#nevermore incorrect quotes

[mythawolf]

Concept: The misfits interactions when they're referencing the times they each lived in.

Duke: Lenore, that plan will go as well as the Titanic's maiden voyage.

Lenore: *With an oblivious grin* Why, thank you, Duke!

. . .

*Berenice is telling a story*

Berenice: I was driving a van full of booze - in the woods to avoid some local coppers, when-

Morella: Why were you avoiding the police?

Berenice: Oh, for a start, they had banned alcohol-

*Duke screams, clutching his bottle of wine.*

. . .

Eulalie: Since Lenore lived earlier than the rest of us, does that technically make her the oldest?

Lenore: What? That's ridiculous!

Duke: *Teasing* Oh, but is it, old woman?

Lenore: Stop.

Berenice: *Also teasing* Come on, Duke. She's getting right cantankerous in her old age.

Lenore: You do know I know how to use my gun, right?

. . .

Eulalie: I flew in a plane once!

Lenore: What's a plane?

. . .

Edit: Feel free to reblog with any quotes of your own I vention for this concept!

Part 2:

[dearllorenna]

chapter 79 in a nutshell:

Annabel: Are you flirting or fighting with me?

Lenore: I'm pinning you against the wall and putting a gun to your head-

Annabel: Your point?

[random-night2]

Lenore: "After all you've put me thru, you expect me to help you just like that!? JUST. LIKE. THAT!?!"

Annabel: "Yes."

Lenore: "Fine."

Duke: "Fine?! You're doing what she says??"

Lenore: "Well she's very persuasive."

Duke: "PERSUASIVE?!"

[wulf59-stuff]

Okay hear me out.

Lenore to Annabel

Annabel to Lenore

Yes or no?

[incorrectnevermorequotes]

Lenore : *currently dealing with Montressor, ada in her spectre form, going through her worst fear, fighting people*

Pluto in the back beating the shit out of will with a crowbar: JUSTICE FOR DUKE MOTHER FUCKERS!!! *hits him again*

[call-me-chips]

Many a Nevermore incorrect quote :3

Lenore's team:

Annabel's team:

+ Bonus Merry and Mourn

[raven-nerd4life]

Lenore: Soooo, what’s annabel ’s type?

Prospero: monochrome hair, tall, oblivious, likes ravens.

Lenore: Kinda sounds like me. Too bad we're just friends.

Prospero: Did I mention oblivious?

Lenore: Yeah, why?

Prospero: *mentally celebrating the bet he’s going to win with Bernice* Just making sure.

Thanks to @huniebuun for the inspiration

[sofiiif]

Annabel: Father...am I ugly...?

Her dad: Nonsense, I'm looking at you right now, you are the most beautiful thing in the world.

Annabel:

Annabel: That is a boat's mini model you're talking to, father.

Her dad: Of course I am, you wouldn't understand. You woman🙄.

[gothofasaia]

Ada:*talking about lenore* you know it’s different with her! she’s literally stupid! i mean have you ever tried to have a conversation with a stupid person?

Prospero: yes i’ve talked to you several times.

[spoopy-nevermore-dump]

Ada: Girlboss! Gatekeep! ........What's the other one I'm missing?

Annabel: There isn't one.

Ada: But I thought there-

Annabel: No, you made it up.

[dearllorenna]

Annabel Lee is a sore loser and I'm willing to die defending this fact

[achromatophoric]

During the final round of a game show held between Nevermore University and a rival normie college.

Contestant: *smugly answers* To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

Host: Ooh—I’m sorry, but that answer is incorrect.

Contestant: What?!

Host: Mrs. Addams, this is your chance to take the prize. What is your answer?

Mrs. Addams: Thirty-one A.

Host: That is totes correct! Congratulations, Mrs. Addams, you win the game!

Contestant: Excuse me?! What that dumb outcast said was nonsense! How is “thirty-one A” the answer to “what is best in life” when—

Host: *glaring at contestant*

Contestant: —the question was obviously referencing the 1982 fantasy masterpiece, Conan the Barbarian!

Host: So sorry, but the question was “what is breast in wife”, not “what is best in life”.

Contestant: 😟

Host: Better luck next time! *peppy smile*

Contestant: But what does— That question doesn’t even make sense!!

Host: *applauds with the audience*

Mrs. Addams: *watches impassively*

Contestant: Hang on— I saw how you were checking her out. *points* This game was rigged! RIGGED!

Host: *eye roll* I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’ve never seen this hottie before in my life!

Contestant: Did you just say—

Host: *hurriedly* And that’s all the time we have! Thanks for watching, everyone. Get home safe and have a great night!

Host: *off mic* Security! Get that sore loser outta here!

The curtains begin to fall as a poorly-disguised Ajax and Kent flank the unruly contestant. By the time the stage is fully concealed, Mrs. Addams has sauntered up to the host and…

Contestant: *being dragged away* Hey! Let go of me, you freaks! It’s rigged, I tell you! It’s—

Contestant: 😧

Contestant: SEE?! They’re making out! I knew it! Gay outcasts! They’re goddamn gay—

[incorrectnevermorequotes]

Pluto: how do we usually get out of these messes

Lenore loading a gvn: we don't. We just make a bigger mess that cancels out the first one

[smzeszikorova-reblogs-stuff]

Mourn, ariving late to the conversation: *misses Annabel's line entirely. Prepares to go eldritch mode.*

Merry: HAHAHA! Lenore! Language! A million demerits! *whispers* Mourn, get the fuck over here, she didn't mean you.

Annabel, gossiping with the others in class: They say someone tried to fight a squid in the maze today!

Lenore: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

[sixhundredwinionsinatrenchcoat]

Prospero: I hate when people say that because I’m aromantic I’m going to die alone. Like, bold of you to assume I’m not taking anyone with me.

[writerrose1998]

Eugene: What does "take out" mean in this instance? Ajax: Food. Enid: Dating. Wednesday: Murder. Tyler, beaming innocently: It can be all three if you're bold enough.