#this was funny. then became cute

[heretyc]

I'd Follow You To The Ends of the Earth [Short Eddie Fanfic]

Been dreaming about Eddie lately. I don't dream about characters unless I feel "adoration" for them...so clearly I've yet to leave my Eddie Gluskin phase lol.

The dream I had last night was humorous and I thought I'd write about it. Enjoy.

A little synopsis: You're like Miles, trying to expose Murkoff. So you went to Murkoff, obviously, and you went to Temple Gate after being told that Murkoff was behind an even more evil scheme. A little guest came with you.

Gender neutral. Eddie calls you his bride, but I think we all know he'll call you that regardless of sex/identity. So.

If you're curious, the dream was about me going to Temple Gate to seduce Val and Eddie followed me because I was already 'married' to him. AKA I had a crush on him first before playing Outlast 2. Good one, brain.

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So. Temple Gate was shit.

Just by getting out of your car and immediately smelling the air, you could tell this place was nasty. Old blood and a saccharine scent invaded your senses, and you scrunched your nose as a result. Fuck this place.

You've been here less than 5 hours, and you already want to fuck off into the moonlight. Blake and Lynn Langermann can wait. Hell, they're probably dead by now.

After being taken hostage by some crazed priest, then running into a delusional blonde who licked your face clean off, you had come to a conclusion.

"God, this place sucks." You mumbled to yourself.

"Don't be so harsh, darling."

Jumping out of shock, you rush to see who just spoke, and...

Dear god.

"EDDIE? What the fuck?!"

The scarred man looks at you with an excited expression, and you're more than confused. How the hell...?!

"How did you...? Did you FOLLOW ME HERE?"

This man was in COLORADO. You're in ARIZONA. How the FUCK...?

"Of course, darling...Is this our honeymoon spot?" Eddie questioned, looking around at the dusty, bloody horizons. He gave you no time to respond. Clicking his tongue, he looks at you with a teasing expression. "Not very romantic, dear."

You continued looking at him, eyebrows raised and your jaw slack. He took a gentle hand, placing it underneath your chin and pushing it upwards. "Close your mouth, dear. You'll eat flies. In this place, it's more than a guarantee."

"Eddie...this place is dangerous." You huff, putting your hands on your hips. "You could be killed."

"Why do you think I came? I heard your little phone call. I sure hope the man on the other end knows you're betrothed." He chuckles, pulling out a knife. The same one he used to threaten you with before he...proposed.

"What kind of husband would I be if I didn't protect my bride?" He raised a brow.

"Eddie...sweetie..." You put a hand on his shoulder, shaking your head sadly. "I have been taken hostage. And straddled. And called every insult in the book."

"Oh, I know." Eddie wiggled his brows and pointed behind him.

...Corpses.

The weird, mud-coated men and women who assisted in your forced licking session laid face down in the dirt. They had made the trek back to their abode and became victims to Eddie, apparently.

"I wasn't able to catch up to that delusional blonde, unfortunately." He pouted like he was denied a cookie after dinnertime. "I did, however, learn where they were staying. Conveniently enough, we are standing right in front of their place!"

You were in awe. You thought he was just some marriage-obsessed himbo.

Apparently not.

"Come, darling. I'll be with you every step of the way."

"Oh yeah?" You began walking toward the mines, and some of the Heretics came out, eagerly shrieking at the sight of the two of you. They were going to make you suffer.

"Absolutely!" He chirped, caring not about the dirtied water that coated your legs. "I will follow you to the ends of the earth."

Looking at the Heretics with an uneasy stare, you grinned.

"Good to know."

[lukazade]

Sleepover with two puny mortals that you're in love with (and everything can go right).

Lowkey based on a fanfic I was writing, but as usual I haven't the confidence to post it! Yeah~

Had this in the drafts for months,,,, figured I'd finish it up now so it's done. I like to kinda have some Finished art on the page hahahaha

[catocappuccino]

Everyone making those edgy theories about THIS image

just for it to end up being a teaser for a silly goofy merchandise commercial video is one of the funniest things ever

Live laugh love dog N plush

[delicateartisantrash]

Excerpt: Soundwave's Puppy Eyes

I can't stop laughing at this scene in a fanfic I'm writing, every time I come across it doing re-reads and editing passes.

Just. I lost it when I first saw that scene of Soundwave flashing 'Prime a smiley face emoji.

Imagine trying to convince the big bad Decepticon you're gonna do a thing regardless of his logic on the matter

and then he nails you with just literal #SadFace

[miinteaa]

Sskk redraw of a panel from The Disabled Tyrants Beloved Pet Fish

[ririsasy]

Varadha's goofy ass boyfriend.

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(Also it's so funny the way I didn't realize in the first watch the reason that Deva was wearing long sleeve on his left hand the entire time was in fact to cover Varadha's demon seal tattoo and not just to cover his electrocution scars or fashion statement only lmao his goofy ass made that tattoo by himself and then later used it as a brand for Varadha 😭 if this wasn't the kind of devotion at the highest order. He literally offered Varadha his demon persona for him to use as some kind of guardian devil watching over Khansaar bringing fear to all his enemies. Also that's why you shouldn't be tattooing anything on your skin that's related to your lovers when you're drunk in love with someone because when you two became ex-lovers it's too freaking embarrassing to see or show those tattoos to the public eyes lmao)

[stellar-collective]

HAH ok so me n my boyfriend are going to a dance next week and the theme is masquerade and all of my formal wear is green so i told him i was tempted do a John Juniper inspired fit and he INSTANTLY asked me what i thought Agent Phoenix would wear. what a man <3

[starscreamingg]

Honestly transformers one deserves a medal for being the first transformers. Thing. In like five years to make me actually like and want to see bumblebee

[sigmasoyboy]

in your gage pov, you mentioned that he had hairless legs. why is this? if he was spliced with dog dna wouldn’t he be hairier? did he have leg hair before going through the experimentation?

Gage/Christer suffered from a pretty bad case of delayed puberty so he had almost no body hair even at 17-19 when he finally started showing signs of puberty. When his DNA was spliced he only grew fur where he already had some hair growth (like under his arms and the pubic area); that's one of the reason his tail is completely hairless actually despite his ears being covered in hair/fur !

So that's why his legs remained hairless despite the dog DNA.

Funnily (or not) enough, it seems that Coeus fucking around with his DNA might have fucked with his puberty, so Gage will stay small and hairless except if he like, gets hormone therapy. Which he won't.

He's pretty much an accidental human micro-pig at this point, or I guess a teacup man-dog ? Don't support petite bishōnen man-dogs they are made unethically :-(

[thedrotter]

i depend on you (based and very much inspired by @/sometimes317 's piece on twitter)

process pics in read more!!^^

you can tell the moment it struck me that i was practically drawing ship art www

[tobimilobi]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: LEGO Monkie Kid Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Liu Er Mihou | Six-eared Macaque/Sun Wukong | Monkey King, Liu Er Mihou | Six-eared Macaque & Qi Xiaotian | MK, Liu Er Mihou | Six-eared Macaque & Sha Wujing | Sandy, Sandy is a sweet heart, Mo & Sha Wujing | Sandy (Monkie Kid) Characters: Liu Er Mihou | Six-eared Macaque, Qi Xiaotian | MK, Sun Wukong | Monkey King, Sha Wujing | Sandy (Monkie Kid), Zhu Bajie | Pigsy (Monkie Kid), Tang (Monkie Kid) Additional Tags: Parent Liu Er Mihou | Six-eared Macaque, Protectiveness, Protective Liu Er Mihou | Six-eared Macaque, Past Liu Er Mihou | Six-eared Macaque/Sun Wukong | Monkey King, Past Character Death, Sha Wujing | Sandy is a Sweetheart (Monkie Kid), Sha Wujing | Sandy is Trying His Best (Monkie Kid), Liu Er Mihou | Six-eared Macaque is a Little Shit, Qi Xiaotian | MK is a Sweetheart, Sun Wukong | Monkey King Being an Asshole, Macaque is a dad, Mentioned Zhu Bajie | Pigsy (Monkie Kid), Mentioned Tang (Monkie Kid), oc child - Freeform, Sun Wukong | Monkey King Is Bad At Feelings, i wrote this at work, Again, a little monkey cub, Shadowpeach - Freeform, Parody Summary:

After defeat by MK and Sun Wukong, Macaque came back injured to his dojo, what he didn't expect was a cup came to his life from shadows.

or

Macaque became a dad and try to not freak out and handle everything.

Ah, and he won't admit that Wukong is partly dad for the cub too :D

[moonspirit]

sooo I just watched the Suki Waterhouse’s interview and while he was on the phone with Robert it immediately reminded me of aruani hpw sweet they talk to each other and I remembered they have a baby girl now 🥹🥹🥹

I couldnt add the video so I’ll just link it (sorry)

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSjJaH89p/

Ooooooohhhhh Anon this is soooooo cute T^T

Asfafhaf Aruani speaking on the phone is a whole romantic leveling up, honestly. When you can't see the other person and all you have to go by are their voice and little sounds coming from the other side it's so wegoiggsdoigwoeihw!!!! And I kid you not, Armin is 200% giving Annie diabetes with his voice and sweet-talking.

She'll pick up the phone, say Hello? and he's going to follow it up with something stupid and silly and completely adorable like "How's my sweetest donut doing?" and she'll think fucking hell how STUPID, but before she can help it she's smiling and blushing, and then he says: "Is she out in the sun chasing butterflies?"

Oh. Oh he means their cat. Donut.

Welp. He's an asshole, even at a distance. She huffs and pouts and considers hanging the phone up, but then she can HEAR the smile in his voice when he says "Oh, did you think I meant you?"

"No."

(Soft laughter) "No, of course not. Why, when you're my sweetest prettiest choco-pie?"

A girl shouldn't be having heart-failure talking on the phone but here we are. Annie's redder than the tomatoes in the garden.

"Oh god, shut up." She mumbles.

"Yeah?" (more laughter) "How are you? I really miss you. It's been raining here."

She chews on her lips, trying to pick up every little intonation in his voice. "I'm alright. It's sunny here and I've got errands to run..." Twirling the cord around, she adds, very quietly, "And.... I um... I miss you too."

"What was that? I didn't hear anything after errands."

"... I miss you."

"Louder? Really bad connection here."

"I miss you."

"If you could say the first and second and third words again..."

She's enraged and embarrassed. "You heard me!"

So much laughter on the other side, he's having the time of his life and it pisses her off! How dare he sound so cheerful at her expense when there's still four weeks to go before he comes home?!

"Alright, alright, I'm sorry," Comes his voice, still quite breathless and so, so beautiful when it drops so low it makes butterflies in her stomach. "I miss you more though. I can't wait to come home and kiss you and kiss you and kiss you and ki-"

She yelps. "Stop stop stop, we're on a public line!"

And again, more laughter. "You're so adorable, Annie!"

[unforth]

Actually, I really wish Tumblr as a whole was less comfortable using feminizing language for gay men, especially gay East Asian men.

[atticuos]

summer or winter // coffee or tea // straight hair or curly hair // fiction or nonfiction // necklaces or bracelets // marshmallows or whipped cream // night in or night out // sunset or sunrise // pizza or pasta // cold drink or hot drink// vampire or werewolf // crop top or oversized hoodie // be able to fly or run at super speed // speak many languages or able to speak to animals // be invisible or read minds // phone call or text // laundry or dishes // pool or beach // flats or heels // stay home or go out // coke or pepsi // cook dinner or do dishes // books or movies // dogs or cats // chocolate or vanilla // facebook or instagram (NEITHER) // over-dressed or under-dressed // morning or late nights // always late or always early // dancer or singer // always eat only dessert or always eat only savoury // shopping or museum // art gallery or zoo //parties or picnics // white lights or multicolored lights

Tag: @trancowboy @yee-boii @bubblyani

[lunarharp]

scribbly first date type affair (continuation of my modern au stuff)

[deus-ex-mona]

looking at chizuren supporters like