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phonification · 3 months ago
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the halification of mephone4s
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sugoi-writes · 6 months ago
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Alastor with a reader who tries on his suit jacket and mimics him in a mirror ( I feel like this nut has a closet filled with the same clothes) and gets caught by him? I’d have to shoot myself if this happened to me but I want to feel the embarrassment radiating off the reader. (He finds it cute tho—phew!)
🍻D runk Danny Asks ���
Ahah, same warnings as before!
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You poised in the mirror with your hands on your hips: Superwoman style. You heard that this was a pose that could actually boost confidence if you repeated this action daily... some sort of positive-reinforcement via brain chemistry. But, your train of thought was cut off as you did a giddy little twirl.
You fanned out the longer coat tails of Alastor's coat, marveling the split that made room for his fluffy tail. You squirmed at the thought of seeing it wag, but you controlled yourself. You grabbed a hair brush off of Alastor's nightstand, posing like you had a microphone to your lips.
"Salutations~ Good to be back on the air!" You attempted in your best transatlantic accent. You snorted, fanning your face as you shrunk in on yourself," Hells, that was bad!"
You pretended to lean on your imaginary cane, a hand to your chest as you belted out," Alastor, pleasure to be meeting you sweetheart, QUITE the pleasure! Have you heard of my podcast~?"
"As a matter of fact, I have~" You froze as a slow clap came from the doorway, a shit eating grin on the Radio Demon's face," Dare I say, I'm a huge fan of yours~" He perfectly mimicked your voice, a slight static over the intonation of your cadence. You squeaked as Alastor strode towards you, eyes filled with a prideful glee.
"Dear, if you really wanted to impersonate me... you should really do something about this posture!" Back to his normal tone, you nearly shrieked as Alastor's hands grabbed your hips. He angled them back slightly as he kissed the crown of your head. His hands slid up your body, making you gasp and writhe between them and their wake. He took hold of your wrists, hands loose but firm in their grip. The both of you looked into the mirror, your face warm at the sight of Alastor towering over you.
"Much better, dear... much better~" he practically purred in your ear, your breath becoming a distant thought. You had effectively forgot how to breathe. And Alastor would have been content with the teasing... if your hips didn't meet his own.
"I wonder... how do you sound when you moan my name...?"
You gasp as Alastor ground against your ass, a shocked mewl escaping you.
"Let's find out~"
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tequiilasunriise · 2 years ago
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No context here’s ep 12 in a nutshell:
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miilkybnn · 1 year ago
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y’all know the drill— full pic on nsfw twitter (here for direct link)
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thesharktanksdriver · 2 years ago
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Sharky incorrect quotes
Y/n, Ghost and soap
Sharky: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Ghost?
Ghost: … No.
Soap: I do!
Sharky: I know, Soap.
Soap: I’m sad!
Sharky: I know, Soap.
Sharky, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Ghost: You did WHAT–
Soap: William Snakepeare
Ghost: I know you snuck out last night, Sharky.
Soap: Play dumb!
Sharky: Who's Sharky?
Soap: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
Sharky: What do you think Soap will do for a distraction?
Ghost: he’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Ghost: ... or he could do that.
Sharky: Don't worry, I got a plan.
Ghost: Alright.
Sharky: TraitorSayWhat?
Soap: Excuse me?
Sharky: What?
Ghost:
Sharky:
Sharky: No wait-
Sharky: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Soap: The car takes a screenshot.
Ghost: For the last time, get the fuck out.
Y/n, Price and Gaz
Price, negotiating with kidnapper: We have Sharky. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed
Sharky: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars?
Price :
Sharky: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
Price: SHARKY STOP
Sharky, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.
Price: Okay
Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?
Sharky: Orange soda, please!
Price: I'll have the strawberry soda.
Gaz: Me too, strawberry soda.
Sharky:
Price: While I’m gone, Sharky, you’re in charge.
Sharky: Yes!!!
Price, whispering: Gaz, you’re secretly in charge.
Gaz: Obviously.
Gaz: Why are you on the floor?
Sharky: I'm depressed.
Sharky: Also I was stabbed, can you get Price, please.
Sharky: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited
Price: If?
Gaz: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.
Entire team
Soap: Favorite horror movie?
Price: It
Gaz: Saw
Ghost: Annabelle
Sharky: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics
Sharky: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Price: ... Your what?
Sharky: My friends.
Gaz: Are they saying “friends”?
Ghost: I think they're being sarcastic.
Soap: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Sharky! All of your friends are in this room.
Sharky: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.
Sharky: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Price: 'Prettiest Smile'
Gaz: 'Nicest Personality'
Soap: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Ghost: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
Sharky: What does 'take out' mean?
Price: Food.
Gaz: Dating
Ghost: Murder
Soap: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.
Soap: Good morning.
Price: Good morning.
Gaz: Good morning.
Ghost: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Sharky: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
Price: Anyone d-
Sharky: Depressed?
Gaz: Drained?
Ghost: Dumb?
Soap: Disliked?
Price: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...
Sharky: I’m an idiot.
Price:
Gaz:
Ghost:
Soap:
Sharky:
Price: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
*Everyone is giving advice to Sharky *
Gaz: It's okay to ask for help.
Soap: You're not a burden.
Ghost: Murder is okay.
Price: Your feelings matter.
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khaliarart · 1 year ago
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Finally got around to take a photo of my IZ merchandise for Dokomi <3
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ineed-to-sleep · 10 months ago
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YOU GUYS ARE KISSING OVER THERE?? KISSING AND HUGGING AND HOLDING HANDS, HUH?? DISGUSTING
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nyaskitten · 2 years ago
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I present to you my newest crackship that everyone will love: Corruptednightmare shipping.
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tinyluciferplush · 2 months ago
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[ Day 2 | "killer" rizz fr ]
(if you want to upload this on any social media, you can! but give me credit first...)
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skrunksthatwunk · 2 years ago
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an observation:
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killianhemlock · 3 months ago
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decided to revisit my acnh designs heehee :3c
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jonathan52492ye · 4 months ago
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Brainrot mimikyu
Lmao
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nicorosbergiscain · 1 year ago
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puffpawstries · 5 months ago
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I am haunted by my old cringe oso-san blog so I'm doodling these to get this off my chest now but this is also me making a mini mascot for this blog
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gravphobia · 1 year ago
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I’m never rendering ever again
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romeoeatzkorn · 1 year ago
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sexy lesbians draw their fan kid interacting with others artists fankids so cough ur Wallaby/barnly fankids via reposts or asks 💕💕💕(wip)
Maya created by @doggwwoggy23
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