#this was years ago

[kragehund-est]

my grampa overheard my gramma talking about lunch and said "baba ganoush? isn't that the annoying guy from star wars?"

[pyjamac]

what was the mutual wide conspiracy about there being a apple podcast exclusive episode where david ward had a weird gay thing. i don’t remember anything abt it except that he had a weird gay thing.

[skxrbrand]

if you ever think you're cringe, i once saw a guy try to claim mewtwo from pokemon (WELL known human hater) was nazi adjacent and kept pushing the point in asks over and over until the mun eventually got pissed OOC and told that dude to pipe the fuck down

saw the whole thing unfold on my dash. the secondhand embarrassment was so real i had to physically leave my computer.

[brain--rott]

12% survival rate for jumping 40 feet onto concrete, still shocks me that I did that, I'll never forget the bus ride there, I don't know how I didn't fuckin paralyze myself at least

[fireheartedpup]

Need you to understand that we were driving through an entire block of Christmas lights and one house went all out. Lights everywhere, the works.

You go to the next house and their only decoration is that light up light saying "Ditto."

[calpalsworld]

A family 😄

[nekomamiiz]

oh oh no i forgot about my kuroo and bokuto polycule

[forget-me-maybe]

i dreamt me and my ex were back together and very much in love and now i can’t do anything other than stare into nothingness

[who-is-the-barest-of-them-all]

Have you ever made a sex tape? X

Yes. Although I no longer have access to it 😅

[matoitech]

ppl don’t even know i had a super extensive overly detailed and complex werewolf galo au i didn’t rly share bcuz it got way too disconnected from promare and kinda just morphed into its own thing and i was like i should just make this original and then i didn’t. maybe someday. anyway werewolf galo

[nyxs-sins]

I love finding old stories that I was writing. Apparently I was writing an Obey Me story, it was basically just the game for the first but with some little quips and inside thoughts of my OC, plus a whole new chapter, so I guess it’s more like “My OCs Run Through Obey Me” or something, but I found this part from when Nyx first met Satan:

I’m either a genius or I was going through something. 😂

[fulldenimjackett]

one of the most beautiful places ive ever been was the side of the freeway somewhere in the middle of nevada at sunset. that was heaven i think

[cannibalistic09]

Downloaded tumblr because I remember reading Herobrine x reader fanfics on the website, on my GRANDMAS PHONE.

[so-much-for-subtlety]

I’m trying to remember who it was, but there was a tumblr gay who used his free birthright trip to Israel, and immediately after landing bailed from the group to volunteer with Palestine aid organizations instead.

[neros-very-first-fiddle]

the irony of being invited then uninvited to a movie night where they watched the perks of being a wallflower as someone who heavily relates to Charlie in too many ways to count is not lost upon me

[dizzybizz]

something that will forever live rent free in my head is when my dad called cottage cheese moomin minced meat