#this wasn’t supposed to be so long

[chocor0se]

do you think along with all batfam members having their own room in the manor they also have their own completely separate room? like the manors pretty big and there’s probably a lot of unused or abandoned spaces so why not?

it starts with dick getting his own gymnastics space when he first moves in and decorating it with things that remind him of the circus and his parents

then jason finds an old room after he moves in and starts putting random stuff he can’t fit in his bedroom in there until realizing he just made himself his own little space (in which dick finds out and remembers his own room in the process)

and eventually tim makes-gets his own blackout room for photography that’s decorated with a lot of batman and robin apparel and suddenly it’s a tradition

steph’s room has a lot of purple in it, and i like to think she uses hers to collect things she finds on patrol that she finds interesting (ex: a homemade card for spoiler, rocks that look cool, broken toy/stuffed animal, etc)

i’m not too sure about cass, but i think hers would be like steph’s collection but more as a collection of stuffed animals and/or things that are just generally comforting (ex: soft blankets, fidget toys, maybe a tv to watch movies(cass’s room is the favorite to go in))

barbara doesn’t get her own room at first because when she’s batgirl it hadn’t become a tradition yet but eventually after becoming oracle she gets her own arcade room (each game wheelchair accessible obviously) in which she absolutely schools everyone in all the games

when jason comes back he redecorates his room, putting in more books after the library fills up and practically making it a comfort room like cass’s except it’s less fluffy blankets and wonder and more vintage quilts and comfy chairs. it’s technically a second, smaller library, but jason also adds other things like play posters and pictures of the other bats and the outlaws (it also has a lot of hidden weapons just in case that everyone pretends not to know about)

damian’s room is actually a balcony that was left unused because it was in a corner of the mansion that no one usually went into. he uses the balcony to paint or draw the outdoor scenery and animals, and occasionally his siblings. despite him using only a balcony the others convince him to decorate so the entry way to the deck is lined with his drawing and paintings, though he usually keeps the balcony itself cleared out aside from an easel, table and chair so that he can just focus on the subject.

[just-absolutely-super]

OP au crack

Mega: you can put me down now Gutsman, I'm feeling better. Really

Guts: No! Guts. Hub is stressed and worried and has run all over looking for the Captain while he's wounded. That's no good. Guts!

Mega: but-

Guts: Hub can rest and try to feel how the Captain has it through your link. Guts!

Mega: I... yeah okay. I'll try Gutsman. Still very dizzy though

Meanwhile

Lan: oh! OH! That dumbass!

Roll: what? What's going on with Hub?

Lan: that dumbass stressed and worried himself so much that he became dizzy!

Mayl: is dizzy an emotion?

Roll: no, but I'm guessing this isn't the first time Hub has been like this, and that's how Lan reconize it

Mayl: that makes sense

Lan: Roll! When we find my dumbass big brother which is also your dumbass boyfriend, I'll need you take a look over him and comfort him

Roll: sure, but aren't you gonna comfort him too?

Lan: I'm gonna chew him out for being this dumb! Then I'll comfort him. Bjt first chew him out.

Mayl: it's so weird that Lan will be the one chewing someone out.

Roll: I know, right

In that moment Lan steps on a trap, and a rope snares around his ankle. The same ankle Roll saw over earlier. Lan gets dragged up and hangs upside down

Mayl: Lan! Are you okay

Lan: ...... I hate this

Mega: Oh no…

Guts: What’s wrong, guts?

Mega: Lan is now annoyed, and slightly in pain! Hurry Gutsman!

Guts: But which way?

Mega: Let me concentrate! My problem earlier was I got too worked up to pay attention to his direction…….. Okay! Got it! Head south!

Guts: Right, south, guts! …..Hub?

Mega: Yes?

Guts: Which way is south, guts?

Mega: …*sigh* Go left of here

Guts: Right, I mean left, guts!

Mega: I hope Lan is alright…

Meanwhile

Lan: Get me down!

Roll: Hang on, I need to find something sharp to cut you down! Oh if only I had my bow…

Mayl: Here, this rock looks sharp enough! I’ll climb up there and cut him down

Roll: No, I’ll do it. If I fall I can float down with my sky boots. Just make sure there’s soft padding for him to fall onto

Mayl: Okay!

Roll climbs up to where the snare is

Roll: You hanging in there Lan?

Lan: *glares*

Roll: That wasn’t a pun, I promise

Lan: A likely story, I know who your boyfriend is!

Roll, rolling her eyes: Just stay still and once Mayl gets some padding under you, I’ll cut you down. Hopefully the force of the snare didn’t mess up your ankle…

Lan: …

Roll: You’re worried about him, aren’t you? I am too…

Lan: I can feel he’s not too bad off, but still, that idiot doesn’t know how to put himself first. Would it kill him to be a little selfish?

Roll: It’s great you two have such a strong bond. You care for each other very much, I’m almost jealous

Lan: Don’t be, he’s probably just as worried about you too. Me being the wild little brother takes his priority though

Roll: I know, I didn’t mean it like that

Lan: I know you didn’t

Mayl: Okay it’s ready! Cut him down!

Roll: Got it! Ready?

Lan: Yes please, I was ready 10 minutes ago!

Roll cuts him down and Lan falls. Unfortunately, Mayl miscalculated how he would fall and he ended up landing on her instead.

Lan: OOF!

Mayl: EEP!

Roll: Oh no! Are you two alright?

Lan and Mayl, face to face with each other and blushing

Lan: S-Sorry!

Mayl: N-No, it’s okay, you didn’t know this would happen! Are you hurt?

Lan: I mean my ankle feels off, but that doesn’t matter, are you hurt?

Mayl: No, I’m fine…

Roll: Oh my, I feel like a third wheel now *giggling*

Lan: Oh shut up!

[remxedmoon]

y’know what? fuck you. *UNGRAYSCALES YOUR ISATS*

no wait come back there’s greyscale versions under the cut :(

[izzystizzys]

There is a scratch mark on the floor of the Council chambers that Mace has never noticed before. Not a deep one, mind, quite shallow. This matters because it’s making the white-hot pulse of agony stabbing through his eyeballs ebb momentarily. Then, he chances a glance upwards at the fidgeting Knight in front of them, and it returns in full force.

Huh, he’s never seen Oppo Rancisis’ face turn that colour before.

“Hmm”, Master Yoda hums, deep and scratchy. His expression is unreadable even to Mace beyond a baseline gremlinness, and the force with which he grips the edges of his seat is making his bones creak. Master of the Order you should become, they said. Follow the calling of the Force, you should. A fulfilling purpose, it will be. Mace is going to hunt the little goblin for sport when this is all over, and he’s going to laugh the whole time.

“Show us the livestream again, could you, Knight Parvo?” Yoda asks. Mace bursts a capillary, he’s pretty sure, and so does poor Knight Parvo, whose orange Mon Cala skin tips all the way into blood red with stress. “Most unusual, this is.”

“Absolutely not!”, Ki Adi intervenes before Mace has to, thank the Force for little mercies. Plo Koon’s tusks tremble slightly with either suppressed laughter or abject horror, maybe both, and Stass Allie has her head in her hands. “The holo stills should be enough”, Ki Adi proceeds to add, and Mace has to reconsider all feelings of grace he just felt towards his fellow Councillor.

He never wants to watch Yoda zoom in on someone’s abs again. Or Depa raise her eyebrows at the curve of thighs bent over the dripping front of a speeder.

“Speeder Wash For Our Troops”, his former padawan reads out loud from a still of what has to be hundreds of the things gathered in the public senate parking lot. “Fund Our Boys And Get A Wet Seeing-To!” The series of images features dozens of Coruscant Guard troopers in various stages of unkitted, gleaming and shining with soap suds and water. The fact that the whole thing is also massive shatterpoint after massive shatterpoint is, quite frankly, insulting.

“Well hello- oh dear”, Obi-Wan’s blue form crackles to life in his chair, followed by several sounds of choking that are definitely not him. Good, Mace thinks acidly. If he has to deal with this, then so does kriffing Skywalker. “I’m sorry, why am I looking at Commander Thorn using a washrag like a lasso on top of a speeder?”

“Oh, the Guard’s little fundraising project”, Bail Organa says, as he steps into the Council chambers. Normally, Mace likes the man well enough. Now, he just smiles and adds on, “I’ve already donated, in mine and Breha’s name. Remotely, of course.”

“The Guard’s fundraising speeder wash?”, Obi-Wan repeats, edges of his holo form flickering with what Mace suspects is Skywalker very unsubtly trying to edge in. Force, but the man really is horrible at any and all stealth, like kissing his secret wife in an open arena in front of his Master. “And they are fundraising for…?”

“GAR budget allocations have to come from somewhere”, Organa shrugs. “And with the tide of public opinion turning, they’ve been tending towards cuts. The Guard feels them more keenly than any other sector - they’ve been reduced from half to quarter rations, and medical supplies have not made more than a token appearance in the last draft. The Chancellor has cancelled three consecutive meetings on the matter, and thus it was agreed that a more hands-on approach was needed. Any surplus will go into the Army fund.”

“Surely it can’t be that dire”, Oppo protests, a slightly less concerning shade of purple now. Senator Organa shrugs again, jostling the smattering of cracks slowly building around his person in a way that makes Mace wince quietly. “It’s all publicly available data, Masters.”

It really can be that dire, as it turns out. And quarter rations is only scratching the surface of how dire, considering the Guard has apparently never had access to bacta in all their posting, and also includes requisitioning forms available to the Senate for reconditionings and decommissionings, two words Mace has only heard Ponds whispers amidst shuddering in the early days of the war before Shaak Ti went off and just about tore some throats out over it.

“Alright”, he concedes, rubbing at his temples. “Fair enough, we have failed to tackle a massive blind spot in the Guard’s well being. There is no Jedi assigned to Coruscant, and that’s an oversight on our behalf. But how in the everloving kriff did this get past the Chancellor and Commander Fox?!”

Who have both signed, black on white. Bail Organa smiles cryptically. “Well, if you scroll a bit past that one image, up to the industrial speeder in the back - Commander Fox is currently having credits stuffed into his codpiece in the back, I believe.”

“HE’S WHAT IN THE WHAT NOW”, Commander Cody screeches through the speaker of Obi-Wan’s holo image, and Mace has to summon every bit of Jedi-serenity he possesses in his body to keep from dropkicking a cackling Yoda through the chamber windows.

[svtswhorehouse]

BRAT TAMER! JIHOON — nsfw

brat tamer! jihoon who you know you’ve finally pushed over the edge and is pissed when he goes silent and stops what he is doing.

brat tamer! jihoon who has such a powerful and dominant aura, all he has to do is look at you to get you to shut up and submit to him.

brat tamer! jihoon who keeps his words and responses short, ordering you to get on the bed or on your knees, but his voice holds so much authority, you do so without a second thought.

brat tamer! jihoon who makes sure you know your safe word and makes you repeat it a few times to him until he is sure you're not going to forget it.

brat tamer! jihoon who makes your stomach do flips and turns in excitement, fear, and anticipation because of what he might do to you.

brat tamer! jihoon who doesn't so much as spare you a glance or speak to you as he rummages through the drawers and pulls out a red bullet vibrator.

brat tamer! jihoon who orders you to spread your legs wide, hands on the back of your thighs pulled up to your chest so your bare pussy is on full display for him.

brat tamer! jihoon who ends up manhandling you into the position himself after you refuse to do it because of how much of a vulnerable and pathetic position it puts you in.

brat tamer! jihoon who spits on your cunt, causing you to let out the filthiest moan.

brat tamer! jihoon who gives you no time to prepare or process before he sets the vibrator on the highest setting and places it against your clit.

brat tamer! jihoon who holds you in place and smacks the insides of your thighs when you try to close your legs or escape because of how intense it feels.

brat tamer! jihoon who quietly listens to you beg for him to let up, but doesn't say anything besides telling you to use your safe word if it really is too much.

brat tamer! jihoon who makes you cum not once, not twice, but MULTIPLE times from just the vibrator alone.

brat tamer! jihoon who doesn't seem to care about the tears running down your face or constant apologizing for misbehaving earlier. brats deserve to be punished and he stands by that.

brat tamer! jihoon who FINALLY puts the vibrator away and tells you to get on all fours.

brat tamer! jihoon who smacks your ass when you take too long and smirks at the way your legs are quivering from your intense orgasms previously when you're finally positioned.

brat tamer! jihoon who has to hold himself back from thinking with his dick and just slamming into you already.

brat tamer! jihoon who runs a finger through your folds from behind you, causing you to whine and jerk due to sensitivity.

brat tamer! jihoon who lets out a small laugh when your elbows give in and you fall chest forward towards the mattress because he slammed two fingers into your dripping hole out of nowhere.

brat tamer! jihoon who keeps a brutal and steady pace, occasionally adding fingers as he thrusts them in and out of you causing your eyes to roll into the back of your head and for you to start muttering gibberish.

brat tamer! jihoon who makes you squirt, completely soaking his shirt and the sheets below you, but you can't seem to care because everything just feels too good and so intense. (too bad he's not done with you yet though.)

brat tamer! jihoon who once again tells you to use your safe word if it's too much when you start to mutter how you can't give him another orgasm when you hear his belt unbuckle.

brat tamer! jihoon who wraps his hand up in your hair while he lines himself up with your entrance.

brat tamer! jihoon who takes in your moans of sensitivity as he rubs his tip through your folds and tears of pleasure falling down your face before slamming into your cunt.

brat tamer! jihoon who groans at how easily he slips into you because of your previous orgasms practically turning you into a waterfall.

brat tamer! jihoon who is relentless as he’s pounding into you, not caring that’s he’s overstimulating you.

brat tamer! jihoon who brings you to an orgasm so quick that he’s yet to cum which means he’s not done with you yet.

brat tamer! jihoon who makes your mind go completely blank from how good he’s making you feel and the only thing you can even bring yourself to think about or say is his name.

brat tamer! jihoon who makes you cum yet again except this time he cums right along with you and inside of you, filling you up.

brat tamer! jihoon who kisses your head and takes good care of you after.

brat tamer! jihoon who would hold you close for the rest of the night while you slowly fall asleep in his arms.

[staticnonapus]

Mmmmm I thought of something juicy as Knockout would say

Imagine this:

SG!OP goes into heat in the middle of a battle

Instead of retreating like someone with their sanity intact would do he lunges at poor SG!Megatron and they tumbe away from th battle which soon after finishes with both sides retreating while waiting for their respective leaders to come back.

On the other side Optimus is furiously riding Megatron's spike and Megs just let's him, too entranced to realise what he was actually doing.

And here's the kicker:

After a few rounds Megatron’s rut coding activities and Optimus, who had planned to ride and run after a few megacycles, finds himself trapped beneath a very enthusiastic Megatron who was currently making sure that neither of them will be able to walk after that.

He has a hard time fighting back - not that he wants to anyways - because Megatron has his wrists pinned down, making sure that he won't get more scratched up than he already has.

Optimus is having the time of his life but would never admit it even under the threat of torture.

They may or may not have accidentally created the first sparkling in 4 million years (up to you to decide)

:]

hghnnnn hot…

Good for megs for having that much stamina, op would ride his spike like he’s crushing that pelvis…moaning and laughing in the most unashamed manner that ratchet rolled his optics on the other side of the battlefield. Megs was rather quiet but he was holding on for dear life XD waiting for the chance to strike

Optimus was stunned for a few nanoclicks when his helm smashed onto the ground. Megs was usually less violent than this so he really got on his nerves this time. Megs was panting heavily while wrecking op’s forge, the rut coding suppressed part of his processor and he couldn’t form a thought other than filling this hot steamy valve. He wanted to spark this smug slagger, crush his ego, and make him cry for mercy.

Optimus probably tried to punch him but only managed to flip himself over instead. That’s good enough for op, since he got to watch megs’s helplessly lustful face as the waves of overloads fried his processor. He couldn’t remember what he screamed or when did it end. He’s gonna get random cramps for a few days afterwards, but it’s worth the price.

I feel like sg Optimus would be a borderline okay mama. He would say ‘I chopped the kids up and ate them for breakfast.’ while the sparklings (outside the camera frame) were sucking on his refineries. He would tell megs that his refineries were clogged and bursting and it hurt so so much (with a faked 🥺 face) just so megs can reluctantly suck them out. Megatron found it weird and humiliating but op found it hilarious.

[sogoodtoheritsvicious]

Jax Teller relationship hcs!

warnings: None.

a/n: No gifs are mine unless stated otherwise!

• Who said “I love you” first? Jax did! You guys had been dating for a few months at that point and he just knew. He said it while you guys were on a date at the beach.

• Who would have the other as their lockscreen? You would and the picture is always being updated! Right now it’s a picture you snuck of him while you guys were baking.

• Who leaves notes on the bathroom mirror? You both do! Cute little things like “love ya!” “lookin’ good!” “have a great day!”, just things to make the other smile.

• Who brings the other souvenirs from the places they visit? Jax does! He obviously travels a lot more than you because of the club and he always makes sure to bring you back keychain or a postcard from wherever he stops!

• Who kisses the other awake in the morning? you do. that man is NOT waking up til noon unless he has to lmao

• Who surprises who at work with lunch? it’s usually you but on rare occasions jax will be the one doing the surprising!

• Who was nervous on the first date? him, surprisingly!

• Who kills the spiders? oh, that is all jax!

• Who loudly proclaims their love while drunk? he does and it makes you blush every time, doesn’t matter how many times he does it. the guys always tease him the next day but he feels no shame

[elizabethzoopzoop986]

I hate this fucking manga how am I supposed to have a life and write essays about shit when I sit down start to think and all that comes to mind is some gay little toilet freaks istg it’s a hard knock life

[verified-villain-fxcker]

Mr. “I Could Not Prevent It” could have, in fact, prevented the implosion of his 77 year situationship in that dining room, he just CHOSE not to.

[kathren-is-here]

What can I say I love some Greedy old duck characters who have prominent rivals they’re iconic

[starsmush]

(banana fish) a day in the life after

happy bday to ash my most beloved ever the absolute light of my life i love u sm 🤲🤲🤲

[ambeauty]

additional thoughts on the bear

I rewatched bolognese, omelette, and the bear last night and noticed some things that were new to me. The blue lighting which shows Sydney getting undressed is the exact same blue lighting of the intimate (refusing to call that sex) scene with Carmy and Claire. I definitely find that interesting… Also watched the scene with Claire fairly close and it’s a bunch of beautifully shot eye contact, face stroking, nose rubs, and some chain dangling for the girlies, and at the very end Carmy is looking up and off (not directly at Claire) solemnly. I think he’s thinking about Sydney in that moment because the next scene is Sydney, getting dressed?!?! But focusing on the stains of her jacket. Sooo that leads me to believe that even though Carmy just had this incredibly intimate moment with Claire he was thinking about Sydney (probably during 🤭) and maybe about the gift that he got her, since that’s one of the first things he points out when he sees her☺️

Here’s some bonus thoughts about Under The Table... Sometimes I feel like even though Carmy is technically talking about Claire, he’s talking about Sydney as well. I’ve read meta about how the scenes often switch back to Sydney (especially in bolognese) when Carmy had mentioned Claire. So that’s definitely a visual cue but I feel like Carmy is stuck between a rock and hard place with duty and passion for the both of them. Which also makes it hard for Carmy The Audience to separate what are romantic/platonic feelings for Sydney. They are probably almost one in the same for him. Ok so back to the table:

“She’s so great it scares the shit out of me.” This can also be said for Sydney. Her greatness pushes him to not be shitty. His words not mine.

Because after that he immediately pledged his full love FOCUS to Sydney. He gives her exactly what she needs in that moment, support, affirmation, adoration, reassurance, and loyalty. Things he’d half ass been giving to both of them. And in that moment he chooses and it’s Sydney 🤭

[francesderwent]

so I heard you wanna talk religion in ttpd! let’s talk I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can).

“they shake their heads saying ‘God help her’ when I tell ‘em he’s my man.” this isn’t the outright controlling judgment of the saboteurs in But Daddy I Love Him. nobody is trying to tell her what to do or force her to break up. this is a simple admission that the situation she’s in is difficult, that she’s chosen a hard path and needs help. and what is her response? “your good Lord doesn’t need to lift a finger, I can fix him, no really I can.” she admits salvation is needed. but Taylor is casting herself as the savior. she doesn’t need any help, any grace, any divine assistance. in fact, she doubles down: “only I can”. she and she alone has the power to reform this man, because of the love between them. it’s reminiscent of False God, except now the idol isn’t their love, it’s just her. she’s going to save him.

what’s interesting to me is we don’t know how the themes of salvation would have been recapitulated in light of the reversal at the end of the song, “whoa maybe I can’t”, because the song ends there. maybe she can’t fix him because he is ultimately unfixable, irredeemable, worthless. or maybe she can’t fix him because she’s not God. and honestly, I think the song is meant to leave us wondering. she’s waking up to reality, but is the reality his smallness of soul or her power trip?

so what is the blatant Christian language in this song for? is it telling us that Christianity is evil for implanting the idea of redemption into our minds when it doesn’t really exist? or is it a hint that trying to become our own gods, even with the best of intentions, is a pathway that leads only to death?

[remxedmoon]

i hit 1k followers recently!!!! yipee!!!!!!! thank you all!!! so in celebration here’s all of my completed isat doodle pages, from oldest to newest. go nuts with them!! and maybe don’t look at the first doodle page too closely. it’s Old.

(no greyscale version below for once! just some mushy ramblings. you don’t have to read them don’t worry)

hhhhhha?? so many people. where did you come from. how did you all find me.

ok but seriously, thank you all so much for all the support. i never really. expected to make it this far? like, ever?? i’ve mentioned it a few times on here, but i’ve been a lurker for the past… 2 years, i think? and even before that, i never gained much traction outside of a couple posts. so this has been. very new to me!! in a nice way!! it’s weird to feel like an actual member of a community!! that people know about!

the idea of finally coming back to social media was Daunting (i literally got stress hives writing my first post lol) and the warm reception really. meant a lot?? i don’t think i would’ve ever gotten the courage to come back if i hadn’t been encouraged to by the people over at the isat discord!!

the fact that people actually care about my art still doesn’t feel real?? seeing people take inspiration from my art is just. surreal. just. auagssh. thank you all so so much for everything, i really do appreciate it!!! i’m really glad to be in this community. sorry if this all sounds sappy and long winded i’ve just got a lot of emotions about this whole thing!!

(also as a bonus for reading all this or whatever. here’s a concept page for isatscryption! it felt a little out of place next to my normal canvases so i’m putting it down here! yipee! sorry my notes here are so disjointed auauau…)

[reve-zip]

they’re fr taking every chance they get to make this joke and i respect that

[soullessjack]

conservative X-men fans will see a franchise about an oppressed group of people who fight for their civil rights and freedom in a world that sees them as freaks and monsters and imagine themselves being on the mutants’ side but then can’t even handle masculine cis women in sports or a man with painted nails or cisgender teens on puberty blockers for health issues.

conservative X-men fans will see that oppressed group of freaks and monsters constantly facing the threat of an apocalyptic future specifically caused by hate mongers in powerful positions who very blatantly will and do destroy the same humanity they claim to be protecting if it means destroying Those Freaks and think “wow cool robot.”

conservative X-men fans will agree with the villain who was based on Malcom X and specifically came to hold his beliefs through surviving the Holocaust and claim that he can’t even be considered a villain anymore because his ideology makes sense and is consistently proven right by the humans’ unwavering intolerance, but go into hysterics the minute a real life minority holds any sort of hatred or resentment toward their oppressor.

conservatives in general will always pretend that the media they consume doesn’t have any deeper meaning or purpose other than being entertainment slop because they almost always retreat into media for some type of “comfort” or escape from having to acknowledge reality and their own bigotry. they want the freedom to be bigots without any pushback or consequences so they surround themselves in an echo chamber of fictional characters and universes who can’t argue with them or tell them they’re wrong and bad.

conservatives have to constantly and deliberately turn their brains off to consume a specific piece of media because they know that they would be the villain in it if they gave it an ounce of deeper thought and that’s exactly why they push back so hard against anything that drags them out of their comfy echo chamber, anything that threatens their blissful ignorance.

they thrive on the idea that their media isn’t “that deep” or based in/affected by reality; that there’s no such thing as representation or allegories or coding in media (and alternatively, that representation doesn’t matter or is just propahanda). they thrive on willful ignorance and they want to convince everyone else to be just as ignorant and the death of media literacy is exactly how they’ll achieve it