#this is so poorly worded

[celestial-fucker]

You know how normal people get crushes on characters? I adopt them as my siblings. Why? I have no idea. Is this my aroace version of having a crush on a character but with it not quite being a squish either? Who knows. I sure don’t.

[fvckyouimaprophet]

something that drives me fucking crazy about terfs is that so many of them claim to celebrate womanhood but can’t even let it stand on its own as an identity. they’re so binary in their thinking that the only way they know how to how to define being a woman/womanhood is by comparing it to men and describing it in terms of what being a woman isn’t or what it lacks.

[carsonjonesfiance]

“This thing is legally dubious and therefore technically unenforceable.” Is not a “useless liberal gotcha” it’s how legalism works in this country. Tying up stupidly worded EOs in court is the quickest way to keep them from being implemented. It is the definition of “doing something.” But it doesn’t usually involve much tweeting so of course a certain type of leftist feels obligated to mock it.

[localfandom]

has anyone else seen something they dont want to but at the same time the artstyle is so fire you just scroll back and torture yourself just because of that

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

How much longer 'til your luck runs out?

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[simply-starryeyed]

thinking about the time i was talking to my therapist about a guy that was into me, and i was telling her about how i didn’t want to date him since i didn’t know him almost at all. “so you want to get to know him before dating, while he wants to date to get to know you?” and i’m realizing that it’s so wacky that it’s normal to date someone you don’t know & love. what if they’re, like, a serial killer? or they hate cats? i could never.

[appleflavoredkitkats]

i dont know how 2 say this but as much as i hate dream stans i feel like a lot of them r being indirectly manipulated by dream (esp w the questionable parasocial relationship hes curated) and r probably having a difficult time finding out of that situation bc they think everyone else is so hostile against them. which i mean of course people would be, a lot of them speak nonsense, but as someone who had a hard time getting out of that dream stan mindset in 2022 i think. well i dont have the greatest solution in mind but just leave them alone. dont bait them and especially dont shit on them directly, bc the moment they see that a non-dream fan is hostile to them they just revert back to talking to their echo chamber (it sounds very cultish i know). not saying theyre not wrongins but i think calling dream out specifically on ur own with correct facts and belittling him is a better strategy as it does help incite dream stans to be more critical abt the situation on their own. it's not our responsibility to change them but also they gotta get out of there

[tooies]

i think probably the reason i like the idea of like a girl secretly being a dragon but still trying to just have a life in society and be normal is because it's kinda a transfem narrative of the whole like everyone thinks you're a terrifying monster but you just want to be a girl. and the other reason is due to i'm otherkin

[poorlydrawninstarsandtime]

favorite word?

(bonnie's actual favorite words are "mango" and "punch")

[id in alt]

[fattributes]

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[zorosdimples]

you’re about to have sex with your fave for the first time and you’re thrilled; it wasn’t exactly planned, but dinner went well, and you’re back at his place (trying not to rip each other’s clothes off the second you step through the doorway).

before you meet him in his bedroom, you go to the restroom, and are horrified to discover that your body clearly hates you because you just started your cycle. it’s obviously not how you envisioned your first time together, and you’re worried that you’re going to have to call off the night’s activities.

it’s embarrassing—walking into the bedroom and not quite meeting his eye when you explain to him that it’s your time of the month. but what’s perhaps even more embarrassing is the way that he cocks his eyebrow and tilts his head in confusion.

“that’s not a problem for me,” he says. “is it for you?”

you quickly shake your head. “oh—um, i just don’t want you to do anything that makes you uncomfortable.”

he takes a step closer to you. “is anything off-limits?”

you let out an exasperated chuckle. “what do you mean?”

“is it okay if i still go down on you?”

you can’t help the way that your eyes widen and your knees shake. “you want to go down on me even though i’m bleeding?”

he closes the gap between you, hands coming to rest heavily on your hips. “why do you sound so surprised? i want to enjoy all of you. a little blood won’t hurt me.”

[cyrano-de-berg]

hi @randomant69 i’m so so sorry i accidentally deleted ur ask but here’s the mysterion and chaos art u wanted 😭 (i drew them as lego batman lol)

[everoutoftouch]

[ghostboyhood]

truman was more than likely raised to be the way he is.. taught to be this charismatic, goofy, entertaining guy so he'd be interesting to watch on television, because if they didnt do anything he couldve ended up boring and that doesnt get you viewers or money... so in a way even his personality isnt fully his

[ribena59p]

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

(Accidentally mis-clicked enter on my last ask. Here's the full "ask")

What he says...

VS What I read...

("us" as in him and WWX, not the spider just to be clear)

They should make an adaptation called 'The Unfiltered', where Lan Wangji says exactly what's on his mind.