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see you in hell, baby
jason todd x fem!reader
Dick naively expects Jason to help him stay in your good graces as the MVP brother-in-law
-> 1.4k words
-> fluff, poor attempt at humor
-> warnings: none, the dynamic duo being dorks together perhaps?
please, reblog if you like or the author will cry
There's nothing better than to enjoy the vast collection of classics at the Wayne Manor library on a rare peaceful Sunday afternoon.
Or is it?
âJaybird, hey!â Dick greets his younger brother, a little more excited than usual, as he saunters into the library. âHave you.. uhh, is my BFF around?âÂ
Heâs scanning around the place like you could emerge from behind the couches or bookshelves at any given moment. Judging by his tone, Jason can already tell Dick wants something, choosing to ignore him, too immersed in his current book.Â
Dick looks left and right to the hallway before closing the doors, and joining Jason on the leather couch. The latter finally acknowledged his older brother to get this over with, so he can leave and Jason can read in peace.Â
âShe went to the bathroom.. why?â Jason says, narrowing his eyes inquisitively at Dickâs fidgeting. A fake smile plastered on his face, sweat bidding on the temple. Heâs obviously worried about something. âYouâre being weirder than usual.. Got your pants stuffed with itching powder again?â
His lips twitch upwards a little at the memory.Â
âNo, Iâ please, donât ever remind me of that day.â Dick winces, rubbing on his thigh to soothe an imaginary itch. Steph really goes all in on April Foolâs Day.
He clears his throat. âSo, uh.. maybe, just maybe⊠I mightâve accidentally scratched that Beatles record sis-in-law lent to me last week.â
Jason exhales, contemplating whether he should ease Dickâs mind or not. While you were very careful and protective of your vinyl record collection, depending on which one that got damaged â and the extent of it â you might get a little upset, but let it go without much trouble.Â
Not before an hour lecture to the culprit about taking better care of other peopleâs stuff, of course.Â
âAs long as itâs not Sergeant Pepperâs, youâll be fine.â Jason shrugs, then chuckles to himself a little as he opens his book again. âPerhaps a kick or two to your shins.â
The silence that follows is pregnant with guilt. Jason can almost smell it in the air at the way his brother blanches next to him.Â
âFuck. Donât tell meââ
âIt was an accident!â
âDick, you insane?! It was a gift from her grandmother!â Jason chastises, smacking the book shut with a hard thud. âYou damaged an original copy from the seventies, you fucking idiot!â
Dick slides down on the couch, a pout taking over his lips. âI know!âÂ
âCanât believe she let you borrow it.â Jason huffs, crossing his arms while shaking his head indignantly.
Dick has his hands on his head, about ready to rip his hair out.
âI know! What do I do now??â
âWell⊠for starters,â Jason begins dead serious, leaning towards Dick, who straightens his posture, desperate to hear a solution, âwhen was the last time you updated your last will and testament?â
âShit.â Dick falls into the cushions, a desolated sigh leaving the depths of his soul. âNot helping, man.â
âMaybe Bruce can recycle my gravestone,â Jason continues, tapping his chin in fake thought, âwhat about an epitaph? Sure youâve got some ideas.â
As always, any comment remotely related to his death has all the bats squirming or tensing like theyâve been poked by Catwomanâs sharp claws â which most of them have, in fact. They tend to feel uneasy whenever Jason makes his grim jokes.Â
And perhaps thatâs exactly why he does it.Â
âPlease, donât talk like that,â Dick says softly, furrowing his eyebrows. Then, he changes his demeanor completely. âAnd yes, I do. Here lies Gothamâs hottest piece of ass. S.I.P.â
Jason gives him an unimpressed look, lifting his eyebrow. âS.I.P?â
His brother smiles as if he was dying to be asked that. âSashay in peace.â
âHope you make a safe passage, disco queen.â Jason deadpans. âMake sure to head straight to heaven, though. Donât wanna put up with your glittery ass in hell, too.âÂ
Dick seems to suddenly remember why he was there in the first place. He grabs his younger brother by the shoulders, and shakes. âThis is serious, Jaybird! What now? Iâll lose my âfavorite brother-in-lawâ privileges!â
Jason kisses his teeth in annoyance, immediately releasing himself from Dickâs grasp, and pushing on his chest with zero delicacy. âYou never had those.âÂ
Anyone other than Dick â and Bruce â wouldâve splattered themselves on the cushions at being on the receiving end of Jasonâs hard shove, but his older brother only tilts back, and recovers his posture like a roly-poly toy, in an impressive display of sheer core strength.
âYes, I did. I do. Remember her last seminar? She only had one other seat aside from yours, and she chose to invite me.â He points at himself, sounding smug. âAnd what about the wine she got me from her trip to France? Or the tequila from Mexico, huh?â
âThe others arenât old enough to drink.â Jason points out, groaning as he massages his temples. This conversation is getting tiresome. Baby, where are you? He thinks in exasperation. Dealing with his family outside patrol is easier when youâre right next to him.
Dick freezes, his index finger lifted in the air.Â
He lowers it, closing his mouth.Â
Then, he raises it again, attempting to hide his wounded pride.Â
âThatâs not the point! The point isââ
âYeah, yeah. I get it.â Jason cuts him off, waving impatiently before he adds dryly, âtoo late for that, though. Replacement joined her Public Health research group last month. Sheâs invited him to dinner at our place twice now, unfortunately.â Â
Thereâs a shocked gasp.Â
âNot to mention the little demon asking her for help with his school projects, even though everyone knows heâs damn well capable of handling himself.â
An even bigger gasp leaves Dickâs lips, this time followed by a dramatic hand to his chest.
Jason rolls his eyes. âWill you fucking stop?â
âI need to amp up my game. Urgently.â
âGood luck with that. Not sure you canââ
Jasonâs interrupted by the sound of the doors opening. The scowl on his face immediately dissolves into a relieved look at your return. Meanwhile, his brother appears as if heâs staring at a ghost.
You smile, tipping your head up. âHey, Dick! Whatâs up?â
âHeeey, bestie!â He shoots up from the couch, sounding extremely unnatural as he glances at the watch on his wrist. âIâum.. Damn! I gotta pick up Babs at her friendâs house now. See you guys later!â
With a quick kiss to your cheek, he breezes past you and out the doors like heâs suddenly been possessed by Wally West.
âWhat was that?â You turn from the door to your boyfriend, giving him a puzzled look.
Jason contemplates for a brief moment whether he should tell the truth or not. More out of concern over you, as heâd hate to upset you, than over Dickâs sake obviously. But if you found out later that he knew about this fuckup, heâd join his brotherâs body in the graveyard. And Jason is very much enjoying his second chance at life right now.
âDick ruined your Sergeant Pepperâs record.â Just as predicted, he doesnât feel the slightest bit of remorse for snitching on his older brother. Jason wishes heâd broken the news in a better way, but he let his eagerness for throwing Dick under the bus override his judgment.
Much to his surprise, you donât show any expressive reaction aside from the slight purse of your lips.Â
âYouâre talking about the scratch?â You ask simply, joining him on the burgundy couch as he opens an arm to envelop you in a half embrace.
He tilts his head to rest against yours. âYouâve seen it already?â
âIt was there before he got it. Probably happened during my last move out.â
âOh. Oh.âÂ
âPoor Dick. I told him my grandma loved that record⊠He must be feeling like trash.â A sigh escapes your lips as you lean against Jasonâs chest. âYou should probably tell him when he comes back.â
âBaby, Iâm not telling anything.â Jason laughs wickedly, taking your hand in his large one and bringing it up to his lips. The tender kiss offers a stark contrast against the disapproval in his tone. âServes him right for not being watchful enough.â
âYouâre so evil, Jace.â You tilt your head up, so he can see the playful glint in your eyes. âThereâs no place for you in heaven, you know that, right?âÂ
Jason eyes you in disbelief. âAre you planning on telling him?âÂ
The pressing of your lips together is already enough to answer him â a futile attempt to conceal a mischievous smile.Â
âThatâs what I thought.â He pulls you to sit sideways on his thighs, arms tightening around your waist as he leans in to kiss your neck. Lips lingering there as his voice lowers in a way that makes you shiver when he says, âguess weâll both be sharing Satan's throne as you sit on my lap in hell, baby.âÂ
A/N: I wanna be Jason's boo, and Dick's bestie so bad y'all!!
Remember to reblog, and let me know your thoughts if you liked. It helps me stay motivated to post on here <33
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#jason todd fanfic#jason todd x reader#jason todd fluff#jason todd x you#jason todd imagine#red hood imagine#dc fanfic#jason todd x y/n#dc imagine#red hood fanfiction#jason todd loves his gf#red hood x reader#dc x reader#dc x you#dc fanfiction
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Tim: *explaining his woes about a problem that isnât actually all that bad, basically just being a teenager(?)* -and I just donât know what to do DadâŠ
Bruce: *didnât have a lot of normal childhood experiences but still trying to connect to his child* Well⊠I had a similar dilemma when I was your age. Around this time I was kidnapped by a cult that worshipped this one demon, I canât tell you the name or else heâll know Iâm still alive, but I found myself⊠why are you looking at me like that?
Tim: *squinting at Bruce and trying to figure out if heâs joking* Um, no, continueâŠ
Bruce: *trying to figure out if heâs fucking up* Okay⊠I made the realization that only I could decide what was right for me. As I was strapped down at the altarpiece, about to be sacrificed by their priest, I- okay youâre looking at me like Iâm insane.
Tim: *jaw dropped open, staring at Bruce in disbelief* You hear what youâre saying, donât you? This is insane!
Bruce: *hurt* Tim, I understand that Iâm not as emotionally available to you and your brothers as I want, but I am truly trying to help.
Tim: No B, I love that youâre trying to connect to me in your own⊠special Bruce way, but I am genuinely getting more concerned every word you say.
Bruce: *beyond confused, his only childhood friends being turned into villains and Oliver Queen (which are not great points of reference)* Why?
#batman#dc universe#dcu#bruce wayne#batfam#bruce wayne is a good parent#good dad bruce wayne#tim drake#red robin#Bruce has so much trauma#he doesnât even realize itâs trauma#poor baby
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So. Sonic 3. That was. certainly. hoo boy *collapses to the sound of a metal pipe falling*
Spoilers and thoughts under cut (LONG POST)
Well, my pre-movie post was SO WRONG. I think most stobotnik fans were, thinking that Stone would be the one dying. I- truly wasnât expecting it.
Iâll get back to that in a second, let me get all of my silly things out of the way/the things i was hype about/had to crush my partner and friendâs hands about while witnessing.
The antics between Gerald and Ivo were expected but oh my GOD JIM CARREY. you are a national treasure, have fun in retirement. we will miss you greatly, but this being your final movie (probably) is a great thing to culminate your absolutely stunning career.
Anyway, their dance sequence was fucking insane, and as much as I was cringing, I was grinning through it too. The fight on the Eclipse cannon was also questionable BUT HOLY FUCK NOW I GET THE PRAYING MANTIS/FLY REFERENCE. (Thank god it wasnât directly about stone and robotnik but iâm already cooking how i can connect them). Spanking? Also in my Sonic movie. But yeah.
Gerald and Ivo could never be more alike in intellect, but different in morals. Evident through Geraldâs fixation on avenging his daughter with no remorse or thought for whoever will get in the way, throwing away Ivo and the whole of the world as a result). Heâs willing to kill himself, but as Shadow says and believes, that isnât what Maria would have wanted.
I used to not like the Wachowskis. I was already a little unsettled when the first movie released by the fact that characters unrelated to previous Sonic media were being utilized as major plot elements, but during the second and third movies, I began to absolutely love them.
This third movie cemented that love. The father-son relationship between Tom and Sonic specifically. My heart was aching in the first scene at their little campsite, Happy BEarthday, and their heart-to-heart in Sonicâs old cave, talking about Choice (an analysis incoming) and that you always have a choice, and that your lungs (heart) will help you find the right one.
I think this movie mightâve done. One of the best jobs of displaying found family. The sibling relationship between Tails, Knuckles, and Sonic was the most heartrendingly beautiful and achingly real thing Iâve seen in a while. And it really hits you, the fact that theyâre kids.
And the amount of silly little jokes, Tails having his gadgetry and Knuckles with his blunt personality, Sonic tying them all together with his wit and charm, it all became slightly surreal to see. To see something so happy, so delicately real.
Oh my god, on the trio, Knuckles saving both Sonic and Tails from falling to Earth. I was gasping that whole time, truly being sent into the moment. Movies and media rarely do that to me in the emotional sense.
AND AS FOR SHADOW AND MARIA
Holy fuck at least I was right about that part in my pre-movie wishes. I thought it was interesting how they adapted it, and it definitely made for it to be slightly more believable and less complicated.
But oh my gosh them. Skating around the lab, messing around together, introducing Shadow to that great 70s music and dancing, watching movies together and just being kids!! And donât even get me started on the rooftop scene. Shadow was so vulnerable and self-conscious, and Maria comforted him in a way that touched me. Understands him in a way that no one else ever has, as everyone else only saw him as the experiment and the subject, while she saw him as his own person, with thoughts and emotions and curiosities.
It paralleled Sonic and Tom in the cinematography too, and the sentiment was all the same. That Shadow can choose who he wants to be. (I Am All I Am and Choice. Trust, itâs coming soon)
Maria and Shadow made me unbearably happy. It was all I couldâve ever asked for and more.
Shadow and Sonic were an absolutely crazy duo this show. Dude, in their fight versus each other? Both going Super and absolutely going at it, and Shadow having the absolute gall to accuse Sonic of not caring about his friends, that he was clearly here alone because he abandoned them, and mention Tom, which caused Sonic to go completely over the edge, and actually punch him straight into space and lose his Super.
Sonic and Shadow reconciling over their shared feeling of grief, Sonic sharing his pain, emphasizing the love that will be able to help them heal, Shadow reciprocating, and then Shadow remembering Maria after looking up at the stars, realizing, from Sonicâs words, that this truly wasnât what Maria wanted, just that whole moon scene between them is living in my head rent free and I need to see it over and over again.
HOLYYY SHIT THEY PLAYED LIVE AND LEARN WHEN SUPER SONIC AND SUPER SHADOW TEAMED UP AND BEAT THE EVER LIVING FUCK OUT OF THOSE ROBOTS. Me and my friends were going so fucking insane in that theater.
Shadow remembering Maria (possibly for the last time) as he sacrifices himself to push the Eclipse cannon away from the place that Maria loved. Remembering all of the good moments, the love between them, that is all he wanted if he was going to leave the world for good. (Well, I mean, heâs still alive, but the amnesia route is still optional)
Sonic actually going slightly insane this movie was also very interesting to watch. His absolute- like, his vision went RED when Shadow mentioned Tom. That was what set him OFFFF. His abuse of the Master Emerald and even threatening his own best friends/siblings over thisâ god the emphasis of choice in this film I want to sob.
Also, yall already KNOW I WAS BALLING ABOUT THE AKIRA SLIDE, SNAPCUBE REFERENCES, AND EVERY TIME SHADOW BREATHED OR MOVED. Literally could not contain myself from absolutely sob-cry-screaming at Shadow and (Keanu did a great job btw) his entire story, his joy with Maria and his pain all after. (His Super form looked fuck beautiful, a new colorful hue every time I saw it)
All in all, Robotniks were hilarious, Maria and Shadow were beautifully tragic and just generally so so SO adorable and loving. Iâm so glad that Tails and Knuckles got more serious appreciation and screen time this movie as well, because as much as Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles were sidelined in this movie (to put forth Robotniks and Shadow, understandably so), it still felt more fulfilling and real than in the second movie. Super forms continue to be beautiful onscreen, I would like to collapse and die from hearing ONE OK ROCK and Live and Learn.
AHEM. Now, clearly, I will be making a separate post solely about Stobotnik. Along with the multiple Stone-centric fics burning a hole in my brain and the choice and grief analyses awaiting my attention. Bear with me as I have SO MANY THOUGHTS.
We won. . . but at what cost.
My friends, my partner, you already know. We died and were promptly revived together in that theater.
#sonic 3 movie#sonic 3#sonic 3 spoilers#sonic 3 movie spoilers#oh dear lord this movie killed me#welp time to fly on a plane tomorrow#stobotnik#sonic movie universe#sonic the hedgehog#tails the fox#knuckles the echidna#maria robotnik#ivo robotnik#doctor robotnik#agent stone#stone my dear#you are the center of the next few fics#i will never get over your pain#shadow the hedgehog#you either my favorite little guy#your gay little highlights will forever be iconic
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you're so right fr. there are so many incredibly written female characters in d2 but there's a mere insignificant pittance of fanworks around them. as a day 1 failsafe lover it drives me nuts how little people seem to care about her. like. maybe bungie was right the fanbase doesn't even see her. and Ada? Ana bray? Elsie? even Eris or ikora? they may as well not exist for how the fandom treats them. but crow is a twink (twunk?) so yknow
A Failsafe stan omg...I'm so sorry my liege you're in the fucking trenches and have my deepest sympathy. I remember when Echoes came out people were like 'eugh Failsafe's humour didn't age well' and I was like...buddy. Failsafe is fucking hilarious. The fact that people were complaining about her humour as if Cayde wasn't the personification of annoying 2014 funnyman is fucking insane to me. I'm convinced that the only reason why Cayde's humour isn't cringe to them while Failsafe and Nimbus's jokes are is bc Cayde is perceived as a cis straight man to the gamerbros (even if there's not a snowflake's chance in hell he is, and robots are inherently trans) while they aren't. And the other girls? Whatever. Practically don't exist as far as fandom is concerned. Again, the fact that Revenant has Eramis as one of the main players in the plot- a nuanced, morally grey old grouch- and yet there is almost NO fan content on her ain't just because Bungie's quality has been piledrived into the ground. It's because she's a woman and a lesbian and thus everything that SHE does is awful and annoying and irrational and hypocritical, when you KNOW that if she were a man, nobody would give a fuck. It would all be 'oooh babygirl I love his dramatic ass' and shit with people crying over how tragic 'he' is and whatnot. But bc Eramis isn't some conventionally attractive twink, it's just radio silence out here. Meanwhile Crow is just a member of the supporting cast, and yet almost all the fanart and fanworks seem to feature him. It's a goddamn travesty, and I'm saying that as someone who likes Crow!
You're wrong on one account tho, and it's that Eris DOES exist to the fandom- but only if it's in ship content with Drifter. Nothing else. Though half the time she's not even acting like Eris bc a lot of shippers seem to think that they're 'fixing' each other instead of bonding over ways to do batshit insane bs in their free time. All her other significant relationships? Out the window. Gotta pare them down to an enemies to lovers trope where slurs are seen as cute. Which is insane to me bc like...the thing that makes Drifter and her relationship great is the fact that they're both freaks, and yet many people seem to want them to fit the parameters of a normal relationship. Like my sister in the light those are two new guys at this point
#i personally dont care for the brays but thats bc they just bore me#minus rasputin and felwinter. but thats bc theyre ais#but like thats entirely bc of clovis proximity poisoning i think. their storylines are fun and then He shows up#anon#reply#eris/ikora oughhh....#save me eris/ikora#also on the topic of ikora: i rlly want more of her and osiris and her and misraaks and the nothing makes me sad#like pls theyre so interesting#i want a whole ikora arc stat
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i hate it.
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earlier today i went through old videos of me as a child with my dad. staring at it i couldnât help but wonder if any of them like how i am now. if any of them expected me to turn out so horrible. i was so happy. i didnât care. i liked living, i felt nice, i had no issues because i didnât remember them. the giggles and cheers and broken words from me were so unfamiliar.
he turned to me and just said âit was like a switch flipped when you turned 6 and you cut yourself off from the worldâ
fuck
why canât i just disappear? why is this so fucking hard? it hurts. it hurts so badly.
everyday i wake up i feel like a husk. im a walking corpse, i go through the motions of living.
i mimic what i see, i act how i want to be, i hide how rotten i am. iâm disgusting. iâm a disgusting roach and a parasite in peopleâs lives.
a piece of trash.
i hate looking at myself. my personality, my looks, the way i speak, all of it is so off-putting. i know it is.
the way people stare when i talk and lean in to hear, the way they giggle when i say something stupid. understanding people is so complicated i hate it. i want to pick apart my brain and find where i went wrong. i try to articulate myself differently but i canât seem to figure it out.
i wish everyone would leave me, iâve deluded them into thinking that iâm worth staying for, why canât you see how terrible i am? why canât you hate me? i hate this feeling. i want to cry but i canât anymore.
i miss being happy but iâve been absent from life for so long
i hate that people think anything good about me, iâm a liar and a deceiver. stop wasting energy on me and find better people, stop it just stop. you can see how much of a self loathing person i am so just let me be. itâs obvious i canât get better, find better people. donât settle for me.
please just kill me already
when i die, i want it to be a spectacle. i want people to laugh and cheer and smile fondly at it.
how terrible
i sound fucking insane iâm so stupid hah
whenever i grab the letters, the ones they didnât find and read over them i canât help but feel a pit. paragraphs of plans, letters, guides of what to do after iâm gone. they never found the most recent one, they found the ones with half-hearted words and comfort. not the ones with messy words.
oh how i wish to not have the want, the worry of being seen in a vulnerable sight
i want warmth but iâve been so cold for years
what a fucking joke.
im in hell, this is hell. am i even here? what the fuck is going on??? why did this have to happen to me? why am i so fucked up? why do i cause so many issues and spread pain?
please leave me.
well whatever
iâll shut up now, i need to. iâm just going to say everythingâs fine now.
iâm better than ever
iâm happy so people can stop worrying about me, okay? im not doing anything and im not going anywhere. this is just a phase of my life.
iâve gotten better.
#âïżœïżœâËâč âĄ#tw#jiraiblr#jiraiblogging#landmineposting#fuck my life lmao#vent#ghostyâs vents#tw sui ideation#i hate this#cvtblr#long ass post#tw self destructive behavior#shedblr
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come angels of the lord
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unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe / blonde.
+ zoomed in versions :))
#youll NEVER guess who watched wicked#and its all your problem now bc i went feral fucking insane for this movie#ive been obsessed with wicked since i was 12#ANYWAY IM BACK DID YOU MISS ME#ILL POST DRAG RACE ART ONE DAY.. MAYBE..#(a joke i definitely will)#wicked#wicked movie#wicked 2024#ariana grande#cynthia erivo#galinda upland#glinda the good witch#glinda upland#elphaba thropp#wicked elphaba#wicked glinda#gelphie#glinda x elphaba#galinda x elphaba#wicked galinda#fanart#wicked fanart#my art
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HOLY SHIT I FOUND YOU!! I SAW YOUR FNAF ART LIKE A YEAR AGO ON PINTREST AND I WAS LIKE DAMN THATS PRETTY FUCKING AWSOME BUT FOR THE LIFE OF ME I COULDN'T FIND THE ARTIST BUT I JUST DID, ITS YOU!!
I have no idea which art of mine you found from pinterest but based on what you're implying I lowkey think it's this screenshot redraw I made for the FNAF movie lmao (which I hope I'm right)
Unfortunately you won't get much FNAF art from me nowadays anon, ever since Ruin disappointed me immensely I've just lost most of the hope I've been clinging onto for the franchise, now I'm just here... reminiscing, watching from the sidelines, and making a once-in-a-blue-moon art for it if I'm feeling extra
#thanks for the ask!#Ziku's insane rambles#fnaf#fnaf art#freddy fazbear#bonnie the bunny#chica the chicken#Just to be clear#I don't HATE FNAF#I'm just tired of seeing the one character I love get dragged to the mud multiple times#I'm being nihilistic but when I say there's no place for Chica fans in the fnaf fandom#there really isn't one I'm afraid#Scott had the opportunity to do SOMETHING WORTHWHILE with Glamrock Chica#instead we got fucking Roxanne Wolf because oooo the fandom likes the furry bait ig#not that I hate Roxanne Wolf either but how tf are you prioritizing this one-time character over the ONE WHO HAS CONTINUOUSLY EXISTED#AND WILL CONTINUE TO EXIST; WITHOUT PURPOSE MIND YOU; BECAUSE YOU KEEP FUMBLING#I guess what I'm saying is.... fnaf can be so alienating and lonely if the character you like isn't the furry thirst traps#because Scott hates Chica and doing anything remotely important with her; she's just a joke character in his eyes#sigh... now I'm sad because I'm remembering what made me drift away from this franchise
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Dedede at the end of revenge of the king
Day 4 of drawing random kirby shitpost for every day of October
#kirby#kots#kirby of the stars#kirby fanart#hoshi no kirby#king dedede#waddle dee#not my proudest work but also one of my proudest works somehow#i just has the vision and dedede truly is gru#and the adopted children is just Kirby idk#and instead of stealing the moon he's just stealing all the food#that cute agent from the second one is just meta knight#i started thinking about it as a joke it's almost scary how accurate it is#going back to filling up character blanks in star allies#I like to think everyone was horrified when they start realizing Kirby is a void#and dedede is the only one who's relieved#like holy fuck thank god that baby is actually an ancient god o just thought i SUCKED#I'm actually really fucking great you mean to tell me i went one on one with GOD?! that's nuts#before that Dedede just kept losing to a random child who happens to be weirdly strong#he was probably going insane#the void revelation gave Kirby existencial crisis but it gave dedede some peace of mind#out of topic but i need another dedede tour#if we get another meta knightmare before we get another dedede tour i think I'll go insane#forgotten land was the perfect opportunity for another one but hal is a COWARD#I'm also waiting for a waddle parade with bandana
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if aradia's death was just in-character for a long roleplay, what's the deal with tavros and terezi's disabilities? did vriska have anything to do with them?
She Did Do Those Things. vriska no!!!!!!
#im insane that vriska is a roleplayer#its so funny to me i love roleplaying jokes#for those not in the know: 'i was just acting in character' is a common phrase used by people Behaving Badly#vriskas like OOOOOOHHH you want me to break the carefully crafted and lovingly acted personality of marquise spinneret mindfang? you monste#listen!!! im playing as my spidersona!!!!! its what she would do shes a spider you want me to not act like a spider???#vriska. you threw the boy off a cliff screaming and cackling to yourself FLY PUPA FLY#thats not '''''''in character''''' marquise spinneret wouldnt have fucking done that you bitch!!! you just got bored and started#causing problems!!!!#her glasses details had to be shifted around because vriska saying to terezi 'its harder for me. i lost 7 eyes you only lost 2' is so fucki#oh my god vriska no. NO. VRISKA#but yeah she did still do those things. i wasnt sure how to handle this but i decided to go this way. a vriska is a vriska#vriska#homestuck#bugstuck#vriska serket#One time I got a death threat in the middle of an in-person roleplaying game. That underclassman just looked at me with hatred in their eye#a panic attack#then later after THAT they began openly weeping.
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you can always tell when someone doesn't have maga men in their life and god it makes me angry.. "if you're nice and compassionate you can be the one woman that makes them realize women aren't mean!" my mom bent over backwards for my dad for 25 fucking years he has plenty of other women kissing his ass and it never changed anything. do you really think that before being radicalized they never knew a single kind woman? they were never friends with a nice girl? alt-right men's problem with women isn't just that they've experienced too many mean women and they need to be shown that women can be nice, it's that they think women are inferior and don't deserve rights and don't understand anything so you can do what you want with them. and it takes a lot more than being nice to show someone that you aren't inferior. this isn't a case of being nice even when it's hard for the sake of deradicalization, it's about spending every fucking interaction with someone trying to get them to see you as a human being with value and a functioning intellect while they just laugh and show you that's never going to happen.
i cannot stress this enough: random women are not just going out and Being Mean to men. ur average guy interacts with plenty of women throughout his life- close women amongst their friends and family, casual interactions etc. most people don't start out being shunned by women, they start out being treated as NORMAL. & when they show their disrespect in normal society, it isn't tolerated, but when they go to alt-right spaces (which they're pushed towards online) they're told they're allowed to be as horrible as they want with no consequences because they're entitled to everything. it isn't "women aren't welcoming and the alt-right is so friendly so i'll become alt-right," it's "women don't let me disrespect them and the alt-right tells me fuck them, do whatever you want, you're entitled to it all" and why would you choose the group where you have to be a normal accountable person when there's a group that will reward you for being a shithead who gives no fucks?
the alt-right can afford to be more friendly and welcoming because they can allow bigotry. this can't work the same way for progressive spaces because we can be as kind & welcoming as possible but at the end of the day we have lines where we have to say "this behavior/speech isn't allowed in this space," and for certain people, that just can't win against a space where you can be as nasty as you want. these posts always end with a disclaimer saying "of course being kind doesnt mean you need to tolerate their bigotries" but what they don't realize and what drives me crazy is that women not tolerating bigotry IS the "women are mean" that radicalized them in the first place. they perceive you pushing back on any bigotry or bullshit as you being a meanie and treating them like they're ontologically evil. the 'kindness' they need to be deradicalized is you letting them walk all over you.
idk what the answer is to deradicalizing them and im sure relationships are part of it but you can be as kind as you want and all it will do is destroy you ime. i cant stand to see people (who have never even successfully deradicalized any man by being nice btw they always speak in hypotheticals and not from experience) double down on telling women to do things that will see no results and only hurt them, especially when any woman who has tried can tell you exactly how it went
#being as nasty as possible & shitting on everyone while giving no fucks makes you popular in certain spaces. that's tempting no matter what#to immature ppl. part of growing up is learning that you cant do that and real relationships need you to not do that#but that sucks. you could just ignore it and join the alt-right to be a manchild forever#if ur an asshole who wld u wanna hang out with: ur wife who says please dont be an asshole to me or ur bros who say she's a hysterical bitc#& u did nothing wrong?#if u had a maga dad/brother/uncle & u heard the way they talk about women its never abt being mean lol#it's abt how women are hysterical & sensitive & get upset at everything they do#im so sorry but a normal guy (i know & am friends with many) doesnt simply become an MRA because his girl friends made 1 men suck joke#if a guy truly has no fulfilling friendships with women or girls to the point where some feminist group 'being too mean' can radicalize him#bc he doesnt have any kind women in his life to prove that wrong. he already had issues.#you reach a certain point in your friendship with these guys where youve been SO kind and so supportive and welcoming and played therapist#for ages and then they turn around and say 'im voting trump cuz i like his personality better lol i dont care about rights and that bs'#even if you can deradicalize someone by being kind thats years of insane unreciprocated energy for ONE guy#who will end up being the person who never posts abt feminism except to say i became alt right because women were mean so be nice girls!#nobody tells anyone else to accept full blown bigots in their spaces either much less BEFRIEND them#bc nobody is expected to do this kind of service except women. <3#eat ass.
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goodness gracious lola speedpaint !!!!!!!!!! in the real !!!!! ive been on a real kick drawing lately (or at least have been trying to) and ive gghuyuughgughtguthgutghtugdhudhgjdhgsjdf become really autismed about these messed up creatures from tee eff ayyyyyy animated đ„°đ„°đ„°đ„°đ„°đ„°im almost at season 2 gang im going to become even more grotesquely into these beasts very soon !!!!!! heart emoji !!!!!!
#i love fixating on one transformer and then every single human character !!!!!!!!! <3333333#the humans in tfa are genuinely so splendid and like full of personality and flavor you really dont get them like this anymore#i love how unique their bodies look and how they act like whats their whole gig !!!!!!!! whatre they doing !!!!!!#i need more cartoons to make their characters fucked up and insane again pleeeeezzzzz get yourself a british man wearing leggings.....#i promise it will sell so well...... <3333 i prommyyyyyyyy#my art#speedpaint#transformers#maccadam#transformers animated#tfa#angry archer#tfa angry archer#aaron a archer#not joking drawing these guys i feel like are really helping me draw more like. diverse character designs its so epic#I LOVE SHAPES I LOVE ANGLES I LOVE IT I LOVE DRAWING WEEEEEE !!!!!!
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âDo you think love can bloom even on the battlefield?â(Monaco 2010-2013)
#the caption is (mostly)a joke and i *do* think im being funny with it#but that quote just suddenly popped into my brain and I could not stop laughing#but honestly tho that is my motto for any f1 ship but particularly abt drivers on the podium being touchy#like 'yeah you just beat me but i can respect that and so im gonna hug you about it'#(yeah yeah ik them hugging probably isnt that deep but their affection to their competitors means to much to me emotionally <3)#i like that the red bull boys are always at the scene of the crime its like they started it in 2010 and then committed to it#im particularly insane about the sebson and martian ones but as always webbonso going above and beyond#nando really said fuck these weak mfs bro-hugging im gonna clutch mark like hes my lifeline even tho he just beat me#btw i did research into all of the past 24 monaco podiums for this but these had the most flavor and theyre all directly chronological#sorry ik the spain gp is practically upon us by now but im still in monaco hell#i gotta get all the monaco posts out of my system#monaco: all bangers all the time#also this was meant to just be a photo post but then i looked at the actual footage and it turned into a gifpost oops#sebastian vettel#mark webber#jenson button#nico rosberg#fernando alonso#martian#sebmark#sebson#webbonso#sico#f1#formula 1#monaco grand prix#monaco gp#we do a little bit of f1
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This is my formal plea to literally everyone that you STOP going out and buying tickets to Disney remakes and sequels. As someone who holds that studio very close to my heart for the magic they used to create, it genuinely blows my mind how they're still finding immense financial success with shitty reincarnations of their preexisting IP. Do people not understand? Hate alone will do nothing! The top people at Disney are suffocating their artists with corporate greed! The executives and the shareholders do not give a SHIT if people on letterboxd hate their movie. If it's making money in the box office, they will continue making garbage because it WORKS! Please get a fucking grip and support other animation studios or literally any new IP that Disney actually decides to take a chance on, because money speaks, and it's the only language these current money hungry cowards at Disney seem to understand! I know for a damn FACT Walt has been turning in his grave for the past ten to fifteen years and it makes the prior Disney obsessed child in me SICK!!!
#disney#moana 2#snow white remake#literally fuck this shit I hate this greedy ass company so damn much#firing their fucking 2d animation team bc they're unionized#hiring diverse cast just for the tokenization and then leaving them to deal with the backlash#leaving artistic decisions until the last fucking moment and changing things at the flip of a coin when shit gets rocky#i would actually rather pull out my own nail than watch the new snow white movie#I know it makes me sound insane#but there is something so innately evil about taking the most classic film in your company's history and bastardizing it#everything about it looks shit#the casting for the evil queen is awful the cgi looks shit the costuming is an eyesore the girlboss storyline is going to being grating#like genuinely I love the original snow white so deeply just as a work of art it is such a beautiful and important movie in cinema#and it's the last one I thought they would dare mess with and here we are#like just actually fuck them. luigi if you need another name...bob iger might be an option...#that is a joke please don't put me on a watchlist fbi#but seriously like go watch something else literally anything else#starve them of their precious profits until they make some good shit again#until they let creativity flourish like Walt once did#go watch the wild robot or something of that nature if u need a good animated film#disney is not the animation powerhouse anymore i fear
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Not to be slightly pretentious about my own art for a second but I'm up thinking about the repeated visual imagery I've developed in my wkm fanart
Specifically the twin stars as Celine and Damien post WKM, particularly in their relation to Wil. How it's about them haunting the narrative. How it's about them still being there in Dark and yet not being there at all. How it's about the ways Wil still sees them in everything. How he misses them and how he carries on with that weight, with their legacy (the same reason I often draw him with star motifs of his own. Always carrying them with him in his own little ways.)
#atlas.art#atlas speaks#i wonder sometimes how many people pick up on it bc everytime i think about this shit it drives me a little insane#they are everything to me do you get it#the fucking 'Woke Up New' Wil drawing still gets me despite all the ass jokes people made about it for this specific reason#it was the first and arguably most effective use of this symbol considering it set the standard for it's meaning#also yes the stars were also a part of the reason i drew the barbie outfit drawing lmao have fun never looking at that one the same again#also not included here but slightly relevant is the google drawing with the stars#considering the specific ideas i have about google's path towards humanity and its relationship to Dark and his humanity so#anyways I'm done being pretentious now probably i swear
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in my perfect world everyone makes so many lesbian muses the men then have to deal with the exact same behavior when every single post ever written isnât about dick.
#CLAWS RETRACTED.#[real talk: Iâm a lesbian transmasc little enby guy. but my gender? is lesbian. itâs how I explain it. my attraction to women is a part of#my innate gender. thatâs just how it is and the two things inform one another. heteronormativity is still so alive and now everyone can put#it under progressive little labels where the character is bisexual but everything thatâs focused on for miles is the hetcoded shit. itâs a#cool little thing people do now. it went from when I was a kid and âthereâs no such thing as bi youâre just confusedâ to âeveryone is bi#because it gives me points but I will never meaningfully observe the queer aspect of that identity and it can make me seem comfortable with#queer identitiesâ. itâs lip service so much of the time. and I never ever ever say youâre only valid if you write bi characters in a#queercoded relationship. bisexuality is forever valid always even if youâve NEVER been in a queer relationship. but this is writing and#real bisexual people (Iâm not even bi Iâm literally a lesbian) have experiences irl that make them feel shitty#when they see them boiled down to shallow. a lot in the same way I get upset when I see lesbian relationships brushed off or ignored in#spite of my own excitement toward the ship. MY POINT IS that lesbians are completely ignored by this point and I can say this both irl and#on here because when you live a life that excludes men from your romantic space youâre basically illegal. it drives me fucking insane. the#way anyone can make a fucking whitebread ass man on this site and their inbox will be exploding but you make a lesbian and you have to pad#quietly around because from jump youâre already worried about how people will perceive you and you KNOW they wonât be immediately welcoming.#this is an irl thing in such a big way and Iâm a NEW YORKER. but the fact that this exists in the rpc? truly I miss when we just wrote and#enjoyed things and this wasnât a cesspit of discourse instead of an actual creative community. like. I went to college to study boring#theses that couldnât keep my attention. I slogged through litcrit theory. do I love it? yes. but some of yall really just wanna be on#debatebro YouTube and not in the actual rpc. itâs wild. everyoneâs a philosopher but no one wants to meaningfully engage. and if they do#they want to in either bad faith or basically hardheaded ignorance about an issue. someoneâs 2 seconds from rping destiny.#swear to fucking god if I see one person make an asm.ngold joke I will cry.]
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