#this is such fucking bullshit
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marzipanandminutiae · 2 months ago
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I didn't get the sewing job
I just.
why do I even keep going. nothing's ever going to change and nothing's ever going to work out and nobody's ever going to fucking want me
I'm going to get old working part-time jobs with no house and no family and no fucking future
and the economy's about to tank with Tr*mp so if I don't get something before that happens it's never going to
what's even the point honestly. when nothing ever-
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snugglyporos · 1 year ago
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// Great. They actually want $50k a year.
You know, you could have written that somewhere before I wasted all this time trying to find a place and paying you application fees.
I might be able to find a guaranteer, but I have to then pay another $60 in application fees.
God dammit.
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ednacrabapple · 2 years ago
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The fucking categories are literally made for Mayim to host this is suck a fucking joke
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chatgpt is the coward's way out. if you have a paper due in 40 minutes you should be chugging six energy drinks, blasting frantic circus music so loud you shatter an eardrum, and typing the most dogshit essay mankind has ever seen with your own carpel tunnel laden hands
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nubelo · 5 months ago
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Sharing this so you all can protect your stuff too.
IMPORTANT: TUMBLR HAS MADE A DEAL WITH MIDJOURNEY/OPENAI.
YOUR ART AND IMAGES ON TUMBLR ARE BEING USED TO TRAIN AI MODELS.
The opt-in is automatic, but you can turn it off in settings.
Go to "Blog Settings" -> "Visibility" -> "Third-Party Sharing" and turn on "Prevent third-party sharing for [blog]". (This post shows how to do it on browser and on mobile.) You need to do this with every sideblog. (Note: The option in settings might not appear if your app hasn't updated yet. You can still opt out via browser.)
Spread the word. Everyone on Tumblr needs to know about this.
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nando161mando · 1 year ago
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graveyarrdshift · 9 days ago
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"I'm just a girl", "girl math", "girl dinner", "divine feminine energy", "bimbocore", "clean girl", "girl's girl", "girlfriend brain" SHUT UPPP!!! SHUTT THE FUCKKKK UPPPPPP !!!!
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justlikeheavenfest · 3 days ago
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caterpillarinacave · 16 days ago
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I fucking hate driving
#It’s literally the fucking worst#Every time I step out of the drivers seat I literally never want to leave my house again#Because it’s the fucking worst#Because everyone is such a dick#Not in the way they drive even but people INSTANTLY get so fucking mean on the road#Heaven fucking forbid you’re going 30 in a 30 zone or heaven forbid you take a turn slowly#Hey buddy notice how I DIDN’T hit you on that roundabout? Notice how you DIDN’T have to touch your brakes??#I’m sorry you felt like I pulled out in front of you and are this gesturing to your daughter about how I’m the worst#I honestly feel bad I know to always yield in the roundabout which is why I did in fact yield#But you don’t have to be such an asshole#Because I reiterate: I could pull in at a normal speed and you did not have to change your speed in any way to avoid hitting me#Which means yes. I did fit. But I already was going to feel like shit about not just waiting until it was clear you don’t have to#You don’t have to look at me like I’m scum of the earth#I hate this made up fucking game#Nobody actually follows the fucking rules and you have to rely on bullshit social cues because again nobody follows the damn rules#“This is the speed limit but you should go faster here” why is it the fucking limit then#“Stop fully here” well the guy in the giant truck behind me doesn’t think I should#This is such fucking bullshit#People are genuinely just fucking mean when they get in a car and I’m sick of it and there’s no other option#I hate it because it’s just the way the country works and it’s normal stuff and I shouldn’t care#But I come home from every single solo drive crying it’s like I’m six years old again#I’m so damn lonely and I’m so damn tired and I’m so fed up with all this shit
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daincrediblegg · 1 year ago
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OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:
You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)
BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES
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You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable
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THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION
And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.
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gayestpiano · 8 months ago
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sick
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kickmuncher3 · 2 years ago
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i fucking hate everything.
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hella-marshmella · 7 months ago
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“My vote doesn’t matter (so I’m gonna sit it out/vote third party/put a write-in protest vote)!”
Unfriendly reminder that Al Gore only lost Florida (and subsequently the entire 2000 election) by only 537 votes. Your vote absolutely fucking matters.
If y’all really, truly don’t want Trump/Republicans back in control than you better get out and vote down the ballot, especially if you live in an even remotely purple/swing state.
The MAGA voters will absolutely get out and vote, don’t let them out-do you.
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maukiki1 · 2 months ago
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Go random bullshit go
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Jumpscare warning
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deaddee-anime-brownfanlady · 3 months ago
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blorbologist · 4 months ago
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Misc Chateau Shorthalt screengrabs because OH man, look at how happy they all are!!!!!
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nando161mando · 1 year ago
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If you want to know why people have lost faith in capitalism, this might help
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