#nevermore incorrect quotes

[dearllorenna]

chapter 79 in a nutshell:

Annabel: Are you flirting or fighting with me?

Lenore: I'm pinning you against the wall and putting a gun to your head-

Annabel: Your point?

[wulf59-stuff]

Okay hear me out.

Lenore to Annabel

Annabel to Lenore

Yes or no?

[incorrectnevermorequotes]

Lenore : *currently dealing with Montressor, ada in her spectre form, going through her worst fear, fighting people*

Pluto in the back beating the shit out of will with a crowbar: JUSTICE FOR DUKE MOTHER FUCKERS!!! *hits him again*

[raven-nerd4life]

Lenore: Soooo, what’s annabel ’s type?

Prospero: monochrome hair, tall, oblivious, likes ravens.

Lenore: Kinda sounds like me. Too bad we're just friends.

Prospero: Did I mention oblivious?

Lenore: Yeah, why?

Prospero: *mentally celebrating the bet he’s going to win with Bernice* Just making sure.

Thanks to @huniebuun for the inspiration

[sofiiif]

Annabel: Father...am I ugly...?

Her dad: Nonsense, I'm looking at you right now, you are the most beautiful thing in the world.

Annabel:

Annabel: That is a boat's mini model you're talking to, father.

Her dad: Of course I am, you wouldn't understand. You woman🙄.

[gothofasaia]

Ada:*talking about lenore* you know it’s different with her! she’s literally stupid! i mean have you ever tried to have a conversation with a stupid person?

Prospero: yes i’ve talked to you several times.

[spoopy-nevermore-dump]

Ada: Girlboss! Gatekeep! ........What's the other one I'm missing?

Annabel: There isn't one.

Ada: But I thought there-

Annabel: No, you made it up.

[smzeszikorova-reblogs-stuff]

Mourn, ariving late to the conversation: *misses Annabel's line entirely. Prepares to go eldritch mode.*

Merry: HAHAHA! Lenore! Language! A million demerits! *whispers* Mourn, get the fuck over here, she didn't mean you.

Annabel, gossiping with the others in class: They say someone tried to fight a squid in the maze today!

Lenore: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

[unsaid-nevermore]

enid: i'm asking permission to marry your daughter.

gomez: what is this, the dark ages? you know what? since you’ve asked, no you can’t. beat me in a duel first.

[dearllorenna]

Annabel Lee is a sore loser and I'm willing to die defending this fact

[achromatophoric]

Pre-Wenclair. Students are gathered in the Quad around a marble status.

Ajax: *walks up* Yo Kent! Check this out!

Kent: Huh? Sup?

Ajax proudly shows off a Build-a-Wolf plush.

Ajax: Pretty sweet, huh? I even shelled out extra for the custom pink ’n blue hair.

Kent: That’s uh, cool.

Ajax: Just cool? C’mon, Enid will go crazy for this! I’ve got her secret admirer beat for sure this time!

Kent: Bruh, dunno how to tell you this, so uh… *points at statue*

The statue is a stunning rendition of Enid Sinclair from the night of the Crackstone event, in a style reminiscent of the Aphrodite of Knidos. Every detail is captured, from the texture of the oversized coat to the fine goosebumps on exposed skin. Her expression is one of desperate relief. Raw in both beauty and emotion. Undeniably exquisite.

Ajax: 😧

Ajax: Well fuck me, dude. *shoulders droop*

Kent: *under his breath* I wish.

Ajax: What was that?

Kent: I said “let’s ditch.” I just finished downloading that game ya wanted to play. Feeling up for it?

Ajax: Ganja ’n game night?

Kent: Hell yeah! Anything for my dude.

Ajax: 🥹

— On the other side of the statue. —

Bianca: Gee, I wonder who could possibly be behind this.

Bianca squints down at Wednesday, who is suspiciously dusted in white.

Wednesday: Yes, it is a mystery that even I would be hard-pressed to solve. A pity.

Wednesday: *tracks stone powder as she leaves*

Bianca: 😑

[incorrectnevermorequotes]

Pluto: how do we usually get out of these messes

Lenore loading a gvn: we don't. We just make a bigger mess that cancels out the first one

[caitlynskitten]

Enid: Gasps! I just hit ten thousand followers on insta!!! Oh em ghee! People love me?

Yoko: Really? I have twenty thousand.

Bianca: Sixty thousand.

Divina: I just hit forty thousand!

Enid: *getting angry* Okay well it’s not a fucking competition!

Bianca: Wednesday? How many followers do you have?

Yoko: She doesn’t even post anything on instagram. I think it’s only us who follow her.

Wednesday: *pulls out her phone to check*

Wednesday: I have 1.5 million followers on instagram.

All the girls: WHAT?!

Enid: GIVE ME THAT!

The werewolf grabs the ravens phone and sees an empty account with no pictures or videos and that she’s only following Enid yet has 1.5 million followers

Enid: *eye twitching* That’s- that’s- that’s- fine. It’s not a fucking competition!

[sofiiif]

Pluto: It begins with the "L" ...like the L word

Lenore & Duke: ...Lesbians? **wheezing**

Pluto: Lost,guys. We're lost.

[six-owls-in-a-trenchcoat]

Prospero: I hate when people say that because I’m aromantic I’m going to die alone. Like, bold of you to assume I’m not taking anyone with me.

[madhatter1496]

"I want a baby":

Part 1

Part 2