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Please look at my student's infographic about Shakespeare, I'm BEGGING you
He really broke the guy down to his essentials.
We don't need to know anything else.
I can't even imagine being this funny.
#Shakespeare#literature#this was fully unprompted#all i heard was TEACHER SPENCER PLEASE PRINT IT#and i checked my email#and this gift from god was just sitting in my inbox#he named this image “school math”
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People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again
#My art#One Piece#Long post#Sir Crocodile#Nico Robin#Alternatively panel 5 would've been a close up of Crocodile's face from Robin's POV where he looks like he's giving her a death glare#Not intentionally he's just a big scary bastard with a Resting Murder Face and Robin is a small traumatized child#But I wanted to focus on the silliness of the moment so you get the goofy version instead#IDK man there's just something very funny to me about the idea of Robin just randomly info-dumping about a subject she's read about#And Crocodile being like ''?????????????????????? The fuck you talking about??''#Robin leaves the ship's kitchen and Crocodile just stares at the tomato like ''...It's a fruit? Forreal?''#(Meanwhile Robin is sweating bullets like ''I called his favorite vegetable a FRUIT right in his FACE he's going to KILL ME'')#Robin grew extra feet from the bottom of her feet to reach the counter and that actually isn't me trying to explain bad art away#In the original Papadile comic there was a panel of Robin doing the dishes with extra feet to reach the sink but I cut it out#(It was a stress relief comic I did not feel like drawing a complicated background in detail) (BUT YES I THOUGHT OF IT)#Nico Robin Age 11 is *more* than capable of cooking Crocodile just does not trust her with his food. At least not yet#She did start doing the dishes unprompted and continues to do so (mostly out of fear). Croc told her she didn't have to but allows it#IDK a lot of people seem to headcanon Crocodile as incapable of cooking and like. Surely Mr ''I don't trust people'' knows how to cook#Like he doesn't have to be a master chef or anything but and maybe he enjoys not HAVING to cook (pain in the ass with one hand + knife/hook#But surely he can cook decent enough. SURELY#Botanists don't @ me I know the ''tomato is a fruit'' thing isn't fully accurate this is just a silly little haha comic
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#spheal#i wish i could post circular images on tumblr. because this one is deserving of a fully circular PNG. i could technically just take a#regular square image and then make the edges transparent to make it *effectively* a circle‚ but like… would that appeal?#if that would appeal then i'll do it. i don't think it would be *too* prohibitively hard. i would be willing to make an addendum#with a circular transparent image of spheal staring at the screen if enough of you want it. either way#this guy rolls everywhere and i think tumblr is gonna like that. i feel like this is gonna end up being a well-liked pokémon amongst tumblr#as in. i feel like. it already is. because. of how it is. i just don't know bc spheal isn't like. one of my favorites#it's cute don't get me wrong but it's just not one i think about all the time. it's one that i'll like if prompted but not unprompted#i'm gonna stop before i dig myself into a hole. i beat totk finally. it was very good and i honestly had way way more fun with it than i did#with botw. i have my criticisms obviously. it's not perfect it's not pmd. but it was very good. and now i've moved onto the next game in my#backlog. which is very long but i'm steadily working through it. hopefully i can get it done before i graduate this december and stop having#any time for the rest of my life ever forever to play video games. dreading that day. but uh#until then i will game. and hang out with my friends. and go on tumblr. and do all these things i like to do. until i no longer can#wow this got depressing i'm gonna Stop here. enjoy spheal
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Nobody asked Kabru to give Mithrun a foot massage he was literally just a freak like that
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a lil while back i had a dream where there was a giant hippo in the road with moose antlers. i've never climbed a tree faster
#leapt out of the dream car and sprinted for the nearest tree#i did Not come down by the time i woke up. not a chance in hell#this sounds silly#but imagine driving down a dark forest road at night#and then theres this huge hulking thing with reflective eyes and huge bowl like antlers#Right in your path#and you understand fully well how fucking Dangerous hippos are#YOU'D CLIMB A TREE TOO#i was not gonna wait for that car to turn around#it would not be fast enough#absolutely unprompted#like the Legitimate dread/survival response i had in the dream....#usually when it comes to flight/fight i choose fight#but holy fuck i am Not gonna fight a hippo. thats not how i wanna go out#its even funnier because there was a real moose. an unnaturally big one but yk#but the car scared it off#and it ran only to reveal The Hippo waiting down the road#new cyrptid: hippo with moose antlers in mountain forests. lurking at night
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i spent like an hour and a half today sobbing because of a migraine which is wild because i'm a twisted cycle path who lacks the energy to cry about pain. so like. what's this bitch's deal.
anyway. luz hunter nap. you agree.
#the migraine isnt fully gone yet and i could start sobbing again at any moment. unprompted. dont test me#toh#horrible mindscape trauma pals#autoimmune tag
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laying here spinning in my head 1/adaine's new gf meets riz for the first time fic or 2/riz and baron fake dating for event thing fic maybe I just wanna think abt future stuff for my guy. just pure thinkin bout him chillin kickin ass
#not art#just realized Ive been typing on this document for an hour already lmao#adaines new gf is a warforged archival worker btw. she just appeared in my brain unprompted#I just think itd be funny for adaine's gf to have met and hung out with everyone in the party Except for riz#and riz seems normal and boring from what shes seen of him but every story she hears abt him is like#fully insane. and then she meets him and hes solidly both#I just think. a fic abt how every bad kid partner also immediately becomes a honorary proxy bad kid would be#good for riz's nerves eventually he realizes that like oh when my friends date that just means more friends for me#baron Is in riz's office throughout this fic however. thats my vision#the riz baron fake dating fic is fully it just idea rn but I think itd be fun to see#riz accepting his fear and then immediately weaponizing it#goes to an event where the people there supposedly hate his guts no matter how hard he conforms#and then slowly unleashing baron upon them#a bit too high concept for my brain atm but perhaps. eventually. itll get written#the first one is like 1k+ in already lmao. sometimes I do a little writing#eh. its for fun anyways I get at this when I want to. we'll see! for now. beautiful vision in my mind
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tdov was like a week ago already but I just wanna say when I came over to vacation slash help my sworn brother move flat he told me, "ever since you said you wanted to get top surgery I've been thinking about it. it's straight up number two on my bucket list"
#bakuspeech#number one is a house bc obviously. if u can own a house wouldnt u#he was very drunk at that time of the evening. I was not bc I have the constitution of a hot air balloon and any stimulant will blow me up#(relatively new development. france fucked me up big time turns out)#we held hand on his bed for like the whole evening. it was honestly very funny in hindsight but we were extremely earnest in the moment#and Im like. working on this thing as well. I dont got meds or therapy lmao Im bootstrappin here#but yeah early last year his bf offered to get me meds and I... turned it down... I think I was worried abt like. idk. something#but one year past looking back Im fully like that was a stupid move you shouldve gotten meds. youve once again fucked urself baku#but yeah with that kinda realization Ive also come to realized I've somewhat? accepted. that I'm just gonna be. like this#this in light of a number of likely chronic stuff too (hence my balloon-like constitution lmao) and#that's kinda bled into the rest of me without me really noticing#but him bringing that up fully unprompted... kinda jolted me out of it#its just. really incredibly sweet. that someone doesn't want me to settle for what I make do with#and like. preps for that work. just kinda held my hand and told me it's possible to do this actually#I didn't really express how I felt very well in that moment I think my brain is very bad and I process emotions with like a day of delay#but. well. Im thinking abt it Right Now. so yknow thats the kind of impact that had on me lol#not super sure why I wrote all this down here really. I think I just want a good n nice reminder that object permanence is real#and I exist in my friends' life even when Im going insane in a hole by myself#and with the power of friendship we can alter the universe's plan for ourselves and also kill god#that's that. anyways I eat lunch now and then pass out probably. last night was... eventful lmao#but!! very good things on the horizon hopefully. well manifestly we hold hammers and we use them#have a good day lads. let's go out and slay monsters under a highway
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i like starting posts with "although i will say" or something similar like i was continuing off of a previous post or this is like a conversation we are having. no that was just an unprompted post
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how many times do we need to learn as people that irony and hyperbole can be harmful because 'jokes' aren't easily distinguished from genuine thoughts and feelings until we stop rewarding people for speaking or posting about violence
like even if you're joking/don't actually believe that/think whoever you are insulting is bad/immoral/fictional therefore deserves it - ad hominem attacks always do more harm to the people who share those characteristic then the individual you intend to cause harm to or discredit
#discourse#long post#its genuinely erased so much of my enjoyment of 911blr knowing i have to check accounts or risk seeing bullying/hate#l like its an odd feeling to know that so many people in the same fandom as you actively hold hate or find hate funny against your communit#like tired of people saying others are too sensitive because we dont want to hear or see a person say they want to hurt themself or others#like sorry i put in the work everyday to not let my mental health backslide and to enjoying being alive and accept my queerness#while others seemingly have not#and i know the content i post/share is not all in the same circles as that certain blog and i hate that it still grinds my gears but#its so frustrating to see the cruel glee people have#saying things they would never say to anyone's face irl and only to other blindly devoted/similar bullies#like do these people realise that they are on a razor's edge between 'ironic jokes' and just outright bigotry and threats - like do they#literally the only thing seperating That and conservative bigots is that the bigots are honest about their hatred towards minorities#like a lot of people in the fandom seemingly still need to deal with a lot of intenalised homophobia/racism and just outright hate-#especially regarding queer men and men of colour#because i can not be emphasise enough#It is NOT GOOD OR HEALTHY to be a fully grown adult that actively derives joy from the idea of enacting hate crimes#like you can hate tommy you can want him off the show even want him to die like weird but go off#but its such a next step to unprompted talk about [a character i dislike/hate/dont ship/disrupts my fanon endgame] in derogatory ways -#with rhetoric that straight up is out of terf/rel. right/homophobic/racists bigots and evokes violent hate-crimes......#well i feel sorry for those people cause what a miserable life to spend so much of it unable to enjoy your own life that you target others#anyways I know this is too long but I'm just a very tired man who has studied history and education and working with kids i have seen it -#too many times- harmful words coming from harmful environments or creating harmful actions and thereby perpetuating the cycle of violence#also not super relavent but as Latino Australian i am genuinely appauled at how many people have in their bio they are also Australian-#while actively liking/reblogging and engaging with post that find homophobic violence a funny haha joke - as if activist in our country -#aren't actively trying to dismantle homophobic and transphobic laws regarding issues like conversion therapy#like I know professors that actively got fired for being gay while teaching in religious education context - and its still happening!#so for people to forget so quickly what progress has been made and how much it took and how easy it is to loose - disappointing#(and its the same people who wanna pretend mardi gras is nothing but a party as if 78rs didn't risk their jobs/safety/lives)
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big day for fans of [checks notes] ......musical interpretations of foundational medieval European narrative poetry, I GUESS—
#the dubiousness is a joke. I'm fully the target audience here.#would i have SAID i was the rather audience for this? not like. unprompted lmfao.#but i sure am.#like really this is just SO specific. something something two nickels#i actually have been VERY intensely waiting to see if they were gonna put the ninth hour on Spotify#cuz shayfer james performed a song from it after explaining the concept when i saw him last year#and i was like 'GIVE IT TO MEEEE NOW'#so this is very funny. like lmfao what.
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it is always so wild to me when cis people try to get me to shit talk non binary identities with them just because I present to them as a binary trans guy bc I will always defend them and whatever those fuckers have deemed as the "weird identity" this time. nothing about me gives off the vibe that a) i would ever feel the need to grift for cis approval and b)that I would ever give cis people the opportunity to talk badly about non binary people with a transgender pat on the back from me, just because they didn't follow the exact same path as I did. its stupid as hell and I sympathize with any non binary person that has the misfortune of crossing their path
#BECAUSE for example someone in my school will just come up to me unprompted and just#enquire about a hypothetical pronoun or identity and like ask my opinion#which is SO WEIRD TO ME#i always just say “oh i have a friend who uses those” if i catch the vibe theyre trying to talk shit#bc i am not a safe space for people who think they can randomly hate on a different kind of trans person with me and confrontational as hell#they usually dont go past that initial question bc ive been told im more than a little intimidating#and yet they still ask. BONKERS#i also used to identify with a myriad of non binary identities before i settled into something more comfortable for me#which isnt even fully male!! but im not about to explain the nuances of my gender with people who can barely grasp gnc people#i was extremely irritated today thinking about these stupid ass people and their fake ass allyship because it ALWAYS only goes so far#theres only a certain level of queerness you can express and if you go over that threshold youre FUCKED#i need to go full on confrontation next time and ask why they think id be okay with it bc i am not quiet when i think something is wrong#anyways rant over#nobody cares nick#transphobia
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Hello Grey Asmo here
I have playyed the new lesson and im really disliking Mephisto (he kinda gives me a **dont touch me peasant** kinda vibe
And also just Mammon being into his sin, i kinda felt like Lucifer knew something..but i dont know what
Oh welcome back anon!
I'm right there with you, Mephisto definitely seems to be incredibly snobby. I'm trying to withhold my judgment until we get more interaction with him, though. I didn't like most of the characters at first until I got to know them better. I also think he's probably especially like that around Lucifer, considering the whole Mephisto is supposed to be Diavolo's best friend thing... I think Mephisto means well, but he's just a little misguided.
Oh yes, I absolutely think that Lucifer knows something. In my post about this lesson, I included screenshots of all the times Lucifer said only "..." which was an unusual number of times lol. So I'm pretty sure he knows something that he isn't saying. Just one of the many things about him that makes me crazy. My MC would probably ask him about it directly like hey what's with all these awkward silent pauses? What do you know?? Not that Lucifer would tell them, but at least they could say I'm onto you lol.
#this one of the things I actually love about Lucifer#I say it makes me crazy#but the way he keeps things to himself#gives MC so much opportunity to get him to open up to them#I just love the dynamic of Lucifer fully trusting MC#to the point where he would share his concerns with them unprompted#but we aren't there yet in nb I think#obey me#obey me nightbringer#obey me nightbringer lesson 21#obey me nightbringer spoilers#obey me mephistopheles#obey me lucifer#anon asks#misc answers
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NOOOOO I FUCKING DROPPED MY LAPTOP & NOW THE SCREEN FADES INTO DARKNESS ON THE SIDES-
#i am. so tired lmao#im totally keeping it together rn. not at all despairing#its always something....#and today of all days... smfh#i mean at least the screen is fully functional#the displays just Fucked#thats gonna be hell when writing in my docs#technically i can adjust to anything but oh my GOD AGH#its always!!! goddamn!!! something!!! huh!#took my laptop too deep into the minecraft caves & now its got a vignette#absolutely unprompted#for a split second i thought it was gonna be fine....#i opened it and it was working... no visible problems... then i unlocked it and BOOM#devastation... no breathing... this is my chocolate bar...
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oh my grandma does NOT like my hair darker. i told her i dyed it a little darker cause i was bored but i didn’t wanna bleach my hair cause that’s high maintenance and how it got fucked up last time so i tried a cool tone brown and that i really like it. her response was “but you look so good blonde too”
important: my grandma is blonde and my mom has dark brown hair. i already look like my mom. i look extra like my mom now. this isn’t about my hair colour
#like sorry that i look like the woman makes up 1/2 my genetics#id rather look like her than my dad my moms beautiful#not my fault you hate my mom and live vicariously through me grandma#acknowledge that the dark hair looks fucking GOOD#the devil lillith on my shoulder#fully my one friend when i said i dyed my hair a little darker was like okay i thought you did something cause you look more like your mom#(this was unprompted. she’s met my mom twice)
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i'm sorry
the what?
oh yeah good times
#the other month i got like 15 asks talking about dream all by the same anon im pretty sure#fully unprompted! i had not mentioned that man in weeks! perhaps months!#alex.rambles.txt#alex.asks.txt
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