the names Ace although some call me Sans (he/she/neo), i like watching jacked theatre kids in cunty outfits beat the shit out of each other, don't be afraid to send asks, i won't biteAo3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/ace_does_wordsIcon: alexa blissssssssBanner: i edited in the rainbow but otherwise idk
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We don’t talk about Hunk enough
Bro is STRONG. He’s huge. He’s Samoan. He’s an engineer and a cook. He’s also 17 at the beginning of the show. He’s gentle and has horse sense. My boy doesn’t get enough love
Like he can keep up with Pidge while working on tech, he teaches himself how to cook with alien ingredients and makes it taste good which means he’s doing chemistry/xenobiology. He learns incredibly quickly and has solid instincts. He never seems to forget anything and people have pointed out he might have an eidetic memory
I’m mad because the show reduced him to the butt of 4th grade humor and didn’t expand his arc the way he deserved. He was the most well-rounded paladin straight up. He deserved to be explored as a complex character and not reduced to the fat guy who throws up and is afraid of heights
Hunk is the backbone of the team and referred to as their heart. He has good relationships with everyone on the team. Lance has his issues with almost everyone at some point, so does Keith. Pidge is often too fast for people to keep up with. Shiro is carrying the burden of being the leader while still working through his own trauma and - you know - being turned into his own clone then funneled back into that body
Hunk is the rock they all lean on. He’s there to listen to all of them regardless and they know it. Hunk is Hunk, warm-hearted and solid. He doesn’t get the appreciation he deserves!!!
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the best time to plant a tree was 10 years ago. the second best time was 9 years and 364 days ago. the third best time was 9 years and 363 days ago. the fourth best time was
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the worst part of "you'll understand when you're older" is that you really do understand when you're older
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girls will write fics in an hours time and go "yeah thisll get numbers" and post it
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Do not write fanfiction. One second you're normal and the next you're downloading a calendar from 2004 and tearing your hair out over what specific date every event in your fic happens
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usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed
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.......I fucked up so bad.
I've been teaching Belphie not to jump on Pangur, cause she's old and arthritic and doesn't like it. and as part of my "training", I've been giving him a treat every times he stops his evil actions and trots over to me.
I thought I was training him to come when called. in actuality, I've been training him to bite Pangur. so now he'll jump on her, chew her ear, and then make bird-of-prey eye contact with me from across the room. and the worst thing is I'VE ALSO BEEN GIVING PANGUR A TREAT EACH TIME (so she doesn't feel left out). which means that she'll whimper pathetically from Belphie biting her, and then also make intense eye contact with me, because she's been conditioned to expect treats afterward.
I have accidentally made the most fucked up dynamic possible with both of these cats.
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If the gore in a gore/body horror movie is mainly cg then what’s even the point
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where im from we call that voyeurism idk abt u tho
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forcing every character into romance or found family ruins character discussion imo
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ermine stoat weasel mink ferret polecat the genus mustela just keeps on giving
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*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....
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I went by a burger king today and they had an AI taking orders. This is the first time I've seen this.
It didn't work, though.
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