#percabeth shitposting

[demigods-posts]

need a scene change in season five where percy asks for kiss because it's kind of a tradition. but instead of annabeth not looking at him. she stops what she's doing and walks up to him. they're nose-to-nose. staring at each other. and annabeth almost looks aggravated. until she tells him to come back alive and he'll see. and percy stares deep into her eyes just nods. and then they part ways. and immediately start kicking ass on opposite ends of the battlefield. and the remaining campers are stunned. but quickly gather themselves to exchange drachma before fighting because they placed a bet on whether or not these two have kissed yet. and apparently.

[venator-signum]

is this anything

[wanderlust-writer13]

It’s the way Rick Riordan shook the pjo books a little too hard and Leah, Walker and Aryan fell out so he had to cover it up by making a tv show

[yeonslayjun]

Annabeth: Now does anybody have a plan?

Percy: *raises hand*

Annabeth: That doesn't include sacrificing yourself?

Percy: *lowers hand*

[applecidersstuff]

Clarrise*poping her head into the Athena cabin*: Hey, Chase, where’s your Fish?

Annabeth: I have absolutely no clue what you’re talking about C-… Do you mean Percy?

Clarrise: Yeah…

Annabeth*conserned/confused face*

Clarrise: Don’t look at me like I want to sacrifice him to someone! Everyone bailed on me for combat training and apparently Solace was so fed up with me lingering around the infirmary, he told me Jackson’s back at camp, and to go find him- Now that I said it out loud I have a feeling he lied….

Annabeth: Oh, yeah… PERCY!

Percy*falls from the ladder*

Clarrise: Percy everyone bailed on me, you wanna go train together?

Percy*confused face*

Annabeth and Clarrise*dramatic side eye*

Clarrise: Jackson, combat, me?

Percy*lil hand claps*: YAY!!

[clare-with-no-i]

anyway my hc for Percy's life post-books is that he's a firefighter and no I will not be taking criticism about it

[fanartsandstuff]

"This song do not work well with *insert platonic/romantic ship* ! Their dynamic in the canon is so much different ! "

Well it works perfectly fine with my animation in my head full of my silly headcanons and AU's so-

[mysterious-mr-crow]

you can't tell me percy wouldn't wear this

[helyeahmangocheese]

*reverses your gif*

*flips to mark of athena page 241*

*drops mic*

[yourcrumblingsaikiisnotmyproblem]

Oh you don't like cliches?

Can't relate. Gimme character A who is completely obvious, always pining, everyone in the entire plot knows they're in love with character B. And B is just so oblivious that they never even realise when the flirting hits them smack in the face. Until literally the entire plot is just everyone trying to spell it out that A is in fu*king love with them.

I love cliches. Gimme idiots in love.

[seasidepinkit]

annabeth being horrified by dark!percy vs will being kinda into nico's weird scary underworld shit

[demigods-posts]

i have this headcanon that annabeth calls percy the cutest nicknames ever. like sweetheart, sweetie-pie, cutie-pie, cutie, babes, love, lovey. and percy just melts every time. like, this man cannot form a coherent sentence or thought for a good thirty seconds or so lol

[venator-signum]

hi yes if ruereguard are the patrochilles parallel then percabeth are the Odysseus and Penelope parallel BUT (and I cannot stress this enough) annabeth is Odysseus

here's why:

Odysseus is a character who is the epitome of hubris. he's the smartest person in every room he walks into, he was the main strategist for the entire Greek army, everyone was looking to him for guidance and approval. he's Athena's champion (and pet liar) but eventually loses favour with her because pride comes before the fall. the overarching story of the odyssey is that he's trying to go home to his wife and will do whatever it takes with his cunning and wits to get there over the course of 10 years.

sounds awfully familiar to Annabeth Chase, favoured daughter of Athena, general and main strategist of CHB, smartest person in the room, prideful, strong and the person everyone looks to for approval. Athena holds annabeth in high regards but will put her aside the moment she "embarrasses her". and not only did Annabeth spend months trying to get Percy back, but its approx. 10 years from her arrival at CHB and the end of HoO, in which her overarching goal is to create something permanent - and she achieves that, though changed in unimaginable ways.

Percy and Penelope may be a bit of a stretch until you look at the main thing the two of them have in common - their unending and unconditional loyalty. Penelope sat and weaved day in and day out for maybe 20 years as men ate her out of house and home, because she would not abandon her husband and the hope that he would return home. by all accounts, it could have been easier for her to simply accept whatever offer suited her most as queen of Ithaca but she didn't. and we know that loyalty is our boy Percy's fatal flaw, and that one of the only things he could remember was annabeth.

[wanderlust-writer13]

Luke’s betrayal in the pjo show with the fireworks as lighting was bone chilling and so so sick I loved it

[liesmultixxx]

Percy Jackson & his needs ✨🩵

[sxturn-to-mxrs]

182838939 reason why percabeth are The Blueprint ™

its blue

its used in architecture