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Just clicked in a randon Ren season 8 episode.
It hasn't been 1 minute he already talked about a toilet, the word "stinky sewer" in on the title. I am just glaring at season 10 being like "He was always like that, huh?"
#hermitcraft#rendog#renthedog#I feel like that guy who was confused about Xisuma ankward furry inclinations#Ren fans will probably be like#“Why are you surprised”#and like I am not#I am just#amused#and concerned#this man has a humor#that I can say#OMG WHILE I WRITE THIS HE IS ZOOMING ON HIS RV BATHROOM#I should watch more ren#Does anyone now if the king arc also had any bathroom inuendo I am not aware?
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crying over this Longlegs promo poster and the fact it’s official.
“After Despicable Me 4” 😭😭😭
#fr this film has the BEST marketing team man. every promo they do is literally superior. like they’re mf geniuses for this#longlegs#despicable me#longlegs 2024#longlegs movie#nicolas cage#maika monroe#despicable me 4#horror#comedy#funny#humor#meme#memes#long legs#movie#film#movies#films
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Some people are exceptions, some are imitators,
Fake people remind us of the real thing.
So be yourself..... 👈👍😎👌
#talented people#talented#talent#great show#super show#showmanship#show biz#funny haha#hahaha#lol post#ha ha funny#funny post#funny stuff#funny videos#funny content#funny memes#funny#funny lol#lol#oh wow#wow art#wow wow wow#oh my gosh#oh god#oh man#oh my god#lol memes#meme humor#humor memes#funny meme xd
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#tumblr memes#meme humor#memes#meme#geography memes#elon musk#elongated muskrat#fuck elongated muskrat#shitposting#shitpost#humor#humour#funny stuff#funny#funny memes#funny shit#funny post#ha ha funny#funny meme haha#funny meme xd#dank humor#dank memes#lol#lol memes#best memes#meme shitpost#elongated man#elonomh#elon mask#eloise bridgerton
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Tom on more of Owen's s2 improv (x)
#tom hiddleston#owen wilson#mobius#loki#lokius#mcuedit#lokiedit#marveledit#never gonna be a biggest owen fan competition as long as tom's around but i'm not mad about it 😂💖#the way we keep getting confirmation every moment of the loki series i've loved heart and soul has just been owen in the moment#including the timeslipping effect!? which he visualized perfectly before anyone even had a clue what they wanted it to look like!?????#cool cool cool feeling totally normal about how powerful his mind is 🙃#(also for the record i called all these moments out the second i saw them lmao the man's humor is just too good)#'SKIN?' you'll always be famous#marvel#owenwilsonedit#dianagifs
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was reading Sherlock holmes and this popped into my head
#I’m fine with writers doing something different with a character but they keep making them weirdly mean for no reason#please stop mischaracterizing the blorbos#Sherlock is not a heartless machine of a man. he has allot of compassion he just has trouble properly expressing it.#Why do they keep making him emotionless and broody#well the broody is accurate#stop making him mean to Watson that’s his hypeman bestie soulmate he would kill and die for#And he has a sense of humor. he’s described laughing giggling or chuckling in the books allot. Especially at his own jokes#Batman is a genuinely good person who cares about the people around him and also the entirety of Gotham#He cares about his mentally unwell villains and wants them to get the help they need#And he also doesn’t kill. Under any circumstance. That’s a big part of his character idk how anyone could miss that#the mischaracterization of Batman is so bad it’s effecting the comics#It’s spreading like a infection#Superman is sweet and kind and full of love for humanity#he’s ridiculously powerful and uses that power to selflessly help others#most importantly he’s just a farmboy from Kansas#Not that deep into Superman lore sorry#There’s hope for the future of Superman and Batman movies#which is nice#Sherlock holmes#acd sherlock#Superman#batman#Dc
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gooseworx in the glitchx livestream: i want to see people draw jax in a suit. people should draw him crying
me: sure thing, boss o7
#tadc#the amazing digital circus#art#jax#caine#ragatha#doodles#tadc fanart#the amazing digital circus fanart#gooseworx#glitchx#the tie was almost yellow in the left one. and then my brain yelled THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER??? and i had 2 change it#too afton colored#also i think it's interesting that the characters can't change their own outfits. caine has to do it#they're like baked into their character models in-universe. that's a cool detail#so that's why he's the space filler. the rabt will be dapper he demands it#i hope they do get in the joke where pomni takes off her hat and the back of her head is empty. u just see eyes and the mouth modeling#i love video game humor. i have seen many such horrors playing phasmophobia while my pals load in
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Suited up
More fatherly goodness from the gentleman sorcerer, Nanami Kento. This time, featuring Ino!
Ino was excited. Not in the usual sense, when he had a mission with Nanami lined up. Today was different. Today would be the day he nailed that sweet, sweet grade one sorcerer recommendation from his mentor, the sorcerer he admired the most.
Ino had been watching, you see. He couldn't do without his own signature ski mask, as that was completely necessary for the functioning of his unique cursed technique. There were other things he had taken note of, however, that might be worth a change.
For starters, the suit. No matter where the mission, whether in the sparkling heart of Tokyo or in the depths of the most squalid sewer, Nanami would always appear in his impeccable and tasteful suit. Tailored to perfection, sitting perfectly at the wrist and ankles, comfort and flexibility reserved at no expense to the clean, fitted outline on the powerful frame they enclosed, Nanami's suits were a thing of beauty.
Then, the handkerchief. Nanami never went without. There was always a clean square of linen, folded in a perfect square, in one of his pockets. Nanami had used his handkerchief to help Ino mop blood off his face once, and, although the cloth had been ruined, Ino knew that the threadcount on that little square made it more valuable than the entirety of his baggy shirt and trousers.
Of course, there were the shoes. Nanami's sturdy leather brogues, hand sewn and always polished to high shine, saw a lot of wear. Of course they would, considering the speed and power of the sorcerer who wore them. But no matter how soiled and worn they were by the end of the mission, the care invested in their restoration was evident. Nanami would show up the next day with his shoes back in such good condition you could see your reflection in them.
Then, there was the way he wore his tie, the way he combed his hair, the coveted wristwatch. But there would be time enough to speculate on those things later. For now, Ino would be satisfied to see Nanami's reaction to his own get up.
The mission was straightforward. They had been assigned to clear out an old warehouse on the docks near the harbour. A curse infestation had been reported in the area, probably triggered by the recent wage protests the dock workers had engaged in due to cutbacks. Of course, Ino's affinity for crowd control would come in handy, and so, he had been dispatched with Nanami as a two-man team.
As he stood on the sidewalk not far from his apartment, Ino shifted from one foot to the other, still growing accustomed to the outfit he had on. As a grade two sorcerer, he earned a fair salary. He'd saved up for a month or two to splurge out on these clothes.
He had invested in a good tailor and had a dark grey suit made to fit. He wore a black polo shirt beneath and the best leather belt he could find. His socks were polyester, but comfortable enough and wouldn't slip or bunch inside his new black leather shoes. Ino had neatly combed and parted his hair, using a high hold pomade that gave a shine he wasn't sure he liked. It would prevent his hair from going haywire when he had to use his ski mask, though. And he had a handkerchief, of course. Bought cheaply in a pack of five because he'd been in a rush, but who would be looking that closely, anyway?
A dark sedan pulled up to the kerb where he waited and Ino felt a clench of nervous anticipation in his stomach. Would Nanami approve of his new look? Had he gone overboard? Did he look like some kind of copycat freakshow now? Steeling himself, Ino opened the rear door and slid inside, sending a tense greeting to the experienced sorcerer who sat beside him.
Nanami greeted him back and then stopped short. Sweating slightly, Ino kept his gaze straight ahead as Nanami's eyes travelled from his perfectly combed hair down to his new shoes. Ino coughed slightly and fidgeted with his belt.
"So ... any ideas on how we should tackle the warehouse?"
Nanami regarded him in silence for a moment, before pushing his glasses up the bridge of his nose and tapping his fingers on his knee, as he sometimes did when he was thinking deeply about something.
"We'll approach as we usually do. I'll go in and guage the strength of the spirits before making a tactical retreat. We perform a second sweep, with you flanking me. Then we use your targeted attacks to hone in on any remaining curses that may be concealing themselves."
"Got it."
There was a short spell of silence.
"That's a fine suit you have on."
"You think so?"
Ino released a breath he had been holding, elation swelling in his chest.
"It is." Nanami paused. "Having said that, there are a few pointers I'd like to give you, as you've chosen to dress in this manner today."
"You will?"
Ino could barely contain his excitement now. Nanami nodded and folded his arms.
"Yes. For starters, have you worn those shoes before today?"
"Uh, no. Didn't want them to ... you know. Get all dusty and stuff before the mission."
"Place your feet against the seat in front of you right now and bend your toes."
"Huh?"
"Like this."
Nanami demonstrated, and Ino followed suit, slower due to his confusion.
"Leather always needs to be broken in. I've been wearing these shoes for close to a year now. And I alternate between pairs, so that I minimize wear and tear and allow the leather to rest, especially if I've been out in wet weather. If you go in as you are, the new leather will not have had time to take on the shape of your feet. You'll be in some discomfort a few hours in."
"For real?"
Balancing in his seat, the younger sorcerer hurriedly began to rock his feet back and forth against the seat in front of him, wondering how he couldn't have noticed how stiff the leather was. He could thank his lucky stars that Nanami had forewarned him.
"There's more, Ino."
"There is?"
"That pomade you have on your hair ... it's going to form stiff peaks as you perspire inside the ski mask. Next time, opt for a softer styling wax."
"Ohhh, damn. I didn't know that."
Nanami now reached across and ran his fingers along the hem of Ino's jacket, then grabbed one of his sleeves and tugged.
"Oh dang, what is it?"
"I'd also advise you to lose the jacket when you go into combat. I ask my tailor to perform a specific type of stitching that allows for more freedom of movement. You're going to need to remove the jacket if you want to move freely and effectively."
Ino's bubble of excitement was rapidly deflating. He'd wanted so badly to impress Nanami today, but all he'd succeeded in doing was showing off his inexperience and making himself look like some kind of desperate wannabe. He cleared his throat and straightened his posture, giving Nanami his signature bright smile and thumbs up. He hoped that he had somehow concealed how embarrassed he was feeling.
"Thanks Nanami. I promise I won't let you down today!"
By the end of the day, Ino was feeling a lot less chipper. Scratch that, he was feeling downright miserable.
The mission had started off promisingly. They'd found the warehouse infested with cursed spirits, some of them rather powerful. After drawing the bulk of the spirits out into the open, Nanami had retreated as planned, so that Ino could use his Reiki to shield himself from attacks and move swiftly between the raging curses.
This was where Ino's problems had started.
Due to the huge amount of cursed energy he burned through, and the highly physical nature of his technique, Ino perspired a lot in combat. His baggy clothing normally allowed ample air circulation around his body, letting him cool down faster, but the polo shirt and the thicker material of his new trousers did no such thing.
As sweat poured down to sting his eyes, Ino was hyper aware of how the soaking material clung uncomfortably to his chest and back, how his legs felt like they were encased in a damp, restricting vice.
The leather shoes had started out comfortable enough thanks to the stretching Nanami had had him perform, but even they lost elasticity over time. Sore red ridges had been rubbed into his ankles and the area around his toes felt as if it had been chafed raw.
To add insult to injury, a vat of putrid fluid, that had been lying stagnant for God knew how long, had been upended all over Ino by one of the cursed spirits, ruining any chance he'd had of salvaging some dignity and completely ruining his outfit. Somehow, Nanami had dodged the spray of fluid and darted towards the offending spirit, ending it with a deadly, but elegant stroke of his blade.
Ino had given it his all, of course. He'd fought with every ounce of determination he possessed, and they'd eventually decimated the spirits that infested the warehouse. At great cost to his body and dignity, of course. His muscles were screaming because of the unnatural strain he'd put them through, and his shoulder throbbed where a spirit had grabbed him and damn near dislocated it.
By the time they left the warehouse, Nanami was striding along at his usual pace, suit spotless, collar open, cufflinks gleaming, hair stylishly dishevelled, while something that looked like a veritable swamp monster hobbled along at his side, emitting feeble groans now and then.
"Ino."
"Y - Yeah?"
"Take off those shoes now."
"But - "
"Do as I say."
The shoes came off with a very distinct and soggy noise. Undaunted, Nanami reached for them and scooped them up so that they hung from the fingers of one hand. He then went down on one knee, facing away from Ino.
"Get on."
" ... what?"
"Climb on. Your can't make it all the way to the car in this condition."
"But - but I'm filthy, Nanami! I'll get this smelly shit all over your clothes!"
"Don't worry about that. The dry cleaners I frequent are excellent and ... accustomed to my requests by now."
With a great deal of reluctance, the young sorcerer climbed onto his senior's back, head flopping forward in sudden exhaustion when Nanami lifted him in piggy-back fashion. They made their way back to where the car awaited them.
"Nanami?"
"Yes?"
"How do you do it?"
"Do what?"
"How do you manage to look like ... you know. Like you can do anything you put your mind to. And why in a suit, of all things?"
The strong shoulders beneath Ino's chin jerked in a small huff of amusement.
"I'm not sure what you mean, but I suppose experience is the best teacher. I've been on my fair share of missions. I know what to expect and plan accordingly. As to why I wear a suit, well ... "
His voice trailed off, but Ino remained silent, aware that if he stayed like this he might probably hear something that would give him greater insight into the man he admired above all others.
"Hmm. I suppose, it was something I learned when I worked as a salaryman. In society, the clothes you wear define who you are. They speak to others of your personality, your preferences, the way you want to be perceived and your standing in a certain social setting. I chose my clothes so that I would blend in. I wanted ... an ordinary life. A life that would let me pursue ordinary goals and let me retire in comfort."
"But you came back. Back to being a sorcerer, I mean."
"It wasn't that I missed this life. It wasn't that I wanted to be a sorcerer either. But my talent for working efficiently, and working hard, was best put to good use in a manner where I could help others."
"But you still kept the suit?"
"Indeed. The suit reminds me of who I am, at heart. I've never wanted more than a regular life. I never will want more. If I have to exorcise spirits looking like I used to as a salaryman, then so be it. Let the spirits experience my effort, my work ethic, my real and very ordinary self."
There was a long silence, broken only by the sound of Nanami's footsteps on the damp paving stones that led to the car park. Ino gave a weak chuckle.
"Ordinary? You know, I think I can get behind that."
"You can?"
"Yeah. I'm pretty much a regular guy too. But you know, Nanami ... "
The younger man's voice trailed off, and for a moment, Nanami thought he had drifted off into an exhausted sleep. Then Ino spoke again.
"I don't think you give yourself enough credit. There's a reason I wanna be like you, more than other sorcerers. If being a run-of-the-mill guy means always choosing to put other people first, if it means choosing to do what you feel is right, and if it means ... that when you're gone, someday in the future, people will always remember the things you taught them and miss you like hell, then you wouldn't call yourself that ordinary, would you?"
Nanami was quiet for a long time after that.
Ino had never felt greater relief than when he was able to shower at Jujutsu Tech later that night, sling on a clean tracksuit and receive some treatment from Ieiri for his bruised and twisted shoulder. Feeling far more human, he made his way down to the foyer, wondering what he could have for a late-night snack.
To his surprise, Nanami was waiting for him.
"You're still here? I thought you'd have left already."
Namami held up a small bag.
"You left your jacket behind in the car."
"Ah." Ino scratched the back of his head. "Thanks. But I don't think I'll be wearing that again."
"Understandable. But, if you like, I can take you to my tailor to make some ... additions to your regular work clothes. You can still look your best, even while comfortable, you know."
Ino brightened considerably at this.
"Oh? I never thought of that."
"And I suppose you're hungry after the mission. We can go and get fried chicken and beer."
Whooping slightly, the younger sorcerer loped happily out the front doors, before stopping and glancing back at Nanami sheepishly.
"Uh, I'm kinda broke right now after splashing out on that suit ... "
"I'm paying."
"Now we're talking!"
#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk fic#jjk fanfic#jujutsu kaisen fanfic#nanami kento#jjk nanami#ino takuma#jjk ino#jjk humor#jjk fluff#nanamin#jujutsu kaisen nanami#papamin#nanami is a sharp dressed man#this is canon#ino is baby#flawless fashion icon nanami#ino has a bad suit day#rahu writes
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Kanhu
#I'm pretty sure everyone has seen the reference on Pinterest#yaay#found this in my sketchbook from like an year ago#desiblr#desi tumblr#desi#being desi#desi tag#hindublr#art#india#krishna#hinduism#hindu gods#hindusim#artists on tumblr#desi teen#idk man#krishnablr#hindu#yeh bhi theek hi hai lol#desi humor#kanha#desi indian#desi aesthetic#desi core#sanatan dharm
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Sannet, chief curator of Solemnace Sassmaster extraordinaire and short king
#warhammer 40k#the infinite and the divine#Sannet#trazyn the infinite#necrons#40K Sannet#cryptek#his humor is so dry and he sasses Trazyn so much in the book it's great#art tag#also cursed knowledge: people tagged the writer of the book on tweeter and he liked the initial Sannet sketch#so he has absolutely seen me sexualize this mans#I live in fear that he went through my timeline and saw me drawing the other robutts ::^D
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Maria: What do we say when making bread? Natasha, glumly: That's the dough rising. Maria: And what do we NOT say? Peter, sadly: That's the yeast fucking.
#i think they'd be terrible influences on each other#peter has Teenage Boy Humor(TM)#peter parker#natasha romanoff#maria hill#blackhill#spider man#black widow#maria hill incorrect quotes#incorrect peter parker#mama spider#incorrect natasha romanoff#incorrect avengers#incorrect mama spider#incorrect spiderman quotes#marianat
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fanart/sketches for @pennedinblood 's absolutely delightful radiostatic fic, Romantic Homicide. i couldn't resist the urge to draw something for it, it's simply so good, everyone go give it a read
#HI. I HOPE THIS ISNT OVERKILL LOL#this fic has bewitched me heart and soul . the story. the characterization. the humor. the banter. wouagh#i dont want to spoil it but this fic is so funny. please#anyway. ive never drawn these guys before lol#mine#my art#fanfic#radiostatic#alastor#vox#hazbin hotel#alastor hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel alastor#vox hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin hotel fanart#other scenes i wanted to draw but didnt have the time: cannibalism diner; psychological warfare via pastries; and 'my dear friend vox'#maybe another time. bc man. this one has me hooked
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😂😂😂😂😂😂
#funny videos#ha ha ha#funny joke haha#haha funny#funny humor#meme humor#humor#lol post#funny memes#funny lol#lol#funny#ha ha funny#cool girl#funny comic#comedy#funny meme xd#wonderful woman#oh wowww#oh wow#beautiful women#oh man#oh god#o my god#tumblr memes#haha funy#aestethic#artists on tumblr#female boxer#boxer
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Somebody needs to draw Hobie Brown in this shirt has anyone drawn him in this shirt Hobie needs this shirt cause this is a shirt he would absolutely wear
#he has the humor#Hobie is none of those things#he is a black queer radical genderfuck#SAW THIS ON A MOOTS BLOG#spiderman#atsv#spider man#marvel#across the spiderverse#hobie brown#spider punk#spiderpunk
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he's so funny HELP
#a fine ass man so mature and kind and caring#and even has such incredible sense of self awareness and humor#WE HAVE TO STAN#the boyfriend netflix
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see guys natsu saying sorry to lucy in the recent episode IS A BIG THING RIGHHTT???
like im not crazy that should've been a way bigger, more serious moment!!!! (why'd he make that weird ass joke after he's never made any joke like that before 💀😭)
and i'm pretty sure he doesn't say sorry often or even at all (he probably does and i don't remember *goldfish brain*)
BUT LIKE CMKOOOONNNN HIM BOWING AND SAYING SORRY THAAAAATTTT IS A NALU MOMENT NOT THE GROPING AND THE WEIRD JOKES PLZ GUYSSS i understand (kind of - not really) that it's funny and it's a gag in the show but ITS BEEEN YEARS PLZ GET SERIOUS A LIL BIT MORE IM DESPERATE
NALU WAS LITERALLLLYYY EVERYTHING IN THE GMH AND FINAL SEASON AND TARTAROS ARC SO WHYS IT LIKE THIS NOW CMOOOONNN WE CAN DO BETTER THAN THISSSSSS 😭😭😭💀💀
(sorry for the rant - i'm also not caught up in the manga - not a manga reader really but maybe one day - )
#fairy tail anime#fairy tail#fairy tail nalu#nalu#fairy tail lucy#fairy tail natsu#natsu#ft natsu#natsu x lucy#natsu dragneel#lucy heartifilla#lucy ft#i luv lucy#lucy fairy tail#100 years quest#ft 100yq#100 year quest#fairy tail 100 years quest#and also they animated my girl so badly they did her dirty#where are her looks HER EXPRESSIONS HE HAIR BRING BACK HER LONG HAIR#idk man i'm not loving the new season so far and i feel bad about it cause cuz i freaking love fairy tail#😭#like it just isn't as hard hitting or intense as the final season or any of the previous arcs for some reason#like they've already dealt with dragons what's so different with these ones?!???#these kids took down acnalogia#WHO WAS HYPED UP AS THE BADDEST EVILEST WORST PERSSON EVER#idk i just can't believe they're struggling for some reason 😭😭#AND THE JOKES ARE SO BAD#THE HUMOR HAS REALLY DOWNGRADED#ITS USED TO BE SO funny and entertaining what happened 💀😭😭
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