#this post is foul

[machveil]

König who acts like an old man - and it’s hard to ignore when you live with him. König is used to waking up early from his time at KorTac, and unfortunately you’ll know when he wakes up. coughing, loud, apartment shaking coughing as he clears his throat, stumbling his way to the bathroom before the suns up. some days you can sleep through it, most you just groan and bury your face in your pillow

König who sneezes so fucking hard - it’s gross. it’s especially bad when he’s wearing his hood around the apartment and sneezes into it. you can hear him sniffle afterwards, snotty and loud as he reaches for a tissue. I’m actually so sorry for telling you that, it’s just so true to me even though it’s so gross, but he’s human. sometimes he just outright refuses to use a tissue and complains later when his throat is raw from sniffling

König who disappears into the bathroom for… way too long. you can hear him shuffle about behind the door sometimes but overall he’s completely silent. he’s in there just enjoying some alone time, moving about - cleaning up his stubble, trimming his nails, sometimes he just looks into the mirror lost in thought for a moment. one time you caught him trying to wash his hood in the sink with hand soap… it was promptly thrown into the wash

König who seemingly wears the same fucking pair of cargo pants whenever he’s home. he bought, like, five pairs of the same pants because, “They’re good, Schatz— look, I can carry so many pocket knives.”. he’ll wear them at least twice before washing them. no variation in color, all of them are the same khaki, all of them hugging his thighs a little too much. he folds them himself too, even if you’ve already done it he’ll just redo them. it’s not that you’ve folded them wrong or anything, he just genuinely enjoys folding them, what can I say?

[the-muppet-joker]

I have made my way back to the monastery. They have told me that I am a bad influence on Brother Alexander and have generally been the Worst Monk Ever. They said one more strike and I will be kicked out for good... g*sh dang it, I just want to be pure in the eyes of the Lord!

[sirspeep]

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

Childe who purrs when he's sleepy, little rumbling murmurs and croons.

Childe whose teeth are a bit sharper than the average human's, but it only really shows when he laughs in that boisterous way of his.

Childe with patches on his skin, tough pieces of night-colored armor littering his body in random places when his guard is down around you. He almost falls over when you scratch around the edges.

Childe with nails that are just a bit longer and sharper, blackened at the tips of his fingers.

Childe who idly snuggles and nuzzles against you, ginger hair brushing over your cheek and arms around your waist.

Childe who occasionally growls when he's startled. His hair always fluffs up into a poofy mess, and you laugh as you smooth it back down.

Childe with fleeting stars in his eyes and a raspiness to his voice.

Childe with hints of Foul Legacy, bits of the Abyss that he lets free just for you.

[soullessjack]

not only should any autistic character who’s ever been infantilized by their fanbase kill and maim more people, but they should also fuck as nasty as possible too. as a treat

[oldinterneticons]

Top MEME/INTERNET icons posted to @oldinterneticons in 2023

[sluttyten]

I was working on a new fic that I was really looking forward to, but in light of recent revelations, I'm gonna be taking a step back I think

also i removed him from the member masterlist and all of his fics, excluding things like YIMA and the poly series which I'm considering re-editing to get rid of him

[nilpotence]

no comment

[orbitsuns]

[violetsandshrikes]

In our group chat, our friend was just telling everyone that Liam Payne has died, but also that everyone is attacking his ex gf Maya Henry because she recently came out with abuse allegations and was starting the legal process. She sent photos and I…

People are so fucking ghoulish to abuse victims, especially if they’re parasocial about the accused. I hate it here. Nobody ever learns shit.

[marsneedstherapy]

something about a duology where the first book is very clearly structured and organized, and the second book is just a lot more unhinged and chaotic, just EATS for me

[rhadamantthys]

omgomg for the requests, kai cutting lloyds hair (saw the tags to ur last drawing post and i 👁️)

here u goooo 😄😄😄 nya has been burned 1 too many times and now she cuts her own hair (or has pixal give it a go)

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

Hiding in Tartaglia’s cape and he ends up sparring with Capitano with melusine y/n watching

Capitano: your cape is moving eleventh.

Foul legacy: ?

Y/n wiggling free, looking around, confused.: ehh?

Capitano: . . .

Foul legacy: . . .

Y/n: . . . This isn’t Fontaine.

more Capitanooooooo i love this guy he's so fun and silly

the First Harbinger grows used to your presence during the spars, the sight of your little legs idly kicking as you lean forward from the sidelines in awe. it's fascinating to see how they move, Capitano versus Foul Legacy in an elegant dance of blades and arrows. even before you were pulled into this world, you've never been much of a fighter, and the sight fills you with amazement and worry and the tiniest bit of fear. it's graceful and deadly and fast as lightening, the way they spar, and whenever either of them have the upper hand you always cheer for both of your friends, clapping your mittens together. Legacy and Capitano always seem to have the best training sessions when you're around- it spurs them on, your joyful waves and laughter, the way wonderful life glows in your eyes after so long of being hurt

Foul Legacy practically collapses once it's over, breathing heavily and letting out an exhausted, delighted chirp when you trot over and flop down next to him, soaking up his natural chill against the hot Natlan sun. Capitano sits on your other side, reaching a hand out to carefully pat your head, his gauntlet providing more cool touches of metal, and you sigh in relief. after a moment he, too, slowly lies on the ground. it'd be a funny sight to anyone passing by- an Abyssal monster, a Melusine covered in shimmering scars, and the FIrst Fatui Harbinger all amidst the grass, staring up at the sky. terrifying, but funny. not for you, though, as you idly tap your hand over Capitano's in a tiny high-five, cuddling up to your blissfully cool Abyssal monster. after a moment the Harbinger's hand taps yours back, and your antennae wiggle happily

[amarithecat]

Mouthwashing AU where Jimmy gets in the cryopod only because upon being woken up he'd have to explain the corpse party in the other room.

[yakeisoda]

ch4 aftermath (in my heart)

[missy-the-dragon]

The godamn festival of termina is fucking upon us

Guys I'm sorry my girlfriend strikes again with this horrific. THING. Enjoy 😭???