#this song is the bnha anthem

[brushes-of-sage]

Not me crying over “I Want to Be a Hero” (Greatest Hero version) ‘cause they got Aoyama singing “I have a dream/Those who want to can laugh” and then Midoriya’s solo line in the chorus “I’ll carry it all”

SOBBING CRYING THROWING UP 😭😭😭

[dekusheroacademia]

Blink and you'll miss it: Bakugou sobbing (and All Might and Erasermight exchanging hearts)

[frostfires-blog]

LYRICS IN BNHA OPENING THEME SONGS THAT COULD ALLUDE TO BAKUDEKU

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4

LYRICS IN BNHA ENDING THEME SONGS THAT COULD ALLUDE TO BAKUDEKU

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6

[rrandomtthings]

I don’t think I will ever get over the:

(dyna)Might + (dek)U = Might + U

Pls, I doubt that this is a coincidence. It’s literally too perfect to be a coincidence 🥺🥺

[so-i-am-kinda-funny-tm]

BakuSquad Chats

Raccoon Eyes: We need a BakuSquad anthem.

Flat Face: Wait, we didn’t have one?

Hair For Brains: I thought we did.

Dunce Face: we did until aizawa frigging canceled our concert smh

Hair For Brains: Concert? oh wait. lmao you mean when you blasted the Kamil bakugo song at 2am kdsfhiehfknckjdnvkjnfvkj

BakuBro: There are many things wrong with this conversation. First, i’m in it. Second, i was SLEEPING at 2am when that happened, so i hope kaminari steps on a lego.

Raccoon Eyes: *le gasp* Bakugo, no! You didn’t!

BakuBro: Cry about it. And third, who the fuck is this Kamil guy and why did he write a goddamn song about me?

Flat Face: I plead innocent. Totally had nothing to do with this.

BakuBro: That’s definitely reassuring.

Dunce Face: I have been cursed. I must avoid the plastic pieces of death and torture. They will embed themselves into my skin, piercing my flesh and haunting me with pain forever. I will not be able to escape. Lord Explosion Murder has decreed it so. But I must try and survive. I can hear them coming for me; the floor. The floor is taken. I cannot run. I must live!!

Flat Face: Dude, they’re just LEGOS, chill.

Raccoon Eyes: So, anthem ideas. Let’s go.

Bakubro: No-

Hair For Brains: All Star.

Flat Face: Take On Me.

Dunce Face: Despacito.

BakuBro: THESE AREN’T EVEN FUCKING RELATED TO ME

Raccoon Eyes: I like the creativity! How about……..All Star?

Hair For Brains: Done.

Flat Face: Uploading it to our hangout playlist

Dunce Face: Are you implying that it wasn’t already on there?

Raccoon Eyes: TEA

Hair For Brains: ksjdfhsdihosie98hfjnsdkfjnksdjb SERO HOW DARE

Flat Face: I know, I have sinned. I will pay the price-

BakuBro: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

Raccoon Eyes: Let’s add the Kids Bop version of All Star, too, just to be safe

BakuBro: LKHEROHEGORUGEKJRN WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT, YOU IDIOTS

Hair For Brains: Aw, look! Bakubro likes it!

BakuBro: WHAT?! HELL NO!!

Dunce Face: I bet he has every Kids Bop song ever in his music library.

Flat Face: Hm, now that you mention it…

Dunce Face: Except Senorita, of course.

BakuBro: GET ME OFF OF THIS GODDAMN CHAT

[oopsallfictives]

1. We have a handful of songs we vibe with, and some that I personally relate to. Personally, I vibe with Son and Mercury by Sleeping at Last for my own journey of being the front anchor and figuring out I'm plural. Son for me is the more positive one, with the imagery of being touched and shaped by the people around you. During syscovery I had a lot of experiences of looking back and realizing how much my headmates have always been part of my life, even when I didn't know about them. Especially with Dave (my fiance!!!), he and I have sort of always known each other and been close, even before we realized we weren't the same person

Mercury for me kind of illustrates how I and the other Mercurys felt after realizing the whole front anchor thing. I've always had a hard time figuring out my identity and what I want to do with my life, and I feel like Mercury really shows that feeling of being lost and swept along by other people. Also the name fits lmao

Six Feet by Left at London also really hits home for me bc of some system conflict stuff I don't wanna get into here. And obvs My Friends Are Kinda Strange is an iconic plural anthem

Cat and I also read Take Me With You by Andrea Gibson together, which is a book of poetry. She really vibed with it bc of her gender/sexuality, and how that intertwines with her plurality and past. One poem I'm gonna quote below really hit home for her as a fictive

I said to the sun "Tell me about the big bang." The sun said, "It hurts to become."

There's probably more, we might rb this later and add on

2. Not caught up on this anymore, but Oscar Pine and Ozpin from RWBY were really important to us during syscovery. We actually used them as an example of how some system stuff like being co-con works to a friend who also watched it, and have cosplayed them

For me personally, I really vibe with Tokoyami and Dark Shadow from BNHA. This is also bc of alterhuman stuff, which for me is linked with plurality. Also in the same vein I really vibe with Hal Strider from Homestuck. It's that sort of "I'm not human, but I'm a person" thing, plus the "who's the real one" struggle

Night in the Woods isn't exactly a plural vibe to me, but we vibe with it bc of dissociation and bc coming back home after dropping out of college and having to readjust was sort of the catalyst for our syscovery. Also, watching the Alexandrites stream it was sort of our first real interaction in the plural community, and the catalyst for us getting more connected to the community

-Oliver (it/its)

System Stuff Weekly #3

Oh hey wait it's Thursday! Hello everyone! 1. What are some non-narrative or only-mildly-narrative pieces of artwork* that you relate to in a "system stuff" way? * (e.g., music, poem, paintings, sculptures, abstract performance art, epic prank, craft, video game without much plot, etc., but not books/movies/graphic novels/epic poetry/plot-heavy video game) 2. Same question, but for narrative works! Note that it absolutely does not have to be an example of 'objectively plausible system rep', and can be just be something that resonates with you.

This isn't technically one single piece of artwork (though we have a few specific examples in mind), but you know those covers of songs where a solo vocal line gets turned into a duet? And suddenly there's a a whole new layer of depth and meaning because the lyrics are now a conversation, even though it still "looks the same from the outside"? Yeah. That. 2. There are so many answers we could give for this (Pacific Rim, also basically anything with telepathically bonded companions who have to figure out how to work together and trust each other, for one--a theme which I was Weirdly Extremely Drawn To as a kid...), but I'll go with a novel we read relatively recently (I think it was one of the first novels that the two of us kind of read together, actually?), Vespertine by Margaret Rodgerson, which is about a lot of things but definitely about a girl and a demon trying to heal from trauma together while living in the same head.

[shuotaizawa]

bakusquad as new age bollywood songs

Kaminari: Iski Uski

Sero: Deewangi Deewangi

Mina: Radha

Kirishima: First Class

Bakugou: Nagada Sang Dhol

[ejinfandomland]

Song(s) that remind me of Bnha Ships No 1: Shigadabi

BLOODSPORT - Raleigh Ritchie

It's the ShigaDabi national anthem from where I'm standing. I mean...

"I've got your back, and though it's stacked against us / I've got your hand, it's us against consensus / And I will burn the people who hurt you the worst and I will not learn / Cause I am too young and too dumb to consider the terms of breaking the law / And I'll curse the day that they return / With a smile on my face as their heads hit the floor"

Literally everything in the lyrics just sound like Dabi talking to/about his relationship with Shigaraki.

In canon, Dabi is so much more than Shigaraki's right hand man. He's a gatekeeper between potential recruits and Shigaraki and he's killed far more of said recruits than Shigaraki has been shown to. He seems to put so much effort into the League...Shigaraki's League. Honestly Dabi is somehow the most apathetic member of the league and the most passionate at the same time and its weird. Somehow I get the feeling Dabi really wouldn't handle losing Shigaraki very well. Well, none of the League would, but something tells me whatever keeps Dabi in his relatively mentally stable state of being (when compared to the likes of Toga and Twice at least) would probably snap and he'd become a literal monster if anything happened to Shigaraki (since Shigaraki's cause is the only thing keeping Dabi thinking rationally at this point from what I can tell).

I play this song on repeat in order to get into Dabi's head when trying to write ShigaDabi from his POV.

"And even if you ask me to stop, it's too late because I've already decided their fate / It's not a distaste, it's pure hate and it pulsates and it works its way around my brain / Anyway, what I'm trying to say is I'll protect you til the day I meet my maker / So don't fight me now cause you might need me later"

Anyway that's it. That's the Shigadabi national anthem and my reasons on why that is...thank you for coming to my TEDtalk

[hisgoodpuppy]

guide

- full fics will include word count

- hybrids = short playlist (4-6 songs) + fic

- ❀ = collab pieces

current WIP(s):

(dark content) brother!izuku

vampire!shinsou + playlist

bakugo x fem!reader x izuku (failing relationship)

playlists: izuku, bakugo, baji

🐾 BNHA

shinsō hitoshi

quirks of being a wallflower (3.1k) || smut

speak ft. inumaki toge (jjk) || smut

bass player shinsou || drabble

making out in a club ft.paralyzer || drabble

smut drabbles: 1 2

midoriya izuku

a gift that keeps on giving (2.9k) || smut ❀

you’re just doing your job (1.9K) || hybrid

crying + cumming || smut

emo!izuku || smut

comfort: 1 2 3

kirishima ejiro

pulling your panties off || thirst

multiple characters

band au ft. midoriya, bakugo, kiri, denki, shinsou

🐾 JJK

inumaki toge

speak ft. shinsō hitoshi (bnha) || smut

fushiguro megumi

smell of sleep || smut

itadori yuji

sub!yuji || thirst

nanami kento

work function w chubby gf || thirst

multiple characters

underwear they wear-jjk men w pics || hcs

🐾 HAIKYUU

tsukishima kei

specs || smut

semi eita

dirty ft. no.1 party anthem || drabble

aone

with bunny!gf || thirst

🐾 TOKYO REVENGERS

ken ryujin/ draken

pov: motorcycle ride through tokyo || hybrid

mitsuya takashi

poc: he treats you like a queen || hybrid

multiple characters

soft doms draken + mitsuya || smut

🐾 MULTIFANDOM

log ride (soaked) sunshine boys || smut

resident sleepy boys || smut

sunday mornings w your fave || fluff

🐾 SERIES

strange roommates hcs

shinsou hitoshi + kenma kozume

yuji itadori + bokuto kotaro

midoriya izuku + yamaguchi tadashi

keigo takami + satoru gojo

[airanke]

A'ight I'll do another one 😊

favorite color: pink, blue, green, purple.

last song: "DISGUSTING!" by Vana (it became stripper Abi's anthem and now I can't unlisten!!!)

last movie: Spider-man: Into the Spider-Verse (in theatre).

currently watching: N/A (I don't watch TV and/or Anime much), but I do WANT to set aside time to watch Castlevania: Nocturne, JJK, and the rest of VD!!

other stuff I watched this year: Nimona, JJK 0, Vampire Diaries (season 1).

shows I dropped this year/didn't finish: N/A

currently reading: Suitor Armor, Daughter of the Lilies, Awaken, Namesake, Atnomen, Lore Olympus, BNHA, One Piece (sporadically) - all webcomics/manga, but reading none-the-less!

currently listening to: Lots of various music, but usually Abiteth's playlist (alternative music mostly), my Dabiteth playlist (genre? Yes), or Dabi playlists I've downloaded (some include voice overs <333)

currently working on: Artwise - AbiTou-ber, backlog of Dabi x Abiteth art, Memes (for Dabiteth), very infrequently on personal projects. Writing wise - STIL, "and i know", and plotting Dabiteth AUs.

current obsession: Still Dabi.

Not gonna' tag anyone this time!

favorite color: muted + darker shades of green

last song: king by the amazing devil

last movie: ant-man and the wasp: quantumania. haven't finished it yet, but intend to. genuinely don't remember my last movie otherwise.

currently watching: ofmd s2!! as well as loki s2

other stuff I watched this year: righteous gemstones, good omens, wwdits, heartstopper (new comfort show), young royals, the witcher, the magicians (currently on s5), grimgar of fantasy and ash, vice principals rewatch. there was definitely others but i can't remember atm oops

shows I dropped this year/didn't finish: fringe rewatch, i just got wrapped up in other shows and never picked it back up. and kenobi, watching that one with my partner and he got big hyperfixated on a show so we just never went back to it. v much intend to finish it.

currently reading: fanfic

currently listening to: it's been a lot of colm mcguinness (when is it not?) and the amazing devil

currently working on: poetry, mainly :)) I also have like. 5+ crochet projects i haven't touched in over a month, if those count. also a novel that I've been dragging my feet on opening back up.

current obsession: izzy hands. the most pathetic ass bitch (affectionate) on my blog rn

thank you for the tag @thegeekyartist !!

tagging (no pressure!): @darkspawntaxcollectors @darling-arwen-rose @megamindenjoyer @wackylittlegal + open tag :))

[bvttrflys]

i consider the song crazy to be the unofficial anthem of bnha especially in its current state in the manga *twerks sadly*

[floof-ghostie]

Bnha + music

Okay so first of all, Dabi and Shinsou both listen to Arctic Monkeys.

Ashido, and Camie definitely listen to Megan thee Stallion, Doja Cat, and Nicki Minaj

Miruko also listens to Megan thee Stallion, but also Rico Nasty.

Yaoyorozu is really into Destiny's child, and SZA. She actually likes female RnB in general.

Sero and Satou enjoy Notorious B.I.G and Tupac.

Todoroki listens to a lot of indie bands, mainly due to his mother's influence.

Jirou listens to Joan Jett, as well as the Runaways, and Panic! at the disco girls/girls/boys. Though her taste is pretty refined and widespread.

Kuroiro, Tokoyami, and Kamakiri all listen to MCR. Vlad King has walked in on them screaming "Welcome to the black parade", and walked right out of the room, lmao.

Vlad king enjoys Jazz artists, like Nat King Cole.

Honenuki enjoys 2000's pop music for some reason.

Tokage and Komori love K-pop and J-pop. Often gush about certain bands.

Hatsume's playlist is so insane it's not even funny.

A slow song could finish playing, and then a crazy rock song would start and she doesn't even blink an eye.

Also obligatory mention that "Crazy = genius" by P!atd is her anthem.

Yanagi enjoys lofi music, and recommends playlists to her friends to study.

Tsuburaba's taste fluctuates between meme songs, the entire Avatar soundtrack, or whatever is on the radio.

Aoyama seems like the kind of guy who loves classical music and such, but really, he enjoys Rihanna, and Beyoncé.

Fuyumi likes Alessia Cara, and blasts her songs whenever Endeavor isn't home.

Hawks likes a lot of songs by Gorillaz.

[deadwriter16]

currently imagining bnha characters singing thelonlelyisland songs

bkg singing ‘threw it on the ground’ is my new favorite thing to think about

also kaminari and deku absolutely owning the pure bisexuality that is ‘spring break anthem’

[dekusheroacademia]

wait till you hear anthem!!

"I want to be a hero" is THE song of the musical!! So here is the version from musical 3 ending song (with Deku's actor who cannot stop smiling)

[renaxwrites]

just dance || midoriya izuku

Pairing | Midoriya x F! reader

Genre | fluff

Summary | finally going to game night with class 1-a turned out better than you expected

a/n: hey y’all! it’s broccoli boy’s birthday today, and he’s the most wholesome character on this planet 🥺 he has a special place in my heart! one of my friends introduced me to the bnha anime, and gifted me a midoriya funko pop, along with a izuku, shoot, and bakugo keychains (even tho I lost a bet lol.) he was the first character to get me sucked into this endless hole of anime, and I will forever treasure him 😌 hope you enjoy <3

warnings: some cussing from explosion boy

“Come onnnn y/n!! Can’t your studying wait for one night?”

It was the 1-a girls’ turn to host game night this week. They’re trying (and failing so far) to convince you to come this time. You’ve always put it off to study, to maintain your top spot in studies. How would this be any different with finals coming up?

“You know, it’s literally been scientifically proven that you need to take a break once in a while. Please, we won’t ask you for anything ever againnnn!” Uruaka was practically begging.

You don’t know whether to feel surprise or defeat as Uruaka hits you with this scientific fact. Knowing you’d have to go, you heave a sigh and push back your chair. “Oh what the heck, why not.”

The girls cheer and drag you over to the living room, where you’re met with large booms of bass and light melodies from popular songs.

Once the class was gathered, the girls go up and announce their game. “This week, we’re having a Just Dance tournament! With the new one released, we decided it’s only right to see who has the best moves. May the best dancer win!”

The rules were that the pairs had to be boy versus girl. The two class presidents would keep score for their consecutive teams.

While plowing through the brackets, there were many surprises. The girls were undefeated with the kpop songs (due to many late-night tiktok sessions), and some of the boys managed to score higher points. For instance: Bakugo versus Mina. Fancy by Twice.

He crushed her score.

“FUCK YEAH!” Katsuki screeched, as Mina sunk to her knees in disbelief.

“But that was my anthem!! I’ve never felt so betrayed!!”

He still rubbed it in, “Well, as the great BlackPink said...HOW YOU LIKE THAT”

You double over, along with the rest of your classmates. “Bakugo Katsuki, are you...a kpop stan?!”

“SHUT UP!! I hear you making your stupid videos all night how do I not know them by now!! SHUT IT KAMINARI OR I’LL MAKE YOU”

Once everyone contained themselves, the next pair was up. You versus...

“Midoriya, it’s your turn!”

Oh. Shit.

It had to be him. Not that you hated him, it was the exact opposite. You’ve had a crush on him for a while, and everyone knew it. Except him, apparently.

You both take your respected sides with your remotes. You close your eyes and mindlessly scroll, letting fate decide the battle.

You stop, and the girls scream. “We’ve got this in the bag! We’ve done SO many tiktoks with this one you BETTER not mess this up!”

You open your eyes to Boy With Luv by BTS. Jesus, couldn’t have been better timing with your crush. Thanks a lot, fate.

The song goes on, and you’re already crushing it. The longer it plays, the more into it you got. You kept sneaking glances at the broccoli boy beside you. Although he couldn’t find rhythm for his life, you commended him for his effort.

Little did you know he was constantly getting distracted by the way you moved.

The song ends, you chalking up another point for the girls. You’re congratulated by the girls, only to be tapped on the shoulder by your opponent.

“You did really great, y/n-San. Way better than me, anyway,” he laughed with slight embarrassment.

Katsuki creeps up and slaps him across his head. “We could’ve won if you were so love stuck and staring at her, dumbass! They got another point, stupid Deku!”

Silence.

Not knowing how to respond, you just say, “Huh?”

Katsuki looks between you two, cursing at letting it slip. He angrily drags you two to another room, then slams the door while he leaves. “Figure it out, extras!”

There’s a few seconds of awkward silence before you break the ice. “So...is it true?”

Midoriya looks up from the ground, meeting your eyes. Then bows deeply. “I’m sorry! I’ve liked you for a while, but I didn’t want you to find out...” he continues to ramble.

As he went on, you knew you were going to have to be the one to initiate what was coming.

You didn’t want to scare neither you or him, so you felt only brave enough to grasp his hands. Silently intertwining your fingers, he looks up to find you with an endearing look on your face.

You embrace him. He in turn enveloped you in his arms, surrounding you with his sweet scent, and the warmth you’ve been yearning for. Nothing else needed to be said.

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

The BNHA Group Chat Fic Nobody Asked For

Pairings: Todoroki Touya (Dabi)/Mr/ Compress (Sako Atsuhiro), Shimura Tenko (Shigaraki Tomura)/Chisaki Kai (Overhaul)/Kurono Hari (Chrono), Yamada Hizashi (Present Mic)/Aizawa Shouta (Eraserhead)/Shirakumo Oboro (Loud Cloud), Fukukado Emi (Ms. Joke)/Kayama Nemuri (Midnight)

Word Count: 2,420 Words

Summary: Uraraka makes a fatal mistake, triple date night with the Emo Squad, Thery-oki strikes again, and Hitoshi in the morning is a zombie.

Warnings: Caps, Cursing, Half Blind Character, Deaf Characters, Anxiety Mention, Mostly Mute Character (due to a different medical issue), Selectively Mute Character, Mineta Minoru Exists (sadly), Autistic Meltdown Mention, Food Mention, Sleep Deprivation, Insomnia, let me know if I should add anything else.

Note: AU where the League Of Villains are just hero course students. btw Yukimura is Dabi (he goes by his mother's surname (mostly because it's his last hurrah at making Endeavor absolutely livid at him and partially so he and Shoto don't get confused whe someone calls for 'Todoroki')

Usernames: We Are Number One™ Aizawa: Dadzawa, Aoyama: immafiringmahlaser, Ashido: princessbubblegumknockoff, Asui: Galvan, Iida: Emergency Exit, Uraraka: 9.8, Ojiro: tailfloof, Kaminari: Pichu, Kirishima: baby shark, Koda: youredoingamazingsweetie, Sato: GuyFieriIsGod, Shoji: Cthulhu, Jirou: Jack Skellington, Sero: Spider-Man, Tokoyami: EdgarAllanCrows, Todoroki: WHERE?, Hagakure: cena, Bakugo: WHAT?, Midoriya: SmolMight, Mineta: Mineta, Shinsou: exhausted, Yaoyorozu: TheGreatCreator, Kurono: stopwatch, Chisaki: donthugmeimscared, Yukimura: choticgaydisaster, Bubaigawara: shadowclonejutsu, Shimura: idontfeelsogood, Awase: illrememberyouallintherapy, Kaibara: IDOWHATIWANT, Kamakiri: scyther, Kuroiro: itsmeyaboy, Kendo: Akimichi, Kodai: deadinside, Komori: shroomgurl, Shiozaki: wElCoMeToBiBlEsTuDiEs, Shishida: furry, Shoda: cryptid, Tsunotori: mylittlepony, Tsubaraba: airbender, Tetsutetsu: Iron Man, Tokage: t-rex costume, Fukidashi: glorifiedtextbubble, Honenuki: Eren Jaeger/spookyscaryskeletons, Bondo: Slimer, Monoma: HopeSummers, Yanagi: iLiEdImDyInGiNsIdE, Rin: snek, Toga: mystique, Sako: lostmymarbles, Hikiishi: queenofmagnetism, Iguchi: eye gucci, Shinokanri: stardust

Usernames: Emos Anonymous Kaminari: blackcloakedbrides, Shoji: fryingpan, Jirou: greentwentyfourhours, Tokoyami: myscientificinfatuation, Todoroki: twentyoneplotpoints, Bakugo: immobileinwhite, Midoriya: falldownboy, Shinsou: stabtheveil, Kurono: inhalecarolina, Chisaki: plummetingininverse, Yukimura: anxietyintheclub, Shimura: nappingwithsirens, Kuroiro: thousandfootcane, Kodai: marianaspit, Monoma: entiretimelow, Yanagi: recentyearsday, Sako: halfminutetomars, Aizawa: hollywoodlivingdead, Shouji: fryingpan, Kurono: inhalecarolina, Aoyama: phantomtown, Honenuki: visualizedragon, Sako: halfminutetomars, Awase: distressparade, Shinokanri: simplestrategy

Usernames: UA Teachers Are Tired™ Eraserhead/Aizawa: grumpy scarf cat, Present Mic/Yamada: screeching cockatiel, Midnight/Nemuri: chaotic goth gay Ingenium/Iida: gotta go fast, AllMight/Toshinori: actual sunshine, Vlad King/Kan: bloody hell, Power Loader/Majima: speechtotext, Ectoplasm: needalegup?, Snipe: kazoo cowboy, Cementoss: concrete block, Blackmist/Kurogiri: goth portals

The Rise Of The Emos-Chapter 2

9:32 AM

We Are Number One™

cena: so, Kirishima mentioned that there's an emo chat? is this true?

9.8: only one way to tell

9.8: when i was

9.8 a young boy

WHAT?: MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY

exhausted: TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

WHERE?: HE SAID SON WHEN YOU GROW UP

SmolMight: WOULD YOU BE THE SAVIOUR OF THE BROKEN

EdgarAllanCrows: THE BEATEN AND THE DAMNED

HopeSummers: HE SAID WILL YOU DEFEAT THEM

deadinside: YOUR DEMONS AND ALL THE NON-BELIEVERS

idontfeelsogood: THE PLANS THAT THEY HAVE MADE

donthugmeimscared: BECAUSE ONE DAY I'LL LEAVE YOU

Jack Skellington: A PHANTOM TO LEAD YOU IN THE SUMMER

chaoticgaydisaster: TO JOIN THE BLACK PARADE

Pichu: WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY

itsmeyaboy: MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY

spookyscaryskeletons: TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

lostmymarbles: HE SAID SON WHEN YOU GROW UP

stardust: WOULD YOU BE THE SAVIOUR OF THE BROKEN

stopwatch: THE BEATEN AND THE DAMNED

immafiringmahlaser: SOMETIMES I GET THE FEELING SHE'S WATCHING OVER ME

Cthulhu: AND OTHER TIMES I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD GO

spookyscaryskeletons: AND THROUGH IT ALL THE RISE AND FALL THE BODIES IN THE STREETS

WHAT?: AND WHEN YOU'RE GONE WE WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW

illrememberyouallintherapy: WE'LL CARRY ON, WE'LL CARRY ON

WHERE?: AND THOUGH YOU'RE DEAD AND GONE BELIEVE ME

WHAT?: YOUR MEMORY WILL CARRY ON

SmolMight: WE'LL CARRY ON AND IN MY HEART I CAN'T CONTAIN IT

HopeSummers: THE ANTHEM WON'T EXPLAIN IT

deadinside: A WORLD THAT SENDS YOU REELING FROM DECIMATED DREAMS YOUR MISERY AND HATE WILL KILL US ALL

itsmeyaboy: SO PAINT IT BLACK AND TAKE IT BACK LET'S SHOUT IT LOUD AND CLEAR

chaoticgaydisaster: DEFIANT TO THE END WE HEAR THE CALL TO CARRY ON

exhausted: WE'LL CARRY OOOON

illrememberyouallintherapy: AND THOUGH YOU'RE DEAD AND GONE BELIEVE ME

SmolMight: YOUR MEMORY WILL CARRY ON WE'LL CARRY ON

EdgarAllenCrows: AND THOUGH YOU'RE BROKEN AND DEFEATED YOUR WEARY WIDOW MARCHES

idontfeelsogood: ON AND ON, WE CARRY THROUGH THE FEARS DISSAPOINTED FACES OF YOUR PEERS

Pichu: TAKE A LOOK AT ME ‘CAUSE I COULD NOT CARE AT ALL

iLiEdImDyInGiNsIdE: DO OR DIE YOU’LL NEVER MAKE ME

deadinside: BECAUSE THE WORLD WILL NEVER TAKE MY HEART

stardust: YOU CAN TRY YOU’LL NEVER BREAK ME

stopwatch: WE WANT IT ALL WE WANT TO PLAY THIS PART

illrememberyouallintherapy: WON’T EXPLAIN OR SAY I’M SORRY

WHERE?: I’M UNASHAMED I’M GONNA SHOW MY SCARS

chaoticgaydisaster: GIVE A CHEER FOR ALL THE BROKEN

Cthulhu: LISTEN HERE BECAUSE IT’S WHO WE ARE

lostmymarbles: I’M JUST A MAN I’M NOT A HERO

immafiringmahlaser: JUST A BOY WHO HAD TO SING THIS SONG

spookyscaryskeletons: I’M JUST A MAN I’M NOT A HERO

itsmeyaboy: I DON’T CARE

SmolMight: WE’LL CARRY ON WE’LL CARRY ON

WHAT?: AND THOUGH YOUR DEAD AND GONE, BELIEVE ME

itsmeyaboy: YOUR MEMORY WILL CARRY ON WE’LL CARRY ON

Jack Skellington: AND THOUGH YOU’RE BROKEN AND DEFEATED YOUR WEARY WIDOW MARCHES ON

EdgarAllenCrows: DO OR DIE YOU’LL NEVER MAKE ME

idontfeelsogood: BECAUSE THE WORLD WILL NEVER TAKE MY HEART

donthugmeimscared: YOU CAN TRY YOU’LL NEVER BREAK ME

HopeSummers: WE WANNA KNOW WE WANT TO PLAY THIS PART

lostmymarble: DO OR DIE YOU’LL NEVER MAKE ME

Pichu: CARRY ON

iLiEdImDyInGiNsIdE: BECAUSE THE WORLD WILL NEVER TAKE MY HEART

SmolMight: YOU CAN TRY YOU’LL NEVER BREAK ME

Dazawa: WE WANT IT ALL WE WANT TO PLAY THIS PART

exhausted: CARRY ON

tailfloof: wow

baby shark: told you so

TheGreatCreator: even Aizawa-Sensei joined

Spider-Man: ...

Galvan: are we gonna ignore Aoyama joined too

Akimichi: And Honenuki.

immafiringmahlaser: Uncovered like this...

spookyscaryskeletons: I just really like their songs.

immafiringmahlaser: I guess my closet emo has been discovered. Whoops.

Emergency Exit: Are you guys okay? I hear crying from Kaminari.

WHAT?: ...

WHERE?: i'm adding them to the emo chat

9:54 AM

Emos Anonymous

twentyoneplotpoints has added Honenuki, Shinōkanri, Sako, Awase, Hari, Aoyama, Shoji, Aizawa to Emos Anonymous

twentyoneplotpoints has changed Aizawa's name to hollywoodlivingdead

twentyoneplotpoints has changed Shouji's name to fryingpan

twentyoneplotpoints has changed Hari's name to inhalecarolina

twentyoneplotpoints has changed Aoyama's name to phantomtown

twentyoneplotpoints has changed Honenuki's name visualizedragon

twentyoneplotpoints has changed Sako's name to halfminutetomars

twentyoneplotpoints has changed Awase's name to distressparade

twentyoneplotpoints has changed Shinōkanri's name to simplestrategy

twentyoneplotpoints: i believe, we already know they'll serve here just fine

twentyoneplotpoints: not onto business, why is Kaminari crying.

blackcloakedbrides: I miss that band.

falldownboy: cuddle pile in Kami's room after school.

hollywoodlivingdead: i'm turning on their songs for the remainder of class. 1b is welcome to join during free time.

immobileinwhite: Woe is our poor pure Pichu. Come hither, Denki.

entiretimelow: Denki

falldownboy: for the 1b kids not here to witness.

falldownboy: [video of Kaminari sitting on Bakugou's lap with Hotaru sitting guard on his desk, slightly obstructing view. "Deku, I will break that phone."-Bakugou "No violence during cuddle time."-Kaminari "Fine."-Bakugou; the camera begins shaking because Midoriya's laughing and the video cuts off while Midoriya starts laughing]

halfminutetomars: Ah yes, the burden of darkness that looms over my emo heart lessens slightly with the purity of witnessing two emos supporting one another.

myscientificinfatuation: ...Someone said it before me. I don't know how to deal with this.

anxietyintheclub: y'all two need to hang out. you'd get along way too well.

10:45 AM

UA Teachers Are Tired™

screeching cockatiel: @grumpy scarf cat who wrote 'Avaliable Screech' on the board?

grumpy scarf cat: that would be me, darling. love you.

screeching cockatiel: I love you too but you didn't come up with that, did you?

grumpy scarf cat: it was Hito.

screeching cockatiel: I can't even be mad, I laughed when I saw it.

screeching cockatiel: Sometimes I swear he's just a smaller purpler version of you.

grumpy scarf cat: thank you.

12:30 PM

We Are Number One™

spookyscaryskeletons: Aizawa-Sensei, do you know where my dad is? He said to meet him at the teacher's break room but he isn’t opening the door when I knock.

Dadzawa: he's fine, fell asleep on the couch in here.

spookyscaryskeletons: Well, I brought him lunch.

Dadzawa: kay, opening the door.

WHAT?: Wait, so two of our hero course students are the kids of two of our teachers?

WHERE?: Honestly, I expected Aizawa and Shinsou but not Ectoplasm and Honenuki.

SmolMight: How didn't you expect that?

WHERE?: I just never really thought about it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

WHAT?: How many other students have family members that are teachers here at UA?

itsmeyaboy: ...Shirokumo Kurogiri is my dad but my mom never told him about me because he has a wife and kids now so I’m keeping it that way.

lostmymarbles: Not a teacher anymore but my mother was Miss Marble and my father was a villain named Paralysis.

SmolMight: Miss Marble? As in the one who could control marbles as her weaponry? And Paralysis with the immobile touch quirk?

lostmymarbles: The ones and only.

cena: Didn’t her boyfriend kill her because she cheated on him?

lostmymarbles: He killed her because she had me.

Mineta: ha ur moms a hoe lol i knew a reject like you had to have a funny family story

chaoticgaydisaster: @Mineta you wanna fucking GO? Come and fucking fight me you fucking flavor-fucker piss-baby ripoff grape soda wannabe!?

WHERE?: I'm not stopping Touya, I suggest someone else take action. I'll be with my brother-in-law who is hAVING A MELTDOWN

Dadzawa: @chaoticgaydisaster don't fight him, I'll deal with this. Mineta, you've earned yourself a month of detention and garbage duty and you'll be apologizing to Sako.

Mineta: FINE

3:24 PM

We Are Number One™

mystique: Guys, look.

mystique: [pic of Honenuki asleep on his desk]

Dadzawa: that's cute but he shouldn't be asleep in class

mystique: says the teacher texting back during class

Dadzawa: touche

4:20 PM

UA Teachers Are Tired™

grumpy scarf cat: so, @needalegup? Honenuki's your son, huh?

needalegup: And?? Shinsou is yours

screeching cockatiel: Me too? dafaq?

4:56 PM

We Are Number One™

chaoticgaydisaster: @everyone all y'all fuckers stay outta my room, I'm cooking for my man. Don't you DARE interrupt our date night or you die.

lostmymarbles: Sweetheart, you don't need to do that.

chaoticgaydisaster: bullshit. meltdowns = extra love dammit and you will recIEVE IT ATSU

lostmymarbles: I really do love you, Tou.

chaoticgaydisaster: I love you too, now keep playing with Sora, she wants to cuddle.

TheGreatCreator: sorry for asking but I'm way too curious. Sora?

lostmymarbles: My weighted bat stuffie.

EdgarAllanCrows: Aw, bats are adorable.

EdgarAllanCrows: Also, keep up the great work, Atsuhiro.

immafiringmahlaser: You're doing great sweetie.

lostmymarbles: Thanks. That actually means a lot right now.

chaoticgaydisaster: Kay, dinner's almost ready. @EdgarAllanCrows @idontfeelsogood triple date night may now commence.

EdgarAllanCrows: it seems, Kai isn't feeling well and Tenko and Hari refuse to leave his side.

lostmymarbles: Oh dear, is he having a flare up again?

Emergency Exit: I'm afraid so, sadly.

9.8: What's a flare up?

idontfeelsogood: An anaphylactic flare up. He went into shock this time. Recovery Girl wants him to stay overnight because he's still not breathing right.

HopeSummers: How about we bring date night to them?

chaoticgaydisaster: ...it could work.

EdgarAllanCrows: Let's do it.

immafiringmahlaser: What a wonderful suggestion, dear.

HopeSummers: I just don't want them to feel excluded or anything.

5:07 PM

UA Teachers Are Tired™

bloody hell: btw @grumpy scarf cat I saw one of my students wearing an engagement ring today. wtf's happening?

grumpy scarf cat: ah, you mean Sako. yeah, he and Yukimura got engaged the other night.

bloody hell: really? how do you know?

grumpy scarf cat: because I’m in the kids’ group chat with both hero classes.

chaotic goth gay: How am I being surpassed in life by a teenager?

chaotic goth gay: AMERICA EGGSPLAIN!!!

grumpy scarf cat: quit your lying, you're dating Emi.

chaotic goth gay: And you're married to a human toucan and a human cloud! I wanna be married too!

grumpy scarf cat: y'all are engaged. just wait four months, y'all have your wedding.

chaotic goth gay: Unfair.

bloody hell: Hate to interrupt the gay, but some of our hero course students just took a pot, and several bowls with them out of the dorms and are headed toward the school. Should I be worried/concerned or should I just let it happen?

grumpy scarf cat: they asked to stay overnight in the Infirmary with Shimura, Kurono, and Chisaki.

kazoo cowboy: I'm still sorry about that, guys. I didn't know he was allergic to dairy.

goth portals: It's alright. Not many people know outside his friend group and me.

kazoo cowboy: I'm still sorry. I feel horrible and Shimura was pissed.

needalegup?: It's fine. He'll be fine.

kazoo cowboy: Okay. I’m just glad Recovery Girl knew what to do.

8:35 PM

We Are Number One™

WHERE?: So anyway, we already know Midoriya is AllMight's secret lovechild, Honenuki is Ectoplasm’s son, and Shinsou really is Aizawa's son.

WHERE?: But is Tokoyami Hawks' secret brother?

EdgarAllanCrows: God, I hope not

WHAT?: What is that supposed to mean?

EdgarAllanCrows: It means my parents adopted me and I have yet to get in contact with my birth parents and now I'm hoping to any god that will listen that Hawks is not my sibling, I can’t deal with that much sunshine in my life.

EdgarAllanCrows: I can hear Midoriya cackling from his room and it's very offputting.

idontfeelsogood: The whole building can hear it.

WHERE?: Also, what if Kirishima and Tetsutetsu are brothers?

baby shark: we are, dad got him and mom got me and both remarried.

WHERE?: Is Shiozaki Kamui Woods' daughter?

WHERE?: Is Jiro Present Mic's lovechild?

baby shark: go to sleep. this isn't good for you.

WHERE?: Crimson Riot is Kirishima's dad

baby shark: no he's not. sleep or I'll come up there and make you sleep.

WHERE?: fine

4:30 AM

We Are Number One™

exhausted: I’m so tiiiiiiired

WHAT?: Go to sleep then, you heathen.

7:30 AM

We Are Number One™

exhausted: angiejgbnlfdkvnlakfngao

Pichu: That’s an exhausted keyboard smash if I’ve ever seen one.

baby shark: That's cute.

WHAT?: I'll go help him wake up.

baby shark: Tell him I said hey!

Pichu: make sure you bribe him with cats or he won't get up.

WHAT?: I’m making curry bread, takoyaki, and matcha tea for breakfast when I get back if anyone wants any.

Jack Skellington: I'm suddenly awake.

princessbubblegumknockoff: Food!

SmolMight: @everyone get up and get food.

7:45 AM

We Are Number One™

WHAT?: He's up. I'm bringing him for food in our dorms.

Pichu: How many cats did you promise him? That was way too quick.

WHAT?: Dude, none. I said coffee.

baby shark: Ah, the forbidden word.

WHAT?: Yeah, still trying to get him to leave his coffee pot.

WHERE?: Good luck.

SmolMight: Do you need reinforcements?

WHAT?: No, it's good. I've got him. He's coming.

Pichu: How!!!???

WHAT?: Easy.

WHAT?: I told him to bring his coffee pot.

WHAT?: [pic of Shinsou clutching his full pot of coffee protectively while he looks dead on at the camera with a dead ass tired expression]

tailfloof: Wait, he drinks a whole pot of coffee in the morning?

SmolMight: Yup. He's a zombie without it.

tailfloof: That's...

cena: I believe the word you're looking for is scary.

tailfloof: Horrifying.

cena: That too.

8:00 AM

We Are Number One™

Jack Skellington: Did I just see Hagakure in a bodysuit? And hair dye?

cena: maybe

Galvan: Why is there dye in your hair? Isn't that defeating the purpose of being invisible?

cena: It's temporary. I can wash it out.

princessbubblegumknockoff: Oh cool.

TheGreatCreator: So now we can see you! What a great idea, Toru!

cena: aw, thanks.

5:00 PM

We Are Number One™

Cthulhu: Why are there children in the dorms?

Emergency Exit: Because we go to UA and they have set forth a dorm policy.

Cthulhu: No, like...tiny children.

Cthulhu: [video of two kids running up and down the fourth floor boys hallway, one with dark pink and light pink hair]

WHERE?: My sister, Fuyumi, is out of town at the moment with her girlfriend and brought her children over to me to watch because my brother is on an abroad trip to Korea with his boyfriend.

WHERE?: Their names are Hotaru and Yuki, they’re turning 10 in a few days. They’ll be gone by tomorrow morning, don’t worry.

Cthulhu: Ah, thank you, local cryptid.

WHERE?: No problem, pleb.

Cthulhu: I’ve never felt so honored to be insulted. This is weird.

WHERE?: Good, learn to fear the unknowns, Shoji, you need to with that one boyfriend of yours.

Cthulhu: I fear for the safety of my future children now, thanks.

WHERE?: No problem.

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