#this isn'T funny

[mactavishenjoyer]

Ghost:"this is my mom, this is my brother and his wife, this is my nephew, and that's my boyfriend."

Ghost's hookup, looking at the urns: "and it was a car accident or something like that right?"

Ghost:"no."

Ghost:"all murdered."

Ghost's hookup:"oh look my dog is calling gotta go!"

[ocean-sunfish-hater]

dear ocean sunfish hater,

have you considered taking a stance of pure cool neutrality on one of god's most mediocre creatures?

sincerely,

someone who has thought about sunfish once or twice

Dear Anonymous User,

As I've expressed in the past, staying neutral in the face of injustice sides with the oppressor. Ocean Sunfish have are not only the top of a highly unequal system, they personally wronged me in the past and the fact that you are not supporting my cause speaks to the erosion of principles in our modern world.

I don't know you, but how could anyone that calls themselves decent or empathetic be so dismissive of other people's struggles? I think it's time for you to really look deep within yourself and think about your own morality.

Please don't contact me again.

[im-cool]

[attackonglazing]

i just watched nanami die and i am sobbing my heart out bro this is not funny.

"i'm tired, i'm really tired, i've done enough."

"itadori, you've got it from here."

i am ill. i'm actually so upset. i'm bawling my eyes out. i am sobbing. i'm never going to get over this. and i know nobara dies really soon too like fuckkk.

look at my baby bro this shit is fucking tragic i'm never going to recover.

[onkury]

There goes my good monday with the new TGS update, um, I presume it's so jekover 😭

Because what the fuck ⁉️⁉️ FUCK YOU MEAN JEKYLL IS GIVING UP WHAT

I mean i kinda expected that but WHAT THE HELL 🗣️⁉️

I'm losing it if Hyde's killing himself next (going in the original book direction) 😭

Yall can bet I'm redrawing this scene as we speak

[ilovemenlolz]

I . I NEEEED people to talk to about Drdt PLEAAAAASSEEEEEEE PLEASDPLEAPLSEPALEPLEASEPLEASE

[letter-to-kylux]

How did Hux react the first time he saw Kylo's face?

[de3o2]

[mommyesque]

Found Families of 2023 : Lord giveth and Lord taketh away :")

[sparkofthetelling]

[motions1ckn3ss]

grantaire asking the rest of les amis to drink with him to days gone by:

[mactavishenjoyer]

(overheard while shopping.)

Ghost:"I don't know what size I am."

Soap:"well you look like a-"

Ghost:"no, I mean I'm delusional and think I'm still the size I was when I was a teenager and I can't fathom that I'm not that weak anymore and that I actually have muscles."

Soap:"oh shit I can't help with that."

Soap:"at least you are self aware though."

Soap:"wanna get boba or something?"

Ghost:"yeah."

[soup-mother]

tumblr users will call themselves leftists ard their theory is Multi leninism fandomism

[haveyoureadthisfanfic]

dont know if were still talking about bookmarks but i have like seven for either rarepairs, specific tags and fics i love (all bundled in one) so i dont know how people organize their bookmarks either but kudos to them!

Heh. Kudos. Ao3 pun. Hehe

[robinzombiezz]

Me after I told my mom that I couldn't finish my essay in time and then she looked at me and said "But you wrote that Luis thing" reffering to the thing I spent over an hour writing about him.

[stupidvillainousposts]

Forgive me, audience, for I am not funny

King Dice: *Starts to Put on a Shirt*

Devil: Excuse me, sir, I was not finished perusing the menu!