#this was my shit back in 2020

[jackiesnats]

“…NOW THAT BLUEBERRY FAYGO.”

[andisupreme]

I moved recently to start a new job and part of my commute now involves one of those high capacity toll booths where a two lane road suddenly flares out into 5-7 lanes of total anarchy with no lines anywhere, and then narrows back down to two lanes again, and we're just supposed to sort ourselves out? Who designed this

anyway I dreamed up this helpful anatomical guide on the drive home

[eye-may]

people cats come in all different shapes and sizes and I just think thats beautiful ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

behold: literally the original mistoffelees wayne sleep

behold: dane wagner (la mirada)

behold: ceril faller (RCCL7)

(on the left out of costume)

[cosmicdreamgrl]

𝘧𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘫𝘬 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴: (102/?)

[bogdreamz]

old tervo sketches i never posted sorry i was like feverishly pacing around all day

[dios-maid]

Why is there so much drama in communities dedicated to writing porn about fictional men. Go diddle that clittle if you're frustrated, the fuck

[front-facing-pokemon]

[sholmeser]

the crime scene photo for gregorys death is just so chilling to me because its such a stark contrast to everything else we get in aa1. we witness cindy and mia’s deaths in full color, almost like we’re watching a movie. jack hammer’s death doesn’t quite look real; the expression on his face is quite unnerving, but the impact of it goes away when you notice his costume and how the unrealistic piercing wound in his chest just makes him look hollow inside. it’s leaning more towards what you visualize when you think of a murder scene, but falls short because of the stylization applied.

and i think this was deliberate because when you get to turnabout goodbyes and you see this photo. man. it hits. the way gregory’s eyes are hidden from view. the way he’s slumped over. the way we can’t quite see the wound but blood soaks his entire chest. how the illustration is framed, him in the corner, almost like an afterthought. the way he’s presented as such a normal person, looking just like any other businessman you could run into on the street. it rips ace attorney away from its largely-unbelievable themes—spirit mediums, three-day-long trials, witnesses whose last names are puns—and sends it hurtling back into our world. it’s just so striking and sticks with you for so long after you finish turnabout goodbyes

[doubledyke]

do yall ever feel like you aren't mentally capable of having a fucking job like this shit is so draining. i feel like im missing the part of my brain that would allow someone to even reluctantly accept that this is their existence. work is THE number one source of stress in my life and then my pre-existing nutjob conditions take that and feed off of it and it's a neverending cycle of existential dread and ripped up bleeding cuticles

[howly]

oh come on. what is edward even on about? if a vampire told me that the smell of my throat made him go feral i would probably go feral myself. it would be the single hottest thing anyone has told me in my life

[heavens-angriest-winner]

the good part of this episode was that the next episode is not coming out anytime soon

[curioscurio]

sometimes I forget that when I was 7 my house and all of our possessions were destroyed in an accidental house fire that left us homeless for quite a long time. alongside other life changing traumatic events outside of my control that may have had a negative impact on my mental health as a whole. and I feel better because oh yeah there's reasons why I feel insane in the brain half the time. it is, in fact, NOT a punishment from God explicitly for being Not Good Enough. unfortunate Events were even happening after the fire if you could believe it. such is life

[triple-pupil]

Been stuck with this idea for maybe two months or so.

[compacflt]

in regard to the icemav convo about american made cars: I think it would be funny if after mav gets his regular license, ice buys him a truck that they can use for transporting stuff to the hangar and when he gifts it to mav all the man can do is laugh bc stamped across the ass is MAVERICK. It’s a 2023 ford maverick (in area 51 bc I’m partial to that color)

and mav likes it, but he doesn’t love driving it bc it’s so big (and he just likes being a passenger princess too much), so ice drives it mostly which inspires a whole lot of jokes about ice liking having maverick’s name stamped on his ass. bradley gags from the other room every time.

if it matters to u, i agree with this hc 150% on rhetoric grounds. thank god for your mind.

however i would like to raise the issue that recent american pickup trucks have become non-useful, overexpensive, and suburban-coded in a way i think ice and mav would reject. the ford maverick was built with the intention of dropping kindergarteners off at school, not of actually doing hard labor. see below infographic for what I mean.

It’s a fucking travesty. Trucks are so ugly and useless now. the maverick is not immune to this. (maverick below)

what good is having a fucking truck if it can’t even hold two REGULAR ASS BIKES in the bed. & when the bed is empty the chassis is unbalanced in a way that leads to more accidents etc. (tbf that was true in the 70s/80s too but im feeling more hateful towards modern trucks rn). In short—the modern American pickup truck is no longer useful, it’s a way to virtue signal to other Americans that you *think * you know what hard labor is, even when you’re driving around in a glorified odyssey with a teeny tiny bed that can barely hold a couple bags of mulch for the back garden

ice & mav don’t even have any little kids anymore, i think they’d consider a backseat useless & a waste of space

SO i would like to offer you a Compromise, which is that ice & mav buy either (or both) a 1974 ford maverick AND/OR a 1990 ford maverick

for the Funny Name & coolness factor (& the “making Bradley vom cause of how cute his parents are” factor), and then soup up, like, a 1984 Chevy C10 for actual towing/hauling purposes.

[lucabyte]

🐮

[riacte]

One of my fav parts of the fire imp rp is when False saw them doing their stuff and said “I’m leaving” in a tone that clearly indicated she was going to Leave Them Alone to carry out their Weird Theatre Gay Shit. And Ren, the guy who was longingly pining after Martyn on stream for months and talking about wanting to collab with him (“Martyn can do anything he wants with me”?????), instead of taking this golden opportunity handed to him on a silver platter, because they’ve never done a collab outside of Life series and MCC, immediately went “where are you going? 🥺”

Ren’s unstoppable force (urge to roleplay with Martyn) meets his immovable object (urge to cling onto False no matter what). And False was like “yeah you’re weird” but also stayed the entire time and put it in her video. So it turns out nobody really left anyone alone. They had a moment alright.