#this was years ago

[kragehund-est]

my grampa overheard my gramma talking about lunch and said "baba ganoush? isn't that the annoying guy from star wars?"

[imgae-insertshockedgasps-16]

me: *tells audiologist abt how sensitive my hearing is and how how i can hear electricity and things*

audiologist in notes: *patient reports auditory hallucinations*

[pyjamac]

what was the mutual wide conspiracy about there being a apple podcast exclusive episode where david ward had a weird gay thing. i don’t remember anything abt it except that he had a weird gay thing.

[skxrbrand]

if you ever think you're cringe, i once saw a guy try to claim mewtwo from pokemon (WELL known human hater) was nazi adjacent and kept pushing the point in asks over and over until the mun eventually got pissed OOC and told that dude to pipe the fuck down

saw the whole thing unfold on my dash. the secondhand embarrassment was so real i had to physically leave my computer.

[brain--rott]

12% survival rate for jumping 40 feet onto concrete, still shocks me that I did that, I'll never forget the bus ride there, I don't know how I didn't fuckin paralyze myself at least

[calpalsworld]

A family 😄

[forget-me-maybe]

i dreamt me and my ex were back together and very much in love and now i can’t do anything other than stare into nothingness

[citrineandrosmarin]

Remembering the time at church lifegroup when there was a guest speaker who supposedly had the gift of prophecy and he came to each person to give prophetic words. He said I would use my creativity to bring glory to God.

Ha. Hahaha.

[who-is-the-barest-of-them-all]

Have you ever made a sex tape? X

Yes. Although I no longer have access to it 😅

[matoitech]

ppl don’t even know i had a super extensive overly detailed and complex werewolf galo au i didn’t rly share bcuz it got way too disconnected from promare and kinda just morphed into its own thing and i was like i should just make this original and then i didn’t. maybe someday. anyway werewolf galo

[nyxs-sins]

I love finding old stories that I was writing. Apparently I was writing an Obey Me story, it was basically just the game for the first but with some little quips and inside thoughts of my OC, plus a whole new chapter, so I guess it’s more like “My OCs Run Through Obey Me” or something, but I found this part from when Nyx first met Satan:

I’m either a genius or I was going through something. 😂

[fulldenimjackett]

one of the most beautiful places ive ever been was the side of the freeway somewhere in the middle of nevada at sunset. that was heaven i think

[curiouschaosstarlight]

On the topic of women being sexually creepy, shoutout to my (male) friend's mom who heard I was getting a specific kind of bottom surgery (for a rare condition that could have killed me if it wasn't fixed), and. like. wanted to KNOW the details of it. The entire way through. Like, it was genuinely disturbing how much this total stranger wanted to know if and when I was going to be able to fuck. (I have a theory as to why she was interested but I'm not positing any further personal details about my friend's family w/o his permission)

My friend eventually managed to make a sexual crack that grossed her out so much she stopped asking, which was great, but also fucking. lady. ma'am. bitch.

You don't need to know that shit!! You don't know me!! Why tf are you asking??

[cannibalistic09]

Downloaded tumblr because I remember reading Herobrine x reader fanfics on the website, on my GRANDMAS PHONE.

[so-much-for-subtlety]

I’m trying to remember who it was, but there was a tumblr gay who used his free birthright trip to Israel, and immediately after landing bailed from the group to volunteer with Palestine aid organizations instead.

[neros-very-first-fiddle]

the irony of being invited then uninvited to a movie night where they watched the perks of being a wallflower as someone who heavily relates to Charlie in too many ways to count is not lost upon me