#this man turns into a puddle

[demigods-posts]

i have this headcanon that annabeth calls percy the cutest nicknames ever. like sweetheart, sweetie-pie, cutie-pie, cutie, babes, love, lovey. and percy just melts every time. like, this man cannot form a coherent sentence or thought for a good thirty seconds or so lol

[ozzgin]

The irresistible urge to scratch Daos behind the ear.. do you think he grumbles like some bigger dog breeds? (Like Rottweilers and such)

My mind immediately went to a somewhat lewder scenario...imagine playfully tugging at your werewolf boyfriend's ears while he's hovering above you, deeply focused on giving you a proper railing.

You didn't even do it on purpose, you were just looking for something to hold onto as his thrusts became increasingly frantic. He involuntarily shivered, frowning at your gesture. He did not expect to feel your small fingers brushing over his sensitive areas.

"Sorry, did that hurt?" you asked, mildly worried.

"Don't be silly. Of course it didn't," he responds with a grunt.

You stared at the old man, confused by his reaction, until the realization hit you: he was just embarrassed to be caught in such a circumstance, like a dog panting for the touch of their owner.

You may or may not use this newly acquired information to edge him further.

[Yandere Werewolf]

[arcanefujoshi]

why haven't I seen anyone commenting on how Viktor made this fucking robot cry after getting rejected by Jayce like. c'mon.

[sha-biest]

I've been screaming at @thegunnsara about the Mikeys and my girls and this.. was the end result. Featuring Tsuki and Ammi and I'll just KEEP SCREAMING ABOUT THEM EEHEHEHEH ❤

[clockworkreapers]

That's weird, there must be a leak in here or something...

[moriaarts]

Long memory short fuse

POV me listening to Sting and thinking about them 💛🧡

[p4nishers]

aziraphale is so fucking silly he makes me wanna bash my head in with a rock everything he says is absolute bullshit wtf is 'jiggery-pokery' ??? bitch im gonna kiss you on the mouth

[shannonallaround]

SO I JUST LEARNED THAT SHADOW IS BATMAN NOW

[mblue-art]

drew @owl-bones's lv20 dust!cross boy, strike 💗 (pre-redesign) (new design here!)

silly xtras + simp thoughts under the cut

a shitpost ... ft silly au bc i got attached to how blorbo i made my sona in it...

im just a lil guye... against big scary tall skeleman constantly burning lots of magic... who easily crumbles to even the smallest bit of affection... he'll be dead on the fukcign gorund when im done w him /j/j/j/j/lh/aff <333

self-indulgent scenario/au surrounding my simping (just like all my other AUs in my head lololol) is called icecube (for now,, 👉👈),, yearned hard during an especially chilly rainy day, and felt so cold i joked that i was turning into ice-- then i got attacked with simp thoughts about how he'd be sooo warm and toasty (,,perfect for the weather,,,/)/////(\;;) and the silly thought of being the ice to his warmth-- his little icecube-- is very /////wwww

i love,, the visual of getting cold chilly hands and just reaching up to cup his cheeks and feel his ambient(?) magic warming my hands up and the whole gesture simultaneously making him melt,,

an icecube can only cool off a magic-burning body so much,, but i hope he enjoys the feeling lots everytime he holds cold lil me to his chest uwu 🧊💙❤️‍🔥

[ladyshinga]

the fuck did you just call me

[thepalecascade]

"You were My First Love, My First Crush, My First Kiss, My First Embrace, And My First Heartbreak"

[cosssmicthing]

“who’s got you smiling like that” shut the hell up. nobody. no one. look away. now look into my eyes. you are going to walk away - hey, keep looking at me. you are going to walk away slowly and i will watch you carefully, any wrong step and you’re a goner, okay? you will pretend you saw nothing, and we’ll continue life as normal. you’ll never catch me smiling over *anyone*, got that?

i luuuuuv donnie :3 long snout donnie is frankly underrated, he’s just a little guy. but one day ill try to draw a future donnie and ill try to make him look hot and stuff, watch out for that!

(my sister drew the comically small cat)

[moonshynecybin]

What do you think of Marc’s ability to become the most baby girl to ever baby girl when he’s around older men especially Vale 2013/14 era and then Dovi like what is it about them that makes him so baby girl and in love with heart eyes like he forgave Vale for feeding him to the wolves (the press) (even tho it didn’t last long but we don’t think about that or we cry)

hmmmm the thing is marc was and is willing to make up with vale (especially pre 2018) but that doesnt mean it will not take like. some actual effort on valentino's part. i think marc was DEEPLY hurt by it all, and remains so, and that has calcified a little as time has gone on and vale has made it clear that hes not interested in reconciliation... like marc sees vale's anger/resentment as the impetus of all their problems, and if vale comes to him and tries to actually apologize/get back together, then he's on board! but he does have some self respect. he is a very proud person. i think he is willing to forgive, but hasnt necessarily done it, while vale is building a small but sturdy fortress out of the narratives that he's constructed in his brain. anyways to answer your question hes a twink with a type.

[galatially]

is it ovulation or is it just my general horniness?

[misterdrwilson]

My brain: you haven’t drawn James Wilson in over 12 hours.

Me: I’m busy, I’ve got stuff to do,

My brain: fix it. Now.

I drew some of these last night and some this morning in a more cartoony style than my last ones. Hope you enjoy!

[sorchathered]

The only boy allowed in the babe cave ❤️