#trsmp sneegsnag

[rakkuntoast]

they are basically mercenaries yeah? (i will still give them kingdom of fools bells)

[ant1quarian]

I have. A lot of thoughts about how c!Sneeg may be feeling about giving Philza wings only for him to lose them almost immediately

Also a WIP I have no intent of finishing

[orangehalfpeeled]

whatevr. go , my royal scarab

[stardustcentral95]

Can't believe that Phil took Steven and Baghera. Phil took both of the fucking kids in the divorce.

[janecat31121]

tired to draw realm sneegsnag @~@

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[artificialflav]

Sneeg giving Crinkle sugar so he could make the jump is so funny, bro really gave his snail performance enhancing drugs, just so Crinkle was deemed the cooler snail

[djevelbl]

like i get why sneeg was making a trump impression on his stream in the 11th (i think it was the 11th) but like. WHY is he DOING IT

[friedrocks]

itty bitty crinkle 🤏😭

[isa-ghost]

halloooo :3 saw your post on the Greater RP!Phil Polycule and absolutely adored it. all are absolutely based takes.

speaking of, do you have any tr!phil and tr!sneeg headcanons? i yearn for this bastard woodcutter divorcee (/p) and his ex husband (again /p) who spent the last week in a box full of potion fumes and turtles driving himself insane for the sake of progress lmao

SFGAFGDHF see they're such a new thing still and I was so hellbent until their divorce arc that they were just close friends and nothing more that I'm still figuring out wtf their deal is.

It's esp hard to build them beyond their basic interaction vibes bc oMalewife is so wildly different and special. And previously our only proper rpMalewife content.

But trMalewife absolutely have some kinda on/off fuckass obsession with each other. Way more so trSneeg towards trPhil than the reverse, but it's anything but one-sided, even if it's a 99/1 split.

All of rpPhil's relationships are healthy, at least at their cores (as of now), but these two you could absolutely joke are toxic yaoi. It's probably something they joke about themselves. It's basically an unspoken bit.

The thing abt trMalewife duo (or any rpMalewife probably, bc this is just how the CCs are) is that their relationship is hugely built on mutual sarcasm, deadpan bits, and dramatized bickering.

There's no genuine bitterness between them, or we'd be seeing Much different tones in their reactions. So while all this drama and deadpan nonsense may look "toxic," they're actually mildly dysfunctional at best. Granted, this is all until we get More content to go off of.

I DO have one solid headcanon though. Their marriage was some Vegas wedding shit. Very spontaneous, possibly drunk when they did it, probably very in their feels about how much they /p love each other. Which is why on our end this divorce is just as unserious and sudden as the concept of them being married to begin with.

"YALL WERE MARRIED??" type beat. Like nobody fuckin knew they were but now they're hearing they're divorced. Everyone's like ??? I missed a fucking chapter, What.

[ama-a93]

a foolish kingdom. a kingdom of fools if u will

[rakkuntoast]

the dude and his snail son that wants him dead

[noctnis]

he was just a hungry little boy :")

[orangehalfpeeled]

guess who had time to work on more day 1 stuff finally

[stardustcentral95]

Ros really said

[artificialflav]

Not to take the believing in Santa bit seriously and ascribe it to a headcanon....but! How do you think Fit got so deep in this belief that he avoided the truth for so long??

Was the idea of Santa a comfort to him while being in 2b2t?? HOW MANY PEOPLE FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS AND ALL DECIDED TO NOT TELL HIM??? Did they all take pity on him and saw no benefit in telling him the truth??

Does he already subconsciously know that Santa isn't real and is just refusing the truth for whatever the reason lol

Or does Fit have first hand experience with Santa?? Has he had an encounter or IS HE HIMSELF SANTA!!!???

Anyway...im going to bed

[todareistodo]

someone help them 😭😭