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i get wingless pads because the winged ones' sticky wings always stick to my skin and pubic hair instead of my underwear and it always really hurts to rip off :))
WHO tf keeping pads with no wings in production?? Put it in your draws and by the time you walk out the bathroom it’s down the street buying scratch offs at the corner store. Like girl
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something isn't right about lukes shop
#fantasy books#tsc#the shadowhunter chronicles#shadowhunters#the mortal instruments#city of bones#tsc fanart#tmi#cassandra clare#clary fairchild#jace herondale#simon lewis#clace
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i bring you the long over due sugar daddy magnus sugar baby alec fic in wip form
#malec#anh writes stuff#wip#alec lightwood#magnus bane#tmi#tsc#shadowhunters#the mortal instruments#the shadowhunter chronicles#;)#alec a total birkin mom fight me on this
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friendly reminder that the lullaby maryse sang to baby jace (“a la claire fontaine”) is literally a song about celebrating beautiful things that were thought to be lost or undeserved. “I have loved you for a long time and I will never forget you.”
i’m glad jace took the herondale name, but it can never be said that he had no claim to the lightwood name 🥹
#tsc#tmi#shadowhunters#tid#tlh#cassandra clare#shadowhunter chronicles#tda#secrets of blackthorn hall#sobh#jace herondale#the mortal instruments#jace lightwood#maryse lightwood#city of ashes#queen of air and darkness
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We're finally going to learn about the Trueblood cousins, I've been waiting for this for YEARS!! I'M SO EXCITED
I also hope she'll someday explain who those Lightwood cousins are that Alec mentions in his dream in CoHF and if Robert and Martin Gladstone were first cousins, if Martin had children and Alec and Isabelle have second cousins Gladstone
Will we get to see clary and jace in the wicked powers? How are they doing?
Well, at the beginning, they're fine like everyone else! You will see them in TWP — and there's a story about them in Better in Black that also involves Maryse's lost brother (remember, he married a mundane and got his Marks stripped) which I think is really fun.
#cassandra clare#magnus bane#the shadowhunter chronicles#alec lightwood#the mortal instruments#malec#tmi gang#tmi#lightwood family#trueblood#maxwell trueblood#trueblood cousins#gladstone family#isabelle lightwood#maryse trueblood#mundane world
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What I think each tmi couple is going as for Halloween 💓
Clace: IS THIS EVEN A QUESTION??? There’s a lot of good options out there, HOWEVER… red head and blonde duo??? There 100% going as sky and bloom. Not questions, no takers, no NOTHING.
HOWEVER: Blonde and red headed duo ALSO brings up the possibility of them being Fred and Daphne 💓
Malec: NOW I KNOW Magnus is locked thr HELL in for Halloween. Alec is like “I don’t want to dress up” and Magnus is like “NO… where dressing up”. I’ll be totes honest with u guys that I thought there costumes where the hardest to come up with! IK Magnus was absolutely gagged when he watched high school musical so I could see them going as Chad&Ryan. No one gets it, Alec doesn’t get it but Magnus is having a blast
NOW, Magnus is 100% over the top for Halloween so I could see him and Alec doing FULL mummy costumes
Sizzy: Oh I know Halloween HATESSS to see these nerds COMING. You guys know there locked in. I think an obvious costume is Han&Leia. However I know there’s a costume contest at the institute and there determined to win so I can see them going as Aragorn and Arwen.
AND SINCE, they take there nerdom very seriously I can see them also being Link&Zelda. I know Isabelle has a blast in the long flowy skirts
#Ik Halloween is over but it is how it if#if anyone is wondering me and my friend went as charli xcx and troye Sivan#the shadowhunter chronicles#tsc#shadowhunters#cassandra clare#tmi#the mortal instruments#isabelle lightwood#Izzy Lightwood#Simon lewis#Simon Lovelace#Magnus bane#Alec Lightwood#clary Fairchild#Jace herondale#Clace#sizzy#malec#Halloween
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Idk why people online like to make fun of people who only use pads. I think you guys are brave. I've never been able to use them without wanting to rip off my skin from overstimulation and I always end up bleeding through my pants
#tmi#maybe? i've shared worse things on here#i wish i could use pads#unfortunately i can only use tampons or a cup#cw periods
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I'm using my drawing for evil rn. mortal instruments be upon ye.
#i have like 3 full canvases of doodles for this stupid stupid book series#nothing that hits like being able to bring ur version of characters to life tho#jace is a short king to me btw. personally.#clary is like 5'1 which makes jace like 5'7 in this max. and that's the truth.#anyway i hope u can all forgive me#tmi#the mortal instruments#jace herondale#jace wayland#dumb ass with like 1000 names#clary frey#clary fairchild#HER TOO#cassandra clare is diabolical for all that#my art
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The idea of the background is not mine
#artists on tumblr#the mortal instruments#fanart#my art#alec lightwood#magnus x alec#malec fanfic#magnus bane#alec lightwood bane#malec#shadowhunters#tmi#art
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I LOVE THIS SO MF MUCH
Jace, Clary and Simon at Luke’s bookstore
🎨: @imjenndove
#OH MY GOSH#THSI IS THE MOST GORGEOUS ART IVE EVER SEEN#WHAT THE HELL#DAMN NOW I WANNA REREAD TMI#I MISS THRM :(#jace herondale#clary fairchild#simon lovelace#cassandra clare#the mortal instruments#tmi#tsc art#tsc
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Having a vagina honestly sucks bc it's like you have to do fucking alchemy just to prevent yourself from getting sick. You've got an intricate ecosystem of microorganisms down there that you're dependent on for your own well-being and they can be set off by the tiniest fucking thing
Keeping your pubes too short can cause yeast infections, but letting them get too long can also cause yeast infections. Washing the area with specialized soap can help prevent yeast infections, but it can also cause them. Your periods can cause yeast infections, and so can the medicine you take to stop your periods. Having sex can cause yeast infections, especially if the person you're having sex with is diabetic (???). Being diabetic can cause yeast infections. Wearing the wrong clothes or eating the wrong things can cause yeast infections. Not getting enough fucking sleep can cause yeast infections. The list is neverending
Luckily, yeast infections are fairly easy to treat with OTC medicine that you can find at any Walmart. BUT! Even if all of your symptoms indicate that you have a yeast infection, you have to take a test first to confirm that it's a yeast infection (they do not sell the tests at Walmart) bc you might actually have the opposite of a yeast infection (bacterial vaginosis) which has the exact same symptoms as a yeast infection but is caused by an imbalance of different microorganisms. And if you use yeast infection medicine to treat a bacterial infection it will light your pussy on fire. So if you have a bacterial infection, you must instead visit your local witch doctor (gynecologist) and get prescribed special potions (antibiotics) to treat it
Antibiotics can also cause yeast infections
#rambling#uhh#tmi#request to tag#i wonder if a vaginectomy would prevent yeast infections permanently#greatest hits
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a young clary and simon playing their weekly friday night game of mario kart (in their pyjamas of course!) after a long day at school 🎮
characters by @cassandraclare 💛
#artists on tumblr#cassandra clare#digital artist#illustration#shadowhunters#tsc#cartoon#drawing#the shadowhunter chronicles#tmi#the mortal instruments#city of heavenly fire#city of bones#city of ashes#city of fallen angels#city of lost souls#city of glass#clary fairchild#clary fray#simon lewis#simon lovelace#gaming#cute
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The Gang.
#magnus bane#jace herondale#simon lewis#clary fairchild#alec lightwood#isabelle lightwood#the shadowhunter chronicles#shadowhunters#the mortal instruments#tmi#tmi gang#my memes#clace#malec#sizzy#not my art#credit to the rightful owners#editing is mine
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✔️married with two kids in his early 20s
✔️much older, richer husband
✔️ live in husband's apartment
✔️ does the household chores (cleaning, washing dishes, etc)
you all...regret to say this...but i think alec is a tradwife
#malec#alec lightwood#magnus bane#shadowhunters#tsc#tmi#the mortal instruments#the shadowhunter chronicles#i cant believe this#he causing the tradwife resurgence#meme#obv a jooke#or is it
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BREAKING NEWS: The Shadowhunters Chronicles (2007 - 2029) just received a 55 minute standing ovation from me in my living room after rereading it for the 200th time
#cassandra clare#the wicked powers#tsc#the shadowhunter chronicles#kit herondale#twp#the dark artifices#ty blackthorn#tmi#the mortal instruments#clary fairchild#jace herondale#tid#the infernal devices#will herondale#tessa gray#jem carstairs#emma carstairs#julian blackthorn#magnus bane#alec lightwood#simon lovelace#isabelle lightwood#the last hours#tlh#cordelia carstairs#james herondale#matthew fairchild
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