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Ya girl may have been recruited into an MLM đđť
#not men loving men unfortunately. god i wish#i should have expected multi level marketing at the job fair but i didnât and that was my own fault#i dodged the avon reps without even letting them put perfume on me but i was bamboozled by some sales people#as soon as they started talking about signing up your family and friends and joining a zoom i was like oh i really shouldnât have given#this woman my number should i#then she called me and my friend âsparkly peopleâ and i was like honestly. really#iâve been awake since 5; i didnât want to come to this; iâve spent the past 3 days crying because i know i have to put my dog down soon#my best friend? has a toddler and two jobs. she just went to this thing so i wouldnât have to be by myself#and i also because i cannot drive. so she brought me for the price of a bubble tea and a bao bun#anyway so i need to find this personâs number and block it really. so that i donât ignore a call from someone who actually has a job for me#i did leave my cv with some legitimate people. and i have free pens and some out of date haribos. weâre all good#personal
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everybody go home. this is my magnum opus
#HELP THIS IS KILLING ME#the original version of this had hua cheng in a âi have a CRAZY wife she hates STUPID PEOPLE and LOVES DOGS and im NOT AFRAID TO USE HERâ#but if hua cheng was at midwestern gas station number 472 in the novelty slogan tshirt aisle#she for sure would get some sort of âyour wife (woman symbol) vs MY WIFE (wonder woman silhouette)â#or âtrophy đđ WIFEâ#or possibly a âreturn to wife if lostâ#or âi have a SMOKIN HOT wifeâ#or âim the BOSS til my WIFE gets homeâ#or â5 things you should know about my WIFE: 1. she is my queen 2. she is a bit crazy 3. she can whoop your ass#4. she says whatever she is thinking 5. mess with her and theyll never find your bodyâ#or âi go to work so my wife can COLLECT SCRAPSâ#or even at worst. â my wife is the PRINCESS the mouse LOSTâ#xie lian would be initially embarassed. but you know her ass would be wearing a âproud PROPERTY of an AWESOME WIFEâ shirts @ heaven meetings#or âiâm not scared of ANYTHING - my WIFE is a CALAMITYâ#which was sold as a metaphor for your wife being mean and powerful. but she wears it straight.#or even âim not GAY but my WIFE isâ lmfao#anyway.#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#hualian#hua cheng#xie lian#hualesbians#modern au#tgcf meme#my art#art#tgcf shitpost#lmao#mxtx
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this has been a roller coaster of a design journey but finally I can present you: class swap artificer!adaine and rogue!fabian
#dimension 20#fantasy high#fhfy#fhsy#fhjy#fabian seacaster#adaine abernant#fh class quangle#goodbye... goodbye hoodie kid adaine..... we have mecha pilot/power armor adaine instead#I couldnt really land how she'd get a hoodie reliably in freshman year given the abernants pattern of confiscating shit from her#so I kinda switched gear and dug a bit into a like sukeban aesthetics instead. and since shes with the AV club I like the idea of#like a radio coord thing for her. hence the suspenders#I fully admit the sukeban thing is influenced by the hacker woman in ghostwire tokyo who I have a small crush on#she's SO cool. too bad about a number of things with that game#the jacket of useful things is a racer jacket this time bc Im predictable like that#her ensemble in junior year is her tank top + overall it might not be clear enough in the pic...#just had the thought ''man I should do turnarounds for all of them'' and immediately had to slap myself out of it#anyways uh! fabian I have inflicted with my favourite thing to do to characters who like to stealth or fly under the radar#which is Bright Extremely Noticeable Jacket That Hides Your Hands#fabian's ghost motif has led me to the famous horror movie trope of silhouette with iconic jacket from afar#(see Sinister and Alice Sweet Alice)#and I love to imagine him hanging the coat up somewhere and opponents aiming there instead of at him#but also the raincoat is specifically modeled after the yellow fisherman's raincoat#and. that led to. me thinking abt fabian pulling riz up at that cliff with a net instead of the battle sheet lmao#so his junior year design is fully Fishing. which is so fucking funny it has obliterated all other possibilities from my brain#ranger flavour: captain ahab#I still debate making him carry around an actual fishing rod tbh. right now Im giving him a rifle grappling hook thing#gods. I just think High School Classmate Suddenly Gets Way Too Into Fishing is the funniest fucking thing that can happen#thank you fabian. thank you for giving me this. love you buddy#still blanking on kristen but! throughout this whole storm here I've realised I just need to fuck around
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i will always shout praises of bi4bi but given recent discourse I feel the need to say that I love bi4het too! I just love bisexuality in general in its many forms, and anyone who only likes it when it's 'queer enough' for them is biphobic. Bisexuals should be able to bring their LaMe CiShEt BoYfRiEnD to pride without being made to feel like spectators and outsiders to their own event.
#3 am queer discourse take <3#anyways hot take number two. cishets do belong at pride. everyone who wants to celebrate queerness should be welcomed at pride#if a completely cishet business major fratboy wants to come to pride and vibe with us then he should be welcomed!#not even like. oh he has a queer sibling. no. if he's just a cishet dude who wants to spend his saturday at a parade then hell yeah#like completely ignoring that you have no way to tell he's definitively those things. it shouldn't matter regardless imo#pride is not a secretive club you need to be let into. it's a feeling and a celebration and a statement and a state of being#and whatever you want it to be#burying my other related hot take under the tags readmore ksdjksdjksdj#idk. i'm just tired of a lot of the things people seem to think about bisexuality's validity relating to bi women specifically#this is frustration with the gatekeepy and straight-passing discourse of it all#I'm tired of people being expected to act and to preform and to BE queer enough for others' opinions.#am I still welcome if I haven't been with a woman in a few years? if I dress boring? if I like m/f? if I don't listen to chappell roan?#joking on that last one but like. idk. never straight enough for the straights but never gay enough for the gays#constantly some mercurial in-between that offers no comfortable easy group to put us in.#what do i have to do to not be judged as a filthy hettie? are my doc martens enough for you yet?#like oh sorry let me cuff my jeans and have a bob and wear a button up over a cami and wear etsy earrings. am I visually bi enough yet?#let me apologize for the cardinal sin of liking men too. let me wash my hands of any time a cishet man has held them.#if it was a bisexual man then just hand sanitizer is fine right? where do you draw the line on my queerness?#let me preform for you in a way that makes me queer enough.#anyways. sarcasm aside. I think I've made my distaste for this whole affair evident#if you don't want cishets at pride then what happens to those you incorrectly deem as cishet? do I need to prove myself to you?#am I passing as straight? am I passing as gay? am I enough for onlookers?#is it not enough to just show up at pride and celebrate? anyone and everyone who wants to?
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20 questions to HATE (dc edition)
There was this one artikel a while back which was somethign like 30 questions to love. and then i saw a tictoc with a girl who made her own version 30 question to HATE. So i made a dc version. if someone answer all 20 questions and you dont HATE them afterwards you guys have a very special connection <3. (i came up with these with the help of @rina457)
You have to make one Robin (Dick, Jason, Tim, Stephanie, Damian) not exist permanently and never have existed. Choose which.
Superman comics, Batman comics, Wonder Woman comics, Flash comics. You can only keep 2.
How many children does Batman have in Canon.
Design a new character for the Wonder Woman mythos.
Choose one Titans Team constellation.
Worst Batman writer.
Opinions on the Young Justice cartoon.
(similiar to 3 but different) who do you consider main batfam.
Which non canon book do you consider canon.
Worst dc artist.
Kill one person permanently. (not the joker)
Favorite tom king book.
Which book would you give tom king to write.
Opinion zu the dark knight returns.
Favorite jason todd version.
Which character do you think is better in the new 52 than outside the new 52.
Who is in your opinion the favorite sibling for each of the batchildren.
Best supergirl.
Worst supergirl.
Choose a Superboy love interest.
BONUS: YOUR favorite controversial opinion!
(Sorry these are kinda batman heavy, however batman fans are the ones which the most ontroversial opinions.)
#dc#batman#superman#wonder woman#flash#elis posts#evil elirium#number 1 was orignally just robin however everyone would say carrie and we all would agree to much#this is the questionare of disagreement!#i asked my sister how you spell opionions and i asked her if i should spell it like onions but with a p but she said no with another i#and i said you dont know how i spell onions#is evilirium better than evil elirium?#evilirium
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We met waiting for the train. And when it went astray, You asked if I'd seen it pass. I said I thought it was delayed.
Apparently that's all it took, To strike up a conversation. The world seems less lonely. What luck, I was at the station.
#writerscreed#spilled ink#dark academia#original poem#original poetry#my poetry#poets on tumblr#my poem#writers and poets#poetry#poem#writers on tumblr#female writers#writerscommunity#short poem#poems and poetry#poems on tumblr#words words words#what's this?! a poem about my life??#directly inspired by real life events#met a lovely woman at the train station on thursday evening#our train was delayed by 25 minutes - she asked if she'd missed it#we started chatting#continued to chat once we were on the train!!#and right before she left (she gets off the stop before mine)#she asked if i had whatsapp#gave me her number#and said we should stay in touch!!#besties im screaming#did i just make a friend right out in the wild??
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I wish So Bad that I could confidently recommend lob corp and library of ruina to people because they're both genuinely rly good games and I also need ppl I know to understand the insanity that is project moon but like godddd they are a fucking Investment. Both in time and in brainpower. I generally think ppl exaggerate how hard lob corp is but it's certainly not easy and when it does get hard it gets HARD. Also it literally requires at least one day 1 reset (basically a new game+) to fully beat the game and at this point I've done at least 10. And for lor I'm not nearly as far in and I'm just scratching the surface of the real game but it's a beast of its own. Also 100+ hours and also hard as hell. Like this game does not fuck around with its difficulty spikes it will make you use your brain and it will give you a damn headache in the process. It's also one of my favorite card combat games I've ever played with mechanics that just so beautifully complement each other to create a dynamic and interesting battle system that gives it a completely different vibe and feeling than any other deck builder games I've played to the point where it almost feels wrong to me to categorize them together. But also I am not even slightly joking abt the headache thing every time I play this damn game I close it with a horrible headache and have to take a multi day break. I think everyone should experience this with me <3
#rat rambles#for the record I have not played limbus company nor do I plan to but the cast is rly good and I know a lot of ppl vouch for it#let it be known if I ever do get around to reading limbus stuff I will become obsessed with outis shes so me bait#youre telling me shes a middle aged woman a war criminal and a bootlicker? sign me the fuck up#I <3 crusty dusty women who suck ass#also ofc don is also the beloved but thats a given#the real question would be which of the other limbus women would comsume my life#because theyre all contenders for characters that could make me go insane. for better or for worse.#also reason number 500 that everyone I know should play these games is that its sooooo fun to make project moon ocs#ofc I and I imagine most ppl mostly make nugget ocs (aka your employees and combat units in the first two games)#but like its just fun to make ocs in this world in general#the worldbuilding of this game is like 90% built on 'would that be fucked up or what?' and I adore it for that#theyll just be like yeah theres a whole faction that follows these things called prescripts which can range from super simple stuff to#literally impossible stuff and if you aren't able to follow them you will be killed and theres a guy whos job it is to hand them out and he#has to routinely inform people to their face that they have to destroy their lives or die and it eventually breaks him#and you go ok cool Im still not over the teleporting trains that dont actually instantly teleport but instead travel through pocket#dimensions over the course of thousands of years during which the passengers can be injured and mangled and feel pain but not die and it's#not uncommon for whole societies to be formed in them but once they arrive to their destination the state of all the passengers is#perfectly reverted back to their state uppon entering leading to them being none the wiser of anything that had previously happened to them#and they go yeah haha we liked love town too anyways wanna watch this robot have another mental breakdown#and you go fuck yeah and get your ass handed to you
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WHY IS SPIDER-MAN ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE OFF THE TRENDING PAGE RAHHHH!???!!!!
#BRING IT BACK UP#NUMBER 1 LIKE IT SHOULD BE#Last night it was perfectly fine and then I wake up and see it gone wtfđ#I'M NOT DONE HYPERFIXATING ON IT YOU BITCH#BRING BACK MY BOYS AND GIRLLSS!!!!#AND MY BF HOBIEâźď¸đŁđ#across the spiderverse#hobie brown#miles morales#pavitr prabhakar#gwen stacy#peter b parker#miguel o'hara#spider woman#the spot
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Recently was forcibly informed that â25mg sugar is the most sugar that a woman* should eat in a dayâ and am haunted by this and basically refuse to believe this. Due to the fact thatâs like. Thatâs like the amount of sugar consumed by drinking a single beautiful soda
#*woman; for some reason I canât exactly determine the number for men is significantly higher#32 or 36 or something#and as a transgender I have no idea which one I am considered at this point . having been on t since December . when does that impact how#my body processes fructose. who can say#sorry I should tag this uh#Ed tw / just in case?#anyway I have a really extreme sugar addiction just so you are all aware#I have never tried to cut it and never will. thanks so much
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when i made an underrem 'height' chart BUT theyre like smallified versions SO I CAN DRAW THEM BETTER AND CONSISTANTLY THUS NOT A VERY USEFUL CHART.
#like i can tell u how tall dream is vs asgore undyne is slightly shorter than dream#alphys and nightmare are around the shortest (not including the children)#muffet is JUST slgihtly taller than them. TSIURIS HEIGHT IS AN ENIGMA SOMETIMES WE'LL GET TO HER LATER#gaster???????? MY AVERAGE MAN??? good LUCK me#grillby has yet to even be in this au by the way hes not EVEN HERE i dont what to do with him yet so#(more designwise i mean. i dont need a story for him in this i have ENOUGH)#mettaton is like... maybe average sized i dont KNOW hes short than dream and undyne taller than muffet and MMM#WE DONT HAVE NUMBERS BTW U JUST HAVE TO G U ES S#its just cause im bad with heights so. i need a comparison to understand Tallness#anyway um i dont what brought this up i think i was thinking of something else#i really should share undyne or something cause i love her casual outfit cause HELLO beautiful lady THAR SHE BE#alyphs has every right to crush on her are U KIDDING#muffet is so proud of that woman (but also impressed how oblivious she can be about the swooning ladies)#underrem#goes in the tag because im just typing things now
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I am not attractive enough in any way to be this picky about women T_T
#some woman asked for my number at work last night#i said no for like 3 immediate reasons#but in retrospect i probably should have just given it to her
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Thinking about geto because I want to pour milk on him and throw him against the wall. Imo his beliefs are inconsistent and self serving (which makes sense because he developed said beliefs at age 16/17 while his mental health was at an all time low). Because while he seems to have the primary motive of "only sorcerers = no curses" taking into account how he treats Maki, who has no cursed energy, it shows that the "no curses" thing isnt the main focus- bc while he decided on tbe "forced evolution" thing, theoretically he should not be Opposed to ppl w heavenly restriction bc. They still fuckin. Don't contribute to curses from what I can tell. Also heavenly restriction is pretty obviously something that is punished by uh. Is it just the Zenin's who have it. Anyway they hated Maki and they Hated Toji so he clearly isn't standing for "oppressed sorcerers" bc if so Maki should be like. The kind of person he wants to help more, as someone who would be oppressed by ppl who aren't sorcerers as well as the powerful clans.
Anyway. While getting rid of curses is for sure part of his motivation, as well as helping sorcerers (see Nanako and Mimiko) id honestly argue that his main problem that lead to him spiraling was. How do I put this. Being knocked off a pedestal
Because he was one of 3 people given the ranking of "Special Grade", and he and satoru are grouped as "the strongest". And consider that satoru comes from a powerful clan and literally has some weird omniscience and invincibility shit going on so that's a whole fucking. That's gotta be a wild ego boost, especially for someone who comes from a family of ppl who aren't sorcerers. Like you spend all this time being a fuckin weirdo and then someone finds you and it turns out you're actually incredibly special and strong, given the same rank as a fucking God Child? You're gonna have some wild self perceptions after that
Anyway then you get to watch your invincible friend get stabbed, watch the girl you became friends with and feel shitty about kinda ruining the life of get shot, and get your whole shit rocked by some guy who can't even use the magic power bullshit you have. (Though he's got a whole physical thing going on because of the trade off)
Also writing all of this out actually makes me understand the Cult Leader progression more, like besides the fact they killed ur friend and you want em dead. You're probably struggling with your ego (especially since your weird God like friend got a whole power boost from the situation) so you create a fucking eugenicist cult where you can consistently prove your superiority to yourself (surrounding yourself with people who will agree with everything you say).
Anyway in a similar vein I wholely believe in "a loving father is not inherently a good father" Suguru + Nanako & Mimiko dynamic
Final thought is roughly I feel like looking at Suguru thru the lense of "this character had a level of privilege that they felt they truly deserved, and after experiencing events that are genuinely traumatic and horrific for any person, they develop reactionary beliefs to try and regain a sense of superiority and control" rather than "oppressed minority who killed oppressors and wants to do eugenics"
#Eugenics TW#cult TW#ask to tag#Suguru when I catch you#Anyway this was me thinking Abt the fact that Toji ISNT a normal human. He just can't use jujutsu. He's like supernaturally powerful anyway#So Geto's whole shit is like. Pretty misdirected. Though also personal thought is I don't think His parents were good (and he's projecting#That onto every other person who's not a sorcerer) mostly cause like. Going straight to murdering your parents is not really expected#Progression in eugenics id think? Bc if you posit urself as the ''superior'' person theoretically ur parents should also b part of that#Bc genetics or whatever. Idk how genetic sorcery shit is but even tho his parents Weren't sorcerers usually ppl would make excuses I think#So. Basically I feel like he probably did not have a great relationship w them. Not that that makes him any better more just like. Thinking#Through what's happening in his head...why the fuck did he decide on a different last name for that woman. WTF is wrong with him#I am suguru's number 1 LOVER and his number 1 HATER. I'm suffering bc none of the fanfic makes him enough of a bitch#It's really fucking something bc like. Looking at him as someone who's had similar thought progressions and is unlearning the kind of toxic#Black/white extremist thinking he has going on. It's cathartic in a way to deconstruct that and be able to analyze my own thoughts as well#But then no one is putting in the effort to actually engage with his ideas and the flaws in them (INCLUDING THE AUTHOR.)#Anyway most people when they have a crisis and reach an extremely bad mental health situation would join a cult rather than take over a cul#But suguru is different. That's why I love him and also why I'm going to break his ribs.#Diversity win this autistic trans guy fucking sucks so bad you want him dead#I need to tag these damn posts w something but I'm too lazyyyu
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thinking about the mlm and transmasc rep situation again and i think the thing that gets me about it is how exceedingly easy and completely inconsequential it would be for a single writer to just sprinkle in a bit of rep. like a bulk of the queer rep we already have is via random npc dialogue out in city maps or festivals or something and is not even voice acted. you literally have to change NOTHING and dont even need to pay for extra voice lines to just change a single pronoun or word in some npc's pop-up text from "girlfriend" to "boyfriend". this is not a replacement for centered, featured representation with actually memorable chararacters played by queer actors or so on, but it'd be SOMETHING and it's amazing in a sad way that we have like actually nothing right now
#my stuff#sorry this is one of the very few gw2 things i still start getting a little tilted about#they should make chul-moo gay i think.#he has kind of a Quality to him#edit: forgot my train of thought hang on#i forgot to say that part of why this would be so easy is that its how this happened in the past#sya was added to the game by a dev named teddy who im unsure if she still works at anet anymore#(im unsure if she still goes by teddy but thats what i remember her by so)#teddy herself is a trans woman and wrote in sya when she was assigned to add npcs to the new lions arch#teddy worked on a number of areas of the game over the years and she was ALSO responsible for the onscreen kasjory kiss#(and also for making raids work. which isnt lgbt but like good for her)#so it was this one dev who was trans and iirc gay? maybe? who took it upon herself to add the rep she wanted to see#which is so fantastic and i just wish like#that we could get More Of That#its possible that anet doesnt have mlm or transmasc writers atm but i feel Doubt about that#i think a lot of it has to do with games still being a 'boys space' and making mlm rep a hard sell#its sad
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âwhy is taylor friends with the mahomes when brittany isnât nice to her and also they support trumpâ she knows that. both of these things. sheâs just not letting the bully her out of their group of friends thatâs also hers and actually existing around people who see politics differently to you is the most effective way to help them soften towards seeing things another way when they realise youâre just as human too
#of course it doesnât mean you have to put yourself through spending time with shitty people#but Iâm seeing people say she doesnât know what brittany tweets and I highly doubt that#girlie knows how to play the high school social systems and unfortunately when youâre famous being in your 30s is still Like That#and also for a billionaire to support people who donât build their policies on protecting your privilege? ik we donât like billionaires but#just think for a moment what it must look like to see if youâre also a billionaire because some of them are gonna think sheâs insane for it#either way hanging out in the same circles with someone doesnât mean you condone everything they do#and in the event where sheâs oblivious and thinks theyâre genuinely friends or a number of other scenarios?#sheâs still a grown woman who can make her own decisions and does have people around her should a backstabbing event occur#but I want to reiterate my last point again. the only reason people are so right wing is because they donât ever meet normal people#and consider the needs of like. most of the population#so anyone who can stand to break into their bubble and stay themselves is actually doing more good than we realise#and thereâs more to be said about *other causes* but just like her post was targeted at potential swing voters#the reason she knows these people so well to be able ro target rhem is that she does have some overlapping circles with them#and weeding that out does more of a disservice to activism. no comment on the impact on her (or your) mental health#but keep that in mind when you donât know whether the people you hang out with are good people all the time#taylor swift#brittany mahomes#patrick mahomes#usamerican politics#anti purity culture
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also i don't think exact numbers are all that important like i'm not gonna scream and cry until it's perfectly even and i know that's not realistic and doesn't make sense anyway (case in point:) but while we were tallying the numbers for purgatory 2 last night to get rough estimates we were kind of giggling about going well there's this many women, this many men, and then one aimsey, bc i don't know exactly what to do with star so they get their own category
#bell.txt#it was like 7w 22m 1a (idr the exact numbers and it changed today obvi)#my understanding is xe doesn't mind being referred to as a female streamer? but i wasn't sure like. exactly how they like to be referred to#so just. 1a#also shub is also gq but i know she's fine with being called a woman#but yeah like. im not asking for it to be 50/50 women to men#im asking for more diversity and more inclusion overall#which feels like. perfectly reasonable and what we should all be pushing for generally for everything
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Broskiâs, I just watched a movie at my dadâs (and momâs but my dad is the one who texted me about it) recommendation and I looked it up expecting to find some feminism, maybe some shit about the creepy, grapey* vibe a character (the villain of the story) gave off, maybe some love for the intelligent queen who kept fighting to get herself out of a truly horrific situation, no matter the cost, or especially for her sheer badassery at the end of the movie, and instead just found thirst posts and fanfic for aforementioned villain? :/ because I want some of that previously mentioned stuff on Red Eye, but now Iâm just lowkey mad >:-/
#Iâm also mad about the number of women in this movie who apparently just let shit fly under their radar#cause no self respecting woman in real life would see anything those attendants did and just go on with their evening#for instance when I was like 12#12!#I went out for dinner with my grandparents and out waitress looked like MAYBE she MIGHT have been sad at some point in her day#(slightly red cheeks and a smile that only barely reached her eyes)#and I spent the whole meal tossing around in my head if I should ask her about it and made sure she got an extra large tip#and I. was. twelve.#there is no way that a fully aware adult female#would irl see any of the things the attendants see in this movie and not take her aside and check up on her#especially with how clearly she fears him#or at the very least show suspicion that something wasnât right#that 11 yo is the realest bitch in the movie#in conclusion this movie was written by a man#đ#so back to what I started with#I want more content on the hero of this story#and I want more hate on the creep#is that too much to ask? đđđ#anywho#red eye#red eye movie#lisa reisert#movies#rants
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