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i dont hate shipping i just think a lot of you people maybe like shipping too much

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I sent my inner child to work at a steel cable plant to make some extra cash and it got mangled in an industrial accident and died in the hospital so I really don't have to protect it or whatever anymore. good luck with your self care stuff though

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one of my trans friends added me to a discord channel called "egg group chat" and I was starting to get very introspective before I realised they're organising a group buy of eggs from a local farm

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Two coexisting truths:

When someone comes out to you, you did not "know it", because there are a lot of ways that even the most straightforward gender situation can develop.

One must at times acknowledge that, of all the ways it could have gone, this is one of the less surprising ones.

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game reviewers are weird

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tried to tell my faithful eunuch Tucker that he was basically tumblr famous, but he was too focused on defending the homestead to care

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When my brothers were younger I wanted to teach about misogynistic tropes in media without scaring them off by presenting the topic right out the gate as serious and aggressive and intimidating so I pointed out one day that movie dudes usually only ever have three motives- 1. Wife, 2. Daughter, 3. Dog.

And now whenever we watch a movie together and a dude character is about to reveal their angst backstory we take guesses if it’s gonna be 1, 2, or 3.

Which is specifically the most fun to do in bad B-list action movies because you can say “It’s a 1” as it starts and then ten minutes later the ham-fisted Macho Man Tough Guy quietly mentions being married once and you can put your hands in the air and go “AYYY IT WAS 1” like your team just scored a sportsball goal

Truthfully though I think we need more 3’s

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i just saw an incest blog titled "brotherpussy" and I'm sorry but I can't help but think of a very unfortunately named Catholic monk when I hear that

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have you guys done that “what kind of reader are you” quiz and if so what did you get

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So very crash!

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Reblog for greater sample size.

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the worst part about not knowing what song is stuck in my head rn is that i cant even look it up because the chorus is literally "i said hay yeah yeah yeah yeah" and no its not the song anybody is gonna suggest based on that