I'd Follow You To The Ends of the Earth [Short Eddie Fanfic]
Been dreaming about Eddie lately. I don't dream about characters unless I feel "adoration" for them...so clearly I've yet to leave my Eddie Gluskin phase lol.
The dream I had last night was humorous and I thought I'd write about it. Enjoy.
A little synopsis: You're like Miles, trying to expose Murkoff. So you went to Murkoff, obviously, and you went to Temple Gate after being told that Murkoff was behind an even more evil scheme. A little guest came with you.
Gender neutral. Eddie calls you his bride, but I think we all know he'll call you that regardless of sex/identity. So.
If you're curious, the dream was about me going to Temple Gate to seduce Val and Eddie followed me because I was already 'married' to him. AKA I had a crush on him first before playing Outlast 2. Good one, brain.
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So. Temple Gate was shit.
Just by getting out of your car and immediately smelling the air, you could tell this place was nasty. Old blood and a saccharine scent invaded your senses, and you scrunched your nose as a result. Fuck this place.
You've been here less than 5 hours, and you already want to fuck off into the moonlight. Blake and Lynn Langermann can wait. Hell, they're probably dead by now.
After being taken hostage by some crazed priest, then running into a delusional blonde who licked your face clean off, you had come to a conclusion.
"God, this place sucks." You mumbled to yourself.
"Don't be so harsh, darling."
Jumping out of shock, you rush to see who just spoke, and...
Dear god.
"EDDIE? What the fuck?!"
The scarred man looks at you with an excited expression, and you're more than confused. How the hell...?!
"How did you...? Did you FOLLOW ME HERE?"
This man was in COLORADO. You're in ARIZONA. How the FUCK...?
"Of course, darling...Is this our honeymoon spot?" Eddie questioned, looking around at the dusty, bloody horizons. He gave you no time to respond. Clicking his tongue, he looks at you with a teasing expression. "Not very romantic, dear."
You continued looking at him, eyebrows raised and your jaw slack. He took a gentle hand, placing it underneath your chin and pushing it upwards. "Close your mouth, dear. You'll eat flies. In this place, it's more than a guarantee."
"Eddie...this place is dangerous." You huff, putting your hands on your hips. "You could be killed."
"Why do you think I came? I heard your little phone call. I sure hope the man on the other end knows you're betrothed." He chuckles, pulling out a knife. The same one he used to threaten you with before he...proposed.
"What kind of husband would I be if I didn't protect my bride?" He raised a brow.
"Eddie...sweetie..." You put a hand on his shoulder, shaking your head sadly. "I have been taken hostage. And straddled. And called every insult in the book."
"Oh, I know." Eddie wiggled his brows and pointed behind him.
...Corpses.
The weird, mud-coated men and women who assisted in your forced licking session laid face down in the dirt. They had made the trek back to their abode and became victims to Eddie, apparently.
"I wasn't able to catch up to that delusional blonde, unfortunately." He pouted like he was denied a cookie after dinnertime. "I did, however, learn where they were staying. Conveniently enough, we are standing right in front of their place!"
You were in awe. You thought he was just some marriage-obsessed himbo.
Apparently not.
"Come, darling. I'll be with you every step of the way."
"Oh yeah?" You began walking toward the mines, and some of the Heretics came out, eagerly shrieking at the sight of the two of you. They were going to make you suffer.
"Absolutely!" He chirped, caring not about the dirtied water that coated your legs. "I will follow you to the ends of the earth."
Looking at the Heretics with an uneasy stare, you grinned.
"Good to know."
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in your gage pov, you mentioned that he had hairless legs. why is this? if he was spliced with dog dna wouldn’t he be hairier? did he have leg hair before going through the experimentation?
Gage/Christer suffered from a pretty bad case of delayed puberty so he had almost no body hair even at 17-19 when he finally started showing signs of puberty. When his DNA was spliced he only grew fur where he already had some hair growth (like under his arms and the pubic area); that's one of the reason his tail is completely hairless actually despite his ears being covered in hair/fur !
So that's why his legs remained hairless despite the dog DNA.
Funnily (or not) enough, it seems that Coeus fucking around with his DNA might have fucked with his puberty, so Gage will stay small and hairless except if he like, gets hormone therapy. Which he won't.
He's pretty much an accidental human micro-pig at this point, or I guess a teacup man-dog ? Don't support petite bishōnen man-dogs they are made unethically :-(
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: LEGO Monkie Kid
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Liu Er Mihou | Six-eared Macaque/Sun Wukong | Monkey King, Liu Er Mihou | Six-eared Macaque & Qi Xiaotian | MK, Liu Er Mihou | Six-eared Macaque & Sha Wujing | Sandy, Sandy is a sweet heart, Mo & Sha Wujing | Sandy (Monkie Kid)
Characters: Liu Er Mihou | Six-eared Macaque, Qi Xiaotian | MK, Sun Wukong | Monkey King, Sha Wujing | Sandy (Monkie Kid), Zhu Bajie | Pigsy (Monkie Kid), Tang (Monkie Kid)
Additional Tags: Parent Liu Er Mihou | Six-eared Macaque, Protectiveness, Protective Liu Er Mihou | Six-eared Macaque, Past Liu Er Mihou | Six-eared Macaque/Sun Wukong | Monkey King, Past Character Death, Sha Wujing | Sandy is a Sweetheart (Monkie Kid), Sha Wujing | Sandy is Trying His Best (Monkie Kid), Liu Er Mihou | Six-eared Macaque is a Little Shit, Qi Xiaotian | MK is a Sweetheart, Sun Wukong | Monkey King Being an Asshole, Macaque is a dad, Mentioned Zhu Bajie | Pigsy (Monkie Kid), Mentioned Tang (Monkie Kid), oc child - Freeform, Sun Wukong | Monkey King Is Bad At Feelings, i wrote this at work, Again, a little monkey cub, Shadowpeach - Freeform, Parody
Summary:
After defeat by MK and Sun Wukong, Macaque came back injured to his dojo, what he didn't expect was a cup came to his life from shadows.
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Macaque became a dad and try to not freak out and handle everything.
Ah, and he won't admit that Wukong is partly dad for the cub too :D
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Campfire Cuddles
All Tags Below Cut!
Fandom: Pokémon
Character(s): Alain, Ash, Charizard, Greninja
Ship(s): Alain/Ash, Charizard/Greninja
Platonic Ship(s): Alain & Charizard, Ash & Greninja
Content Warning(s): -
Rating: General Audiences
TSME Week Day 7: FREE DAY
Alain and Charizard learn that Greninja is just as cuddly as his trainer.
“I love you too, Alain!” The words came so much easier to Ash. Alain was immensely grateful for it. “You’re my… uh, I can’t remember what it’s called… Quirky Patient Pal?”
“Queerplatonic partner,” Alain supplemented with a laugh, kissing Ash’s forehead. “But ‘Quirky Patient Pal’ works too.”
READ HERE ON AO3
Tags
•Fluff
•Aromantic
•Asexual Character
•Asexual Satoshi | Ash Ketchum
•Aromantic Asexual Satoshi | Ash Ketchum
•Queerplatonic Relationships
•Asexual Relationship
•Aged-Up Character(s)
•Not Beta Read
•Charizard likes Greninja but Greninja’s feelings are left vague
•Sawyer’s Sceptile is mentioned and also makes a brief appearance at the end
•Alain/Ash QPR Supremacy baby
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never getting over how adorable young tesilid is.
his many many expressions in the toy mansion dungeon when he's surprised, miffed, or shy.
squishest little guy ever. i want to pinch his cheeks and ruffle his hair and give him more food.
when he sees his new Defend Partner skill lets him absorb ailette's wounds and he was so happy and excited about it 😭 terrible skill as a standalone, but he's so happy he could potentially be helpful to his new friend.
like this is literally the most openly happy expression we had seen on him at this point of time. he's already imprinting on her. to think that he was radiating "one wrong answer and i'm going to deck you" vibes at the start of this arc. i know they did go through a life-and-death experience together and that does create an unbreakable bond or whatnot, but he warmed up to her so quickly it's so cute.
then webnovel chapter 53 when the sacred sheep start going on missions and hestio & ephael are like "? oh you still care about that pink-haired girl? we're probably never meeting her again though" but tesilid was like no we Will meet again, with such certainty that the other two don't even have anything to say in reply. and he internally was like "we literally have a shared skill so we Will meet again!"
like. idk what their in-universe understanding of fate is, and whether having a shared skill does actually mean your fates are intertwined. but did it never cross his mind that maybe they'll have shared skills but never meet again. like two ships passing in the night, the world is so big. but he isn't anxious or impatient or worried that he won't be able to find her, he'e so certain that they'll meet again. he's like No We're Soulmates like woah! okay tesilid. like idk if he considered her a romantic interest at this point (esp since the sacred sheep can't marry, and i don't think he would have been willing to break the law) but he's already imprinted on her so hard
and then whenever he feels sad she comes to mind like oh my god, tesilid,
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