#this will age amazingly

[mountain-lion-gremlin]

me sitting here realizing since I've been in the nonhuman community I have held very very dearly to the idea that my stuff can and WILL be saved for some stranger to dig up and be horrible to me later ;-;

Like this has stopped me from saying some really dumb shit and getting incredibly offended when i was younger over whatever. Thank you imaginary future haters that have saved my furry tail from making a fool out of myself 🤝🤝🤝

[tswwwit]

Aaaaaaaa I need to see Dips face when he finally gets his memories back he'd be so pissed like Why The Fuck Would You Handle Someone (me) That Traumatized That Horribly You Idiot

In Bill's opinion, the absolute best remedy for someone messing with you is to mess them up right back! And ten times as hard! That's way better than any smarmy 'therapy' jazz!

You'll have to forgive him; he's used to being the guy that fucks people up, not the guy that helps with the aftermath.

[ladyluscinia]

Saw Venom 3 today and left feeling entertained but also perplexingly less satisfied than the previous two and kind of like they had carefully set up a tackboard and methodically pinned all the necessary parts for actual stakes I give a shit about but then handed me the thread to actually connect them while giving me an apologetic 🥺

...and then I remembered this one was produced entirely under the MCU formula (including giant CGI fight that can't be bothered to involve the narrative) and it all made sense.

Still the actors were having a blast and the shots were fun and they did go heavy handed on the Symbrock even as they left it hanging so still better than most recent MCU

[turtleblogatlast]

I love watching the other series and comparing how the characters are presented in each iteration. It’s honestly so interesting to see how each series tackles the same base concept and I genuinely haven’t found one I didn’t enjoy/haven’t been enjoying.

[sardonic-the-writer]

hi friend sard! question inspired by my brain deciding this is the absolute best time to start trying to write a coming of age story despite having so much work to do / catch up on and having one of my finals tmrw: how would ezra act in a coming of age story? this could be a more realistic one, like him moving schools as a kids, or one with supernatural :] elements, like development of powers or traveling to another world or smthn

interesting one! honestly if there were ever going to be a coming of age movie staring or even featuring ezra, it would be of a summer camp type situation. the whole shebang. he's a camp counselor trying to find a way to occupy the hot summer hours, make new friends his age, all while beating the heat. the movie would be spent either with him as the comedic side relief to the two other counselors that are obviously the stereotypical love interests, making friendship bracelets with the kids, or just straight up being the protagonist that ends up finding himself amongst buggy weather and spilt soda.

or at least that would be the plot, if it wasn't for the last hour of the movie that is spent focusing on the slaughter of the camp, ending in him falling down a well escaping from said slaughterer— the likes of which has fangs and fingernails sharper than knives

[brandinotbroke]

english speakers will never understand the struggle of when you don't know whether to siezen or duzen someone

[thelien-art]

Melkor writing his book in the fourth age Valinor; inspired by @foxindarkness fanfiction: "Build Up A New Us"

This started as a sketch last week when I was rereading it and then I just got gripped by it, then I added a background and I didn´t hate it, so I had to make Melkor himself more detailed and I liked it enough to want to show people, also everyone who hasn´t read it yet? What are you doing? Go check it out, it is my favorite fanfiction EVER!

[regularsystemdeez]

All this new graphics technology game developers have to play with and we still don't have a game that looks as good as Sonic Colors.

[eightspringdays]

fujimoto is probably one of my fav mangakas because he's so fucking weird but in a very millennial way. he's absolutely unhinged in a way it could've given him at least 4 lobotomies 80 years ago.

he is not misogynistic nor homophobic, which makes him better than 80% of the mangakas except for Gege "I breathe yaoi" Akutami.

fujimoto is to yuri, what gege is to yaoi

he's just fucking weird because no sane mind would've written fire punch. it's GOOD but the fact the chilliest thing happening there is CONSENTED CANNIBALISM tells you everything you need to know

[bloo-is-batty]

Looking back now, it is so crazy that Haruhi Fujioka wasn't my "heads up" that I might be nonbinary when I was younger. Lolz.

Cuz looking back on it now, it is so damn obvious. Thanks for being here, Haru. Lol.♥️

[whatthebec]

It really is so sad how good of a band the 1975 is

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

Listen I don't intend to watch dragons rising... but Kai and Wyldfires dynamic is actually so silly they're so funky I watched like four clips I love a feral lass and a middle aged man who likes naps

[shift-shaping]

Chapters: 26/? Fandom: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games) Rating: Mature Warnings: Major Character Death Relationships: Female Lavellan/Solas (Dragon Age) Characters: Solas, Female Lavellan (Dragon Age), Varric Tethras, Blackwall (Dragon Age), Original Dalish Character(s) (Dragon Age) Additional Tags: Varying Chapter Lengths, Teacher Kink, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Slow Burn, extensive wycome arc, Protect Clan Lavellan Summary:

Between Orlais and Ferelden, the Frostbacks rise like the spine of a great sleeping body. The beating heart of this giant is Skyhold, the ancient fortress from which the Inquisition reawakens. Enaste Lavellan is its reluctant leader, half-captive, half-savior. In her loneliness she seeks out Solas, first for guidance, then for someone to collapse the distance with.

This is not her body. This is not her home. Yet she controls the blood flow all the same.

An Inquisition fic following Enaste Lavellan. Tags and rating subject to change. This story began as a series of ficlets on tumblr, hence the short and varying chapter lengths. Will likely contain sensitive subject matter, viewer discretion is advised.

[sacredglitch]

time to feed the hyperfixation with some headcanons for the semi robotic person;

- After the roller skating incident, he took it upon himself to actually learn about skating and now uses it predominantly to move about. Bought a pair of those shoes with the kick out wheels and Heelys, of course.

-Since he, canonly, can pick up other universes and planets TV shows; to pass time he'll find something bizarre and tune out the world to watch it.

- Adding to this he makes himself close his eyes when doing so. Not because it makes him see things clearer, but because when he's focused on the show, he does not blink. Which unnerves the other Muppets greatly.

- This mother fucker is the most autistic puppet I've seen and I will die on this hill

- Also v body dysmorphic. He turned himself from a 'person' to a technobot for crying out loud.

- Y'know how people will stick their tongue out on poles during winter? Digit does it but to CRT TVs. Kermit has walked in on him more times than he can count just face smushed to the TV. Apparently he likes the feel and 'taste'.

- Stims with the coil cable on his switchboard if he's idling.

- Finds a lot of comfort being close to someone. But this can turn out to be a little much for some as Digit doesn't comprehend personal space most of the time. Kermit is the only one that's adapted to him, normally getting Digit to move back a little but holds onto his hand or jacket for assurence.

- Sometimes when words fail him, Digit will take out his head port and plug it into the nearest screen, displaying the thought he's trying to convey.

- If this dude was an actual human, he would be 6' something. He radiates tall slender man.

- Also 100% naturally stands with his hand like a t-rex.

- Flinches a lot and tends to make himself look unthreatening (this is somewhat canon, watch him carefully when Kermit loses his shit over the band practicing, or Gonzo yelling)

- Common sayings tend to pass over his head such as bite the bullet or right as rain. He will take them literally.

- Adding on that, he's had 'blue screen' moments where too many conflicting thoughts or tasks cause him to freeze. Such as needing to ensure the selected shows are working without interfering with the broadcast or similar situations. Usually a flick of his switch fixes him though he feels uncomfortable afterwards, almost like dealing with the after effects of a migraine.

- As much as he loves music and techno, he will happily vibe out to white, brown or static noise if things are just a bit much.

- Favourite dance is The Robot (naturally) but really enjoys The Wave too. Tried to get Kermit to do it with him but he just got the frog flailing his arms in response, implying his arms can't do it. Digit just blinked at him then reversed the dance back, unbothered by it.

there's probably more that my brain has yet to plop in but these are my favourite. I've also been thinking of a what if he was in the muppets (2015) and how he'd fit in...

[disillusionedjudge]

((I got this off of etsy and I'm ecstatic

[onewordshy]

That time of year again!