#nevermore incorrect quotes

[the-genderdefying-ace]

A Mix of Nevermore Incorrect Quotes + Text Posts

It’s fine to use the same template five times since all the quotes are spot on, right? 😅

[mythawolf]

Concept: The misfits interactions when they're referencing the times they each lived in.

Duke: Lenore, that plan will go as well as the Titanic's maiden voyage.

Lenore: *With an oblivious grin* Why, thank you, Duke!

. . .

*Berenice is telling a story*

Berenice: I was driving a van full of booze - in the woods to avoid some local coppers, when-

Morella: Why were you avoiding the police?

Berenice: Oh, for a start, they had banned alcohol-

*Duke screams, clutching his bottle of wine.*

. . .

Eulalie: Since Lenore lived earlier than the rest of us, does that technically make her the oldest?

Lenore: What? That's ridiculous!

Duke: *Teasing* Oh, but is it, old woman?

Lenore: Stop.

Berenice: *Also teasing* Come on, Duke. She's getting right cantankerous in her old age.

Lenore: You do know I know how to use my gun, right?

. . .

Eulalie: I flew in a plane once!

Lenore: What's a plane?

. . .

Edit: Feel free to reblog with any quotes of your own I vention for this concept!

Part 2:

[dearllorenna]

chapter 79 in a nutshell:

Annabel: Are you flirting or fighting with me?

Lenore: I'm pinning you against the wall and putting a gun to your head-

Annabel: Your point?

[random-night2]

Lenore: "After all you've put me thru, you expect me to help you just like that!? JUST. LIKE. THAT!?!"

Annabel: "Yes."

Lenore: "Fine."

Duke: "Fine?! You're doing what she says??"

Lenore: "Well she's very persuasive."

Duke: "PERSUASIVE?!"

[wulf59-stuff]

Okay hear me out.

Lenore to Annabel

Annabel to Lenore

Yes or no?

[call-me-chips]

Many a Nevermore incorrect quote :3

Lenore's team:

Annabel's team:

+ Bonus Merry and Mourn

[incorrectnevermorequotes]

Lenore : *currently dealing with Montressor, ada in her spectre form, going through her worst fear, fighting people*

Pluto in the back beating the shit out of will with a crowbar: JUSTICE FOR DUKE MOTHER FUCKERS!!! *hits him again*

[raven-nerd4life]

Lenore: Soooo, what’s annabel ’s type?

Prospero: monochrome hair, tall, oblivious, likes ravens.

Lenore: Kinda sounds like me. Too bad we're just friends.

Prospero: Did I mention oblivious?

Lenore: Yeah, why?

Prospero: *mentally celebrating the bet he’s going to win with Bernice* Just making sure.

Thanks to @huniebuun for the inspiration

[sofiiif]

Annabel: Father...am I ugly...?

Her dad: Nonsense, I'm looking at you right now, you are the most beautiful thing in the world.

Annabel:

Annabel: That is a boat's mini model you're talking to, father.

Her dad: Of course I am, you wouldn't understand. You woman🙄.

[gothofasaia]

Ada:*talking about lenore* you know it’s different with her! she’s literally stupid! i mean have you ever tried to have a conversation with a stupid person?

Prospero: yes i’ve talked to you several times.

[spoopy-nevermore-dump]

Ada: Girlboss! Gatekeep! ........What's the other one I'm missing?

Annabel: There isn't one.

Ada: But I thought there-

Annabel: No, you made it up.

[the-genderdefying-ace]

Nevermore ft. Incorrect Quotes

Sorry if the quality's bad.

Most of the quotes were generated through perchance.org (the only two that weren't are #6-7, which were said by unknown and @fruniture, respectively)

Enjoy!

[dearllorenna]

Annabel Lee is a sore loser and I'm willing to die defending this fact

[mythawolf]

Lenore: Ah, it's finally coming out. Let's all celebrate with a drink.

*Duke and Annabel pull out a glass of wine and a cup of tea respectively. They glare at each other menacingly*

new year, new season don't be late ~

[incorrectnevermorequotes]

Pluto: how do we usually get out of these messes

Lenore loading a gvn: we don't. We just make a bigger mess that cancels out the first one

[achromatophoric]

On the balcony of one of Nevermore University’s many buildings, Divina comes across an oddly fidgety Enid, who stares out over a nearby grassy field.

Divina: Hey, Enid. Have you seen Yoko?

Enid: *anxious* Oh—Hi, Divina. Yeah, she’s um—helping the others find Willa.

Divina: Uh oh. What sinister plot did Creeping Beauty fall into this time? Yoko’s not gonna get hurt is, is she?

Enid: No! No, it’s nothing like that. They’re totes safe! They’re even on campus grounds!

Divina: Wait, so Wednesday is lost here? How’s that possible? She mapped the whole place out!

Enid: *sheepish* Well, um—she’s actually lost somewhere down in… in that.

The werewolf points off the balcony, down towards the field. Divina steps up to the railing and peers over, eyes widening in unmitigated bewilderment as she tries to make sense of what she’s seeing.

Divina: What the f—

Divina: 😧

Divina: Is that a gigantic hockey jersey?! What the actual fuck, Enid!?

Enid: *defensively* It’s a gift from Wednesday! It’s super sweet! My fav team, fav number—

Divina: ENID! It’s nearly the size of the ENTIRE field!

Indeed, the implausibly colossal mass of teal fabric overtakes most of the open area. It forms a misshapen polyester terrain of folds and wrinkles that are more akin to small hills and crevasses.

Enid: That’s not my fault! Willa just— She just went overboard when she found out that I… that I um… *trails off into inaudible mumbling*

Divina: *impatiently* When she found out what?

Enid: *blushes* Um. That I get uh… I get crazy turned on when she wears nothing but my hockey jersey.

Divina:

Enid: Because like—you know… she’s so tiny in it, and seeing her bare legs peeking out, it’s just… grrrr! *wipes a bit of drool*

Divina: *holds up her hands* Enid, I get it. Yoko’s that way about me in her band tees. But this?

Divina: *points* THIS is NUTS!

Enid: I know! I know. Look, once they find Willa, I’ll take care of her—IT! I mean it! The jersey!

Divina: 🤨

Divina: *gives Enid a good look*

The siren finally notices Enid’s dilated pupils and ragged breathing. Her lengthened claws and abnormally sharp teeth. The deep furrows and growing spatters of saliva marring the stone railing.

Divina: 😬

Divina: And you’re not helping because…?

Enid: *abashed* I’m too turned on.

Divina: Right. Yeah, that checks out.

Divina: *sighs* I guess I can help—

Yoko: *muffled cry* I FOUND THE BITCH!!

Enid: *turns sharply* IS SHE OKAY?!

Yoko: SHE’S PASSED OUT! SHE’S ALSO KINDA NAKED, BUT SHE’LL BE—

Enid: SHE’S WHAT?! *eyes go gold*

Divina: *steps back as Enid violently shifts*

Wolfed out Enid: *HORNY FERAL HOWL*

The stone railing explodes out in a cloud of debris as the werewolf goes straight for her mate, all fur, claw, muscle, and uncontrolled hormones.

Divina: Ohshit—YOKO! CODE BLACK PINK! I REPEAT, CODE BLACK PINK!

Yoko: Did you say Code Bla—OH FUCK!

Yoko: EVERYONE, EVACUATE THE JERSEY! RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES!!

Several lumps in the expanse of jersey begin to scramble in panic, racing for the outer edges.

Wolfed out Enid: *tears into the fabric and vanishes within*

Divina: *covers her face* I can’t look!

Divina:

Divina: *flinches as the noises begin*

Divina:

Divina: 🫣