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✧.* - “he couldn’t make you feel like this.”
summary: johnny sees you w another guy and well, he gets pissed.
warnings: drinking, smut, possessive!johnny, oral (reader receiving), very sub!reader, degrading, aftercare at the end
a/n: had this in my head for a while now, why not write about it? also if this is short as well my apologies. i need to write a bit more i have a shit load of smuts in my notes
wc: 1091 words
johnny was always protective of you. it was in the middle, to where it wasn’t much, and where it was. yes he lets you have friends, he lets you hang out with other guys, but a certain thing about that. he only lets you do it if it’s someone he knows.
you two went to a bar, and johnny went off somewhere with his friends. you didn’t know what was going on, you could have one more drink and you’re out.
“heyyyyy…. could i uhhh have this?” you said in a drunk tone. the bartender looked at you, he was blonde, curly haired, “here, lady. let me help ya.” little did you know, johnny and his friends were sitting on couches right behind you. he heard every little thing, and you thought he was drunk with his friends.
you started to calm yourself, as the guy started to talk to you, “so what’s your name, pretty girl?”
you were getting ready to speak, as johnny heard and got furious. he walked over to him, “what the fuck did you just call her??” you got scared when you heard him, because you didn’t see him, “johnny! oh my god…”
he rested his hands on your shoulders, “come with me.” johnny grabbed your arm and led you to the bathroom. he shut and locked the door, “so what the hell was that about?!” you looked away, knowing that he was staring at you, anticipating an answer.
“i promise, it wasn’t anything serious.” he slammed you against the sink, turning your chin, “pfft, yeah right. why the fuck did he call you ‘pretty girl’ then??” you looked at him with soft doe eyes, agape mouth. you shrugged, but you knew if you didn’t tell him answers to certain things, he’d get pissed.
“i swear to god. do you not know what he could have done? he could’ve fucked you in here and i wouldn’t have known.” you sighed and let your head go back, “johnny. it isn’t a huge deal.”
he scoffed, “to me it is!” his voice was high and everything. you rolled your eyes, “i’m going back out there-“ johnny cut you off before you could leave. he forcefully took a hold of your wrist, and pulled you back to him, “not so fast now, babe.”
you whined, “johnnyyy.” you knew he wasn’t letting you out anytime soon because he doesn’t want you seeing that guy again.
johnny started to kiss you, and of course you responded to it. it was just one kiss to a heated makeout in just a matter of seconds. his tongue started to intertwine with yours. moans started to leave your mouth, but you considered them as mistakes.
his mouth left yours, and it then went down to your neck. johnny kissed it not too soft but not too hard at first, but then it was rough. it got to where he started to leave love bites on you. he really wanted to show who you belonged to.
johnny stopped with his love bites after a while, then he flipped you around to where you were looking in the mirror, “baby? what are you doing?” johnny gave you no warning, and pulled up your dress, then vigorously yanked down your panties.
he undid his belt, and pulled down his pants, followed by his boxers. his hardened cock sprung free, he bent you over, and put it inside you. you let out a gasp, because you didn’t expect this coming.
johnny had both his hands on your waist. he started to thrust his hips lightly into you, as you tried to not make noise already. he chuckled, “what the fuck do you think you’re doing? let out those sexy noises. i wanna hear you. let that guy hear ya too.” your lips were put together still, trying to challenge yourself.
he started to get pissed, “alright then.” he slammed himself into you hard, which let you elicit a loud moan that the none of you were expecting.
“oh, johnny!”
he smirked, “oh yeah? what’s my name, sugar? i couldn’t hear you.” you let out your needy moans and breaths, which of course, included his name.
“johnny! your name is johnny!”
“yeahh. you think that other bitch could make you feel like this, huh?” you shook your head no. johnny needed a response, “words, baby. i need words.” you tried to speak, “n-no.”
he bit his lip, “mhmm. good girl. jus’ look in the mirror, and see how pretty you look when you’re getting fucked by me.” you obeyed him and looked in the mirror. your back was arched, your hands laid on the sink, and you already looked fucked.
the more johnny slammed into you, the more you started to reach your orgasm. he asked if you were close, but you couldn’t answer. you were seeing stars. he asked again, “are you close, babydoll?” you nodded yes, “yeah, yeah!”
he moaned, “yeah? you gonna cum all over my dick? do it then. i wanna feel more of you.” he kept railing you til you reached the wave, your orgasm hit you hard. you came all over his dick, just like he asked you to. johnny then reached his orgasm and came into you, “fuck, sugar..”
you both were out of breath. johnny took himself out of you. you pulled up your panties from them being on your ankles and he pulled up his pants, and did his belt.
“can i ask why you did that..?” you said breathlessly. johnny sighed, “i wanted to teach you a lesson. listen, i love you and all, but i don’t wanna see you with a dumb bitch like that. trying to ask you what your name is and calling you pretty?? hell no.”
you smiled, “okay. it won’t happen again. i promise.” johnny smiled back at you, “it better not. if so, i’ll just have to fuck you again but right in front of him so he knows who you belong to.”
you laughed, “i love you too much.”
he chuckled, “i love you too, dollface. now we should probably get out of here, don’t ya think?” you nodded yes, and immediately got out. before you two left, johnny said something to the guy.
“i wanna let you know that, that girl you called pretty, that’s MINE. don’t you fuck with her again, alright? if so, i’ll fuck her right in front of you.”
you and johnny then left. next time you two went to the bar, he wasn’t seen again.
#johnny knoxville#johnny knoxville x reader#johnny knoxville smut#this is so shitty but i do not care
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Kiss Kiss Fallen Tree!
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#Sorry to everyone who was looking forwards to this comic only to find out I put WWX in the ugliest outfit.#Continuity came first. Plus let's be honest; he did *not* show up in anything fancy. Or in all black as seen in most fanart.#We are at the middle of WWX depression arc. His self-care was 100% because Jin Yanli would be sad if he didn't try to look nice.#Okay okay. Fine I've delayed talking about the kiss long enough.#It is absolutely a core LWJ scene over a WWX scene. Which is made even more fascinating because we don't get his POV.#But we get so many insights! His loss of control and his firmness all contrasted against how he trembles.#And all of that wrapped up in a wonderful self-loathing bow! You go Lan Zhan! You hated yourself so much for this!#WWX is a hilarious narrator for this because he is truly just...baffled by what's going on.#He would push the person away but he doesn't want to hurt their feelings or pride (putting other people first again are we?)#I do understand why this one is divisive for people though. I choose to look at it through a character/humourous lens.#I've seen people defend and admonish this scene as a particularly shitty thing LWJ did and let's be very clear here: It was.#That's why I like it. LWJ did a shitty thing and struggles with it. It's part of what makes him so robust as a character.#It's also fine if you enjoy this scene for it's eroticism. You're not a bad person for that. You are just A Person.#People will have their own experiences with this topic. Be kind to each other alright?
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maybe a bit of an esoteric advice but saving nice things people have said in a notes app entry has saved me so many times. if i’m having a bad day, being hard on myself, dealing w negativity from others etc etc. just whatever it is. i open this page—which is basically a compilation of people complimenting me on certain attributes, sweet interactions i wrote down, or things i’ve accomplished—and it brings me right down to earth. like someone could be saying mean shit about me (whether it be a person or a voice in my own head) & instead of having to go through the mental toil of summoning up positive memories to negate that, i just go to that notes app entry. i read over everything and im like ohhhh ok im not the most horrible person in the world after all. i don’t deserve being told that after all. it’s all written down right here.
#that shit WORKS and i tended to rule out methods like this out of fear of being cheesy#u do what u have to do.#also this kind of thing teaches u to stop leaning into ur negativity bias so often#yes there are bad ppl who say shitty things#but what ab the abundance of good ones? it rly is as simple as choosing what u care about#text
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uhm idk what happened but apparently harem (reverse harem!????) time-???
#EXTREMELY SHITTY CONCEPT UDK HOW IT HAPPENED AND YES ITS A MESS I DONT CARE#utmv#traditional scribbles shitty edition#again#undertale#sans ships#poly ships#dust sans#murder sans#horror sans#killer sans#cross sans#fell sans#blue sans#swap sans#GRRRRR#ut au#sans aus#bad sanses#WHY IS DUST SO SHIPABLE.#my art ig#i’m to lazy to draw fr#eat the slop my fellow shippers#do i even with ship tags at this point oh god um#horrordust#dustberry#kist#crossdust#dustard#DO YOU SEE IT DO YOU SEE PAST THE SHITTY ART DO YOU SEE MY IMAG-💥
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"Hah, dude doesn't even know he's in my tamagotchi."
#For some reason he gave me early 2000s vibes as i was drawing him? So of course I turned his box into a tamagotchi✨#Tinky#I don't care about cannon lore or timelines... all i know is this version of Tinky would torment the SHIT out of College ted.#t’noy karaxis#Nightmare time#time bastard#thinks i proof read it: writes always twice#hatchetfield#Heheh - Silly slushie idea came from @yourlocalabomination#and Edgelord Tinky convo idea came from @raftersomefood#God this particular Human tinky would talk so annoying... SOOO Dude-Bro 💛#Anyway i guess i should have tried making him look like curt instead of winging it cuz everyone thought i was drawing Goat ted???#I do think he came out too thin - I dunno know what happened#(PS. feel free to find me on insta for some close ups [same user] and follow me for my annoying stories where i post shitty progress pics)
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what was with cameron house md she spends 90% of the episode saying she wants their patient to die bc he's a genocidal dictator and her colleague husband says "babe it bothers me for ethical reasons that you want our patient to die :(" and she said "hm maybe you're right :/" but when it comes down to it the genocidal dictator lays a finger on her in an aggressive manner and chase instantly commits medical malpractice to murder the guy and then when he tells her she LEAVES HIM bc boo hoo he's a murderer now like GIRL he killed a man for you!!! he's wracked with catholic guilt!!! he's being crushed beneath the weight of his sins because he chose his devotion to you over his devotion to god!!! he literally could not get any sexier at this moment in time!!!
#girl what are you doing......#also just in general she did not deserve him honestly he was so good to her and for WHAT#just to be abandoned at peak devotion and guilt and hotness 🙄#girl get OUT of my way i'm stronger than you#if she cared she could fix him or make him worse but i could love and support him no matter what 😌#his muder is a part of him and its SEXY#robert chase#house md#malpractice md#i know the actors broke up irl or whatever but wtf.....#i should have ended my rewatch w their happy lil wedding at the end of s5#s6 everything instantly goes to shit#and stays shitty#chase should be happy fr#he's supposed to turn into house basically but they should have made him the well adjusted version of house#like how nightwing is the well adjusted version of batman#anyway i have no real point here i just lowkey dont like cameron bc of this arc#also her obsession w house is so weird i wish they hadn't made that a thing#this has been a shitpost#anyway she left chase at the absolute peak of his sexiness wtf.......#anyway since this apparently needs to be said its not that deep this is a silly post if you send me hate messages i wont answer#i block and ignore anon hate bc i am too busy touching grass to be rude to strangers over a tv show
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Cooper Howard vs The Ghoul + flirting game (they're the same picture)
#falloutedit#vaultghoul#ghoulcy#cooper howard#lucy maclean#fallout series#fallout prime#cooper x lucy#fallout tv#impact!!! flash!!! mushroom cloud!!!! shockwave!!!!!!#my lil contribution to the ghoulcy community#i can't help but giggle at how he treats her the same way as his wife but... make it wasteland courting#cooper howard the ghoul that you are! what does he know tho *he's only ancient*#i can't wait for lucy to wiggle her way under his irradiated skin even deeper with her earnest expressions and her senseless kindness#he'd held on the past so hard because it was all he had but…that's not true anymore... now there's a girl and a dog :)))#the loop? who cares if it's gonna save his rotting ass. you go sweetie vaultie lil killer sweetheart lucy lucy lucyyy#shitty things i do for love#*it's made for val if she wants it <33333333
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Day 8/October 8: Curses || Empty Titles || "You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?"
ik its late and its more of a concept sketch that anything anyways but like. do you understand the vision. was he ever called a general or am i imagining things
#dont look for symbolism i havent brainrotted about season 5 in forever#not my best work its kinda shitty i def could have done better with the whole like. layout business but whatever i did this in like 2 hours#the reason general is an empty title is cause obviously she was using him to like come back to life or whatever right#so the title general means nothing to her. she doesnt care about him#yeah#hes never had a real#identity?? title?? hes been operating under 'green ninja' and then under 'general' for who knows how long#and then both titles turned out to be useless#you get it#i came up with her design on the spot i dunno its supposed to be hair in the background#kinda mimicking her weird ass tentacles#when i say shitpost morrotober i mean SHITPOST#morro ninjago#morrotober 2024#jellos scribbles#thatsall im doing
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"rhaenys could have ended the war by dracarysing all the greens right there" yes because a distant relation to the throne deciding to barbecue an anointed and publicly positively hailed king and his entire family who is well loved within the city and in multiple other parts of the country for the sake of the succession of a far-away princess no one was ever on board with who hasn't been seen by the populace in literal years, her psycho husband, her three obvious bastards, and two toddlers from the psycho husband would go over super well with westeros and especially in king's landing where scores of the still-cheering population were killed for no reason by that same dragon who would do the barbecuing, because when targaryens act unilaterally without thinking of how the people would react there's never any problem, which is why the storming of the dragonpit and robert's rebellion were actually just collective delusions dreamed up by readers who hate rhaenyra and not key parts of the story and house targaryen's history that directly contributed to their demise and are intrinsic to the plot
truly team black stans are made up of only the most genius and media literate amongst us
#personal#house of the dragon#anti team black#i mean i guess??#like the crowd was cheering for aegon HARD#and they were always on board with aegon#and the hightowers are a powerful house with a lot of allies#and alicent and helaena specifically were well loved by the people in king's landing and the realm at large#and none of them ever liked rhaenyra or daemon who again have been MIA for basically a decade already#and again targaryens overreaching their power and not taking the people into account#is the reason why their house fell into oblivion and now rests entirely on a FIFTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL WHO IS THE ONLY ONE LEFT#if she roasted the dais the mob wouldn't have even let her leave they'd have killed her and meleys both in a heartbeat#storming of the dragonpit but a couple months earlier#the thing to remember is that i think a lot of team black stans are just kinda stupid#and do not care about the story at all or the actual intricacies of the world and its politics that is so important to the dance#(remember the rumors of rhaenyra mistreating helaena and alicent literally led to rhaenyra's death)#(because it led to the mobs and the storming of the dragonpit and the death of joffrey and her being driven out)#(and thus having to go to dragonstone where sunfyre got a little meal out of the whole debacle good for him)#(along with all of her ten million other shitty political decisions)#how do you profess to be pro-targaryen without even knowing targaryen history and where they erred and how that ended them#like *i* like the targaryens you guys have heard me talk about the conquerors all the livelong day#but i am also smart and i understand the world george created and the concept of repercussions#anyway yeah i am Annoyed at that new daemon clip (wow what a shock something annoyed me and had daemon in it)#(my least favorite character who could have foreseen this)
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OOOOOO CAN I ASK HOW WOULD THE N2 SQUAD REACT TO EACH OF THEM DYING?
What have you unleashed?
(WARNING: Angst, allusions to death, all that fun stuff. Nothing graphic tho, don't worry)
Jamil
He shouldn’t be surprised.
Well… He isn't surprised. Jamil Viper doesn't get nice things. Not for more than a few months, anyway.
Every once in a while, life takes pity on him and throws some nice, agreeable news his way. Just enough so that he lets his guard down. Just enough so that he allows himself to think maybe things will get better. Just enough so that he can pretend he isn't chained to a fate he will never escape.
A letter to NRC, a plan that goes a little too well, a couple of upperclassmen who seem to genuinely love him for who he is and not who he pretends to be.
So of course it doesn't last. Life gives and life takes.
Kalim follows, Octavinelle gets involved, Leona and Vil-
Well…
He isn't surprised.
Jamil Viper doesn't get nice things.
Vil
They look at him like they expect something from him. Horror, anger, ugly tears maybe. Just a reaction. Anything. Anything at all.
Vil doesn't give them that. Doesn't give them an opportunity to pity him. Doesn't give them food for gossip. Doesn't give them any material to make this topic last for any longer than it has to.
He knows how it works. Someone snaps a pic of him at his lowest, someone records his voice breaking during an interview, someone catches his lips tremble for but a second, and everybody will start talking about it again. And again. And again. For as long as there is a reaction from him. For as long as the topic attracts views.
Suffering brings more views than success.
So Vil doesn't react. Doesn't say a thing. Doesn't acknowledge the topic.
Better to be a cold asshole for a few weeks than to hear about it for years.
And in the darkness of his own room, where there is no camera, no eyes, and no ears to witness his grief-
Vil cries himself to sleep.
Leona
It’s just sand.
Only sand.
For miles and miles, further than the eye can see, nothing but sand.
Ruggie had the clever foresight to send all of Savanaclaw packing when Leona got the news. They would be sand too otherwise.
Who cares.
Who fucking cares.
He could turn the whole world to sand and it wouldn't be enough.
He might as well turn his own heart into sand.
It would hurt less.
#are you a masochist Anon?#or do you want others to suffer lol?#those are short but I think they convey enough#I have a lot of thoughts for Vil's reaction tho#like I imagine Jamil would be defeated and lose all warmth#and I imagine Leona would either go full depression or destructive anger#but VIL-#can you imagine how shitty it must be to have everybody's gaze on you when you're trying to mourn?#how that'd be the only topic you would find online about yourself for weeks?#we all know Vil is obsessed with how he's perceived by others and he'd definitely check his own name just as much as Neige's popularity#so Vil looks up his name and sees those fucking news again and again and again#and it just opens his wounds again and again and again#and his only way out is to pretend he doesn't care#and so he keeps everything to himself#uses his acting talent to pretend he isn't as affected as he is#and only when he is alone does he let himself break down#anyway those all would be long enough into dating that they are serious about each other and that it'd be known that Vil is dating#but not long enough for them to have made their own life with this relationship#just a tease from life#because Jamil is a tragedy and a half and I had to play with that :3#twisted wonderland#n2 squad#leojami#leovil#javil#ask me anything#jamil viper#leona kingscholar#vil schoenheit#twst fic
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How many bathrooms do you think Nightmare's castle has? I can't see them each having their own cause that would be way too many but do you think they all share one?
Asking because I have a hc that Killer takes showers that last like, at least 45 minutes. Not that they need the bathrooms for anything other than bathing really, but I feel like Cross is the one most annoyed by it because he's probably the only one with a consistent hygiene routine. When Killer finally gets out Cross asks him, exasperated, "what were you doing, washing one bone at a time??" and Killer just says "sorry I had to wash my hair" and strolls past.
In reality Killer washes up pretty fast, but he likes standing under the showerhead and letting the hot water run over him. It washes the determination off him even as it drips out and he likes the feeling of being surrounded by warmth, it's like a full body hug and it makes him feel truly at peace for just a little bit. Until somebody starts banging on the door telling him to get out.
#UTDR#UTMV#Killer Sans#Cross Sans#None of the others really care too much because Dust and Horror are very ''eh I'll do it later'' about showering#Nightmare doesn't really need too cause the goop is kinda self-cleaning to a certain degree#Sometimes he'll clean up anyway just for special occasions#Cross is the only one who like. makes a point of showering every day I feel like#And when it's a day Killer showers it fucks up his whole schedule#If Killer ever explained what he was actually doing instead of making a shitty joke Cross would maybe be more understanding#But the bit is more important so he may never know
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✧.* - “mark me up.”
summary: one kiss, then a heated makeout, then love bites.
warnings: swearing, some smut, making out, giving hickeys, praise
a/n: this song made me think of him giving me love bites, idk why. ANDDD johnny is obsessed w your neck here. idk he just felt like this
wc: 1327 words
“baby?” johnny asked you. you were on your phone, “yeah?” johnny was always the type of guy to ask you questions. he was just a bit clingy with you. you were too, of course.
he wrapped an arm around you, “i hope you know i love you.” you laughed, “do you?” johnny looked confused, “what do you mean, doll? i fucking love you.” that’s when you put your phone down, “prove it.”
johnny sighed, “i can’t literally prove it to you.” you gave him a dirty look. he then shot you a smirk.
“don’t you give me that look.”
when he spoke to you like this, it really woke up something in you. you also felt like he was trying to do something to you when he spoke like this. even if he did and it had no meaning behind it. you just didn’t wanna think about it too much.
“why shouldn’t i?” you teased. when you teased johnny, it made him somewhat weak. somewhat meaning not all the way. he was the one that made YOU weak.
he chuckled, “because once i do this to you, you won’t be giving me those looks anymore.” you got confused, “…what do you mean, johnny?” which you think you knew what he meant, but you weren’t for sure.
johnny decided to bring something up that was bothering him, “you know when we go places together, and there’s men that stare at you?” you got a bit pissed, “yeah, what about it?”
he smiled at this idea he had, “so, next time when we go there, everyone will know who you belong to.” it was exactly what you thought. you either thought it was sex or hickeys. one of ‘em were right. you tried to act confused, “johnny what are you talking about??”
he started to tower over you, “oh you know exactly what i’m talking about. i can see it by the look in your eye.” you rolled your eyes, “i’m going to shower.” you then tried to get out from under him, but you failed. johnny trapped you back in.
“baby.. please,” you whined. johnny cooed, “awh, darling, you can wait.” he started to kiss you, and of course you accepted it. johnny was touching you all over, and you were touching him all over as well.
one kiss just led into a heated makeout.
johnny reached under your shirt, and pulled it off. he then led his hands to your waist, then continued making out with you. he slipped his tongue into your mouth, and you did the same too. you elicited a soft moan. you guys kept this on for a while.
after that while, you then took your tongue out, so did johnny, “you’re so fucking beautiful. i can’t believe you’re mine.” he then moved down to your neck as you were breathing, “i’m all yours, johnny..”
johnny then moved down to your neck. he started to kiss it lightly, then he started to get rough. some moans left your body, but they were just quiet. he let out a chuckle, "don't be shy now."
yes, you were a bit shy, but you managed to get something out. “use your teeth, johnny..” you muttered. he obeyed you. he used his teeth on you, which left a love bite. a deep moan left you, “mhm!” you could feel johnny smirk against your skin, “yeahh, good girl, sugar.”
the way he made out with your neck and leaving it all bitten was such a perfect sight to him. its like he was even more obsessed with you. johnny just couldn't get enough. he kept doing this to you, as your head was thrown back.
the amount of times that johnny had left his love bites on you, he kissed them right after. you felt him do it and you opened your mouth, "ooh!" you could open your mouth anytime for this man. right now, he was just focused on you. nothing else.
"does this feel good, babe?" he asked. you nodded yes in response. although, johnny was below your neck running to your chest. so he couldn't understand you, "i need words, honey. cmon, use that mouth." you could've just fell to your knees right then and there. you absolutely loved it when johnny was strict towards you.
"yeah, uh huh.." you were breathless. he's making you feel too good. that was fine by you, because you were all his. his property. all johnny did was just admire you, "the way you feel is just so amazing. i love you so fuckin' much."
johnny was kissing your chest now, but he didn't go too far. just places that people in public would see. mostly just upper areas. yes he did mark you on your chest. your hands played with his hair as he was marking his girl.
"i'm almost done with you, doll. for now, just keep making those soft noises for me, yeah?" you obeyed him, "yes, sir." the both of you got back to work. you kept making noises he wanted, and johnny continued to admire you in his special way.
"god, johnny. don't you ever stop. i don't want you to stop." you moaned. he grinned against you, "oh? you want me to keep going? are you really that needy?" you breathed out, "yes, yes!" it's true. you were desperate for him to keep going.
he kept going. it was all about you when it came to him. all his attention was on you. he kept marking you up, as if it weren't enough already. but you and johnny loved every part of it.
johnny raised himself up to look at your neck and chest. it was all covered with his love bites. you were all bitten. he smirked at the sight, "now everyone knows your mine."
you bit your lip in satisfaction. he went down to your lips to taste you for once in a while, and you kissed back. johnny held your neck, and shivers ran down your spine once you felt his touch. this makeout session wasn't as intense as the one earlier. although this one was definitely something.
tongues intertwined with each other once again, and a rush of adrenaline ran through you. it wasn't like earlier. just a notch down.
he then pulled away, and looked at you, "you're so perfect. especially when i'm written all over your neck." you blushed whenever he called you perfect. you just love it in general when he does that. you're always perfect in his eyes.
"thank you, handsome. also, can i ask why you did that again? i kind of forgot.." you asked him. you were breathless from the way he was treating you so special. he shot you a smile, "i was wanting to show you who you belong to. that's why you're all bitten."
you looked up into his eyes, "mm, okay." johnny then started to admire you more, "i loved how you looked so shy whenever i was marking you. you're just so cute." you giggled.
johnny laid beside you on the bed, as you got up and grabbed your shirt, "now can i shower?" he chuckled, "you can now, doll. i appreciate you being so good for me." you rolled your eyes as a joke and went into the bathroom.
once you got done with your shower, johnny shot his eyes at you. you smiled at him. johnny then asked you a question, "can i ask you something?" you nodded 'yes'.
"is it possible if.. i could make more love bites on you?" he grinned. you chuckled, "well, aren't i your property?" his grin formed into a smirk, "yes, but is it yes or no?"
you crossed your arms, "you're more than welcome to. but don't leave too much because look at my neck." he scoffed, "i know, babydoll. get over here."
your neck was attacked that night. johnny didn't leave it alone. but hey, you didn't care.
#johnny knoxville#johnny knoxville x reader#johnny knoxville smut#this is so shitty but i do not care#Spotify
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I am so glad that the kid spectrals have such normal and caring spirits who will definitely not physically endanger and/or cruelly betray them in the midst of their lives already being destroyed by cults, monsters, and interpersonal drama. It’s so cool and nice 👍
#paranatural#pnat spoilers#paranatural spoilers#*SHAKES THEM ALL* BE NICE TO YOUR KIDS?#Isabel doesn’t get an evil spirit partner but she does get all of her kind caring spirit partners forcibly taken from her#which she is subsequently scolded mocked and belittled for by a grown ass man. so she’s also not doing great over here#I also feel like these parallels(?) are maybe harsh towards some of them#catnine is just straight up shitty. pacts will almost certainly be shitty in the future but technically hasn’t done anything wrong YET#to max I mean. not in general. I side eye the sphinxes#muse and forge have the potential and motives to be shitty later but I personally doubt they will go as far as any of the others#and peekaboo. if I’m being honest. I don’t believe it genuinely has the capacity to fully understand that it is hurting/betraying Dimitri#like fully is just concerned with wanting a friend to play with and not being abandoned.#which obviously doesn’t mean that Dimitri WONT get hurt/betrayed further or that the hurt/betrayal is in any way less#we also do not know what’s up with Scrapdragon considering she is also currently incapable of experiencing complex thoughts lol#could be evil. could be cool. is currently just a big hungry and kind of irritated snake lady. which I love for her personally#I don’t remember if Scrapdragon has been given pronouns. just that max calls her girl. assigned lady snake by the protag.
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i think kirishima comes home from the barber’s one day with the ugliest haircut you’ve ever seen on him ☹️ and he’s bouncing around sooooo happy with it, you just don’t have the heart to tell him it’s terrible ☹️🥲
he refused to show you any of his pegs, 100% positive you would love it. bless him because all he really wanted was to surprise you 🥺, hyping it up the weeks leading to the day, too—
“it’s gonna look so good, baby, can’t wait for you to see it,” he kisses you, right as he’s about to head off for his appointment.
you didn’t know it then, eyes sparkling and absolutely smitten as you reply, “looking forward to it.”
so now, as he turns around in front of you, arms open wide as if showing off the pièce de résistance; the absolute cherry on top, he asks, “what do you think? d’you like it?”
and you give it a good look, raising your eyebrows in an effort to look pleasantly surprised (but truthfully just shocked). you can feel the corners of your lips twitching, muscles turning nervous at giving away how you really feel about it.
you take a deep breath and blink, stepping closer to him as you reach up to run your fingers up the nape of his neck and through the strands of his freshly styled hair.
he waits, anticipatory.
two truths sink in at this very moment:
1) it’s just hair. it’ll grow back.
2) you must love him. a whole lot actually, because—
“i love it, it brings out your smile,” you look into his eyes, catching how he beams at you. a sparkling red.
you’ll find a way to let him know about it eventually.
#kirishima x reader#bnha x reader#bakugo calls him shitty hair for real now ☹️☹️☹️☹️#and the only consolation he has. his go-to comeback ALL THE TIME. is that he doesn’t care. because you love his hair 🥺😭😭😭#shotorus.bubble#i think he just 🥺 has questionable taste sometimes 🥺#but he’s soooo happy about it 😭 a little white lie won’t hurt right?#🥺🥺🥺 besides 🥺🥺🥺 when you look at his face and focus on that it’s easy to just forget about the hair 🥺🥺🥺#(actually. very hard. because hair does so much 😭 but. you do what you can for love)#(and you love kiri a whole lot more than you hate this shitty haircut 🥺)
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hands hands hands hands hands
#oh pepe how i love you#i love the hand gestures#also i always say that i find knuckle and finger cracking attractive but#ppl who crack fingers by bending them back? like he's doing here? wth?????#i have never done that#looks so painful#but wow. i feel so blessed today#the universe sure is strange at times#bcs my day was shitty just a little while ago#and now im so 🥺#will be up rewatching this all night#dont care abt my two exams tomorrow#f2#pepe marti
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doodled some. dsmp stuff?? in 2024?? still shocking to me. can you tell who is my favourite............... i can hardly remember anything
#i get so scared posting anything dsmp lol#it has such a bad fandom reputation it sucks#theres been sooo much happening in the fnadom again which sparked up the need to draw some stuff#for the first time in like#2 years#i made these designs up on the spot#i probably wont post anymore dsmp stuff but who knows. if i do it wont be alot. and it wont be for long#dnot kill meeeeeee pleaaaaaaase#obviously the people who turned out to be shitty i dont care for anymore.. ihavent even watched anyone from it in yeaaars#just nostalgic for the actual smp itself#my art#doodles#ctubbo#cranboo#beeduo#dream smp#dsmp#tubbo#ranboo#idk how to tag these
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