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there is, famously, a huge amount of social pressure on gnc cis people to transition. society just wants more trans people, trans women especially. this is a real and serious problem. there are just too many trans women making egg jokes. we have to protect the poor cis people from being compared to us (which is clearly and self evidently a horrible thing to do clearly)
#juney.txt#I'm gonna drink lighter fluid#are the people calling every single gnc cis person they see an egg in the room with us right now?#this is not a real thing that happens but if it was it wouldn't be a thing worth taking seriously#you people just found a sociably acceptable way to act like trans women are oppressing cis people#so you can Heroically Tell Them Off or whatever#over fucking *nothing*#I hope every single cis man wakes up tomorrow in a basement with an estrogen needle stuck in their vein#especially if they're gnc#oh god I just realised why they constantly bring that up in this stupid hypothetical#it's to give the hypothetical cis person an aura of queerness.#so that disrespecting their gendernonconformity#by suggesting they might actually not be a guy who is fem (queering it) but rather a gal who is fem#becomes some kind of queerphobic erasure#it's trying to reframe things to make it look like trans people even talking about the idea of eggs is Punching Down against other queer ppl#God fucking damn it
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William and the will o’ wisps make me incredibly happy
He’s like a tired cat owner
#bandit's doodles#jrwi prime defenders#william wisp#William and the will o’ wisps has the same vibe as gillion and the tidestriders#this was lowkey just an excuse to draw his hero suit#it’s so silly#whenever I pull out the pixel art brush I get carried away though#it’s like seasoning your food#it just makes my art so much stupider and that means I can draw more nonsense#you can tell I just drew whatever came to mind#the fucking skibidi William one sent me into a laughing fit for a solid 10 minutes#I couldn’t even look at the screen#also drawing fire in this style is so much fun dude#that full color doodle on the first page is genuinely one of my favorite drawings I’ve ever done#my bullshit doodles are so much better than when I’m actually trying to draw something#but that’s really funny so I’m cool with it#so completely unrelated but you should listen to chuckle dungeon unlimited#anywiwis#that’s all from me
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serving ✨cunt✨ and country
#idek know what this is exactly just know the working title was 'kazansky's cunty vibes ft. icemav'#consider it a fancam of 'you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid' i guess#icemav#tom kazansky#top gun edit#my amvs#linds original
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Armand/Lestat beef you will always be famous
#that fucking ‘you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid’ meme is exactly them#AHAHA NEXT PROJECT FOR REAL#I’ve been missing tvl like crazy I srsly need to reread it#art#fanart#digital art#fan art#my art#iwtv#tvl#the vampire lestat#armand#lestat de lioncourt#gabrielle de lioncourt#tvc#the vampire chronicles#interview with the vampire
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genuinely what the fuck is wrong with them
#been seething about that fuckass pic all day#with the phly down and the fucking sex shop wolf ears and the unbuttoned shirt genuinely why would they show me this#why would they make me see this with my eyes#and the messy ass floor#the longer you look the worse it gets#honestly they better not upload today i don’t want to see their stupid faces#we’re in a fight#fuck dan and phil#hate those phaggots#they’re actually such fucking freaks#phreak ass whores#phannieism is a curse fr#wish i could leave this cult but i made a blood oath in 2015 so even death wont release me from this hell#dnp#dan and phil#phan#dan howell#daniel howell#amazingphil#phil lester#dick and penis#dip and pip#d&p#danandphilgames#danisnotonfire#dapg#yeet my deet#yeet my deenp
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I get that Daniel is a rude old man, but refusing to partake, or even sample, a snack offered to you by the host is just bad manners, plain and simple.
#“i'm a savory man most day”#shut up#you want to fuck and be fucked by that snack so bad it makes you look stupid#interview with the vampire#iwtv#armand#daniel molloy#devil's minion#text#my post
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phinktober day 11: ur fav AU
i dont rlly do AUs so i just drew them how i wish they would dress xo
(dan’s tats r carnations and snowdrops and phil’s r roses and honeysuckle. for no reason 🤗)
ALSO bonus version w makeup bc i couldn’t pick <3
#soz copied caption from twt i have been drawing for 7 hours straight i need to drink water eat something take a piss and a shower and sleep#no braincell rn#goodbye it is wine time#hope yall like this idfk what people what these days other than ship art but im not doing that so sorry no knights fucking for you#just me making them look like me bc i’m a narcissist etc#god i am way too tired to be yapping rn i have no filter whatever ABYWAY HASHTAG DANIPHIW#art2 and craft2#dnp#phanart#dan and phil#daniel howell#amazingphil#dan howell#phil lester#phinktober#punk edits irl come back to me please#i’m missing a fkn hashtag i just know it whatever i don’t CARE im TIRED i have eaten nothing but half a jar of picked today i feel so goblin#idk why i tunnelvisioned w this piece it’s not even that good or detailed LMFAO#actually the tattoos were a BITCH and also made me sad bc of my whole failed tattooing career etc#OH MY GOD WHY AM I YAPPING SO MUCH SOMEONE EUTHANISE ME#good NIGHT !!!!!!#pickles not picked btw but i’m not retyping all of that#now i’m sad bc i’m out of pickles and it’s 10pm and everything is shut:( hate my stupid gay life
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i havent drawn anything worth posting in a while hi ^__^ erm..... are texans always this strange and unusual?
#reverse 1999#reverse 1999 spoilers#????????????#i love being a gacha gamer goodlord. its like embarrassing how much my brain likes them.#it all started with bandori.......... i can never escape now.#esp as like. a video game design student. i recognise most of these games have like no good gameplay. but i cant help it...its fun..#i love logging in for like 5 minutes every day doing my stupid dailies and thats it. maybe repeat that once more in the afternoon#im yappiiingggg anyways the new reverse update is nice#they should go back to europe tho pspspsps come to the balkans ^_^ we have so much drama worth exploring.#i liked argus but mostly in the scenes where they werent trying to make her look cool....just a nice lady overall. id like to hang out w he#i think im gonna start posting more ocs from now on tho.... def on my brain more#i know people barely interact with those posts of mine but who gaf#or maybe pjsk since its slowly creeping its way back into my brain. mizukiwhen i fucking get you.mizuki#ermmm ok thats all i have to say for now adios#(dont read the rest of these its embarrassign)#argus reverse 1999#tuesday reverse 1999#wtf is that other girls name#kimberly reverse 1999#i think idk#shes so fun wtf is wrong with you.#art i made
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All credit for this joke goes to my fiancé, @raineseda .
#she doesn’t even watch the show btw#they just worked out that this is their dynamic#it’s so funny too like vox ur barking up the wrong tree buddy#hazbin hotel#alastor#vox#hazbin alastor#hazbin vox#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin hotel vox#radio killed the video star#hellaverse#vivziepop#you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid#please if someone can draw. draw this 🙏🏻
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WHAT IF IT WAS PURPLE
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this is my brother and i need a shovel to love him (prints)
#death note#meronia#mello dn#near dn#mihael keehl#nate river#nearmello#i have a disease named 2008 yaoi and it is terminal. sorry#their 15 minutes of screentime and cain&abel slay have captivated me#hits that compelling dynamic that canon gives you just enough to extrapolate about spot#you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up / you want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid etc etc etc etc im predictable#i've decided to be proactively problematic and interpret their relationship as a brotherhood but also they kiss. hope this helps#anyway flamecon is approaching so im trying to bang out all the illustrations i didnt finish in the past seven months#is it -- yes it's all nearmello. sorry#as usual have this at 3 am the artist's natural unhinged hour#artists on tumblr#illustration#horreurart
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jhgnngggn i’m back to thinking about post-nrc yuusha and jamil--- extremely long ramble below prepare for uh angst??? i guess???

i buried some of these lore in the tags somewhere but anyways-
yuusha and jamil exchanged hair ties when they separated and went off on their own post-nrc as a way to "remember each other by".
they both have different plans for their own futures despite wanting to be "together"— whatever that means. yuusha stayed at nrc working as staff and jamil is out travelling.
at this point though they STILL never officially “dated” but oh they were so so close SO many times to putting a label on it.
“what happened then” <- idk man they’re incredibly stupid. yuusha is still horribly noncommittal and jamil is- jamil. (“…the hell does that mean” <- SHHHH i will not elaborate)
they ended as just "really good friends" (something something on they’re on the spectrum of queerplatonic but they didn’t understand that that was the case) .
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at first they did well keeping in touch from a long distance—
yuusha never forgets to check in on jamil, texting/calling whenever possible, she was always the first to initiate.
and jamil still would’ve made the same effort of course, but yuusha always beats him to it. he sort of just expected her check-ins every day.
and he looks forward to that 1-15 notifications that he gets as soon as he wakes up. it does get him going knowing that she was specifically thinking of him at the start of the day.
that wouldn't last though. eventually, the more yuusha met more people and cultivated new relationships, the more she felt herself grow further and further apart from jamil.
yuusha thrives on physical relationships and the majority of the time the only communication and contact between her and jamil is through the phone.
and so the messages from her became less and less frequent as yuusha got more absorbed and interested in her work and other relationships.
don't get it wrong, she still cared about jamil. loved him even, in her own way.
he just became less of a priority.
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it was bittersweet to think that jamil finally had the chance to initiate the conversation.
because that meant yuusha had been thinking of him less and he had to remind her himself that— hey he's still there, remember him?— although that's not exactly what he would say. that's a bit too antagonistic and petty. surely, she's just busy. right?
yuusha would respond as if everything was normal. but the usual fondness, the usual warmth, they weren't there. her words through the screen felt dry. forced.
she can use the unnecessary punctuations and emojis she wants but she is not getting past him.
they called. it was nice to hear her voice. but. there's the same feeling of detachment. why are they talking as if this was one of their first times?
yuu, what happened?— is what jamil wanted to ask. but he would also respond nonchalantly. as if everything was normal.
jamil still tried to reach out to her. similar to how she did with him.
but it was to no avail.
their interactions felt too far gone from what they had.
eventually jamil also realized that there was No Point.
if she wasn’t going to make the effort anymore, why should he?
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professor yuusha tala walks in to her class which her signature braid and feathered hair tie.
it's lovely having gotten used to working at nrc. her students are surprisingly behaved and she enjoys teasing chatting with her coworkers. surely she isn't missing anything, is she?
and the traveler, jamil viper. he's seen most of the sights, experienced a lot of things. it's like he is slowly fulfilling his childhood dreams.
he ties his hair with the same one he's been using for years. it's a surprise it hasn't snapped yet from how worn out it looks. this really belonged to someone so cheap, huh.
he wonders why he's still using it. he had come across fitting souvenirs that could replace it.
waste of money— jamil convinces himself. besides, this hair tie is fit for every occasion and it's still holding up anyway.
he'll just get a new one when this one finally bites the dust.
if it ever does.
it's really stubborn for a hair tie.
#[—✦ rambling#-✧ oc rambles#twst oc x canon#(💜) yuusha#(💜) curry noodles#postnrc💜#(<- new taggggg)#-✦��]#ougghh platonic/romantic breakups???#SILENT breakups.#awful.#THEYRE NOT FOREVER DOOMED I SWEAR;;; IM STILL THINKING OF THEIR ENDGAME AFTER SOME UH REUNION OR SOMETHING---#anyways- proofread once and im not looking back-#also i retconned my initial ideas a bit#bc idk how to make it make sense that jamil would be the one ghosting#surely i can come up with a reasonable explanation but i cant think of anything 😭#so i’mma make it yuusha’s fault- ty you absolute girlfailure (derogatory) 👍#i kind of notice my writing(???) bleeds into my oc rambling#but i feel like i can’t call it that 😭#which i know sounds stupid but still ack#the way i’d feel so differently if this was a low effort doodle instead#i guess i’d consider this semi-writing but idk if i still want to tag it as ‘my writing’#writers i salute you bc how the fuck do you put words together
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just how can i protect your smile?
#you guys like yaoi? can i get you some yaoi#pjsk#prsk#project sekai#proseka#tsukasa tenma#rui kamishiro#ruikasa#AUUUUUGH.#this is what finally makes me actually draw riks. vocaloid autism#putting the link in the caption because NOBODY FUCKIGN TLAKS ABOUT SCISSORHANDS EVER WHERES THE HYPE I NEED HER. SONG OF THE DECADE(2009)#this song makes me incredibly normal. my bad. i saw the miume choreography when i was like 11 and my brain shifted#i wanted their outfits to look like mikus in the mv so bad. Fuck my life for that btw stupid fuckign frill trim. why did she have to slay#tried to think of smth other than butterflies for kasa but i have no brain and tbh i hope his life is miserable so its fine#me posting this only to tmblr and not twt because i fucking hate twt#im drawing more song covers that live in my mind palace so i'll pist them there all together. and maybe here all together. who give a shit.#emnn skeleton orchestra next and it will fix me#Good lord. sorry. Im so caught up posting this for no reason. Get me out of here#im supposed to have a lecture in 3 hours but post covid symptoms say otherwise. im so fucked#i have a cyberpunk dead boy wip with them but idk i dont like posting wips on here its like an archive. n i want to actually finish it#but dear lord rendering it with their stupid outfits. clutches my chest falls to the floor. AUUUUGH#wxs killing me killing me taking damage augh auugh aughg
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Just rewatching episode 3 in the context of episode 5, and that early scene…
“You held Louis’s attention.”
“Louis thinks I’m boring….”
“Do you find me boring?”
“No.”
(A fascinating vampire meets an eager black hole)
Gif credit: @loumandiel
#do you want to hear my story?#and then Armand spills his guts for half an episode#they want to fuck each other so bad it makes them look stupid#Armand you fool you have no idea what you’re doing#Daniel already thinks you’re fascinating#iwtv#interview with the vampire#devils minion#armandaniel#armand x daniel#armand#daniel molloy#I’m bad at edits so forgive me#not my gifs#Armand seriously needs to crawl into Daniel’s lap and be held for like five straight years#armandiel
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the way dean folds every time sam acts submissive & needy…makes me insane
#love how sam is like “you wanna have control over me so bad it makes you look stupid” and then uses it against dean <3#they’re so fucked up i love them#wincest#samdean#spn
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NGL I have STRONG opinions about digital releases omitting the letters to the editor section of older comics. I feel like the letters are a part of comic history and should be aggressively preserved.
#look i was a weirdo and loved the letters so much#so much#so fucking damn much#i still to this day mourn that we don't have them#sometimes the editors would publish blatant aggressive criticism and promise to do better on some things#it was rare but it did happen in a handful of things involving stereotypes#also there is queer history in them such as in superboy and the ravers where people wrote in about hero#asking WHY he was not interested in women and this editor had to so professionally explain that he was GAY and where they stood on it#you also got to read queer readers writing in about these queer characters and the JOY in their words is priceless#also sorry but geoff's letters are fun and stupid at the same time and are a huge insight to what his hcs were#he LOVED tiny krypto so much it likely inspired him making dex starr bc he loved the idea of a small overly powered animal#not saying that was the main reason why ofc but it is interesting that he created dex after praising that mean little mutt#i say with the most love#my venting#my rambles
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