#YOU make me gighle

[sugoi-writes]

Alastor with a reader who tries on his suit jacket and mimics him in a mirror ( I feel like this nut has a closet filled with the same clothes) and gets caught by him? I’d have to shoot myself if this happened to me but I want to feel the embarrassment radiating off the reader. (He finds it cute tho—phew!)

🍻D runk Danny Asks 🍻

Ahah, same warnings as before!

❤️❤️❤️

You poised in the mirror with your hands on your hips: Superwoman style. You heard that this was a pose that could actually boost confidence if you repeated this action daily... some sort of positive-reinforcement via brain chemistry. But, your train of thought was cut off as you did a giddy little twirl.

You fanned out the longer coat tails of Alastor's coat, marveling the split that made room for his fluffy tail. You squirmed at the thought of seeing it wag, but you controlled yourself. You grabbed a hair brush off of Alastor's nightstand, posing like you had a microphone to your lips.

"Salutations~ Good to be back on the air!" You attempted in your best transatlantic accent. You snorted, fanning your face as you shrunk in on yourself," Hells, that was bad!"

You pretended to lean on your imaginary cane, a hand to your chest as you belted out," Alastor, pleasure to be meeting you sweetheart, QUITE the pleasure! Have you heard of my podcast~?"

"As a matter of fact, I have~" You froze as a slow clap came from the doorway, a shit eating grin on the Radio Demon's face," Dare I say, I'm a huge fan of yours~" He perfectly mimicked your voice, a slight static over the intonation of your cadence. You squeaked as Alastor strode towards you, eyes filled with a prideful glee.

"Dear, if you really wanted to impersonate me... you should really do something about this posture!" Back to his normal tone, you nearly shrieked as Alastor's hands grabbed your hips. He angled them back slightly as he kissed the crown of your head. His hands slid up your body, making you gasp and writhe between them and their wake. He took hold of your wrists, hands loose but firm in their grip. The both of you looked into the mirror, your face warm at the sight of Alastor towering over you.

"Much better, dear... much better~" he practically purred in your ear, your breath becoming a distant thought. You had effectively forgot how to breathe. And Alastor would have been content with the teasing... if your hips didn't meet his own.

"I wonder... how do you sound when you moan my name...?"

You gasp as Alastor ground against your ass, a shocked mewl escaping you.

"Let's find out~"

[jinisnuggets]

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔸𝕝𝕨𝕒𝕪𝕤 ℍ𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕄𝕪 𝔸𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟

ᵖᵃⁱʳⁱⁿᵍˢ: ᵇᵒʸᶠʳⁱᵉⁿᵈ! ʸᵉᵒⁿʲᵘⁿ ˣ ʳᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ

ᵍᵉⁿʳᵉ: ᶠˡᵘᶠᶠ

ʷᵒʳᵈ ᶜᵒᵘⁿᵗ: 0.5ᵏ

ʷᵃʳⁿⁱⁿᵍˢ: ˡᵒᵗˢ ᵒᶠ ᵏⁱˢˢᵉˢ

ˢʸⁿᵒᵖˢⁱˢ: ᵃᶠᵗᵉʳ ᵃᶜᶜⁱᵈᵉⁿᵗˡʸ ᵃˢᵏⁱⁿᵍ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵇᵒʸᶠʳⁱᵉⁿᵈ ᵃ ⁱⁿˢᵉᶜᵘʳᵉ ᵠᵘᵉˢᵗⁱᵒⁿ... ʸᵒᵘʳ ˡᵒᵛᵉʳ ˢᵖᵉⁿᵈˢ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵉˢᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵃˡᵏ ᶜᵒᵐᶠᵒʳᵗⁱⁿᵍ ᵃⁿᵈ ʳᵉᵃˢˢᵘʳⁱⁿᵍ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʰᵉ'ˢ ˢᵗⁱˡˡ ʰᵉᵃᵈ ᵒᵛᵉʳ ʰᵉᵃˡˢ ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘ.

ᵇʳⁱᵉᶠ ⁱⁿᵗʳᵒᵈᵘᶜᵗⁱᵒⁿ ᵗᵒ ᵐʸ ᵇˡᵒᵍ

Walking over to your boyfriend who was on his phone sitting down in his chair, you sighed before leaning in and giving him a kiss.

The reaction you expected was what you got, he glanced up at you and then went back to his phone.

“Yeonjun.. it's been a day and we've barely spoken.”

Yeonjun looked up at you, before putting his phone on his side desk.

“You're right, my bad. What do you wanna talk about”

“Anything”

You saw your boyfriend think for a moment before bringing up a topic. After a while the topic shifted from one thing to the other.

“Yeonjun… do you love me?”

Your boyfriend looked at you with a confused stare.

*Of course I love you… more than anything!”

“Then show it.”

You weren't the type of person to ask such a question, so for him, it was quite weird.

“Babe, where's this coming from?”

“I'm sorry, it's not like me but I just haven't felt too well these days.”

You saw your partner nod, before scooting closer and landing a kiss on your cheek.

“Never ask a question like that ever again.”

“I'm sorry.” You said while looking over at your boyfriend.

“I was about to curse out Beomgyu just in case if he told you something.”

“Oh! No! Beomgyu hasn't spoken to me about anything other then how annoying you are.. but he hasn't said anything like that.” But you couldn't help chuckling at your boyfriend's sense of humor.

“Good, only thing he's good at is being tall.”

Again, your gighle escaped from your mouth as you couldn't help but laugh at Yeonjun and Beomgyu’s rivalism.

“But what I would like to know is why something like that would ever go to your mind”

You lean your head on his shoulder and keep yourself there for some time before opening your mouth to answer him.

“I don't know… it's weird, I'm kinda in a negative era I guess…”

Yeonjun nodded before picking your head up and leaning in to kiss your forehead

“You’ll always have my love, you'll always have my shoulder, you'll always have my support, and you'll always have my attention.”

You covered your face in his shoulder as you heard him chuckle

“That’s definitely reassuring…”

“Mm, but if you want something or I ever make you feel unloved, slap me.”

You look at him quite horrified but then it quickly turns from intense stare to a bunch of laughs.

“I love these moments the most you know…”

“Me too…”

“I'm sorry for everything, I know you're a busy person and I really didn't mean to make you feel bad or anything, I wasn't in the right mind…”

“It’s partly my fault, I should've been more… boyfriend-like… to you.”

“No… none of this is your fault… it's mine…”

“Shh…”

He puts his finger on your lip to keep them shut, looking at you straight in the eyes keeping each other's eyes locked and hypnotized.

“”No matter what.. you'll always have my attention.”

[thirstybtsthoughts]

-jungkook is the type to back hug you while you are taking a shower

-jungkook is the type to rub their noses together and kiss,gighle in the middle of it,then roughly kiss and finally kissing your forehead

-jungkook is the type to let you put make up on him ehile you are sitting on his lap his hands on you.after you put lipstick on,he kisses you and says”our lipstick is matching”

-jungkook is the type to tease the shit out of you while you are being a mess for him begging him to wreck you already..”so impatient,aren’t we?”

-jungkook is the type to push you against a wall and choke you until your eyes roll back🥵

-jungkook is the type to either edge himself until he cries or overstimulat himself until he cries

-jungkook is the type to tease your clit with his tip while you are tied up to the bed begging him to be inside you🥵

-jungkook is the type to see you having a nightmare,he decides to wake you up and say in his tiered raspy voice”hey are you ok?”and then you start to cry.he kisses you and wraps you jn his arms singing you back to sleep making sure you feel safe🥺

-jungkook is the type to read your favorite fics so he can make your imagination real

-jungkook is the type to overwhelm you with foreplay until you start crying begging him to start.loves to see you desperately under him grinding onto his body and then fucks you so hard that you lost count cuming

-jungkook is the type to be submissive and love it when you tie him to the bed make him beg and overstimulate him

-jungkook is the type to stare at you while you are sleeping and as soon as he sees your eyes flutter open he’d rip his clothes off and slam himself into you and say”good morning sexy”

-jungkook is the type to tease you by having your legs spread and just slowly sliding the tip in and out.when you start whining,he laughs and says”if you want more i wanna hear you beg for it”🥵(felt it🥵)

And jungkook is the type of boyfriend that i will never have😅i’ve been collecting my thoughts for a while

I NEED TO GO LAY DOWN AFTER THIS

I don’t know whether I’m turned on or want to cry 😩

This was a whole attack and I CANNOT HANDLE IT 😭

The way you mixed the soft in with the hard had me all over the place and my panties are wet but so is my face

I want himmmmmm 😭😭😭

The nightmare one hit deep 🥺, I love it 🥺. Also the one where he reads fics to make your fantasies real?! Omg perfect 👌🏽 . Aaahhhhh I felt this whole post within my soul, thank you for this 🥴🥰

[zuffer-weird-girl]

*busts in* I LOVE YOU AND PLEASE HAVE A FATHER'S DAY WHERE ALL THREE KIDS ARE TRYING TO DO SOMETHING WITH THE HELP OF KAI'S (S/O) LIKE COOKING AND CLEANING WHILE KAI AND HARI ARE DOING STUFF THANK YOU ❤️❤️❤️ *hugs you and runs back out*

*shocked at the surprised hug*... ok.

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"They aren't raw anymore?" Haru asked in curiosity as you closed the oven.

"Nope! Freshly baked mini chef! Kurono is surely going to be impressed!" You smiled down at the girl who seemed to whisper yell a short 'yes' in victory.

"Alright." You handed her the jar full of cookies "Before my husband comes in here and steal all of your work, pick these and wait for your dad and later give it to him?" The girl nodded, eargly picking the jar and smilling up at you.

"Thanks auntie (Y/n)! I own you one!" She exclaimed whole getting out of the kitchen.

"... no you don't." You laughed breathless before picking thhe things you just used to help Haru with her own gift for her father.

"Is everthing alright my lovelies?" You called for your kids who seemed way too quiet to you.

Loud maniacally laughing and giggles suddenly manifested as Kaito had just two soap-soaked mops clung to the soles of his feet while Kin had cloths and wax.

You widened your eyes and blinked them slowly to see that you weren't just hallucinating.

"What.. what did you two do?" You asked before placing now the clean and dry dishes back to their places.

"Clean the floor!" The two beamed happily while you slowly went to see if it was really true.

The floor was shinning... those two did a better job with only a plaything what you and Kai did it in a few hours...

You were quite... jealous.

"H-How..?" You asked more to yourself in disbelief as you saw almost your own reflection at the floor.

"Oni-san had the idea!" Yoir daughter said in happiness while Kaito took off his creation from his feet with a arrogant and yet adorable smirk... similiar to his father's.

As always.

"Why I am not surprised but... still surprised at the same time..?" You laughed before bringing them both to hug both kids giggling and returning it.

"Now we won't have to bother with the boring part!" You kissed both of his temples as you got up.

"What's next? What's next?" Kin asked in excitement before you picked a little letter and handed her a lipstick.

"Pass this and give a kiss on the paper, I already did it and you brother made a beautiful drawing."

For years of training; and because of Chisaki's comments; Kaito by the age of 10 years the boy could draw amazingly... but sometimes got snarku comments oof it ny his father.

That man is a liar because every since Kaito was little he kept them on one of his shelfs and neatly organized and stapled.

When you brought it up once Chisaki just gave you a glare before scoffing that one, you would surely be mad at him for throwing them away and two, it was a proof to rub in his son's face that practice leads to a not so messy work.

... Yeah right, you believed on that.

"So the house perfectly clean, letter on hand, thank you sweetie-" you picked the letter and cleaned the lipstick out of your daughter's lips "And his favorites desserts that my noth chefs helped me making it."

"This will be enough to surprise him." Kaito smiled before a cough caught your attentions.

"Surprises are not something that clearly neither one of you can't do properly." He smirked at Kaito and Kin's groans of dismay while you smiled like a child that had just got caught on doing something mischievous.

"Is. Not. FAIR!" Kaito exclaimed while going to his father, faking anger and bitting the insides of his cheeks to not to smile "How did you discovered?! Mommy said you weren't supposed to be back for another half a hour."

Kai just arched one eyebrow at him before changing glances at you holding your daughter, moving his gloved hand in front of his face as he monotonously and numbly spoke.

"Magic." His heart did a backflip at the way you and your daughter just errupted in gighles at his numb way of speaking while Kaito deadpanned.

"Did... did you really just did that?" Kaito asked, still not believing what he just saw.

"Got no proof brat, maybe you just hallucinated or something."

"I DID NOT! ..." your son looked at you and pointed up at his father with a troublesome look "did I?"

You laughed even harder before handing the letter to Kin and putting her down.

The girl went towards her dad and bowed while lifting the letter up for him to grab it.

He eyed suspiciously but picked up anyways cringing at some messy letters but seing yours as well.

"I will read it later. I appreciate this and what both of you did on the house." He pointed with the letter at the floor.

"Happy father's day!" The children said in union before sharing innocent glances bit still evil smirks planted on their lips.

"I know that face. Do not even dare." Chisaki warned before cringing and whole body getting tense at the way his kids glued to his legs and just.. stayed there.

"You both came with duct tape not possible, angel, can you stop laughing and help me out here?" He shooked his leg to see of Kin got out bit the girl only giggled and begged for more.

"Is just cute!" You said between laughter "Is a shame that I don't have a camera with me here..."

"I would erase that thing out of any existence." He growled threateningly at you before softening his eyes at the way you nuzlled his covered nose.

"Happy father's day to the man I love the most." You whispered as he only rolled his eyes.

"Have to be always chessy. Isn't that right dear angel of mine?" He carreses your cheek slightly with his gloved thumb.

"Don't tell me you two are going to kiss, please don't is disgusting." Kaito moaned on his faather leg as Kin poked him.

"Do it do it do it!" She exclaimed, eager to see the love each of her larents had towards each other.

"Traitor!" She laughed at the way Kaito just snarled at her.

"... help me get those leeches out of my legs." You gasped at him while he smirked beneath his mask.

[youtuberswithalex]

Drunk Sides Watch 10

HERE WE GO CHRISTMAAASSSS

Christmas in july

Wait its august now dammit

Tomalongadingdong

IM ALREADY DOING IT VIRGIL

Cold,,,, time?

Theres no winning on christmas

MICROSOFT,,, NERD

Hes so proud of that insult logan hiney ily

The way roman's like OOH LOOK I JUST DID reminds me of my music history professor every single time and im just like,,,,, the bird has returned,,,,,

I WANTED ROMANS SWEATER SO BAD I WAS SO SAD WHEN THEYBTOOK THEM DOWN

Oof double dog dad joke

Pattons lil dance

WELL THAT SWESTER IS DESHTYLE NOWADAYS

Pattons so proud of his sons swester

DAD JOKE

I WANT THOMAS TO HAVE A SWEATER ID BUY TF OUT OF IT

You have to stop whatever that is

I NEED TONTEAD THE CHRISTMAS CAROL BIG BANG FIC WHO WROTE THAT I WANNA READ IT

V ily

THE BIDNERS

LETS

GET

FESTICE

Theyre both so confused

WUACK

The harmonies

Ive watched this so many times

I wanna know hownlong it took them to do this one I WANT THE BEHIND THEBSCENES

Logans faces

Ive weitten kike three notes bc im watching everyones faces and gighling

five

FALSEGOODS

Phonated

Logans singing

AND A TRUCK LOAD OF BUBBA GUMP SHRIMP

Roman hiney ily

Thomas youre angift

ROMAN HONEY I LOVE YOU

The pen summon

NA D AN EMO WHOS NOW OHT BEST FRIEEEENNNND

Or maybe thats vomit

I love roman's little ".......yeaaaaaah" at the end of thomass monologue

AND HOPEFULLY NOT CISIONS OF YOUR NAKED AUNT PATTY

I love thisbepisode

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The face thomas makes at "tahts deestructive"

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400 PAGE SCREENPLAY THAT MUST HAVE TAKEN LIKE YEARS

Watson just freaking dies