#this line fucking kills me
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"you shit talked me under the table, talking rings and talking cradles, I wish I could unrecall how we almost had it all"
#i think loml is my favourite off ttpd rn#this line fucking kills me#the tortured poets department#ttpd#loml#taylor swift#jonathan rambles
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("Always. Continuously. With increasing apprehension, and decreasing hope. I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday. I will love you as a corpse loves the beak of the vulture. I will love you no matter what happens to you, and no matter how I discover what happens to you, and no matter what happens to me as I discover this." -- paraphrased from The Beatrice Letters, Lemony Snicket)
#svsss#bingqiu#luo binghe#shen qingqiu#lbh#sqq#i've been working through the series of unfortunate events and somehow that series has paired really nicely with svsss#the themes of cycling violence and what's justified and what isn't and what can possibly be done differently#and how trying to bring love and honour into the midst of it really changes nothing but also changes everything#it's just *chef's kiss*#i don't know how i can quite do my thoughts justice but i've spent the past few weeks quietly going between the two series (and mdzs and tg#as well if we're being honest they all hit similar questions and themes) and just reveling in the pain and ambiguity of it#everything is interconnected and it means you can never know what trauma and pain and necessity has shaped a person#each story goes too far back to ever ever EVER possibly see the full extent of it#at that level even communication itself is nearly impossible.#and because of that it's almost impossible to change anything. beat yourself apart and the outcome is the same#and yet ATTEMPTING to change things ATTEMPTING to do the kind thing the honourable thing is absolutely critical#because while you can change nothing you also have the capacity to change EVERYTHING#aaaaaaah i don't even know what i'm saying#but i read the beatrice letters today and the love letter just. killed me.#(obviously i cherrypicked some lines because it's three pages long but those ones felt right)#''i love you like a corpse loves a vulture's beak'' i just. can't get over that line.#to be completely changed. altered. destroyed. redeemed. purified. desecrated. reduced to nothing yet entirely necessary for another's life.#what a FUCKING line#anyway i was either going to blow up from thinking about it or else i had to exorcise it via art from an entirely different series#i've already done svsss and discworld why not throw a series of unfortunate events into the mix#i'll be honest folks i did not expect svsss to be the mxtx series that would fuck me up the most about the main ship#bingqiu is something else. i don't even know how to begin to approach my feelings on it. impossibility and necessity all at once#bizarre#my art
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"What about you, Connor? You look human. You sound human. But what are you, really?"
#can i just say this scene AND SPECIFICALLY THIS DIALOGUE OPTION kills me?#dbh#detroit become human#dbh connor#connor rk800#hank anderson#dbh hank#tbh this chapter and this line is what really solidified me shipping hankcon so im tagging it that too#hankcon#this isn't part of the timestamp roulette btw#just me fucking around with my own feelings#phoenixspencer gifs
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i've been so used to the online space where if you like a series or fictional character that someone else hates they will openly berate you and cut you out of their life and tell you to Go Die so when i got into a thing that a friend really didn't like and their only reaction was "i do not like it" and left it at that with no over the top reaction or lecture on Why The Thing They Don't Like Is Bad, honestly i felt like i met god
#i am often reminded my irl friend group is made up of people who act like actual mature adults and every day i am so fucking grateful for it#when i see people going on like: if you like xyz fandom or character you are blocked on sight yes i will kill a friendship over this#my reaction is always something along the lines of: well okay let me just preemptively make sure you and i don't interact ever again ???#and it's NEVER THE TEENS MAKIN THESE POSTS!! WHICH IS WHAT TERRIFIES ME#it's always grownass adults that should be more concerned with idk!!! taxes!! work!! the news!!! LITERALLY ANYTHING THAT ACTUALLY MATTERS
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Colin tries to kill Ryan
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#whose line#whose line is it anyway#ryan stiles#colin mochrie#drew carey#whoselineedit#wliia#wliiaedit#ryans face fucking kills me every time
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One liners the sequel
#acontextual house#house md#gregory house#james wilson#thirteen#remy hadley#robert chase#“irene adler” fucking killed me first time I heard it#Wilson you're fucking asshole lmao#now did he made up a name or the Sherlock series existence is canon#but ducklings didn't seem to catch on to the reference so its prob random#or was it losely based on someone real who house knew and who did “win” like irene in sherlock did#the fact that this is wilson (watson) telling (making up) us the story of irene is very neat adaptation move to me#is it even adaptation lol. just a reference I guess#anyway#still i laughed at that line#and whats in the porntitle is “Making room for Daddy's hot bisexual with boyfriend problems.”#ridiculous#applies to them both#long post#longpost
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stray kids <ate> mashup video ⋆
#stray kids#skz#staydaily#bystay#bang chan#lee know#changbin#hyunjin#han#felix#seungmin#i.n#tw flashing#ot8#:mine#t:teaser#t:gif#i hate how dark some parts of this vid was IDK HOW TO COLOR THEM rip chan's gif#look at the goddamn pixels#going insane at 2am#anyway HAN POP IS BACK#TWILIGHT SOUNDS LIKE MY JAM#and chan's line in chk chk boom HOLY FUCK?? are u trying to kill me#so what songs did u guys like <3
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BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER 6x21 | “Two to Go”
#btvsedit#btvs#buffythevampireslayeredit#buffy the vampire slayer#creations#buffyseries#buffysource#dailybtvs#slayerdaily#buffy summers#willow rosenberg#SMG's line delivery in the 2nd gif kills me!!#SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE IT! SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE WHAT SHE'S SAYING!#and then in the next episode she'll realize there ARE things to live for.#who the fuck is doing a depression arc like buffy s6
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Is Toey really that Milk Frappe Boy?
WE ARE | EP7
#we are the series#weareedit#winny thanawin#phuwin tangsakyuen#peem#Q#we are#we are series#my edits#i know this scene was waaaaaay longer but i had to like pick a couple of important lines#bc i needed this on my blog#but i also didnt want this to be like 30 gifs long lol#ANYWAAAAAYS#THE “MY HEART HAS ALWAYS BEEN BY MY SIDE” LINE FUCKING KILLED ME LIKE THIS IS SO ROMANTIC WHAT THE FUCK 😭😭😭
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If anyone allows Zhang Teng to get in again, I'll kill them!
AI DI + talking about & attitude towards death KISEKI: DEAR TO ME (2023)
#kiseki: dear to me#kisekiedit#kdtm#kiseki dear to me#ai di x chen yi#chen yi x ai di#louis chiang#chiang tien#jiang dian#nat chen#chen bowen#userspring#uservid#userspicy#userrain#pdribs#userjjessi#*cajedit#*gif#i'm obsessed with this guy. did you know. COULD YOU TELL.#not included: ai di trying really really hard to kill zhang teng with his own knife#being gifted a shotgun and getting really fucking excited about it#cdy literally saying to him 'if this was 4 years ago you would have killed a bunch of people by now'#and every single line in the 'die before you' ep13 scene bc unfortunately it isnt like i could fit the whole conversation into this set#basically he's feral and should also be allowed to do whatever he wants all the time forever#anyway i'd like to thank god and also jesus that after *gestures* all this AND chen yi getting shot (hah) no one died in this show#.................it would have been really funny if zherui had though. like. it would have been ironic. to me.#because he's always the guy telling ai di to be less violent and then ai di has to scold him about Real Gang Life okjdflkasjdflk#i love to bully that guy idc. <3
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EDYN TIDESTRIDER, CHALLENGER OF THE UNDERSEA, RIVAL OF THE DEEP. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOUR BROTHER WAS CHOSEN TO BE A WEAPON OF THE GODS? HOW WILL YOU UNDO WHAT THEY HAVE DONE TO HIM?
#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#jrwi riptide#edyn tidestrider#cw blood#EDYYYNNNN TTIDESTRIDERRR OHH HOW I LOVE HERRRR#THIS IS A PAGE FULLA REEAALLY OLD DOODLES AND REALLY REALLY OLD DOODELS AND NEW DOODLES. ENJOY.#ONLY CLEANED IT UP A BUNCH TTODAY AND IM ACTUALLY SO SO HAPPY W IT WEEEEE#WHAT WAS IT LIKE? DOWN IN THE UNDERSEA. TO VISIT YOUR BROTHER WHENEVER THE ADULTS WOULD LET YOU#A KID WHO DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON OR WHY HER BROTHER WAS BEING TAKEN AWAY OR WHY HE KEEPS GETTING HURT#OR WHY THE ADULTS JUST KEEP LETTING IT HAPPEN. ITS FOR THE BEST? FATE OF THE WORLD AND ALL THAT? HEY WHO THE FUCK IS IN CHARGE HERE#HOW DO WE STOP IT. HOW DO I STOP IT. THERES PEOPLE OUT THERE WORKING ON SOMETHING. ARITIFICIAL LEVIATHAN YOU SAY?#WE COULD BUILD A THING TO RIVAL THE GODS. WELL. SIGN ME UP. IM GOING TO UNDO WHAT THEY DID TO YOU#WHAT A FASCINATING THING SHE ACTUALLY SAID. 'IM GOING TO UNDO WHAT THEY DID TO YOU' HELLO?? EDYN? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN#WHAT EXACTLY DID THEY DO TO HIM. OTHER THAN THE PROPHECY TRAINING. YOU CAN UNDO THAT? YOU CAN UNDO ALL THAT? HOW?? HELLO???#LIKE SURE I JUST SPOUTED MY THEORIES I THINK SHE WANTS TO KILL GOD BUT THATS JUSTA THEORY... A GA#WHAT IS EDYNS GOAL AND WHY CANT SHE TELL ANYONE OOUUUHHH EDYNNNN CMERE EDYNN CMERRE STOP WALKING AWAY CMERE. COME HERE.#fuuuuuck shes so mysteriousss what is she HIDING!!shes also so so so so angry i fucken know she is. shes so gentle and so sweet and timid#but she is ANGRY and shes SMART and clearly shes AMBITIOUS bc shes TALKING TO THE FUCKING BIG HEAD HONCHO O THE FUCKEN NNAAAVYYYYY#ALSO WHO IS NICHOLAS. IF THATS EVEN HIS REAL NAME. WHO DID YYYOU MEET EDYN. DO YOU HAVE A WISH TO BE GRANTED EDYN???#CHEWING ON THE BARS O MY CELL I NNNNEEEEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT EDYN IM SO CURIOUS IMG ONNA KILL PEOPLE#i said once in another post 'the oath an eldest sister takes on is on par w that of a paladins-#-and sometimes upheld w the very same ferocity'. I REALLY LIKED THAT LINE.#pleeese... if u can hear me.. pls join me and draw edyn w unbridled plasmatic rage abt the way her brother was treated by the Elders#also pls draw her SCARY. I NEED HER TO BE SSCARY. PLEEASEE I NEED HER TO BE JUST AS VIOLENT AS GILLION BUT INA ICE COLD WAY#JUST AS VIOLENT JUST AS STRONG JUST AS MUCH OF AN AQUATIC MONSTER. im sure u see the vision.#ok i gotta go t bed now i got work in tha morning n i should nnot be stayin up this late. if u hav thoughts abt edyn pls scream abt em#okay byyyyeee goodniiigihhttttt
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wait a sec...
The Three Railway Engines, beginning of final story:
Edward and Gordon often went through the tunnel where Henry was shut up. Edward would say, "Peep, peep - hullo!" and Gordon would say, "Poop, poop, poop! Serves you right!"
Main Line Engines, beginning of final story:
Edward scolded the twins severely, but told Gordon it served him right. Gordon was furious.
#all three engines are now i am going to kill them#🙃#ttte#thomas the tank engine#the railway series#i've shouted it from the rooftops before there are more than a few books where it's so obvious#that wilbert awdry was in 'i'm writing the finale now' mode#and i've said before that main line engines is one of them there are sooooo many callbacks and 'bookends'#this one is new to me though#i would think it's coincidence but the placements are so perfectly in parallel.#gordon drops his 'serves you right' while henry thinks he's gonna die alone#edward drops his 'served you right' after gordon thought he was gonna die alone#i know i'm not the first to observe this 'friendship' is a bit square-quotey at times but. you guys.#i think we underrated just how fucked up these three are 💀#what the hell is this#fc1 should have sold each to three different corners of the earth lmaooo.#the vibes were rancid from day 1 and instead of dealing with it he was just like 'well maybe if i paint them all the same color 🤔'
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im gonna level w you, fellow medic mains. you are a lot worse at the game than you think
#not me though i fucking rock#jk i suck ass#but i mean this in a way where i know what its like#just heal ppl. pop an uber. etc.#its more abt decision making and choosing the right patient#and doing it right will win most games#but bc of this you will start thinking youre incredibly important and cant be replaced#and so the attitude of medic mains#myself included#becomes insufferable#“protect me all medpacks are mine impress me kill for me i wont uber you unless you are worthy”#meanwhile they leave anyone who isnt a heavy to die#i beg you play other classes find a main that isnt medic to get you into the action#preferably classes on the front line#itll make you a better medic if you know what the recieving end of the healing beam feels like#you will notice who the medics tend to heal over others#you will notice bad ubers and coward medics that give up on you and abandon you#you will notice their mistakes and itll affect you#its helped me get better#im slowly figuring out what to do for soldiers#tgeyre the hardest to pocket gor but its pure magic when it goes right#i main demoman and medics are allergic to me in the field man
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Crazy how people buy into the ‘Vander and Vi hero, Silco and Jinx villain’ thing like the writers didnt try so hard to tell you its not even close to being that simple
#please perceive things when you look at them#do we even know Why Vander tried to drown Silco? When? before or after the bridge?#and idk about yall but nothing. NOTHING would keep me from my sister. ESPECIALLY after almost a decade in prison#there is almost NO line shed be able to cross that would make her lose me#fuck everone else. who cares who i have to use or step on or kill to get to her#HER as she is. not begging for who she was#and for what?#certainly not police pussy after 19 years of constant police brutality like WHAT#idk i could write a fuckin novel of character study for all of them#arcane#arcane league of legends#bumblysdumbly
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The hero and the warrior were like the sun and the moon. (Spoiler: They mean gay.)
(Sketches & stuff under the cut)
Sketch 1 & 2
Line art, BKG, & shading layer cause it’s cool
#lmk#lego monkie kid#lmk six eared macaque#lmk sun wukong#tetris draws skrunklies#lmk shadowpeach#shadowpeach#u don’t even wanna know how long this took me#fucking idiot throws them off a nimbus & free falls#I’m still learning how 2shade dint come @ me😭#it’s 2 am & im so tired#listened 2 the undertale ost while drawing the line art btw#I had sun funny 2 say but I 4got um#LOOK! THEYRE FALLING 4 EACHOTHER ‼️#stole the moon from Wikipedia bcz I am not drawing that😭#& the bkg is heavily referenced from a Pinterest photo#so if u took that & see this#um hi💀#Tetris put ur signature on ur fuckimg art 4 once challenge#tumblr stop killing my art challenge
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sleep deprived dust can't recognize what's dream and what's real when he goes in and out of consciousness so i think dust is allowed to be incredibly reckless when he's awake but thinks he's in a dream. he will kill whoever passes by him (or attempt to. for him it's an instict to shoot bones anyways.) he will drink 4 bottles of alcohol just because he thinks its just a lucid dream. have incredibly loud conversations with phantom paps because he's asleep so nobody will hear him talk. or just have loud ass breakdowns because again he thinks he's asleep!!! nobody's gonna know what he gets up to in his dreams. and until someone (probably phantom paps) tells him that he's not asleep and this is reality he won't realize until he's done something really reckless
horror is seconds away from exploding dust's skull open with his magic while dust is trying to strangle him and FINALLY phantom paps tells him he's awake and dust snaps out of it. killer is walking around the house with bones sticking out of him like pins on a sewing pattern (casually too. another day in the life for him) and he just asks dust what that was about. dust just gets off of horror and shrugs his shoulders with an idk. and then walks away. this is the 6th time its happened this month
#horror needs to find a way for him to get back at dust for almost killing him#horror IMMEDIATELY booby traps dust's room's door with several fatal traps. and then dust just teleports away to dodge them#horrors incredibly cool bone manipulation power is incredibly underrated. neither dust nor killer can do what he does#when i say people underestimate just how powerful horror is i mean this#he has MANY shows of power where he summons a shitton of bones. or when he's clever and tricky#using tiny bones so his karma can hit the guards more and kill them faster??? GENIUS#granted kist could definitely think of something like that but that doesn't mean horror's a coughing baby#ok back to my original post. i came up with this after doing my little dusttale translation thing#dust is such a fucking asshole during it all istg and i whooped and cheered every time he was a fucking dick#when he doesn't know what to do when in doubt destroy everything you see. what a guy#he'd definitely be a lot smarter than that in real situations but again#he came up with that strategy while he was under the impression that he was in a dream#so i do think this little prick can be quite an unrestrained destructive force when he doesn't know whats real or not#can i just talk more about translated dust because GODDDD he was SO FUCKING COOL IN MAD TIME SERIES I SWEAR#when he plucked floweys petals off him one by one???? and then berated him??? and the nursing home comment??????? fuck i lov him#can you please unspill the spilled blod??? sick ass line. i think he knew from the start he was gonna betray flowey in that one#god i love canon dust so much he's such a sadistic shit. and he likes it. what a freak. HE LIKES IT#the only person he outwardly expressed regret about killing was papyrus. you'd think he'd care more about everyone else but NOPE#or maybe he did in the earlier runs. still doesn't hide from the fact that he was cruel to everyone else. because thats dusttale 4 you#youre on death row and theyve sentenced you to endless torture and then the mtt pulls up#listen man if i were on death row and they were my torturers id let them do whatever. my babies can get back at me for making them suffer#canon horrordust my beloved i love canon horror and dust#idk if killer in this is like totally canon but idc. it's such a funny idea to make him unbothered when he's injured its hilarious#horror and dust's personal little punching bag ✨✨#killer sans#dust sans#horror sans#murder time trio#utmv#tricule hc
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