#this one's for imp

[its-leethee]

i'm ready // i'm not

[amoebeau]

they are my comfort characters and i can draw them as many times as i want

[geekylled]

Ken Sato, outfielder for the Yomiuri Giants, comes clean about giant spending habits!

In a recent interview, All-Star player Kenji Sato confessed to spending absurd amounts of money on grossly large sports memorabilia— mostly his own.

“I have a good, totally plausible reason for it,” Sato had plead, unconvincingly.

Sato bat an average of .420 last season, which puts him among the best. “It’s— ugh. Hm. Erm. It’s.” Unfortunately, he struck out severely in attempting to explain his spending habits.

“Don’t knock it ‘til you try it!” Sato swore, but then refused to give exact numbers in terms of pricing for those who may want to “try it”.

For the readers not in the know, a 15-foot recreation of Sato’s jersey recently went viral when commission details were leaked to the public. Our interviewer asked for a comment concerning the jersey, to which Sato is quoted to have said: “Well. I guess you can say I have a pretty big fan.”

[correct-hermitcraft-quotes]

Skizz: I'm going to ask your permission for everything. Impulse, I'm thinking of taking a sip of my coffee. Do I have your permission?

Impulse, deadpan: Pour it on your lap.

[666news-and-horoscopes]

[hellspawnmotel]

[enkays-den]

Impulse asks his prime subs to switch to Skizz 🥺

Transcription: [quoting HauntedKnight, one of his mods] 'totally not using my prime sub on Skizz'. Haunted, I salute you. Use your Prime sub on Skizz. Skizz just went full time. I implore you guys, if you're using your prime on me, maybe switch next month to Skizz. Because... the man is [a] full-time content creator now, and it would be nice for him to know he's good, y'know? It would be nice for him to get off to a hot start and know he's good. Yeah if you guys are using your Prime, feel free to switch to my buddy Skizz and it won't hurt my feelings in the slightest. [...] Because we're all super proud of Skizz for making the jump and also I want him to feel--I want him to know he made the right decision, and that kind of stuff would go a long way.

[pycth]

|| IMPERIUM ||

“It’s That Time of Year Again”

IMPERIUM || Meeting With a Conniving Raven Shifter In Secret

(The listener for this one is Darlin, taken place before the incident. Having been caught spying on the infamous Shaw Pack by one of the members out in patrol, the two face off in a rather messy chase and an ugly fight. Despite that, Baaabe still has the gall to return, and Darlin is more than ready for them. This happens for a while, until their matches soon become meet ups. Their interests in the other’s motivations turn into infatuation over time, much to their shortcomings. How long can Darlin’ keep up this secret before word gets out amongst the pack about what’s really been going on?)

IMPERIUM || Lured By a Sadistic Doctor

(The listener here is one referred to by “Patient” who, in the Prime Universe, also goes by “Doll” in Doc’s story. You’re injured, poor thing. Won’t you let the humble healer who finds you lend a hand and tend to your wounds? It’ll only hurt for a moment. Or two.)

CATACLYSM | All In Due Time

(The contents of this storyline are meant to be of Dear finding Lasko after he’s taken prisoner by Vega. They purpose an “offer” the former academy President could not refuse.)

[art-by-fate]

imp n’ skizz

[spookygibberish]

A Bloodrunner in fighting regalia. The fringed coat and bells make quite the spectacle as these sporting dagnyds engage in ritualized and often lethal combat, for which they are trained their entire lives. Although hardly rare for Runner-fights to end in the death of one or both combatants, such is usually not the specific goal; pushing the opponent out of bounds, removing a specific article, and knocking the opponent off their feet are all common win conditions, it is simply the case that runners fight so viciously that life threatening injuries are not uncommonly sustained.

Bloodrunners are small, agile dagnyds which reach maturity quickly, and are thus easy to raise in quantity, making their lives overall more disposable than larger sporting dagnyds like jaw-horned and serpent-crested juggernaut types, each of which can take nearly a decade to obtain full growth, and require a much greater investment in food and training.

Blood-runners are among the most common kind of dagnyd. Aside from their entertainment value as fighters, they are reliable guardians, and can make loyal and devoted companions.

[babblingbonnabel]

🥁 | hurray for Imp and Skizz!!

Other Hermitcraft x Soul Eater designs: Stress + Iskall

[thewanderingmask]

big week for bureaucracy

(spoilers from today's scar stream under the cut)

[lost-romantique]

I want Ghostfuckers to come out just for the chance to see Blitz in this fit, serving so much rizz that it should be illegal.

That's it, that's the post.

[shortbreadly]

ok 1. i find it interesting how asmodean crystals can be used to give a demon a human disguise as well as travel to earth 2. the asmodean portals look very pretty if i do say so myself

[maxcuntstappen]

Max Verstappen + the growing and the becoming, not because of, but despite

David Levithan, How They Met and Other Stories / Haruki Murakami, Dance Dance Dance / Tennessee Williams, Notebooks / @roach-works / Richard Siken, Crush

F1 Web Weaves

[nexusdoodles]

An 8 year long troll! I applaud you Iskall👏👏👏