#this isn't really tmi but

[ame-to-ame]

Merry Christmas!!!

[n0pr0mises]

ino is the kind of guy who is so excited to get your pants off and when he finally does and puts you face down ass up before freezing. both his hands are gently holding the sides of your ass and he's silent for a minute, making you nervous and wondering what's wrong before you hear him whisper reverently "wow..."

he feels so blessed and because you're blushing and burying your face in your arms, you don't see him look towards the ceiling, dramatically (and very quietly) saying "thank you thank you thank you-"

[niuniente]

Me: oh no, my stomach has been acting up a lot for 2 weeks already, and I have a trip to England in a few days... Google: You can't use Imodium for more than 48h!!! Me: Ah, shit. A literal shit! Me: Doctor, please, is there any medication for IBS? Doctor: No, unfortunately. Imodium typically helps. Me: I've been using it and it does help. How long can I use it in one go? Doctor: Up to 3 weeks. Here's a prescription for you. Just take less when your symptoms start to subside. Me: Oh heaven's bless QuQ

[clementimetodie]

Something about those period product alternative posts that suggest cotton pads and period underwear with no mention of cups feels eerily like that old idea that "tampons are for whores because they break your virginity" but hidden behind the guise of natural alternatives and feminine health

[cobra-creampuff]

hey an effect of HRT that I've noticed in myself that I've never seen anyone mention: the like little tiny bumpy bits around the areola? the baby saliva-reading texture (or so I've heard)? gone. my nipples are. So smooth.

[scarlettcryptid]

the comments on my fics are some of the only things holding me together rn

[thxgrxmrexpxr]

[The one thing I think I disagree with strongly is that HUNK is "unhygienic".

While I agree in missions he probably doesn't always have many choices - he can't just take his gear off and clean off if he's surrounded by monster: but I do think that he does his best with the circumstances that he has.

At the very least he wipes himself off with those lil personal wet wipe packets or does a bird bath if he can find a sink.

But in cases where he's got access to soap and running water + doesn't have to worry about a zombie eating his ass while he's in the shower? Dear lord, imo he's probably bordering on excessive when it comes to the way he'd clean himself.

He also likely doesn't smell "good" in the sense that he uses heavy scents for washing or as a deodorant. I actually think HUNK in ideal/less stressful circumstances doesn't really HAVE a smell. He'd more likely use harsh antibacterial soaps rather than scented ones and doesn't cross me as the kind of person who bothers with buying expensive cologne.]

[allyooops]

TMI TUESDAY:

[How/where] did you meet your partner? He sounds like a wonderful person!

[genuine]

He is truly an amazing man, and I always wanted him to find the happiness that he so deserved. Just never figured I'd factor into that someday haha! Building a relationship off of a real friendship is not something I've ever done, but it's made it so easy tbh? We already had this foundation of trust, and a deep understanding of what each other had gone through and was actively looking for. I'm so excited for the future with him by my side 💕

[isekyaaa]

Someone said my work is "quality" u//////u

[supercantaloupe]

my poor body. she does not work so good

[frazzledsoul]

I think it's really sweet that I get notifications lately about people liking my GoT fics because that fandom seriously put me through the wringer and all the overwrought tag policing (from fans screaming about a past relationship maybe being discussed at some point) is a key reason why I stopped writing in the first place.

Also, Jonerys fans literally scouring this blog for "proof" that I wasn't a completely straight cisgender female and threatening me if they found it (there's a lot of proof these days, gang, although if you know what my sexuality actually is at this point, feel free to inform the class....slightly bisexual ace? Uh, maybe) all because I told them it was out of line to explicitly threaten people over fanfic comments...let's just say, I stopped wanting to engage.

However, if people still like the fics, I do appreciate that.

[paradoxiii]

Are you saying natalieironside has you blocked? That’s so funny and idk why

Yeah, iirc she actually used to follow me! But I made a comment on some post that I don't remember the details of but I remember part of my comment was "almost always", then natalieironside added on something essentially saying "it's not always like that", to which I responded with a screenshot of the thing I said in the first place and reiterating that I said "almost". Next thing I know her blog doesn't load for me & I can't like/reblog anything from her (which kinda sucks bc at least once a week I come across a post of hers that I get the urge to reblog)

[flashmod]

What seemingly small decision made the biggest impact on your life?

Giving my life to God

[rovermcfly]

I may not have been able to continue my thunderheart rewatch pattern today but the HOURS i spent on the next gifset are like. worse.

[irritablepoe]

they are terrible for this you have a problem and told them and they make fun of you? that is mean as fuck people who are supposed to care about you should want you to not feel horrible but maybe the friends feel badly for you with that look? like sympathetic?

yeah, but i'm... well not okay with this exactly, but i'm glad that they're respecting these boundaries at least. i'm used to being made fun of though lol, i'll take that then ig

and yeah my friends definitely feel sympathetic towards me, though probably don't know how to react bc they don't quite understand? which again is fair, these thoughts are irrational after all (at least the feeling dirty and scratching/hitting part, though this has probably resulted bc of me not establishing boundaries much earlier where i started to feel uncomfortable with it, which is a valid thing to feel ofc but didn't realise at the time)

[plaidpyjamas]

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