#this one was long sorry

[namelessprince]

so i literally wrote a note that said "DO NOT MAKE PHIL TIDE". instead of that i killed him. sorry.

so ive got tommy taking the place of ashe as the book-holder. also made him phils kid SORRY the sbifdau brainrot is forever. so you know the story he accidentally kills phil using the book as a kid. but having no other parent, hes instead taken in by phils bff of course TECHNOBLADE

i was so excited when i came up with having techno be this universes version of mark oh my god. yeah so technos thought process is like "i know i said 'for you the world phil but. uh." and hes kinda taking care of tommy for phils sake. not so much seeing him as his own person and more as whats left of his friend. so in this universe the isolation isnt to protect him, its bcus technos like "i am Not driving you to school every day. online is just as good." <3 he kinda just doesnt care <3

[soaked-doors]

happy birthday zoro 🎉🍾

[captainjonnitkessler]

You know I used to think "tumblr's absolute refusal to actually engage with the Trolley Problem in favor of insisting that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is just a short-sighted idiot is really fucking annoying, but I guess it's not actually doing any harm".

Anyway that was before we asked tumblr at large to decide between "guy aiding a genocide but making progress elsewhere" and "guy who would actively and enthusiastically participate in a genocide and would also make everything else much, much worse for everyone elsewhere" and the response was that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and that anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is a short-sighted idiot.

[keferon]

Don’t mind me I just like to see him go bananas about cartoonish Autobot rules

Maaan…..if Prowl was in tfp he would spontaneously combust at least once a day

[chungledown-bimothy]

I cannot overstate how much I love Tom Lehrer's story. It sounds so fake but is entirely real.

He's a goddamn genius- he started studying mathematics at Harvard when he was 15 and graduated magna cum laude. He worked at Los Alamos for a few years before being drafted and working for the NSA, where he claims to have invented jello shots to get around alcohol bans.

He then went back to Harvard for a couple years before starting to teach political science at MIT.

Through all of that, he was writing and performing both some of the funniest shit you'll ever hear (Poisoning Pigeons in the Park, Masochism Tango) and absolutely scathing political satire (Who's Next, Wernher von Braun, Send the Marines). Until the mid/late 60s counterculture gained momentum. He didn't like their aesthetic, so he stopped making music.

Shortly after, he moved to California and started teaching math and musical theater history at UC Santa Cruz for the next 30 years.

I don't know if non-Californians understand just how goddamn funny that is. It's where stoners and math (and now computer science) kids who couldn't get into Berkeley go. Leaving Harvard/MIT for UCSC is peak academic phoning it in. And by all accounts he had a blast.

Plus the whole putting all of his music in the public domain thing. That fucked.

[miseria-fortes-viros]

guess who

[magicomens]

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I could say that realizing every artist's dream of completing a project like this wasn't easy, and while it's true, I must thank you all once again for encouraging me with your sweet comments and messages. It's thanks to you that a one-part punchline became a full 202 pages (!!!) story.

Now that it's over and if you still aren't tired of my shenanigans, you can follow my main blog (and see my yearly Snowlin Halloween illustration soon!).

As for the Magic Omens AU, please give me a moment to catch my breath and I'll start preparing the digital release (with bonus drawings) that will be downloadable from kofi!

To the Merlin fans who are keeping the fandom alive, to the Good Omens fans (I'm sure the 90 minutes finale will be great, even if we won't get a full season! stay hopeful!!) and to the fans of both shows for constantly enabling my silly idea,

thank you! <3

[hinamie]

mwah

[armiggy]

“hng..! fuck! t-too big, man!” i curse loudly as my roommate starts to pound at my previously virgin asshole, he had me pinned down to the shared couch of our apartment as my legs were slung onto his shoulder, his heavy body weight pressing against me. i cried out, tears slipping out as he uses me. “take it.” he grunts as he fucks his cock into me at a rapid pace.

he came home drunk, and horny. i was the first he saw, his cock already hard when he went in the apartment. i tried to tell him to stop, that i wasn’t interested, yet he slid his tongue in my mouth and i couldn’t exactly fight against him with his large and intimidating figure.

“s-shit, calm down i’m— too much!” i sobbed as i hear the slaps of our skin obscenely, it all felt too much as the loud squelch of his dick ramming my hole resonated through our apartment.

he was grunting and whimpering, head nuzzled into my neck as he inhaled my scent, nosing, kissing, and biting as he left marks on my body.

“you like bein’ fucked like a real man, pretty boy? you like takin’ it up the ass?” he whispers in my ear, his hands going up to my chest as he rubs my nipple — pinching and twisting at the sensitive bud.

“n-no!” i squeal, my body betraying my words as my back arched, cock hard as he rams into me repeatedly, hand reaching between our bodies and stroking my little t dick.

“fuck, fuck, fuck—“ he uttered, i could feel him kissing and biting my neck, leaving dark purple marks all over me. my mind goes blank as my eyes rolled to the back of my head, going dumb as i squealed, clenching around him.

[aqueductaquarii]

egghead law...on one hand i think he would choose battle-ready clothing but also end up pressing the hawaiian shirt button at the last second. on the other hand i think he would wear a shaka-esque coat...

[mobius-m-mobius]

#he's actually a comedian

HUGH JACKMAN as LOGAN HOWLETT // WOLVERINE

[wanderer-clarisse]

early morning sunlight at Bag End

[deepcoraldragon]

List of ccs publicly supporting Tommy & Tubbo

(or who just spoke out against Dream in general. or both.) as of jan 13

I haven’t seen a list on here yet so here goes (I def forgot some people, and I’m missing a few screenshots but this took foreverrr)

Content creators explicitly siding with clingyduo

Jack

AverageHarry

Ranboo

Phil

Sneegsnag

MaxGGs (could not pick a favorite tweet)

Aimsey

Kwite

SophieTexas

ConnorEatsPants

Krinios

a6d

Bitzel (not that we’re surprised)

Ludwig apparently

RosannaPansino

KyleEff

Dean Withers, coming out of left field

Molly (melinks)

Its_blarg

Mysticat

ItsZoil I think

Michael McChill

Content creators who didn’t say anything explicitly but we can read between the lines

HannahRose

Quackity (idgaf undefeated champion)

Shelby Shubble (see Phil)

Vikkstar

People who aren’t ccs but still get an honorable mention

Sarah Simons (Tommy’s mom)

Rue (Tommy’s old roommate)

Ady Manifold

Andi (Punz's ex) (I had to cut the post, sorry)

And that's everyone I can think of rn! Please add on if I forgot someone, if new people speak out, or if you have more screenshots to share!

Edit: here's the updated version from jan 20th, and the summary list

[orbbo]

I get it man, bureaucracy is just like that.

[courfee]

17 December 1975 / 15 May 1976

[daisybell-on-a-carousel]

Being someone who read Under The Red Hood and came out with the firm belief that, for Jason, it's not about killing Joker, it's about Jason wanting proof Batman would choose him over the Joker (bc shelia chose the joker). Makes seeing any other media where it's all about just wanting the Joker dead is a teeny bit frustrating. to be honest

Jason could've killed the Joker himself, really, really easily. Jason kidnaps the Joker before the confrontation. I can't open my comic for a reference right now, but it felt like he had the Joker for quite a bit before the confrontation. He had him. He beat him up with a crowbar. He had every single opportunity to kill the Joker himself, but he didn't because that wasn't his goal. Make no mistake, he did plan for the Joker to be dead by the end of it, but do you see what im trying to say here

Edit: If I knew this post was gonna get 1000+ notes I would've tried to word it better or something, this was a rant I made on the way to the grocery store 😭

It's not about making Batman kill either. When Batman says he won't kill, Jason adjusts and goes, 'Let ME kill the Joker or kill me to stop me' instead. The test is all about Batman choosing him. The whole final confrontation is Jason's first death again. The parent, The Joker, and the explosives. It even ends with Jason unable to move as a bomb goes off right next to him again because the parent didn't choose Jason. And instead tried finding an option that'd benefit them and (consequencely) letting the Joker walk, again, lol, lmao <-in agony