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my most controversial batman opinion to date
#if it wasnt clear its not a gender thing. its just a dumb name. not the dumbest name cass has had tho that goes to orphan#imo nobody should be batman after bruce because the point is that the bat team he establishes is stronger than he could ever be alone#to him batman is also a hero who suffered alone a lot and he doesnt want anyone else to have to be that kind of hero#bruce's legacy isnt batman its his family and gotham itself#but thats too deep for a shitpost#batman#cassandra cain#batfam#dick grayson#damian wayne#dc#dc comics#mine
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silly maid shit, late for the maid hype
#cotl#cult of the lamb#lamb has sleazy lesbian at the end of their rope vibes to me#cotl narinder#cotl lamb#my art#this isnt a real au its sooo crack and only exsists bc of this dumb joke#lambs trying to get expelled so they dont have to quit#i think the maid hype train already died which is why its the perfect time tmfor me to hop on and sit in the wreckage#narilamb#hangs my head and tags this#crack maid au#bc it somehow got more
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"heres how mike schmidt could actually be an afton-"
"heres how mike schmidt could actually be an emily-"
#fnaf#fnaf movie#fnaf movie spoilers#i think if it turned out that mike was actually an afton it would be kinda...#dumb?#but i think if it turned out that mikes dad had been friends and business partners with william afton i think that would still work#like. mike was a traumatized child so i wouldn't be surprised if he forgot what his dads friend looked like#or at least that he wouldnt recognize the man years later#and it would explain why afton was in Nebraska and able to snatch Garrett#even though its implied that Nebraska isnt where they live
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Really stupid idea but can you imagine if the TVA swore Wade and Logan to secrecy and then they come back and everyone is so incredibly confused. Like? Wade, what the fuck? Who is Logan and why is he living with you and why does he look like a dead superhero?
Especially with the insinuation that the entire movie timeline spanned over a few days. So Wade goes from hopelessly pining after his ex to bringing home this buff, hairy, muscular guy to live with him without warning after disappearing from his birthday party.
Like he just randomly walked out the door after blowing out the candles, then he mysteriously reemerged with this feral look-don't-touch beast of a man. And he's calling him stupid pet names like "peanut" and "babygirl" and the guy isn't biting his head off?
When asked, Wade just responds that Logan was his best birthday gift ever. Logan's ears turn pink and he covers his mouth to hide the small smile on his face. Wade wraps an arm around his shoulder and grins. Meanwhile, everyone thinks Wade left his own party because of a hook-up call that somehow ended with him landing himself a boyfriend.
#poolverine#deadclaws#kitkat#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#deadpool movie#wade x logan#wade/logan#everyone is like??#wade i know youre dumb but#isnt this a little too fast??#even vanessa is floored by how quickly they moved in#even she hasnt fully recovered#let alone move in with her boyfriend#and blind al was a little confused at first#but she saw wade happy for the first time in years#so she let it go and just accepted it#plus logan is a good cook and has a nice voice#so#bonus points if they find out about laura#oh and dogpool#wade wdym you have a daughter and pet and husband now its only been 2 days
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This is just what that one scene felt like to me
#(why i dont like moon or moonbli after winters book)#(or just qibli's book in general its bad.)#also ik this isnt what actually happens but its still so dumb moon is like *randomly gets hurt to dramatize winters meanness*#(and to show off how much “BeTteR QibLi iS fOr HeR”)#(they immediately go on to see darkstalker do the most fucked up thing ever) (literally thats what happens after this scene in the book)#wings of fire#wof#wof fanart#moonbli#wof qibli#qibli wings of fire#wof winter#winter wof#winter wings of fire#wings of fire winter#moonwatcher wof#wof moonwatcher#moonwatcher#moon wof#wof moon#wings of fire art#wof art#wings of fire fanart#nightwing#sandwing#icewing
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"Shuro loved Falin for reasons he hated Laios" i feel like im going insane. no he didnt. he hated Laios for personality traits Falin doesn't show; being dense, having no tact, annoying him with his interests. you dont even know why the fuck Shuro liked Falin. All you know is he saw her looking at a caterpillar (she didnt fucking eat it)
#you people are trying SOOO hard to pretend theres some sort of misandry going on here#this isnt even defending shuro. this is about people just straight up dumbing down falin's character.#dungeon meshi#shuro#falin touden#laios touden#delicious in dungeon
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ive been sitting on this gay sonic mlp concept for months im gonna be sick to my stomach am i cooking or am i cooked chat
#when genetically engineering alicorns isnt biologically possible so they gotta get a little ermmm creative dot dot dot#BLANK FLANK!!!!!#this is so dumb im ending it all#sth#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sonadow#sonic x shadow#sonic au#mlp#sonic mlp au#my little pony#mlp fim#my art
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I do want to say altho I'm very pro shoplifting it is not something to take lightly. it is something that can and WILL get u in a lot of trouble if you get caught at the wrong place and wrong time. I know a lot of people will get comfortable with it and not think much of doing it but u really do have to be careful and smart Abt it . The best case scenario of getting caught is u get banned from a store you probably really like and worst is you get arrested and have charges pressed against you
#best thing 2 do if u get caught play dumb liek 'oh my god i forgot!! im so sorry ill pay for this i didnt even realize i was holding it"#most places say we literally cannot make assumptions we arent allowed to accuse someone of shoplifting#and this isnt always like. a gaurentee most places arent allowed to prosecute u but some will#its good to always b careful and prepared
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I want a Steve who genuinely doesn't want to play DnD because it's just not his thing! He enjoys watching and thinks some of it seems fun, but just isn't interested in the time commitment, or the math, or various other parts of it.
HOWEVER he does demand, like a child when they find out someone is writing a book, to be put in every single campaign as a random npc. He doesn't want to sit down for hours roleplaying, but he does want that seductress in the tavern to have good hair and be named Stevana.
And this isn't like, something the others don't know about, it's very obvious who it is each campaign. Sometimes Eddie even convinces Steve to do the voice for the character if it's a fun one and Steve isn't at work. Steve enjoys how much it both amuses and gets on various Hellfire members nerves, especially because his characters are always... Pretty out there.
Gareth and Jeff tend to be amused by Steve's characters, unless they are actively getting in their way and even then Jeff at least normally just finds them hilarious. Freak continues to want to study Steve like a bug. A crowd favorite for the CC members but a point of annoyance for the Party was the character that Steve pitched that was infatuated with that quest's main villain and would appear randomly just to say something really suggestive about the big bad, inconvenience them somehow even in a really minor way, and then dip. They were definitely supposed to be rescuing Stefano at one point but he was basically kidnapping himself at several points. Dustin is perpetually annoyed because Steve won't play with them for real, but he WILL play a random bimbo that starts them on a quest and enjoys flirting with the older members characters.
(Will and Lucas are... Maybe a little disappointed he's never flirted with their characters but also, Steve would never do that lol.)
Eddie is fine with it, he thinks this is a great compromise. He gets that Steve doesn't want to do hours long storytelling sessions, but this way he still gets to enjoy time with Steve doing one of his favorite things - creating characters and writing the most annoying stories possible. He loves that Steve is participating in even just a small way, and honestly only having him participate for a little bit at a time is better for Eddie's ability to stay on task anyway. He knows Steve wouldn't have fun being a player but he also knows Steve loves being a problem.
#steve harrington#eddie munson#steddie#hellfire club#dustin henderson#stranger things#steve#eddie#dustin#gareth#jeff#freak#cc#walkie chatter#im thinking of this as a general hc but this started bc i was thinking of steve in my drummer au and i was like#yeah steve wouldnt like dnd but he would love creating dumb characters#and i think once gareth gets past his judgment of steve hed find him hilarious#as long as he isnt getting in the way of him trying to steal shit or st then he gets pissy#but jeff loves steve and thinks hes hilarious lmao#idk i think people get too focused on getting steve to play when i jsut dont think hed enjoy rping for hours at a time!#in a hot room#but he does love fucking with people
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I kinda wish that "oh they don't know they are dating yet lol" was used less as a joke because while it can be funny to think about people not recognizing their obvious feelings it also shows a major issue with amatonormativity and believing certain ways people interact with each other can only be read 1 way. It shoves relationships into a box and assumes the people in their own relationship don't know any better and so can't possibly label it correctly.
"they say they are friends but obviously they just don't know they're dating yet!" Assumes that 1. Friendship is less than romance. 2. That the way these people act with each other has to be romantic and any other interpretation is wrong including the people who are interacting own interpretations of their relationship. 3. Assumes you, a third party observing the relationship you are not part of, know more and better than the people in the relationship and thus have authority to put a label on said relationship.
Do you see the problem here? Do you understand how fucked up it is to constantly be told your relationship is something it's not. Do you understand how rude it is to undermine people's own ability to properly label their own relationships. It does not matter if YOU think they are dating. If they say they are friends then they are F R I E N D S.
The thing Abt relationships is that all parties in the relationship have to agree with what it is. If one says they are dating and the other says they are not, then they are not dating and they will never be until both agree on that face. Simple as that.
#text#amatonormativity#relationships#aro#aromantic#ace#asexual#aroace#aspec#ive seen 1 too many jokes abt characters actually dating but being to dumb to know#like maybe...maybe expand ur view on how relationships can be structured and accept that#maybe the perception of their relationship isnt something to be belittled and laugh at#maybe explore the idea of friends who still kiss??? instead of being 'haha funny doesnt know they r dating'
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Moments in Charles Leclerc that are so insane I wish I made it up but can't, because this stuff can only happen to him
- When his watch got stolen and he decided to CHASE the guy with his custom ferrari 488 pista
- When his former girlfriend got locked out of the apartment and he wasn't answering his phone so she had to subscribe to his Twitch channel to tell him to open the door (please watch his former streams I beg)
- When he crashed Niki Lauda's 1974 ferrari during the Monaco historic grand Prix (his luck I swear)
- Every Monaco Grand Prix ever (the infamous charles leclerc curse)
- When he went to dinner with a guy, posted the picture on Instagram and it turns out it was an international criminal wanted by the Interpol
- He went to a restaurant once, handed his car to the valet and the car was out of fuel
- When he went for a run, took some photos with fans and this couple started to fight in front of him
- When he didn't realized his tiktok likes were open to the public (it was mostly fan edits of himself, baby goats, babies but mostly fan videos about himself)
- Recently, he dropped his airpods in the airport floor and decided to use this gigantic clamp to get it back
- Or just his babygirl esque nature (i love him <3)
- He accepted a ride from two strangers just because he couldn't find a cab (Arthur was also in the car!!!)
(Also, feel free to add more, please, and every time he does something so charles, i will uptade the list)
#he's so dumb i love him#idk felt the need to tell you bitches how much i love this idiot of a man#also because i saw the video of him catching the airpods and said it out loud 'stuff that could only happen with charles'#anyway this man isnt real and i love this stories so much like its so unhinged#also guys if anyone knows who did this edit please let me know i got from twitter a long tkme ago and idk who made it#charles leclerc you will always be famous#f1#charles leclerc#scuderia ferrari
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#my art#rainworld#spearmaster#survivor#monk#survivor isnt sure whether to be angrier about A. spearmaster sticking monk with a needle B. monk being dumb enough to go along with it
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#this could go both ways lmao#take this since I haven’t really posted in a while💔#they’re both idiots#I’ll never stop using that scene from season 5#ain’t no way that ISNT the scene shoto realizes he likes izuku#he’s like oh. OH.#just looo at his dumb face#jk I love him💔#tododeku#njk mk#tddk#tdiz#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#bnha#iztd#mha
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"Do the Evolution" - Pearl Jam
#this specific lyric of the song reminded me soooo much of dutch/john and hosea/arthur#obviously john is very different from dutch but i think there is a reason why he was considered to be dutch's favourite son#john seems closer to dutch in a similar way arthur is with hosea but in a different manner i think. there is obviously a tension present#dutch is observant but only when he wants to be (otherwise i think he would have kicked micah out of the gang a long time ago)#john is just observant. he saw first-hand what happened in blackwater and is sus of dutch throughout the rest of the game#he isnt as dumb or slow as he calls himself#i read a meta about it and it explains it 1000x better than i can#as for hosea/arthur the parallels are already obvious enough#also i am quite a fan of pearl jam so teehee i had to make the selfish parallel#might make more like this idk#rdr#rdr2#red dead redemption#red dead redemption 2#arthur morgan#rdr2 arthur morgan#dutch van der linde#rdr2 dutch van der linde#john marston#rdr2 john marston#hosea matthews#rdr2 hosea matthews#outlaws for life#pearl jam#ranna song quotes
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mc when they go into a book and fuck shit up: why is the story different!!!
My brother in christ YOU CHANGED THE STORY!!!!!
#We're all thinking it#Kim dokja#Cale henituse#Okay lets get more obscure#Its time to change the genre#My girlie judith#I became the lousy side top#This is like the only time im gonna get to complain about this but HOW COME#There was a whole drama about real jaewoo vs story jaewoo AND HIS NAME IS JUST ACTUALLY JAEWOO#AND HE LOOKS THE SAME LIKE AM I CRAZY??????#Seo jaewoo#Sweetie sweetie sweetie#Eugene really isnt like this cuz hes changing the story on purpose but hes still dumb of ass#Dokja is the only one on here that isnt an isekai victim#Orv#omnicient reader's view point#Lcf#Tcf#trash of the count's family#Theres 100% more im forgetting or just dont know#Let me know some and ill add them i suppose#the villainess flips the script#Judith maibaum#I had to look for her last name
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i think a lot about how connor's eyes go glassy in the zen garden snowstorm
its just such an interesting design choice i think about a lot, is amanda/cyberlife trying to blind him? is this just his systems shutting down? is his mind and body just this detached? i don't know!! but it's certainly intriguing and also pretty!!!!!!!! i kind of want to make a prettier screenshot post of this but its hard to get any good angles lol
#detroit become human#dbh screenshots#connor rk800#feel free to give your thoughts#maybe im dumb and theres a way more obvious reason but im gonna pretend there isnt
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