#this isnt even getting into the fact that he can become a skeleton

[veilkeeper]

the key thing you need to remember about emmrich is that yes he is a sweet, kindly man, but first and foremost he is a freak and is liable to start talking about weird shit at any given moment. he thinks discussing post-mortem planning is like, a normal conversation to have with your friends. all the dates he takes you on are in a graveyard. you fuck in a coffin at some point. and that's the tame end of things. he's also prepared to talk about complex magical theory at any given moment and he absolutely does not have a gauge of what is a safe amount to assume someone knows about that (answer: zero). so if you're not playing a mourn watch rook, you do need to make sure the rook you're romancing him with is prepared to match his freak. you need to craft a character that is prepared for him to talk about corpses on a date and still be enthusiastically down afterwards.

[gingersp1ce547]

Liz sniffs out pretty quickly what’s happening when she notices cellbit out investigating on his own. She joins him obviously after the two argue about how the other is also trying to protect the people they care about by keeping their investigations secret. Liz narrowly wins it in the end by pointing out her secret investigation isn’t completely alone because she always has cellbit with her.

So she joins him in his forced work for the federation, and when they learn about an egg that had starved to death in a dark hole, liz becomes consumed by the need to saved it, holding out hope that it still has one life left.

Its barely a week before liz is spending every moment she’s awake trying to save this egg. Investigating even without cellbit, who even though he would like to be right there beside her, has to a. Still do his work for the federation, b. Keep up with investigating everything else on the island, and c. Spend time with his family.

However, the worst liz’s mental state gets, the more her family notices.

It’s not like they hadn’t before. Thiago and joui both silently deciding to keep an eye on her from afar (though thiago also suspects joui is up to something secretive), where as arthur always offers an open ear and place to relax from everything, and cesar doesn’t think twice before helping her replenish her gear.

They know liz. They know there isnt a world where she doesn’t get caught up in an investigation, but they also don’t want to live in a world where she isn’t safe and when it gets to the point of her constantly being exhausted? They have no other choice but to step in.

Everyone else on the island refers to it as intervention with a mixture of affection and worry, but for equipe e it’s a tense day. Joui and thiago lead the discussion since both of them had to put together what she had been doing alone. When liz tries to tell them why, thiago cuts her off. He knew already why. There isn’t a world where he wouldn’t understand her decision. But there also isn’t a world where their family stands complacently as liz tears herself apart.

Liz relents surprisingly quickly. The parallels with the conversation they had about the wellsprings standing out in her mind as sharp as a knife.

She’s not quite sure when she started hating herself. Only that it became a fact as plain as all the others she dealt with on a day to day basis.

She also not quite sure when equipe e became her heart, just that she would burn the world down if it meant keeping them safe in happy.

But as it turns out, that was never what was needed to keep them that way. Instead, it could be achieved with something as simple as liz herself being safe and happy.

They all know safety isnt something they’ll ever really get, even here on the island. So all they can do is hope that they can keep her safe as much as they can.

Liz knew this, but to imagine that she also deserves that safety and happiness just as much as the rest of them feels wrong.

When she tells them this through tears and an aching throat, her boys all look like they’re about to argue otherwise. Before they can though, thiago cuts them off.

“I know my dear and i’m not asking you to. Just please, let us stay beside you till you can.”

There’s tears in his eyes, liz thinks, but she can’t see them very well through her own. Instead she nods her head and allows herself to be pulled into a group hug.

After that. The investigation to find this egg becomes equipe e’s in full (with occasional help from cellbit). It only makes sense that a team named after the same thing as this egg would be the ones to save them after all.

When they do eventually save hope it’s after a long, drawn out battle. The dungeon they went through seemed to have been made specifically to be difficult for them with large spiders, black wolves with bright red eyes, and even skeletons wrapped in black muscles. Though there were other creatures as well that were honestly more of a physical challenge, the psychological one of this made everyone uneasy.

It was further proof that what elquackity had said when they went to save dapper was true. The federation knew about their pasts somehow and were not afraid to use that information against them.

In the back of their heads, equipe e knew that they could ask for help and that so many people on the island would come running. However, the thought of doing so after gonzales, alex, the gas station attendant and the scoundrel vultures felt terrifying.

Thankfully for them, the conundrum was taken from their hands when etoiles showed up fully out of coincidence in the same dungeon. The team tried and failed to convince him to let them handle it themselves, their argument failing when they realized he literally did half the dungeon all by themselves. It wasn’t that they didn’t know etoiles was strong, just that they weren’t used to letting non-ordem members help them in combat.

Hope, is sitting trembling in a cage when they find her at the end of the dungeon. She’s weak from starvation, cold and barely aware of what’s happening. Still, the team whisper reassurances to her and hold her tight. They take turns shielding her from the rest of the world till they can take her back home, where she sleeps peacefully regaining her strength with an iv (set up by liz) giving her the nutrients she needs.

[xyzikxyz]

OK tldr theres a space empire called the 9 houses, theyre all basically different countries with different way of venerating their god emperor. in this empire there are some people born as necromancers, who do necromancer shit like skeleton blast or whatever. these necromancers, mostly for ceremonial purposes if they dont join the military, have cavaliers, which are swordsmen that function like body guards/butlers/guy you use as a living battery for necromancy. preamble over

in my silly little brain rotisserie, i have percy as a necromancer and jacob as his cavalier, and theyre part of the 8th house, which is like the Turbo Catholic Planet Vatican house and their necromancy specialty is soul siphoning, in which a necromancer temporarily removes their cavaliers soul so their body can be used for other shit. you can imagine how much damage that could cause long term.

more silly under the cut because I Am Normal.

so in the 8th house, cavaliers have to have the same blood type as their necromancer to make the necromancy easier or whatever, and its common for cavs to essentially be selectively bred to serve a specific necromancer. enter the boys. theyve been sworn to each other since percy exhibited necromantic ability, and grew up with an UNFATHOMABLY skewed dynamic. but despite the Clear Obvious Power Imbalance in their relationship, percy thinks of jacob as an equal and refuses to soul siphon him unless its a life or death thing (one because thats his childhood crush and also seeing jacobs lifeless body be slung around freaks him tf out)

jacob meanwhile has just as many neurosis's about this as you could imagine. likely more. while he loves percy, their sacred vow bond keeps jacob in a permanent position of subservience, always a halfstep behind, always at percys beck and call, even sleeping in a cot at the foot of percys bed. and also because their on Planet Vatican they can't use the dynamic for freak purposes, only professional purposes. also i imagine jacob wasnt literally bred to be percys cavalier, but rather its a position he was pushed into because his parents had yet to produce a necromantic heir

anyways book series spoiler things occur, and uh oh, its a life or death situation. so life or death in fact that the only options are a. percy kills jacob so hard that he cannot be brought back, and jacobs soul is used as a battery to fuel percys necromancy, or b. risk both of them either dying or becoming POWs (the 9 houses have a lot of enemies) percy cant follow through on killing and cannibalizing his oldest companion, no matter how much jacob pleads with him that "this is what i was made for" or whatever.

technically i have 2 (2) aus that follow this premise, but the "percy sucks it up and kills his crush" one contains big boy book spoilers so lets talk space war.

the boys are taken captive by an enemy of the empire that fucking HATES necromancers, so while jacob isnt treated well per say percy has it just. so much worse. he pretends to be fine about it for jacobs sake but there is a necromancy-activated bomb attached to his neck rn he is having a Bad Time. once it becomes obvious that jacob is not anyone important to the empire, hes given a lot more freedoms, as well as an option to defect from the empire and join the people holding percy captive. jacob does. he gets a gun for the first time ever! he hopes to be able to get himself and percy out and back to their home planet, but there is a curveball

percy, who has no freedoms or any leniency really, sees jacob living his life without all the pretext of the empire that kept them achingly apart. while hes jealous, he cant really do anything about it. at least not for himself. during a visitation with jacob, wherein jacob is trying to figure out an escape plan, percy renounces their sacred vow, tells jacob to live his life and find happiness, and then immediately bedrots forever basically. jacob meanwhile is so suprised and struck with grief over essentially losing his lifes purpose and oldest friend, feels bad!

its at that point where i stopped plotting and started rotting. in the brain sense. i love unwell power dynamic space wizard war yaoi.

sighs. lostboys the locked tomb au

[moncey-imagines]

WDW Trip Headcanons | Sans x GN!Reader

Sorry this took so long, Thanksgiving week has been quite busy 🥲 but now it is done and out for all the world to see 🐎🐎for context, the reader is hyperfixated on the disney parks (just like me 😎)

!!THIS HAS NOT BEEN PROOF-READ OR EDITED!!

enjoy!!!

Also I added an intro to lead into the headcanons 😱

It started with a simple statement:

* WHAT?? SERIOUSLY???

* seriously.

This is the first time you found out that Sans had absolutely no idea about the pure magic and majesty of Disney parks.

* You've been on the surface for like a year...how do you STILL not know about Disneyworld...

* idk

* Do you even know about the Disney company at all??? You have to, they are industry giants in like every category of anything ever...

* i think so, are they the ones that have the princesses?

* Which princesses?

* you know, the ones.

* No I don't, you have to tell me which ones.

* the ones with the hair.

* WHAT KIND OF HAIR?

* long hair i think.

* Rapunzel?

* idk

* Okay yeah that's it, we're going to Disneyworld, lemme go book the flights.

* cool

Two weeks later, you and your skeleton boyfriend were off to Orlando so you could expose him to the wonders of Walt Disney World.

Once you two are there and walking around, he'd probably be more focused on you rather than the park. I mean, it's kind of hard to ignore how excited you get over being in the park. The amount of facts that pop up in your brain the second you're in the parks is abundant, so much so that there is no way to stop you excited rambling (not that he'd try, he thinks it's cute).

* Look!! Look at the windows!!

* im lookin.

* It's a tribute to Marc Davis!!

* i...sorry, i dont know who that is.

Expect a lot of Sans not understanding a single thing you're talking about.

* Sans!! Look at the rocks, it's shaped like the Nautilus!!

* yeah?

* Yeah!! That's cause 20000 Leagues Under the Sea was here before The Little Mermaid ride!!

* wow.

* Do you know what any of what I just said means?

* um...not really no, im sorry.

He'll still listen though, he likes seeing you happy and excited.

* i really don't think these guys have the guts to be in here naked

* They're fake skeletons, Sans, but there's a rumor that the skull on the bed in Disneyland if re- wait...they don't have the guts. I just got it.

* took you a minute huh.

* Shut it, bonehead.

* sorry, but a name like that won't get under my skin.

* These jokes suck, you must have left your funny bone at home.

* i know, im just a lazy bones like that.

Everyone around you two have to occasionally either sit through agonizingly horrible jokes or get up and walk away.

* Hey, Sans! Do you think you can solve the murder mystery?

* murder mystery? isnt that a little dark for magic kingdom?

* It's not too dark for the Haunted Mansion, that's what this ride is all about.

* ah, okay. i wont let it rattle my bones then.

* You're such a doofus.

* actually, in your own words, im a bonehead.

* Do you think you can do the puzzle or not? The lines gonna move...

* yeah, yeah, okay.

Sans also seems to really like standing in line to hear what other people are saying.

* people say some wild stuff here, (y/n).

* Like what?

* i just heard a little girl ask her mom what happened to Mickey Mouse when he went backstage and her older sister said that the staff skinned him.

* Oh my god.

* thats not all, after that her mom agreed and told her thats how they make the Mickey ear hats.

* these fireworks are pretty nice.

* Did you know that they have to set them off no matter what? For safety reasons, they can't let old fireworks sit back there unused, even is they cancel the shows.

* so theres technically always a show?

* ...I guess so, yeah.

* ...

* What do you think happens if an airplane flies to close to the fire works?

* what happens?

* It probably becomes a scareplane.

* that one's a stretch

* C'mon, I thought it was funny.

* you were close, but not close enough. maybe next time.

Driving the car to the hotel, you turn to Sans.

* Did you...like today's trip? I wasn't annoying was I?

* i liked it, yeah, and not at all, i thought all your little facts were great. im excited for what you tell me tommorow.

* Alright, I'll stock up on my facts for Animal Kingdom tomorrow.

* you better, ill even polish my humerus.

* I knew you were gonna make some kind of pun, I felt it in my bones.

* what, have you been spine on me?

* Okay, that one was knee-t.

Sans lets out a sigh.

* What's wrong?

* nothing at all, i love you.

I'M SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG AAAAA

also sorry if its more dialogue than headcanons, I've been coding VNs as of late DHFYSGADFh

I kinda wanna make this into a short visual novel...but I cannot at the moment, I must get this fic out DHGFIYFSG

I hope it was good, if anyone wants a part two in another part just send in an ask 😎

[cassyapper]

OKAY IVE ACTUALLY PLAYED TWO SESSIONS SINCE MY LAST POST SO IM GONNA COMBINE THEM HERE SORRY FOR THE LENGTH BUT,,IVE COME SO FAR I DONT WANNA STOP NOW

this is gonna be very messy cause i WILL be jumping back and forth as things come back to mind so uhh pls enjoy this absolute ramble <3

anyway. i continued playing omori and boy do i have some Thoughts

so first session; i went through the pyre(something i forgot the full name sob) forest/sprout mole village/sweetheart’s castle in one go and let me TELL YOU. DOING THAT WAS FUCKING INSANE I WENT NUTS holy shit.

so anyway.

pyre forest!!!! the lil race against the big spider coming after u for disturbing the smaller spiders mechanic was very fun i had a lot of fun figuring out the best routes to take. i know normally mechanics like that lead to ppl getting frustrated cause u have to keep retrying but i had a lot of fun!!!! sum annoyance but good natured type, th kind that just makes u try harder u know? i just enjoyed it JKFN;FN; candles in the foggy forest....now That is an aesthetic

the rare bear scared the fuckin shit out of me i remember it didn’t attack me straight away so i was like “aw (:” but then when i press x on him it takes me to a BATTLE SCREEN AND SUDDEN THAT MF IS TERRIFYING I WAS LIKE WHWHWHWHWKJDNJ. very funny i honestly wished i recorded my reaction

also omori is afraid of drowning...................................i am breathing heavily. i think whatever happened to mari is related to at least one of the things omori is scared of. so either heights, spiders, or drowning it seems. spiders doesnt seem super likely as a contributor to her death, and while falling from a height is more realistic, such a senseless way of dying doesnt seem to rlly fit ? with the vibe i get from the kiddos in the real world. which makes me think maybe drowning/otherwise suffocating is how she died...but we’ll see. also due to the forgotten library part, we know omori explicitly feared spiders/drowning before mari died so it’s also probable im jus talking out my ass here but still,,,,thoughts

also this motherfucker?

literally fucking terrifying. IT’S BODY IS MADE OF SUCC’D SPROUT MOLES...i still have no idea what exactly it was doing to them but jesus h christ!!!! evil and fucked up. do not feel bad for curbstomping it

sprout mole village!!!! very cute, im v excited to send that one dude his brother’s care package. i like how, when theyre not lost, sprout moles can be real endearing lil guys,,,theyre not my fav lil enemies but (:

also for some reason omori is the first game ive played where i really care about getting achievements ? so i literally did the back and forth on my save file just to get all the season sprout mole achievements JKDJFJ;. i ended up sticking w spring tho before moving on for real cause spring is my fav season irl (:

also i felt SO BAD for cutting down that one sprout mole’s chistmas tree he was just trying to celebrate but i wanted to see that present and coincidentally becoming a christmas ruiner was an achievement so all’s fair in love and war i suppose

ALSO. th fuckin plant monster thing under the scientist sprout mole’s room. major little shop of horror vibes from the design, absolutely adored it!!!!! originally i did  just cut the wire holding the piano over it, ending it in one go, but i was very curious abt it so i reloaded a save file to actually fight it and

i know it only spread that gas to make the kiddos happy cause being happy reduces attack i think ? it decreases attack/defense but seeing the kiddos smile so much was nice (:

however

omori...sunny....son boy.........u good ?

and now. sweetheart

the way the sprout moles completely adore and depend on sweetheart gives me such awful evil vibes and combined with such a luxurious background was fucking incredible

sweetheart herself, speaking of. bitch (sorta affectionately, certainly not derogatory)

i talked to every sprout mole in the audience before taking my seat and i literally dont know why. even when i picked up the pattern of where the unique dialogue could be found (usually the sprout moles farthest right) i still talked to all of them......just in case ? i have no idea. i dont know why i did that. i feel it’s important that i note it tho

LMAO SO WHEN SPROUT MOLE MIKE DID THE MINUTE OF SILENCE FOR YE OLD SPROUT MOLE

I LITERALLY FELT SO FUCKING BAD LMAO I WAS LIKE OH MY GOD NO!!!!!! I DID THAT!!! I KILLED HIM!!! OH MY GOD!!! I WONDER HOW AWKWARD OMORI KEL HERO AND AUBREY FELT IN THE AUDIENCE HOLY SHIT THEY HAD FRONT ROW SEATS TO SPROUT MOLE MIKE’S MOURNING!!! MY GOD FJKFN;;

also sprout mole mike describing 3′7″ inches as ”towering” was the FUNNIEST shit i have ever seen. also i have to wonder, since sweetheart made up the whole show of sweetheart’s quest for hearts in the first place, if she was seriously down to marry a sprout mole if one suited her fancy. jus v funny to me honestly. SPEAKING of sweetheart’s dating patterns I NOTICED THOSE FEM SKELETONS IN THE DUNGEON!!!!! BI SWEETHEART!!!! SHE’S JUST AS DOWN FOR GIRLS AS SHE IS BOYS

i know TECHNICALLY not everyone is in the dungeon for failing to be a good enough suitor but STILL...COME ON. THIS WAS BEFORE WE KNEW THAT. SWEETHEART BI I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL

anyway

when the lights when out and lightning struck the third contestant, i knew Immediately something was gonna go down. and when the mustache sprout mole was like “oh yes!! u!! in the striped pjs!! u absolute beast ur perfect!!!” i KNEW hero had just been selected as the replacement i was goign completely fucking nuts i was like OH MY GODNFNG; HIS HEART IS ALREADY TAKEN BY MARI!!!!!!! STOP

i ended up taking so many screenshots during this part cause i was going feral so here take a glance just cause i love, uh, hero

OUR HERO IN SHINING ARMOR DJLBH;KFJB

also GOD FUCKING DAMMIT IM SHORTER THAN HERO

hero shaking on the stage when he was introduced...oh my HEART....IM SO FOND FOR THIS BOY WTF!!!!! DKJDN;N

this is not really NEWS to me since it’s implied hero is tall but like come ON..... sorry just every time i find out a character is explicitly taller than me i need to huff about it, moving on,

HERO FUCKS

sorry i just have so many screenshorts during this aprt cause i was going fucking crazy but

literally terrifying! sweetheart bathes in that shit!! christ!

is blood good for ur skin? i imagine, so long as like...gore isnt in it and it’s solely blood it cant be BAD necessarily......but good ? regardless very fucked up. besides the fact that well, uh, BLOOD, blood is also sticky as hell. ur telling me sweetheart willinglhy bathed in that shit? disgusting. at least thin it out

anyway I HAD SO MUCH FUN DOING THE PUZZLES AT SWEETHEART’S CASTLE....FROM THE DUNGEONS TO THE KITCHENS TO THE BALLROOM TO THE LIBRARY TO THE GARDENS JUST EVERYTHING!!!! IT WAS SO FUN I ENJOYED FIGURING IT OUT SO MUCH IT WAS LITERALLY DELIGHTFUL...I LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH THE GAMEPLAY IS SO FUCKING EPIC I LITERALLY HAVE SO MUJCH FUN.......OH MY GOD I JUST. INCREIDBLE!!!! FUCK

also the lil sir maximus bit.........i honestly felt really awful over having to kill them ): i think i even tried running once but it wouldnt let me...it hurt man ): they were just a family....

um but anyway,

i think it was rlly sweet how aubrey protested to the wedding cause she was worried abt sweetheart,,,like i cant rlly explain it idk how to put it into words,,like sweetheart is clearly not mentally well and having an episode, and aubrey being the only one to say “hey what ur doing is self-destructive and isolating” just mmmh. she cares a lot,,,and *i* care aubrey

also sweetheart’s battle theme fucking SLAPPED...SO GODDAMN HARD IM STILL QUAKING OVER IT....FUCKING BANGER YO!!!!!! INCREDIBLE

ah but alas

BASIL........I NOTICED THAT IT WAS HIS GHOST/SHADOW DURING THE EXIT FROM OTHERWORLD AS WELL BUT JUST FUCK

im so worried about basil ):

and it being so obvious that none of the others can see...........them asking omori if he’s okay.....oh my god. i go nuts

and then...the forgotten library part

i literally cried, again, oh my fucking god

these kids loved each other so much they ADORED the time they spent with each other and im QUAKING to know WHAT HAPPENED TO MARI......HOW DID THE FALLOUT GO. I NEED TO KNOW I NEED TO KNOW I NEED TO KNOW

i know there are multiple endings to this game and on god i am not QUITTING until i get the happiest ending there is for these kids im literally a goddamn fuckign mess oh my god

MARI SHWOING UP IN THE LIBRARY AT ONE POINT AND LEADING OMORI...........IM LTIERALLY GOIGN INSANE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD HE LOVED HIS SISTER SO MUCH HE’S SO CLEARLY LOST WITHOUT HER I CANT FUCKING DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. I NEED TO KNOW I NEED TO KNOW I NEED TO KNOW

GOD

okay sorry i just. ive said ti before but the grief in this game is so real and palpable and it aches, it aches so bad. also the white egret orchids in the library...i see u

but regardless.... session two real world electric boogaloo

LOVE that kel is like “so i need to run errands but u wanna come with me right? of course u do!” like fuck i rlly do. kel is just so delightful i would literally do anything to spend time with him

ALSO i noticed u can just refuse to open the door both times kel’s knocked now and it makes me wonder....if u could choose to ignore kel ? and then venture out urself or just ? i wonder what would even happen if u chose to not open the door. im CERTAINLY not doing it myself at the very least not this playthrough but i am curious...i bet that’s how u get a bad ending, by not talking w kel

but anyway....

aubrey and her gang not saying anything in the pizza parlor........i jus think abt that is all

ALSO!! pet rocks!!!!!!!!! LOVE this lil thing it’s so cute. jus rock paper scissors it babey

speaking of lil bits, love all the mini quests in the real world...it’s just rlly fun and builds up this cute lil town........it also makes me think that whatever happened to mari cant have been anything except an accident, bc no one comments on what a tragedy it was to omori. like if it was murder, there’s no way such a horrific situation wouldnt engulf the town for a bit and sweep over it for weeks at least, but that just doesnt seem to have happened. this is def me reading too into it tho;; point is neighbors nice (: also i got the seashell necklace and i go apeshit

ALSO......THE FUCKING...........CHURCH. I VISITED WITH KEL ON A COMPLETE WHIM CAUSE I WAS CURIOUS IF THE PASTOR WOULD TALK MORE ABT AUBREY BUT NO. INSTEAD HE TALKS ABT THE WEIRD VIBE FORM THE GRAVEYARD HE’S GETTING!!! AND THE DUDE WHO CHILLS IN THE GRAVEYARD SAYS SHIT ABT THE SPIRITS GETTING READY FOR SOMEONE TO JOIN THEM!!!! BITCH WAHT THE FUCK

THERE’S NOF UCKING WAY THIS ISNT ABOUT BASIL. THERE IS NO!!! WAY!!!! I SWEAR ON GOD IF BASIL DIES I WILL LOSE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ESP CAUSE THERE IS LITERALLY NO OTHER WAY HE COULD DIE EXCEPT SUICIDE THAT’S WHAT IT HAS BEEN IMPLYING OVER AND OVER I GO NUTS I GO APESHIT NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK

OKAY SORRY I JUST. HHHHHHHHHHH

baby has acquired baby

kel’s family is rlly cute,,,,v heartwarming. i trust them

i do worry abt like...the stark difference between recognizing kel’s accomplishments and hero’s...i just idk. i just keep thinking abt that bit in kel’s story abt hero’s depression when his parents focused on hero and ignored him, and i just. kel’s family is good People but i worry if kel has a good support system...i jus........): i am watching

ahh THE BASIL MISSING PART MADE MY HEART LITERALLY FUCKING DROP..I WAS SO FUCKING PANICKED I WAS LIKE OH MY GOD THIS IS IT BASIL IS DEAD

THANKFULLY HE WASNT BUT HOLY GOD HOW THAT WHOLE SITUATION PANNED OUT MADE ME GO NUTS!!!!!!! BASIL...AUBREY...HER GANG.......FUCK OH M YOGD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

THANK G O D I SNOOPED AROUND KEL’S HOUSE BEFORE LEAVING I WOULD HAVE H A T E D TO FIGHT THEM ALL AT ONCE IM GLAD I WAS ABLE TO JUST PEPPER SPRAY THEM JESUS CHRIST

oh my god kim like asking for aubrey all concerned before deciding to trust her and leaving.....kim i diagnose u with lesbain

the whole fucking. basil almost drowning scene. i seriously feel like ive changed like as a person over it. i am thinking . i am thinking. i am only evee thinking about mari and how omori just loved her so much and how the thought of her gave him strength. th pic of her ghost holding omori’s hand in the water made me cry

MMMM BUT. HERO!!!

I DIE I DIE I DIE HE’S SO PRETTY FUCK ALSO HIM PICKING UP BASIL WOOOOOOOO THIS IS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THAT’S WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT YEAHHHHHHHH

god i feel so bad about leaving aubrey tho. shes so clearly not okay and she so clearly did not mean to push basil in and oh my GOD I JUST...PLEASE....PLEASE CAN WE JUST TLAK TO HER I NEED TO TLAK TO HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED TO FUCK

the ghosts of omori and aubrey on the swings made me cry out like i had been physically assaulted

AHH BUT THEN TAKING BASIL HOME AND WHILE HE’S IN HIS BED HE JUST SAYS “oh sunny...there’s not way out of this...is there?” I LITERALLY GO BUCKWILD APESHIT INSANE STUPDI!!!!!! BASIL YOURE PUTTING UP A LOT OF ALARMING FLAGS HERE!!! PLEASE DO NOT FUCKING DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK. CHRIST. HELL. SHIT. THIS GAME IS DRIVING ME FUCKING CRAZY

GOD

oh my god but the day ending with hero and kel sleeping over at omori’s house...im kdnd im jkdim im not uhm okay THEY BUILT A BLANKET FORT PLEASE..I LOVE THEM

goddd hero going into the piano room....playing sum........and then asking omori abt the song he and mari used to play on violin...and then THE TITLE SCREEN MUSIC STARTS PLAYING....HI. HI HELLO HI YOU CANT FUCKIGN DO THAT HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOUFBJFGJNGN;EJNE; IM GOIGN NUTS

also the name omori comes from the piano.............interesting...i wonder why sunny likes being called omori in the dreamscape...

god but omori not having a srs hallucination cause he’s w his friends and he feels safe...im gonna sob

However. i did glance into the bathroom mirror. AND INSTEAD OF THE EYE MF IT’S A DISTORTED AS HELL GHOST MARI???IM SO FUCKIGN SCARED. IM SO SCARED. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK? CREEPY AS HELL!!!

ohh my god this GAME

so finally i ended up in whitespace again. do NOT like that omori is completely alone in the world!!! what the FUCK!!!!!!!! I AM SO SCARED AT ALL TIMES. im literally about to go play sum more tho after dinner so i will see what happens. god i jsut......this game is so fucking good it has me by the balls dude. SO glad i decided to play it bruh

anyway thanks for reading all of this if u did, it’s an absolute monster ik and ur a real one

[uwuowotf2waslife]

How would they react to their S/O either being pregnant or wants a child? (You can ignore this if you already answered it)

Im a sucker for parent mercs headcanons

tw: mentions of abortions, miscarriages and a very sad ending

Scout -will have an aneurism, but also will also hug you and spend a whole day just run around announcing to anyone he sees that hell become a dad -given the fact he never had a perminant paternal figure throughout his life, except his older brothers or his moms boyfriends from time to time, he will be at least insecure and nervous about the whole procedure. He has seen pregnant women yes, but he has never been the one who impregnated them. He loathes hell end up like his dad and become a deadbeat, but he also knows how much life sucks without a dad so he’ll man up and with some reasurrance from S/O he will become a much, much better than his.  Soldier -proudly announces to the whole base than a new recruit will be arriving in approximately 9 months and prepares accordingly. -he makes a crib with the help of Engie and makes blankets and clothes with the help of Heavy, even asks medic for advice on how to treat common baby sicknesses or just tips to how make their arrival/ first year on the world easier. Will help you around but will insist you take it easy. Will spend lazy nights or evenings talking to your belly, telling his adventures/ stories from the war or just american history ( his version tho).

Pyro

( idk how to write about them sorry chief)

Engie

-this texan will pick you up and pepper you in kisses, It isn’t a secret, his biggest dream since he was a young man was to become a father and now itll finnaly become a reality. Hell become emotional ngl, he will cry and just hold you as tight he can without hurting the baby.

-he will make from scratch everything youll ever use for the baby up to their college graduation( Engie why we need a crib with a mini-sentry?) and will baby proof the whole house/ base/ workshop. Lowkey will baby you during the pregnancy, especially the last months before the birth, he can’t believe his child will finnaly come in his life and he can’t stop spoiling you because he feels somewhat bad for the hardships of pregnancy ( morning sickness, back pain, the bby being a wannabe rodeo horse, the ussual)

Demo

-drinks a whole barrel of scrumpy after you announced that to him and passes out.

-wakes up and basically has both a panic attack and just so much joy, he has never felt that way in all of his life. Will try to stay as sober as he can druing the pregnancy, can’t have you laboring while he is vomiting like a cat in the hospitals bathroom. He can’t say he had a happy childhood neither that he was dying to become a dad, but he isn’t one to back down from the challenge. He is given the chance to make amends with his poor upbringing and ensure that the next generation of his bloodline won’t suffer like he did. Will buy lots of plushies and maybe ask advice from the people of the orphanage he was raised on how to raise a baby since his mother didnt raise him until he was a much older kid.

Heavy

-nearly dies on the spot. Family meant the world for him and now, he is finnaly able to start his own. For the first time in your relationship, he will openly cry in front of you and hold you while he is shaking with so many emotions

- phones his mother daily and basically creates a series of notepads filled with advice/old wives tales for caring for children. He already knows some basic stuff from raising his sisters but he wants to be 100% sure he will ace it. Having his father dying at a young age puted a lot of pressure in him to “grow” up and mature, so he makes his existances goal to make their childhood everything his wasnt. Que daily visits to the medic and being practically only allowed to breathe and eat, he really doesnt want anything to happen to you or your child, especially if you belong on the smaller/shorter type of people. He spends hours of his daily reading books in russian or talking to your belly and is ready to do everything to make your life easier, he will even knit baby clothes and cute blankets with small bears on them or small ines from poems on them, a bearskin baby blanket/coat is a must.

Medic

-he is no that happy tbh, he thinks hes far too old and his sperm isn’t as “strong” as itd be ifhe was younger, he has a nagging fear because of his age youll have a miscarriage or a difficult pregnancy.

-but once he saws the joy in your eyes and realise that hey, better late than never, he will try his best. He makes sure your pregnancy is smooth and does daily checkups on you and the baby, he is almost paranoid. You should help him relax or he will have a breakdown during the later months, because he is beyond terrified that somehow he will fuck up the birth and either permantly hurt you or the baby ( headcanon he will create twins, just imagine his silent mental freakout while he feels around and feels/hears two heartbeats). He needs comfort, but he will spend hours just talking to the baby about medical stuff or his experiences ( yes you will hear the skeleton story, multiple times). He isn’t a stable man, but he strives to make you and them happy so he is down to sacrifice everything he can.

Sniper

-faints when he hears the news, but scoops you up and spinns you around when hes over that initial shock.

-he is terrified and he is pretty open about it. He has barely enough social skills to speak with adults, he fears how useless hes around children.He needs constant reasurance or he will have the biggest mental breakdown he will ever have in his life. He can’t say he had shitty parents, but he also isnt a paternal man. He needs you to be the more hands on so he will feel comfortable with the idea. Engie and him will renovate the Van to have a built-in crib/bed and he will consult Medic for almos anything/ pick you up and run to medic if you feel the smallest hinge of pain. Once he feels the baby kicking or sees them on the machine ( idontrememberthenamesorry) he will cry and kiss your belly. He knows he wont be the best dad buthe will try his darnest to be the best dad he can be and provide all the love and the support for his child or children ( i lowkey see him as the type of guy who starts very insecure and then breed like a rabbit)

Spy

-oh mon fuck dieu, will faint and need medical assistance to wake up

-he thinks hes wayyy too old to have any more children, he believes ( a very common belief among the era/although somewhat debunked nowadays) that his sperm after so many decades its deffective and he doubts the pregnancy will even last that long to result to a child. But also he knows that he can’t leave another woman behind anymore, been there, done that, he’s a deadbeat many years now. He pays child support tho, but he knows all the money of the world can’t replace a father in a childs life. Furthermore his terrified of having a public family tree ( i think even if hes a fuckboy, he might was raised pretty hardcore catholic so in his head if you are to have his child and him being there for the both of you, it means he must also marry you). He has many enemies and he knows they are waiting for a chance to sink their teeth into someone that is dear to him. So he presents you a choice, either abort the baby and hell forget the whole situation happened and force medic and Engie either to create the most effective birth control, or to give him the most effective vasectomy there can be, or that you must understand he can’t stay because he doesnt want his enemies to hurt you and your child. He will come and go in your life , if you choose to keep them and send you a fat child support, but he can’t be seen with his child or have any legal documents with them. If you choose to abort, well better prepare to hold his hand while he gets his peepee pipe cut.

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Just Another Rant

Okay, so why do NCTzens have a hate boner for Taeyong??? It's so f*cking weird, it doesn't make sense.

Taeyong has been under NCTzens' microscope since his debut. Everything he does is dissected and twisted into something its not. No other member of NCT or any group (except maybe Jennie from Blackpink) is treated this way by the group's fans. NCTzens want Taeyong to be the villain so bad, that they're willing to stoop as low as dehumanizing, body shaming and wishing d3ath on him. NCTzens dislike him, some even hate him and they're not very subtle about it.

Now, I'm not saying all NCTzens are TY antis. I have moots on Twitter who dont stan him, but are incredibly respectful towards him and acknowledge his talents and hardwork. If you're one of them, then this rant is not about you. But i will say this, if it isnt all NCTzens who anti Taeyong, it's most of them.

It started with Lines and Screentime distribution for NCT songs and mvs. Now, i agree that Taeyong used to get a little more lines and screentime than the others at first. But instead of calling out SM, most of you targeted Taeyong saying he deliberately stole the said lines and screentime from his members so that he'd get to shine more..... Really???

Next, when he was announced as a member of SuperM, NCTzens were clearly upset it wasn't Johhny or Jaehyun. Do you wanna know why??? No, they didnt talk about talent. Instead, they wanted Jaehyun/Johhny instead of Taeyong because SuperM is a group targeted at the western audience and Jn & Jh knew to speak English better than TY..... Okay.

And it keeps getting worse.

-NCTzens saying that TY goes into the recording studio to record his solo songs, by LOCKING OUT the rest of NCT, so that they wont get to record their solo stuff.

-That TY is SM's Golden Boy cuz he 'gETs a LoT of SoLO pRoMos anD cENter TiMe', completely refusing to understand what 'SOLO PROMO' means or see how overworked and mistreated he is by his own company.

-When TyongFs praise TY about anything, NCTzens always, ALWAYS insert their faves in the post. Like, go make your own post maybe???

/Trigger Content

-NCTzens saying that TY dances like he has a sq*irrel in his pants, raps like d*g, looks like a skeleton etc etc. And these are just mild stuff i mentioned here. NCTzens are so much worse when it comes to body shaming and dehumanizing him. And when we call them out for it, thay have the audacity to say that its a JOKE and we're STUPID for not having 'A Sense of Humor'....

/End of Trigger Content

-NCTzens saying that TY's main dancer/main rapper/main visual/leader/center positions should go to their faves cuz their fave 'iS So mUcH beTTeR aT TheSe pOsiTIOns'. Yeah.... sure..... NCTzens rarely talk about the positions other members have , but are really obsessed with Taeyong's.

-NCTzens still denying that Taeyong is NCT's leader and that he's really good at it. Just yesterday, a Wayzennie (also a TY anti) started spewing sh*t about Taeyong's leadership. And their arguement??? That they have 'lEAdeRsHiP eXpEriEncE iN UnI, WoRk aND ouTsIDe wOrK' and that makes them an expert about leading a 23 member global kpop group, who had a rough start what with their controversial 'unlimited' concept and experimental songs. Sure, Jan.

(Also, the thing where some Wayzennies are still not accepting that TY is the leader of whole of NCT, cuz Kun is WayV's leader..... Seriously, though its not that hard to understand. Kun IS and WILL remain the leader of WayV, a 7 member group. That's a fact. But when the subunits (127, Dream and WayV) come together for projects (ex: NCT 2018 and NCT 2020), Taeyong becomes the overall leader. But since these Wayzennies are still on their WayV not being part of NCT agenda, they're simply ignore this. Go figure.)

- Oh, but when some other member in NCT messes up, it suddenly becomes Taeyong's responsibility cuz 'HE'S THE LEADER'. Funny, how NCTzens change narratives quickly. Also, weird how, according to NCTzens, NCT members suddenly can't think for themselves even though they're grown adults and need Taeyong to take the blame for them. Haha.....

-Also, NCTzens guilt tripping TyongFs from canceling NCT Beyond Live tickets when they got to know that he was injured and wont be participating in the concert a little too late, cuz "Taeyong, as a leader, would be sooo upseeet that his group wont be getting TyongFs' money and he'd feel sooo guiltyyy that y'all are getting refunds of your OWN money that YOU CHOSE to spent and its not my business at all. But damn, y'all are sooo selfish!!!!"

-NCTzens posting about how overjoyed they are that TY is injured cuz that means their faves get to shine..... "Look how MY FAVE killed TY's part" "MY FAVE ate Taeyong up" "Should've put MY FAVE in the OG line up instead of Taeyong" "MY FAVE made TY's part as his own" "Thank god, MY FAVE got to show off his talents, now that Taeyong isnt here". God, if i were one of the Neos whose fans say sh*t like this, it would've felt like a slap to my face. Honestly, tell me, do y'all really think so low of your faves? Do you really think they cant shine even with TY being on stage? They absolutely can, but you're focus is not on them, is it? Way to embarrass yourself.

-NCTzens blaming Taeyong for NCT's slow rise to fame because of the false rumors/allegations pinned on him by nasty people. They say Taeyong was the sole reason for NCT not being liked by many, not because of their confusing/complicated concept or the music. Yeah, you heard me. NCTzens are not above victim blaming and pointing fingers, cuz they are not ready to accept the fact that Taeyong was the one who carried the group on his back all the way.

-And how they can't stand the fact that TY gets praised by proffesionals or non-fans or locals. A dance analyzer analyzed 127's Kick It and at the end stated that Taeyong was the best dancer in 127. And what did NCTzens do. They bullied the analyzer to the point that they deleted the video, just cuz their fave was not named the best. A reactor reacts to Taeyong's Long Flight and the comments on the videos are along the lines of 'Hey, MY FAVE'S also has a solo song too. You should definitely react to that' or when they're tryna be subtle (but not really), they go 'Taeyong is soo good but you should also check out MY FAVE'S blah blah blah'

Hell, even when TyongFs say 'Taeyong is very so creative, by coming up with BDLI Jungle Gym concept and the MAW chandelier thing. He's literally an Idea Bank', and NCTzens go 'All the Neos are idea banks' in the same post.

When TyongFs say 'Taeyong is the really so handsome. NCT's main visual', they go 'All the Neos are main visuals'

Lmao, just 3 days ago, someone commented 'Taeyong is cute' under a tiktok video and an NCTzen just couldn't help but fume about it and went 'All Neos are cute'🙄

Like seriously, this is sooo annoying. Make your own goddamn post about the rest of NCT, ffs! Why do you to insert anyone else in a Taeyong tweet? Literally, can't let Taeyong have a moment for himself.

-Recently, Taeyong released 2 solo demo tracks on SoundCloud- Dark Clouds and Dark Clouds Remix (check it out here: https://soundcloud.com/eh_ovo_taeyong). And NCTzens being NCTzens started those who never even promoted Kun's SoundCloud before started promoting it under every TY tweet on the same day. Now, i don't have a problem with them promoting Kun's SC. But they could've done it any other day or made their own tweet about it. But doing it under every TY promo tweet and on the very same day? Really??? And some of them had the audacity to say that TY was getting free clout from Kun cuz Kun followed him on SC.....😑😑😑

-NCTzens have this weird belief that TY is getting solo promos and is being pushed by SM. What on earth are they talking about? Taeyong being center, main rapper and main dancer of the group is not solo promo. Him being in SuperM is not solo promo. Him opening Instagram and SoundCloud is not solo promo, but self promo- which means HE'S promoting himself, not SM. Solo promo is usually provided to the artist by the company in the form of photoshoots, accepting brand deals, releasing the artist's solo music etc and SM isnt doing sh*t for Taeyong. All they're doing is overworking him and milking him for money. That's it. And i want NCTzens to understand that.

And the list goes on and on and on. This weird hate boner NCTzens have for Taeyong is so bizarre to me. All Taeyong does is sing, rap, dance, talk cutely, take care of his fishes and play games with Baekhyun. And this somehow gets NCTzens mad. They constantly discredit him, try to make him seem less than what he actually is, insert everyone else when someone is talking just about him, make him seem like a villain by twisting his words or actions and making it into a big deal.... *sigh* Its so unbelievable how low NCTzens can stoop. And it gets tiring real quick.

N E Ways, this is everything i wanted to rant about and damn, this turned out to be too lengthy. Now, if you havent followed Taeyong on his Instagram, please do @eh_evo_nct. Stream Long Flight, his one and only solo station. And please look forward to BaekhyunxTaeyong collab on Taeyong's SoundCloud.

Ciao!

[oc-and-art-review-reblog]

name: wildheart specise: fire element draco-morphiad (explained below) pronouns: she/her

specise info: draco-morphiads are, basically, a specise of sexless magic cat furries. each one of them controls one of twelve elements (although two of them are special); fire (fire elements are also able to control one type of igneous rock, differing depending on the individual), water, earth, air, plant, plague, void (this void being concentrated everythingness and named for its pitch black color, there may only be one void element at a time and only two have ever been recorded), quantum strings (this has been proven to be possible, but never recorded), gemstone, metal, sound and light. draco-morphiads have a unique internal anatomy, their body cavity is filled entirely with liquid magic. this magic contains their consiousness and, when needed, forms organs to keep the draco-morphiad alive. draco-morphiads also have whats known as elemental bits, an extra part of their body made from their element or regular body part modified by it. draco eye color is also generally dictated by their element. just a draco-morphiad generation (they live tens of thousands of years) ago, they had an expansive interdimensional (this takes place in a multiverse) empire. but for reasons now lost to time, it fell. the specise took heavy casualties, although it was nowhere close to extinction. theyre rarer now, and... scattered, to say the least. their natural ability to create interdimensional portals doesnt help that. given that draco-morphiads are sexless, their native language's pronouns were dependant on element, but wildheart was raised by a sexed specise tens of thousands of years after the near extinction of the language (plus draco-morphiads were invented to explain her so i think she should get to keep her pronouns).

apperance: wildheart has brown fur, which turns abruptly black (like, theres a straight, non-gradiant divide between the back and brown) at the waist, so approximately half of her is black and half is brown . she has blood red eyes. fire element eyes are usually orange, but this is explained. she has a pair of half-crescent obsidian wings coming out of her shoulderblades, each one flanked by three floating obsidian triangles. embedded in her chest is a peice of obsidian shaped like a broken heart, and her claws are obsidian as well. she has a couple notches in each ear and a scar over her eye.

story: wildheart is born on a remote planet in a remote universe. save for her and her littermate, their parents and their older sibling squirreltail. soon after the two's birth, their parents die of reasons. unprepared to take care of them, squirreltail opens two portals to random inhabited parts of the multiverse and sends them through, hoping each will be picked up by someone responsible and more able than him.wildheart ends up being adopted by a family of goatlike skeleton monsters, where she stays for the first 13 years of her life (draco-mophiads age like humans up until about their 20th birthday). during this time she becomes incredibly close with her adopted brother, [edit with name later, i forgot it]. shortly after her 13th birthday, wildheart discovered her ability to make portals. with their parents permission, she and her brother went out to explore the multiverse a little.on their little jaunt, the two encountered a creature totally alien to them, and wildheart dared her brother to go poke it with a stick. unfortunately, the creature turned out to be a bear-esque superpreadator and ripped wildheart's brother to shreds while she watched.wildheart opened a portal to nowhere in particular, landing her at a market in the interdimensional void (my imagining of the multiverse is, like space, mostly empty. universes take the shape of enormous white orbs with the texture of frosted lightbulbs. their glow is soft, yet can be seen from light centuries away). scared to go back home, she wandered.and wildheart never stopped wandering. she quickly exanded her scope to universe hopping, trying her best to repress the memories and emotions from her brother's death.during the next eleven years, wildheart developed a routine. explore and universe hop, break gear, plunder something ancient for rare stuff, sell it at the interdimensional market, get new gear, repeat. in ancient tombs and temples, wildheart saw one thing over and over again. carvings of things that looked like her, had the same powers as her. naturally, she assumed she was the last.on the eve of her 24th birthday, wildheart was traveling through the market, looking for something special to get herself. wherever she went, the vendors all talked about one thing. the nearby combat arena had a new champion, a catlike (cats are p much a multiversal constant) calling herself reaper. knowing wildheart, many suggested she challenge her.wildheart was confident in her abilities, both physical and magical, so she decided that a championship would be the perfect gift to herself.

she actually proved a pretty even match for reaper, but in the end the champion won. though wildheart's energy seemed boundless, reapers patience and tactical skill were ultimately able to exhaust her.

after the fight, the two met by chance somewhere in/around the market. they got to talking, reaper asking what wildheart does for a living. finding the prospect of universe-hopping more interesting than beating the shit out of people, reaper asked to join wildheart.

reaper was a tall (for a draco) draco-morphiad with black fur, white patterns outlining the shape of her skeleton (or what it would be if draco-morphiads had those). she wore a grey hoodie. her wings, skeletal things composed entirely of ice, marked her as a water element, though her eyes seemed to contradict that (although wildheart didnt really know that). instead of the slightly desaturated off-teal you would expect from a water element, reapers eyes were pich black with pupils colored a deep, beautiful blue.

anyway, after a few weeks of traveling the multiverse together, the two encountered something strange. a universe with no glow, just a dull grey orb.

portaling inside (and quickly leaving), the two found that the universe was empty. it had experienced a heat death, something totally unnatural in this setting.

wildheart and reaper agreed that they had to find and kill whoever did this.

idk how, exactly, they found him, but that person turned out to be a being calling himself entropy, the incarnation of the void, the nothingness that came before the multiverse. while he was monolouging about a pair of beings called 'chaos' and 'order',  wildheart and reaper tried to jump entropy. entropy did not like this. he used some sort of attack that sent the pair into a strange voidspace.

sat in this voidspace was a pair of beings. a scribbled dragon, with eyes of wildheart's blood red, and a hyperrealistic marble statue of a woman with a buzzcut in a dress, with gemstone eyes of reapers deep, beautiful blue. the two were enormous, the tip of the dragons talon bigger than wildheart's entire body. they were playing chess on a table of equal proportions.

"you're back early." remarked the dragon "did something happen?"

after a bit of confusion, it became understood that wildheart and reaper had no idea who these people were or where they were.

the two giants explained that they were chaos (the scribbled dragon) and order, demiurges of the multiverse.

many googols (a number with a hundred zeroes) of googols of eons ago, there was nothing. out of that nothing arose chaos, pure unbridled creation. but without filter, chaos could not create or take any definite form. and so, it (chaos is they/it) sat as a sort of existance soup for not even they know how long. until, at some point, order arose from the void. order was filter, what chaos needed to truly create. she (order is she/it) could not create by itself either, each dependant on the other to do something they instinctually longed for. order's form was also much different from her current day form, either a ball of quantum strings or a colorless cube of indeterminate material (i havent decided). so, the two came together and created. one of the first things the two created was a pair of souls, one blood red and the other a deep, beautiful blue. each one carved their true name into the corresponding soul in the first language, marking them as the incarnations of chaos and order.t hey were to be sent out into the multiverse together every once in a while, when the multiverse needed saving or just spicing up. of course the current incarnations were wildheart, incarnation of chaos and reaper, incarnation of order. they had been sent out this time for the purpose of killing entropy, whose trail of destruction included countless universes. but for reasons i dont know yet but were probably a mistake on chaos and orders part, they couldnt do it by themselves. they needed two more of their kind (chaos was vague about what 'their kind' was because i want it to be revealed in the narrative later). idk if its the two specific dracos they meet later or just any.

theyre currently in the place behind existance, chaos and order's personal voidspace.

chaos also reveals when talking to order that wildheart and reaper are siblings, before promptly sending them back out into the multiverse. entropy has long moved on, assuming he killed the two siblings.

the story isnt too well planned from here but

after some freaking out/contemplating/whatever over the fact that theyre siblings, wildheart and reaper continue on.

eventually, they encounter Six Of Spades, child of the last draco-morphiad monarch. saen (six of spades uses saen/trah pronouns, the traditional draco neutral/no-element pronouns) is a no-element, a semi-rare mutant with, you guessed it, no element. six of spades percives this as a fault of some sort, and overcompensates for it by playing up the ‘last heir to the draco-morphiad throne’ thing. Technically, saens cousin would have inherited the throne, but saen has no cousins saens aware of. six of spades would actually make a good monarch, if not for saens general neurosis and feeling of being (mostly) superior to those around trah.

six of spades watched saens parent die in front of saen to poachers, who wanted monarch eris (six of spades's parent)'s teeth. the teeth are the only part of a draco-morphiads pure magic core that doesnt simply dissipate after death. theyre an extremely potent source of magic, thus why draco-morphiads were killed for them shortly after the fall of the empire.

apperance wise, six of spades is an average sized (about 4 feet tall) grey draco-morphiad. saen has medium-grey fur down to saens waist, where its abruptly replaced by light grey scales. saen has ear fins like a dragon, and spikes going down saens back that may or may not start with the scales. six of spades has a lizard like tail and long, angular talons. save for color scheme (monarch eris was green), the spitting image of saens parent. six of spades also wears a worn gold crown and carries a worn gold staff with a magic gemstone orb, both posessions of monarch eris

wldheart and reaper convince six of spades to come with them.

eventually, they encounter a young (about 13 year old)

[kazayneo]

*runs in here* heyheyhey. im in the mood to ramble about old cringy stories and im gonna make it everyone’s problem

*cracks knuckles* so- theres a story that lingers in my mind sometimes!! its still unnamed but i consider it a main story, a story that lasted in my mind for a long time and something that is,,at least more developed than other stories haha its very loosely based off of rpg games- with classes and adventurers and monsters and magic and the like

the story centers around 6(?) main characters in an adventurer group thing they all came from different places all around the world, but through a string of coincidences, they all ended up in the middle continent oh!! and also!! theres the geography of this world theres 3 known continents, with tiny islands scattered around near them theyre all named, i just dont remember what i called them

theres the 1st continent, the one where magic is everywhere and mages thrive. in fact, most of the strongest mages are born there. its very old fashioned, maybe medieval inspired, and theres a large empire ruling it, with a royal family at it's head. power-hungry nobles fight for power, and commoners struggle below them. meanwhile, there’s a succession war going on between the empire’s 2 heirs. it’s not at it’s peak yet, but it’s still there in the background. there used to be a 3rd heir who disappeared years ago, and there are rumors of her return. who knows, though? the royal family has a lot of skeletons in their closet.

theres the 3rd continent, where magic is limited and very rare. to the point where mages are either outcasted or used as very important weapons its very futuristic, the technology is the most advanced out of the 3 continents. after all, the 3rd continent has the harshest environment out of all 3. and with its very limited natural magic, the humans living there needed to adapt to survive its a dystopian type of society with an oppressive government. but, underground and hidden away, there are many resistances plotting to take it down

and then theres the 2nd continent, the middle one where the story starts and where the main cast meet up its the one in between the 1st and 3rd continents, both physically and metaphorically theres a balance of technology and magic there the 2nd continent is divided into small villages and governments and kingdoms. the balance of magic and technology, and the ideals and laws vary between these places. but generally, they are fairly neutral

hmmm the 1st and 3rd continents are at war with eachother and even tho most people from the 2nd continent are trying to stay out of this war, they are still caught up in the crossfire, since the 2nd continent is in between the 1st and 3rd continents thats where the main cast comes in, kinda the main cast is mostly made up of characters who came from either the 1st or 3rd continents, but ran to the 2nd continent to hide, for various reasons and the rest of them are already super duper tired of the war and the way it has destroyed their land even tho the continents(nations?) all look cool on the surface, theyre all falling apart at the seams everyone just want the war to end

hmm wait i have some backstory for some of them that i remember- rima(i think her name was rima) was a talented mage who specialized in healing. she was also born in the 3rd nation she was given a choice, either join the war as a weapon or get left behind with no shelter in a world where everyone is against her and despite her prickly exterior, shes kind at heart. she would never hurt anyone if she doesnt need to and so she flees

theres also,,,healy and levin im pretty sure?? dont remember them that much healy is a blind girl born in a noble family, with levin as her guard and older brother figure. i dont exactly remember what happened, but healy betrays her family as well as the royal family, and is banished from the kingdom levin goes with her

kiki, stupid name but still, was a street kid in the 2nd nation, who survived on stealing stuff from different villages she was always on the run. maybe there were kind families who gave her shelter, but they never lasted because of the war shes seen how desperate people can get when they needed to survive in such harsh conditions, seen the destruction of the war and the effects it has on others, shes been caught in the crossfire so many times and lost so much- she promised herself never to stay still again kiki's fast and full of spite. her speed kept her alive. if shes given the chance, maybe she can outrun the war too and never feel that pain again

ooo theres also so many side characters that ended up stealing the spotlight from the main cast fun fact for the 1st nation, the one with the empire, the royal family *isnt doing so great* theres a divide between the king and queen, who married for purely political reasons and never got along well they had 2 biological children, isolde(the original one), and,,,* squints at notes * theo?? im pretty sure?? isolde was the oldest one, with theo being the 2nd one. they grew up together, just them against the world until * insert political thing that i completely forgot * happened and isolde is banished from the kingdom because the empire has a system in place where the royals are required to have 2 heirs, so that they can have a succession war to place the strongest as the ruler, there needed to be a 2nd heir after isolde was banished so they adopted rose, an orphan with incredible magic and talent. rose is the youngest child

what happened to isolde? she fled to take refuge in the 3rd nation, the only nation who agreed to take in the banished princess no kingdom from the 2nd nation agreed to do so, because they were afraid of becoming enemies to the 1st nation isolde agreed to join the war as a combat medic and a strategist for the 3rd nation, rising up the ranks super quickly and eventually landing a position as the head healer this is all hidden from the royal family back in the 1st nation, before they eventually find her on the battlefield, on the other side (maybe)

oh and also!! the royal family mm so remember the conflict between the king and queen? yea. they both played the funky favorites game since isolde inherited the queen's incredibly strong healing magic, she was the queen's favorite. isolde reminded the queen of herself, since isolde grew up naive and cheerful and kind. the queen wanted to protect that innocence. but naivety doesnt last long in war and the king's favorite was rose, the orphan he personally picked as a potential heir. like the queen and isolde, rose reminded the king of himself, because she grew up in hopeless circumstances that made her form a hard and prickly shell to survive. and despite that, rose still had the motivation to rise up. the king respects that. and so rose is his favorite theo is kinda just,,caught in the middle. hes the middle child, the mediator, the golden child who is somehow still forgotten by everyone

and yknow the kingdom that the family rules? everyone there have kinda,,extreme thoughts on both princesses some love isolde and hate rose. these are the ones who are in full support of the queen some love rose and hate isolde. these are the ones who support the king but everyone has good opinions on theo. hes just the universal ":D" yknow? most people expected him to be the future ruler. and maybe it gets exhausting, always being the neutral one. hes tired and lonely, he misses isolde and he cant get to rose no matter how hard he tries man he just wants a happy family again HAJSKAHKAS

ohh and theres also the side characters from the 3rd nation theres a lot of resistances against the oppressive government, but theres a big resistance that the government is the most determined to squash it started out small, with maybe 6-7 people in it. these are the og members. theyre the leaders of the current resistance (maybe theres some parallels to the main cast?)

but back when they were 1st starting to get big, one of the og members went missing after a mission his name,,,,dave. lets call him dave. dave was captured and force to join the government or else,,,something back happens im pretty sure but idk and so dave cooperates with them and years and years go by, when the og members are forced to move on and prioritize the movement. they shifted into a new dynamic, one without their friend. but things were never the same

until one day, one of them find dave on the other side of the battlefield, wearing the uniform of the governemnt's millitary everything stops for just a moment, as the leaders look at him in shock then, screams and cries ring around them, and they look around to see that they are surrounded dave turns away (thats when the resistance leaders and most of its members are captured. dave is a traitor. or is he? dun dun dun)

[blookmallow]

uhHH well i finished rusty lake roots... there are still many things i do not understand but wow that sure was. a lot 

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oh. ohhhh i was right 

albert did get into voodoo

i mean really if you have enough blood to write a sentence with it i think thats more of a “there is blood” scenario but i guess that’s just semantics really 

anyway uhhHHh that happened,

oH god what the fuck ok apparently mary’s dead now too

i dont know what killed her other than like, old age, maybe. shock?? could’ve been a heart attack if she. saw what albert did to his brother and ida 

:( 

the kid with the glasses Was emma’s son and she Did commit suicide in her grief when he went missing 

still dont know where he came from in the first place but nevermind 

what the hell kind of egg is that (the second thing. the first thing is a potato) 

oh

it’s. it’s that kind of egg, isn’t it. 

is that what that looks like???? i was under the impression human “eggs” are like, microscopic, like you can’t visually see individual sperm cells and i couldn’t really find a clear answer trying to look this up and got kinda freaked out about it anyway (pregnancy/uterus functions fuck me up sdfgggh) but 

APPARENTLY, AFTER MURDERING HER (AND HIS BROTHER) ALBERT HAS DECIDED TO HARVEST IDA’S EGGS FROM HER BODY AND CREATE HIS OWN FETUS SOMEHOW HIMSELF 

I DONT THINK THATS HOW THAT WORKS BUT UH. ALBERT???? WE NEED TO TALK 

god fucking damn it i liked him so much and wanted to understand him and i still think it’s heavily implied he was abused and/or bullied by his siblings and he’s definitely mentally unwell and definitely had some kind of rivalry going on with samuel, definite “wants what he has” situation but 

i guess “murdered his brother and his wife, apparently harvested eggs from her corpse to Make A Child With Her after she rejected him” is uuhhhh not really redeemable is it :’   ) god 

or im not sure if she actually rejected him or if he ever made any advances on her in the first place but. definite “she belonged to me/should have been Mine” possessive behavior ramped up to 11 

i still think he needed Help and maybe wouldn’t have turned out like this if he got help and had support from his family but my god what a. series of events that was  

also this guy keeps showing up everywhere. i dont know what he is but i like him even though he may be some kind of shadow of impending doom or a personification of death 

BIG fan of the implication here that i may in fact have been a ghost the whole time, subtly influencing the events of my own family destruction in an effort to sacrifice them all to resurrect myself 

is that what all this is. did all this happen because william was haunting everybody trying to get the pieces to revive himself. was this man willing to destroy his entire family line for the chance to live again 

oh FUCK THE KID’S STILL ALIVE 

HE DIDN’T DIE IN THE WELL HE’S JUST BEEN LIVING DOWN THERE THIS WHOLE TIME. OK

how did nobody hear him calling for help or anything... 

guess what

i fucking killed the hand again 

apparently albert also knows about this??? and never told anyone??? fucking why??????? he doesn’t seem to be Using the dude for anything, there doesn’t seem to be any reason to keep him down here unless it’s just some fucked up revenge thing on his sister 

also i dont think it was albert’s hand that i stabbed Again bc he’s not bleeding when he shows up but 

is he the one who has been keeping him alive?? why. what purpose is served in keeping him alive if he’s not using him for anything. if hes just trying to get back at his sister why not just kill the guy or leave him to starve down here. Albert What The Fuck Are You Doing 

hey buddy!!!!! its u!!!!

i was wrong it seems like mr. crow is not a voodoo curse victim but is actually probably the first vanderboom brother. the not william one. i forgot his name :’) and i still definitely think william’s going to become mr. owl

i found this picture later (it was shown before but i didnt remember) (also has. puzzle stuff on it but anyway) its definitely the same suit thats it isnt it 

i dont want to go searching for the pic of the other brother and the one of mr owl bc ill probably just find spoilers if i do that but Hm. hmm.

is this how the revival ritual works. do u become a bird. is that why everyone else at the hotel was animals too

that would mean the brothers have already done the ritual once though and would’ve needed a bunch of sacrifices to do it before so maybe not 

albert’s bizarre science experiment child seems to be living at the house now, which i was gonna say “how the fuck did he explain this to his family how is she just Here Now” but then i realized i think she and albert might be the only ones left now 

ida and samuel are dead, emma is dead, mary and james are dead, leonard isn’t dead but i think he might be... out fighting the war at this point 

also that dog is still here and i didnt previously question why the cup was called “cup with liquid” and not “water” and i really, really wish i didnt know the answer to that mystery 

try to guess how this dog provided liquid. the answer is not blood 

rose helped frank get out of the well, not sure if she knew why he was down there in the first place or that he’s her cousin, and. well 

:( 

sorry things had to be this way, bud

digs up my entire family’s remains to make one hell frankenstein skeleton

sure 

o fuck i did it i got all the things

i like how some of these are like “gouge out an eyeball” and then there’s like “cut off some hair” 

some of this family suffered more than others for this ritual, shall we say

theres probably Reasons for each of the parts though like, frank’s hair grew super long from his years in the well, so while the removal of a lock of hair itself wasn’t really a Sacrifice/suffering on his end its symbolic of what he went through

william’s the one being revived so it makes sense to use his heart

eyes could be... Too Late To See The Truth about albert or something, ida was a fortune teller so, Inner Sight or w/e, also a pair of eyes taken from a couple

emma died from her grief so we have her tears

james... died from drinking the elixir? so indirectly his tongue could symbolize that?? i guess???

rose means red, she was born through murder, she got her bio mother’s red hair, we have her blood 

albert could be seen as a mastermind behind a lot of these events, and a lot of this was caused by the mental illness he never got help for, so we have his brain

leonard lost his foot in the war

the only one i cant figure out is mary’s teeth, i have no idea what that one could mean unless she Did die of old age and “teeth falling out” is meant to symbolize that

theres.... three teeth and she had three children? i have no idea 

anyway DONT LIKE THAT AT ALL 

hm. unpleasant 

the other brother Confirmed to be mr. crow but its still possible mr. owl is Not in fact william but he could be talking about future william when he Becomes mr. owl, maybe 

this is such a mess ok so william was reborn as a baby, the grandchildren looked like they were consumed by the roots but we see rose holding the baby so at least she’s still alive (and probably the boys too if she is) 

and this process also created the seed which planted the tree so... william’s death and subsequent rebirth also created the family tree?? i guess?? so his family was brought to ruin one by one possibly through him influencing events from beyond the grave, all to revive him, which started the family in the first place, and there’s definitely a lot of... “all time is one/timelines can be altered” not direct Time Travel but just sort of. time as a nonlinear web that the original vanderboom brothers seem able to transcend 

hm! hm. theres still. so much i dont understand but i have at least one more game left im not sure if the other things in the bundle are related to rusty lake or just other things by the same developers 

[thepersephonecabin]

So you know how like in that one taz live show it was confirmed that taako and kravitz have cats? I have this headcanon that one of the cats is this normal, smush-faced floofy cat. She's orange and more fur than actual cat. She has a human name, something old and victorian sounding like Eleanor or Josephine. Kravitz picked it out because he said it was a name of someone he knew from his human life before being the grim reaper.

But then they get a second cat.

this cat was not supposed to be their cat. They were on a picnic date one time and found the poor thing in the process of dying. (maybe he was hit by a wagon or something) So kravitz was gonna take it to the astral plane because thats his job and a conversation along the following lines occurs

taako: you cant take it, he'll be all alone over there.

kravitz: But. Hes dead he needs to go to where dead cats go.

taako: no hes mine now.

Kravitz: dont be ridiculous we already have a cat.

Taako: babe, with all love and due respect: fuck you, this is my cat now.

So now they have this cat. He can only exist in kravitz and taako's home in the astral plane because he's dead. When they found him, he was still furry and everything, but over the course of the next few weeks he just kind of? Decomposes? But he doesnt seem to feel or notice it at all- in the astral plane innocent spirits arent supposed to feel any pain after all.

So after a few weeks he's just a literal cat skeleton which is permanently held together just barely by the fact that its spirit is too dumb to realize that it shouldn't be alive anymore. His jaw routinely falls off and taako insists on feeding him along with the other cat despite the fact that the food just falls right through. Sometimes kravitz, angus, or one of the other seven will tell taako that this is ridiculous, but taako says it would be rude to exclude the skeleton cat from dinner so it continues.

Also when he purrs he makes the kind of bone-rattling-on-bone sound that reminds every man of their mortality which everyone who isnt taako and kravitz Hates.

Otherwise it acts like a normal cat. He plays with the other orange cat, chases mice, jumps on tables, and snuggles up to anyone who will let him. He's subjected to the same kitty costumes and photoshoots that taako does with the other cat. When angus visits home from school, the cat loves to curl up around his shoulders.

In time everyone gets used to it, but some of their friends are more comfortable with it than others.

Lup is ENAMORED. She loves this cat. Being a roommate with a skeleton cat is exactly the kind of gothic lifestyle she has always wanted, nay, deserved. She is constantly gushing over and baby talking to this cat except for when taako insists that it is His cat and His turn to hold it. Barry is also chill with the skeleton cat but in a more scientific "oh what a fascinating and adorable case study of accidental necromancy you are <3" kind of way. Lucretia is similarly mostly interested in the cat from a curiosity based, knowledge seeking standpoint, but keeps a respectful distance. She can't help it, it's the lonely journal keeper in her coming out. Whenever the cat shows an interest in her she often talks to it in whole, articulate sentences as if it could understand her.

Magnus, merle and team sweet flips are decidedly less comfortable with the cat. Like they've seen a lot of shit, but this is still pretty creepy right? Killian is very like, oh my god taako can you not have one normal thing. Magnus is totally skeeved out by it, irrationally so considering how many times he's faced death and so much worse. He wants nothing to do with it (but anyone who has had a cat knows that they are preturnaturally attracted whichever person least wants it around, so it's always trying to climb on magnus's lap and magnus either freezes up or gently pushes it away repeatedly until it realizes magnus won't pet him the way he wants). They make fun of him for it and tell him, "what's the matter, magnus, even angus isnt afraid of a harmless wittle kitty cat".

But magnus will have none of it. He says the cat is too spooky. And taako says, huh, I kind of like the sound of that. So his name becomes Spooky or Spooks for short.

Lowkey inspired by this beautiful pjo fanart by viria

[just-my-fandom]

Chamber of Secrets (Harry Potter x Snape! Reader)

Request; So youre in need of requests? I got one- When the teachers all find the written note on the walls of Hogwarts, fear settles throughout the school. Whoever had opened the chamber of secrets has taken Severus Snapes daughter, the reader. Harry and Ron go with Lockhart to the Chamber of Secrets, find Y/N and destroy Tom Riddle, and get Y/N back to the safety of her fathers arms. Is that okay? I hope it isnt long

A/N: This one is long, it goes from when Ginny is taken to the end, except I am replacing Ginny with you, 

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"All students are to return to their dormitories at once. All teachers to the second floor corridor immediately,"

The teachers rushed through the halls of the second floor, fear bubbling up in the air,

"As you can see, the Heir of Slytherin has left another message. Our worst fear has been realized," Minerva McGonagall gestures up to the blood worded covered wall, "A student has been taken by the monster into the Chamber of Secrets,"

The teachers all stare at the professor, as she exhales slowly, "The students must be sent home. I'm afraid this is the end of Hogwarts,"

Lockhart walks in just at that moment, rubbing his eyes, "So sorry. Dozed off, what did I miss?"

Snape, oblivious to the students name, speaks up, "A girl has been snatched by the monster, Lockhart. Your moment has come at last,"

Lockhart furrows his eyebrows, "My moment?"

"Weren't you saying just last night...that you've known all along where the entrance to the Chamber if Secrets is?" Snape raises his eyebrows,

McGonagall nods, "That's settled. We'll leave you to deal with the monster, Gilderoy, your skills, after all, are legend,"

Lockhart forces a smile, "Very well. I'll just be in my office getting....getting ready,"

With that, he turns and walks down the hallway,

"Who is it that the monster's taken, Minerva?" Madam Pomfrey asks McGonagall, who swallows and glances at Snape,

"Y/N Snape,"

Professor snape seems to inhale deeply at this, eyes moving to the wall, then he turns and begins taking quick strides away from the other professors,

Her skeleton will be in the chamber forever

"It took Y/N Snape? Professor Snapes daughter?" Ron asks Harry, 

"But why?" Harry mutters, then takes Rons arm and drags him to Professor Lockharts office,

"Lockhart's useless, but he's going to try and get into the Chamber, at least we can tell hin what we know," They open the door to his office, stopping at the sight of Lockhart packing a bag,

"Going somewhere Professor?"

Lockhart turns to them, smiling nervously, "Family emergency, can't avoid, gotta go,"

Ron glares, "But what about Professor Snapes daughter? You know that if you don't go save her, Snape will come after you,"

Lockhart rolls his eyes, "As to that, most unfortunate. No one regrets more than I,"

Harry steps up, "You're the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. You can't go now,"

Lockhart continues to pack his bag, "I must say, when I took the job, there was nothing in the description--"

Harry steps in front of the door, "You're running away? After all you did in your books?"

Lockhart laughs once, "Books can be misleading,"

"You wrote them!"

"My dear boy, use your common sense. My books wouldn't have sold as well if people didn't think I'd done those things," Lockhart snarls

"You're a fraud. You've been taking credit for what other wizards have done," Harry states,

"Is there anything you can do?" Ron swallows,

"Yes, now you meniton it. I'm rather gifted with memory charms, in fact I'm going to have to do the same to you,"

Lockhart turns and points his wand, just as the two boys point their wands back,

"Don't even think about it,'

_______Hermione is not harmed in this________

"You? Are going to save Professor Snapes daughter? Why? She's a Slytherin!" 

Hermione follows the boys and Lockhart to the girls restroom, where they find an open passageway to a tunnel,

"So? I can't just leave our professors daughter to get killed by whoever opened the Chamber of Secrets, and I've met Y/N before, she's not like the other Slytherin. She has her fathers soft side, and she brings it out on her father! Trust me 'Mione, I know what I'm doing,"

By now, Harry was left alone when the rocks collided into a wall, blocking him away from Hermione, Ron, and Lockhart,

"Keep going! We'll find a way through, go get Y/N!" Ron explains, and with that, Harry takes off,

He enters what looks like a caved lair, statues lining up on both sides of the walkway,

Up ahead, his eyes land on a figure, dark (H/C) locks, pale skin, Slytherin robe,

Severus Snapes daughter,

Harry breaks into a sprint, rushing up to your figure and falling to his knees, 

"Wake up, Y/N, wake up,"

He presses his fingers to your wrist, breathing out when he feels a weak pulse

Still alive

"As she gets weaker, I get stronger," A voice makes Harry look up, spotting Tom Riddle himself, holding his wand,

"Tom, give me my wand,"

Tom runs his fingers across the wooden wand, eyeing it, "You won't need it,"

Harry narrows his eyes, "What did you do to her? Why her?" 

Tom smiles slightly, "I used Severus' daughter because no one would suspect her. Yes, it was Y/N Snape who wrote on the wall, who opened the Chamber of Secrets, and before long, Y/N will die and I will become more than just a mere memory,"

______I dont wanna write the battle lmao_______

Harry glances down at your figure,

Tom Riddle was gone, for good. The Chamber of Secrets was no longer opened, Hogwarts was no longer in danger,

You inhale a gasp and open your dark eyes, chest heaving in a panic as you sat up, looking around then staring at Harry,

"Harry?"

He smiles weakly, embracing you as you released a sob out of fear and wrapped your arms around him,

"It's okay, it's over," He says quietly, holding you tightly against him as if he let you go you would vanish,

He leads you back to his friends, where Ron smiled happily and Hermione couldn't help but smile too in greet,

You were taken to the infirmary, and that night, the professors ushered to your side,

Snape wouldn't admit it, but he was scared. He was scared he would loose you like he did to many other people. He lost your mother who you never knew, and he couldn't loose his only child,

You skipped class a few days after, showing how you would have flashbacks and scream during a lesson, or break down completely

It was just a memory, it was something you couldn't forge

You would have nightmares, about the snake, about what Tom made you do,

[quirkydahlias]

I love your last post with Aizawa and Toshinori so much!! Is it okay to request something based off of that post even though that was not my request? I was hoping you could add on hcs about how well Aizawa and Toshinori could move on after losing their s/o like that? How long would it take for them to live normally again and if they could ever love someone else again?

;;; w ;; my heart swells up at the notion of people wanting a sequel! Of course, I can write that angsty goodness. I hope it’s what you wanted, sorry if it isnt ; - ;

Oh, for any new readers, it’s a continuation of this angsty piece

Shouta Aizawa and Yagi Toshinori Moving On

Aizawa Shouta

Being a pro-hero was a serious and dangerous profession.

Everyone who became one knew that.

You knew that… both of you did.

In a world where almost everyone has inhuman abilities, where villains and crime grew like weeds and where hundreds of thousands of heroes rose to the occasion-

It was only logical that there would be casualties.

That those shining heroes would eventually fizzle out, as All Might did.

Or they would drop like flies. 

Like the way you died, bleeding out as you waited for death to take you underneath your own concrete mausoleum.

Ruled by logic and reason, Aizawa saw no choice but to move on.

But even his closest friend, Mic, was extremely concerned at the speed at which the tired pro transitioned into acceptance. 

The truth of the matter was that he did grieve for you, just…in his own way.

As workers under the government, sacrificing your life for the public, many of your family members expected a visit from an empathetic official.

Many were surprised to see Shouta in their place, dressed cleanly and groomed for once.

And it was to each of your family members that Aizawa got on the ground and bowed to, giving his apologies for not only your passing.

But for his failure.

For letting you die.

Because while he was safe and sound, pinned by villains in some safe house- you lay bleeding in the darkness, chaos echoing from the outside of your rubble cage.

While the villain that held him captive gloated, your thoughts wandered, thinking about the people you would undoubtedly leave behind by the end of the day.

After that day, many of your family members wouldn’t be surprised to see Aizawa patrolling in their neighborhood or helping out where he could financially, as you were unable to do so yourself.

Taking all the blame on himself, Shouta suffered quietly, his thoughts twisting and turning in his mind as he mulled over what to do next over gin and tonics.

Whatever he did, he would have to decide soon. Time waited for no one and 

By the time Izuku and the rest of the students that were caught up in the incident returned to school, Aizawa was ready to teach again.

Nothing seemed to change, but a keen eye could notice the more subtle differences in his teaching method.

Shouta was more methodical, more critical of his students than ever. Hell, he even threatened to expel Mineta once or twice.

In his mind, these kids-these students of his were the next generation. Where you and eventually, he, would fall, these new heroes would pick up where the good fight left off.

You gave your life to protect others and he wasn’t about to let that effort be wasted.

Not by any other villain, if he could help it, and certainly not by incompetent children trying to play at being pro heroes.

However, that wasn’t the only thing you gave your life for.

You died- so that Eri could live.

When he first met the girl, she looked to frightened…so scared of the world around her.

She needed to learn how to control her quirk, how to be a normal girl. What she needed was guidance.

She needed him.

And so, the pro hero adopted her.

Sort of.

She lived on the UA campus, and all the pro heroes had a hand in raising her, but no one was blind to the fact that the two were often found together, Eri finally being able to relax and touch someone without the fear of harming them.

Sometimes when his mind would drift while he lazily used his quirk on Eri, to give her the boost of confidence to shake a stranger’s hand or to go play with some of the UA students. He’d think of you.

Would you have wanted kids? Wanted Eri? He’s not too sure anymore.

But he couldn’t dwell on you for too long, it wasn’t healthy.

He needed to move on and to make sure that no one would ever have to feel the way he feels.

Or die the way you died that terrible night.

Yagi Toshinori

All Might was expected to retire, once everyone had seen his form.

Hell, even if he didn’t weaken in front of the entirety of Japan, All Might would have retired.

After all, he failed you.

He watched the one person he truly, dearly loved get torn open by some abomination of science.

Even when he was being pulled into the hospital for recuperation and recovery, all he could think about was that expression you had on your face the moment the nomu sunk its claws into you.

The fear, the type of fear everyone experiences before they die.

The exact same type of fear that Yagi works so hard to prevent.

So while the media’s fanfare celebrates his victory, while his students cheer from the comfort of their homes.

While his own protege panicked over his destiny of becoming the next #1 hero, All Might wallowed in his own failures.

The pro in him screamed to move on, to stay strong- a pillar for others to lean upon.

But he wasn’t a pillar anymore, was he?

During his recovery, he visited your family and gave his condolences, their anguish almost being too much for his bleeding heart.

Having loved you while you were still alive so passionately, All Might was at a standstill without you.

Unable to drink his darker woes away like Aizawa could, All Might instead sought comfort in the only other way he could.

His friends.

Due to having to keep his quirk and secret identity a secret, All Might didn’t have many friends to turn to. However, once your death was announced, he did notice that his coworkers stepped up to help where they could.

Mic gifted him some albums of soothing music that he fished out of his music library at home.

Aizawa took over grading papers for him, believing that his help was far more effective than giving him something that he might not even use.

Nezu allowed All Might to take some time off to grieve and even when the former pro declined the offer, he did appreciate the sentiment.

Sir Nighteye even sent a small letter of condolence to his former teacher, formal and to the point. But considering their relationship prior to your death, it was a gift that All Might treasured.

But all the gifts and assistance in the world didn’t seem to have much of an effect on the former pro, Yagi only smiling politely and maintaining his strong facade before leaving out of the room.

He didn’t need support.

Not this particular kind of support.

So one night, as school was closing, Nezu made a quick announcement for all students to remain indoors tonight. At all times. No exceptions.

It was a confusing demand, but none of the students questioned the request.

All Might decided to take the chance to leave work early and get some drinks with Naomasa, wanting to catch up with the old detective.

Sitting alone in one of his friend’s favorite dives, Yagi sat and occupied his time by watching the notifications on his phone.

A robbery five miles away.

A hostage situation a few cities away.

A hit and run, the next prefecture.

But as if he could do anything but watch and pray that help would arrive soon.

Then Naomasa arrived, just in time to save Yagi from his thoughts.

But he wasn’t alone.

Mic was dragging Aizawa long by his capture weapon, Nezu seated on the scruffy man’s shoulder.

Midnight was dressed in more casual attire, along with 13.

It seemed that all the hero teachers had arrived along with his closest friend.

And it didn’t take much for the former pro to realize…

They were here for him.

All squeezed together in their booths, with wider heroes like Vlad opting to sit at the bar stool across from the table, the conversation started off light.

How was your day? Did you see the new support items released yesterday? How are your students?

All Might cracked a small smile, a sincere one that the whole room appreciated it.

Mic snatched up Aizawa’s wallet, much to the irritation of the tired 30-year-old, as he paid off the bartender to ensure that they’d be the only ones in the shop for the time being.

And as the boss, Nezu happily paid for everyone’s drinks and food.

Once the small talk died down, Aizawa was the first to speak up, unafraid of telling the truth.

“All Might.”

“U-Uh, yes? What is it, Aizawa?”

“Don’t you want to talk about it?”

“About…what?”

“About them.”

Deciding to make up for how forward Aizawa was, Mic patted the fail skeleton-like man on his back

“It might make you feel better, you know! All that negative energy’s no good!”

The side chatter died down as everyone’s gaze softened a little at the broken man, twiddling with his thumbs.

Nemuri than spoke up, asking a rather small, inconsequential question.

“So…how did you meet?”

The soft laugh that escaped All Might was a big relief to everyone around him, everyone listening in as he retold stories of his love for you and the experiences you two had together.

Sure, it was difficult for him to imagine a life without you.

And while it was hell to live in a life without you…

Your memory would forever be cherished in the stories he told of you as for once, Toshinori leaned on others for support in his time of need.

[tumblunni]

I had a kinda weird but nice daydream last night. It was more of a daydream cos i was concious enough for it to make a little sense, but also drowsy enough that its a bit more incoherant and Edgy than my usual oc thoughts

I just got the sudden strong imagery of a guy walking through a destroyed town and all the dead people blossoming back to life as he passes

And i kinda thought a backstory for him maybe? He's an alchemist who devoted himself so much to honing his craft that he used himself as a test subject for all the most dangerous and heretical experiments and is now barely human anymore. One detail i could remember is that he had empty eye sockets that glowed, and sometimes spurted out into huge gushing tendrils of blue flame that twined around his head and wiggled like antennae. They'd kinda replaced his entire nervous system so if he wiggled them he could just sense all the facts about an object. Spirit sight or something? And probably some cool singular claw arm in a lopsided frankenstein aesthetic or something. Basically he's nothing more than Pure Poison Itself vaguely wrapped in a human shell. Like an undead look but more like a boneless husk whose skin has turned to cracked porcelain.

The backstory behind him making so many sacrifices for science is that his mum died of the plague when he was a vvery young child and he wants to become the world's best doctor who can save everyone from meeting the same fate. And he actually achieved his goal of defeating death itself, even if all he could do was turn himself into such an abomination that he can never die. Now he's travelling the earth trying to save people even though theyre all scared of him, while also trying to figure out which mixture of the million experiments he did on himself finally achieved this result.

I think maybe he can sorta partially manage to ressurect people? Like they come back as ghosts or skeletons or vampires or something. And he's all weeping with guilt that he's sentenced them to the same monsterous life as him but then a little kid hugs him for bringing her mom back. *sniff*

Also i think maybe he has a kid sidekick that he's sorta adopted as a little sibling? They were one of his earlier attempts to raise the dead, and they got ostracized by their parents for being unholy and stuff. So he adopted them, but he's always trying to find another family that can adopt them cos he feels like he isnt good enough. Also, ghost dog!! He accidentally spilled his magically-charged abomination blood onto his childhood pet's ashes and it came back in a spooply form! I just imagined his sheer unrestrained joy and weeping as the lil guy immediately recognises its owner all grown up and jumps up all happy like YOURE TALL NOW HEY HEY LETS PLAY! This poor dude needs a little relief from his angsty life honestly. I imagine him just running around super 100% hyperactive happy with this little pupper and adoptive sibling who's never seen him not being grumpy and sad is like "oh my god he's been replaced by aliens"

ALSO!! I WAS THINKING!! YES!! THE MUM DOES COME BACK!!

I was thinking that probably using his imperfect ressurection power costs a lot of his energy and he has a problem with being so self sacrificing he always ruins his health for the sake of others. He's like 'well i cant stay dead so i may as well die as many times as possible to help people'. Him coming home riddled with arrows and collapsing into a bloody pile at his sibling's feet and then in the morning when he's still stuck in bed sleeping off the enormous pain he cant understand what his sibling is upset about. Like he has no value in himself because he's so guilty that he hasnt finished the ultimate panacea yet. Disregarding the fact that nobody even asked him to, and he's already done so much to help so many peopke!! TAKE CARE O YOU SELF, BRO!!

Anyway, where was i?

Oh yeah! Well i was thinking maybe he was doing some mass healing in a town somewhere. Cos oh yeah even his regular cures for stuff are still made with his own blood. He's like a walking vessel for every poison ever made in this world or the worlds beyond. ELDRITCH ASPIRIN MAN! oh actually it could be a cool aesthetic to have him all bandaged up like an edgy anime character

WHERE WAS I

Oh yeah! Well he's super mega exhausted from expending all of his magical energy and working until the crack of dawn. So he's stumbling home down the same usual route, but he passes out halfway there. And then he wakes up to see his mother tucking him into bed and bringing chicken soup. Like "I DUNNO IF IT WORKS FOR MAGICAL SICKNESS I AM VERY CONFUSED OKAY" Turns out that just by pure coincidence he'd accidentally found the spot where the mass grave for plague victims was made back in the day. And he's extra super mega sick now cos he subconciously reached out to their souls and ressurected them in his sleep. And he's just weeping so much cos he thought he'd never find her and he's guilty he subjected her to a life of being an undead monster too, and he's like 'dont look at me ive changed so much you must be ashamed' and just MAXIMUM EMOTION OKAY!! And also 'oof ouch my everything' cos flailing around panicness aint good in your condition, dude!

So big happysad reunion and him having the longest most peaceful nap he's had in years, lost in distant memories of her reading him bedtime stories as a child. (Maybe even wakes up as she's reading a bedtime story to little sib, and gets so emotional he wakes them up with his sobbing?) And its not all perfect, there's a bit of a rift in the way of just being perfevt family again cos well its been so long and he's grown up and its basically like meeting a new person and starting over. Yet also with all the pressure of knowing how things used to be and being terrified of messing up. ALSO there are like fifty other zombies walking around outside confused as fuck! I think maybe the mum becomes the new mayor of a weird little shanty town that springs up overnight and the neighbours are all like 'what do we do with suddenly acquiring a new trade route with another city state' and also 'AAA ZOMBIES'. Complex futures await out heroes! But i have faith that this little awkward family will make it work!!!

[jewishrevolutionary]

Poverty is not actively recognized in our country nor in the discussions of politics, and I feel deeply hurt and demotivated because of it, especially as someone who has been forced to live in the lowest sectors of it. It ends up being a discussion only used as a trump card, not a regular talking point that needs to be actively recognized. Milenials and Gen Z is the most in poverty, despite all the opportunities people had in college or elsewhere.

Ever since I got kicked out of my parents home, I have moved to the slummiest parts of my state's capital and I live in this shitty, broken down apartment that has lead paint in certain areas, mold in (possibly) the floor, the walls, the ceilings, and other areas. Our bathroom sink and toilet barely work, the refrigerator is broken down, and for the first 6 months, the lock to our front door was completely broken.

In all of that, I and my boyfriend have gone through a plethora of jobs. My boyfriend started talking about unionizing in his first job, got fired almost immediately. His second and third job was too stressful to keep up with mentally. And only now did he get a job that only gave him part time hours.

My first job was too far away to keep working in and they didnt even respect me for all the shitty work they put me through when we only had a skeleton crew. My second job, i got fired for taking a very small tip from someone. And the job Im currently working for is full of shitheads who've gotten recently promoted and are barking and kneeling for the owner and his shitty decisions. (For example, we had a foot and a half of snow and everyone avoided the topic of closing early and shamed me and another coworker for not coming in when it was too unsafe for either of us to leave) I also broke down sobbing during a stressful rush and was blamed for not communicating with my manager about the rush.

Either way, regardless of my own treatement and how much I can tell you about the treatment of my boyfriend at his workplaces, we're still in deep poverty and our rent is going to definitely increase, with the fact that we dont have a car yet that can help get us to and from places. And this constant feeling of dread that I cant escape this has made me so much more less hopeful than I was before.

I have nearly lost my faith in leftist/communist/anarchist movements because there is zero groups in sight in my state and anywhere near where I live. I have tried getting financial help by setting up GoFundMe's, public kofi's or anything. And the constant struggling and difficulty with my recent schedules have made it impossible for me to engage in any of my own artistic interests becsuse of the sheer amount of demotivation I've been through.

I want to be happy, I want to live a fulfilled life, but I dont want to be stuck under this constantly pressuring system that will harm me for not having *credit* and being a young adult.

I need money for a car, but no one is willing to spare because I'm seen as too young and inexperienced. I need credit for getting an apartment, getting a car, getting ANYWHERE, and I fear debt like no one else in the world.

And it has only made me more and more hopeless, because this a problem that is seemingly everywhere, but Americans dont talk about. They wont support each other through it, and I and my boyfriend have talked to people, have tried getting support, but we only get scoffs, angry mullings about making sure we make our own lives better, and advice that gets us nowhere. My boyfriend was told by everyone except his immediate family that trying to unionize was dumb and would have only led to his firing. That he needed to just suck it up and get better.

I want to have hope in people, but this last year has been so dejecting for me and my hope. I dont know what to do anymore. It hurts me a lot that there isnt anything for me to do. I, my boyfriend, and their sibling might become homeless because of the rent increase in the next 3 months, and I feel too dejected to even ask for money anymore because I know no one has money anymore.

I'm just going to end off on the note that I'm not planning anything. I just am going to survive. And if anyone wants to help, I just need help with saving up for a car so send me a DM or something. I have about 1200 between me and my boyfriend.

And be sure to ask everyone you know about their situation, be sure to help as many people as you can. I've been doing it despite my poverty, and it's because I have money to spend for myself that I know would be used better. It only takes a little to make people hopeful, and doing nothing makes them lose their hope.

[papyrus-onlyblogokay]

Wait, they have no tastebuds.

How the hell does papyrus know undyne makes "mean hotdogs" if he can't taste it..

Also how the fuck does sans eat- HE CANT EVEN MOVE HIS- WHAT ARE THOSE- TEETH?!

HOW DOES PAPYRUS "*MAKE THE SOUND A BABY MAKES*" ?!??!?! HE CANT EVEN-

H-HOW DO SKELETONS SWEAT!??!

Wait they aren't skeleton they are monsters-

They are monster skeletons- they should be able to do all these things beacuse they are just a physical form of their magic...

Wait so then how the fuck does flowey-

HOW THE HELL DOES FLOWEY DO ANYTHING?!?!

Why the does he even have a face-

the guy should be completly faceless lets be honest. He owns a "physical" and not "magical" body, which means he not only doesn't own a "monster soul" or "human soul" but beacuse of his dust is there on the flower, but the dust scattered across the room??!

By all logic, undyne should see fish in the surface but nor be bothered by it- as she resembles a fish but isnt one...

The dreemurs should see literall goats..

Skelebros see... Not alive skeletons. (Well thats depressing.)

Flowey would see not alive flowers (even more depressing)

And-

THIS IS JUST TURNING INTO ONE OF THOSE PEPPA PIG EPISODES ISN'T IT?!

If that happens then that would mean muffet would be a cannabolist-

HOLD UP

didn't she say alphys would make a juicy donut during genocide and sells spider donuts which are made out of spiders? Are she's just.. Let go of that?

Like does no one question the fact that papyrus just puts hot dogs in a dog bowl and-

Okay so im guessing cannibalism is fine here?? Like they need to eat and drink to stay alive and have generally long life spans- but like...

That foods gonna run out eventually right?

I mean toriel goes grocery shopping from who knows where she got that despite there being no shop-

They've been underground for a few.. Years..

The foods gonna run out eventually-

If the ruins is a catacombs does that means there's just... Items hidden in the walls that are just, sprinkled in the monsters dust?

Like does that explain why so many monsters parents are just.. Not there? Like we see sisters and brothers, full adults and children.. And monster kid says there are parents around and... Like where are all your parents yo- are they seriously just amalgamete and you just lived life thinking that you'd never see your family again, just accepted that, blame it on the war on humans beacuse you are incapable of dealing with your problems so you vent it out to a child of which you have a feeling will die eventually / will be disposed of, so it doesn't matter if you tell them you darkest secret cause asgore is gonna kill them? Like did you just give up?did you just assume they are gone forever and left you on the pebbled roads of the underground to fend for yourself? That the underground is slowly becoming more and more populated and that if you don't get out, it will be impossible to live anywhere?

Is just like... Everyone just dead? Like in deltarune there is clearly has like 4 people dead in a grave yard but undertale deserves a whole "catacombs".

Im starting to question not the story or game files that toby might've wanted me to think about, but how monsters have hotdogs.

And PIE.

Like if its made of magic, does that mean they are eating peices of themself? Since THEY are made out of magic?

And im guessing it is? Which would mean a wild amount of things, like how the hell do some monsters eat that?! There's loox that just- is that his eye mouth? Wait no- ??!?!?! Is it tho?!

Also, they can get drunk too- so that means, that a drink is just, absorbed that fast? (Mabye thats why sans downs that ketchup bottle no problemo)

sans may or may not have a rock held hostage as a pet, it may or may not be starving, beacuse rocks and icecubes and snowman.... Who are living... Because?!

Wait like, toriel eats snail pie.. HOLD UP-

IM GOING TO ASSUME THOSE SNAIL ARE NORMAL SNAILS AND- ugh for god sakes we have spider cider, i doubt toriel would care if she bakes snails.

Also that was a business napstablook had, which means that those guys where breeding, and being sold off to a goat lady who shall eat them. Or i dunno, keep them hostage in their now newly forever home. Forever. So the fact that she even mentions putting them in a pie, means they aren't monsters, but infact their own species living underground-

WHICH MEANS WHERE THE FUCK DO THEY GET THOSE GODDAMN HOTDOGS!?!?

VEGETOID IS WATCHING YOU EAT MINATURE VERISONS OF HIMSELF AND IS TAKING DELIGHT CAUSE APPERNELTY HE IS "HEALTHY"?!?

I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF GENOCIDAL FRISK JUST- ATTEMPTS TO EAT VEGETOID AND ENDS UP HAVING DUST FOR BREAKFAST.

ALSO DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON THE SIDE CHARACTERS CAUSE I- i pay close attention to some of their depressing stories uwu. I even have a whole au for them all. My beloved side characters.

Wait, if food is made by monster magic... That would mean-

Oh no.

Oh no oh no oh no.

Undyne said something about burgers in grillbys and toriel and i-

Oh god, would it be awkward t-to see.. Like.. Sushi?? Or.. I dunno BONES?!? Cause i see sans papyrus seem to let go of the fact that they casually just.. Shoot parts of their already existing body at you?

Its like.. Seeing you shoot and arm.. At someone... And.. Storing it for further use...?! (Its like a summoning arms or part of an arm from the depths of your soul abd flinging it at poeple.)

Wait.. That means the dogs would be chewing on...

Oh god thats really awkward.... If they chew it enough, do they get magic dust?? Or do they get to the bone marrow and... Crack it.. And the skeletons just stand there like.. " im slightly bone trousled.?"

Temmie has a hard boiled egg.

Where the hell did papyrus get an egg..

Where the hell did mettatin get an egg?

Wheres everyone getting eggs?

Who is the egg man behind all this?!?

WHY IS EGGMAN IN DELTARUNE?!?

Wait if milk exists, that means goat milk exists as well.

And if eggs exists, that means there's chickens.

And if froggits exist that means. Nothing. Life is hard for a froggit and we need to appreciate then more.

And if snails are.. Edible.. Enough to joke about... Then..

That means..

Fuck, WHAT HELL ARE THEy EATING?! IF VEGETOID SUMMONS VEGTABLES DOES THAT MEAN THEY JUST HAVE HIRED- FOOD MONSTERS?!

CAUSE CLEARLY GRILLBY GOT A KITCHEN BACK THERE, AND I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT YOU . BUT WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU COOK IF YOU COULD JUST SUMMON THE GODDAMN THING?!

Also lets behonest, grillby is a fire monster, which means the dreemurs and fire elementals wouldn't get along beacsue the goats are basically spewing out tiny dismembered heads everywhere and that graphic is quite.. Graphic.

Also theres the fact that, i kid you not, onion San.

And that yandere airplane.. And lava thing?!

Is lava thing just contemplating on life? Are they that meme where it is, am i made of house or is house made of me?

Sans tries to scam u often. its so consistent, i believe he's good freinds with the damn spider lady. And his hotdog stand is illegal so i dare say he's a legit judge- but trying to scam me of FRIED SNOW?!

THINK OF THE SNOWMAN MAN !!! THATS ABSURD- i mean, we could just eat.. .the snowman man....

Does that mean we could eat flowey?

Wait. If mettaton is a gost possesing a robot that means, he's...

I CAN EAT HIM IF I TRY HARD ENOUGH! ANYTHINGS EDIBLE WITH DETERMINATION! That doesn't mean it wont kill you bur HEY THATS PRETTY COOL!

WAIT I COULD EAT THE DUMMY!

I COULD- I COULD- eat papyrus's spagetti!?? ;(

Wait NO- I ATE IT ON THE DATE! WAIT THAT HAS A TASTE!

HOW DOES EVERYTHING TASTE LIKE?! DO MONSTERS TASTE LIKE DUST?! OR DO THEY TASTE LIKE DIFFRENET STUFF?!

Wait- their dust contains their own smell... Which means it should have a taste as well. Its that "tasting smells" thing. Which means... They could.. In theory... Sprinkle.. Dust on stuff and and.. Theoretically... Eat it.

So spider cider ain't so fucked up now is it?

Flowey forget to take the "other route" thats hes too Wimp to try out.

Man, if undyne smells fishy who knows what she tastes like-

What about souls?! How do they taste like?!

Floweys says, "that he can feel them wriggling inside. Me!" -qoute. Which means when a monster absorbs a soul they just.. Its just... There??! It MOVES?! THATS SO WEIRD-

Shit, how many are wriggling inside you during that pacifist battle flowey/ now hyperdeath god thing!?!

So if you absorb a soul, the way they abosrb food, and if toriel.. Put snails in her pie... And they physical food, go "grocery shopping"..

That would mean monster food is just.. Magic + murder? Instead of us humans doing murder +magic?

Now i know many of you wont get this far, and actually won't read this. Infact you might skip every bit of thing i said and skip to another post. Annoyed by the long, unimportant text. But let me tell you this.

Monster food is messed up- monsters live forever, until they die of old age due to having.. Offspring. (No idea how skeletons could fuck? How gost fuck, how look fucks, how washuwas, the goddamn plane, mushroom man, VEGETOID and every other unfuckable monsters we got. Sooner or later, i'll just assume monster breed like fucking flowers do. Just shove a bit of monster magic up on someone "flower area" and there you have it, fucking flower repoduction. Floweys does not approve)

So basically, why the eat or drink? Or add snails to their pies? Or add spiders to their ciders? Or add steaks to their bakes?

Why you want to adopt a kitten, as a PET and not a literall child as CATTY YOUR ARE A GODDAMN CAT WHO MINATURE KITTES AS PETS?! THAT SHITS ADOPTION OF A CHILD TAKE IS SERIOUSLY!

(Oh deltarune ain't outta this either. I saw that grill mr catty's dad. Kids gonna have lunch you know. Hes gonna eat something disturbing. He already spooked Noelle out of her deer, might as well eat a fucking egg in front of the temmie like a sociopsth that you are.)

Why is food in undertale the one topic thats the most concerning thing besides genocide?!

You fucking did mate. You made the underground go empty- OH WAIT NO U DIDNT CAUSE SOME PEOPLE ARE STILL ALIVE YA DUMBASS THEY EVACUATED!

But you how they go empty? WHEN YOU CASUALLY HAVE CANNABOLISM RUNNING AROUND LIKE GODDAMN CHICKENS EATING THEIR FELLOW CHICKS CAUSE ONE OF HAD A SINGLE DROP OF BLOOD.

of course they are, intelligent, and not mindless monsters who would rip apart each other like maniacs! They live long lives. Chill for a bit ey ?

If they can rebolt against a queen, the people ain't mindless.

Though, if muffet make spider donuts as "spider food, for spiders" so they can EAT. Why the he'll would you want alphys as a donut- and why is yours purple. Is that boba tea your pouring, cause i just had some and its definetly purple.

And finally. She says shes gonna "rescue the spiders from the ruins" cause her bank full enough to do so. Buy a limo and shit. (Damn this girl is a good digger, not gonna lie. Mettaton you better watch out. yo how much u gave her to kill me ?)

Okay but, the spiders in the ruins are clearly stuck. Toriel is probally keeping these guys hostage.

Spiders do cannibalism, but only females do i believe. (As far as my knowledge go) if they are stuck, and are making "spider cider", giving telegrams instead of phone calls, and sound as old as toriel..

Im not excusing everyone strange antics but the spiders.

They have all the right so far. Though it sounds wrong, monsters seems capable of understanding "hey, im you." In terms of seeing animals or insects That look like them.

Papyrus, i have no idea why you thought putting hotdog in dog food would make it more enticing for me to eat, but from seeing you fridge, i cant tell you tried. Though it may be a joke, or it is just plain wrong... I do no trust the revenge you may have against a certain dog. And seeing your connection with sans and undyne, i shall back away with fear and respect.

Toriel, you mother not fucking. Please stop. No. Its no longer funny. Your learning about snails, buy them from a gost, and.. Eat them. *sigh* you really are no better than them.

Everyone else? You guys got alot of thinking to do. Especially sans. Stop scamming people. Work hard for once man. And im not going to go through the horror of seeing a icecap not knowing of the "icecream" or the snowman seeing himself everywhere... As he is snow. And papyrus silly joke about icecream being on the ground, bothers me more than i can tell.

Temmies boiled egg some how having sentience in deltarune. And things like rocks and mushrooms being alive. Which also goes back to papyrus, beacuse he has a nice way of teaching me that i do infact have the urge to eat everything and everyone including the glowing mushroom and that one lantern.

Mettatons... Waste of pies... Pefrectly.. Good pies.

The fact that napstablook owns a snail farm, that one bunny who implies that NOT ONLY IS IT OKAY TO SUDDENLY HAVE SOMETHING THAT RESEMBLES YOU, BUT HAVE IT AS A PET?! Catty doesn't seem too bad now.

Oh and lets not forget alphys attempt at feeding the amalgamete with dog food. That better be only for the dog amalgamete or im going to be really pissed off.

Yeah and apparently monsters dont not care for looks.

So basically, if you see undyne eating sushi, that shit ain't cannabolism. This pain was all for you bone bone heads and armoured fish.

I will get to watch the world burn as we see monsters eating things that resemble them.. Fire elementals seeing wildfires.... Seeing papyrus be an archeologist?!?! Or... Murderer. Each one if fine with me. Well... Not really.

Let's just see the horror and confusion upon humans faces when we see, a chicken eating a chicken. Except this time its by choice.

Human " Oh dude, dont eat that! Your a cow right?"

Monster "*chewing* yeah why?"

Human " thats beef and- WOAH HOLD UP ARE-ARE YOU??! CANNABOLISM?!?"

Monster "what makes you think that?-holy shit this beef good tho! Do you have more?"

Human thinking in their head " i am living with a physcopath."

AND THATS THE TRUE STORY OF HOW THE WAR REALLY STARTED!!

I REMEMBERED/LOCATED THE IMAGES FOR AN OLD SHITPOST OF MINE. Take it. I searched for 30 minutes to find it.