#this series is a comedy

[rukafais]

just remember that whenever artemis was having Subtextually Horny Thoughts about dark elves, the way psionics works in dnd means that Kimmuriel was hearing Artemis be Horny On Brain every time he was nearby and that's incredibly fucking funny

[gracelandmp3]

in the first temeraire book when they’re like “we’ve never heard of a dragon eating fish damn that’s wild” and then later u find out one of the main kinds of french dragon is called a pêcheur rayé . girl u speak french do u think they just call them that for fun?? they’re literally striped

[skipppppy]

Since we’ve all been rewatching Gravity Falls bc of the Book of Bill I decided to compile my favourite joke of each episode in the show. Here’s season 1. Enjoy

[razcunningham]

[mo-mode]

Percy seeing an old satyr that is a completely different race than his best friend and saying with his whole chest “Man, Grover got really old” is the FUNNIEST FUCKING THING IN THIS EPISODE FIGHT ME I AM RIGHT

[atomic-chronoscaph]

John Astin and Carolyn Jones - The Addams Family (1964)

[tubbytarchia]

Good job Joel

[kooldewd123]

i think mumbo/grian/skizz is one of the best teamups we could have gotten for this season specifically, because if this first session is anything to go by, then watching skizz "least observant minecraft player ever" skizzleman and mumbo "third least observant minecraft player ever" jumbo (scar is number two) try to figure out what the wild card is each episode while grian knows but doesn't give them any hints is gonna be glorious

[softstrawberrycreamcake]

[mycatismyfriend]

Angel the Series | 5x22 "Not Fade Away"

[gothamite-rambler]

He's asking the real question because Tim was a wild card when he first wanted to become a Robin

Dick: You ever think that if you had said no to Tim being the next Robin he would've become a villain instead?

Bruce Wayne spat his drink out in shock.

Bruce: I thought I was jumping to conclusions!

Dick: Yeah, nah I love Tim, he's my brother, but... Jesus Christ this could've been an 'Incredibles' situation. So I'm glad you put aside how you usually are and let him work with you.

Bruce: Thank you... Wait what do you mean how I usually am?

Dick stood up and walked off.

Bruce: The silence speaks volumes!

Dick: Don't care.

[rukafais]

i like how the one time kimmuriel actually tries to be conventionally friendly drizzt is like “.......hm! hard pass”

[crybabycola]

L and Light are the funniest pairing to me bc they could’ve literally fucked in canon and it wouldn’t have changed the story like at all

[shroomiethefrogwhisperer]

I Am Menstruating, So Here's A Period Thought.

(Yes, it's about aliens again.)

We, as humans, eat a lot of food that other animals can't eat. Chocolate, grapes, avocados, broccoli, alcohol (although I did once have a cat who loved beer), caffeine, almonds, pistachios, macadamia nuts, any spicy food, tomatoes, the list goes on. Dairy products, everyone.

I am currently having period cravings. For hot cheetos, spicy ramen, raspberry-infused dark chocolate, and hot cocoa. Any and all of that would kill a dog.

But, would it kill an alien?

I once saw a thing that said that chocolate is a universally poisonous substance. And sure, I'll stand by that. If you give chocolate to any species except for humans, they will die. Miserably.

BUT! And this is a large but.

HUMANS ARE NOT ALL-POWERFUL, NOR ARE THEY ALL-IMMUNE!

Pokeweed (a little, deadly plant characterized by its red stem and purple berries) is absolutely lethal to us. One tiny berry will kill us. Oleander, a beautiful pink/red/white flower, can kill with any/all of its parts. Nightshade, recognized by its bright red berries, kills in less than 24 hours.

Aliens consider all of these plants to be delicacies.

Zygerin chefs whip up fabulously delicious hemlock soups for their patrons. Ytertjjijkis bakers utilize nightshade, pokeweed, and yew in all of their most famous pastries. Aàkî cooks use Oleander and destroying angel mushrooms in common garden salads.

But yes, chocolate is deadly to them. And the other 99.999% of the universe.

[loverhoff]

I was plagued by a vision