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happy father's day to the single dad who's trying his best! here's a bunch of sketches of alakshmi and abyssal together!
#my art#mothedarts#kaijudo#dr abyssal#alakshmi verma#kaijudo oc#abyssal becoming a dad is so so important for him#he ends up leaving the choten because he found out about him trying to kill her#he decided to be a better person for her#this man get's a divorce for her#he chooses to put her first something nobodies ever done for her before#sniff sniff cries#alakshmi deserves a good family and a normal life after all that's happened to her#i think she'd be embarrassed by him but and not used to someone caring about her but she appreciates it even if she doesn't show it#he spends most of season two looking for her and not knowing what happened to her at the end of s1#he helps get her off the choten's ship during s2 episode 18 and shortly after leaves the choten and stays at the temple for a while#and after finding out about the choten trying to put a hit out on her he leaves for good to go find her and make sure she's safe#happy father's day ignore its after midnight shhhh
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Hello Madam. Sorry Madam.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#madam jin#jin zixuan#jiang yanli#'Hey what is WWX trying to do here?' some kind of grab-and-twist maneuver that would be very upsetting to watch.#I know LWJ technically assists WWX in this scene in terms of blocking someone's blow on his behalf -#- but let's be honest. Real friends stop you from doing the truly stupid things.#Or maybe it was envy. Penis envy. The non-freudian kind.#Regardless...man this whole scene was just full of âand then someone else walks inâ.#I swear to god every cultivator who is supposed to be hunting ends up wandering into this part of the woods.#a bonus for me because it gives me several good joke opportunities.#Madam Jin gets top prize for best entrance and exit. I wish her all the best. And a divorceâŚmadam please leave himâŚ#And can we please address the horses? I love horses. But why...why do they ride in on horses when they HAVE FLYING SWORDS?#I can only imagine it is for the dramatic flair? It just feels so jarring hearing someone clip clop in#and then another person swoop in on a sword.#The rules of mdzs's world can get fuzzy and I have to nod in an impressed manner at how much MXTX gets away not explaining.#Maybe the sword gets tired after a while and they need to give it a break? Maybe there is a sword union that dictates working hour limits?#âŚWould that make Chenqing a scab? Oh god it would⌠unions *hate* this flute!
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headcanon that tyson thinks percy and annabeth are married. like, he's fully convinced that they're newly weds. and that they just decided to have a private wedding. then one day. percy invites tyson over for dinner with his parents and annabeth. and tyson casually refers to annabeth as percy's wife. and everyone just pauses. but before percy can correct him. annabeth just slyly confirms it and continues setting the table.
#annabeth isn't beating the allegations#she's setting them#she'll refer to percy as her husband when she's around tyson#she convinced both camps to get in on the jokec#she photoshopped her and percy's wedding photo#she made percy buy him and her matching rings#she convinced tyson that her and percy are renewing their vows when they actually get married#she made it a full-time job#a life long mission#she knew what she had to do#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo text post#pjo#pjo headcanon#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percabeth#percabeth headcanon#tyson#tyson is adorable#he thinks his brother is a married man#he's convinced that the year percy and annabeth weren't talking were because they were contemplating divorce#tyson is keeping the percabeth allegations alive under the sea
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Thinking about that one joke in the Book of Bill that implied Bill might be the biological father of the Flynn kids. Thinking about how Linda Flynn had a secret career as a famous astrophysicist at one point. Thinking about how we donât know exactly what Bill was doing in the 90s, and how he seems to want to skim over that part of his life, after Ford broke up with him for good but before the twins showed up in Gravity Falls.
Thinking about how Bill frequently hung out with famous musicians. Thinking about Linda, a brilliant young woman fresh off a bizarre pop star career, wanting to make a name for herself that ISNâT Lindana, might have found a new direction with an old friend (before he showed her his true colors.)
Thinking about Bill, fresh off a devastating breakup, trying again one more time to get SOMEONE on Earth to make him a portal. Trying to make the plan WORK. Trying to get a home for his friends in the face of a home dimension that was being destroyed (again). Having someone whoâs COMPLETELY DIFFERENT from the man he was obsessed with, but who was no less brilliant and no less capable. (But, unfortunately for him, MUCH less gullible.)
Thinking about how Linda doesnât want people to know about her former career as a famous astrophysicist. How she keeps this secret, even better than she did her past as Lindana. How she keeps the lid on this even TIGHTER. How sheâs almost bitter about it. As if something HAPPENED.
I���m not saying Bill Cipher WAS Lindaâs partner of at least five years, even going so far as to start a family with her before she saw his true colors and filed some sort of Uber-effective inter-dimensional restraining order against him, one-upping him so hard that he doesnât even wanna think about it, but. Holy shit. Imagine
#book of bill#phineas and ferb#gravity falls#linda flynn fletcher#bill cipher#Linda Cipher AU#artists on tumblr#fanart#I know itâs a joke I KNOW ITâS A JOKE#BUT WHO AM I IF NOT THE CRACK TAKEN SERIOUSLY PERSON#ALSO THE TIMELINES MATCH UP AND THAT DRIVES ME INSANE#Also you canât tell me Bill Cipher being Candaceâs dad wouldnât explain some things about her#also like#I wanna explore this from a perspective that gives Linda MORE agency you know?#because thatâs WAY more fascinating to me than ââhaha Bill fucked Phineasâs momââ#Linda gets to stand with Ford and Charlene in the ââdivorced an evil triangle manââ corner trading stories and sipping punch#anyway uhhh I have a lot more art of this so get ready#looney mooney rants#mooneyart#looney mooney art#long post
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beautiful orc girl leed helllOOOOO beautiful leed alert oh my GOD she's so cool WOOAHHHH beautiful siilly girl she was really pretty and awesome and so kind i think shes wonderful and there should be a statue made just for her thats really big and in the center of everything and she should get anything she wants ever smile face
#LEED LEED LEED!!!!#thank u for being s pussy chilchuck mouse man so she could yell at you#okay u wermnt being a pussy you just watn your friends to be okay i get it#i think its funny to call you a pussy#and mosue man#im sorry your're divorced i get it#this istn about YOU this is about LEED#LEED ORC LEADER#LEEEDDDD#GOD SHES SO COOL#AND AWESOME AND GREAT#yesterday i played dnd for the first time#and i got bonked in the head with a stone club#and now id like to imagine that was her she did that#wow#shes so cool#and shes really cute too awww awww#wonderful girl everyonme should love her#gonna be honest i wish she had eaten all of them#i support and encourage and endorse and urge women to eat people#leed dungeon meshi#leed delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi spoilers#delicious in dungeon spoilers#dunmeshi spoilers
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idk who they were trying to fool with that Moira x Charles
theyâll just both be waiting for the other to put it in đ¤¨
personification of this picture honestly
#fruity ass man what#iâm literally all hot and bothered rn i hate this weather#i need moira to be her own character pls why is she the love interest she dont look interested ââ#erik come get ur man before itâs too late#he gon sleep with the whole CIA đ¨#heâd probably have a hell of a time with it too#making everyone turns heads#he settled down for erik#until they got a divorce đ#cherik#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#x men#professor x#magneto#xmcu#moira mactaggert#wish does not shut up#xmen first class
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Star Trek: Voyager (1995â2001) || 1.03 "Parallax"
#mine*#sd*#tvedit#trekedit#startrekedit#star trek#treksource#startrekgifs#voy#chakotay#kathryn janeway#neelix#kate mulgrew#robert beltran#ethan phillips#janeway x chakotay#oh you would like to see him in private wouldn't you kat đ#askjhdjak last time i giffed this part was 12 years ago#anyway follow his gaze when she walks away now do you get me#yeah yEAH i get it man i get it#neelix my boi be like#oh oh sorry pls procceed with your married divorced remarried redivorced with kids stuck on a ship sexualy charged quarrel please#and then be like ohh#kes questioning her existence in that horrible wig in the background is a mood btw#spamming with my voy gifs cos i will be at work for the next 3 days#no gifs no life T-T
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[Barok Van Zieks Voice]: Two tickets to the Barbie Movie.........Please.....
#my man is serving some SERIOUS divorced dad energy#YOU KNOW HES ATTEMPTING TO WIN HER PLUSHIES AND FAILING AT IT!!!!!!#barok van zieks#iris wilson#ace attorney#tgaa spoilers#?#the art of a lemon wedge#lil painting practice before i move onto a big boy painting huff huff#im getting the hang of clothes i think but hmmmmm#still figuring out skin#TT-TT#getting there
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not me actually thinking eddie was REALLY JUST dreaming
like i was absolutely SHOCKED when marisol and chris walked in. I LITERALLY HAD TO PAUSE THE EPISODE TO PROCESS THAT SCENE LIKE AN ACTUAL CONVERSATION THAT HAPPENED????
not even for a SECOND i thought kim would could actually change her hair and pretend to be like what??? a ghost of a mans dead wife,????she met him like a week ago??
the level of insanity that this plot is like WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
this is it
this might be the end of my eddie apologist era
#i wasnât buying the whole buddie divorce era 2.0 but after this??? i canât see buck forgiving eddie for doing something like this to chris#i can totally see why eddie itâs going to âbe alone/feel aloneâ next season cause if i was that manâs ANYTHING i would too not talk#kim i donât even know what to think about what you did like wtf#THE FACT THAT ORIGINALLY IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A KISS NOT A HUG?????#actually i think i might hate kim to the core like this is just as much her fault as itâs eddieâs#donât even try to convince me that sheâs was trying to help him or heâs the only one wrong him or she doesnât know about chris trauma#i get he has trauma but thatâs NOT AN EXCUSE TO GO AFTER kim!!!!!!!!!#911 abc#911 show#911 spoilers#buddie#eddie diaz#evan buckley#ryan guzman#oliver stark#abc 911
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#book of bill#billford#stanford pines#ford pines#toxic yaoi#toxic old man yaoi#theyre so divorced#my ex wife still misses me#but her aim is getting better#own art#bill cipher#gravity falls
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I love how ConcernedApe was like "no, you may not have children with your adorable monster roommate" and instead of making me less feral, that just encouraged me to marry villagers, divorce them, take full custody, then introduce our children to their new monster daddy.
You made me worse, ConcernedApe.
#stardew valley#that's what I do literally every time now#which also means that I no longer marry people I actually like lmao#I already married all the women in various playthroughs in the past#these days I always just marry a man who's irritating me#steal his sperm apparently#then divorce him and introduce his children to their new stepdad#I think I'll probably never do it to harvey or shane#harvey because he doesn't deserve it#shane because I can't stand him so much that I won't let him in my house even to betray#but everyone else is fair game#...I also did this to Penny once lmao rip#she was the last woman that I married and I guess the first one I robbed of her children whoops#I think I was just trying to get the full house achievement and I was like 'eh let's get Penny she wants kids right'#and then when I was done it was like........ okay cool now I'm marrying my actual true love#I have also done it to elliott and sebastian but I like... planned it those times...#sorry I just want to have a happy family with my true love who also happens to be a shadow monster#is that so wrong
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Oh yeah I meant to ask, to what extent does social paranoia/self-surveillance/Complexes/etc. affect Janeys & Brakulâs relationship, or their attitudes toward one another/themselves? I remember something written about them not engaging in penetrative sex in relation to Wardi taboos on bodily integrity, which, if not just happening to coincide with personal preference, sounds potentially pretty fraught. (Maybe excessively paranoid, but I want to clarify that this isnât necessarily a Horny Question)
Not a horny question but as usual my answer is going to be excessively long and detailed so get ready.
Anyway yeahhhh itâs pretty fraught. The bottom line is that they love each other and are also mad horny about it with only a limited number of outlets, which only adds stress to an already stressful situation. They are fully aware that they love each other and there's no 'no homo'ing their way out of this one, but ARE kind of in denial about there being a sexual component to their relationship (which is partly bolstered by the Wardi view on sexuality only considering Full Penetration to actually be 'sex', and they aren't doing that, sooooo....).
With regards to paranoia/self surveillance....
Both of them share a fairly equal concern about status and honor. They are both fully in agreement that many aspects of their relationship have to be secret and that both need to uphold a normative life for high status individuals. The threat of public shaming is a very real concern, and they have killed people over it (duels over slander and impugned honor are legal in some contexts, Brakul extralegally beat a guy to death for it once).
Brakul personally most concerned about other people, and is compelled to avoid doing anything in public that could even be construed as romantic in nature. Wardi cultural norms permit men to be physically affectionate with male friends (kissing on the cheek is a common greeting) but Brakul is pretty hardline Bro Do Not Even Touch Me In Public. He has very few compunctions about anything done in private so long as he doesn't specifically feel emasculated by it.
Janeys is heavily religious and strongly concerned about curses and spiritual pollution (all believers in this faith share this basic tendency, but it tends to be of more pressing psychological concern to the upper classes via impact on social status and honor). His core personal concerns are on the spiritual end of things- belief in curses and spiritual pollution is a very real motivating factor in this culture. Anything he does that is conventionally understood as emasculating or spiritually violating, he has to rationalize and self-justify away.
Thereâs a tendency among the upper class to imagine the Commoner having a poor, uneducated, and superficial understanding of the religion, and philosophical debates on the nuances of religion is considered an ideal leisure pastime among the educated upper class. So part of Janeysâ self-justification cycle is usually like âI am very smart and knowledgeable, and now that Iâm thinking about it the idea that [xyz gay as shit behavior] is spiritually polluting is superstition of the common rabble and missing all the Subtle Nuancesâ.
Itâs kind of like Janeys will laboriously mental gymnastics his way through his various concerns and eventually be like âI Have Discovered That Giving Blowjobs Is Not Spiritually Polluting, (And In Fact Is Very Masculine???) I Will Analyze This Furtherâ and Brakul is like âOk cool not polluting okay awesome thatâs great ok letâs go let's go letsgoletsgoletsgoâ
This is a long, slow process. They have been in a relationship where they both want to fuck each other stupid for over a decade without any of that happening, instead just very slowly escalating while being very frustrated about it the whole time.
Sworn brotherhoods such as theirs are upheld by an annual ritual involving bloodletting (the palms are cut, blood drained into wine and mutually imbibed, other stuff happens). Itâs a lengthy ceremony and partly supervised by a priest. The first escalation is they started doing this like, monthly on their own. It feels intimate and scratches an itch for physical and psychological closeness.
This escalated into performing a âââcondensedâââ version of the ritual, which is really just them sitting around and cutting each other with a razor and licking up the blood (while perhaps half-assedly reciting the associated prayers). The underlying factor is they always need to have some excuse that does not âshameâ them- in this case, they have decided that their frequent exchange of blood keeps their bond soooo strong and powerful and that they're like, the best sworn brothers ever.
This blood shit is UNQUESTIONABLY sexual for them and is a physical outlet for sexual frustration. And it does eventually escalate to them finally getting off (âweird blood shitâ was their first base, âdoing weird blood shit and frantically dry humping to completion and then not talking about itâ was their second, âkissing on the mouthâ was like, 6th)
This all was worsened by the genius decision of having Brakul knock up Hibrides, who is Janeysâ wife. Janeys has no attraction to women (and also probable fertility issues) so he never succeeded himself. She had passed the expected childbearing age and is utterly miserable in this relationship and was kinda like âuhhh if you wonât let me fucking DIVORCE YOUR ASS youâd better figure something out because youâre shaming MEâ, and since sworn brothers effectively âshareâ wives (IN THEORY this is just a commitment to support your brothersâ wife and children in the case of his death) they came to an agreement that this was NOT Janeys being cuckolded and shamed, as long as no one else finds out.
The lingering after effects of this decision are one of the primary strains on their relationship on a whole number of levels, one of which is Janeys now being intensely jealous of Hibrides for âgetting toâ fuck Brakul, and that she has had a form of closeness with him that Janeys can never have (not even just the sex but like, conception itself). The feeling of having a metaphysical bond with someone who he sees as stronger than himself makes him feel more secure, and the sense that someone has gotten in the way of that and experienced something 'deeper' is very distressing for him. Brakul also kind of wants to be a father and really, really, really wants a relationship with his bastard children (something which both Janeys and Hibrides prevent him from doing) which really wears on him.
On a personal level, Janeys swings between feeling smugly justified about everything (he's only hiding it because everyone around him is stupid and wouldn't get The Nuances) and like, Oh God I've fucked up so bad I am shamed beyond recognition. Why did you let me do this to myself, this is your fault, you made me like this, etc etc etc. (This is especially the case when he suffers any unusual misfortune, seeing it as signs of a curse).
Brakul can usually weather this out (and is also very good at logically assuaging his concerns), but it's very draining on him. He shares the core belief in spiritual pollution, but he doesn't share the experience of actually Feeling dirty or shamed by things only they know about. They get into a lot of fights (not necessarily explicitly about all this, but it's an underlying tension) and Brakul often just deals with it by up and leaving for days on end until Janeys is miserable enough to not be upset. Brakul also has some alcohol abuse issues and could be diagnosed with clinical depression (not entirely because of this, but it doesn't help).
Another bottom line is just like, after over a decade in vehement denial that they are fucking each other, the notion of 'actually fucking each other' has kind of an outsized weight to it. Objectively (BY WARDI CULTURAL STANDARDS) they have ENTIRELY and thoroughly shamed each other and are riddled with spiritual pollution, and taking it up the ass couldn't make it any worse so might as well. But they haven't quite got there.
So yeah this is kind of all over the place but I think this answers the question???????
#It should be noted that all this is not an exercise of âwhat would it be like to be a gay man in this setting?â but instead#âwhat would it be like for these specific guys - who are freaks - to be gay men in this setting?â#Also I have to introduce Hibrides soon sheâs an important character.#I have engaged in the (wildly masturbatory) practice of imagining your thing has a fandom and what the bad fandom takes would be#and am pretty convinced that sheâd get a lot of hate.#shes trapped in a miserable relationship with a guy who is abnormally misogynist (in an already patriarchal culture) and also HATES HER and#she doesnât even want kids but societal pressure (and Janeys publicly blaming her for not having children and claiming she was infertile)#gets her to agree to this whole scheme. He wants nothing to do with her and vice versa but he won't let her get a divorce because it would#be humiliating for him. Sheâs really going through it#but I also donât want her to be a pure innocent victim and the end result is a character that some people would definitely be like#âummm wow horrible homophobic bitchwife :/â about#brakul red dog#janeys haidamane
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Honestly think Jessica Simpson's memoir should be required reading for Swifties (especially newer/younger ones) to understand what Taylor is driving at in so much of her music and how that kind of trauma has lasting and often lifelong impacts on a person even after they're out of the thick of it and healed.
#like... the way sex and substances and affection and alienation were all used to manipulate JS and keep her off-kilter#and the specific time her came into her life when she was vulnerable too (post-divorce)#and used her name in the press to keep her down#and the struggles she faced afterwards in the aftermath#(because I'd bet money jm is a ********** and so is mh but anyway)#would've could've should've#jessica was freshly divorced in her mid-20s and it still rocked her world upside down... imagine that with a relatively sheltered 19 yo#Jessica is very measured in how she speaks about it in that she's not salacious and she doesn't give all the gory details#but gives enough to be extremely clear about what he did#and honestly feels like what some people who don't get dear john/wcs fully need to fill in the blanks#(and smallest man too because same pathology different font)
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made a family.... they are heading towards destruction <3
#THIS is the sexy middle aged man iw as talking about#like lorddddddd#mysims#he had a situationship with kristopher volkov and whenever they eventually get divorced he somehowww finds his way back into his bed ;)#esther is emotionally cheating on him with her coworker lol#ts4#sims 4#simblr#ts4 cas
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T'Pring and Stonn from the @startrekswimsuitspecial
#T'Pring#Stonn#T'Pring/Stonn#star trek#tos#st tos#star trek tos#'Ready to go home?'#bea art tag#As the world drags me kicking and screaming into the Depression Month I look into my locket (where I've put Summer for safekeeping)#Anyway. I love T'Pring so much - thinking about her again bc I saw a post that said it would have been more logical for T'Pring#to just have sex with Spock. I disagree!!! Since her goal was not to have sex with or marry Spock. In fact she was fighting#for any way NOT to do that! So it would have been quite illogical indeed!#You the audience who loves Spock might think 'why didn't T'Pring just be pragmatic and have sex with this essential stranger every#seven years for the rest of their lives? It's a win win bc Spock stays alive without having to fight Kirk and T'Pring gets all the money an#power she desires' but you the audience have forgotten the fact that T'Pring's desire is not money or power and is instead a divorce#Rather telling that the 'logical' thing for a woman to do in you the audience's opinion is ''just'' have sex with a man for HIS sake#instead of rejecting him for her own#If you believe T'Pring's actions to be illogical/incomprehensible#perhaps consider whether you are actually thinking about T'Pring and not Spock
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if you took a bad enough hit while dao rock armour was active, could you have scars from blunt force trauma that spiderweb like cracks in stone
#i should be so fucking asleep right now but hear me out. minerva. landsmeet duel. loghain has shield bash. do you hear what im saying#i was thinking about magical scars for him actually#but that fucking armour. you have to cook him in it like a lobster in its shell#sometimes i think mages are overpowered for that fight realistically#and then i remember those close quarters and how fucking massive i think he is#heâs like a foot and a half taller than minerva. crikey#okay im saying fuck a lot but the crikey is a sign. need to sleep. need to sleep#but minerva literally cracked open during the landsmeet divorce#and only afterwards when nobody is watching letting her skin turn back from stone#holds it for so long that wynne canât fix it clean#loghain SHOULD have a scar too for matchie matchies#its crushing prison she usually uses. crumpling that man like a tin can#that could fuck you up. less visible though. iâll workshop#i dont think shed get enough of a grip to pull off something like#a handprint burn#maybe a slice across the cheek from a blade of ice#iâll workshop. iâll workshop. goodnight
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