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Perhaps 'Danger on Stage', 'The Glass Slipper', or 'The Captain, Prince, and the Thompsons'?

"He's behind you!"

This festive season, Archibald Haddock has partnered with Narwhal Theatre to bring over a beloved British holiday tradition - the pantomime! Expect ridiculous antics, magic, high camp and of course, live musical numbers. This year, Cinderella, played by Martine Vanderzande, will be rushing off to the hottest event of the decade - the Royal Ball! The Fairy Godmother shall be played by the stunning Bianca Castafiore. Book your tickets now, and hurry before the strike of midnight!

After returning from a disastrous stay in China, Tintin wonders if he has finally bitten off more than he can chew. In an effort to save a struggling theatre, Haddock and Ramo Nash have produced a panto of Cinderella to raise funds. Tintin accepts the offer to be stage manager, hoping that staying busy during the holiday would keep his mind off the heartbreak from Chang's family drama back in Shanghai.

Not only has he underestimated how difficult stage management is, he has to deal with friction between the cast members, his own relationship issues with Chang, and a mounting pile of violent threats from far right groups who are deeply offended with the production...

The show must go on!

Haddock wrote the script, and Ramo Nash is overseeing set, prop and costume designs. Casting Chang as Prince Charming and Martine as Cinderella was an easy choice for Haddock - as Chang and Martine used to go dancing all the time, they've become excellent dance partners. Martine could also really do with the extra income, as the museum is closed for a part of the holiday.

Filling the other roles was more challenging. Haddock reluctantly casts Castafiore as he hopes her star power will draw crowds. Nobody auditioned for the role of the evil stepmother, other than irritating insurance salesman Jolyon Wagg. Surprisingly to Haddock, Wagg is a powerful presence on stage, being very capable of camping it up for the audience. Ignorant to Haddock's seething hatred of him, Wagg wants to do this to entertain his large family!

After receiving death threats from local fascists, the actors playing the ugly stepsisters drop out, fearing for their own safety. The Thompsons are sent in to monitor the situation, deciding the best course of action is to play a part in the pantomime themselves.

Calculus and a couple of trainees are brought on as stage technicians, joining Tintin backstage. Tintin finds it difficult watching Chang dance with Martine, as it constantly reminds him of how his relationship with Chang must remain secret.

also yes, this poster is a reference to the poster for Tintin and the Blue Oranges

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ITS BEEN 5 THOUSAND YEARS BUT IM BACK BABY!!

ive been working on this for a while on and off....now its done >:)

if you haven't seen part one! :D

(Christ the art was kind of bad)

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Tintin and Lupin the 3rd crossover with Inspector Zenigata and the Thompsons on Twitter

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"Get on with it!"

"Oh, I'm sorry every- Oh, sorry Miss Marple. I interrupted-"

"GET ON WITH IT!"

Me and @winterpower98 were fooling around when we had the idea for the best mystery crossover ever;

Benoit Blanc, Spirou, Hercule Poirot, Tintin, Jane Marple, Detective Columbo, Sherlock Holmes are all coincidentally in the same place to solve a crime comitted by Lupin III

What follows is comedic schenanigans as all the detectives try to outsmart each other and the criminal while Lupin tries to outsmart them, featuring

Holmes doing cocaine without even trying to hide it

Spirou and Tintin being way to energetic for the older detectives to deal with

Blanc and Poirot both being mad at Lupin for being dumb

And Columbo and Marple having a delightful conversation about unrelated topics

In the end, all the detectives figure out that Lupin did it, but all dismiss him as a red herring because there is no way this moron comitted such an ingenius crime

Except for Columbo and Marple, who by the end go “Oh and another thing” at once before having a short discussion where they both insist that the other should be allowed to do the summation

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Stupid story idea: a bunch of famous fictional detectives are all on a boat cruise or train ride when a murder happens, but the real obstacle is all of their egos and/or idiosyncrasies causing what would be a fairly normal case for any one of them to become an utter clusterfuck instead.

Highlights include:

- Hercule Poirot and Benoit Blanc both seeing through each other’s acts of using their accents to seem harmless, but neither calls each other out for fear of mutually assured destruction. Their accents get even more pronounced when talking to each other as a result.

- Sherlock just chilling in the corner microdosing before the inciting incident, notices the little Conan boy acts way too much like an adult, but doesn’t bring it up because someone commented on the microdosing and rankled him.

- Adrian Monk meets Columbo. That is all.

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Sherlock Holmes modern adaptation but the main characters (Sherlock, Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Irene Adler, and maybe even Lestrade) are all vampires and they’ve just been doing their thing since the time period of the original books

Irene gets to be from New Jersey like she is in canon and she’ll occasionally show up and help Sherlock with a case but they don’t ever date or hook up or anything

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Not to mention Miss Lemon and Nestor! They would bond over the trouble they get from their employers/employers friends.

Ok, but hear me out

Tintin and Poirot.

Two Belgians set around the same time, both fighting and solving crimes and going to ridiculous places to do it

But think of how hilarious the dynamic would be

You have Poirot, who takes careful precision and time and perfection in everything, who thinks and uses those little grey cells of his to figure out every detail, every possible error

And then you have Tintin, the teenager with the dog who will spontaneously decide to fly a plane to goodness knows where chasing after rumours and barely thinking before running into danger head-on and somehow still wins a gunfight with no gun while still being a completely logical person who completely baffles literally everyone

It would be hilarious and iconic

"Now, Monsieur Tintin, if you are going to sleuth about, please take the utmost care and use those very intelligent grey cells of yours that you often forget you have and please, mon cher ami, leave the dog. He will make noise."

"The dog's name is Milou, and he goes everywhere with me."

"He will ruin our plans. You cannot tame a wild animal; they get in the way and get you in trouble."

"... well, if I am to be honest I get myself in trouble and Milou is the one who gets me out of it-"

"Good gracious boy, remind me why I decided to work with you again?"

"Because I'm Belgian and I've never failed a case?"

"How you have not I still do not know."

"I beg your pardon I handle myself absolutely fine!"

"You go into gun fights without a gun."

"And? I'm still alive to tell the tale, aren't I?"

"Miraculously."

Of course the cases always go mostly smoothly (though there are several times Tintin is accused because he was, as usual, in the wrong place at the wrong time and when Poirot isn't stressing over Tintin's childish yet effective recklessness, they have a nice cup of tea and talk about human psyche and behaviour while eating cake.

Also, Poirot is very happy because Tintin is one of the few people who says his name correctly

The joy is reciprocal when Poirot calls him with the Belgian pronunciation of Tintin (it sounds more like a nasal tantahn, it's hard to explain) and they have great fun discussing in French about their adventures

It would be so fun honestly

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Here's some more incorrect quotes related to the Misfits referencing the times they loved in!

(also for anyone wondering it's implied by Kit Trace that Lenore died in 1901)

. . .

Eulalie: Ooh, this is just like a Hercule Poirot story!

Lenore: Who?

Eulalie: *Gasps* We have so much to discuss!

. . .

Berenice: So, I was having a quick gasper one night before a show in the local Juice Joint when a Spiffy Woman in glad rags entered-

Lenore: *Nods along whilst desperately trying to figure out what she's saying*

. . .

Morella: Lenore can be a bit queer sometimes, can't she?

(Queer meaning strange for much of the twentieth century)

. . .

Berenice: Don't worry about them attacking. I learnt how to use a Tommy back when I was alive.

Lenore: ...Berenice, no one wishes to know that.

. . .

Lenore: This reminds me of this one time I was riding on my family's carriage, and-

Duke: Pffft! Oh, Lenore! You're so old!

Lenore: I am not!

Berenice: Come on, hun. Sit down and give your back a rest.

Lenore's Why, thank- hey!

Morella: Be nice!

Duke: Why, afraid we'll break her old heart?

Lenore: I wish I had my cane right now.

Duke: (Surprised) You had a cane in life?

Lenore: (Trying to play it casual) Oh, a tree fell on me and crushed my leg.

*Everyone is stunned with shock*

Morella: Do- do you want a hug?

(i feel Lenore might have been a bit more guarded for that last quote, but it's an incorrect quote. Sue me).

Part 1:

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Get Older Geek’ed idiot lol

Wanted to share my older Geek design I've have rolling in my brain for a couple months cause I adore them so much, they mean the world to me 💛💛💛

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Dragon Comic - Table of Contents

I've noticed that a lot of people started following me for the dragon comic, so here's a sort of landing page (pinned post) where I'll keep all the parts if and when I update the story!

pt 1, pt 2, pt 3, pt 4, pt 5

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are evil dragons really evil, or are they just vitamin D deficient?

(pt 2)

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My take on the ever popular Detective Conan AU where Shinichi and Conan are seperate people.

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What if Athena lost vision in one eye after God Games: an excuse to draw Athena in an eyepatch Part 1

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"Wait!"

*Telemachus pauses*

"What if we threw out your mom together and-"

*BLAM!!*

Testimony greeting the world with open arms

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What happened in Cuba?

gigi how many criminal charges do you have

none you can prove

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I have a theory that Lenore spectre is the Queen of Spades as the exact opposite of Annabel

I don't even have a clue if Queen of Spades a real thing in western horror?? In Russian it's like a super evil woman who brought nothing but bad luck?? There were even some childish rituals to "summon" the Queen of Spades

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poor Sevika's been embarrassed ever since, yet still stuck around😔✊