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Someone please correct me if I'm being unreasonable about this or misremembering things, but in the first episode of Hazbin, Adam complains that his date won't pay even after the 5th outing, right? Is that a valid complaint?
Like if you want an equal relationship, and you have told your partner that, and you have said something like, "since I want an equal relationship, I would appreciate it if they would pay for dates," and they are refusing to do so after 5 dates... idk, that seems like a reasonable thing to be upset about. That being said, I'm sure Adam said it in less productive language. And idk if Adam really wants an equal partnership, though I do think he craves relationship and love.
Idk, there are a handful of times when I think Adam was actually valid and I want to say that was one of them, but the fact that I want to side with Adam has me side-eyeing my own opinion.
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See, I needed the idea that he was a distant, 2-D asshole in canon to balance out the insane Adam brainrot. Now... well, if I wasn't completely gone before, I am now.
saw a tweet talking about how adam is presumably lonely and wants a partner since he does take a girl out multiple times and no one talk to me rn im grieving for my man
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Charlie saving Angel Dust or if she was more demonic ahahah
its kinda trash
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You know what I need? Soft sex with Adam.
I need him to melt and become putty with a simple caress. This man has not known a soft touch in a long time. He’s so touch starved it hurts.
I need him to be in some sort of internal debate. Some emotional turmoil that just throws him for a loop. Then you come in and he just clings to her. You’re confused because he, this large man who could easily crush you, is just holding onto you like you’re a lifeline.
I need him to start kissing you, gentle pecks along your neck, soft praises and pleas for affection. “Stay with me” and “So good for me”
I need him to look up at you in a silent ask to let him undress you. He’ll do everything, please let him. He needs to know he can make you happy. That he’s good enough.
I need him to be so careful and take his time to prep you as he kisses every part of you. Not in a possessive way, although maybe a bit, but in a more intimate manner. He’d kiss you in that “You’re so fucking amazing” “‘m so lucky” “Too good for me” way
I need him to gently hold you, making sure that you feel good, that you’re comfortable, not that he doesn’t usually. Just a soft rocking, not even for the actual sex, but the intimacy of it all. The fact that you trust him enough is too good to be true in his mind.
I need soft sex with Adam and I blame @sprainedwriting
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arranged marriage with adam would be such a rollercoaster 😭😭
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This fan art in my style! :) og fan art by scout-ish! I loved doodling demon Adam 💕
#hazbin hotel#hazbin art#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin adam#adam hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel adam#art#fanart
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i love emily but she's so underrated :'( hopefully we get more of her in the next season !!
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MORE ADAM PLSSSSS PLS PLSPLSPSLSSSSS
You ask and you will receive pookies.... Hope u enjoy this little msi animatic... (I'M GOING INSANE I NEED HIM SO BADLY(
Cmere adam luvvers come get ur man 😋😋😋
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Adam brainrot with me
Look at this, look how big Adam is compared to Alastor (who is canonically 7 feet tall). This motherfucker must be 12 feet or over. 12 FEET OR OVER, do you realize how fucking enormous this dude must be???
He must give the best fucking hugs in the universe because if he's tall and has a dad bod, then his robe is the same. And his so much happens to look soft as fuck. And his wings, imagine being hugged by him with his wings, absolute heaven.
Speaking of his wings, those fuckers are enormous as well. So they could just swallow you whole if they wrapped around you. Like, you're the only person Adam trusts to preen his wings since he doesn't do it himself (both by their size and because he's let himself go). No, wait, what if in blood lust we start to make sure Adam is doing basic hygiene. And when I say Adam is doing it I mean us, he gets better though :) BUT, I absolutely refuse to make him get rid of his dad bod, keep him squishy.
Like, just look at his lap. It's so sittable. Like imagine that you're just sitting in Adams lap and his arms are wrapped around you lazily while his head is on your shoulder. Grinning cheekily before asking, "feel comfy babe?"
Just like, aggdjzkrbejsudjsisjsjdh I'm in love with this man.
But also, is it just me or is confused and lost Adam the funniest version of him? Like he just looks so confused in the picture and I can't get enough of it. I would love to just spew out the craziest and random shit ever said, and when I look at him, he has a horrified look on his face.
LOOK HOW HE'S HOLDING THAT BIG ASS GUITAR WITH ONE HAND LIKE IT'S NOTHING, HE COULD PICK YOU UP WITH ONE HAND IF HE WANTED TO. I want him to coddle and cosset me. He could stab me with that guitar-axe-thing and I would thank him. But in all seriousness, he would be so overprotective. He already lost his two wives to a homewrecker and he doesn't plan for it to happen again, so he's just constantly concerned and worried when he doesn't see you for a few hours. He's not controlling, just got abondonbent issues.
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my wife eve and what i imagine her to look like
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some adam doodles for the soul ft my take on genderbent adam
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🌺GuitarRibs🌺
Adam x Eve fic
Warnings: Do I even need to add warnings? You're about to read (lighthearted) porn 🤷
This shit ended up coming out to nearly four thousand words, anything is possible when the writers block finally fucks off.
Anyways enjoy, the best part about this fic in particular is that I didn't have to write in any plot because there's a whole comic worth of plot that ties into this. 👏
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Adam leaned forward, letting Eve fall back onto the ground again. He threaded his fingers in her dark hair and pulled her into another kiss. Eve returned it like she was trying to devour him, and he felt her fingers digging into his hips to keep him still.
The heaviness that had been tugging at his heart ever since that six winged chicken had shown up was finally loosening.
Eve still liked him, and she was here, with him.
Adam leaned his full weight onto her, grunting when her teeth clenched down on his lower lip.
Finally he pulled back, turning his head when Eve followed, and tried to drag him into another kiss.
She peered up at him through her eyelashes; her cheeks were as red as apples, and her lips shined with their combined saliva. He stared, enamored by her expression. Her eyes flicked downward; he followed her gaze, and realized that his cock was fully engorged and resting on her thighs. Before he could say or do anything about it Eve's hand darted forward.
A moan was torn from his throat as her slim fingers wrapped around his cock.
Adam jerked his hips forward, "E-Eve-" he panted out.
A devious look crossed her face, and she began to pump her hand back and forth. A startled sound escaped him as the sudden pleasure ransacked his body, but when he reached to make her slow down she intercepted him with her other hand and linked their fingers.
"Y-hhh! You're doing it too quick!"
"Don't try to stop me," she whispered in his ear, "remember last time- How good you said it felt, when I went fast like this?"
The sound of her hand stroking his cock was wet, like sucking the juice from a lemon. He didn't understand why, but it was making a tingling sensation spread through his dick.
"Uh...uh-huh." He breathed out.
The other time she had touched him like this hadn't been that long ago. They'd been swimming in the river, and at one point Adam had begun to really notice how the water made Eve's plump breasts and firm thighs shine under the bright sun. And when she'd bent over to wring the water out of her hair he had gotten a full view of her slit. He'd felt his cock twitch and only then saw that it was standing at full attention between his legs.
It wasn't the first time it had done that, one of the days following his and Lilith's creation she had touched him, down there, confused about why he had what appeared to be an extra limb and she didn't.
They'd both been surprised when it hardened in her palm, and Adam had yanked her hand away, afraid she'd broken it somehow.
But this time, his dick was making him feel really good, and restless, like he needed more.
When Eve had noticed his erect cock she'd had no clue either as to why it'd done that, but was more than happy to help satiate both of their curiosities.
"You really liked it too, when I did it here," her hand slid up to the end of his dick where it flared out into a bulbous head. She kept her attention solely there, fingers moving rapidly. Adam's other hand shot out to grasp her forearm, but he didn't stop her, completely enamored with the sight of the tip appearing and disappearing in her hand, the slick noises grew louder as a thin liquid began to dribble from his cock.
Eve let out a breathy laugh.
"You're gonna do it again right? Leak all over my hand, and yell my name really loud?" Adam's face suddenly felt hot and he looked away.
"Don't stop watching- I like it when you do, keep looking!" Adam groaned as she moved her hand quicker, going back to jerking it along his
entire cock. He could feel sweat dripping down his body, and the tingling feeling was in his belly too now.
Eve guided the hand she was holding to one of her breasts and he squeezed it.
She let out a pleased sound, and as if to reward him, she reached down with the same hand and put that one on his cock too.
Adam jerked his hips forward, thrusting into her hands. He moaned again, and again. Eve was watching his dick intently, stroking him harder and quicker, little breathy sighs coming from her parted lips.
One of her hands slipped further past his cock, and closed around the sack dangling below it.
Suddenly Adam's entire body tensed up as the pleasure skyrocketed, and then he was spilling all over Eve's fingers, moaning and rocking his hips, desperate to chase the sensation. Eve kept her hands on him, one still a blur on his dick and the other stroking and squeezing his sack.
Finally, the overwhelming feelings lessened, and Adam came to a stop, gasping for air.
He twitched a little at the feeling of Eve's hands still on him, fondling him gently now. A buzzing sensation bloomed over his body, most potent in his cock and belly.
Eve let go of him when he began to soften, and Adam flopped onto his back, chest heaving.
Heaviness immediately began to seep through his muscles when he did, and he was content to bed down right there.
His eyelids fluttered shut, but a moment later a hand nudged him.
"Adam." He grumbled, shrugging her off and chasing after sleep. Slick fingers gripped his jaw and shook his head side to side. "Adam."
His eyes shot open and he scowled up at her.
"The fuck do you want." He puffed out.
Eve's brow furrowed in annoyance. "Stop being selfish, I wanna feel good too!"
"You already were, when you were touching my dick!"
She shook her head and laid down next to him, draping an arm over his body, and resting her head on his shoulder. "Not like that, dummy." Her hand slid down to his wrist.
After some insistent tugging, Adam let her take his hand and move it down to the folds of flesh that hid her opening. He could feel her wetness coating her inner thighs, and when Eve pulled her leg back more leaked out onto his fingers. Adam watched as she positioned them, and when the pad of his middle finger brushed the small bean at the top of her slit he felt her thighs twitch.
Eve pressed her face against the crook of his neck.
"Touch me," she breathed into his skin.
He frowned, last time Eve had guided his fingers until she'd gushed all over him.
"Aren't you gonna...Y'know...move too?" She shook her head and pulled her hand away from his, resting it on his chest.
"You do it."
He scowled, but she just laid there, eyes closed and a smile tugging at her lips.
After some hesitation he shifted his finger against the hard nub beneath it. She didn't say anything, so he moved it again, and again-until he was stroking the area in slow, circular motions. She wasn't reacting, not the way he did when she touched him, but he could feel more wetness coming out of her.
When he shifted his touches a little lower Eve sighed, and her hips shifted towards him. He added more pressure and that finally got a little moan out of her, and the hand on his chest began to caress him; running along the muscles of his pectorals, and occasionally stopping to play with his nipples.
Her breathing started to become wobbly, and Adam could see sweat glistening along her skin.
He continued to stroke her, but after a little while her hand slid back down to his. Her fingers pressed down firmly.
"What're you-" the words were lodged in his throat when two of his fingers pushed past a squishy resistance and were buried in hot, tight, softness.
Adam rolled onto his side, intrigued by the new discovery. Eve gasped as he delved deeper into the small space, and when he wiggled his fingers against what felt like padding, her entire body jolted.
"Move them," She squealed, pawing at his wrist, then his bicep, up to his shoulder. Urging him on. "Move-in and out-Adam!-"
She buried her face into him again when he did, dragging them out and pushing back in. He moved them fast, just like how she had touched him, and he was pleased to hear that wet, squelching noise again.
"You're so soft in there-"
"It feels good-go faster!"
Eve's breathy moans and praises were right in his ear, and he felt her lips press against his cheek and the corner of his mouth. Adam was more focused on the sight of his fingers disappearing into her opening. He had no idea it even existed, he had always thought she and Lilith just had a useless slit down there, but Eve was writhing underneath his touch, and slick was leaking out of her like a running stream.
He jammed another finger in.
Eve let out a whine and jerked her hips forward, pressing against his hand.
Her hole strained around three fingers, and when Adam pulled them out there was an audible suction, a sound that made his cock harden again.
Eve didn't reach to touch it, she didn't notice. She was too busy whimpering into his shoulder, chasing the pleasure his thick digits were bringing her.
Adam worked his fingers back in, after a few sloppy thrusts her hole began to loosen, and he eagerly sped up again, slipping them in and out at a frenzied pace. Eve bucked against him, her moans dissolved into rapid panting that grew quicker and quicker.
Just as suddenly as they started. She halted, her breaths stuttered, and a fresh wave of fluids gushed all over Adam, running down his hand and wrist. He tried to keep moving his fingers but her spasming muscles tightened down so hard he could barely even wiggle them.
After a few heartbeats Eve went completely liquid against him. The leg she'd hooked around his slumped away, and Adam's fingers slipped out of her.
He lifted his hand up to his face, inspecting it. His fingers glistened under the moonlight, and his thumb skidded across them.
His cock twitched.
He looked to Eve just as she rolled off of him.
Adam sat up as she crawled away, heading towards a bush overflowing with cherries.
"Hey!" She glanced back at him, smiling.
"You want some?"
Adam scowled, and chased after her. "No! I want you to put your hands on my dick!"
He leaned against her back, grabbing for her hands, but Eve shook him off.
"I already did."
"Do it again!"
She looked over her shoulder, taking in the sight of the mass between his legs.
She reached down, scooping it up in one hand, and began to stroke him.
Adam breathed in eagerly, but the pleasure dampened when Eve turned back to the bush.
Her fingers felt amazing on him, rubbing the dripping head of his cock repeatedly, but he wasn't satisfied. He frowned as she kept her gaze on the bush.
"...What're you doing?" She ignored him, reaching for another cherry. She leaned forward as she did, and Adam's gaze followed the path of her spine down to the firm mounds of her ass. He peered down lower and could see her thighs were still glistening wet.
His cock throbbed in Eve's hand, but the euphoria that had blasted through his body before wasn't happening now, even though she was touching him; it wasn't enough, he wanted all of her attention.
"Hey-" Eve's protest at him swatting a cherry from her hand was cut off as he wrangled her onto her back, straddling her legs. His cock flopped onto her belly.
"Stop eating!" He demanded, "I want more, Eve." She scowled up at him.
"I was already touching you, what else do you want?" Adam didn't answer, he didn't really have one. All he knew was that he felt hot, his cock was swollen and angry, and Eve's hand wasn't fixing it.
He leaned down, mashing his lips against hers. He could taste the tangy juices from the cherries on her. Eve's muffled sound of complaint went unheard.
His hands wandered down to her chest, grasping both breasts and kneading them, feeling the plush fat pillow between his fingers.
Eve arched her back and squeezed Adam's cock between their bodies. He broke the kiss with a sudden groan, and his hips jerked forward, rubbing against her thighs. His head dropped onto Eve's chest, sounds of pleasure muffled against her skin as he rocked his hips. His voice grew louder when she shifted, and his cock slipped between her thighs.
"A-Adam!"
They were still slick from when he'd had his fingers on her, and the cushioning of her inner thighs felt amazing against his dick.
Eve was breathing hard again, and he could feel her heart pounding from where he rested his head. Her hands scrabbled across the long muscles of his back, seeking purchase as he humped against her.
Her legs wrapped around his waist and Adam reached to grasp her hip, holding her steady so that he could keep himself between her thighs, but then the tip of his dick grazed something warm and wet, and they were completely forgotten about.
Eve twitched under him when he pressed down, grinding his dick into her slit. Panting, she raised her hips, and Adam felt her muscles quivering around his cock.
He pushed harder, thinking of her taut hole clenching down on his fingers.
That soft resistance gave again, and suddenly the tip of his dick was inside hot, strangling heat that restricted around him like a snake.
Adam threw his head back, moaning as his cock pulsed, spurting inside of Eve, and she was moaning too, writhing underneath his bulk, clenching down on him so tightly he thought his dick was going to snap.
All of the sensations began to become too much, and Adam started to retreat, sliding out.
Eve's ankles locked around his lower back and yanked him back towards her. She keened as the rest of his trembling cock was stuffed inside of her, stretching her to the absolute limit, but Adam's own voice drowned her out at the feeling of her swallowing him whole.
His cock twitched uncontrollably, and tensed up so tightly that Adam's vision went cross eyed.
His hands scrabbled for purchase, trying to pull out of her, but the muscles of her calves flexed to hold him in place. Adam's protests came out as an unintelligible garble, he tried reaching back to pry Eve's legs off of him, but she had him in a vice grip.
Adam's entire body shivered as her insides fluttered around his trapped cock.
"E-Eve, it's too much!"
His words were high and breathy, he desperately wriggled his hips, trying to find relief from the pressure clamping down on his dick, but that only made it worse.
Eve moaned at his movements, and reached up, wrapping her arms around Adam, pulling him back down flush against her.
"It feels so...big!" She breathed into his ear. "Y-you're touching me, all over, keep going!"
Her words made his cock twitch again, and Adam slumped on top of her in defeat, burying his face into the pillow of her breasts, breathing like he'd just spent the last several moments sprinting as fast as he could.
Eve whined as he went completely still, fidgeting underneath him. She rocked her hips into his, doing the same as he'd done with his fingers, pushing him in until his entire cock was shoved inside of her, and then gradually letting him slide back out.
The entire time Adam was grizzling into her chest, fingers clenching and unclenching around the meat of her hips. He moaned whenever the sensitive head of his dick mashed against something firm.
He felt Eve trying to move her hips up quicker, grinding her hole against the base of his cock, but his full weight on top of her was apparently making it difficult for her to get the stimulation she wanted.
"A-Adam, please! Move! Please please please-" Her hands pressed into his lower back. Adam groaned in response.
His cock was still screaming at him for reprieve, any small movement made him flinch, but he could feel that needy heat blooming in his belly again, and despite the fact he'd just spilled inside of Eve, his dick hadn't gone remotely soft.
He braced his hands on either side of Eve's head and lifted himself up. He took in the sight of her completely wrecked expression. Her hair stuck to her cheeks, slick with sweat, and her mouth was open, heaving oxygen into her lungs. But it was her eyes that had Adam captivated.
She was looking up at him like he was her entire world.
Like the trees and ground and water, the stupid cherry bush, everything around them didn't exist, just him. A light burned in the center of her pupils that he had never seen before.
It dawned on him that he was the one who'd brought that look to her face, and that he was the one who was making her tremble and plead for him to bring her pleasure she couldn't give herself.
Adam jerked his hips forward, inhaling sharply. Eve gasped, tossing her head back. He pulled back, and Eve loosened her legs. Adam immediately propped up on his knees, and when he shoved himself back inside Eve's heat their hips met with an audible smack.
He rutted into her wildly, burying his cock into her fluttering walls. Eve's voice pitched, echoing throughout the clearing, crying out her pleasure and praises. Adam thrusted into her harder, drawing more noises from her that had his cock throbbing.
She squeezed a hand between their bodies, and he felt one of her fingertips brush against his cock at the top of her slit.
She gabbled out protests when Adam pulled it away, linking their fingers and pinning them to the ground, but he didn't care. He wanted to make her feel good, and he didn't need any help in the process.
The sound of their hips slapping together grew louder, Adam's ragged breaths grew heavier as the burning knot in his belly grew tighter with each thrust.
"Adam!"
Abruptly Eve seized up underneath him, fingers trembling beneath his, and clamping down on his cock as she gushed all over his dick and thighs, wailing out his name.
Adam's thrusts grew erratic, he clutched onto his wife tightly, hugging her to his chest, grunting desperately, humping into that sopping wet pocket of bliss.
Eve whimpered against Adam as he slammed into her one last time, holding as he burst deep inside of her, his voice high and breathless.
His release drooled back out around his cock when Eve was completely filled, soaking the flattened grass beneath them.
When he was finish he collapsed on top of Eve again, burying her under dead weight.
He could feel her chest heaving, and heard her own breathless gasps in his ear.
When his limp cock popped out of her, trembles wracked her body. Fingers squeezed his own and an arm wrapped around his back, holding him tight.
Slowly, their breathing grew steady, and the buzzing hottness in Adam's dick faded.
He felt Eve start to wriggle under him, and after a moment of working up the energy to do so, rolled off of her. He wrapped in arm around her waist to keep her close though, and Eve seemed content to stay with him, rolling onto her side so that they were face to face.
Adam gazed at her through heavy eyes. She was still giving him that look, but his stomach was suddenly turning with doubt.
"Eve?"
"Hmmm?"
"You meant it...right?"
She blinked, "Meant what?"
Adam swallowed and looked away. "That you like me, more than Lucifer?"
Eve leaned forward, pressing their foreheads together.
"Yeah."
It was a simple response, but the doubt vanished, he believed her wholeheartedly.
He kissed her again.
"Well, y'know..." he started when he broke away, "You're my favorite wife...I like you way more than Lilith."
Eve's grin was so wide her eyes squinted. She didn't say anything, but slim fingers were suddenly between their faces, pushing a cherry past his lips.
Adam snorted through his nose, and rolled his eyes, but chewed the tart treat.
Eve curled into him and he rolled onto his back, bringing her with so that she could lay on his chest.
A pleased hum escaped him as her fingers gently ran through his hair. The solid weight of his wife on top of him and the soft ground beneath them was comfortable.
After a long time of feeling left behind, and watching Lucifer steal all the attention of both his wives, Adam finally felt relaxed again.
He felt content.
He felt paradise.
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Yay, I finished another fic and didn't let it die in my drafts 🙌
Maybe some time later on I'll make a DoubleWhammy piece that's a lot less vanilla between these two. 😎
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