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on wikipedia straight up "learning it". and by "learning it" i mean, lets just say.. information

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unrelated but one of the bad fanfiction lines that has been trapped in my head for LITERALLY 22 years was a beauty and the beast fanfic in which belle said “be careful, im a virgin in my vagina”. this has been on the tip of my tongue threatening to burst out of my mouth for decades

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”which could mean nothing” is maybe my favorite phrase of all time. where would we be without it

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my best brag will always be that i was a bkdk and togachako truther FROM THE BEGINNING. yall were just playing catch up fr

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LMFAO

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i’m really enjoying the olympics this year, there is some quality nonsense going on

for the first time in the modern olympics (possibly ever?) there’s an equal number of women competing to men, and included in that group we have icons like simone biles, kim yeji, imane khelif

and then over with the dudes we’ve got yusuf dikec who took up shooting after he got divorced, turns up in a t-shirt with no ear protection only to shoot near perfect rounds and then ask where the smoking area is. we’ve got henrik christiansen who is taking tiktok by storm not for his swimming prowess but the fact he is obsessed with the olympic village chocolate muffins. we’ve got stephen nedoroscik, who is trained literally only in pommel horse so he kinda just sits around doing rubik’s cubes while everyone else does their thing (pommel goes last) and then they activate him like a fucking sleeper agent to crush the pommel routine, secure the usa a medal, and also he cannot fucking see the entire time bc he needs glasses

quality, quality nonsense

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As much as tumblr likes to post about boypussy some people on here get really mad when you ask them to respect the men who have pussies.

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Literally such a funny concept

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Charging

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you attack my heart !! bkdk valentines

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⚠️ National Alert

hi

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world is awesome

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Dads love having undiagnosed autism

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“Medieval peasants couldn’t handle my Spotify playlist” but could YOU handle a medieval bard relaying the epic of Beowulf over the course of an hour? Humble yourself.

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