#this took like two days

[sailor-tri]

Von karma fam portrait - [WIP]

[cgarttrailsandtails]

Roomies incorrect quotes!

!Swearing, Mentions of Death and other things!

Metal: I have… so much strength inside of me that you don’t even KNOW what I could do! If the world isn’t going to love me then I’ll teach it to fear me instead!

Fleetway: (sarcasticly) oh no, I’m so scared. What would you know about strength? You can’t even walk down the stairs without tumbling forward like a slinky!

Metal: well at least I don’t spend every night without Ebony sobbing on the floor! I bet you don’t even have a war face!

Fleetway: *growls*

Metal: RAAA! See! I’m better! I’m leaving!

Metal: *going down the stairs* ow ow ow ow ow…

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Sink (singing along to California girls): California girls, we’re unforgettable! Daisy dukes bikinis on top! Sun kissed skin-

Metal: Shut the FUCK UP!!

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Sink, to Curse: wait but how old are you?

Curse: wait… guess

Sink: 21

Curse: WHAT!?

Sink, dying from laughter: you said guess…

Curse: THAT WAS SO FAR OFF!

Sink: why are you yelling at me? why are you yelling-

Curse: THAT WASN’T EVEN LIKE, CLOSE! WHAT

Curse: like normally when people play that game they guess like a little bit younger, was that uh the little bit younger guess!?

Sink: yeah, are you like 25?

Curse: WHAT!?!

Sink, after dying once again to laughter: so was I right?

Curse: No! I’m not in my 20s…

Sink: oh, really?

Curse, joking: I’m in my 30s-

Sink: oh I knew it! I was just being nice-

Curse: WHAT NO I’M NOT IN MY 30s WHAT DO YOU MEAN “I KNEW IT”!? I’M 16, WTF!?

Sink: oh god you’re old-

Curse: WHAT!?

Later, Curse: I am literally only a year older than you. HOW WERE YOU THAT FAR OFF!!

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Basically how Fleetway and Curse first started this little group:

Curse: I hate you, you hate me, let’s team up and KILL EXE!

Fleetway: with an rpg and a 4x4,

Both: NO MORE DIGITAL GOD TO BEAT!!

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Metal doesn’t understand:

Curse, over phone: Hello?

Metal: hey, what’s up?

Curse: I need your help, can you c’mere?

Metal: I can’t I’m buying clothes…

Curse: well hurry up and come over here

Metal: I can’t find them.

Curse: what do you mean you can’t find them?

Metal: I can’t find them, there’s only soup.

Curse: what do you mean “there’s only soup”?

Metal: means there’s only soup

Curse: well then get outta the soup aisle!

Metal: alright, you don’t have to shout at me!

*step step step*

Metal: there’s more soup

Curse: what do you mean “there’s more soup”!?

Metal: There’s just more soup

Curse: go into the next aisle!!

Metal: there’s still soup

Curse: where are you right now!?

Metal: I’m at soup

Curse: what do you mean you’re at soup!?

Metal: I mean I’m at soup!

Curse: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN!?

Metal: I’m at the soup store!

Curse: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?!

Metal: FUCK YOU!

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Sink’s relearning journey:

Fleetway, finding Sink in a room staring at a sheet of paper: what’s the problem?

Sink: math problems…

Fleetway: oh I can help you, let me see.

Fleetway: uh, here’s an easy one, what’s 6x3? *pause* 6x3!?

Sink: I don’t know-

Fleetway: 6x3!

Sink: I don’t-

Fleetway: 6x3!!

Sink: I legit don’t know!

Fleetway: Six threes!

Sink: I don’t know! What is it!?

Fleetway: What is it!?! (Oh shit wait idk either moment) Get Curse.

Sink: why?

Fleetway: CURSE!

Curse: what’s the problem-

Fleetway: homework. *shoves the sheet in Curse’s face*

Curse: what’s 6x3?

Sink: I don’t know!

Curse: 6x3!

Sink: I don’t know!

Curse: what’s 6+6?

Sink: oh, 12!

Curse: NOW ADD SIX!

Sink: I don’t know, what is it!?

Curse: WHAT IS IT- (also a oh shit moment) Get your math teacher.

Sink: who?

Curse: METAL SONIC!!

Metal, exploding a wall instead of using the door: (boom) WHAT!?

Curse: homework.

Metal: I TAUGHT YOU THIS! WHAT’S 6x3!?

Sink: I don’t know!

Metal: Look, if Sunky has 6x3 amounts of milk, how much milk would he have?

Sink: How much!?

Metal: How mu- HOW ARE YOU THIS STUPID!?

All three: IT’S 18!!!

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Fleetway, telling a story: and get this, the note he left was stuck to the fridge with a Cookie Monster magnet.

All he wrote on it: “Fleetway’s fault.”

I’m Fleetway by the way, hi! WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO HIM!?

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“You’re supposed to be under the radar!!”:

Fleetway (aka the only one Metal is scared of): So nothing bad happened?

Metal: nuh uh

Fleetway: you didn’t wreck it?

Metal: nope

Fleetway: you didn’t hit anybody?

Metal: nada

Fleetway: you didn’t run anyone over?

Metal: sadly, no

Fleetway: you didn’t get a speeding ticket?

Metal: uh…

Fleetway: wha, Metal? Why are you making that face?

Metal: …

Fleetway: Metal, did you get a speeding ticket?

Metal: …

Fleetway: Metal? *grabs arm* did you get a speeding ticket!?

Metal: uh

Fleetway: Did you!?

Metal: well you see… *books it the fuck outta there*

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Fleetway: Bitch, do you want me to jump across this table because I DON’T HAVE ALL DAY FOR THIS, Okay!?

Curse: feeling froggy? Leap.

Fleetway: okay well here I come!

And then Fleetway kicked Curse’s ass and reestablished that he is the leader of the group.

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Sink’s Eggman (also drowned, from a flood caused by the overflow of the temple Sink died in): I killed you, and you, killed me.

Metal: Sink why’d you kill that guy?

Sink: MOTHERFUCKER HE KILLED HIMSE-

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DON’T DRINK THAT:

(Curse is telling the story)

Sink: Hey, is this whiskey, or perfume?

And apparently, I grabbed it, drank ALL of it, and said “it’s perfume.”

Sink: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT PERFUME TASTES LIKE-

Curse: WAIT NO ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK-

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Sink, putting on a puppet show for the children of the town: I now pronounce you, husband and wi-

Curse, from somewhere nearby: HE CHEATED ON YOU!

Sink: who said that!? Who said that? Who said that-

Sink: I now pronounce you husband and wi-

Metal, joining in: HE SLEPT WITH YOUR SISTER!

Sink: WHO SAID THAT!? WHO SAID THAT SHI- (remembers he’s in the presence of children) Stuff! Who said that stuff!

Sink: I now pronounce you husband and wi-

Fleetway, thinking it’s funny: HIS HAIRLINE’S RECEDING!!

Sink: AAAAAAAAAAAA

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Sink: why do you get to be in charge? Why can’t we take turns?

Fleetway: cause I’m the oldest-

Sink: yeah, well you also the gayest, so I think I should be in charge.

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Sunky, to Metal: Oh my god you’re so tall you look like a giraffe!

Metal, not having it: uh-huh, that’s why you deadbuilt like a baked bean…

Sunky: a baked b- A BAKED BEAN!? *throws a carton of milk in their face, opened (effectively short circuiting them)* BAKED BEAN THAT! Baked bean that! >:<

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Sunky, who refuses to swear to spite everyone: *out of milk for his cereal* oh, fiddlesticks! This really ruffles my feathers…

Curse: please!! Just. Say. Fuck!

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Uno time:

Fleetway: what is this game, dude? Are you serious- give me a green card! What. Are. You. Doing, holy shit!

Metal: *places down a green reverse*

Fleetway: … I DON’T HAVE A GREEN!! *drawing vigorously as everyone else dies of laughter* AAAAAAAAAA!!

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The sign:

Sink: *holding up a sign for Fleetway to see*

Fleetway: what gender are you? Uh, male… I think-

Sink: *uncovers the rest of the sign*

Fleetway: attracted to-? Uh, you silly! You prankster!

Fleetway: yeah still male though- (or female but uh yeah joke)

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After a big fight:

Fleetway: I shoulda left you in that temple where you were sinking…

Sink: but ya didn’t!

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[prismicabstraction]

Seconds before disaster.

I wanted to make a disaster duo drawing, that was domestic, yet comedic. It took so long to figure out what kind of shading style I should do, and whether or not to do a picture or snapchat version.

I am very proud of the end result!

[calicorobin]

beanbag chair psychology

[ato-dato]

Aziraphale please! He’s been through enough!!!

[grey-viridian]

Based on hollow mind by @crows-murder

Thanks for the inspiration and a lot of pain)

Here is a version without a shield (it doesn't make sense but I just like it. You can see the fear in Leo's eyes much clearer>:3)

Aaand the original sketch (which I also like so I'm showing it to you)

[wigglebox]

Destiel Pride - Day 11; Truth

[kobebibebi]

snow day/tsot/fantasy au redesigns for my au ✨

im not finished with profiles yet soo ill just put this here 🏃🏃🏃

[chalkrub]

strange fellas

[odetojupiter]

the fact that kevin day also witnessed a man being chopped up in the tower at evermore after neil’s audition is mad, and it’s something that is very much not addressed ever. like, maybe part of kevin was so accepting of how things were in the nest because he knew that this is the second branch, and if he were to leave, he’d become the main branch’s problem because he knows too much, and the main branch casually chops men up as a warning to literal children. and then he’s still called a coward for leaving ?? but also a coward for wanting to go back to make the inevitable less painful for him ??? and that’s not even considering what riko and tetusji did to him specifically, before even jean arrived at the nest. and his mother’s death would’ve been quite recent at that point. just insane.

[mipexch]

comic about v2 and the goal they'll never fully reach alongside a dissatisfying conclusion. intimate rivalry and all (alternative ending comic. V1 dies instead of V2 during 4-4. V2 is narrating. V1 is dead.)

[torchstelechos]

[Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations.]

[collophora]

"Let's fix this drawing" *redraw the whole thing*

[hadalzonee]

attack for @realpokemon of rodney and bart!

[deoidesign]

Doing master studies the only way I know how: Stealing them and making them my guys.

(Barberini Faun)

(The Fallen Angel - Alexandre Cabanel)

(Covent Garden - William Bruce Ellis Rankin)

[crunchy-rocc]

three of them

@anon-lemon