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The best part of reading fics is getting inside of Snape's head
#this mf had to be funny#severus snape#snape#snarry#the courtship of harry#snarry fanfic#snarry fic#snarry fic rec#severus snape fanfiction#severus snape fic
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The Dellamortes
#Rook being denied her stupid ass pointy Tevinter mage shoes made her almost leave him at the alter#something something rook you know nothing about fashion leave this to the antivans#but also she would’ve had 0 interest in planning it I know her ass showed up to her own wedding like a modern groom does#just shows up 0 input#the wedding portrait is FINALLYYYY here#when I tell u I redesigned rooks dress 1000 times#I was fighting with making it Tevinter styled because she’s a Mercar rook but then I was like no no she’s marrying into a crow family those#mf’s would GLUE feathers to her if they could#also do love the idea of them both being like do we have to wear white I don’t think anyone is thinkin the god killers r pure pious virgins#of course you have to wear white I SAID SO DAMNIT#dragon age veilguard#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age#rookanis#lucanis x rook#rook#lucanis dragon age#rook mercar#rook dragon age#I was tryna keep it ‘humble’ cause chantry but also the antivans….. do not do humble#also I wonder if Rook Mercar saw a woman leading the chant and was like w hat the fuck#cause imperial chantry#also the idea that illario was at the wedding??? I know my rook was PISSSED#also so funny to think lucanis was desperate to leave his own wedding because p arty ugh#I know this is so much yapping but I just have so many feelings about their wedding lol#Vivienne Rook Mercar#well Vivienne Rook DELLAMORTE NOW BOYS AM I RIGHT HAHAHA#I just know lucanis would’ve heard the chantry mother say ‘do you Vivienne take this man’ and he would’ve been like#who the fuck is Vivienne#my art
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characters in this show having emotional outbursts would be way more impactful if they weren't constantly crying and shitting and having breakdowns over every ant they see on the pavement every 12 seconds
#helluva boss critical#stolas crashing tf out might have been funny if he had remained calm collected and repressed up until that point#all these mfs do is cry over everything its hard to be like Woagh....when they start tearing up again#stolas this is the 3rd time you've shown Crying my gay little eyes out in class#this is why exercising restraint in writing is good. instead of 'what if i put in everything i thought would be cool or emo'#it diminishes ur other cools and emos
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#i have no context for this#i just thought big ass red text saying “OOMF” was funny asf#woy#meme tag#? idk#pbj#making this made me realize they had the original “the” in mf IMPACT FONT. hello
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crying and sobbing i was supposed to draw doodles of my ocs but instead all there is is Siffrin
they're so shaped i have to draw them
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100% :)
#isat#in stars and time#siffrin#my art#doodles#the brothers doodle was two sifs staring into the void and i just put them together#i realized afterwards it could be sif and loop after the shiny mf materializes again as another siffrin#they do not know how that happened or what that means#fun time for everyone involved#this screenshot is already two weeks old#i started a new playthrough because of course#and it is quite funny#on my first playthrough at 23 hours i had 23 loops in act 3#on my second one i had 145 loops at 19 hours in act 4#NOW at the end of act 4 i am going through the house one last time for fun i have 198 loops at 26 hours#the little mf knows that banana peel and dagger better than the back of his hand#my og playthrough ended at 89 loops#and even after i came back to act 4 to get everything i could at that point i got only to 130 loops#what i'm saying is that#my second playthrough siffrin the moment he learnt they're in a timeloop#decided to split his skull open on a rock over 100 times before they even reached act 3#god he needs help#someone take my siffrin away i am torturing them so much#anyway the reason i looped so much was mainly to talk to loop and get all the chats#also farm exp#getting to lvl 99 actually wasn't that bad#went quite quickly after 85#also why does mira need so much exp#just so we can suffer#anyway act 5 siffrin at 200 loops let's go
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I haven't seen enough people talking about the fact that Nine was completely willing to leave everything behind, just to go live with some guy he just met 😭
I LOVE SONIC AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY but if I'm not getting the timeline of Sonic Prime messed up, I'm pretty sure he only knew Sonic for like, a few days at max? Before the dude got sucked into the prism shard, and came back weeks later.
Apparently that was enough time for Nine to make up his mind on Sonic, because even if he was slowly warming up to him before Sonic left, he suddenly came back and Nine immediately went "let's build a new home together in the grim!!"
AGAIN, I'm not sure if I'm remembering stuff wrong so forgive me but 😭 As much as I understand Nine latching onto the first person that was genuinely kind to him, it was sorta funny how quickly it happened with Sonic to the point he wanted to include him in his new home. He even tried to make it more comfortable to Sonic by replicating elements from his old one.
Almost makes me wonder if Sonic would've stayed with Nine if he wasn't so sure that he could get everything back to normal :(
#q talks#sonic the hedgehog#sonic prime#sth#sonic#tails nine#miles tails prower#tails the fox#nine sonic prime#unbreakable bond#also another funny thing for me was that#nine just didn't care about the resistance#like even after sonic got involved he didn't give a FUCK#they could've just fought the council and died for all he cared#these people who he reasonably should've helped since y'know. the horrible conditions new yoke had#but NOOOO the mf wanted to do the found family trope with the blue gumball son of a bitch#/ref
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Loki got stabbed 3 times and this random human with moss for hair started kicking him for no reason, like yeah no I'd start swinging too
#im fucking cryinnggg that zoro went 'shit he's really injured' like MF YOU CONTRIBUTED TO IT???#I can't get over it why is that so funny#you can just tell Loki's had enough he started trying to burn the island down too#atp good for him 🙌😭 he deserves a crash out or two#opspoilers#one piece spoilers#maybe im misconstruing facts for my own entertainment but thats how it played out in my head lol#elbaph spoilers#elbaf spoilers#loki one piece#roronoa zoro
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HE LOOKS SO STUPID I LIKE HIMMMM
#joyousposting#I wish they kept the bangs he had in when pizzas attack but#i'll accept his fuck ass pixie too#so funny that he's one of the one who gets his gameria job instead of his hobby/profession#FUCK being a dancer first and foremost he's a PIE GUY#im also kinda sad they made 06 him happy </3#still can we get this man some testosterone a bee gees cd and an austin powers box set STAT#it could just be his glasses covering their shape but i'm choosing to believe this mf plucked his eyebrows#flipline#papa louie#i looked at his eyebrows in his other sprites. he did.
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catching up on realm vods and oh look tr!bad and !pangi are talking aloud in chat about moving into the yellow castle to lure !sneeg to coming over and !sneeg is literally just this image

he’s busy making his contraption to complete the carrot on a stick quest and LMFAO THEY JUST GAVE UP AND WALKED OVER TO WHERE !SNEEG IS 😭😭😭 LOLL !sneeg straight up dgaf
#its so funny bc sneeg is js watching them pull the same shit theyve pulled since the kingdom was built#and is like ‘what the hell . sure’ LOLLLL bro srsly dgaf#my mans is busy rn please come back later xoxo#oh no they took the carrots#tango’s giant carrot farm:#the trolling is not working i fear …. sneeg is too locked in#plan failed due to sneeg’s big ass straight up not caring 💔💔 damn#mf saw straight thru their bs . maybe if he had nothing better to do but he def does#trsmp#trsmp vodblogging#trsmp pangi#trsmp badboyhalo#trsmp sneegsnag#sneegsnag#tr!sneegsnag#tr!pangi#tr!bad#kristiliyaps
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Re-watching wakfu for the first time in years and s1 Yugo was so silly???
dude discovered he could make portals at will and his first thought after actually acknowledging it is "i can do so many cool pranks with this"
#he was just a kid..... guys he was just a kid....#HE WAS SO SILLY#also the fact that after eva told him they used to call amalia princess gobball he just laughs at it ☠️#was he 12? i think he was in s1#why dont they ever celebrate characters bdays tho#thinking over it now there was little to no chill time for these guys#sure there was a good amount of non plot stuff to get to know the characters but like#idk? ummm like in the first ova they gave them some chill time and i wish they had done that more#s4 was an amalgamation of “FUCK NOT AGAIN JFC”#OH ACTUALLY#there was (1) episode with chill time and i loved it#despite having gone thru alot of effort to be like look!!! chibi and grougal!!! theyre bros!!! yugo spent like. 5 minutes of screentime#with them. like actually being their brother.#and like it was kinda funny because imagine like the world sorta blowing up a little and then ur child comes back just to say#'dad im rlly fucking upset. ive been to the house of the gods btw. and i met my mom.'#alibert mustve been so fkn confused hdhdbd#then again. its like. average shit for his son#alibert went from gay dad with his lil guy from a species he does not know of who basically works a farm inn to like#a literal demigod. he def has made some enemies#i remember the most abt yugo bec the hyperfix was strongest on him#current thoughts on the others in the brotherhood:#tristepin: yugos nickname did not translate well into en lmao. also my guy pls stop harrassing women?? he gets an arc ik but like. my guy.#yes specifically s1 them#amalia: i mean. she does in fact act like a spoiled 13 yr old. but like. girl they did u kinda dirty.#eva: they also did you kinda dirty. love that your the only one just sick of everyones logic defying shit.#ruel: yk what. no notes. that is the most realistic old man ive ever seen. hes hilarious#az: this mf gets his ass in trouble every five seconds. u can tell he grew up with yugo. also according to s4 he gets bitches so XD#wu's rewatch notes#thats what im calling this#wakfu
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"She is so prettyyy why was I born looking like a vomited blobfiiishh!! 🥺🥺🥺" Because whenever you see a girl feeling confident and happy with herself you comment patetic and stupid comments making everyone feel bad for you. For your ugly ass that would rather make yourself look like you were punished by the universe rather than deal with your insecurities
#i always feel so bad when i see a girl feeling confident enough to post something just for the comments to either be#“nooo! your beauty trigger my insecure ass”#or#“nooo! you're actually ugly! don't post thaaaattt”#next year on mother's day i will comment on every post i see “ooohh... i wish i had a motheeer 🥺🥺” on every mf post#girlblogging#gen z#tumblr girlies#whisper girl#spilled thoughts#funny#meme#dark humor#youtube comments#tiktok#funny stuff#funny humor#funny jokes#funny shit#funny memes#funny post#meme humor#dank memes#memedaddy#tumblr memes#humour#humor#mental health#hell is a teenage girl#jokes
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my voice has started to drop and ive been in a near constant state of gender euphoria this week :DD
#im so happy (≧∇≦)#i also disturbed the shit out of my jet lagged & sleep deprived little sister who hadnt seen me in weeks lmao#edit: but like imagine youre all kind of exhausted from work and holidays and heat and everything and when you come back home to#your transexual sibling you dont vibe too much with and the mf speak to you with another man's voice 😂😂 her face was the#funniest shit i cant wait to meet the rest of my family and see their reaction. its so funny cause plenty of them thought i had already#started hrt years ago so idk idk it's going to be funn
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sure kylars stinky (figuratively and ig maybe literally?) but he'll never leave ur pc hanging
#the only time my pc nvr finished was when he snuck into their room#and was like 'im horny'#and this happened on the first time i had my pc skip school#So it was very funny to me#like one day without pc had him pint up#actually lis should definitely call u out for skipping#like i wanna walk into the school after skipping a whole week#and have whitney be like 'where tf u been slut?'#uh GRINDING BITCH#this money isnt gonna make itself 🙄#im the smartest mf in this place i dont need to come here everyday to get bullied#Anyways kylar smells like garlic apparently....and lets just say#id drink garlic butter if i could#Actually this is gross im sorry#degrees of lewdity#kylar the loner#but seriously....is it tolerable#I think i could handle it since its garlic and not onions??#Could also feed him a mint too ig#Garlic is also like a good smell on food or raw but like coming off a person....it really isnt great so idk yall
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Yay or nay to the cropped tweets for next time
(Part 16)
Also say happy birthday to my cat his name is Gur

#or don't this fatass bites my legs everyday#When we first got him he used to climb the curtains and shit in our fireplace#Like UP there too I felt like I was a 9 year old in the 1800s#mf had me in there like a reverse Santa Claus#He doesn't do his job either he just plays with the bugs#or he walks away#anyways#red vs blue#rvb#rooster teeth#rvb grif#rvb donut#rvb sarge#rvb simmons#tweet#funny tweets
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where should they eat ???
#persona#art tag#this joke has probably been made many times already#but i thought it was funny ok#this is what customer service does to a mf#anyway people on tweeter pointed out they could go for ramen#yeah fair enough but lmao i wasnt being serious#i also think it would be hilarious for them to go and makoto starts crying into his noodles#also idk how i feel about the white bg it feels a bit harsh#but i also couldnt work out a good colour for it#actually in my playthroughs yu was the MOST broke guy ever#i kept trying to win free drinks lol#im pretty sure i would also have had to mooch off yosuke
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Well, at least Fukuzawa got his wish granted, I guess.... he's finally inside Fukuchi <3
#bungou stray dogs#bsd spoilers#bsd 120.5#please laugh i know i made myself laugh.... if only to keep from crying lol#the oocification of Fukuzawa will be studied in the history books for years to come#that's not my fukuzawa...... that's his discount twin fucksack#because his dick is so far up the ass of his dead pathetic dumbass crusty ex boyfriend it's not even funny#he is dickriding that fucker HARD#and here i thought the FANDOM woobified fukuchi out the wazoo. but oh my god no fukuzawa himself has them all beat this chapter#man is coco for cocopuffs and babying that grown-ass man like he's 5#it's truly pathetic and depressing to see i'm just beyond words#'you deceived him by keeping quiet the issues that would plague a union of mankind' NO??? LITERALLY ANYONE WITH A BRAIN WOULD KNOW#THAT THAT WOULD NEVER FUCKING WORK???? THAT IT'S THE STUPIDEST MOST NAIVE PLAN AND VIEW OF THE WORLD IMAGINABLE????#WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE THIS IS A TODDLER INSTEAD OF A GROWN-ASS SOLDIER WITH YEARS OF MILITARY EXPERIENCE#Fyodor feels like the only one at this point that hasn't truly lost the plot in all this...... the only one with a goddamn brain#I HATE THAT I HAVE TO AGREE WITH HIM!!!!!!!!! I HATE THAT IT FELT SO CATHARTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!#and i hate even more that the series clearly doesn't want us to agree with him and instead believe that fukuzawa is still right#even though he was spouting the most naive braindead bullshit imaginable that early series Fukuzawa would NEVER SAY#WHAT ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN BRO??? WHY DO YOU CARE MORE ABOUT DEFENDING THE HONOR OF THAT CRUSTY MF THAN#THE SAFETY OF YOUR KIDS????#WHERE DID ALL YOUR INTELLIGENCE GO#i fucking hated the writing ever since fukuchi's plan/motives were first revealed and it was played completely straight (and gay lol)#but to hear fukuzawa actually come out and defend that ridiculous bs is just.......... again i have no words#it's insane. what happened. what happened to you fukuzawa. all i can do is laugh it's so sad it's so stupid. I WAS CRINGING SO BAD.#and was so glad when he finally died so he finally SHUT THE FUCK UP. i hate it here. i miss when BSD was good so bad man 😭😭😭#it would be one thing if it felt like he's so deep in grief that he's completely deluded himself that fukuchi was right and had pure motive#and wasn't an idiotic piece of shit himself just like fyodor#but nah again it just feels like we're supposed to side with him lmao even though fyodor was exactly right in everything he said#when your villain sounds more intelligent/correct than your hero and that's not an intentional writing choice..... that's not good bros!!!#anyway may your stupidity be purified in the soul of your dead bf fukuzawa 🙏 and we get the true you back
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