#I LOVE THIS SM

[evil-mushroom-overlord]

First of all I LOVE THIS.

secondly I should warn you I'm about to ramble about Stan just now and he is one of my favourite characters of all time, in case your unaware of the pure concentrated beam of autism coming your way:

I have always thought Stan was equally as intelligent as Ford, not just in a 'he's street smart way' or whatever some people say, no bro learnt advanced physics to bring back Ford, bro is genius in his own right but his grades didn't do him justice and I think it boiled down to a) Filbrick putting him down all the time and being a piece of shit b) him being one of those kids who had a lot of potential and was let down by the school system, his passions and interests didn't fit what he was being taught, (also I hc him being on the spectrum) c) it was a identity thing, Ford was the 'smart one' and he was just Stan, he couldn't also be the smart one, that wasn't who he was kinda thing. But honestly in a better timeline, Stan should have had the SAME prospects as Ford leaving high school.

But I love the idea of Stan starting to look into archelogy and Ford expecting him to drop it as soon as he realises that he's going to have to know a lot about history so he can make meaningful links to origins of artifacts he finds, that there is a scientific process involved with how you find and properly handle artifacts. He's sure as soon as Stan opens those old second hand books he 'borrowed' from the store not to far from where they live he's going to get bored.

He doesn't

He spends hours looking through it, drawing his own sketches and notes to go with... just for fun. It's not linked to anything he is doing at school, Filbrick isn't impressed by the facts he tells him about Mayan civilisations' and what he wishes he could find and Filbrick tells him it's a pipe dream and waste of time just like the rest of his life. But that doesn't stop Stan.

Ford begins to realise he's actually serious about this, and tries a lot harder to genuinely help him get through the school, not just by letting him copy off his work but actually helping him understand, Stan still complains about what he isn't as interested in but it's easier with the incentive of 'were going to need this so we can travel the world together solving mysteries' except solving mysteries isn't in the same fantastical ideal they had before, but Ford understanding weirdness and anomalies and the workings of the universe and Stan finding remnants of the past and piecing together a much bigger greater story. They have different interests but they compliment each other.

And yeah I don't know how the science fair of West coast tec would work exactly but I just love the idea of them arriving at gravity falls together and Stan losing his shit about the preserved dinosaurs in the caverns, and Fidds (yes he's still here, no I'm not elaborating on how that works but mystery trio all the way) having to practically restrain both Pines twins from recreating the plot of Jurassic park together, he is super hyped about the alien crash site, because you know he's one those 'ancient aliens types' and dammit he has proof, he's seen the weird shit his brother interacts with day to day, and some of the stuff he's found has GOT TO be made from something out of this world.

And yes Stan would see the big ominous evil looking book and be like 'this is right up sixer's alley'

[jellyjamheadobb]

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

The paint flow intro to The Pit And The Pendulum (1961)

[f1rewr1t3r]

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jittering, mind blowing, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride. 

[high-on-hatchetfield]

despite being drawn before the release, this captures the spirit of the show so well

i will be insufferable when this releases on youtube i'm already way too invested

[yooboobies]

🌖🌘🌑🌒🌔

{ays cr. ouranxingg}

[sunflowerik]

before and when it rains✨️🌦

[breanna777]

I’m not letting ya’ll forget abt his scream

I had this vid in my phone for some time now, but I could never find the original creator😭 if someone knows, please lmk so I could credit them!💜💜💜

Credits go to: SòniaBCN on YouTube! Go ahead and take a look! :)

[editedjeans]

cutest fic i've read this week

Hey! Idk if you still take request, but I have one for you. I love your posts sm. Anyway, may I request some headcanons with the Lin kuei trio and Liu kang and how they would react to you kissing them on a mission to not get caught (like that scene in captain America: the winter soldier) while they actually have a crush on them? Thank you!

A/n: Okay, I'm back, and I'd love to! It's nice to do another Lin Kuei bros head canon. I swear to God these men are gonna put me in a mental asylum with how obsessed I am with them.

Tags: Request, Mortal Kombat, Mk1, Lin Kuai bros x readerp, GN reader, fluff

C/w: Allusions to murder, sloppy kissing, tsundere, PDA

Bi-Han

You've never been far from the Grandmaster's thoughts. He has always viewed in a favorable light, though he hardly ever showed it.

As far as you were concerned, you thought he hated you.

So it is a surprise when he chose you to come with him on this mission.

To pursue your target meant you had dawn normal clothes and go undercover.

Which causes you to end up at a mall while following them. It wasn't a problem for you, frankly you were excited at the chance to shop and enjoy the food court.

You follow your target the mall, dipping in and out of clothing departments and hiding in the electronics department.

You had to get them into a private place to get them.

It's tedious and annoying with how long it takes...for Bi-Han. You on the other hand take great joy looking around, admiring how clothes look on mannequins, staring at the endless rows of books, staring in awe of the endless option of the food court.

Much to Bi-Han's annoyance.

Bi-Han takes this mission much more seriously than you do, his stay on the target like a hawk, against your advice not to or else he'd risk looking suspicious.

But finally Bi-Han's constant staring pays off when he notices the target leaving to somewhere more private, a perfect place to get them.

Bi-Han grabs your arm and snatches you away from the food court, pulling you away from an unfinished cinnamon roll and drags to follow the target, on the escaladder.

You are just a few feet away from them, far enough to not look suspicious, but close enough to get a clear view of them.

And they you, something both quickly learn when they begin to turn their head to look back in your direction.

Knowing Bi-Han, you knew your Grandmaster would look the target dead in the eyes, basically telling the target that they were being followed. This would compromise the mission, so you act quickly.

Just as the target turned around and saw you, you turned to Bi-Han, grabbed him, and snatch him forward and kiss him.

Bi-Han doesn't respond at first as your lips crash against each other. But a moment later his arms snake their way around your waist and pulls you closer. He hungrily kissed you, making himself acquainted with your lips as well as your tongue.

Bi-Han's mind went silent as you kissed him and he you. Elder Gods knew he would fantasize about this, not exactly while on a mission, but he would be a fool if he didn't advantage of this.

You are so distracted with each other that you lose sight of your target.

"Keep moving, we can't lose them." He coldly grumbles as he jumps off the escaladder and angrily marches away, but saying another thing to you.

When things were all said and done, when the mission was finished, you felt an uneasy tension between you and the grandmaster.

"Grandmaster, about the...about the thing, I-" but Bi-Han interrupts you, yelling at you to be silent, making you feel even worse.

Later, you are in your room, replaying all the events that passed today. Bi-Han hasn't said a single thing to you since you returned from your, mission.

You felt your face flush as you think of the fact that you keep kissing your Grandmaster, you can't stop thinking about it.

Did he like it? Are you in trouble? Is he going to punish you?

Suddenly, you hear a knock on the door. You hastily open the door and find no one there. But at your feet you find a cinnamon roll just like the one you were eating at the mall, and a beg next to it filled with clothes and books you were looking at in the mall.

Surprised, you stare at it for a few moments before bringing it into your room.

You stare at it in surprise as you drop the things onto your desk.

Perhaps the Grandmaster was much more fond of you than you thought.

Kuai Liang

From the moment he saw you, Kuai Liang knew he was in love with you.

It's subtle, but you can tell with the way he would fall silent when you were in the room, or would

So it was quite the surprise when he insisted that you join him in this mission.

Kuai Liang notices your eyes light up when you say that the mission requires you to go to a mall. He thinks it's so cute, he feels his smile trying to find its way onto his face.

He forces a stern look on his face as he reminds you that you both need to stay focused, that the target was your main concern.

He is similar to Bi-Han in the way he stays in a constant state of vigilance. Following the target around, being sure to always have them in his sight.

But unlike his brother he lets loose a little.

He tries on hats and glasses, admiring himself in the mirror, admiring you as you flip through the clothes on the racks.

He grabs a book from the shelf of the bookstore and curiously flips through it.

He even buys both of you lunch at the food court as you wait for the target to be in a vulnerable position to strike.

While you enjoy your meal, Kuai notices that the target is getting away, down the escaladder.

Of course, the Ninja immediately springs to action, quietly excusing himself with an excuse that he had to use the bathroom. He saw you were having a good time and his didn't want ruin it.

He is light on his feet and as he pursues the target, purposefully waiting for a few more more to get on the escaladder before getting on to avoid suspicion.

The escaladder carries them closer and closer to the lower floor and Kuai's eyes never leave the target for a second.

He doesn't realize just how intense his gaze is, if the target turned around and saw him, it would be.

It's unfortunate then that the target almost immediately turned around. By the time they would turn around they would see Luai looking at them with intensity and they would quickly realize that they were being followed, ruining the mission.

Thankfully, you happened. You immediately knew what Kuai was doing and followed after him. He didn't notice that you were right behind him.

Acting quickly, you shift past Kuai onto the extra step of the escaladder in front of him, and you kiss him.

Kuai took a surprise at first. He froze. Just standing there as you kissed him. He felt your soft lips press up against him and he felt his brain melt.

Body responded for him, pressing himself closer to you as he hands grab you and pull you close.

You quickly get to the end of the escaladder and jump off, Kuai still looks at you in a state of shock.

"Come on, they're getting away!" You say as you quickly pursue the inspecting target.

Kyai Liang touched his lips as he processed what just happened. "I'm right behind you." A smirk spreads onto his face as he races after you.

Afterwards, when the deed is done. You and Kuai Liang have no choice but to go back to the Artika now that your mission is finished.

Your sadness about having to leave isn't lost on Kuai. He himself enjoyed his time with you.

After a brief moment of silence on the way back, you awkwardly apologize for kissing him to abruptly.

Kuai only smiles. "Don't be...ever." he says placing a warm hand on your shoulder.

"We should do it again some time." Your eyes widen at this. "The mall, I mean." It was obvious that Luai didn't mean just the mall.

With an innocent smile on his face, Kuai walks ahead of you. Leaving you behind with a stunned look on your face.

Tomas

Tomas has tried to get your attention for the longest, trying his best to impress you. Unfortunately, everything either came off as him just being nice to you are him.

Other than that though, you two were close.

So it was no surprise that he asked you to come with him.

You thought it was just another mission. A mission where you'd go to the mall your target was located at and 'get 'em'. Meanwhile Tonas saw this as a chance to have a good time with you like this was a date, maybe even confess how he feels.

He was so happy to see how excited you were at going to the mall, he himself was excited. He was as serious about this mission as Kuai, or Bi-Han, or any member of the Lin Kuei would. But even he liked a moment to relax and enjoy an experience.

Tomas especially loved the bookstore. He was practically glued to the comic book and manga sections. You two were so distracted that the target slipped out of your sight once in a while.

But Tomas wasn't worried, he was always good at hunting something or someone down. He found the target again and again, then you'd carry on with your shenanigans.

You were surprised with how lenient Tomas was with you. He let you try on clothes, look at the computer, he even bought things for you. You told him he didn't have to but he insisted.

Things were going quite well for you two. Until I finally felt the courage to express himself to you.

"So, Um, Y/n." You were at the food court, your target sat themselves down here to eat lunch, so you both say a few tables away. His eyes stayed glued to the table, too embarrassed. "There's a reason why I wanted you to come with me." You eagerly leaned in close to hear. He waits a few moments, unsure what to say next.

"Well, you see..." Suddenly, Tomas's eyes widen in horror as he looks at the target. The problem? This isn't your target, you've been following the wrong person. "We need to go. Now!" He races out of the food court. His eyes immediately spotting the target getting on the escaladder.

He races to the escaladder, you not being far behind. You both try to act casual as you step onto the moving stairs, but Tomas's sure you both accidentally got the target attention.

His fear is confirmed when the target turns their head to look behind them.

In seconds they'd see you two behind them and panic.

So you act quickly, grabbing Tomas and kissing him.

Tomas's mind goes numb as fireworks go off in his thoughts. His hands, unsure at first, travel across your body until one finds their way to the small of your back and other cradling the back of your head.

Once again, you both got distracted and the target got away.

You break away from the kiss and jump off the escaladder. "Come on, they're getting away." You say, trying not to scream.

Tomas merely dumbly nodded as he followed after you. "U-um, okay." He hopes there isn't too much blushing on his face.

Eventually, you get back on track and aquire your target and "deal with them".

"Listen, about the kiss...." You awkwardly start to say. You both had completed the mission and were back at the food court, resting before the long journey back to the Artika.

Tomas also avoided eye contact with, rather than paying attention to his tea than you. "Yeah...about that."

You apologize, hoping he wasn't too upset about kissing him without his consent. "No, no, it was fine, I enjoyed it." He quickly blurts out, finally looking at you.

You both now sit in silence afterwards. "W-We should go."

Both of you left the mall in an air of uncomfortable silence.

"I...liked it too." You awkwardly say, shortly interrupting the silence. Tomas gives you a surprised look as you quickly race ahead in embarrassment.

[literupture]

holy shit it's CURLY MOUTHWASHING

[stormyelliotwritez]

SCRATCHING AND SCARRING

this is gonna be so self indulgent

mentions of reader being called pup, age difference (still legal but hes like 200 so there’s bound to be one), reader scratching and picking at scabs, blood

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Logan had needed to get away for a bit so he’d packed a bag and gone on a bike trip to a nearby cabin. You’d stayed back at the mansion to finish off some work and do some extra stuff.

He came home a day or so before you thought he would. When he did, you were sitting at your desk and grading papers. He walked in as quiet as a mouse which was always surprising. You were scratching a scab on your arm and he crossed his arms.

“You said you’d stop,” he huffed.

You turned around in your chair and raised an eyebrow. “What?”

He nodded at your arm and frowned. You glanced at your arm. It was just a scab.

“It’s just a habit. I got stressed. You get stressed and fuck off to the mountains for days. Can’t I have this?” You said, raising your voice slightly.

He stalked towards you and stopped a meter or so in front of you, his arms still crossed. He glanced between your face and the scab.

“It’s bleeding,” he said quietly, his expression not changing.

You glanced down, saw the blood and then jumped up and rushed towards the bathroom connected to you twos room. Logan slowly followed, ready to jump in if you’d ran into something or hurt yourself more. You grabbed some band aids from the first aid kit and sat on the toilet.

He watched from the doorway and sighed. “Need a hand?”

You looked up at him, your expression not unlike a scared puppy, and nodded. He closed the gap between the two of you and took a band aid out of your hand and opened it. With the most gentle care, he put it over the now open wound and then leaned down and kissed it.

“I get that it’s a compulsion, bub, but we need to work on this, okay? It ain’t healthy to tear into yourself like this. You can’t keep scratching and picking,” he said softly before taking your hand and leading you to the bed you shared.

You dragged your feet and eventually, he just picked you up and dumped you on the bed.

“Hey, you can’t do that,” you squealed before bursting into giggles.

“I think I can, pup,” he said with a smile before climbing onto the bed and pulling you into his arms.

He didn’t call you pup much. It usually came out when he was worried. You were part of his pack so he had to protect you and you were young as well so he had to guide you. He had to keep you safe. You’d never felt safer than when you were in his arms.

He rubbed your back and hummed softly. You turned your head and breathed him in. You rubbed your face against his shirt. You loved him so so much. He just kept saving you.

He laid down and pulled you with him. Gently, he laid you down next to him so he could pull his shirt off. He pulled it off and then picked you right back up. When you scared him like this, you stayed in his arms for ages. He knew you were safe, but you were safer in his arms.

“Sleep, pup, alright?” He said quietly into your ear.

You nodded and the thoughts of scratching left your mind. You slowly fell asleep, protected by him. He kept watch for a while before falling asleep as well.

[sayangrafayel]

MC barges into Zayne's office and sits down across him and sighs

Zayne: Long day?

MC: I need a double dose of Zaynie, STAT.

[peachkinscheeks]

This version of jack is living in my mind like a parasite 😟

FANART FOR @therentyoupay and @callimara 🥹🌷 I love this story sm 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

[leliwardens]

#veilguardspoilers Hello and delighted you're willing to answer questions! <3 I love your work! And I certainly wanted to ask about Josephine: what would her ideal/dream wedding be? I was tickled when I read about that in her letter to her Inquisitor I just have to know. 💞 --- Thank you! And what a delightful question in turn! I think she'd want a big, flower-filled, no-holds barred wedding at her family's estate. All her relatives, friends she made in the Inquisition, the Inquisitor's relatives (if they have any/keep in touch.) She'd begin planning 16 months in advance. (x)

SYLVIA ANSWERED MY QUESTION ABOUT JOSEPHINE AND HER WEDDING AUGHHHH 😭😭😭

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price creates a monster -

Cooking Price-Wise (1971)

[emilys-bangs]

Okay okay I've got more thoughts and would love to hear your input!

How would Emily feel or react if reader kept bringing new plants into her BAU office every now and then? Would she be able to care for them? A tiny succulent here, an orchid there. Oh look at this one! what even is that? 🧐

Would Emily pay extra attention in their care because she got them from reader (her colleague she's crushing on) ((and who is crushing on Emily)) or would she fail at keeping them all alive and be real sad one plant died even though she tried her very best?

I don't think Emily is well versed with plants and how to care for them so I think it'd be really cute if she had a plant in one hand a "how to" book about plants in the other. I can just see her squinting at the plant after reading how dramatic some plants can be. Bonus points if we witness this and see Emily wearing her glasses 🫶

Hold uppp, I'm screaming I love this!! I think Emily would definitely be...confused when you show up one day with a couple of potted plants in your hands, saying how you think they would brighten up her office. Confused, but secretly endeared, too, especially given how much you know about them. It was a hidden interest she never expected you to have, but when you started rambling on about how to take care of them and how much water and attention they'd need she silently vowed to herself that she'll keep these plants alive if it's the last thing she'll do.

Too bad she fails. Miserably. And she's genuinely upset about it!! She never owned any before, her experience is limited to knowing that they need water and sunlight - who knew you could kill a plant by overwatering? It's less about the plants and more that she didn't want you to think she was neglecting them (she honest to god tried diligently following your instructions and she lasted like three days before you got a case and she came back to them all brown and wilting) but you think it's both hilarious and endearing how she's trying so hard. So, you get her a few more that are more resilient (luckily she can't kill a succulent) and she (very reluctantly) entrusts Anderson to watering them when you're away on cases. And!! Miracle of all miracles, only one dies!! She's still sooo upset about it (it's not because she's caring for a plant, is it? definitely not...) and she doesn't want you finding out, so she secretly replaces it and buys Houseplants 101😭 when you peek the book on her desk you're so nauseously in love despite all the extra OXYGEN in her office (it's become so green) you almost don't notice the different shade of the pot she replaced. When you do, you almost kiss her.