#this shit is so wack

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

WHAT THE HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL

[themightywhoosh]

Took my room apart trying to find my damn Bluetooth headphones and I couldn't find em and now I don't wanna put nothin back together 😠

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

ANTAGONIST FIDDLEFORD❗️⁉️❗️❗️💥💥💥 FUCK SHIT UP BABYGIRL, I BELIEVE WOMEN'S RIGHTS AND WRONGS <33

30 years ago, during Ford and Bill's fallout; instead of threatening to steal Ford's eyeballs, Bill just goes ahead and steals Fiddleford's! Which then further leads to Fiddleford parting ways with Ford as his research assistant.

In my perfect world, where my AU is a 40-episode fully animated show; this episode would reveal the seemingly unsuspecting Old Man Mcgucket as the leader of a powerful secret cult of memory erasure. Mcgucket, believing Ford to still be under the influence of "the demon that stares," kidnaps him and attempts to "exorcise"/erase the so-called demon out of Ford's brain.

However, with the metal plate bolted into Ford's skull not only keeping out demons such as Bill, but also keeping them in; Bill is forced to instead take over Ford's body with nowhere else to go. Together with the twins who've come to rescue their Grunkle Ford, they frantically run from a hoard of cultists and their terrifying leader.

The twins discover that their Grunkle Ford's past goes much deeper than they had originally anticipated, and that their Uncle Bill isn't who they think he is....

[sadisthetic]

the madness frustration loneliness of the dissonance of a mismatch of the rotten heart to the rest

allosexual aromantic swag happy pride *peaces out*

[reichurine]

bodyswap au but a bit of a sad take oops, pt3

pt2 here

[toxooz]

a mimir💤

[just-bee-lieve]

i can and shall obey.

[todayisafridaynight]

[thoodleoo]

do you ever think about how the roman calendar supposedly instituted by numa pompilius was so weird that the romans had to have leap months. because i do

[penumbra-mayhem]

(hi i’m struggling with depersonalization real bad rn so i’m giving my problems to Darlin’, sorry)

Darlin’ struggles deeply with derealization and depersonalization. They feel so disconnected to themself and their body and their life and everyone around them.

Sam will sometimes catch Darlin’ staring at themself in the mirror, a distant and distressed look on their face. He gently talks to them—not touching just talking—to try and distract them and pull them away from the mirror.

Other times, Darlin’ will wake in a terror, temporarily not knowing where or who they are. Sam holds them, whispers over and over their name and his name. He assures them they are home, they are safe.

Sometimes it’s really bad. Sometimes Darlin’ spirals, feeling so trapped in a body and a life that feels foreign and not theirs. When they get to that point, Sam will lead them to the woods. He’ll urge them to shift. To run. And he’ll race alongside Darlin’ for however long they need.

Eventually, Sam can recognize the signs earlier on from just a glance. He’ll ask if he can touch, and if they nod yes he’ll take their hand and they’ll go for a walk. Or he’ll make them food or light their favorite candle or play some music—anything he can do to ground Darlin’ in their senses, in what is real and tangible and present.

If he can make them laugh, though, they come back immediately. Sam will sit there telling stories and jokes until giggles bubble up in Darlin’s chest and clear away any panic they feel. It can be tricky but when it works, it really works. Nothing makes Darlin’ feel more present, more themself, than when Sam makes them laugh.

[mistress-of-malevolence]

Vetted Palestine Fundraisers who have reached out to me

please consider donating if you can, and if you can't, please boost their posts. GAZA WILL BE FREE!

@ahmed-ziad Their fundraiser is currently £10,453/£30,000 and have been vetted by @nabulesi & @90-ghost

@eyadeyadsblog Their fundraiser is currently CHF10,758/CHF20,000 and have been vetted by @90-ghost & @northgazaupdates

@abdelmutei Their fundraiser is currently €12,651/€25,000 and have been vetted by @90-ghost

@rhq2744 Their fundraiser is currently £9,201/£55,000 goal and has been vetted by @nabulsi & @el-shab-hussein

@nedaapalestine Their fundraiser is currently £8,653/£25,000 and has been vetted by @nabulesi & @90-ghost as well as being slot 111 (column A, Number 107) on the Vetted Gaza Evacuation Fundraiser List

@noorabd1992 Their Fundraiser is currently $15,680/$45,000 and has been vetted by @90-ghost

@ahmadresh Their Fundraiser is currently $12,859/$31,000 and has been vetted by @90-ghost

@olaferwana Their fundraiser is currently €4,791/€35,000 and has been vetted by Femme Intifada on telegram

@dinamahammed99 Their fundraiser is currently $5,448/$15,000 and has been vetted by @@90-ghost

@samerpal Their Fundraiser is currently kr137,220/kr450,000 and has been vetted by @sar-soor @el-shab-hussein @nabulesi & @ibitisams

@mohammed-atallah Their fundraiser is currently €15,837/€82,000 and has been vetted by @90-ghost & @bilal-salah0

@hanaa-yousef Their fundraiser is currently £16,300/£50,000 and has been vetted by @el-shab-hussein & @nabulsei

@nibaladham Their fundraiser is currently €345/€50,000 and has been vetted by @90-ghost

@mariam-gaza Their fundraiser is currently $325/$20,000 and has been vetted by association through @ayoosh-gaza (ultimately leads up to @90-ghost)

and last but not least @ahmedalnabeeh11 whose blog doesn't exist anymore but whose fundraiser is still very much active and very close to their goal currently sitting at €26,354/€30,000 they have also been vetted by @palestinegenocide @queerstudiesnatural @90-ghost @apollos-olives @riding-with-the-wild-hunt @nabulsei @northgazaupdates & @el-shab-hussein

it breaks my heart to know that so many are suffering through this and all I can do is make some donations, spread the word and keep them in my prayers, but we do what we can. remember that even a little bit counts if you're thinking about donating. thank you for your time.

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

couldn’t save the video so here’s a link to the info on the freydis moon/jupiter wyse person if you don’t have X or can’t follow the thread

[xxplastic-cubexx]

was watching apocalypse with my brother and once the cerebro scene popped up he was like 'charles has a helmet like erik, only instead of keeping people out, he tries to reach out and connect with others' like guys i need to bash him with a rock

[sillygreenrat]

bone apple teeth, bucky

i love torturing him artistically

[rottmnt-residuum]

Sorry if this is too unrelated or something, but do you have any tips for comic composition? I absolutely adore how you frame everything, from the backgrounds, to the bubble placement, to the way the colors seem to fit together in each panel, and I've always been curious about how you do it

if this is too vague/overcomplicated I understand, I love your work and hope you're doing well <3

Hm... well. Honestly, most of my composition comes from transcribing the animation of residuum that's happening in my head. Which is why, if any of y'all've noticed, residuum is framed a bit like a movie. So if you're looking to do something similar, I'd recommend either studying camera techniques, or watching movie analysis with a focus on camera work. I'm unfortunately a bad person to ask, as a lot of what I do just comes via practice that's turned to instinct.

This is a really good resource on page compositions in general, though I mostly do panel by panel stuff for my own ease:

The background style is actually directly inspired from @meandtheyeehaws, it's fast, easy, and doesn't require too much thought on my part. You spend a lot of time on comics, so you take shortcuts where you're willing to.

Bubble placement... I've noticed that people tend to laser focus on dialogue. So, the dialogue bubbles are how you lead the reader's eyes. They are the very base of the reader's eye path. All this means is that you should just map the eye path you want and then frame everything else around that. Either to bring notice to stuff or to hide something in plain sight.

Honestly, I have no idea for the color thing. It's one of the things I actually wish the comic was better with. All I do is have set color swatches for characters, and do a transparent color mask to the background color. I love to color, but color itself isn't really my strong suit.

[jade-len]

bad svsss fanfic/au idea: random marriage/guidance counselor transmigrates into PIDW, sees the absolute mess of lord luo bingge and his harem, goes "jesus fucking christ", and makes bank.

and like. they're probably not even that good of a counselor. it's just that people lack any sense when it comes to bingge, and since he's the emperor, that means pretty much everyone. also because therapy doesn't exist. i'll give them some credit though, whatever they hell they're doing works.

now, while sqq and sqh are having a grand ol' time in SVSSS with their husbands, this random, average counselor has to deal with being in the care of lord luo bingge. no wife beam. no anything. all they have is some basic empathy and common sense people just tend to lack in here for some reason.

it's even worse considering the fact that they've arrived after luo bingge completed his plan and became the hailed demon emperor. now, while they've never full on read the entire thing, they've heard enough from a close friend who has kept up with it to know the main character is the literal embodiment of the cycle of abuse and heavy unresolved issues. like, it got to the point where they started to unironically use luo bingge as an example of how to not deal with conflicts and trauma.

really, how could people like bingge? seriously, it's just another edge lord main character with way too many glamorized issues and abuse. red flag! (hey, who the hell is peerless cucumber and why does he keep defending binghe? lord, have mercy on these impressionable young men...)

so, after being kidnapped taken in by bingge and his wives after the bunch claimed that they were a "wise man" or whatever (all they did was offer some basic relationship advice to some poor woman, who turned out to be ning yingying, who told the other wives, and it just spiraled from there), they were deemed "special" and given their personal office and a room! hey, better than being on the streets in this god forsaken hentai-ish world, i guess.

quickly, a routine was established. one that, especially, consisted of luo bingge outright ignoring them. which, they weren't complaining about!

wake up, eat, meet with multiple of the wives, spend their hard earned money on delicious delicacies, meet with more wives, sleep, repeat. the most interaction they had with the demon emperor was him ordering them around, but even then, that was uncommon. it was, surprisingly, easy to fall into the rhythm of this undoubtedly odd life. you're upset that lord luo hasn't spent much time with you? maybe you can ask! the other wives are being annoying? remove yourself from the situation. you're upset that lord luo has so many other wives? oohhh... yeah. uhm.

luo binghe only tolerated them, they knew that. and they're sure that, if not for multiple of his wives insisting on keeping them, they'd be dead for even daring to be so "intimate" with them. a little bit of a shock, if they do say so themself. like, insecure much (something that they'll probably never get used to is the fact that bingge built an entire little village for his wives, though)?

but that's not the most shocking thing, oh, no.

it's this.

"i- i tried.. i tried to take the.. hiic-- other.. other shizun w-with me.." lord luo binghe, the powerful, almighty demon emperor, trembles and sobs. "b-but he! he wanted to-- s-stay with that.. stupid, inferior version of my- hic- self.."

despite the mountain of gold they're getting paid in, is it really enough to deal with this? probably not. will they get killed for witnessing luo binghe's vulnerability? perhaps. is he a dictator, the embodiment of the cycle of abuse, and a crazily vengeful bastard? definitely.

"it's-- s' not.." his voice breaks. something else inside of them probably does, too. "..n-not, hiic- fair."

should they feel bad? they shouldn't. he's hurt much too many people. isn't it a little late? can he even be redeemed? because, they are absolutely not here to try and "fix" him.

and yet.

"can you breathe, lord luo? deep breaths, don't focus on anything else but me, okay? i'll do it with you too. can you do that for me? there, there. you're doing a very good job, do you know that? here, when i'm upset, sometimes i like to do something called, '5-4-3-2-1'. i promise it'll help, binghe. would you like for me to do this one with you too?"

they can't help but think about a small, lonely boy on qing jing peak.

. . .

after that, bingbing slowly starts to come around and develop an actual bond! cool!! he just,,, can't believe only his wives were granted the "wisdom". how foolish was he?

"i know i'm only a mere human, but i can tell that lord luo is... masking things. you can put that away for now, okay? i promise, everything you say here will be confidential information, and it'll never leak... no no there's no enemy spies here-"

"i'm not even going to question this. you go back there right now and deal with it yourself if you cannot respect me or the other clients. aka, your wives."

"no, it's not stupid. this is how people help themself, and it's okay if you want to do it. as long as it doesn't hurt you or anybody. it helps, and that's all that matters."

"oh? one of your wife confronted to you about it? i'm glad to hear that, she's doing well, i see. i'm also happy that you're listening too, really."

"yes, and when something like that happens, you--- no- don't pull out xin mo now. what did we say about that? good job."

"here, can i touch your hands, binghe? there we go. when you're unsteady, you feel the need to pick at your skin, correct? well, let's try a few different things to keep those hands busy! it must be quite stressful being an emperor. how about we start with crocheting! it's quite popular back at my hometown."

"your mother sounds like a wonderful woman, lord luo. hey, how about you take a small break and visit her, okay? you want me to come with you? of course, it'd be an honor."

and thus, the story of the poor transmigrator counselor continues on with luo bingge added to their schedule!! this could be read as romantic or platonic lol. but i was thinking of this as luo bingge obtaining his first actual friend. it takes a long while due to bingge's... bingge-ness, but eventually it all works out lmao