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one of my favourite linguistic phenomena/in-jokes is spanish potato chips being “ham-flavored, probably”

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“we need more weird queers!” you guys can barely handle a hairy woman

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a bunch of hooligans and homosexuals

team 9 and 10 (to go with team 8)

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i love naruto but sasuke is my favorite!

Hope you like sasuke in my style

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the most insane double casting i’ve heard of is ophelia and horatio being played by the same actress. the implications of that drive me crazy

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remember when chris "any pronouns" fleming released a video titled "am i a man?" consisting of a string of various jokes and japes that culminate in a punchline of the singular word "nope" and people were still, like. Well she didn't say he ISN'T cis

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TOMORROW IS THE 4-YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF HIM DOING IT TO US

National Holiday

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I’m so sorry but in the nicest way possible do yall actually read books or just read words??? Cause I’ve been seeing that trend of people not understanding how “snarled” and “eyes darkened” and “eyes softened” etc. was used in a book and like…

Genuinely, do yall just not have imagination?? Or not understand figurative language??? Also eyes do literally darken and soften have you not lived a life??? How do you read with no imagination? Is this how you get through so many books in one month - you simply don’t take the time the understand the words as they are read?

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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trans people deserve $1000 and free weed every time we have to get a period

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my castle cook, 12th in a long line of cooks by family virtue, nervously: "And, my Lady, how is thy... meal?" me, isekai'd into the position of a medieval lady, staring at the soggy, mushy, clove-studded 14th attempt to get my cook to make an Outback Steakhouse™️ Bloomin' Onion™️: "it's fine. cloves are a little strong."

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i get a borderline erotic thrill out of reviewing local businesses positively and having them respond to my review

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You ever just wanna be a man but in a woman way