Iā€™m not pretty or anything, but this looksā€¦ I donā€™t look like that. I wish I did. I canā€™t believe someone actually sees me like that. Itā€™s stupid but Iā€¦.ā€ You trail off and, conveniently, the toast is done at the same time and you move on to that.Ā 
But Logan wonā€™t let you, ā€œWhatā€™s stupid?ā€Ā 
You turn towards him with a shy smile, ā€œIā€™m embarrassed.ā€
Logan stays silent. He canā€™t seem too pushy and draw attention to himself, but his silence makes you confess.
ā€œI cried when I first saw it yesterday. Itā€™s one of the best gifts Iā€™ve ever gotten. And itā€™s the nicest compliment Iā€™ve ever received, for someone to perceive me in such an artistic way.ā€Ā 
Logan makes a noise of satisfaction and smiles, asking you to pass your phone so he can look at it more ā€“ pretending itā€™s his first time seeing it. If you think that way about it, maybe the three more lines he was going to add arenā€™t that important after all.Ā 
The problem is that it makes him want to draw more, his stupid heart melting at your reaction to something he madeā€“ no, created.Ā 
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After a week, he figures he has to give in. Drawing another picture of you is on his mind twenty-four seven.Ā 
It doesnā€™t help that he still catches you staring at the copy of it in your phone case lovingly more than once a day and youā€™ve put the original drawing in a special little frame on your nightstand. He thinks heā€™s sappy for drawing it but he doesnā€™t think the same of you for enjoying the drawing.Ā 
This is for you. Itā€™s not about him. Heā€™s not an artist or anything like that, heā€™s just doing something kind for someone he cares about (which is honestly sappy enough but he tries to ignore that). Heā€™s usually more of a silent carer but maybe thatā€™s why he likes this. Heā€™s not making it a grand gesture, not making it a thing that heā€™s the one drawing for you. Itā€™s just for you to enjoy.Ā 
Heā€™ll just make this second drawing and silently put it in your room, and heā€™s the last person youā€™ll suspect.Ā 
But of course now that he knows it means something to you, he canā€™t get anything right. He draws your hair too curly, then not curly enough. He draws your nose too big, then too small. Your eyes end up crooked. He canā€™t erase too much because itā€™ll look sloppy, so even the drawing he gets almost perfect, he ruins with a few final additions at the end.Ā 
It takes him an entire month for the next drawing, and it feels more like him that itā€™s been making him so angry that he couldnā€™t get it right at first. Maybe he had the wrong picture of artists. Theyā€™re always talking about pain, arenā€™t they, and thatā€™s what he experiences too (over a drawing. Who is he?).Ā 
He takes another few days to keep track of your routine, to monitor when youā€™ll be in your room. He canā€™t have it be as close as last time.Ā 
He ends up doing it in the evening. Thereā€™s a time after dinner when most of the team stays together to watch tv, just talk, or play some games. Itā€™s normal for some of you to wander off, come back or stick around a bit longer. It wonā€™t be suspicious if he leaves for a few minutes and comes back.
Logan wants nothing more than to follow you when you say that youā€™re going to your room for the night; he wants to see your reaction. But he canā€™t. All he can do is go up to his own bedroom fifteen minutes later, lingering in the hallway longer than he needs to.
Just as heā€™s about to give up and go to sleep, you walk down the hallway, coming back from the bathroom.
ā€œLogan!ā€ you call all excitedly when you see him, and his heart skips a beat. Do you know the drawing is from him?Ā 
ā€œLook,ā€ you take his arm and pull him to your room, ā€œI got another drawing!ā€
He breathes out in relief; you donā€™t know itā€™s from him. He smiles when you hold up the drawing, already framed.
ā€œWere you expecting to get another drawing?ā€ he teases.
ā€œNoo, but the frames came in a pack of two. Isnā€™t it gorgeous?ā€
Logan looks at how your eyes sparkle, how proudly youā€™re showing him this drawing. All the work he put into it was definitely worth it. Itā€™s another picture of your face, this time from a new angle, and with your hair styled differently, curls coiled another way from last time.
Logan clears his throat, remembering to keep up his act. ā€œIt looks good.ā€
ā€œGood?ā€ you take the frame from his hands defensively, ā€œItā€™s beautiful.ā€
He chuckles, ā€œSorry, I donā€™t know much about this type of thing. It is beautiful though.ā€ Heā€™s looking at you instead of his drawing.
ā€œIt is. And you donā€™t have to know much about art or drawing to see how pretty this is. I still canā€™t believe someone would take the time to make these for me.ā€
Logan remains silent instead of saying what he wants to tell you. Of course he would take that time for you ā€“ and you donā€™t even know how much time it really took him. If thereā€™s someone whoā€™s worth it, itā€™s you.
Seeing your pleased smile at something he made for you, he decides heā€™s never going to stop drawing you.
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Heā€™s on a roll for some time. Heā€™s better at drawing again now that heā€™s getting in practice, and he makes five drawings of you within the next weeks. Logan watches the collection of them on your nightstand grow fuller, along with your smile that somehow gets bigger every time you tell him about a new drawing.
Itā€™s a wonder you havenā€™t caught on yet, but you donā€™t seem particularly interested in snooping around to find out who it is. You respect the personā€™s privacy, but youā€™ve confessed to him that youā€™d still love to know.Ā 
ā€œI wonā€™t try to find out who it is. I wonā€™t push it if they donā€™t want me to knowā€¦ but, I mean, anyone would want to know, wouldnā€™t they?ā€
Youā€™ve adopted the nickname of ā€˜secret admirerā€™ for this mysterious ā€˜theyā€™, after Logan used the term about ten times. You were reluctant at first, because the person isnā€™t calling themself a secret admirer ā€“ youā€™d just be putting words in their mouth. But after seeing how much more beautiful the drawings get each time, youā€™ve accepted and admitted that, okay, yes, the person must be an admirer.
Your secret admirer Logan is particularly proud of his latest drawing, excited to bring it up to your room tonight.Ā 
But this time heā€™s sloppy. Heā€™s stayed for a few post-dinner card games with the team, and itā€™s risky, because youā€™ve been saying that itā€™s your last game for the last two rounds. But he also knows that you always say that, and never mean it.
Logan gets up to leave, and he hears Scott convincing you to play just one more round.
Itā€™s stupid, really, risking it like that. Even if heā€™s gone from your room in time before you come upstairs, you could easily guess that itā€™s Logan. Heā€™s the first one leaving the round tonight, so your first assumption could be that it was him.
Maybe subconsciously he wants to get caught. Heā€™s seen how you light up at every drawing, and no matter how much you respect your admirerā€™s anonymity, of course you want to know whoā€™s dedicating so much time and work to drawings of you. Of course itā€™s crossed your mind that the person isnā€™t just doing this because theyā€™re a good friend. Theyā€™re drawing your face because they think itā€™s beyond beautiful.
Logan doesnā€™t really know why he hasnā€™t told you yet that he likes you. Heā€™s good at flirting, and heā€™s attractive ā€“ heā€™s not blind. But with you itā€™s different, thereā€™s a bigger risk, for the both of you. The older he gets, the harder it is to open up to yet another person. Youā€™re friends, and you talk about personal things, but confessing that heā€™s in love with you is different.
Not to mention this stupid recurring dream he keeps having, in which you find out itā€™s Logan whoā€™s been drawing you, and suddenly your opinion of the drawings changes. You donā€™t like him back like that, and suddenly the drawings feel creepy if you think about him staying up late drawing your face.
He rolls his eyes at himself and gets the thought out of his head, taking the small envelope out of the back pocket of his jeans, smoothing his hand over it. He looks around, making sure no one sees him.
Logan bends down to slide the envelope under your door as usual, but one of the corners of the paper catches against the wall, and he quickly opens it to check the drawing isnā€™t damaged. His heart is beating so fast, he feels stupid.Ā 
He can hear footsteps, still far away, but he can hear them. Logan messily licks the edges of the envelope to close it back up, but itā€™s not sticking. He canā€™t decide between shoving it under the door like this or leaving now and bringing it back the next day. He can feel his heart hammering against his ribcage now.
Then he hears it. He miscalculated how far the footsteps were.
ā€œLogan?ā€
He turns around slowly, and it feels like the world has frozen.
You come closer, looking at him and then at the letter that he mustā€™ve dropped. It hasnā€™t made it under your door yet.
He says something before you can, ā€œIā€™m delivering for someone else.ā€
ā€œWho?ā€ you ask, bending down to pick up the envelope. If he wasnā€™t petrified, heā€™d enjoy the view of you bent over in front of him.
He breathes. He canā€™t have anyone taking credit for his work, for his art (you called it that recently, he would never). But his heart is beating so fast he doesnā€™t know what the fuck to do or say.Ā 
This is exactly why he never wanted to do any of this. Heā€™s making a fool out of himself and that doesnā€™t usually happen, especially not over a piece of paper. Logan is confident, cocky even, he can admit that, and has no idea how to deal with things like being nervous; he never has to. This really isnā€™t him.
You donā€™t wait for an answer and look at the envelope. You open it so carefully, gently taking the drawing out with your fingertips. Youā€™re treating it with so much care he immediately feels better. Again, this isnā€™t for him, itā€™s for you. (Well, itā€™s for him too but itā€™ll take him a while to admit that).Ā 
Heā€™s drawn your smile this time. You were happy in most of the drawings before, but he focussed more on the eyes, and your lips only ever tugged up in a slight smile.Ā 
This one is a full-toothed grin, mid-laugh.Ā 
You two were drinking last weekend. He barely felt it but your tipsy, giggly mood was contagious. He couldnā€™t imagine himself feeling any other way but blissful when youā€™re happy around him.Ā 
It started when Logan made a casual comment about something silly Scott was wearing that night, and he had you giggling. He wanted to immediately hear that angelic sound again, of course, and so he gave you every joke about your shared friends he could think of ā€“ all light-hearted, but he was still glad you two were alone.Ā 
It was the stupidest joke of all that made you really laugh, some dumb comparison between Xavier and Caillou. You probably wouldnā€™t even giggle at it anymore now, but in the moment it was so funny you almost spat out your drink from the deep belly laugh he drew from you, holding onto his bicep so you wouldnā€™t fall over as tears formed in your eyes from how hard you were laughing. He wanted to engrave the image on his soul. At least he got your smile on paper.
You look up at him now, eyes filled with tears.Ā 
ā€œYou drew this?ā€ you ask.
He nods softly. He canā€™t say it but he hopes the drawings convey how in love with you he is.Ā 
Suddenly, Logan feels like his heart has stopped beating.
Youā€™re kissing him.Ā 
Youā€™ve leaped up, wrapped your arms around the back of his neck, and now your lips are on his.Ā 
He feels your mouth falter, probably because heā€™s being a fucking idiot and not kissing you back. Logan places his hands on your waist to pull you further towards him. Then his brain finally catches up and he can do what heā€™s wanted to for so long.Ā 
He takes your chin with two fingers and angles you so you can kiss him easier. He closes his eyes and revels in the feeling of your soft, warm lips against him. Youā€™re soft and warm all over. Your top has slipped up over his fingertips at your sides, and he slides his hands further around your back to support you against him even better.Ā 
Loganā€™s tongue pushes at your lower lip, and you let out the sexiest, tiny moan of surprise as you part your lips for him, granting him access.Ā 
His tongue touches the tip of yours and from then on your cravings intensify. You feel your way over his muscular shoulders, his big biceps and over the hard planes of his chest. When youā€™ve had a good feel there, your hands grip his shirt in desperation and Logan gets even hungrier for you. He gently bites at your lower lip, but then you shriek into his mouth and squirm out of his grasp. He opens his eyes wide.Ā 
You grip Loganā€™s forearm for support when you bend down in a panic, picking up the drawing you just dropped. You let out a big breath of relief when you see it hasnā€™t been damaged.Ā 
ā€œYou made me drop it!ā€ You slap a hand to his chest; it doesnā€™t actually hurt and itā€™s not meant to, but it leaves a pleasant tingle behind instead.Ā 
ā€œI didnā€™t do anythingā€, Logan laughs, and you shake your head at him with a smile.
You take him into your room where you make him sit on the bed while you stare at the new drawing in awe. ā€œI didnā€™t know you drawā€, you say without taking your eyes off it.
ā€œNo one else knows.ā€
You pretend to zip your lips, smiling, ā€œItā€™s our secret.ā€ Logan can tell that you like that. He likes it too. It feels much better to share a secret with you than to be keeping one from you.
ā€œIā€™ll only draw for you anyway, so thereā€™s no point in telling anyone else.ā€
ā€œYouā€™re really good. I love the drawings.ā€
Logan gives a satisfied hum at your words, ā€œYou inspired me. Canā€™t have you walking around all pretty and not expect me to try and recreate it.ā€
You straddle Logan and hover over his lap to hug him, ā€œTheyā€™re the best thing anyone's ever given to me. Do I really look like that?ā€ You say the last question more quietly, and Logan wraps his arms around your sides, careful not to bump your hand thatā€™s still holding the drawing.
ā€œYouā€™re more gorgeous than anything I could ever capture, but I think it comes close. I didnā€™t change anything about you to make you more beautiful. I couldnā€™t if I tried. I just tried to draw you as accurately as possible, thatā€™s why itā€™s so beautiful.ā€
ā€œI really love it,ā€ you say again, happily staring at the details of the drawing. Hearing you say the word love so much tempts Logan, but he doesnā€™t want to move too fast. He doesnā€™t want to overwhelm you. He does, however, want to kiss you again.
Logan carefully takes the framed drawing and puts it on your nightstand. You push your mouth against his before he can initiate the kiss, and he grins against your lips.
You donā€™t know how to put your feelings into words, so youā€™re kissing him instead. He pulls you down so that youā€™re not hovering over but sitting on his lap, and the mood immediately shifts to something different. Logan doesnā€™t want to overwhelm you, but if youā€™re ready then heā€™ll take anything he can get.
Your chest is pressed against Loganā€™s, and you can feel the rise and fall of his chest when he breathes. You may or may not be pressing your boobs against his body on purpose.
ā€œGod, baby, Iā€™ve waited so long for this,ā€ he says, already breathless, as his hands trail down your back, leaving goosebumps behind.
ā€œYouā€™ve waited long?ā€ you raise your eyebrows, grinning, ā€œIā€™ve wanted to fuck you since the day I met you.ā€
You see the look in Loganā€™s eyes changing as he bites his lip, ā€œWho says I didnā€™t want the same?ā€
You giggle, ā€œWhy did it take us so long?ā€
Logan chuckles, readjusting you so that youā€™re even closer to him, ā€œI was too busy to actually talk to you, just been starinā€™ at you so I could draw you.ā€ His cheeks have the faintest red tint, and you kiss them, hugging him.
You whisper into his ear, ā€œThen it was worth the wait. And anyway, itā€™s not talking that Iā€™m interested in right now.ā€
He pulls you back to look into your eyes, then at your lips. ā€œWhere do you want me?ā€ he asks. You giggle slightly helplessly; you werenā€™t entirely prepared to have a man like Logan at your mercy like this tonight.
ā€œYou can do whatever you want,ā€ you say softly, kissing him.
Loganā€™s lips are hungry against yours, strings of spit falling between you two, but he pauses the kiss to lie you on your back. ā€œWanna eat you out,ā€ he husks, ā€œBeen dying to know what you taste like forever, bub. Can I?ā€ He reaches for the hem of your top, and you nod so that he can pull it off you, admiring whatā€™s underneath.Ā 
ā€œSometimes I make myself cum imagining that Iā€™m going down on you,ā€ you confess somewhat shyly, but you figure heā€™s been so vulnerable for you that you can share a secret too.
Logan smirks, and pulls off his shirt, ā€œMaybe we can make your dream come true then.ā€
You move to sit up, but he insists on eating you out first. You both take off all your clothes, staring at each other with huge smiles on your faces for a few moments. Youā€™ve never seen Logan this happy.
ā€œLook at you, baby. So pretty,ā€ he leans down to kiss your lips, then down your neck, all the way to your legs. He spreads them, lying down between them as he all but drools at the sight of your wet pussy.
You get nervous all of a sudden. ā€œItā€™s been a while,ā€ you tell him. He looks up, taking your hand, enveloping it completely in his much bigger one.
ā€œYou sure about this? We can wait,ā€ he gently kisses your knuckles, and a warmth spreads in your chest, slowing your heartbeat down a little.
ā€œIā€™m sure,ā€ you nod, and Logan comes up again to kiss you. The head of his hard cock catches against the space above your clit, and you both look down between your bodies. When Logan looks back up at you, his eyes are desperately begging you. You place your hand on his head, threading your fingers through his hair as he moves down your body.
ā€œSuch a pretty fucking pussy,ā€ he mumbles into your thigh, kissing you there. You giggle, getting comfortable, your hand never leaving his hair.
Logan starts eating you out, his tongue gentle but determined against your clit.
ā€œTaste so good, baby. Even better than I imagined.ā€ You hum at Loganā€™s words, already feeling yourself come undone with his mouth on your wet pussy.
You sink further into the mattress when he starts sucking on your clit, licking into your pussy like a man starved every few moments, and your thighs squeeze around Loganā€™s head, and itā€™s even better than in his fantasies.
ā€œFeels really good,ā€ you tell him, pulling on his hair to stop yourself from moving too much, and Logan moans against your skin. Hearing your words motivates him even more, and he pushes two fingers into your wet pussy. He curls his fingers, rubbing up against that spot that makes you see stars.
Your back arches as you cum, Loganā€™s lips wrapped around your clit as your legs push harder against his head, and all he does is moan, revelling in the feeling.
Logan doesnā€™t stop licking your pussy until youā€™re tugging his head away by his hair, and he comes up for air with a grin on his face. You smile back, pulling him up to kiss him. You give yourself only a few seconds of recovery time before you make him sit down. You know youļæ½ļæ½ļæ½d never have enough strength to actually make him get into a different position, but he lets you.
You push him onto his back, getting between his legs. Youā€™re blinking up at him all prettily when you ask, ā€œCan I suck your dick? Please?ā€
Logan huffs to himself because he canā€™t believe how hot you are, canā€™t believe that this is really finally happening. He tells you yes ā€“ he has no more words to describe how badly he wants this ā€“ and he watches you wrap your pretty lips around his cock.
Itā€™s hard to grasp that itā€™s really you doing this right now ā€“ the woman heā€™s been into for so long. His cock is in your mouth and you look so gorgeous with spit running down from your lips, and all he can think of is all the dirty drawings he can now make of you, if youā€™ll let him.
He closes his eyes when you take him deeper, enveloping him with your warm, wet mouth. ā€œGood girl,ā€ he whispers absent-mindedly, too gone to say much more.
Youā€™re not using your hands as you suck his cock, your spit trailing down on him, and youā€™re so eager. But itā€™s also late, and he sees you getting tired, eyes blinking slower as you pause to catch your breath every few moments. He also sees the determination in your eyes, and the absolute want, but he doesnā€™t want you to exhaust yourself.Ā 
You look so sexy all fucked out, strings of spit connecting your mouth to his cock as you pull away another time, giggling up at him shyly when you realise that heā€™s noticing you getting tired.
ā€œJust need a second,ā€ you wipe your mouth, out of breath, and itā€™s not that youā€™re not incredibly hot like this, but he still wants to fuck you tonight and heā€™s not sure that will happen if you keep going.
ā€œCā€™mere, baby,ā€ he says, reaching out his hand.
ā€œHuh?ā€ you ask, taking his hand nevertheless.
ā€œGet back here, baby. Iā€™m gonna fuck you now, alright? Donā€™t want you tiring yourself out.ā€
You let him lift you and put you on your back, but you pout, ā€œWanna taste you.ā€
Logan grins, ā€œIā€™ll cum in your mouth, princess. Promise.ā€
You smile at his answer, satisfied, so you lie back down, pulling your legs up to your chest. His cock looks huge as he jerks himself off between your legs, rubbing the tip against your clit, making you squirm.
ā€œDonā€™t know if I can take you,ā€ you bite your lip. Youā€™re not entirely sure if you mean it or not. You definitely want to try.
ā€œWeā€™ll make it fit, baby, weā€™ll make it fit,ā€ Logan assures you, leaning down to press a kiss to your mouth, a mix of your wetness and his precum between your mouths. You feel his cock at your pussy, ā€œYou ready?ā€
ā€œIā€™m ready,ā€ you nod desperately, letting him push his cock into your pussy. He pauses after a few inches, but you wrap your legs around his waist more tightly, and he goes deeper.
ā€œYā€™okay, baby? You can take it, right?ā€
You nod, unable to form words with your pussy stretched like this, a combination of pleasure and pain between your legs ā€“ but itā€™s infinitely more pleasure.
ā€œThatā€™s right. Youā€™re my good girl, hm?ā€ He kisses along your neck as he bottoms out, and you both moan when heā€™s got his cock fully stuffed inside you for the first time. He pulls out slightly when you whine at the stretch, but you scratch down his back to get his attention.
ā€œI can take it,ā€ you tell him, and you watch the look in his eyes darken.
He begins to fuck you, the pain subsiding more with every thrust into your wet pussy. You can barely take him, but it feels good. With your slight tiredness, you feel like youā€™re floating on cloud nine.Ā 
You canā€™t believe that Logan ā€“ your super hot friend Logan who youā€™ve been fantasising about for so long ā€“ is fucking you. He not only feels the same way about you, but heā€™s been your secret admirer this entire time, taking hours and hours out of his day to make you smile. Youā€™re the only one he wants.
And now heā€™s fucking you, fucking you well, and you feel so warm inside, not just from the sex but you feel warm in your heart, because of Loganā€™s care.
ā€œYou okay?ā€ he asks, stroking a hand down your face when he notices youā€™re not entirely present. You nod happily, smiling up at him, and you canā€™t talk because you feel so good.
ā€œGood, thatā€™s good, bub, but let me know if it gets too much,ā€ he says as he starts rubbing your clit, watches you nod while heā€™s fucking you so well, and heā€™s so big and so deep inside of you, ā€œSqueezing me so tight, baby, feel so fucking good.ā€
You cum suddenly, letting the warm pleasure flow through your body as Logan keeps fucking you through it, rubbing your clit in just the right rhythm.
ā€œThatā€™s my girl, taking it so well,ā€ he moans, breaths stuttering. You slump against the pillow after a few moments, with a soft smile on your face, and Logan pulls out.
ā€œGonna make me cum, baby,ā€ he jerks his cock, and you sit up on your elbows immediately, looking him in the eyes with a smile as you stick out your tongue for him. He promised.
Logan moans when he cums, painting your face in his release, jerking himself off. He holds your head in place with his other hand, aiming for your mouth but youā€™re making no effort to catch his cum there.
ā€œSuch a pretty fucking face, princess, ā€™m cumming all over it,ā€ he rasps, shooting more ropes of his cum all over your cheeks, jacking off onto your face.
You open your eyes when heā€™s done and breathing heavily, and you smile up at him. You open your mouth, taking the head of his cock between your lips to suck off the last drops of cum.
ā€œLook at you, baby. Look so fucking pretty with my cum all over your gorgeous face.ā€
You hum, pulling your mouth off him and licking your lips, tasting his salty release. You brush a finger over your cheek, sucking it into your mouth to taste him more. Logan kisses you then, the flavour of himself mixing between your mouths.
He cleans you up gently, carefully wiping your face with a baby wipe and kissing every inch of your cheeks afterwards. You take his face to kiss him properly, and if you didnā€™t seem so tired Logan would be ready for round two immediately.
ā€œNext time you could try to actually cum in my mouth,ā€ you tease, making Logan grin.
ā€œSorry, baby. Got too excited. Couldnā€™t focus on asking you again if it was okay.ā€ He presses an open-mouthed kiss to your lips.
ā€œItā€™s okay,ā€ you tell him, ā€œI liked it.ā€
Logan grins, ā€œOh I could tell you liked it, baby.ā€ You lightly slap his chest as you giggle, pulling him in for another kiss.
You cuddle for a while, not saying much because you donā€™t have to. Youā€™ve both waited for this for so long that youā€™re just enjoying the moment, enjoying that it finally happened.
You slip out of his arms to sit on top of him. Youā€™re in nothing but panties, the blanket bunching around your hips. You lean your hands against his chest as you tell him more about how much the drawings delighted you. And Logan cares, of course he cares to hear that, but heā€™s also just a man seeing the woman heā€™s into naked for the first time still.Ā 
You become quiet when you realise that heā€™s not listening, and you giggle, ā€œDistracted?ā€
Logan grins, ā€œJust a little fucking bit, baby.ā€ His eyes donā€™t leave your body, and you laugh as you bend down to kiss him. He grabs your ass, kneading the flesh. When you slightly sit up again, your tits are near his face, and he canā€™t help himself. He cups your breasts, playing with your nipples, making you hum.
ā€œI should draw these,ā€ he looks up at you, ā€œShould draw every perfect fucking inch of you.ā€
ā€œYou wanna?ā€ You adjust how youā€™re seated in his lap, and you feel that heā€™s already half hard under you again.
ā€œMaybe after Iā€™ve fucked you again.ā€
You smile, feeling yourself growing wetter on top of him.
ā€œTomorrow,ā€ he continues, and your smile drops.
ā€œBut youā€™ve got to get more familiar with the inspiration, right? If youā€™re going to draw me.ā€
ā€œThatā€™s true, baby. But I think youā€™re too tired.ā€
You smile bashfully, ignoring how your eyelids were drooping shut just a few seconds ago, ā€œOkay, but then Iā€™ll have more energy for tomorrow.ā€
ā€œThatā€™s my girl,ā€ he smiles, pulling you off him to cuddle you again. He tucks you in and kisses your head.Ā 
You turn to your side, taking one of the framed drawings and looking at it for a while.Ā 
Logan watches you looking at it, and the sparkle in your eyes never fails to make him feel all warm inside. ā€œNow that you actually know about it, I donā€™t have to draw you from memory anymore. I can study my muse in peace.ā€
ā€œAww, Iā€™m your muse?ā€ you beam.
ā€œOf course you are, princess. Youā€™re the only reason Iā€™m drawing again.ā€
ā€œI love your drawings so much.ā€
Logan clears his throat, and looks at you. ā€œWell, I love you. So, I think that went into them.ā€
You look at him, pouting and then kissing him. ā€œI love you too,ā€ you say into his mouth. He grins against your lips, pulling you closer to kiss you some more. He can barely grasp that you just said that, but heā€™ll have enough time soon to comprehend how lucky he is.Ā 
For now, he takes your hand, and asks, ā€œThe question might be redundant now, but do you wanna be mine? Be my girlfriend?ā€
ā€œIā€™m already yours.ā€
Logan grins, takes you in his arms, and youā€™re still cuddling when youā€™re both drifting off to a peaceful sleep.
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bazelgeuce Ā· 1 year ago
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the-cimmerians Ā· 10 months ago
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It's 2024. I have been participating in fandom for 40 years. This is a ramble commemorating some history I've experienced along the way.
In 1984, I attended my first convention, and made a beeline for the one long row of covered tables in the Dealer's Room that was, according to the whispered lore of my friends, 'the one'. "um", I said, very suavely and coherently, except for how it was totally the opposite of those things, "I'm here for the... for the, uh. For-"
"Come around here," the man behind the table said with exhausted ennui, so I went around, and he lifted up the table skirt next to him and pointed to rows and rows of boxes underneath the line of tables. "It's all under here."
It was all under there. Along with about five older ladies with glasses, graying hair, cardigans. Flipping through slash zines and chatting in whispered voices like old friends (which of course they were). I noticed one of them had the good sense to be wearing kneepads. I was still too young and ablebodied to need kneepads when crawling on a carpeted floor, but I immediately found her preparedness skills to be both impressive and hot. "You're new," one of the ladies whispered to me--a bit warily, which made sense. "Are you sure you're in the right place?"
In the faint light (the kneepads lady had also come prepared with a flashlight, additional practicality hotness points for her) I grabbed a comb-bound book with a heavy line art piece on the cover, featuring a musclebound Captain Kirk getting righteously and enthusiastically plowed by a stern-yet-ebullient Spock. "This," I said, pointing helpfully at the cover, like I was trying to make myself understood in a language I had only the vaguest knowledge of. "I'm here for this."
Outside at the convention, most of the attendees were wearing large homemade circular pins that shrieked 'K/S is BS!!!'1. But underneath the table, we reveled in the forbidden.
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In 1985, I fell very hard for Starsky & Hutch fandom. Which was simply referred to at the time as 'the other fandom', because there were only two. We were upstarts. Many fannish elders predicted that it was just a phase.
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The 'circulating library' was a massive stack of barely-legible pages that smelled strongly of mimeograph ink. When you were on the list, you would write stories while you waited for your turn, and when the big box was mailed to you, you would read everything (new finds, old favorites), add your own sloppily-typed or hastily-mimeographed stories, and then mail the whole thing to the next person. For me, at the time, it was an extremely expensive indulgence--but my favorite one.
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By 1990, slash fandom had grown enough that I no longer knew everyone in it, which was both thrilling and a bit daunting. A young woman at a convention waited for me after a panel I was part of (I think it was 'writing impactful smut' or something like that), and said she had a question she didn't want to ask in a group setting. I'd heard that before. I said that's fine, go ahead and ask; and she came out with: "Why do you have to be gay?"
I blinked. "Is... that a problem?"
She looked annoyed. "Yes, because your stories are on all the recommendation lists and in all the top zines, but if you're gay and I read something you wrote and I get hot from it that makes me gay, and I'm not gay."
"Wow." I grinned, I couldn't help it. It probably made me look very predatory-dyke-about-to-score-a-toaster. Whatever, it was enough to make her back away from me fast.
When I thought about it later that night, I wondered what it would be like not to be the only queer person in slash fandom.
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By 1997, slash started appearing on the internet. Many fannish elders claimed it was the death knell of slash fandom, or dismissed it as 'just a phase'.
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Anyway, I wrote all this for myself as a commemoration of sorts, but if you took the time to read it--thank you. Love you, fandom. I always will.
1 In those days, m/m fandom was known as 'slash', which grew from the fannish shorthand where 'K&S' meant a story of Kirk and Spock having adventures or tribulations or what have you, and 'K/S' meant a story of Kirk and Spock getting it on (Kirk divided by Spock or Spock into Kirk--it was mathy fannish humor and I was into it then and I still am now). Slash was decidedly unpopular in the fannish world in 1984, and there was a concerted effort to force slash authors, artists, and fans out of 'mainstream' fannish public life. Hence, under the table.
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fingertipsmp3 Ā· 1 year ago
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On the one hand I understand how annoying it must be to get a sea of comments just saying ā€œpattern??ā€ whenever you post a finished object, but also, people who literally never post pattern sources or show the yarn theyā€™re using & make it ridiculously hard (or impossible) to find that information confuse the fuck out of me
#like youā€™ll see on here whenever i post an FO i always link the pattern#and iā€™m totally willing to give details of yarn & needles used (if i remember) & any alterations i made as well#it doesnā€™t take long. i literally just had the webpage of that pattern open. why wouldnā€™t i link it#and what especially gets me is when these people are designers.. like thatā€™s your OWN PATTERN#why are you making it; showing it off to everyone and then not providing a link???#i had to go through 3 different instagram accounts to realise that this woman was the designer and that she has a shop#youā€™re missing out on so much income by doing this.. FO posts for your own designs are like free advertising. why not link the pattern??#i donā€™t think there was a direct link anywhere to the actual pattern. i just found the shop and that was all#like???? why#you went to the trouble to design this; make it; take a million photos of yourself in it; post those photos#and post the design to your shop and charge for it. yet you couldnā€™t post a pattern link in the caption of the post where you modelled it?#linking to a pattern takes pretty much the least effort out of everything else in the entire process#like that levi lovie i made? took me around 4-5 hours. linking to the pattern? 3 seconds#IDGIIIIIIIIII#if you donā€™t want people to make the same things as you just say that#idk. it just sends me how many people on insta are like ā€˜omg look i made this super cute plus size crochet top šŸ„ŗā€™ and then never explain how#iā€™m asking for a pattern not a step by step hour long tutorial#i know you or somebody HAS the pattern. why is it hidden from me#personal#rant
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oceantornadoo Ā· 8 months ago
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bad day (simon riley x reader, best friends to lovers)
honestly, you should have seen it coming. staying in a safe house with four men who have never ending stomachs? but today, it was the last straw.
ā€œyou ate my last cookie?ā€
soapā€™s face dropped, jaw open. your voice was on the verge of breaking, tears forming in your eyes. you never showed this much vulnerability in front of the team, and he was flabbergasted. he shot a look at gaz, who was equally as confused. ā€œā€˜m sorry, bonnie, i didnae ken-ā€œ you pushed your hands on the table, shoving your chair back and out. ā€œitā€™s ok. gonna take a nap.ā€ you were wiping your eyes furiously, feeling unstable. first you got your period four days early (asking price to add pads to the shopping list was something you never wanted to experience again), then you couldnā€™t find your heating pad, and now your cookies were out? maybe it was the hormones, but you were done.
ā€œoof.ā€ you had ran into a thick wall. scratch that, the wall was moving. your vision was blurred by tears you refused to shed that you didnā€™t even realize it was your closest friend ghost. ā€œdove?ā€ you hiccuped. why did he always have to be so nice to you? gruff and mean-sounding to everyone else, but an avid listener and sweet talker when it came to you. ā€œjusā€™ trying to get to my room, didnā€™t see you. sorry l.t..ā€ you tried to maneuver around him, but unfortunately a 6ā€™4 machine of a man did not move easily.
ā€œwhy you cryinā€™, baby?ā€ shit, simon did not mean to call you that. he did not want to have this conversation right now, especially when you looked like you were about to break down. you were always so strong, having to work ten times harder as a woman in the military, and he was always careful to not undermine you or your struggles. unfortunately, that landed him firmly in the friendzone for the past year, unable to confess his feelings without breaking your trust. he maneuvered you to the closest room, which happened to be his. he sat down on the bed, intending to sit you down next to him, but instead you still stood, walking in between his parted legs.
ā€œā€˜m sorry, just on my period and everything hurts and itā€™s all hitting at once.ā€ your eyes were red, avoiding his. he could see you were in pain, and as someone who had endured enemy torture and the hardest forms of training, his heart never hurt as much as it did now. he reached a gloved hand towards your face, brushing away your tears. his other hand came to your lower belly, rubbing circles over your clothes. ā€œshhh, ā€˜s okay. you wanna sit down?ā€ you shook your head in disagreement. you felt like a child, but you were never allowed to be weak outside of your own room. for some reason today, you let simon riley see you weak.
you walked around his body and laid on top of his covers, curling into a fetal position. he let you get comfy, finding a way to lay down that lessened your cramps. finally, you were done moving. ā€œsi?ā€ you never called him that unless you absolutely needed him. he got up and locked the door, not wanting to disturb your peace. ā€œyeah, baby?ā€ might as well use it now, you hadnā€™t complained. if anything your face softened when he said it, and simon riley would die a thousand deaths just to see a moment of relief on your face. ā€œwill you lay with me?ā€
he eagerly stripped out of his gear, climbing on top of his bed to lay down with you. he placed a hand on your arm, letting you choose where you wanted him. you dragged his hand under your sweatshirt, using it like a heating pad for your cramps. you let out a soft moan of pleasure and he answered it with a low growl, pulling you into him by the stomach. his thumb caressed your bare skin with small circles, memorizing every dip and valley. he strived to commit the moment to memory, not knowing if youā€™d ever be this vulnerable again. ā€œfeel better, dove?ā€ you nodded, finally succumbing to sleep that had evaded you the past night. he smiled under his mask, placing a small kiss to the back of your head.
finally you were at peace, and all because of him.
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lovedaruma Ā· 10 months ago
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their spot ā™„ļøŽ
sukuna x princess! reader
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ćƒ¼ in which you and sukuna meet when he unintentionally saves you and you continue to meet him everyday in the same spot.
fem! reader, heian era, grumpy x sunshine, reader is innocent and playful, fluff + short smut
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"Your Highness! Please don't go too far!" you hear your personal maid shout from the distance as you continue to run, laughing and waving her goodbye.
Any other princess wouldn't be allowed to go into the wilderness on her own, but as for Y/N, her family could not care less if she went missing the next morning.
You have already wandered through so many paths, yet there was still more to explore. You take a new route and stumble on an open area, seeing a hill in the distance and couldn't help but gawk at the beautiful area.
You cheerfully run towards the hill, taking a few breaths once you reached the top. From this height, you could see the beautiful view of the ocean, together with the breathtaking sunset. "Oh my..."
The sun continued to set as you watched from underneath the tree, sitting in a comfortable position. The comforting sounds of nature soon make you drift of to sleep.
A growl from the distance awakes you from your slumber. You jolt awake to see that the moon was already up in the sky. "Gosh, how many hours have passed?"
The sound of your voice summons another growl and you start to get nervous. You turn around and look down at the hill and see a big wolf that was twice your size, bright red eyes trying to scare you. However, you were too distracted at the sight of the furry animal.
"Oh my, It's a wolfy! Come boy, come!" you wave your hand, beckoning the wolf to come closer. It hesitates but slowly starts to approach you. "Here boy... I'm nice, I swear!"
The wolf is now in front of you sniffing your leg, you bring your hand to his neck and started scratching. "Aren't you a cutie~ I'm gonna name you-"
Your words were cut off as you watch the wolf get sliced in half, the blood splattering on your kimono.
"Tch."
A voice was heard from behind the wolf, you see a handsome man with four arms and eyes, marks which seemed like tattoos all over his body.
"Hey~ Why did you kill the wolfy?" you whined.
"Shut up, Human. What are you doing here?"
". . ."
He furrows his brows and growls, "Answer."
"But you said shut up." you smile playfully, clearly teasing him.
"You... Do you know who you're talking to?" He slowly approaches you.
He was trying to intimidate you with this slow steps but was shocked to see you stand up and walk over to him instead.
"Well, No! You haven't introduced yourself yet. I'm Y/N. What's your name?" you reach out your hand as you introduce yourself.
". . ."
". . ."
You watch as his four eyes stare at you, trying to figure you out. You smile up at him and put your hand down.
"Well you don't have to tell me if you don't want to! I still would like to know why you killed the cute wolf though..." you pout as you look over at the furry body in pieces.
"You foolish woman. That wolf was going to make you its dinner." he glares at you, "And this area here is mine. I slaughter everything and everyone that trespasses."
He raises one of his hands to kill you in one swoop, but stops as you perk up and grab one of his hands in joy.
"Oh, so you saved me?! Thank you, kind stranger." you give his hand a small squeeze to show your appreciation.
He stares at both of your hands together for a few seconds before he smacks your hand away, "Tch, How dare you touch me."
You pout as you rub your wrist, "Oh, my apologies . It was bad manners of me to grab you without asking. I'll do that next time!"
"Hah, next time?" He chuckled pure evil, "There will be no next time. Don't think you're coming out of here alive, human."
"That can't be, I have to repay you! You saved me, after all... Even though I don't have much influence, I'm still a princess!"
"Princess? Stop lying woman. The only child I know of royalty here is a prince."
"Yeah~ That's my brother!" you smile, unbothered that people weren't aware that there was a princess in the first place. "And I have a name, you know."
A few seconds of silence pass, him just staring at you. He scoffs and turns to walk away. "Leave."
You were about to retort back but realized how far in the night it is so you stand up and call out to him, "Hey~ I'll be back here tomorrow okay?"
You laugh as you see him turn his head to scowl at you.
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The next day soon arrives and you're back at the same spot on the beautiful hill. You sit down under a tree and bask in the view.
The silence was interrupted by a familiar voice. "You have a death wish, huh?"
"Hey there! Come, sit!" you giggle and pat the spot next to him.
"Tch, this is where I usually sit, woman." He scoffs as he sits down, not showing he was curious at the human interacting with him.
"So... I heard a few guards talking about a certain king of the curses...." you side-eye him, smiling playfully. "Hehe, what even is your name?"
"Ryomen Sukuna. Remember the name of the one who's gonna kill you." He smirks.
"Then why haven't you killed me yet?" you tilt your head.
"I'll have my fun with you for now. You're quite the peculiar human."
"Oh, tell me in advance when you're gonna kill me then, Sukuna!"
"You..." he glares, "Do you not value your life?"
"Meh, not really... No one would miss me anyway." I frown, but a smile quickly replaces it, "So I've decided to just live to the fullest. If I die today, at least I had fun yesterday~"
Sukuna stays silent as he watches you cheerfully talk about death with his brows furrowed. You hum a tune while enjoying the comfortable silence for a few minutes and then turn to look at him.
Your lips part when you continue to stare at him, his features complimenting his handsome face. Sukuna, for some reason, found it hard not to look back at your stare. After a while, he turned his head to look back into your eyes.
You flinch as his eyes look into yours. Your cheeks tint at his intimidating state and you give him a shy smile.
"So... um... what's... your favorite color...?"
Silence fills the air at the random question, and your cheeks tint even more. You let out a small laugh at your own embarrassment.
Sukuna takes a peek at the warm flush of your cheeks and lets out a huff, "Red."
You whip your head to him and flash a bright smile, "That really suits you! Mine is white hehe~"
". . ."
"So... what do you like to ea-"
"Shut up."
You zip your lips shut and sit more comfortably next to him. The silence was so oddly comforting that you drifted off to sleep. Your head slowly leaning to to direction Sukuna was sitting.
His shoulder was too high for your small figure, so your head rested on the side of his arm. Sukuna looked down, careful not to move his arm. "Tch, unbelievable."
Although he looked annoyed, he didn't move his arm for the rest of his time there.
You wake up and your eyes slowly open. The sun in the horizon has just set and the moon is starting to peak into the sky. Your head lifts up from an... arm?
"Wha..." you let out a yawn.
You hear a scoff, "Why did you sleep for so long?"
"S-Sukuna?!"
You put the pieces together and realize that Sukuna let you sleep on his arm until you woke up. The thought of that making your cheeks warm.
"Sukuna... that's so sweet of you!" you show a downturned smile to express how grateful you were.
He scowls at you and in a blink, he disappears.
"He didn't even let me say bye..."
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You arrive at the same spot under the tree on the hill. Surprisingly, you see Sukuna already there.
"You're here!~"
He opens two eyes to see your figure running towards him. He sighs and shuts his eyes again, slowly getting used to his human's presence.
You stop right in front of him, admiring his face once more, being less embarrassed now that his eyes were shut. Soon, you give into your temptation.
"Sukuna..."
He opens an eye.
"Can I touch you now? I asked first this time!" you clasp your hands and interwine your fingers to say please.
He scoffs and shuts the eye. You frown letting out a small 'Hmp' of sulk.
"I didn't say no."
You gasp in excitement and reach out your hands to his face. Your fingertips gently touch his face. You didn't notice the subtle flinch Sukuna did.
Your fingers trace the marks on his face. He exhales from his nose, the air hitting your skin making you feel warm inside. You slowly lift your thumbs to caress the area next to his bottom eyes, the rest of your fingers at the back of his ear. You couldn't help but hum a small 'woah~' in admiration.
"Your eyes are beautiful." Flustered at your own words, your cheeks tint in embarrassment.
His eyes open, both of you staring into each other. He glares at you and whips his head to the side, your hands still on his face. "How absurd."
"It's true..." You let out a chuckle and kneel down next to him. This time, you trace the marks on his arms.
What you didn't notice earlier was how Sukuna's cheeks warmed up at your compliment, with the same grumpy face. He shook his head and sighed, focusing on the feeling of your skin on his.
The rest of the day you just held onto his hand tracing lines and giving light massages while bringing up small conversation topics. He gave small answers, but you were overjoyed at your interactions.
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Two weeks have gone by since then. As the days continued, Sukuna began to warm up more to you, talking to you in longer sentences and not telling you to shut up anymore. You were currently on your way to meet him again. Meanwhile, Sukuna was starting to realize his feelings for you.
"Princess Y/N, Please! Finish your food before you go!" The maid sighs as she watches you run away. She looks over at the unfinished plate, wondering what in the wilderness is so interesting to her highness.
As she takes a closer look in the plate, she gasps. "Oh my heavens! T-This is... The Princess is allergic to this!"
Without a care in the world, you skip towards Sukuna's spot, excited to meet your king of the curses.
"I'm here!"
Insted of sitting in his usual spot, he was standing near the cliff, looking at the horizon.
"Sukuna! you admiring the view?"
He doesn't reply and you look at his back, confused. The dark clouds in the sky let out a thunder.
"How dare you."
"W-What?"
He turns around and scowls, "How dare you make me feel- Ugh."
"Huh?" you say confused, raindrops start dropping on both of you.
In a flash, he disappears from where he was standing and was now in front of you. His hand swiftly attacks for your neck but he quickly stops and is an inch away from your skin.
You flinch, but don't move. you give him a chuckle.
"Sukuna... I told you in advance to tell me first before you kill me." you laugh.
He growls in frustration and puts his hands down. "Ugh..."
"But... As strange as it may seem, the time I spent with you was the happiest I've ever been. Thank you for showing me kindness, even in your own way. Farewell, Sukuna. I will never forget you!"
You stand on your tip toes and met your lips with his. It was just a gentle peck, but it sent shivers down her spine.
"Idiot."
As you pull away, content, you couldn't bring yourself to look him in the eyes. 'I wonder what face he's making right now', the thought making you smile. You grab the same hands that tried to attack you earlier and wrapped them around your neck.
"Huh?" you look up at him confused, only to be more confused as you analyzed his face.
'He looks... troubled? I'm not so sure'
He pulls his hands away from your neck and sighs. He grabs you arms and rests his head on the crook of your neck, inhaling your scent. "What kind of sick curse is this..."
". . . Sukuna?"
Although he wasn't exactly hugging you, you wrap your arms around him and hug back. The rain hitting the both of you as you warm up in each other's arms.
". . . I'm confused, are you still killing me or not?"
". . . Pft."
You gawk as you hear Sukuna let out a chuckle. Seeing his lips turn up was a better view than the horizon behind them.
You look up at him and smile, "Hehe, you still haven't answered m-"
The moment was interrupted when you cough out blood. A sudden burning sensation you feel in your chest. You let go of him to hold your chest in pain, your body slouching as you groan.
"D-Damn...I-I shouldn't have-ugh... ate those."
"Y/N?!"
The sound of his name flow out of his voice made your heart flutter but the pain overpowers that.
"Agh-" You drop to the floor, "Don't w-worry, these are just allergies."
He gets on his knees and uses his reverse cursed technique to heal you from your suffering. The pain was too much for you to handle though, and you pass out in his arms.
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You jolt awake in your room, looking around confused.
"Sukuna?"
You call out for him but nothing happens. His scent still lingering in the room so you're sure he tucked you back into bed.
You smile as your heart flutters, going back to sleep.
"Y-Your Highness! Are you sure you're okay?" your maid stutters as she hands you your breakfast the next morning.
"Yes yes~ Don't worry about lil' old me!"
You quickly finish your breakfast, wanting to see him as soon as possible. You quickly run and you arrive at the spot in no time and you see him there.
You don't even call out to him, you just run towards his sitting figure, bend over, and wrap your arms around his neck.
He jolts in surprise but immediately calms down as he takes a whiff of your hair.
"Sukuna, you saved me twice already. Thank you for yesterday." you smile, embarrassed to make eye contact with him.
He places a hand on your back to push your body into his. Now, you're straddling his lap and you stay in position.
You fidget your hands, "Ugh~ It's kinda awkward now after I did a whole farewell speech yesterday..." you whine as you recall the events yesterday.
"Yeah, you're farewell kiss too."
You blush and groan into his shoulder, clenching your fists in his robe in embarrassment.
"Hah, is the princess embarrassed? Look at me."
As if it was a spell, you comply immediately and shyly pull away to look at him.
He grabs your chin and pulls your face closer.
"You have to take responsibility for what you did yesterday." He smirks.
"R-Responsibility?!" you squeak.
"Don't think I'll be satisfied with a mere kiss, Princess."
He smashes his lips onto yours. Unlike the sweet and short peck, this was hot and passionate. His upper arms land on your waist and slides the up and down the side of your body.
You feel his tongue enter your mouth and you shift your hips to adjust your position, making you grind on his crotch. The friction making you both groan in pleasure, all of his blood rushing to the length under his robe.
"S-Sukuna." you couldn't help but whine his name in the middle of your tongues dancing. Hearing his name turns him on even more, and his hands go from your hips to sliding inside your kimono to grab hold of your breasts.
You let out a moan at his touch on your bare chest. His bottom arms sliding up your kimono underneath you, his hands traveling up to grope both cheeks of your ass. Wanting to touch him, your hands go down to his chest, sliding inside his robe to touch explore your hands around his bare chest and abs. Your touch making Sukuna groan and start grinding his hips underneath yours, you moan in his lips and grind on him as well.
His hands slide off your kimono, leaving you in your undergarments. The cool air hitting your skin, but you couldn't feel it from the heat of the intimate moment. His bottom hands start to tug on your panties and he whispers into your lips.
"You think you can handle me, Princess?"
You moan in confirmation, sliding off the top part of his robe and continuing to grind on him. He hisses in pleasure and rips off your panties and throw them to the side.
"Ah!" you squeak in embarrassment, pulling away and looking down at yourself, but what caught your eye is the visible bulge twitching underneath the fabric of his robe. You curiously grope it, causing a moan to slip off his mouth, and snatches your hand away.
"Later."
He grabs both of your wrists and pushes you to the clean grass. He looks up and down your naked body and smirks, feeling another twitch from his cock. His eyes landed on your pussy, already soaking wet.
His eyes darkens and he grins, ready to devour you. He brings a hand to your folds and run his fingers along the wetness dripping down your thighs. "How can you be this wet already?" he chuckles and inserts a finger inside, his other hands playing with your breasts.
The sensation making you moan in pleasure, the back of your hand covering your mouth in embarrassment. The moans continue when he starts thrusting the finger in a moderate motion. After a few seconds of adjusting, he shoves another finger in.
The sounds of his fingers fucking your wet pussy fill the air. He feels your walls clench and sees your body start to arch. He sees the way you were making a mess already just with his fingers. Your moans get whinier and he loses it.
He grunts and shoves the robe of his body and your eyes widen. You stare at his two cocks twitching in the air, gulping at its huge size. "S-Sukuna..."
"You want to stop?" you whine and shook your head immediately, "That's what I thought. Now come here, princess."
Not giving you enough time to process, he picks you up and puts him in the stradling position you were earlier in, the tip of his cock goes in and he thrusts inside.
"Ngh- Ah~ S-Sukuna." He grunts in reply, feeling your pussy clench in his hard cock.
"Fuck, princess."
The pleasure was nothing you ever felt before. You look down and see his other cock twitching against your stomach. You reach your hand to grab his length which causes his head to roll back in pleasure and let out a deep moan.
You pump his cock, while adjusting to the other cock that was already inside you. "Prince- Agh, Shit." Your hand going faster and faster, the sounds of his groans making your walls clench, making him groan even louder.
He grabs your hand to stop you. "I can't hold it anymore. I'm gonna destroy this tight little pussy, yeah?"
He grabs your hips and starts bouncing you up and down, his cock thrusting inside of you without mercy.
"Ah... Suku- Agh~" You were drowning in pleasure, eyes rolling back as you listen to the sounds of your wetness and both of your skins slapping against each other.
He was thrusting into you mercilessly, your mewls just making his climax come closer. He feels your walls clench uncontrollably and he moans your name.
"Y/N. Fuck- I'm going crazy" he huffs, acting like an animal in heat.
He pushes you back into the soft grass into a new position, bringing your knees to your chest, his cock thrusting into you sloppily. A visible bump in your belly when he thrusts inside. Two hands behind your knees. One hand rubbing your clit. One hand pumping his other cock.
"Agh~ T-There... Sukuna-"
He hits a certain spot causing your body to twitch and making your eyes water up from the pleasure.
Sukuna pounds faster into your pussy, his precum smeared along your soaked walls. You were letting him use your body and it felt so good.
You feel something building up inside of you, and you whine. "Ah- wait! Sukuna~ I- I-" you whine in pleasure as your body arches, your juices spilling into his cock.
"That's right, princess. Let it out." he coos into your ear. "My turn."
You gasp for air as he thrusts again into your sensitive pussy, making your mewl echo into the air. Your juices increase the sound of the wetness as he slaps his skin into yours, the mix of your arousals filling the air.
"Fuck- I should fill you up, huh? Breed my precious princess?"
"Agh- P-Please!~ I-"
He moans as he shoots his load into you and fill up your pussy, having both of your juices mixed up. His other cock also shooting cum onto your stomach. Your body twitches at the feeling of his seed inside you, grabbing both of his arms for support. He sighs in pleasure and pulls out, watching as the juices ooze out of your aching pussy.
"You did so good, Princess." is the last thing you hear before you pass out.
You flutter your eyes open to see a room that wasn't yours. Sukuna lying down next to you in bed. You look down on your clothed body to see you were cleaned up and well taken care of after.
"Sukuna..." you mutter, eyes still droopy "I can't move my legs~"
"Heh, you're gonna get used to it."
"Hm?" You tilt your head.
"You're mine now. This is the consequence of your actions, right? You can't escape now." He smirks as he picks you up and puts you on top of him.
You stare at him in shock then laugh, "Now why would I dare leave my king, he'll get lonely without me~"
You plant a sweet kiss on his lips and pull away to see a smile on his face. His smile making you feel warm inside as your cheeks tint. You giggle and snuggle into his arms and you enjoy each other's warm, and will continue to enjoy each other's presence in the future.
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writersdrug Ā· 2 months ago
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waitress readerā€™s reaction to bartender Ghost getting hit on by someone they think is more attractive?
Oh, she would be so so jealous.
You're wiping down your table, standing on your tippy-toes to reach the middle of the high-top, when you spot the receipt tucked in between the sugars and the pepper. Another successful, big tip, and you're tucking your rag into your server apron and jogging across the floor to share your victory with Simon - when you spot her.
She's sitting at the bar; perfect, blonde waves of her hair cascading down her upper back. She's stylish, wearing a green, corduroy jacket and skinny jeans, wedges on her perfectly manicured feet. Her ankles are crossed politely on the edge of the barstool, her back is arched with perfect posture, and you just know her boobs are a ten out of ten, even though you're facing her back. She's definetly taller than you, you can see that while she's sitting down.
You're so jealous you're probably steaming - and the worst part about it is Ghost. He's not giving her the gruff, unbothered attitude he usually gives everyone at the bar - far from it. He's leaning back against the liquor shelf, eyes crinkled in what you can only assume is a flirtatious smile, hands gripping the counter to flex those goddam Greek-god muscles. He listens to her as she prattles on, laughing at everything and anything he has to say (he just asked if she needed more napkins. Why the fuck is that so funny?!)
Truthfully, he's over this chick. He's the same as you, playing up his charm to keep those tips rolling in - but this girl is exhausting. Always laughing, kinda daft, talks like she's the only woman on the planet... his muscles are tense as he fights the urge to throw his rag at her, he's grimacing behind his mask, teeth clenching to hold back an annoyed groan and god does she ever shut the fuck up-
He notices you, standing in the middle of the restaurant floor, pen tucked into your hair, with flyaways sprouting from your scalp like fireworks, chin slightly jutted out in a pout. Your hands are balled into fists at your sides - you're choking your notepad to death, and you have the nastiest, most adorable look on your face that Simon's ever had the pleasure of seeing.
He scoffs, folding his arms over his chest. "Doin' alright, luv?"
You blink at him, and he has to hold back a snort. The girl turns around to you - great. She's hot, too.
"Oh- hey..." she grabs her ramekin from her dish and holds it out to you. "Is there more ketchup?"
You glare at her for a few moments, not bothering to hide your distaste for her. Simon's about to get it himself, but you snatch the ramekin from her and storm past the kitchen door with a "lemme see."
Ghost furrows his brow at your irate behavior. He wonders if one of the customers gave you a hard time; he politely excuses himself from the woman (thank fuck, she's getting exhausting) and goes to check on you in the kitchen.
"-ye need a feckin' wot now?!"
"I need you to fill a ramekin with half ketchup and half tobasco!"
"Ye got hot sauce oan all th' bloody tables!"
"I need you to do it!"
Ghost chuckles to himself, putting the pieces together. He isn't blind - he recognizes that green-eyed monster anywhere, lord knows he's felt it too. Makes his chest ouff up a bit, seeing you get all ruffled and grumpy over him. It also makes him feel a bit better about fussing over you, when his patrons try to win you over. Guess we both have double standards.
You walk back out, smiling at the woman and handing her the ramekin back. "You got the last of the ketchup! Enjoy!" And, with a cheeky grin, you walk back off to tend to your tables.
She looks at Simon and he shrugs. "Looks like ya got lucky."
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r3ynah Ā· 10 months ago
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I Can be everything and anything, at once
A 27 years old Phantom was challenged to a bet, by his co-workers at the watchtower. Green lantern stated along with the the other heroes that If he could help every single one of them at least once in a month while not using any his powers and he also had to be physically and mentally there as he helps them. the cherry on top was that he needed to use his real identity instead of his ghost form in this mission.
If Phantom successfully conceals his civilian identity, while helping them, he gets to know everyone's deepest darkest secrets.
But if he loses, he must do everyone a favor and must keep it no matter how outrageous it is.
Ofcourse Phantom agreed, because he was no bitch, okay so maybe he is, he only accepts bets like this if he knows that'll he'll win. so yeah.
Besides, having no powers for this, is really a piece of cake, if you're a raging gender fluid that knows his way around makeup and can easily change the sound of his voice, to be honest the shapeshifting parts that he got from his powers are basically just add-ons.
Well what was he waiting for? afterall he needed all the blackmail he could get, not as Phantom but as Daniel James Fucking Fenton, this was an opportunity to go batshit crazy and he was absolutely stealing it.
The very first hero Danny approached to help was Wonder Woman, who thanked Danny who was now disguised as a woman wearing a long ass Red wig, and some clothes he "borrowed" from Jazz who just joked about Danny being her twin, and wished him luck.
"Thank you, young lady for your brave actions to help me." Wonder woman sincerely thanked the boy in disguise as she held both of Danny's hands as gratitude "may I ask the name of my savior? "
"My name's El, It's a pleasure to know you." Danny smiled a little wider.
The second was Flash, which Danny found completely amusing because of the way he helped the speedy hero, who tripped while patrolling around the city.
Danny who was now in a more gothic attire( thanks to Sam's help) caught the hero's wrist before he embarrassingly fell face first on the ground.
"You okay there sir?" Danny asked, as he kept a firm grip on the man's wrist to make sure he doesn't fall.
Meanwhile Flash who thought he was in those korea tv romance dramas only blue screened for a few seconds before finally get his shit together. "yeah- um- name's Flash, and you are?"
The hero tripped on his own words, making Danny amused as fuck. "James, it was nice to finally meet you"
Okay, about like three weeks in, and Danny managed to help almost everyone in the watchtower, and only a few more to go,( he didn't get why most of the heroes he helped either started to stutter or blue screen in their spot once they talk to him. like damn is this how all of you treat every civilian who interacts with you? that's just sad) but at this time, Dan and Elle found out, and were now demanding to join, with the excuse of basically being Danny but in alternate or clone form, which Danny had no choice but to give in, I mean he wasn't breaking any rules so technically this was alright.
Danny wanted to take a break so Dan took over this time.
currently Nightwing was observing the outside of the gala, Bruce was invited to, something about a bunch of drugs being hidden within the crowd, and was now being passed around.
He intently remained focused on his observation, while also keeping a conversation with Oracle and the others on the comms, he didn't realize that he was too far off the edge of the railing he was standing on, until he missed a step.
Nightwing would never admit that he let a quiet squeal to his siblings ever as he fell, he closed his eyes and braced for impact, he would never expect to fall into the arms of a man 3x bigger than him, he stared at the man, and the man stared at him. 'holy shit' Nightwing thought.
The man, chuckled making Nightwing internally scream. "When I wished for Desiree, to make someone from above to save me from this trash party, I didn't think it would be one of the birds of gotham, to come and fall for me let alone the handsome one."
Okay Nightwing was now full on red from blushing, he was put down gently by the man on the ground, before offering a handshake, once Nightwing accepted the handshake, Dan pulled the hand closer to his mouth then gave a quick peck on the back of the hand vigilante's hand. "My name's Dan Masters, it's a pleasure to meet you."
his siblings can eat dirt on how they were teasing Nightwing Right now, but this was fucking worth it.
And the last to have gotten help from Danny was John Constantine, Danny actually had a reason on why he saved John for last, and that's because John actually knows Danny's identity, so for this mission he asked the help of his daughter Elle.
Elle had helped John by fixing a ruined summoning circle, who also helped him negotiate with a demon, and somehow all day, Elle just stuck to Constatine's side, her explanation? 'He'll die without me' fair point John thought as he took the kid, to order ice cream and to hangout in the park.
"You know kid, you remind me of someone." Constantine stated while keeping his eyes on what's infront of him, which was just a bunch of trees.
Elle who sat next to him, still eating her Ice cream looked up at him and said. "Really?"
"Yeah like you two literally have the same aura and all just a little different, but I don't know who yet." He replied and ruffled the kid's hair. making the girl laugh.
"Hey John!" Danny greeted behind them, and then all the gears inside of Constantine's head began to work. he let out a groan as he realized the girl beside him was the clone of the man behind him, well he needed to kiss that secret of his goodbye. here on this spot right now or he'll die of embarrassment if he waited any longer.
"Danny, let's go on a date." Constantine stated, not facing the Man.
this comment made the Father and Daughter choke on literal air.
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