#this will age amazingly

[mountain-lion-gremlin]

me sitting here realizing since I've been in the nonhuman community I have held very very dearly to the idea that my stuff can and WILL be saved for some stranger to dig up and be horrible to me later ;-;

Like this has stopped me from saying some really dumb shit and getting incredibly offended when i was younger over whatever. Thank you imaginary future haters that have saved my furry tail from making a fool out of myself 🤝🤝🤝

[tswwwit]

Aaaaaaaa I need to see Dips face when he finally gets his memories back he'd be so pissed like Why The Fuck Would You Handle Someone (me) That Traumatized That Horribly You Idiot

In Bill's opinion, the absolute best remedy for someone messing with you is to mess them up right back! And ten times as hard! That's way better than any smarmy 'therapy' jazz!

You'll have to forgive him; he's used to being the guy that fucks people up, not the guy that helps with the aftermath.

[turtleblogatlast]

I love watching the other series and comparing how the characters are presented in each iteration. It’s honestly so interesting to see how each series tackles the same base concept and I genuinely haven’t found one I didn’t enjoy/haven’t been enjoying.

[sardonic-the-writer]

hi friend sard! question inspired by my brain deciding this is the absolute best time to start trying to write a coming of age story despite having so much work to do / catch up on and having one of my finals tmrw: how would ezra act in a coming of age story? this could be a more realistic one, like him moving schools as a kids, or one with supernatural :] elements, like development of powers or traveling to another world or smthn

interesting one! honestly if there were ever going to be a coming of age movie staring or even featuring ezra, it would be of a summer camp type situation. the whole shebang. he's a camp counselor trying to find a way to occupy the hot summer hours, make new friends his age, all while beating the heat. the movie would be spent either with him as the comedic side relief to the two other counselors that are obviously the stereotypical love interests, making friendship bracelets with the kids, or just straight up being the protagonist that ends up finding himself amongst buggy weather and spilt soda.

or at least that would be the plot, if it wasn't for the last hour of the movie that is spent focusing on the slaughter of the camp, ending in him falling down a well escaping from said slaughterer— the likes of which has fangs and fingernails sharper than knives

[brandinotbroke]

english speakers will never understand the struggle of when you don't know whether to siezen or duzen someone

[thelien-art]

Melkor writing his book in the fourth age Valinor; inspired by @foxindarkness fanfiction: "Build Up A New Us"

This started as a sketch last week when I was rereading it and then I just got gripped by it, then I added a background and I didn´t hate it, so I had to make Melkor himself more detailed and I liked it enough to want to show people, also everyone who hasn´t read it yet? What are you doing? Go check it out, it is my favorite fanfiction EVER!

[bloo-is-batty]

Looking back now, it is so crazy that Haruhi Fujioka wasn't my "heads up" that I might be nonbinary when I was younger. Lolz.

Cuz looking back on it now, it is so damn obvious. Thanks for being here, Haru. Lol.♥️

[whatthebec]

It really is so sad how good of a band the 1975 is

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

Listen I don't intend to watch dragons rising... but Kai and Wyldfires dynamic is actually so silly they're so funky I watched like four clips I love a feral lass and a middle aged man who likes naps

[shift-shaping]

Chapters: 26/? Fandom: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games) Rating: Mature Warnings: Major Character Death Relationships: Female Lavellan/Solas (Dragon Age) Characters: Solas, Female Lavellan (Dragon Age), Varric Tethras, Blackwall (Dragon Age), Original Dalish Character(s) (Dragon Age) Additional Tags: Varying Chapter Lengths, Teacher Kink, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Slow Burn, extensive wycome arc, Protect Clan Lavellan Summary:

Between Orlais and Ferelden, the Frostbacks rise like the spine of a great sleeping body. The beating heart of this giant is Skyhold, the ancient fortress from which the Inquisition reawakens. Enaste Lavellan is its reluctant leader, half-captive, half-savior. In her loneliness she seeks out Solas, first for guidance, then for someone to collapse the distance with.

This is not her body. This is not her home. Yet she controls the blood flow all the same.

An Inquisition fic following Enaste Lavellan. Tags and rating subject to change. This story began as a series of ficlets on tumblr, hence the short and varying chapter lengths. Will likely contain sensitive subject matter, viewer discretion is advised.

[sacredglitch]

time to feed the hyperfixation with some headcanons for the semi robotic person;

- After the roller skating incident, he took it upon himself to actually learn about skating and now uses it predominantly to move about. Bought a pair of those shoes with the kick out wheels and Heelys, of course.

-Since he, canonly, can pick up other universes and planets TV shows; to pass time he'll find something bizarre and tune out the world to watch it.

- Adding to this he makes himself close his eyes when doing so. Not because it makes him see things clearer, but because when he's focused on the show, he does not blink. Which unnerves the other Muppets greatly.

- This mother fucker is the most autistic puppet I've seen and I will die on this hill

- Also v body dysmorphic. He turned himself from a 'person' to a technobot for crying out loud.

- Y'know how people will stick their tongue out on poles during winter? Digit does it but to CRT TVs. Kermit has walked in on him more times than he can count just face smushed to the TV. Apparently he likes the feel and 'taste'.

- Stims with the coil cable on his switchboard if he's idling.

- Finds a lot of comfort being close to someone. But this can turn out to be a little much for some as Digit doesn't comprehend personal space most of the time. Kermit is the only one that's adapted to him, normally getting Digit to move back a little but holds onto his hand or jacket for assurence.

- Sometimes when words fail him, Digit will take out his head port and plug it into the nearest screen, displaying the thought he's trying to convey.

- If this dude was an actual human, he would be 6' something. He radiates tall slender man.

- Also 100% naturally stands with his hand like a t-rex.

- Flinches a lot and tends to make himself look unthreatening (this is somewhat canon, watch him carefully when Kermit loses his shit over the band practicing, or Gonzo yelling)

- Common sayings tend to pass over his head such as bite the bullet or right as rain. He will take them literally.

- Adding on that, he's had 'blue screen' moments where too many conflicting thoughts or tasks cause him to freeze. Such as needing to ensure the selected shows are working without interfering with the broadcast or similar situations. Usually a flick of his switch fixes him though he feels uncomfortable afterwards, almost like dealing with the after effects of a migraine.

- As much as he loves music and techno, he will happily vibe out to white, brown or static noise if things are just a bit much.

- Favourite dance is The Robot (naturally) but really enjoys The Wave too. Tried to get Kermit to do it with him but he just got the frog flailing his arms in response, implying his arms can't do it. Digit just blinked at him then reversed the dance back, unbothered by it.

there's probably more that my brain has yet to plop in but these are my favourite. I've also been thinking of a what if he was in the muppets (2015) and how he'd fit in...

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

I am caught up on that fucked up vampire show in time for tomorrow amazing

I have a lot of thoughts but I keep going back to Twilight and how much of a piss poor exploration of vampires it is and honestly just wondering why SMeyer wrote about vampires when she very definitely did not want to write about vampires.

[disillusionedjudge]

((I got this off of etsy and I'm ecstatic

[patchwork7987]

Terry discovers blueberrys ft humanoid designs me and my friend made

This is a lazy drawing but my joke was epic so i had to make something quick so I'd have a excuse to post it.

[gh0str3c0rd3r]

hrrhehrnenegeghhhh ripping and tearing and bearing my teeth and biting and gnawing and snarling and maiming and

[tearlessrain]

straight up did a double take while watching the old Addams Family series because there's an episode where they just casually decide to ask Pablo Picasso to teach them to paint and I like. thought the bit was that Picasso is dead for the first 1/3 of the episode because I fully forgot that Picasso was actually very much alive in the 60s. Which even having double checked on wikipedia feels very incorrect.